European Speedrunner Assembly
comfy ded sunday night edition
NOW: Attack on Titan: Wings of Freedom
NEXT: Crusader of Centy
THEN: Mighty Gunvolt
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
https://www.twitch
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Imagine paying full price for this
>its not even half over
fuck this, i'm watching twin peaks
farming is COMPLETELY normal in a speedrun
just look at Diablo 2, you need to farm your runes for a Stealth runeword at the start
anime
>"it cause a softlock that makes us have to kill every titan on the map to progress"
aka not actually a softlock, just inconvenient
>>384960828
its a softlock cause if it happens in an actual run, you reset
What did he say he was even farming?
I guess he needs upgraded movement gear or something?
>>384960926
thats not a softlock retard
Is it safe now???
>>384960926
A softlock implies that further progress is actually impossible, not just "worth resetting over"
>>384961091
No.
>>384961091
Yes.
>>384960808
Anime!
>>384961029
oh my fucking god please dont be this stupid
What the hell? This game looks kind of fun?
>>384961091
Maybe.
>>384961091
>>384961172
O-oh... I guess I ha >>384961235 Yay!! animay!!!
>>384961091
no, i'm still here ready to atomize the jaw of any anime nonce who dare step in this thread with a well placed roundhouse
>>384961279
That's what we're all thinking about you.
>>384961091
i dont know
Why are they running all these literally who games?
I wanna see some Metroid Prime, senpai baka
>>384961356
what are the rules/observations in the any% (female titan)?
>>384961356
fucken ave em lad
>>384961091
Can you repeat the question?
>>384961091
Can you repeat the question?
>>384961478
Don't be rude
>>384961367
>euro thread
>needs everything spelled out literally cause hes an imbecile
put softlock in quotations then if it helps you
any party rockers in?
>no donations
:(
>>384961595
this manga was written in 2007... what else came out in 2007???
>>384961595
#NOTANIME
>>384961356
>roundhouse
Wait a minute, that's one of them chinaman hong kongfu words. You're one of them, ain't ya!
>>384961496
I think it's only the first half of the game which is as far as the first season of the anime got to story wise. He said the other any% category is 2 hours longer which will actually be a full clear of the game
>>384961595
You're in shuffin' town right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30mUl9Q427E
>>384961723
settle down, reddit
>>384961641
They don't have people laundering money
>>384960659
>European
just as policed as A/SGDQ and just as trash
>>384961595
Those days are long gone
>>384960745
Imagine paying for anime.
>>384961873
>no trannies
Hundred times better
>>384962125
>Swedes
I don't know.
>>384961641
It's like 4 o'clock in the morning and nobody cares about that game
>>384962176
Nice meme.
Is this AGDQ but they don't have a bunch of restrictive rules for runners?
>>384962212
Pretty sure this event has way less viewers and publicity too. Americans being racist and not watching speedrunning produced by non Americans
>>384962454
It's just a European AGDQ.
this game seems pretty mind numbing to run
*does a 360 and walks away*
>>384962576
It's rather samey overall.
>>384962454
Yes. With less cancer donations and donations about cancer.
>>384961595
Kumiko's in the house tonight
>>384962454
Someone asks this every fucking thread, I know it's some of you fuckers just wanting (You)s. Here.
>>384962576
COMPLETE
SUBJUGATION
>50 more minutes of this
This guy's commentary is consistant and nice, but jesus christ
>>384962576
It's a real pain in the neck
>>384962454
its agdq but with less rules, less views, less money raised, worse scheduling, and much much worse runs. you take the good with the bad.
>>384962694
hey quit that shit. Don't inflate the (You) by handing them out like that.
>>384963016
>much much worse runs
do you mean worse games or worse players?
>>384962454
I think a major difference that turns off a lot of new viewers is the fact that GDQ goes for the popular games that attract as many viewers as possible, whereas ESA has a lot of random, obscure, European games that aren't necessarily very well known but give the runners a chance to come and showcase their favorite games.
ANOTHA WUN THOWSEND DOLLA DONAESHUN
I can't hear half of what she's saying.
>>384962678
Kumiko ain't got shit on WAHluigi
>>384963081
uh, that's very obviously a man
>>384963069
They probably don't do the popular games because SGDQ just did most of the popular ones
>>384963164
FUNNY MAN HUH?
