Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?
>>384970495
No way you freakin' Pinko!
>>384970934
Sign this petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog!
>>384970495
Okay, I guess that sounds pretty good.
*pees on the petition, pees in the man, pees on the dogs, showers the entire world with pee*!
>>384970495
Who is that creepy smiling fucker in the background?
>>384972716
>>384970495
>Doesn't sign, kill
>signs, kill
>>384970934
Just sign this stupid petition, damn it.
Hey you, how about offering to help some poor unspecified group of today's society?
>>384970934
Are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members?