Just in case you missed Pokemon GO fest

that guy looks exactly like what i'd expected the niantic ceo to look like

how do you lose so much money working with one of the biggest cash cow franchises in the planet?
why do people even bothered to go to that event?
why are people still playing pokemon go?
why did nintendo even gave pokemon to those notorious incompetent fucks?

there's just so many questions

>we want refunds
holy shit people paid to go there?

>>384933853
Because Pokemon. Gamefreak could shit on a plate and pokeretards would gladly pay $59.99 + tip to lap it up.

>>384933629
the blonde host girls cute
might fap to her later

>>384934639
what does that have to do with what i said at all

>>384935017
I think he meant to reply to the post below yours

>>384933629
It's actually insane how they just keep going with the normal program and don't even acknowledge the angry mob right in front of them.

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>My shoes are soaked from all the Pokemon

>>384933629

>Making a Mobile developer in charge of their own fest

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>>384936159
The event organizers probably didn't even show up. And the announcers are probably only paid to read the script.

The really fucked this is the shitheads throwing shit at the announcer as if she has ANY control over any of this debacle.

>>384933629
So is this worse than Dashcon?

>>384936676
At least Dashcon had a ballpit.

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>>384936676
Replace the ball pit with the line to leave the event area.

Dashcon was bad because the venue didn't understand the amount of autism and trash they were getting themselves into. Go Fest was bad because the organizers themselves thought they could get by with the bare minimum of actual work setting it up.

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>Chicago
Chicago of all fucking places? Literally the only thing that came to my mind for a good GO event to be held was Central Park in New York, not some fuck off park in Chicago

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>initial trailer teased that people would be able to catch Mewtwo in some place like Times Square during a raid
>took an entire fucking year and new generation before the community even saw a raid
>they had to go to solely sweaty-ass Chicago instead of popping up all around the globe like traditional Pokemon events
>the two released were Lugia and Articuno
>no release for Moltres and Zapdos
>Mewtwo and Mew still nowhere to be found
The nostalgia-baiting trash fire couldn't even get a full generation in the game and it all culminates in this. Amazing.
>someone tried throwing a bottle at the fake news hypelady
Greatest event ever.

What a beautiful disaster

>>384937012
They spared no expense.

>>384936974
>Go Fest was bad because the organizers themselves thought they could get by with the bare minimum of actual work setting it up.

Just like the launch of Pokemon GO itself. Makes too much sense.

God I love that Schadenfreude

>>384933629
>that mystic representative
>"""""savage seasoned"""""

What the fuck is this. Please tell me nobody actually uses this idiot's forced catchphrase

>>384933629
I would understand why all the normies would be pissed, though why couldn't actual Pokemon fans at least sit somewhere to play Sun and Moon or other 3DS/DS Pokemon games together whilst the connection was being shit? They could have gotten at least some positive vibes, and made a few new friends.

>>384933629
Can't wait for the Crowbcab video of Pokemon Go's first year, all topped off with this disaster. I know he already made a video, but it's a bit outdated now.

>>384937646
Because the 3DS games are shit. I'd rather wait in line and watch things unfold than play egg hatching simulator for a few hours

>>384936676
You could still have fun at Dashcon (lots of people did), anime cons are mainly for interacting with other cancer weebs
This is a event for playing Go where you couldnt play Go

>autistic manchildren starts shit over a dead game
Remind me, why do we let "gamers" live again?

>>384933629
>I came here for 1 reason. I spent all they money on the flight

Are you serious? Retards paid hundreds of dollars on this?

>>384933629
>We fucking can't!

Holy kek

At least it wasn't Dashcon

https://youtu.be/1ZgxeX2dCnQ

or Fyre Festival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZoQqCASRpE

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>>384937964
Like I want to call you retarded, but it's honestly sad how Gen 7 was so fucking barren and had absolutely nothing to do that it just came down to a eugenics simulator.
Like fuck, as botched remakes as ORAS were, at least they had secret bases and contests to have fun with beyond a shitty battle facility that literally cheats and egg laying.
Where did it all go wrong?

>>384937646

Weren't the tickets to the event pretty pricey? I thought they were like $200 a pop or something so honestly I'd be pretty fucking pissed if I paid for a one day event only to have it be a glitched out fuckfest for vast majority of the time.

I thought this shit was dead. Why you lie to me /v/?

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Meanwhile, in Fire Emblem...

>>384937646
Genwunners is the main audience of GO, with everyone else being a bonus in the pot, so it isn't a surprise they wouldn't have the actual current games and systems and misplace priorities like flying out to Chicago and pay lots of money to have a small chance at catching a digital vanity.

People literally paid big money to travel out and try to claim rights to a digital character in a phone game as if it is some form dick waving. Adults with functional lives and some high paying job positions, just to have the chance to wave their dicks in the air that they caught a legendary mobile phone character when gacha gaming is already a thing.