>>384963016
>its agdq but with less rules
what did he mean by this?
>>384963164
(referring to the donation reader)
@384963038
Sorry, don't know what I was thinking. I'll be more careful next time.
Save the frames, Kill the Children
>>384963235
first two are obvious
no politics is obvious
no history is questionable
We actually got to go fast
>Its a speedrun
>>384963235
I don't see "literally no fun allowed" on that list though
This runner doesn't sound british at all for some reason
Nice AI
>>384963371
there's like 20 accents in england
>>384963372
Nice indeed
Who else comfy here?
>playing Dokkan Battle
>watching and listening to this run
>naked
Feels great man
>>384963068
literally both
>Armin killing titans
What is this bullshit?
>>384963591
Anime
>>384963591
ivdeo gaems?
>>384963591
A video game.
>>384963591
O MY OCEAN
>>384963459
This fucker needs to stop saying softlock.
>>384963235
i said less rules, not no rules.
have you seen GDQ chat? literally post the wrong emote and you get permabanned.
>>384963807
Take that back motherfucker
>>384963459
All this bitch does is shill shitty mobile games
>>384963807
me, party rocker and pokemon wife poster #2 letting an anime nonce having it
>>384963873
He's traumatize by softlocks
just softlocked my car fuck
>>384963235
>>384963292
I bet that history rule is there just so they can time out anyone talking about nazis and Hitler.
>Eren AI in this mission
oh shit I remember too
Holy fuck just read about the AoT lore, it's so ridiculous.One thing I don't understand tho, is Eren's father was just pure Evil and how are you even suppose to have sympathy for the people in the wall when they're just rich nobel assholes?
Poor FroobMcGuffin man, regular no-friendo
>>384964067It gets even more ridiculous.
i'd watch FroobMcGuffin stream games because he seems very interested in his stuff
but he probably plays shit games like this
>>384964067
attack on titan is THE textbook example of a series growing way more popular than the author knew what to do with.
So is Armin the Colossal Titan now?
>>384964204
Yes.
>that AI
You think these guys ever pop boners in the middle of a run?
>>384964250
I have a boner forLeviright now
>>384964250
Horse + Tree 4 lyfe
>>384964250
No one runs Dead or Alive though.
>>384964248
Pathfinding be blessed
next gen AI
>>384964335
That tree is now heartbroken :(
>if you've got some donations...
>>384964384
This is why I learned how to play it with two controllers.
>>384964202
More like just another example of a story that had a very vague idea of what the story is going to be and changed a lot over time, possibly because the story needed to be made longer to milk it
>current year
>not having a harem
>why-fuh
This announcer sounds weird
GAAAS GAAAS
GAAAAAAAAS
>>384964549
Did you donate just so you can post that pic when the donation gets read?
>>384964549
>>384964558
>>384964564
samefag with vpn
my face during this run
>>384964624
I literally googled it when I heard it. I've never given any money to charity.
>>384964658
Shut up anon
>>384960659
I never thought I'd say this but... where are the trannies?
Is this game basically Dynasty Warriors with hookshots?
bazooka = me
cat = anime nonces ITT
>>384964534
well, it is now
>>384964534
>>384964549
>>384964576
>>384964670
>>384964693
>>384964720
>>384964619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Uzv4Gh6sk
>>384964753
europe is too liberal for sjws
This is basically the un-cucked version of GDQ right?
>>384964798
NIGGER
>>384964693
sure you did
>>384964883
>yuropoors
>uncucked
>>384964798
>>384964921do it
>>384964883
It's GDQ without trannies
>>384964883
>europe
>not cucks
>>384964945
when's australian speedrunners stream
ANIME PEDONEETS GET OUT OF MY THREAD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>384964883
It has no trannies, but you get frogs instead.
I've still yet to determine which of the two is worse.
>>384964798
>>384964773
Yeah, you can really go FAST but not in this map even if you have the best horse. I had fun, its pretty simple however if you play hell mode then its not easy at all anymore, it literally turns into the anime/manga where even if you have the best gears, titans can fuck you in the ass and stop being retards.
