European Speedrunner Assembly
my summer car speedrun race is on tuesday night edition
NOW: Serious Sam 3: BFE
NEXT: Quake II (PC)
THEN: Super Hexagon
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon (embed) (embed) (embed) embed
>GDQ
>raises $1,800,000
>ESA
>can barely raise $38,000
kek
first xd
>>384944256
the price of no trannies
kermit the frog soundin nigga
Why is ESA using the American dollar?
Woah
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>384944367
Brexit :^)
>>384944367
Same reason the stock market does
>>384944256
>good games
>no trannies
>no tech disasters
I'll take it
Just got done beating this on Serious and AAAAAAAAAAAAAA is giving me serious PTSD flashbacks.
>Rayman isn't on until 11 hours from now
Yeah i'm off to bed. Have fun with Quake and Super Hexagon i guess.Hope that one anon managed to get the Xev torrent alright.
>another russian
>incomprehensible commentary
great marathon
>>384944141
>PAL zone speedrun
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOURSELF
>>384944519
>good games
lol
>no tech disasters
LOL
>>384944571
>incomprehensible
try usin' ya fuckin' ears, lad
>save scumming
Is FF8 RNG manipulation? I need some real autism to watch.
>quicksaving
so this... is master race....
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I've never played a Serious Sam game, are they any good? Seems kinda silly (in a good way)
>>384944743
All FF speedruns are autism
I hate watching JRPG runs at marathons because 90% of the commentary tends to be sperging about the plot like I haven't played this shit already
>>384944842
Play first and second encounters HD
>>384944676
OI MAY WAH AH YEW AHN ABAOU???
>guy next to the Russian is a Finnish speedrunner
so united <3
KAPPA XD
>>384944842
They're probably the best arena shooter out there. 3 deviates a bit at the beginning but gets back on track by the midway point.
why do they explode into flowers and vegetables and shit?
>save scumming on easy mode
>>384945020
blood and gore in videogames is banned in europe
>easiest difficulty
Why are European speedrunners so goddamn casual?
>>384944842
Are you serious?
>>384945143
I invite you to try and get speedrun times on Serious/Mental.
>>384944842
>>384945163
no, this is patrick.
>>384945029
>>384945143
which is faster: killing a guy in one shot or killing a guy in a billion shots
jesus christ that was a cringy donation....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
another over estimate run, great job yuropoors!
time for underestimate run #8
choke as fuck
>>384945208
>well you're not a chef so you can't say it's shit
Why has this stupid 'argument' not been banned yet, only retards use it.
>those bullet trails
holy shit this game is nextgen
>>384945436
Sounds like you can't get good either fuckboi.
>>384945296
Speedrunning is about being good at the game, not doing everything as fast as possible, they should be playing on the highest difficulty
>this is the most boring fight in the game
WELL GOOD FUCKING THING IT SOFT LOCKED THE FIRST TIME SO WE GET TO SEE IT AGAIN
>>384945564
He did apologise
>>384945401
Without shit flinging why is it that so many ESA speedruns are Overestimate?
>>384945551
>Speedrunning is about being good at the game, not doing everything as fast as possible
"if i soft lock again, i'll skip the level and the boss"
>>384945551
>Speedrunning is not doing everything as fast as possible
top bait
>>384945601
yuros don't give themselves extra time like americunts need to do to
>>384945551
>Speedrunning is about being good at the game, not doing everything as fast as possible
nigger you serious?
Get the vaudeville hook ready
>>384945551
(You)
>jesus fuck
>>384945551
any% LITERALLY means beat the game as fast as possible by any means necessary
>>384945664
>HM2 run was a whole 30 minutes under estimate
Nice try idiot.
>>384945601
it's a more relaxed event with less vetting of runners than GDQ
just mercy kill this
Shows you how much of speedrunning is just rote memorization and muscle memory
>blaming the PC for his fuck ups
jesus
>its the pcs fault the enemies aren't spawning
Master Race everyone
Nice programming croteam
>>384945942
He did nothing wrong
>>384945942
> its trackmania all over again
are we on track for a run with more chokes than Prince of Persia?
>cheating
>>384946042
He didn't choke, the game went full retard
>>384946027
What? Trackmania had no issues at all, save for the monitor thing at the end.