>>384938646
And Nintendo didnt want to get into mobile at first. Now I bet they are planning to go all out. Metroid gacha game, Animal Crossing, Zelda grinding game, Mario Party and so much more.

>>384936676

Nothing will ever beet dashcon.

>Name that doesn't make sense.
>Run by genderfulid 16 yearolds.
>Literally told experienced con runner to fuck off.
>Lied to the hotel and over 10000 people.
>Possible underaged orgy.
>Ball pit.
>/pol/ock pissing everyone off and probably even pissing in the ball bit.

How the fuck do you fuck this shit up?

Pokemon fucking PRINTS money

>>384939052
i dunno, i'd say rainfurrest beats dashcon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmULc5VANsw

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DJ ECHO HOW YOU DOIN

>>384937012
>To attract people to this event, should we hold it in a large city in the center of the country, or a large city on the far end of the country?

>>384934340
this is the story of pokemon go:

>bunch of hipsters leave Google to make *the next big thing* taking the once internal company Nianitic out on there own
>they have one game made already called Ingress
>instead of making new games they just want to pitch Ingress as an API for other people to make games with
>they have limited success with that and they get an offer to make a pokemon game for nintendo
>problem is they never make any new software, Pokemon Go is essentially just Ingress with pokemon art assets
>people then get mad when a totally unproven company who never had any real ambition to make games sucks at making a game

>>384939571
Nah, you'd definitely want it in LA or New York

Transportation to either of those cities is so frequent too, it's probably cheaper to get there than Chicago from a lot of areas.

>>384937012
because its a stupid pun
>pokemon GO
>chicaGO

>>384939751
chicago has always been the travel center of america. thats literally the only reason the city exists. first it was the rivers, then it was the trains, now its the planes. chicago connects to fucking everything

>>384933629
I'm wondering how many people were raped in the woods from playing this game

>>384937012
>some fuck off park
>grant park

retard

>>384939571
>implying flight fees will be any different between Chicago or NYC
There's probably an extra $100 fee max if you get a shitty deal

>>384933629
why was this even streamed? Did no one think that all these people in one area trying to play their buggy piece of shit wouldn't cause problems?

>>384939281
I've never heard of this before. Jesus christ that's something else

>When literally the ENTIRE crowd starts yelling "WE CAN'T PLAY"

Holy shit, is this the power of unification throng autism?

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>>384939281
>"They have disabled the fire alarm so they could hotbox their room"
>Flooding the hotel and crashing their servers
>Stuffing water pumps with heavy wet towels
For what fucking purpose? Also how do you get high with 2000 nitrous oxide canisters?

>>384933629

>"Catch those last pokemon so they count"
>"WE FUCKING CAN'T!!!!"

fucking kek

>>384937646
Why would people who actually play the main games play GO in the first place? They've had a taste of what an actual video game is like, even if the newer ones aren't as good

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>>384938998
>mobile Nintendogs
>DLC dog breeds
>add cats & birds
>use dog walking to promote health and wellness n shit

>>384941223
>Also how do you get high with 2000 nitrous oxide canisters?

Whippits.

>>384941469
>dlc dog breeds
>not dlc hats

>>384941742
Oh right, thought that was more for jenkem and cans of paint.

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>created something you enjoy so much that you get angry when it doesn't work

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>>384933629
Holy goddamn. Nintendo really fucked up when they hired Niantic. Literally anyone else would've been better.

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>mfw schadenfreude

>>384937646
People that play the mainline don't play Go. Go is for normies who played Red in like 1999 and never again.

I'm surprised no one got stabbed. Aren't pokemon go players crazy?

NANABS

>>384942629

I didn't get that part

>>384942482
Pokemon Go players are like 90% white, noone getting injured isn't a big surprise there

>>384938314
>$12,000 tickets for cheese sandwiches and a refugee camp
Fuck Dashcon this is the true Krabby Land.

>>384934501
Pretty sure they got refunds plus $100 in Pokecoins so in the end they got paid money to go there

>>384942782
>$100 bucks in monopoly money

>>384938998
The AC mobile game is still scheduled for release this year.

>>384943008
>The AC mobile game is still scheduled for release this year.
Source?

>>384938998
>tfw no console Animal Crossing with mobile accompanying app

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>>384933629
>My shoes are soaked from all of the pokemon out there

>>384938314
holy shit what the fuck happened with fyre

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I feel sorry for everyone involved.

But how could they fuck it up so bad? Does Niantic even have a QA division?

>>384938423
The best part of that is, it was scalpers selling tickets for 200+. The tickets were 20 dollars and the refunds went to the people who originally purchased the tickets.
I'd almost say there was someone working for the event taking advantage of Niantics inability to do anything right.

>>384942782
>plus $100 in Pokecoins so in the end they got paid money to go there

Wow you are retarded.

>>384942782
Tickets for the event were 20 dollars and mostly owned by scalpers. That's all that's getting refunded.