>>384965048
Anime's cool and all but the pedos do really need to leave
>>384965048
anime website
>>384965048
>>384965065
uh, we're not bush-era tweens who hate on a nation for not participating in the invasion of iraq because dick cheney said to start calling french fries freedom fries
>>384965129
dumb masochist poster
>>384965164
>still spouting this meme
>>384965173
#NotMyFuckingPresident
>That awkward chuckle
How is it going today, friends? Did you play video games today?
thanks for the website anime dorks you can leave now
>>384965169
I want her to curb stomp my testicles
>>384965296
Why?
>If I would have
THAT'S NOT HOW ENGLISH WORKS YOU FUCKER.
>>384965296
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH WTF
>>384965350
This one is great
>>384965353
She's not that kind of girl.
>>384965303
I played Sim City 2013
It was fun before It kept crashing
>>384965464
Never should had come here
>>384965493
umm, he's english so he can probably out-english anyone here
>>384965303
>video games
lol no
How was the Zero Mission race? How about Jack's Hotline Memeami runs? Wondering which VODS I should watch from today in addition to Coolkid's Gimmick run.
>>384965350
the Dune flash game that was posted in /tv/, legit fapped for 30 minutes straight
>>384965296
>scots
>>384965464
Yes! What he should of said is, "If I would of"
>>384965578
illbleed and hotline miamis were good. nothing else worth watching this whole marathon
>>384965334
based apu poster
>>384964984
>>384965602
>No statistics
>>384965658
"If i had" is correct.
God why is anime such trash?
oh shit i love crusader of centy
>>384965173
freedom fries were dank and if you disagree, you're a c*mmie
>>384965861
its all we have
>>384965841
Both are correct
>europeon "speedrunning"
>>384965296
>white people
>>384965296
this was an experiment that was conducted years ago. They took ten 50+ year old individuals that were not very much in tune with modern society and exposed them to 4chan for 2 hours a day, for a week. This was the result.
>>384965738
I caught Naeg's memerun of Illbleed last night. Hoping Geurge keeps the memeshit train running with his upcoming run. Not going to miss a Naeg run after how well NASA turned out earlier this year. Really wish this eoten kusoge would end already.
>>384965865
Hadn't heard of it before but it looks decent
>>384966008
Madoka a shit.
why is the UI always atrocious in jap games
>>384966008
>Madoka Shitica
>>384966008
I want her to curb stomp my testicles
>>384966098
They're blind, why do you think they're always squinting? Need HUDs to be wtfhuge to read.
rate RATE rate RATE
Why did the anime completely ruin this part of the series?
>>384966015
It's not amazing but it's a fun little overlooked game
>>384966158
This has a vita version, you need to be able to read it.
Anime is over
Are you happy now my fellow Redittors?
At least they are raising funds for a charity that actually helps people
>>384966163
Boring run, decent runner. Game looked fun
4/5
>>384966163
lets play/10
I feel like just being in the Congo is dangerous
Thank fuck it's finally over.
>ending is a couple minutes of a giant naked man beating the shit out of a giant skinless woman
>>384966225
i wish i was either one of those animes right now
>>384966163
anime/10
For FUCK'S SAKE NOT THIS SOMALIAN RAPE SHIT AGAIN
>>384966310
>somalia
>anywhere close to the Congo
typical
>>384966163
Samey game.
Decent run.
Letsplay/10
>>384966272
Nah, my wife has been numerous times and says it fine. Of course, she didn't travel by herself, she went with her ex boyfriend from high school.
>>384966163
Good runner, good game, too long run
6/10
>>384966367
>ex
>>384966176
Kyojinshit was always garbage. The artstyle is worse than Tumblr Ghoul for fucks sake.
>>384966258
They're actually showing something about the charity, instead of blindingly praising it.
>>384966252
nope
>>384966252
Yeah, that run was shite
CHOC-O-LATE
>>384966341
My inaccuracy only helps to show how little I care about whatever the ad is about.
Good night, /v/!
>>384966367
Heh, nice one
>>384966163
shitpost/10
>>384966446
how old is that anime, son?
>>384966163
6/10
>Crusader of Centy
on
>Genesis
tf are these two?
What's with the dual-stream setup? I'd understand if it was so you could have runners doing smaller games while someone does some multi-hour RPG or some shit, but most of it appears to not be the case on their scheduling.
I'd say something about setup time being faster with two complete setups but their seem content running advertisements between runs.
