Why is Donkey Kong sad?

He's trying to find his dick (banana) but he can't

they stole his banana lol

thingken of banana

>>384961734
HE

>>384961734
fukin mario took his banana, goddam white boy colonizer

>>384962109
No.

File: 6a0719899d29c7a7245454f632361b9c.png (728KB, 1007x1080px) Image search: [Google]

728KB, 1007x1080px

he can't expand anymore

he's entirely irrelevant these days

File: 1496905656653.jpg (145KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 1920x1080px

what did he do

>>384961734
rare will never be great again

File: ChainedKongSMRPG.jpg (27KB, 550x430px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 550x430px

His nigga got locked up

>>384962205
HAS

>>384962346
The mods banned him.

File: Donkey_kong_tips_fedora.png (529KB, 462x575px) Image search: [Google]

529KB, 462x575px

>>384961734
detective kong is on the case!

File: dkc.jpg (3MB, 2848x2113px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2848x2113px

>>384961734
He's not, he's doing his roll attack.

File: atheist kong.png (254KB, 372x479px) Image search: [Google]

254KB, 372x479px

Because he is an atheist and there is no god.

>>384963026
what if he gets sad when he does his rolling attack.

File: tumblr_mdo6ahMHaD1qzeifoo1_500.png (322KB, 402x479px) Image search: [Google]

322KB, 402x479px

Im gonna fill you with coconut creampies

>>384963043
how can god exist if >>384962671 does?
*tips banana*

>>384963271
This. C'mon man.

>>384962346
HE
E

>>384961734
Lay off, his mom just died.

>>384962218
Now I have to fap thanks a lot anon.

File: UnusedKong.png (878KB, 588x1209px) Image search: [Google]

878KB, 588x1209px

sleuth dong will solve this mystery

File: DKCoconutShooter.jpg (9KB, 163x125px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 163x125px

Donkey Kong is better than Mario.

>>384964430
Shiggy will always be assblaster Bayliss fucking owned his ass

File: DonkeyKongRender.png (98KB, 229x271px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 229x271px

>>384964430
Why is DK so perfect

File: Rareware.jpg (17KB, 233x300px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 233x300px

>>384964891

File: 9fcba8f1e7bc09c45049b44b61756129.jpg (175KB, 1074x2048px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 1074x2048px

>>384963694

>>384962671
>nintendo locking up chimps

Because he hasn't had a good game since Donkey Kong '94.

>>384966364
(You)

>>384966364
We dont care how much nigger dick you take up the ass

>>384961734
People keep ignoring his BEST GAME
Jungle Beat

>>384962785
*bananaed him

>>384966084
>>384962218
Those tits have no business being that voluptuous.

File: 1499890485198.jpg (550KB, 662x960px) Image search: [Google]

550KB, 662x960px

>>384966364
>>384967014
>>384967472

Better than any Mario game I've ever played

File: candy_kong_07_595.png (341KB, 195x595px) Image search: [Google]

341KB, 195x595px

first vidya boner

>>384968260
>want to play this
>get cemu
>download dong freeze with my shitty internet
>don't expect full speed, but atleast I will be able to play it.
>start level, be excited
>all the characters suddenly are invisible

fuck this, I'm not getting a wii u just for that.

>>384968260
I want a 3ds port because I'm not buying a Wiiu for it and Bayo2.

File: ck.jpg (330KB, 842x781px) Image search: [Google]

330KB, 842x781px

>>384961734
Because his bimbo girlfriend ditched him for a bbc.

He has no smile

>>384968809
He has no place

>>384968260
You posted the wrong game, anon. That's as bland as NSMB.

>>384968805
Big Banana Cock?

>>384963271
It's the only window of opportunity to hide your sadness around these Kongs.
It's perfect.

>>384968260
You've either never played a Mario game or you just have shit taste.

>>384969330
Big Banana Cave you dummy.

>>384969109
This Kong wants to flay his face

File: 3b7fa9d66b061f24b383037af445d888.png (620KB, 940x884px) Image search: [Google]

620KB, 940x884px

>>384968805

What is it with Crash and DKC having bimbo anthropomorphic whores in the games?