>>384946042
GTA SA took that crown. Not a single trick worked on the first attempt.
This shit would not be happening if they just ran more Nintendo games.
my favorite level in this game is that one where they put you in a valley and throw hundreds of enemies at you
I swear I had a screenshot but I lost it
>>384946110
the load times, he even complain in the final interview
>>384946131
You mean you didn't enjoy watching them play video poker for 5 minutes?
>>384946159
Every level?
I just joined in, why is this nigga 20 minutes in and still one the first few levels?
>>384946157
Europe is never going to like Nintendo because of how shafted they get for release dates.
>>384946157
nintendo games belong at tranny fest
>>384946131
oh I missed the first half of the run
>>384946341
Americans don't understand that nintendo never had a monopoly over computer games in the 80's and 90's so europeans don't have quite as much of a nostalgiaboner for them.
does sam have downs
face looks a little off desu
>>384946260
no there's one specific one
I don't think there's any other level that throws as many enemies at you at the same time
>>384946324
because >european speedrunning
>>384946436
These first few levels are why I've not replayed this
>>384946202
Well yes, those were legit things that PC does, they did add up some minutes. Not that I care or mind.
>>384946506
This. Europe and the UK aren't Nintendo strongholds, and have a much bigger PC base.
>>384946436
But we already have a Zelda block.
>>384946529
The Guardian of Time. It's also the last level, so eh.
what are these graphics
aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>384946789
lowest setting for fps purposes
it looks decent maxed out
>telling annoying announcer to go fuck himself
nvm, this russian is based
>>384946772
that level actually spoiled the game for me, I just can't see myself playing SS3 from the beginning
>not even 8 PM in burgerland
>thread dead as fuck
jeez, is it 90% yuropoors in these threads?
Love how these euro runners keep the announcers on a leash, Americans could take a cue
>>384946324
The game softlocked.
lol he said fart
these euros are so wacky :)
>>384947337
gdq attendees don't want to get banned and have their speedrunning careers destroyed.
>speedrunning careers
pfft.....lol
>>384947337
It's more like the announcers don't have any fucking balls
>GTA runner already nearly 10 minutes over estimate
>pisses away another five minutes trying for a royal flush
>announcers just wait
>too serious
n-nani?
>>384947602
It was a donation related extra so they kindof have to go through with it
>>384947602
it was a donation incentive, believe it or not
1 HOUR TO GOT BROS
>>384944842
>I've never played a Serious Sam game, are they any good?
do you like running around big open arenas?
do you like getting swarmed by hundreds of monsters at a time?
do you like blasting said monsters to bits with huge guns?
that's serious sam
>>384947689
There was also the AC runner
>oh, we didn't reach the donation incentive? well, let me just show off a different glitch instead, that cool?
>uhh
>cool
>>384947805
based Russian
>>384944141
>No SE speedrun
>Cutting off a my wife's son joke
baka announcer
>>384947986
>SE
space... engineers?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>/int/ "banter" is literally 13 year old edgelord twitch chat shit now
>still kosher on 4chan
I miss the days when we dumped memes after they got stale
>We have tricks, but we can't practice them on our shit computers. This computer might be able too, but never done it before
>>384948056
Are you serious?
This remind of the disgusting talos Principle run from two years ago. They just jump over walls 100% of the time.
>just got back from work
>8 minutes until the end of the run
did i miss anything good, lads?
>>384948131
Average Russian gamer in 2017
>>384948154
not zelda, final fantasy, super... mario, super... luigi...
i don't know all the normie games, sorry
>>384948172
that run was kino, you fuck
>>384948240
hotline miamis were good. everything else has been shit except for illbleed last night
>>384948261
nice log
RECAP:
>run by /r/PCmustardrice
>they consider the NES shit
>continually bitch about Nintendo controllers
>mostly emulate
Europoor speedrunners are consoleware faggots
i genuinely enjoyed "oh wow" Prince of Persia choker
DrTChops' Dishonored was alright
Illbleed as a memecast option
San Andreas was chill
>taking a selfie while speedrunning
autism
did he just
>>384948776
omg he did the white power sign
>skipping most of the best level with some OOB fuckery
fuck this run
0/10
>under estimate
not bad, ruskie
>>384948832
It's actually the sign autists make when they want other autists to spot them in public.
(Are you serious?)