People who drove, flew, or bought a scalper ticket (Most of the people inside) aren't getting shit for those things.

>>384943089
https://www.google.com/amp/animalcrossingworld.com/2017/06/reggie-fils-aime-recommits-animal-crossing-mobile-devices-releasing-2017-talks-broadening-user-base/amp/

>>384933853
all of the pokemon go players look exactly how I imagined them too
>waaah my game doesn't work boooo booooo :((((
then read a book or something until it does. holy fuck

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lmao all those seething neckbeards hurling abuse at the employees. truly pathetic. what were they supposed to do, rehearse by gathering up thousands of people to login in the same park months before? it was a fucking festival on a sunny summer day, drink some beverages and socialize if servers go down. god damn

>>384942782
I stopped playing it because it took too long to get more gens, weren't they only useful for lures or did they add something else?

I'm feeling a sudden urge to start playing the game again, bros.
Should I?

>>384933629
God this is hilarious. I kind of feel bad for those employees though.

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>>384934858
are you sure about that?

>>384944293
NO, don't waste your time it's shit and you'll feel like shit. I tried it when SOME of 2nd gen came out and I quickly stopped.

>>384939281
Jesus Christ, all furries look exactly like I imagined them

>>384937545
I like fishsticks

>>384942056
Niantic had one major plus in their pocket. All the goddamn Ingress data

>>384944552
drunk white people

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>>384936159
I think they did the best they possibly could, given the circumstances. The lady on the stage was trying to generate hype despite the shitshow that was going on around her.

That CMO looks positively pissed though. Monday's not going to be fun over at Niantic.

>>384933629
>pokeymon
>official announcer mispronounces the IP
its poKAYmon

Seeing stuff like this and working in events makes me so thankful that none of the events I've ever been involved in have been anywhere near this level of train wreck.

So glad we don't do nerd events.

>>384933629

Fucking Christ, this is bad.

>>384933629
looks like the teen actors handled it well.
The massive BOOs to the CEO/CMO lol

What did you honestly expect? Of course jamming 10k+ people into a 5 sq mi area is going to destroy mobile connectivity.

>>384933629
Sorry for being an ignorant, but was the robotic effect for the Trainer Tips guy an actual thing or an effect for this video?

What did it mean? That he was just reading a script like a robot and not talking from the heart?

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>tfw you know people who drove over 5 hours to go to this shit

>>384934858
I want her to sit on my face desu

>>384946064
I would have expected them to have thought about that and addressed it.

>>384946064
>Of course jamming 10k+ people into a 5 sq mi area is going to destroy mobile connectivity.
There is countermeasures you can take for this you know. If the organizers gave a shit

>>384944332

yes, what are you, gay?

>>384946064
They should've provided wifi. It's not like they don't have the money for it.

>>384945848
no it isn't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbrbpqs11gw

>>384933629
That Charizard looks like she is getting on her back, ready to be entered.
/r/ing a cheap shoop of Zard lying on a bed with heart pupils

>>384946640
the first word said is poKAYmon

>>384946640
>not even 1 second in
>"PoKAYmon"
retard

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>>384946853

>>384944332
what is going on in this picture? it doesn't look like a shop... why is she letting him kiss her vago in public? and wtf is wrong with her thigh? is that a burn?

>>384940062
sorrry dude but thats a fuck off park.

Realistically it should have been in a place that already had high Pokemon GO activity so they knew it could handle it ie Santa Monica Pier or Central Park. Holding a convention in the midwest for the sake of it being fair for both coasts is retarded.

>>384946559
At least it wasn't Woodstock '99 bad as far as violence goes.

Right?

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>Pokefaggots

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>>384939281
>Intentionally flooding bathroom
>Disabling smoke detector to get high af
>Throwing towels into hot tub pump
>Shitting in the pool
>Drilling a glory hole in another bathroom
>It keeps going

What the fuck my dude

>>384939281
This is why genocide should be allowed to happen on certain cases.

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>>384939281
I told you guys to genocide the furries, you didn't listen.

>>384939281
Why are furries such degenerates, like for real? It's like they want to be hated

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>>384948281
Autistic junkies and drunks. They know no better.

>>384945059

who subbed this?

>>384938368
>Where did it all go wrong?
they fucking removed gyms. fuck them.

Someone post that gif where someone threw a water bottle at the announcer

>>384948281
They're defective humans. In a sane society we would gas them.

>>384933629

I don't know why they did though, thought it was a good idea, thought this would work or why the players thought the same thing.

Pokemon Go is great but it sure as hell doesn't warent a fucking con. Let alone did these people really think that an AR game would be able to handle all of them in one fucking spot at the same time?

>>384939281
How did I not know about this and I live 20 minutes from that hotel

>>384944138
>what were they supposed to do, rehearse by gathering up thousands of people to login in the same park months before
The engineer fucko already got on stage and told you what the issues were. Like not upping the bandwidth for a convention you planned and charged for.

