Star Fox Adventures Zero when?

at best we might see it in 2090 to never.

I'll never understand why they thought doing the same story for a fourth time with gimmicky controls on a dead system was a good idea.

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>rare is dead
>Nintendo doesn't work with Rare anymore
>Star Fox Adventures Zero when?

>>384944303
Will the remake version not have Fox trying to dick a teenager despite being in his mid-20s?

>>384946379
That's the only good part of the game.
Shit, make her younger.

>>384946348
would krystal marry a human?

>>384946348
They don't need Rare to make Krystal Gaiden. They won't, but still.

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>>384946379

Krystal is best

>>384946379
going by the Japanese website for Star Fox Adventures, it says Krystal is 19 years old. so it's legal.

https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ngc/gsaj/chara/index.html

>>384950870
He's still seven years her senior because Rare decided that was sexy or something.

We skipped nearly a decade of Fox's life for no reason.

>>384950870
she was originally 16 when she was still a cat

>>384951892
A shitload of Dinosaur Planet material discovered back in 2012 revealed she was supposed to be a fox back then too.

Yeah, I know, it's weird.

>>384951892
yes but that was changed a long with her being a cat.

>>384951105
true there was really no reason to skip that many years.

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>>384952123
looks more like a feline to me

>>384946348
I never thought I'd see a Crystal drawing that didn't look like shit

>remaking the shitty furfag adventure abortion
Worst Zelda game I've ever played by far

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>>384952358
Hey, I don't decide the lore.
That's supposed to be a fox somehow.

>>384952459
there's a lot that dont look like shit

>>384952585
so why not improve on it

>>384952585
What about Darkened Skye?

>>384952603
Anon please stop lying

>>384952602
>Planet Animus
Jesus FUCKING Christ Bayliss

>>384953065
Im not

>>384953082
Half the guys who did concept work at Rare were real lazy cunts who passed it off as being cheeky.

>>384953435
>Calling Kevin Bayliss lazy
eat shit fucker

>>384952358
I still wonder why they decided to sex Krystal the fuck up and shove her in a rock. She's just a model swap, I doubt it would hurt deadlines to keep her playable.

>>384952723
>make irredeemably bad game
>instead of making a new game that might be good, go over the same tired thing and desperately try to fix it
No thanks
>>384952760
That at least had comedic value in the bizarre skittles product placement

>>384953545
He is though.

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>>384953652
What was David FUCKING Wise thinking when he composed this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdmsXNOvRTI

>>384944303
Star Wolf game first pls.

>>384953975
He was thinking "How do I convey that Fox wants to fuck that? Wait shit I only have 30 minutes just start blowing into the sax."

The better question is why they thought upgrading Scales to the big baddie was a good idea.

>>384954267
That one autoscroller boss in the furnace was originally going to be the final boss in Dinosaur Planet

>>384953975
Slogging through the entire game to watch Fox spill his spaghetti like an autist was worth it
I laughed my ass off

>>384953748
no he isnt

>>384954415
Which is why I'm asking why the FUCK Scales got upgraded.

>>384954792
because fuck you faggot we're getting Scottish ANDWOSS

>2017
>still being a furry

>>384954870
Game would have been 10x better if you played as Krystal (and occasionally Fox), they kept hyping Dragondick up, you finally face him, Andross hijacks the plot, and Krystal just stares in bewilderment as Fox killsteals the big bad in his Arwing.

>>384955118
Im not
I just accept that I want to bone Kevin Bayliss's daughter

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>>384955118
>he doesn't fap to it without making it his identity

>>384955303
>and Krystal just stares in bewilderment as Fox killsteals the big bad in his Arwing.
wrong, she goes "MAH STAFF" and just rubs it while Fox fucks off to fight the nigger

>>384955406
>if
It would habe been funnier and more satisfying than a halfassed Andross fight. Very Rare humor.

>>384955551
This game has no Rare humor outside of Rock Shrek and the shopkeeper
And then autist Fox in the ending cutscene

>>384955406
The look Fox gives her when she says that and he runs to his arwing

You could see the romance bloom right there.

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Krystal was my first fap
then I played sly cooper and fapped to carmelita fox
tfw furry from the start

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>>384955740
>THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME
>FOXS BODY TEMPERATURE IS RISING

>>384955716
Some quality writing, less arbitrary timesinks, and some fun puzzles is all they possibly could have done to save the damn thing. Too bad they had so little time that the dialogue is intentionally vague and lifeless.

>>384956079
Im actually reading the game manual right now and it says "the mystery behind Krystal and the death of her parents will be uncovered later in the game"
Well that never fucking happens
Thanks Miyamoto

>>384955880
wouldn't of been able to contain my spaghetti in that situation

>>384955751
fun fact Sly Cooper and The thievius Raccoonus and Star Fox Adventures come out on the same Month, day and year.

September 23, 2002 to be exacted

>>384956421
And yet Bayliss made patient Zero

>>384956421
What does it mean?