>>384965350
>Masturbating to anime
Give me panda or give me death.
But this guy >>384965501 is right.
reminder that foreign aid destroys a local economy, making farmers and other local producers lose out to the free aid, keeping africa perceptually poor.
Why does everyone hate the French?
>>384966476
18 according to /a/
>>384966628
they voted against us when we wanted to kill Saddam
>loss emotes
>>384966662
Oh yeah Saddam, he was a real jerk
What country is the girl on the left from
>>384966446
when will he fuck his sister
>>384966829
sounds Scandinavian, probably Swedish
>next up, a zelda rip off
>>384966829
racist
>>384966862
god bless Nintendo for failing to get a super market in Europe during the 90s
>>384966829
Swedish
>>384966865
Wtf?!
Holy shit did the Zelda block start early?
THICC RUNNER
>literal english peasant accent
where is the nobility when you need them
>>384966163
too annie may, didn't watch / Rage of Bahamut is the superior Shingeki no
>>384966924
Huh, I thought Swedes were supposed to be white
>runners have to hit the start button themselves
Well they got one thing up on GDQ already despite not being remotely as funded.
Transparent text boxes are so annoying.
i love euros. funny accents. jolly banter.
you guys are alright
Is this guy chewing on a potato?
>>384964510
the thing is normally these garbage animes with no direction just fizzle out and die because the mangka fucken starves if he doesnt make something not shit or he ends it a year or two in because theres no interest. when they get really popular because of a single interesting characteristic (the setting in snk's case (not saying its good)), they end up a horrible mess like snk.
>>384967029
speech impediment/downie-austistic accent + the queen's english
The music is much better than zelda
>>384967029
just your ordinary Englishmen
Nice hat, faggot
>>384966662
>they voted against us when we wanted to make the biggest mistake since our involvement in Vietnam
Still want to know what's the deal with the hate on France.
>>384967143
insane propaganda around 2002-2005
plus British banter is infectious
>>384966628
>>384967143
it's a meme
>>384965350
Do VNs count?
>>384967137
you talking to me?
you must be talking to me
>>384967121
The previous britbong accent's was at least intelligible
This seems like a comfy run!
>plot is hippy bullshit
And dropped
D E E P L O R E
>>384967119
???????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sslj06K-Nlw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGbhi5U4Qb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfISliRCnO0
I'll admit the dungeon music was weak, though.
How the fuck does anyone even get autistic enough to be into speedrunning? At least concentrate your retardation into something like fighting games, where the competitive element isn't contrived and artificial. Anyone who does speed running almost certainly hates their life.
>>384967371
Runner has annoying voice though
rip
>>384967440
because itsfun
RIP stream
>>384967530
Is the stream fucking up for others then?
Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with
>>384967535
No it isn't.
Didn't get enough donations, the stream is over
So where are those anons that said ESA has a competent tech crew?
>>384967575
Mankind is much less degenerate than I thought then.
>>384967585
what game do you run?
RIP in peace ESA
Americans did this
>>384967440
>fighting games
run was so shit it killed the event
>>384967575
based crossposter
>>384967585
I bet not only have you never speedrun a game, but you're probably not competitive in any genre of game you claim speedrunners should be spending their time on.
>>384967502
I'm from a Nordic country so I'm used to that accent, any Nordic native that speaks English will have a heavy accent unless he speak English a lot.
>>384967752
>I can't DP: The post
Was the place bombed?
Fucking fly bombarding my screen
>>384967843
uh, i've dp'd many girls alone
>they actually paused the entire game
>>384967920
Thank you for proving my point
It's back, and they paused game while stream was down. That's kinda nice
>>384967886
I wanna punch that gook's horse teeth in.
>>384967843
It's not normal for one man to have two dicks anon.
I wonder who did that
>applauding your tech difficulties
ESA pls
ESA stream's is down? I'm going to assume there was a GDQ tranny raid.
>>384967752
Arenafags are absolute twats.
>>384968026
used to think dp meant deep penetration
>>384967886
Clean your room you filthy animal
>>384967687
>>384967828
Are you people slow? I just said it isn't fun, and your gotcha question is to ask me if I do it?
anime? not a fan
>>384968043
its back now
>this guy holds the world record for this game
>he got it 2 years ago
If I took those sunglasses off geurge, would he die?