>fuck you, we're doing the DLC
>also we're watching this cutscene
pretty based
>>384949028
it was a good cutscene
What's with the flowers and shit whenever something dies?
Are they playing some censored EU version?
>>384949171
they go to prison if they show blood
>>384949171
It's just a setting in the menu they turned on for jokes.
>>384949171
Because it's on Easy maybe.
>The announcer is scared of the russian
>>384949693
Here in EU we are pretty scared about them, they could literally invade and conquer us any time to be honest. Our cops don't have guns and almost not even our military forces.
>>384949884
>>384949884
I believe it
RATE
>>384946436
why do trannies like nintendo games so much
7/10
>>384949884
I'd rather get invaded by Ruskies than muslims.
>Quake 2
Time for HUH HUH HUH
>>384950150
It gains them the maximun attention and they want to relive their childhood?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQHUAJTZqF0
>>384950112
4/10
Constant fuck ups and shit commentating
> implying aid doesn't keep Africa a corrupted shit hole
>>384950202
ain't that Doom
>>384950202
wouldn't have it any other way
>>384950232
DOOM is UNF
Quake is HUH
>DIMINISHED TERRORISM
Every time
>all out of memes
damn
>>384950314
There's going to be so much jumping and trick jumping for the quake 2 run.
>>384950150
"She's" exactly right here. It's the entire reason the series is popular and even normies wanna jump on it and prove they have "gamur cred".
>Vaccinations
>Diarrhea
>GIRUGAMESH
>And Gaymen!
>for the kids (north african)
stop
>it's a /pol/ can't ignore something and has to whine about it episode
>random filler talk by random nerds who don't know shit about entertaining
>>384950946
The ironing of this post
>>384950841
>>384950948
>no haHAA spam in the chat
i think it is you who are wrong
These hosts are pretty good for having no fucking idea about anything marathon related and are just somehow trying to kill time without having anything to talk about.
IT MAKES AIDS HAPPENS
Are you donating to help refugees, bros?
>stream is on twitch
>still need to advertise twitch
really makes you think
>>384951112
what would be a good charity?
>>384951112
>>384951124
where is the broofs?
>>384951074
Sorry, anon, I don't know what you mean. I never have the chat open, cause I'm not an autistic child.
>cant read donations to fill time cause there are none
>yuropoors
>>384951189
bill & melinda gates foundation
but people would probably feel more jaded about donating to a billionaire's company even though they're pretty smart with their cash
>>384951331
>he can't think of an actual charity
think you might be full of shit
>>384951271
>bill & melinda gates foundation
what makes them different from other organizations?
>>384951239
>missing this quality chat
>>384951112
It's hosted in swecuckland. I don't know what you expected.
>>384949884
I am Italian and the mafia here is stronger than our military forces. You are right.
>this FOV
finally a good game
here we go
gordon ramsay's back
WHY ARE THERE 2 SCREENS?
THIS SHIT HURTS TO LOOK AT
HUH
>Quake 2
This was such a good game
>>384951739
HUH
>>384951451
Make Africa suck less so they stop coming here
>>384950640
>>384951112
>>384951124
>>384951331
I think back to that Anita Sarkeesian "Everything is sexist" video but replace sexist with Jews and that's /pol/.
>>384951112
woah, racist much?
Are there any speed running events that only do recent games? I'm sick and tired of having to look at shit tier graphics
>24 minutes
thank god
>>384951560
What about the yakuza? Is the Dragon of Dojima laying beatdowns putting them off invading Japan?
>>384951939
Game looks really good for being 20years old, it has aged so good.
>>384951921
here I am thinking of how awesome it was of John Carmack to bring 3D to the world
i will never ever know what monkaS looks like
>>384952012
sweating pepe
who here is only watching to kill time until game of thrones starts?
>>384952112
i mean i guess, but i could be doing anything else
>>384952012
it's literally just another pepe
>>384951739
>Fuck Save the Children they are the worst charity
>Oh yeah, how so?
>Destruction of Western civilisation, muh racial purity, muh Jews
You're gonna have to be a bit more convincing, /pol/.
>>384952112
No. I'm waiting for the Super Hexagon run. Can't wait to see how much this person sucks.
>>384952012
yet another shit frog meme
>>384952209
that's the epilepsy triggering game, right?