>>384956223
The Dinosaur Planet synopsis pretty much explains the entire story except the ending. Some of it's kinda shit and Sabre is a boring cunt, but it's worth the read.
http://rarethief.com/dinosaur-planet/

Remember when /v/ was free of furfags?

>>384956537
nothing i just thought it be fun to point out.


>>384956481
what?

>>384956330
she was swaying her hips as she was walking up to that bitch while David Wise was jacking off his Saxophone

>>384956223
You mean Microsoft.
Fox just supplanted Sabre and he did nothing but complicate the plot. The complete lack of story was because they had to go gold before the buyout was finalized.

>>384956691
/v/ was never free of furfaggots, they were just banned, mocked, and told to fuck off at higher frequencies. Better times desu

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>>384956710
>mfw this whole scenario

>>384956691
I've been here for nearly a decade.
No. No, I do not remember any such time.

>>384956691
How fucking new are you?

>>384955335
Whoa now THAT is a batshit crazy idea if i ever heard one

>>384944303
>Top right
>Angry Fox(Wolf?) Noise

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>>384956710
>she was swaying her hips as she was walking up to that bitch while David Wise was jacking off his Saxophone
and this was the last thing Rare did on a Nintendo console

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Foxes have an scent that is unpleasant to humans. Krystal smells.

>>384958586
My sense of smelling is fucked, just like that fox.

>>384958586
>implying she doesn't bathe
Even then I'll wonder what her bush smells like

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Who else is hoping that Starfox 2 will drop on the Virtual Console after the SNES Classic releases?

>>384959007
I gave you an answer earlier bitchass nigger

>>384959601
It won't because Nintendo is balls.
Just wait for someone to upload the ROM.

>Implying Krystal is a Yoko
The only game where her inclusion was detrimental is Command, and everything about that game was fucked. If anything Zero fucked itself by trying to ignore her instead of doing something new.

kys krystalfags

>>384960162
that was drawn by some autist that hates her

>>384960230
no u fgt

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>>384960162
>>384960264
I just think it's a funny Starfox pic. Like this

>>384960230
Nah. Star Fox being a 7 person team is a good idea that can add even more replayability to the games. Krystal just needs a damn personality.

I'd propose condescending/lethargic, personally. It would bounce off the others well and counteract her Sue-ish power set/backstory.

>>384959950
Kevin has never been down there

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>>384960834

Literally just make her a Newtype. That's all they have to do.

>>384961420
She is his essence

>tripping on air

Is this brawl?

>>384956805
>Sabre
I'd like to see Sabre make it in as an actual character in Star Fox

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>>384958586
>krystal will never get addicted to the scent of your dick
why even live

>>384960834
to me i think a lot cost could use some more info on them like Panther (where did wolf find this guy, a bar?), maybe what home world Falco is from (tho he is probably just from corneria),

things like that.

>>384961895
>Lets give the faggots more ammo
Nah

>>384961424
I was confused when they didn't do that in Assault.
I was more confused when the Apparoid Queen had her voice actor and they didn't think to have it possess her to amplify its mindfuck powers and mess with Fox's emotions. Huge missed opportunity. Literally writes itself.

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Krystal is second best Rare girl
This is the best

>>384962942
>being so scared of faggots you dont want unused characters to be used
You disappoint me.

>>384963884
Sabre can contribute nothing

>>384963723
I don't recognize your anime version of whatever character that's supposed to be.

>>384963884
Not them, but Fox-but-shittier-and-tied-to-mystic-garbage sounds like an awful addition to the cast.

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>>384964297

>>384964159
Just like Krystal, Faye, and that other one I forget the name of

>>384964159
>>384964297
As a member of Star Fox no and I wouldnt want that anyway, but as a character in the SF universe there's some potential to him, Especially if he's tied to Krystal

SF needs more characters in its universe but not all of them have to be in Team Star Fox or Team Star Wolf, hell some of them dont even have to be pilots

>>384964607
miyu
and the bitches can actually be reworked

>>384964816
Name one (1) reason why Sabre should get the boot and these ones shouldn't other than "muh dick"

>>384964902
Sabre never existed in the first place

>>384964902
Each one of them bitches is in an officially released game. They have personalities n such.
Sabre was replaced by Fox and is entirely redundant. He had no character, everything about him is tied to Dinosaur Planet's prototype story (which isn't canon), and his name is literally SABRE WULF. If you even tried to reimplement him you'd just be making a new character.

>>384944303
Anyone else wish that they'd add two girls to Star Wolf? A sheep girl and a raccoon girl. Sheep because hey, nice subversion of the whole Wolves Eat Sheep. Raccoon girl because of the stereotype of raccoons being thieves so that's perfect for Star Wolf as well.

It just feels lousy that Star Fox finally made Fay and Miyu canon, yet Wolf's group is gay as hell.