>>384968076
Peterson pls
>>384968104
Evangelion is the best anime ever made, you should watch it.
>>384968136
based Geurge
>>384968086
Why do you trash people's hobbies if you're a worthless piece of shit who doesn't even play games and spends the majority of your time on /v/?
What the fuck is this music? What tone is it trying to set?
>>384968086
>gotcha question
back to pol, dummy
>>384968256
circus tent
>>384968221
>Evangelion
That's a weird way to spell "Code Geass"
>>384968024
Don't do that
>>384968076
It's the living room, must have flew in when I let the dog out
>>384968256
a sort of CastleVania/Stardew Valley vibe feel if you feel me
>>384968086
I'd like to throw my two cents out there. Just because you don't think something is fun, doesn't mean other people share your same view point.
>>384968294
I'd like these two lovely lasses to curb stomp my testicular region
>>384968249
>>384968259
A yes would have sufficed. I legitimately have no idea what you spastics are on about.
>>384968331
Obviously. Some people are into scat porn.
>>384968136
He's the only one that even runs this category
>>384968442
It it isn't really fair to compare a scat fetish to a video game hobby. Anyway, people speedrun because they find it enjoyable.
>>384968136
>>384968556
That's why they gave him a 6am timeslot
>>384968442
>not liking scat
what are you, fukken gay?
Why did all the Sega consoles have such shitty music?
any scat man in?
>1 stream running games 24 hours a day
>other stream running games from 8 to midnight
Why two streams? Why isn't the second stream 24 hours a day too?
>>384968305
I'm not getting any CV vibes from the music. It's more celtic-styled FF or DQ.
>>384968294
I'm gonna do it! kiss your cabbage chompers goodbye gookie!
>>384968136
No better way of showing you are /srg/ cred than having a WR in a meme category.
>>384968732
Computer rights.
It's an European thing.
Where'd the anime go?
>"can we get a hell yeah"
>silence
>>384968725
Only Super Mario Sunshine
>>384968732
second stream is so you have other options if they're running a long game or a block of similar games. it's too much effort to keep both running at all times so they're only gonna have it up for daytime hours (in sweden)
We're hitting comfy levels that shouldn't even be possible
>>384968732
they slap runs nobody wants to see on the second stream
>>384968924
In the trash where it belongs
>>384968924
>that bullshit deus ex machina sub plot
literally worse than "oh muh rubber nen"
>>384968581
I don't see why not. Speedrunning is a weird, niche subsection of the hobby that the vast majority of people aren't stupid or damaged enough to participate in, but there happens to be an audience for it so it persists.
>>384968924
Dumb Allukaposter
>Crusader of Centy
Holy shit based. This event already feels cooler than GDQ
sorry?
>>384968924
Die you dumb plot device trannyposter
>>384969063
Interesting opinion! Unfortunately I do not share it with you.
>>384969081
>>384969054
>>384969173
We got some rough customers in this thread
>>384969262
Why would you need a condom to fuck a boy?
the venue they're in feels way better than what GDQ uses. maybe cause its darker.
>>384968924
Anime?
>>384969358
funny because it's some rando school's gym and GDQ had to pay for a hotel venue
>>384969426
What country are they in
>>384969410
>Swiss Cheesaki
LOL
>>384969494
sweden
>>384969494
Växjö, Sweden this year
This game reminds me more of Aludra than Zelda.
Why is it that when you rub the tip of your penis it tickles but when you rub pretty any other part of your body, like your finger, it doesn't feel like anything
>>384969494
>venue
>>384969614
You should play it if you can. It's pretty fun. Played a few times as a kid but never beat it.
>>384969614
I'm glad someone else thinks so.
>>384969426
It's an icehockey arena as far a s I know
>>384969584
>far away from stockholm
No refugees in those parts so it might actually be a nice area
>>384969317
Lubrication and to practice safer sex.
Safety ain't no joke anon
>>384969621
>American education
You dick's head has some nerves made to stimulate you.
>>384969742
Now I just want an Alundra speedrun.
What kind of dragon knight design is that?
Why are Canadians in an event for Europeans?
>>384969797
It's in Skåne most of the refugees are.
>>384969621
That means you have autism
YOU SAID YOU WOULD BE HERE!
WHERE ARE YOU?!