File: berri dance.gif (725KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

725KB, 320x240px

>>384970278
Rare is known for sexy cunts

File: Madonna.jpg (74KB, 1000x697px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 1000x697px

>>384970278
having big titted girls as the MC's gf was cool back then.
Sonic was also going to have a gf like that before

>>384970372
I've got Rare Replay and never played it Conker but it does appeal to me. Is it full collectathon like Banjo because I really don't like Banjo's bullshit honestly and yes that makes me a pleb.

His dong will no longer expand.

For the love of god, did Nintendo ever make a DKC artbook?

>>384971409
no its a traditional platformer with a fuckton of different elements
and it has VERY sensitive fall damage

>>384971409
Is not, you only collect Cash, which isn't hard to find and you get everything really easy.
Conker is more of a action/adventure platformer with tons of different gameplay elements.

>>384971409
>>384970372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBy7sfuPfbw

>>384971767
GBA version has pictures you unlock of various characters no idea about actual artbooks.

File: 576108c6f6333015c571fb3f13501dfb--donkey-kong-country-mario-nintendo.jpg (147KB, 736x1043px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 736x1043px

>>384971767
No,it's a shame because there's a shitton of renders that we haven't seen yet.

>>384962218
Source SOURCE

>>384964891
He can sing well

>>384970278
Because anthro sluts were fucking everywhere in 90s culture. Now thanks to black people and the Kardashians, the whole slut/whores is desensitized and no longer special.

3>2>1

File: 507c81d8018808aec5d16480619762e5.png (1MB, 1400x2100px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1400x2100px

>>384971623

>>384975563
sad day

>>384970372
F

3>1>2

>>384968716
Wait for a more stable version of cemu, or save up for a new cpu. Both is good too.

>>384961734
What does the DK on his tie stand for?

>>384962671
>crown of spikes

Is this Christ Kong?

>>384978620
Don King

>>384978620

Dick Kunt

>>384978997
he EXPANDED for your nighttime sins

>>384966084
muh... dick..

File: 71ukToWh9NL.jpg (208KB, 1092x1069px) Image search: [Google]

208KB, 1092x1069px

>>384966364
it hurts so much anon

File: 1498707273417.png (9KB, 150x150px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 150x150px

>>384963026

So they decided to make him a new character that is not the original one... and give him the exact same name? Not even with a Jr suffix?

What the fuck??

Continue posting porn

File: c33465418263ab312bc372dcbb3ca033.jpg (213KB, 434x863px) Image search: [Google]

213KB, 434x863px

>>384982573

>>384982379
>>384982379

I need an answer to this pressing question.

File: 1500879637940.jpg (530KB, 832x1100px) Image search: [Google]

530KB, 832x1100px

>>384983868
original DK became Cranky and he gave his name to Jr, who is modern DK

>>384984429

I knew Cranky was suppose to be the original DK but why is he not called Donkey Kong Jr instead?

>>384984646
Because Cranky gave his title of "Donkey Kong" to his son/grandson.

Fuck this place, I can't come here without fapping.

>tfw falling downing the slippery slope of not caring about animal faces for your 2d porn
This shit used to disgust me.

File: FILE73282.jpg (47KB, 700x525px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 700x525px

>>384984789
I feel ya, bro.
I'm always drawn to these like a moth to a fire.

>>384962671
AYO FREE KONG
HE A GUD BOI HE DINDU NUFFIN
HE WAS GOIN TO CHURR AND COLLEG

File: FILE72705.jpg (99KB, 500x750px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 500x750px

>>384984981
Hey, there's a reason we have an acceptable list of furry characters.

Be it outstanding design, a particularly nice art style or massive nostalgia factor from actual good games... there are a couple of characters that are simply too good not to like.

Krystal, Coco, Isabelle... the characters may vary from person to person, but it's fine to like them because some reason OTHER than them being anthropomorphic animal characters.

File: Kopart.png (512KB, 480x635px) Image search: [Google]

512KB, 480x635px

Kongs of Liberty

>>384962671
FREE EARL

>>384961734
cause hes a white dude

I can't fap to this

Is Donkey Kong canonically handsome?

File: pharaoh k rool sprite regular size.png (8KB, 77x90px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 77x90px

>we'll never get an authentic DKC experience again

I just want the classic look with the standard DKC fun gameplay and charming world. The Wii games lacked all of this.