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>>384939281
>crinkling
This is a thing?

I thought it was just that one pikachu cosplaying retard who got cancer from microwaving that shit.

>>384950845
>Let alone did these people really think that an AR game would be able to handle all of them in one fucking spot at the same time?
>He thinks the problem was the games servers
Retard

So why are people upset about this game? My phone doesn't support Go so I never played it.

>>384951474
They flew to Chicago and paid hundreds of dollars for a broken event.

>>384939281

How am I just hearing about this?

>>384951474
People paid for an event that was half baked

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>>384939281
>2015
man has it been 2 years already? i remember when furries on twitter started talking about what happened, it was one of their darkest days because they'll never recover from it and the hatred to diaperfur increased tenfold.
I wonder if this was the reason the furry trash as a name was born

>>384951474
At launch there were terrible performance and connection issues. Slowly over time they've been fixed and the game loads up pretty quickly and works well... Until GoFest when everything went to shit again.
And to top it all off, the game sucks in general.

>>384948281
Mental illness, faulty wiring and incest from their parents. The result would be something like furries, ponies, and trannies and/or speedrunning.

>>384941787
It would be both and the pet food

>>384952341
im mad because there is no actual pokemon battles

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>>384933629
>Savage Seasoned
>"It's where you toss a Nanab berry and catch a mon first turn"
???

>>384943427
Yea they mainly say "were fixing it" and never do

>shitty chinese knock offs are more stable than a "professionally" made game

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>at least they're not throwing bombs
>only because they don't have any

I do have to give props to the blonde host for keeping calm during this trainwreck.

>>384948281
>Dress up as animals
>act like animals
Has no one ever made this connection or somthing?

>>384953080
Nanab berry makes it incredibly easy to catch a pokemon

>"I'M SUCH A SAVAGE BECAUSE I USED AN ITEM TO MAKE RNG MORE IN MY FAVOR AND CATCH A POKEMON THAT I HAVE A 9.9/10 CHANCE OF CATCHING ON MY FIRST TRY"

>>384939281
How did this last so long? Why didn't they kick everyone and cancel the event after the first gorillion fuck ups?

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>>384953360
I assumed that was the case but why "Savage Seasoned"?

>>384947974
how to get your con banned from future hotels

>>384943204
There's already the Switch app. It may be useless for it's main purpose of existing with voicechat, but all the other stuff is pretty neat.

>>384953528
The guy is as dumb as a fucking rock.

>>384947974
don't forget thrown used diapers USED diapers everywhere even on top of cars, Furries outdid themselves so much i don't think they couldn't set their bar even lower, but curiously since then they also started to cause some disrupt to hotels in other conventions

>>384939281
Oh god I knew about the scat and diaper shit but not the rest of this stuff.

>>384939281
holy.....

>>384939281
they may be degenerate cancer from hell but god damn do they know how to throw a party

>>384939281
This is some Sodom and Gomorrah shit right here.

>>384953053
This is by far the most perplexing thing about pokemon go.

>>384939281
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?

>>384949901
that happened?

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>>384939281
>the same person actively sending letters to literally every single possible hotel they could find warning of the event is the same autist involved in the diaper shit and a major part of why the event was bad in general
But why? Like I know autism but what's wrong with that retard?

>>384956023
Its in the video the Op linked.

>>384956105
Revenge for something?
Just trolling?
Remember: Chlorine Gas Leak Sickens 19 at Furry Convention?

>>384956105
>but what's wrong with that retard?

It's clearly a sabotage. The one who does Diapers and Sends Letters clearly hates furries

>>384956696
furries always find ways to shoot at their foot at any given moment without realizing how much it affects their fandom. Like that time they caught some dudes having sex in a car and it wasn't a convention but a normal BBQ reunion so the car was most likely parked in the neighborhood

There is this rumor going on about something recently happening were some men got themselves an underage boy for an orgy

>>384939281
furfaggots should be gassed

>>384956696
I think its more then that, most people here hare furries.
But I don't think anyone would fly out to a fur convention, dress in a diaper, then run around destroying shit and throwing diapers everywhere JUST because they hate furries.

At least I hope not. O_o

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>>384957356
>O_o

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>>384939281
>Hotel gives list of reasons why it won't be allowed back
>Degeneracy #1

>>384957475
Owo

>>384947231
>NY thinking their dumpster parts are relevant

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How does this game still not have trading

>>384957475
>implying I can post images from my phone

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>>384939281
I can fucking smell the video. That's how horrible it is.

>>384957959
What kind of dinosaur do you have?

>>384933629
Did they announce Gen 3 Pokemon? I can't bring myself to care otherwise.

>>384957936
Expect it around 2019

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>>384957959
I can.

Fucking normies.

I'd rather play my kiddy mainline rpg games.