>>384951204
perfect, ill start donating at once
>>384951921
>speedrunning narrative driven games filled with qtes and unskippable cutscenes
>>384952276
Dunno. It's fucking great though.
>>384952229
dumb frogposter
chef ramsay is BACK
>>384951739
>I don't believe in charity. It creates weak, dependent people
Oh yeah because those homeless/starving children/cancer patients were gonna fix all that shit themselves, weren't they?
IT'S RAWw
is it comfy time again
>>384952834
Maral > Soe
These pixeled game make me unironically puke after playing games with outstanding graphics on PS4. After trying an high-end console it's really hard to watch this but it's fun anyway.
>>384952834
Not until burgers go to sleep.
what are some good ideas for an ESA drinking game? we can steal some of the stuff from the SGDQ one.
>>384953026
whenever the runner denies the announcer
>>384953026
If you're watching for dank memes and epic cringe you'll be disappointed
>>384953026
>they go overtime: drink 3 shots
>>384952991
This is true, the only way to get comfy with this marathon is to completely ignore it and go to sleep.
>>384953026
Take a shot every time they play that ad. 2 shot for over-estimate. 1 shot for every time they don't have a donation to read when asked.
>>384952931
Wow dude, that was epic.
>>384952834
Why are you posting a picture of a boy?
>>384953104
DIMINISHED TERRORISM
>>384953161
>I'm gonna feed this alligator hoping it eats me last.
How many days without fapping do I need before my sperm count return to normal?
>>384953026
Take a shot for bait donations that get read
>>384953104
This whole event has been people spouting shitty memes. Hell the tree was named FeelsBadMan last time I looked.
>>384953026
>runner asks for a donation to be read but there are no donations
>runner forgets to start the timer when he starts his run
>runner goes overestimate
>technical difficulties with the setup
>game soft locks
>"this has never happened before"
Are the rules like NASA and runners/chat can say whatever the fuck they want?
rate
>>384953403
i doubt they can say nigger, but they're free to swear
>>384953434
bland/10
probably would've been interested if it was solo
cum girl is back!
>>384953456
I know some people said nigger at NASA. NASA also didn't accept donations though.
>>384953525
they get aids and die and can't join terror groups, retard
>>384953434
HUH/10
>>384953434
HUH/10
They actually did not do speed movement as much as a real run demands
>>384953619
>>384953651
HUHmind
never heard of any of the games after Super Hexagon
>>384953525
It's really easy to get explosives and weapons in the middle east, so by bringing the terrorists here you get less terrorism in total.
>>384953525
Keeping people from being terrified of the West prevents them from getting radicalized. Or you can stick with the US's plan of nuking people from orbit and seeing if that makes people decide to just stop fighting.
"mum can I donate to this charity?"
"NO. We dewn't have enoof monae. We must pay this month's jizya to the muslims, inshallah...."
>>384953434
6/10
>>384953690
Eotens after Hexagon.
>>384952991
Yup, then the aussies wake up to start shitposting
>>384953403
I think swearing is discouraged but they don't seem to be as anal about it as GDQ. Other than that it seems like anything goes, during the San Andreas run there was a fucking cavalcade of donations with "my wife's son" jokes and variations, and even one with some anon thinking that cum tastes good, and the announcer gave literally zero shits and read them all, the absolute madwoman.
Is this the event held by /srg/ fags?
music has been my favorite part
Or you could just buy a G13/orbweaver
.
>>384954002
>I think swearing is discouraged
naeglaria was swearing constantly through his run last night
THIS IS IT BOIS! GIT HOIP!
>>384953707
>Keeping people from being terrified of the West prevents them from getting radicalized.
what about the other 1,000 years of muslims conquests? Did they occupy Spain for 800 years because of the West>
>european speedrun assembly
>UK runner
uh is there some mistake here?
>>384954195
I was until you posted that stupid hamster.
>no game audio
i'm gonna kill myself
>no sound
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The second time they fuck up the music
>>384954205
Because Americans also weren't genociding people for no reason not even 300 years ago.
>>384953276
From what I've experienced speedrunners seem to love shit memes and stale "ironic" retardation. A lot seem to call themselves"memers"
>music fixed
this sure got a lot better
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING? WHY DID HE STOP?? What a shit way to play the game.
wow super hexagon has some sick music
>music fixed
suicide postponed
Haha, time for headache.
