last game you played is remade by kojima describe how it like

>>384937978
GTAV??

>it gets held back for 10 years
>you can go into every building
>every thing is detailed there only a sing house where there is a glass with ice cubes in them that melt that never happens anywhere else in the game
>all the guns are realistic as hell
>the end boss is really your father/clone
>any plot hole is explained by the patriots and nanomachines

>>384937978
>story driven ver gameplay
>loved by the cucks of /v/
>mediocre if not cringeworthy
>98 metacritic
>has a retarded story along the lines of 40k and Metal Gear
I'd have to uninstall Xcom 2 and ask for a refund on steam.

>>384938218
>go into shop and buy porno mags
>use them to distract cops and lose wanted level

>>384939886
>walk into donut shop buy donuts
>use them to distract cops and lose wanted levels

>>384937978
>MGSV
>Kojima gets double the budget and double the time to work on it
>still isn't finished
We only exist to suffer.
>>384938218
>Michael and Trevor were actually the dominant and recessive clones of Claude Speed
>prologue mission lasts three hours and comes as an overpriced demo
>every crime you commit slowly transforms you into an edgelord-hipster hybrid unable to lose the katana or fedora as the game mocks you for your atrocities
>midway through the game you find out there is a whole overarching story across the entire 3D universe with loose ties to the 2D overhead games
>San Andreas was a VR simulation to turn Franklin into CJ
>the fake terrorism missions involving the bureau raid and humane labs heists were all orchestrated by the Illuminati
>Michael De Santa was actually Tommy Vercetti in witness protection after killing Sonny Forelli
>Trevor self-hypnotized to believe Michael died and Brad was arrested
>Trevor self-hypnotized to believe Brad ever existed
>Ending C is the only available ending
>the Illuminati planned for you to kill everyone who fucked you over

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>>384937978
>any Call of Duty after BO2
>only thing that changes is that they never exist
Not the last game I played but still

>Nier Automata

so the same?

>>384937978
Overwatch.
He teases that one of the characters is gay.
Turns out the gay character is the player.

Castlevania III
>never remade because konami

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Doom:
>cheesy cutscenes of marines being killed or turned into demons with sad music
>Doomguy scene of him looking in the horizon and lens flare before hunting the demons
>Doomguy is named by the player and it's shown as subtitle before each stage, spoiling the enemies met
>through out the game there are cheesy one liners of him being a demon too
>"cool" slow motion cutscenes to show how "badass" the enemies are
>uncalled for pop references
>every stage is equal
>no rage, only sadness and drama

>>384937978
>dmc : devil may cry
it becomes the real DMC 5 ?