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>>384958404
>raid for lugia at my church
>vicar gets mad as fuck people are loitering
outside and pouring in the lot
>halts service and half the people inside decide to catch it

Good Sabbath

how many people got mugged/raped/killed because the festival was in Chicago?

>>384933629
>Just in case.
Yeah, as if anybody would miss this!

>>384957936
>>384958404
This is what happens when you let a Western company make video games.

Nintendo fucked up. Should have done this shit, themselves, instead of leaving it to a pretty obscure Western company.

how did they manage to fuck it up? Is a successful franchise

>>384952268
If the dicks are uncut, then how did they get in the bag?

>>384959356
>>384959430
Niantic have only made one barely game before and it was a fraction of a fraction the size of PGO.

Also fun fact, Niantic got a "special award" frow the CIa for their """work""" in PGO.

>>384939281
Oh shit is this the DiaperGate?

>>384959494
There are five dudes off-screen sticking their dicks up through the base of the bag

>>384933629
The Niantic CEO sounds so sad when talking about refunds. Do you think he cried when he got home?

>>384941469

Funny how a random poster anon from a shitposting video game board can literally come up with better ideas than a triple a company.

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>"FIX THE GAME"
>w-we're working on that......"

holy fucking kek this is gold

>>384933629
So what was this about? I saw it up on Twitch but every time I joined the stream it was just that splash page with the chat disabled.

>>384959550
This is what happens when a company that wasn't interested in making video games get asked to make a video game.

How soon until either Nintendo or Pokemon Company just buys out Niantic?

Even Square Enix doesn't fail this badly when running mobile game events.

>>384959665
Niantic's sales rocketed and Pokémon Go was number 1 on the most profitable Apps list.

So, no, I'd say they are way happier about their wallets than they are sad about how things went there.

>>384960041
The game did not work during the entire con. So basically just a bunch of people walking around complaining.

>>384959665
Desu, he was too arrogant and ambitious.

If I was Niantic CEO, I start small Pokemon events first like maybe 300 or 500 people max.

This event apparently had 10 thousand people.

>>384959573
furries, the gift that keeps on giving

>>384938953
The GO fanbase pisses me off. They traveled possibly thousands of miles for a shitty Pokemon app known to have problems. I wish this app would die. Play a real fucking Pokemon game.

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They realease any legendays yet?

>>384960259
>We made a billion dollars, we have to do it big time!

If they weren't morons they'd start with pop up events in major urban centers, progress into numerous medium events and then finally step up into the big mega events only after they have all of those others running smoothly.

But they are morons and probably thought they could be on par with esports or some shit.

>>384945193
How gay

>>384939281
So why does this shit not happen at furcon?

>>384960814
Luiga and Articune

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>>384939281
>the inflation part.

I.......
I though that it was only in drawings, Im confused.

>>384947192
>kiss her vago in public
clearly you had never seen a cunt in real life, he aint kissing her cunt, you stupid fucktard.

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>>384944332
Is that Justin Wong!?

>>384961998
Too thin to be Justin. He's also not wearing glasses. Plus his preference is obviously for lolis.

>>384942704
its a berry in the game, that makes the pokemon to be a easy target, like, slowing down his movement, so you don't fail throwing a pokeball.

>>384934340
They probably pitched the idea using Ingress as a base and went "it will be easy and cheap".
Ingress is Pokemon Go without Pokemon

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Can't wait for Grand Order Fest

>>384962373
It's nothing like Go.
It actually has depth.

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>>384962537
Wait, that's a thing? God I hope not.

>>384955202
This tbqh
>All that drinking, drugs, and those room party pics

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>>384962930
Nah, we get Nerofest in the comfort of our own homes though.

Pokemon Go has made me appreciate FGO JP/US more though when it comes to not screwing up

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>>384939281
Fuck the hotel shenanigans sounds better than the actual thing. I remember my mom told me one of her work friends daughter and husband goes to Dragoncon in some weird attempt to get me to hang out with fellow autists but no way would I spend money to walk around just to spend money.

>>384955376
I'm sure he could easily smite the furries if he wanted to
This is hell

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>>384963246
The JP version had a ton of fuck-ups in its first month, as well as fucking up afterwards for several months. I'm honestly surprised NA actually had an extended maintenance when Gil came out. At least it was only an hour compared to some other previous JP maintenance.

>>384938998
Next Mario Party will use mobile to play minigames in competition with Jackbox

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>>384963246
FGO JP has fucked up the game on the same level as GO actually. At least they got better.

>>384937589

I hope not, and oh my word that guy was a douchebag. Nearly everything that came out of his mouth made me want to punch him in the throat.

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What a womenlet

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>>384933629
Why cant people just have fun anymore?

They always have to highlight everything negative and make a big mess with it.

Someone went thru all the trouble editing this.

>>384963721
Theyre called athletic sneakers.

>>384963721
Aren't small feet ideal for women or is that her hit box?