>this screen tearing
go slower, let music play
Everything he is doing so far is literally babby mode. Anyone who has played it through can basically do this.
>>384954231
>American education
>runner is bobbing his head to the music
its the little things
Take 1 sip when:
Runner Denies the Announcer
They play the AID ad
They don't have a donation to read when asked
Bait Donation Gets Read
Runner forced to restart entire game / forced to die
Anonymous donation
Frame/time/pixel-perfect trick is performed
RNG/Randomness of a trick is mentioned
Donation mentions "Keep up the great work" / variants
Take 2 sip when:
Donation of $300 or over
[blank] has never happened before
Runner namedrops their Twitch/YouTube channel
Runner asks for serious time
Take 3 Sip when:
Runner goes overtime
Runner interrupts announcer / vice versa
Donation of $600 or over
Runner tells chat or audience to do something
Runner/announcer swears
Finish Drink
Twitch stream crashes
Donation of $1500 or over
Runner gets personal best/world record
Speedrun is not completed [EG due to time]
MY DICK IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW
I can't keep up
This is wild. My eyes hurt just watching it
christ, awesome
that was fucking intense
Holy shit
That was pretty go
>fucked up the extra segment
RUINED IT
Goddamn, he one shotted it
OFFICIAL ESA 2017 TIER LIST
GOD TIER
illbleed
hotline miami block
super hexagon
SHIT TIER
everything else
I wish I wasn't shit at those types of game
>an obscure game about guiding your cursor around in a hexagon ended up being the best speedrun yet
i don't know what to expect anymore
WR is Under 6 mins
>>384955009
>obscure
Why is a game like this even in a speedrun event? It's like speedrunning guitar hero.
>>384955036
But each level takes 1 minute
>>384954950
>forgot san andreas for god tier
>>384955009
>super hexagon
>obscure
euro-claps
>>384955036
>>384955068
>>384955036
>world record is tracked in milliseconds
>>384955068
Exactly. I call shenanigans
THIS IS MY BABY DOLL
>that ear rapping voice
PEDO FAN SERVICE
>>384955042
>obscure
it isn't?
the only reason I even know about it is because of some shit boss in WoW's brawler guild
>>384955156
WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN MASON
how are babbies form
Are these uploaded on youtube later
>>384955064
It's short and pure execution based. It's actually more difficult then just memorizing where to walk next.
>>384955159
Still a second short!
http://www.speedrun.com/Super_Hexagon#1001
>white hat
>blue eyes
oh my.....
Girls can have babies?
v-video games
>>384955036
>>384955068
Do they have the runs uploaded to youtube?
Any good ones so far?
This one isn't infested with trannies like the American speedrunning events, right?
>>384954717
>>384954747
>>384954810
>>384954812
>>384954828
>>384954853
See >>384954857
What he did is actually not that hard if you've beat the game. It just looks impressive.
>>384955357
first time here but it doesn't seem like it but that does youre missing out on possible cringe
Man, look at all those videogames.
>qt voice "what does cum taste like" announcer back
OH BBY
>>384954654
Brexit
>save the children of congo
Here's a foolproof way, sterilize the women there after they give birth once
this is the harsh truth
>>384955489
>what is geography
Aussie neet here, just woke up so time to start shitposting these threads again
How many $ does it take to prevent 1 rape
$5?
$10?
$50?
>watched the anime
>I'm a weeb
>sorry im a weeb
/A/ ON SUICIDE WATCH
Who /a/ here?
Yes, I am a weeb. Nep nep!
>>384955414
cool, post a twitch link so we can watch you go through it deathless
>>384955036
How?
>>384955621
>/A/
>>384955605
About three fiddy.
>>384955631
hajime's cute,cute!
No BotW run?
>Americans up, shitpost our thread
>Americans sleep, Australians shitpost our thread
Will we get a break lads?
>>384955813
Yes.
>>384955838
no trannies allowed
>>384955838
the runners all decided together not to submit and there were no attention whore trannies in europe to step in at the last minute
>>384955869
It's just banter mate
;)
FUCK
>$20 dollars to whoever reads this donation first
>FUCK
FUCK
what the hell this announcer isn't qt at all
>>384956074
FUCK
FUCK!