Besides Star Fox and Star Wolf

Bring back:
Krystal
Panther
Miyu
Fay
Algy
General Shears
Hot Rodders (Cool, the Mouse and Gator)
Katt in that outfit from FBF
Bill
Pigma
Andrew

Bring all of these guys back in various roles, whoever is left forget about forever

>>384965804
>It's a subversion of--!
Dude, you gotta step away from the computer, spend some time outside, maybe read a few books.

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>>384966059
>Forgetting Beltino
Fuck you.

>>384966436
You're right I'm sorry. I DID forget about Beltino.

He can stay and Grippy too.

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>>384966436
>when you remember Slippy is the only Star Fox character with the most living family member.

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>Hey, Einstein, I'm on your side

So Einstein canon in the Star Fox universe? Are there supposed to be in-game versions of other real people too?

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>>384966436
>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HEEEEEEERE

>>384966643
*members

>>384966643
>Slippy has an Uncle and a Dad
>Peppy is a widow with a daughter
>Fox's parents are DEAAAAAD
>Falco is a complete mystery
>Krystal has no family
Yeah you're right

>>384966701
Humanity is obviously influential in other systems

Post Miyu and Krystal

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Would you bully Krystal?

>>384968648
I wanna pet her

>>384968648
>heels
ruined

>>384944303

She's canon addicted to sharpclaw penis though

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Does /v/ like Krystal?

>>384969334
wrong

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>>384969965
No, she's totally addicted but I'm cool with it.

>>384970034
Rare bio states she hates sharpclaws

>>384969334
Krystal is pure, she's saving herself for marriage

>>384970582
Of course, naturally she'd have kept herself a virgin. She still has a mouth though

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>>384955751
>Carmelita
At least you redeemed yourself there

>>384946348
>>384958586
>>384968648
>>384969726
>>384969847
m-muh

>>384944303
Thanks to Zero, you'll be lucky just to get another Starfox game in 10 years

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What would you do with a tiny Krystal?

>>384973752
give her a pink belly

>>384971646
Redeemed from what?

>>384974284
he's trying to say Krystal is bad or something
despite ignoring how fucking disgusting the cop bitch looked in her most recent game

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>>384974284
Pleb taste and disappointment

>>384974357
Everyone looked like shit in TIT. Good thing I didn't play it
Pants>Skirt

>>384974357
Say what you will, but Carmelita Fox to me is rather unappealing. Her single reason for existing is chasing Sly's dick. Not even Amy Rose is like this given her other character traits in different games.

Also Carmelita Fox is a cop who refuses to do her job like a professional because she loves a globe trotting criminal master thief.....yeah. Fuck this shitty character. If Sly Cooper was written competently that bitch would have been fired long ago.

>>384974643
Amy is the same bitch as Fox cop
only her theme sounds like porno music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXHw8o6UI9M

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>>384974643
>If Sly Cooper was written competently that bitch would have been fired long ago.
To be fair, fampai, she's probably kept around because she keeps arresting all the other antagonists after Sly's done exposing their plans and/or beating the shit out of them. This happens in every game. To Interpol, it looks like she's doing her job just fine except for that one coon asshole that keeps getting away

>>384975231
jesus fuck I hate matamatas
ugly ass fucking faggots

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>>384974640
Krystals got the superior design and VAs
You cant slay the bayliss

>>384975459
>Superior design
Nah. Discounting TIT at least
I'll give you VAs, though, if only because Carmelita's VAs are all over the damn place with no consistency. Shit, they're probably gonna have a FIFTH one for the cartoon

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>>384975778
her design is fucking 10/10 bud, dont kid yourself

>>384976036
Do you think Krystal even knows what panties are?

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>>384976036
>those fucking tribal marks

>>384976036
Let us agree to disagree

>>384976036
>>384944303
Has anyone modded of her clothes in the game? Asking for a friend.

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Lizards

>>384944303
>Star Fox Adventures Zero when?
Never. Not even when miyamoto's gone, but Nintendo just doesn't seem to care for this series, not that it was even worth saving when the only good game was 20 years ago, and it's aged poorly too

>>384955303
You mean like the original game was gonna be?

Best part of the game is when she's giving that one lizard a double blowjob with the lizard girl

>>384982254
>aged poorly too
gen-Z was a mistake

>>384985887
hmm
is dis good or bad?

Star Fox is Nintendo Sonic. Just a bunch of weird shit that does belong and a fan base only around from one or two games at the start and nothing but crap afterwards.
Plus a fan base that is mostly just a bunch of people that jerk off to the porn

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>>384944303

>tfw we'll never have another dinosaur action adventure game starring Fox McCloud because faggots wanted a 2 hour on-rails arcade game instead

>>384974357
I agree, Carmelita was at her best designwise in 2 and 3.
Well, 1 was okay too but low poly so...

>>384981639
SCALE'D

>>384971646
This thread needs more carmelita.
POST MORE FAGGOT!