>You are now playing- Seinfeld RPG

>black & white cookie drop
>3 times in a row

>>384969602
What is the best Kramer build? I'm thinking of doing a pimp Kramer build for my 2nd run

>>384969602
>choose class
>Jerry-Bard/Fool +4 INT
>Kramer-Rogue +4/-4 LCK on alternate turns
>George-Brute Fighter +4 STR
>Elaine-Mystic +4 PER

these threads were always shit

love these threads where we pretend a video game exists :) I saw a bunch of screenshots from old threadsd. Happy I can now take part in this one.

*Ahem*

Reeee fucking Numan mains :P

>>384971051
this isnt my eceleb threa d0u

*smooth bass*
So, whats the deal with black people?

I still can´t beat the Crazy Joe Davola fight, that fucking head kick gets me everytime, I read online that you need a helmet but no idea where to get it. Please help

>>384969602
Venturing through New York
>*battle commence*
>Newman and Bania appear
>Surprise attack, can't run!
>Jerry uses "snide greeting"
>"hello newman"
>no effect
>George uses "get upset" to build a charge
>Bania engages Kramer, Kramer deflects with "nice high waisted pants"
>crit strike
>Elaine used cloak and defense and high perception to flag a cab
>Newman uses "smug humor" and post office ploy
>Jerry parries with "eats last coffee cake"
>newman defeated
>George calms down from pointless blind frustration
>+0 exp, gold, and loot (its an RPG about nothing)
>bass intro theme for battle victory

>Game punishes you for giving bad advice to NPCs

What the hell am I supposed to tell him? Open up a soup restaurant?

>>384970886
>>384970886
>>George-Brute Fighter +4 STR

shit i made mine a Black mage because I couldn't find the Bat. and he wont fucking level cause he dies every encounter and have to go all the way back to his mom's to revive him (which is stupid all the other characters can just revive at hospital) and i got lost in the parking garage for hours with a dead George, Hungry kramer and confused jerry.

does no one use Susan? She's pretty good if you avoid the marriage route and stay with NBC

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>>384969602
>that quest where you need to help the pakistani shopkeeper

>headphones in late at night
>have to work in 3 hours
>getting to save point
>used all my potions
>volume turned way up for some reason
>get right to door
>bass kicks in
>i kek myself into the shadow realm

>forced to drive a compact because your rental got rented
>can battle other customers for an upgrade

Love it

>go to soup shop for premium food buffs
>forget to enable chat filter
>banned

fucking shit game

>>384970591
Pimp Kramer has too much notoriety, it's all about Assman Kramer because you can park at hospitals for free.

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Anyone else here play as punished kramer?

>>384972939
He isn't very good

>>384972939
Too busy playing as Mandelbaum, If I level up my 'world's greatest dad' armor I'll finally be able to lift that TV that's bolted down

why arent any black characters in this game

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>>384971489
>>+0 exp, gold, and loot (its an RPG about nothing)
Had a sensible chuckle. Here is a (you)

How the fuck was I supposed to know to buy the expensive envelopes for the wedding quest? This game is pure artificial difficulty.

The Armani Suit gives such great bonuses, but i don't have the money to get into Mindy's. How am i supposed to pay Bania for the suit?

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Doing Puddy's quest, but can't find the Arby's. Help.