>>384955675
Sorry, I'm not cute enough to stream, but you obviously haven't beat the game or you would know that it isn't that impressive. Hardest thing is probably to optimize menu navigation and exiting levels, not that I've tried.
>>384956101
looks like hillary desu
>>384956101
she is a she
>Attack on the titans
>Not The Eotena Onslaught
>>384955813
best new game reporting in
would you fuck her, /v/
you think they'll fug after their shift?
>FUCK
>>384956227
>that voice
fuck yeah, just gotta close my eyes and tell her to keep talking
>>384955869
Oh did you comfy get ruined? Sorry, didn't know ads about Somali rape victims were your thing.
>>384956227
No questions asked.
>>384956152
Having beat it, one shotting each level sequentially was impressive as fuck given how much I died doing them
>>384956227
I dunno, seems a bit IRL, 3D, and actually exists for my tastes.
>>384956227
yup
>>384956241
higher probability than them showering
>Reddit normie anime game coming up
>>384956227
she would be super cute if she lost weight and get a haircut that covers her forehead
>>384956308
I prefer Australian rape victims, that way I don't have to travel as far to pick one up.
.....oh crap.
It's the anime tards coming in.
>>384956227
people on this site don't fuck real women. They'll get fucked by them, with a strapon, but no regular sex.
If 4tards fuck anything it will be another man, tranny, trap, she-male, chick with dick, etc.
>>384956439
Hey! I'll fuck a woman as long as she's aged 13 or under.
>>384956439
spacing
>Acting
I played this animu game last year and it was suprisingly fun to play. Just moving around was fun on it's own which is rare in modern games
Look at that little fucker, I wish I had a high caliber rifle like that when I was a kid.
>>384956439
why are you here
>mis primos tienen pistolas pero este es más grande
He can't even speak spanish properly
>>384955869
no, i promise i will rain hell down upon you this whole week
>>384956534
tfw some joker replaces your high caliber rifle with bullets instead
>heavy weapons kid
>>384956553
>>384956439
this isn't a predection it's a confession
>>384956314
I can't do it right now as I haven't played in a long time, but the only one that would give me significant trouble is hyper hexagonest.
>2 hour solo run
not again
Get this /a/ shit out of my /v/
But that's not how children from those countries looks like. This is an official photo from Sweden's prime minister visiting an asylum accommodation for unaccompanied children.
please no, don't explain story
>Anime and Manga series
>mentioning anime first
>It's about big naked humans who broke the wall. There are three walls.
I mean, I know what he's talking about but that's the dumbest fucking description imaginable.
Looks like one of those KT musou spin offs
since when does Keemstar speedrun...?
>100 years ago some giants come and open a hole in a wall
Best resume of attack on titan ever.
is this game any good? i avoided it because i though the main series was shit
>All these butthurt "anime is shit" retards
>>384956907
was thinking the same thing
maybe he's just nervous but he could have just said "a bunch of man-eating giants popped up and started eating people" and be done with it
>>384956993
It's fun but gets repetitive
Is it safe for us to go out without getting bullied now?
does this game feel as good to play as it look?
>>384957001
>Reiner jobbing
Never forget.
>>384957089
NO
Where are the cute titans?
>>384956907
>>384956964
Is worth watching/reading? If so, which version is superior?
>>384957089
Are you still letting in muslims?
Isn't this the anime where the story went completely pants-on-head-retarded
I remember the concept of the show being interesting but wasn't a big fan of it being gore-y just for the sake of being gore-y
Reminder
>>384957223
>>384957182
no but the mangas slighly better
>>384957195
Yeah it gets pretty "oh my rubber nen" levels sometimes.
>>384957182
Not really.
Manga is better.
>>384957150
Titanlets, when will they learn
>>384957089
no
Why are the good guys titans, and why do they destroy their own city?
>>384957223
>>384957080
No, he's definitely just shit at explaining things. The good news is that he seems keen to try and explain everything. Strap in, this'll be fun.
>>384957182
No idea. I didn't read it 'cause it looked like shit.
>announcer's accent
i will never understand why people get into anime. To the point where they are buying those retarded pillows and other crap. I just don't understand.
What feeling does this shit give you?
>>384957182
It's a trainwreck that used to be so bad it's good, but is just plain bad now
>>384957435
their motives are... complex
>>384957553
I've bought azenyatta keychain charmjust because I thought it was cute, nothing beyond that though.