>>384963906
The event didn't let people have fun

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>>384963906
Who doesn't enjoy watching a good trainwreck now and then?

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>>384963494
Played both PGO and JP FGO they had some very rough starts that seemed preventable. But at least those screw ups got me some quartz ammo for Riyo's comics Niantic however is almost non-existent when a problem arises
>>384963669
I'm thankful they also implemented most of those fixes to the NA version too please give me new animation fixes

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>>384964171
People who flew to the event expecting the servers to work? Use your brain

>>384964369
Well duh, it's no fun watching a trainwreck if you're actually on the train

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>>384964264
>Riyo made Female MC a gambling psychopath
>Made Male MC /v/

>booing the ceo of niantic

I would of just shut the whole thing down, no one forced you to play this shit.

>>384936676
hell no

>>384953383
It probably never got that bad before.

>>384943378

They tricked a bunch of trust fund kids to jetset to the Bahamas through hyped up advertising, Instagram models, and the promise of a bunch of musical acts who either bailed the first sign that be it would be a shit show or weren't actually booked to play.

>>384939281
Does anyone have that pic about the anon that made somebody release cyanide gas on a furry convention?

>>384955202
When everybody's a sperg, nobody is. They get to be as weird and stupid as they want without Chad and Stacey judging and denying them.

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>>384964537
>mfw can relate to Riyo's stuff

>>384946640
herp what does é sound like.

>>384965002
In all honesty, each one of those servants are useful. It's just too bad Teach is such a jokey character, he's a great support.

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>>384964537

>>384965162
I know, my REGEND, Hans and Choochoolane are mocking my 4* servants due to how good they are. But I still want a Jeanne for waifu purposes.

>>384953360
why the fuck would anyone use anything put pinap for candies or razzberries for increase catch chance, nanab literally just makes the fuck sit still

>>384933853
he reminds me of Howard from Howard and Nester, that old Nintendo Power comic

>>384938314
>1:15
holy fuck my sides

>>384933629
>pokeemon go

holy shit I can't believe I almost went to this. Thank the fuck god I chose not to go. So many fucking normies and autists.

>>384933629
>those people "playing" pokemon go
Why do people play this "game"?

>>384939686
>they have limited success with that and they get an offer to make a pokemon game for nintendo
Because the guy from Game Freaks loved Ingress
if anything, blame shoulda been on that person too

>>384965868
Why? How are you still playing this shit?

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>>384933629
>Adults play this unironically

>>384966063
Not me, my normie friends wanted to go.

>>384966180
>btfo by a literal whore
He should consider suicide

>>384966180
>paying that much for pussy

Guess it's a fantasy thing and you'll always be paying in some fashion for a woman but he got ripped off bad.

>>384966524

I wonder if he jacked off when she got war machine'd.

>>384966180
kek

>>384966053
That doesn't make sense. While Gamefreak should be blamed for quite a bit, Niantic's complete failure while being handed a golden egg laying goose on a plate should not be blamed on anyone but them.

>>384939281
I am so glad 4chan does not have a board for these furry freaks.

>>384962930
It was a thing for fools day, just for a day

>>384967639
Sweet summer child.

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>>384967705
Yeah, I remember F/GO:GO

>>384967639
/trash/ is an anything goes kind of board that got taken over by furries

>>384967898
Please delete this picture

>>384968070
Why does /trash/ exist when we have /b/?

>>384968189
Because Hiroshimoot has absolutely no idea what the fuck he is doing other than taking Anon's shekels.

>>384938314
>that interviewee who said he would still go to next year's Fyre event
A "Hunger Games" situation is too lenient for these kinds of people.

>>384933629
>"WE FUCKING CAN'T"

yeah mate, thats the perfect way to solve problems, just yell at it

fucking america, the audience made me realize america need to be burned down

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that one guy look like a low budget jgl desu

>>384963373
Isn't that the fuck that blew his entire college fund on a fursuit? A college fund his parents probably were saving up since he was a baby?

I always feel bad when I see this picture. The father in particular looks fucking devastated,

>>384939281
Yeah I'm only gonna open this shit on incognito

>>384933629
Schadenfreude is the only thing that keeps me going these days

>>384970953
same

>>384934858
>blonde

>>384962373
more like, pokemon go is ingress without fielding

>>384938314

>Fyre Festival

Dont fucking remind me

man i always have a chill time at ingress events. see a new city, drink with friends, drink with strangers, meet people from distant lands and swap alien conspiracy theories. the game hardly ever works at anomalies either lmfao. why can't you guys be chill

>>384939281

>Furries reclaiming the title of the biggest douchebags and most autistic fanbase

Im not suprised

>>384939281

I can understand furries being fucking idiots

But the fucking Hilton?

>>384939281
Faggots trannies furries. Pol was right all along

>>384933629

Thanks OP, you made my monday morning way better

>>384939281
I feel so sorry for the furries who try and be a model person and try to make the fandom seem decent. I can see why so many of them hate the fandom with a fiery passion.