>>384969835
But I'm not American
>>384969848
Everyone loves us. We get invited all over the place to do all sorts of cool stuff.
>>384969848
Canadians are basically Europeans
>>384969917
bants
>>384969848
The UKowns them.
Is Ellajaz going to be running anything this year at ESA
>>384969835
But why doesn't the shaft have those nerves? Or your whole body in fact? Imagine getting the feeling of playing with your dick head just from sitting down.
>>384969926
>Everyone loves us.
No they don't, they tolerate us because we suck up to everyone.
of course a guy named "geurge" invited people to a party and had no one show up
>invited people to a BBQ
>nobody showed up
LOL
Damn that sucks
>invited everyone to my bbq and no one turned up
>>384970058
No, we love you. Please visit.
JUST
>>384970058
Nah, don't buy into /v/'s leaf hating. Do some traveling, people genuinely like us most places. I know burgers that wear canadian flag pins when they travel the sneaky fuckers.
>>384970174
dumb slut poster
>>384970174
FUCK
This game looks like a fun zelda game
>>384969839
Shoot, me too. Or another Working Designs game like Popful Mail or Arc the Lad.
>>384970174
I want her to curb stomp my testicles
>>384969901
FASTER!
>>384970162
We're a nation of morons, chinks and shitposters. Nobody should have to deal with Canadians.
>>384970229
>people genuinely like us most places.
That's because they've bought into the meme that we're incredibly polite. Canada is a nation of irrelevant, passive aggressive cunts.
Where the fuck is the banter?
>>384970229
A
FUCKING
LEAF
so is this less or more autistic than gdq?
>>384970412
You're either not a canuck or you're self hating to an embarrassing degree and get your self image from a shitposting image board.
>>384970490
less mentally ill
>>384970412
>We're a nation of morons, chinks and shitposters.
If you didn't specify you were talking about Canada, nobody would've been able to guess.
>anime being deleted
>warned
sorry mods, I won't do it again I swear
>>384970021
Yes, imagine getting that feeling
It would make it so you wouldn't need your penis to make that feeling, which would destroy your sex drive, which would cause a species to die out due to poor mating habits.
>>384963467
Grinding the tournament? What are you up to? Even though I have LR broly, it seems everyone has him now so it's not even fun anymore
>>384970490
The euros are all very deadpan, stoic and emotionally blunted, and those are all symptoms of autism. So I think more autistic
>>384970586
dont trust this shady motherfucker
>this runner
>>384970586
Fucking cuck as bitch
Anime is allowed.
>>384970491
>Being proud of living in a country that bends over backwards to appease foreign invaders and voted for Castro's illegitimate son that has yet to follow through with a single promise.
The only good leaf is a leaf that knows his country is trash.
>>384970821
yes but imajun my shock
never heard of this game but seems good
dont be mean to the mods, they'll ban you for 3 days
criticizing the mods is against the rules now
>>384970586
You gotta post anime harder mate. Don't let tranny loving mods win.
>>384970570
>Ignoring the fact that Canada is the biggest shitposter on the website.
Whole country should be banned desu.
>>384970586
>>384970715
This gets me down every fucking time. Plase delete this.
I hope this guy has a loving GF right now.
>>384970927
Oh wow a politician was shitty and didn't follow through on their promises. That's never happened before in any other country. Plus I saw a few meme pictures of him saying shit he never said so that makes him even worse than he already is.
Not the monsters
>>384970927
>>384971156
Go back to your shed, Trudeau.
ESA would be better if not for these fucking runners foreigner. I literally cant understand a single word of what this autist is saying.
>>384971391
Inability to understand accents is a sign of low iq just so you know.
OI M8 IM FROM DA ENGERLAND INNIT
>>384970586
>>384971391
He is apparently English though. If you can't understand him maybe you are just retarded
>>384971432
AHAHAHAHHAH!
>>384971391
odd. i have the same problem with american english
>>384971391
Does this guy have a lisp in addition to being british or is that just some faggy dialect somewhere in England
>>384971569
That sounds like a brain problem to me. You should get that checked out.
>>384971497
>English
>has the Denmark flag next to his name
>>384971432
>tfw may as well be clinically retarded but can understand accents just fine
>>384971637
Ha.