Why do you think people carved idols thousands of years ago?
>>384957553
helps cope with a crappy life, makes them happy inside
pretty much the same escapism as vidya, television, or cartoons / comics or books
>>384957619
>>384957339
>>384957283
I'm retarded and watched Death Note knowing I wouldn't like it, just to hate it. Would I get some sort of twisted entertainment from it?
>anime game
>>384957553
Have you ever liked something, like a character from a video game or something? Seen some merch that look kinda cool that you wouldn't mind owning?
It's like that with anime. People see a figurine of a character they like and they buy it, and then it just fucking snowballs. Or at least that's how I imagine it goes. I don't own any figures. Neither videogame ones nor anime.
>>384957553
Serious question are you new to this site or just 18years old or younger?
>>384957820
but death note was good up til L died
>>384957553
i will never understand why people get into videogames. To the point where they are buying those retarded games and other crap. I just don't understand.
What feeling does this shit give you?
Why get into anything I guess, dumb /v/poster
>>384957820
Depends if you like Frodos.
>>384957182
both are good
you'll probably enjoy watching it more though
anime did nothing wrong
>>384958005
thats a man
>>384957937
Death Note was stupid until that point, then became pants-on-head retarded. That being said, the episode with the special agents couple was the only one I truly enjoyed.
>>384957973
I miss Frodos so much. I wish it could be revived somehow.
>>384957940
What a retarded analogy. Watching anime is free unless you go out of your way to buy BDs. Video games cost money unless you pirate.
This looks shit outside of the slingshotting
This show was so bad and predictable, yet so fucking hilarious to watch with /a/
now here's the kind of santa outfit I wanted to see
Mikasa is best girl
>Attack on Titan
Been wondering how this game is. It looks fun and fast
>>384958173
>Watching anime is free until they're not, videogames are free unless they're not, too.
Dumb /v/poster
>>384957820
Death Note at least had some interesting themes going on even if the execution ended up not that great in some parts.
Attack on Titan is absolutely ridiculous yet still takes itself deadly serious. The only reason it ever got popular is because of its shock value early on, but once you get past that you realize that's literally all there was to it and the rest is just bullshit
why dont they just build a bigger wall?
>>384957775
>>384957818
>>384957893
>>384957915
>>384957940
Gentlemen, I was merely pretending.....
>>384958442
You're fucking retarded mate.
>>384958481
trump wasnt there
>>384958173
Watching anime isn't free though
>>384958562
why don't they move their city underground?
>>384958528
How was Serious Same and Quake runs?
>>384958481
Because the titans are a nazi science project and the "humanity" living in that city some minority that used to control the world from the shadow and after careful planning by many countries were taken down. The attacks and shit are all just some death game for the entertainment of the rest of the world
no seriously, if I was super into breaking bad, to the point that I started buying all these action figures to decorate my room, and posters, etc, I think there would be something wrong with me.
>>384958579
>>384958559
I consume both of those for free
Well, if you don't include the price of the hardware required to play them.
Dumb /v/poster.
>>384958528
Fug. Rused hard.
>>384958651
too much work
>>384958651
why don't they make trap buildings filled with giant spears?
>>384958470
>absolutely ridiculous yet still takes itself deadly serious
They're the best ones
>>384958751
oh
I hope the titans win this game
>>384958742
Quake was boring. Only watched the first few minutes of the huh run.
>>384958390
It has its flaws but if you like the idea of a fast spider man game you may like it
>>384958579
>turn on TV
>go to any streaming site
>download them
Anime is largely a free activity and everyone expects you to just use one of the many free ways to watch. Video games are the opposite.
Attack on Titan is a bad mecha anime, but instead of mecha they use the Titans so the show can be more edgy and dark.
So it turns into DW when you actually control a titan
>>384958957
Watching anime on a streaming site is still piracy. If you are saying pirating anime is fine, then pirating games is fine too
>>384958751
how can anyone take this shit seriously?
i was born in the wrong country, it always seems so easy to make shitloads of money by writing literal fanfiction over in japan
>>384950150
Because their hormone injections puts them through a second puberty, reverting them to a (more) childlike state.
Why did she(?) turn into a large naked man?
why is the man killing his friends?