>>384966180
Jesus how beta can you be

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>smartphone developer shits the bed live
>casuals who played/promoted/payed for this garbage finally get fucked

I love it.

>>384933629

can i get a hasty gestalt?

>>384938314
I'd feel worse if not for the fact that the kind of person who would want to go to fyre festival probably deserves to be shit on.

They must be the same people who fall for those "hot singles only 2.1 miles from you want to fuck" virus adds. I mean what was the fyre festival but the same thing done in real life with instagram models?

>>384933629

This is so inexplicable to me. The time for a Pokemon Go Fest was fucking last year at this time, almost 11 or so months after everyone stopped giving a shit.

Imagine being given the biggest multi-media franchise in the world, something that prints money without even trying, and still somehow manage to fuck it up.

>>384939281
I don't get why furfags would go so low as to deliberately cause property damage or take a shit anywhere but the toilets, but now I understand why normalfags hate their guts.

>this 'game' has been out for a year
>still can't battle or trade with friends
>the gym 'battles' consist of you tapping your screen like an autist until one side runs out of HP
>only just released legendaries and still fucked that up
>only just came out with Gen 2 when literally no one cares about this app anymore

How do you fuck up Pokémon this badly? A normal Pokémon game for smartphones with some more social connectivity for normies would have printed mountains of money

>tfw I was involved in a festival with similar issues

I mean at least the guys I was working with had the excuse of the event staff screwing everyone over by not installing 1 of 4 additional internet lines to the location, but on the downside instead of making a bunch of spergs miserable they lost nearly 20 thousand dollars in sales because it was a food show with an electronic ticketing system.

>>384974731
*by only installing 1 of 4 internet lines

The place only had wireless in the cafe before they got picked for the event.

>>384942056
>Nintendo
Why is /v/ so fucking stupid?

>>384936670
>White knighting the woman.
Of course.

>>384933629
So did anything worthwhile get announced here? Like at all? New content maybe?

Give me a reason to care about Pokemon Go again.

>>384974861
Well here's the thing, Anon: that's what everyone is going to be saying after looking at the timeline of Pokemon Go and looking at the disaster known as Pokemon Go Fest. Nintendo hired an incompetent developer to handle one of the biggest franchises in video games. The damage to the game and the brand is already done regardless of who gets fingers pointed at.

Tomorrow is not going to be a good day to be at the offices of Niantic. Heads are probably gonna roll.

>>384939052
>>Possible underaged orgy.
That's kinda hot

>>384964862
>google it
>read new article
>Several thousand people, some dressed as animal characters, were evacuated from a Hyatt hotel in suburban Rosemont when an “intentional” chlorine gas incident at the hotel, which was hosting the Midwest FurFest convention, sent 19 people to hospitals early Sunday.
Jesus, you guys don't have to actually kill those kids

>>384959356
>Nintendo
Stop.

>>384975372
I mean, of course it's not pleasant or kind work, but can you honestly say the world wouldn't have a positive net gain if everyone who attends furry conventions was killed?

>>384963906
I don't think having fun was a possibility.

Also those poor white people, there was a lot of sun out there.

I probably would've went there if I lived in chicago and the event was free

maybe

I don't play pokemon go though

>>384974861
>>384975420
Reading comprehension. Nintendo fucked up (by hiring Niantic).

>>384938998
Well, I guess it was considered a step in the wrong direction. But now they're using it to advertise their franchises/games while getting paid.

Meanwhile NoA spent a shitload of money for a superbowl spot for whatever reason.

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>>384975372
>Rosemont Hyatt
I remember when 4chan held a met up there in its glory days. Of course the fags who ran the con would immediately ban us for it.

>>384975704
>But now they're using it to advertise their franchises/games while getting paid.
That was the plan all along you retard.

>>384975167
>Nintendo
Nintendo doesn't own Pokemon. Or control it.

I was lucky enough to find a group of people to do not 1 but 2 Articuno raids with. I did not catch either of them, with all balls using Golden Razz'd all balls thrown. I feel like this is the biggest cash grab of all- they're all going to make players frantic to catch legendaries and shell out loads for raid passes just to get 1 copy of them.

>>384975864
Yeah, when they decided to go mobile.

I had to double take to see if this was Crobcat

>>384938953
>Genwunners
If you're talking about people who played the red, blue, and green games, you're talking shit out of your ass.

Its pretty obvious the main audience of GO was teenage dipshits who buy apple products and drink starbucks, "Genwunners" would've been too old to actually still be playing games (much less fucking phone games) to even hear about GO finally being made

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>>384976082
that's what you get for playin that, but hey, you got to play with those who also play the game, so it's all peachy, eh?

>>384975372
Some /b/tard said he was "gassing all the furfags" beforehand too
Shit's surreal

>>384943204
animal crossing mobile is said to have some connected functionality with a game on "a dedicated mobile platform"

>>384963906
>Why cant people just have fun anymore?