>you can bring up graphics and dank memes
At least this run is over. lets hope for a less retarded voice this time.
>>384970715
This is why I dont celebrate my bday anymore, no one ever shows up :(
These awkward as fuck interludes are the absolute greatest thing.
>>384970715
shieeeeeet
rate/10
>voluntarily giving money to an organization that wants to bring more muslim scum to europe
quit being faggots
>european humor
>helping other countries when poverty exists in your own country
Why is this allowed?
A FUCKING LEAF
This fucking ad again?
Man I love this ad. This whole event should just be this ad running on repeat all week long. Video games.
Why does the bong ad get played the most
>>384971856
Monsters were good boys, they dindu nuffin
>>384971956
lets talk about drumpf and anime again haha
>>384971982
It's the charity the event is shilling
>english actors
>english subtitles
w-why?
>>384972039
for the blind sweetie x
>>384972039
So the new yuropoors can understand it
>>384971998
I'd rather talk about Somalian rape victims, it's my favorite ad.
The only problem about this event is the literally who games
>>384972086
You forgot this /s
>>384971956
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
>>384971956
>>384971998
>>384972135
just talk about videogames you goddamn b's (bitches)
>>384972135
somalians can't sail to CONGO!!!!!!!!!!
>>384972150
That's the best part, GDQ is mostly the same games over and over
>Gunvolt
>Then more Gunvolt
>Then Pokemon X/Y
Naptime.
I think I saw gunvolt once. Anything like megaman is good by me.
>>384972249
>can switch to the other stream two hours into pokemon
Oh thank fuc-
>it's another 4 hour rpg run
>>384972150
You should play more games.
Now THIS is the banter I've been waiting for.
Why do they play so much FijiWiji?
where is the other stream?
>>384972576
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>coming up in a hour: Pokemon
WHY
>>384972576
look at the schedule, it starts in about three and a half hours
>>384970715
We are celebrating my birthday with my mom's son. And having fun.
>Playkng Sound Voltex on a speedrunning event
For what reason? And are they gonnamuse cracked arcade data or kshoot? Isn't that shady?
post your hype level for this run
damn........................................................ so this.......................................................................................... is the power...................................................................................... ................. . . ...................... of PC,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
>>384972758
Share the cake like I share my wife
>>384972843
jealous?
>>384972843
12 minutes of FUN
>>384972671
6 hours long too, good thing there's Touhou on stream two
Where's his flag? How am I supposed to know what nationality to shit on?
>>384973012
>RARE FLAG
>>384973012
No flag = globalist
>>384973012
He's swedish.
>>384973012
with my excellent hearing I have determined that he is Swedish
Guess I'll watch stream tw-
>Pewdiepie: Legend of the Brofist
at least this sperglord is only going to be there for 8 more minutes.
>>384973012
he's from the shadow realm
>>384973191
>he didn't watch nasa
the game is actually pretty cool
>not damage boosting through the level on easy
Game confirmed better than megameme
RATE THIS RUN
>>384973635
didn't even watch/10
jesus christ this ending
>5
>>384973635
5 dollary doos out of a 100 for his incentive
>>384973635
Eh, it was short at least.
>>384973012
Check the schedule
why am i seeing ads with ublock origin?
>hours long pokemon run
Jesus fucking christ
>>384973849
using the html player? switch back to flash
my run's up next guys wish me luck
>>384973880
good luck jinny
>>384973849
You've been hacked cyka.
>>384973849
I'm not.
This is my first time watching an ESA event, are they always this shitty?
>>384973880
SWEDEN
YES
Why all this normie music instead of glorious game OSTs? Isn't this an event for autists?
>>384973996
Quality varies like crazy. Illbleed and Golden Sun last night were really good to watch.
kennyman666 on suicide watch
>>384973849
They inject it into the stream, switch back to flash if you want.
>>384974094
>>384974069
>Illbleed
Oh shit, I'll have to go back and watch that one. I didn't mean so much the games/runners, they've been alright, mostly the hosts haven't been great from what I've watched, the music is grating, and the ads are just ridiculous.
>4 hour pokemon run
>>384974094
100 per stage
4 stages
800 dollars
>european education
>>384974261
The hosts vary too. Current ones aren't great, but it's 6 AM in Sweden and they're probably really tired. The hosts on the first day were really good, I think.