>>384958751
>Because the titans are a nazi science project
Goddamit
>>384959125
questions you should not ask, if you're interested in the speedrun, otherwise go read or watch it
>>384957940
He was talking about the freaks that buy useless merch of their waifus and favourite Japanese cartoons
Not just the actual media
>>384959043
Nice false equivalence bro.
I think what disturbs me most about anime is this obsession for loli's.
wtf is this....it screams of "something else".
>>384959267
Are you saying you don't care about little girls? You are a cruel man.
how is this "speedrun" not just a lets play
>>384959260
Oh.
He's even a dumber /v/poster than I thought.
>>384959519
Dude dialogue skips lmao
>thread suddenly turned doubleplusuncomfy after the attack on titan run started
it wasn't supposed to be like this
>>384959261
>Watching anime is free unless you go out of your way to buy BDs. Video games cost money unless you pirate.
>>384958751
is this actually true?
>>384959542
He has a point
What kind of fuckup buys a body pillow?
>>384959501
......when you have.....a long pillow.....with a depiction of a pre pubescent girl on it.....and you're sleeping with it..............there is something wrong......
>>384959783
the titans are actually a joke in the rest of the world cause they have airplanes
>>384959841
What kind of fuckup buys a a mickey mouse watch?
>>384960004
kinda wish i had one now
does this game have the shit where they're in the field and the forest or is it all just fighting samey titans in the same city?
Don't forget the shit machine.
>>384959841
there is literally nothing wrong with owning a body pillow
>>384959783
>2 big superpowers fighting each other for thousands of years while a third very small power lives in luxury
>the 2 big powers eventually find out that the small power, henceforth refereed to as the jews, have been manipulating them into fighting so they could make off with all the profits
>the 2 big powers decide they've had enough and fuck the jews up
>they force them to live in just a single town and kill anyone they come across outside of the walls
>one of the big superpowers, which is styled after the nazis, abducts jews to use as test subjects for their experiments, the titans are born
>the 2 superpowers figure their populations need some fun for once and after creating a shitload of jew-titans sets them free and watches them slaughter the civilization that once was responsible for all their suffering, makes a sport out of it with people betting on death rates and shit
It's honestly dumb as fuck
>>384959905
What's wrong is that the pillow shouldn't be long, we're talking about lolis here, they're pretty small.
>>384959841
just found out body pillows dont necessarily have pictures of underage anime figures on them wtf????????
>>384960004
A child
Nice, the runner actually seems to be having fun.
Pretty comfy
Sawano is a hack.
>>384960185
Yes, and?
>>384960152
based
>I love this game
You're right.
This is actually a surprisingly good looking game, I want to play it now.
>>384960362
Shit girl, shit show.
>>384960424
It's fun to play but gets repetitive and is pretty easy
>>384960362
Ironic weebs are cancer.
>edgelord santa
my sides
>farming
>in a speed run
>>384960318
i am silly!
>gonna need to farm
Oh joy
>Speedrun
>farming
weeb: yeah I'll take that pillow
seller: this one? the long one with the grown woman on it? That's $50.
weeb: No the smaller one next to it.
seller: This one? With the little girl on it?
weeb: yeah give me that.
seller: this costs $80
weeb: i don't care.
why the fuck do you need to farm when you one shot literally everything regardless
>>384960519
Fuck off idiot
>>384960519
Melonpan isn't an ironic weeb, though. He's a full blown weeb, and he's the best at that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqYcDgNFhLo
>>384960103
i might actually watch this now
>>384960558
This is why I don't play weeb games
>>384960519
Pretty sure ironic weebs just post dumb weebshit memes on the internet.
This guy, besides doing that, actually enjoys the hobby as you can tell from the merch he has.
Fun fact: those bd's alone are probably worth more than your house and everything inside it combined.
Dumb /v/poster
>>384960709
>That video
>>384960804
What's a bd?
>>384961035
bluray disks
>>384961035
Bluray discs, shit's like €130 per two episodes, with the average series episode count being 12/24 episodes.
>>384961092
Is that a thing people say? I honestly haven't thought about physical media in years.
>>384961273
Yeah, the anime industry sells them for 12000 yen per volume (2 episodes per volume, show episode count is 12/24 eps) are dependent on otaku to buy them for a show to be financially "successful"