>WE FUCKING CAN'T

>>384941469
fund

it

now

>>384976249
I suppose the experience was nice. Of course I expect not to get this opportunity again, since nothing beats day 1 hype.

>>384976082
iirc you can't use them in gyms or battles
plus they still don't know how to ban people who just spoof their gps so there's no point really

>>384976194
>I've never left the house or talked to people outside of my basement
Got it

>>384939686
it feels like they butchered PoGo on purpose since it would make their precious Ingress completely irrelevant, perfect example is ability to run Ingress on rooted phone but not PoGo despite being same game from same company

>>384976649
>Go check /vp/ right now
>Spoofers have literally dozens of Articuno/Lugia and are spoofing to catch 100% IVs and perfect movesets because of how easy it is to get them

Pokemon Go is still alive?

>>384976401
>Some /b/tard said he was "gassing all the furfags" beforehand too

this is what people say everyday though
even broken clock is right twice a day

>>384976649
Correct, but I don't really care about that. I just want to catch them all. Even if it's some virtual phone game, going out there and having an adventure catching a legendary pokemon on my own two feet just seems... well, almost legendary. It's something I would have killed to do as a kid, and probably the closest thing to expereincing the Pokemon world irl.

>>384976650
cool story, bro

just look at the fucking trailer for GO itself and point out any potential genwunners in there

>>384976749
i'd be doing it too if I really cared, but the meta is still the same since launch
i got my favorite pokemon and even though it's typed completely against water it gets shit on hard so fuck it

>>384977083
would have been actually fun on launch though

>>384939281
what's important to remember is that these are just a small, extremist minority of the furry fandom and they do not represent all furries. Furries are a wholesome group of people who want nothing but to practice their fandom in private. When things like this happen I worry for the people these furries have hurt, but I worry more for the backlash against normal furries.

Why did they make Pokemon Go a walking simulator anyway? Of all the types they could make a Pokemon game to?

>>384977186
>trailer
k

>>384977224
>Favorite Pokemon is Lapras
>Was broken as fucking shit for nearly a year
>Couldn't find one anywhere
>FINALLY found one while getting groceries one day
>A week later lapras was nerfed into oblivion
y-you too

>>384977261
is this nigga serious

>>384933629
>ceo walks out with the mic up to his face

top fucking kek

>>384958065
Are you sure that isn't you're own diaper anon, along with this 5?

>>384977016
Surprisingly yes

>>384974639
It all basically comes down to Niantic being an app developer compared to Gamefreak and Nintendo who are actual game developers.

You want battles and trading? Spend $40 on Sun and or Moon.

You want to collect Pokemon and do nothing else? You can do that for free, but you're not entitled to the features of a full-fledged game or even the stability of a regular game.

>>384977016
define alive

>>384978297
Active player base and frequent updates. If you agree with that definition, then yes Pokemon Go is still alive.

>>384961450
>doesnt answer the question
go kill your self

Is the audio from the video at 2:42 supposed to be fucked up?

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they halfassed it because they thought people would eat it up anyways, and they were right.
stupid amounts of cash get pumped into this garbage by dumpshit mobileniggers.

>>384943427
This is the company that kept that "Three steps" bug around for literal months

Every single con should be gassed, no exceptions. If you go to any kind of con you are subhuman.

>>384975042
>shooting the messenger

The only person on stage that deserved any actual attack was the CEO who went up there and pretended everything was fine.

They probably got the chick from a craigslist "Needed: Event Announcer: No experience needs, simply read from a cuecard" ad.

>>384978875
but what if it's a bizniz con for jews?

>>384978875
There are plenty of conventions for adults and for the industry. Like I recently had to attend a Geo-spatial conference for work.

>>384978998

Niantic CEO is a hack and scammer. He deserves more than getting a bottle thrown at him. He could have used all that money to make the game better.

>>384977235
Bullshit. There's a reason why furshit was banned on 4chan and then eventually relegated to >>>/trash/ You could probably also consider /vp/ and /mlp/ offshoots of the furry fandom.

ITT shitter shattered 90s kids mad that their dumb phone game isn't supported properly

honestly, everyone in that crowd deserved the reaming they got, serves them right for devoting so much energy and money to a fucking phone game

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>>384948253
It's fursuitters that need to be gassed.

Leave my porn alone.

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>>384933629
>Expect children
>Grown adult jelly-ass hambones show up in mass

>>384979039
Still deserve gassing, but would be under the furries in the priority list.

>>384979052
My bad, I didn't consider those, given the context. No gas for you then.

>>384977235
Yiff in hell

>>384948281
Furries are mostly autistic. And like all autists, they lack empathy and social/self awareness.

>>384979382
Sounds like /v/.

>>384979401
/v/ is above furries, which is fucking pathetic if you think about it.