ESA 2017

/v/, you have to admit that trannies were the best part of GDQ and provided loads of lulz. ESA sucks due to the lack of girlcock and complete lack of humor.

Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't

reddit general

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Man this Irishman is pretty chill, thank god for no more Germans in the near future

>>384929738
Fags get out

>>384929672
I'm in Australia, but I think there's a way to download custom maps outside of the workshop that I just haven't bothered learning yet

>>384929738
Yes, traps are indeed gay. Kill yourself degenerate.

>>384929738
This. I already ran out of things to shitpost about

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>>384929738
>lulz

now we get silence

>no announcer cam

Maral's fucking again

>>384929738
Go suck a shemale cock if you miss them so much.

>>384929738
i am unironically watching this event because I enjoy watching speed runs and video games, not because I am a gossiping teenage girl who has nothing better to do with her time but give attention whores attention

>>384929738
fags out
>>384929761
fags out

Fuck you twitch

Stop cutting out, my internet is fine

Richter was a good boy.

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>dank memes

>runner could have started HM2 immediately after HM1 but intermission because gotta run them ads

>>384929916
just watch in 160p man

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>held the music hostage behind donation incentives that were not met

>>384929738
Yeah. This is so fucking boring without any drama

I only ever played Hotline 1. Is Hotline 2 music as good as 1's ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVblOqZBlJw

WTF i want stream deck now

>>384930016
If you liked Miami Disco, HM2's soundtrack is more of that.

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FIRST FOR NICE

>>384929965
>tfw not even looking at the stream 95% of the time anyway
been enjoying 160p

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>greetings from Ger- err France

cringekino

>>384930016
The music is the only good thing about Hotline 2

>>384930016
HM 2 music is better in my opinion

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>>384930094
>>384930193
neat

>>384929703
Great thread OP. Really outdid yourself on this one.

Fedoras

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HALO

on

EASY

get hype

GREETINGS FROM LLANFAIR-

It's Sober Steve 3 after HM.

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>I should be doing important shit but I'm watching this instead

>>384930016
It is alot better
not that the first is bad, but the second one is OUTSTANDING
>roller mobster

Why is the denomination in dollars?

HM2 > HM1. Fight me

Jungle stages are still cancer tho

Talking... like this... makes me want.... to kill.... MY self...

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>>384929703
Good fucking album
Alas
OP is a faggot

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>>384930095
isnt nickleback canadian

>>384930336
oh my

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>>384930386

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>>384930336
I am pretty sure they are doing it ironically

>>384930326
I agree although I also agree that BIG WINDOWED stages were bad

>>384930256
>easy
Why? GDQ did it on Legendary, it was pretty interesting to watch.

>>384929982
they were joking homie

this is the worst shilling and """"""""""""humor"""""""""""" i've ever seen

>>384930445
amazing

This event needs more anglos, continental yuros are weird and not in a funny way

>>384930256
Why, I see runners do this on legendary all the time

>>384930336
People.... that are not.... native speakers.... aren't as comfortable..... as burgers.... with english....

Who are these fat fucks
Jesus christ
Gimme roller mobster

>>384930602
Anthony Fantano

>>384930326
I really liked 2, but the huge stages where you got shot at from outside the screen, and the restricted masks were big downsides.

>>384930487
or were they

germans are way too autistic to make jokes

fucking hell this trainwreck """""banter"""" make it stop

>>384930581
That Russian guy did pretty well despite the thick accent.

are they allowed to show hotline Miami in Germany?

>>384930639
You mean Lardony Fatano.

>>384930602
sweet neckbeard and hella buddha

>please STOP
lmao

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>>384930256
pretty hype, finally a run I won't feel like watching and I'll get some shit done

>>384930581
The runners are speaking it just fine

COME ON
WINDOWS AND OUT OF BOUNDS SIM HERE WE GO

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>>384930819

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>this setup time

all he had to fucking do was click the hotline 2 icon

>>384929810
The point is that it's best to try to end the game as fast as possible without worrying about fixing insignificant options or settings that could be fixed before the run starts. Mantaining (or trying to keep) speed and efficiency is the goal of a speedrun, regardless of the event in question.

>>384930942
had to shill elgato

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>I'm from EU

>need to watch a 2 hour youtube video to understand the story of a game

why is this allowed?

>>384930942
Yeah but money.

>watching a video to understand HM2
You just have to play it twice to understand all the major events. It's much more direct than HM1, which wasn't particularly deep anyway.

>>384931058
>what is ludonarrative dissonance

This gets me pumped for a new walkthrough

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Is Manny Pardo the greatest detective out there?

>>384931167
And the most handsome, too.

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Who else is watching with their cat?

Dog owners not need to post.

>>384931058
>make your game lore so vague and conflict any sort of headcanon works
>people love how deep the story is as a result and write their own fanfiction to fit into this deep lore

>>384931265
Cats are shit compared to dogs

What's the deal with edgy generic stuff always getting so popular? Like this game and GoT

>>384931145
this is such a stupid sounding phrase
i wish i never read it
and fuck you for reminding me it existed but i successfully forgot it existed up till now

>>384931265
Your cat doesn't love you.

>>384931265
Cute cat. I wish mine gave a crap.

>>384931347
Neither this game nor GoT were generic. Actual generic edgy stuff like Hatred don't get popular.

>tfw half of the best songs are out of the way already

>>384931331
I bet you own a bulldog that would not "ever hurt a fly"

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>>384931167
I miss Pardo- and Getagrip-posting.

>>384931331

I said don't post.

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>>384931265
mine says hi

>>384931442
No, I own a small cute doggo that barks a lot

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>all this screen tearing

>>384931508
Race? Mixed?

Run is my favourite song.

>>384931145
A buzzword for the works of hacks.

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>>384931508

Black cats best cats

>game where you murder people
>okay
>swearing
>NOT ALLOWED

wtf europe?

>>384931769
Terrorism is halal, swearing brings shame to Allah.

>>384931769
>wtf america
FTFY

>>384931769

You don't remember the video game awards where ass was censored while kratos ripped off a head and that wasn't censored?

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>no swearing

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>good commentary
>sick execution

hotline block is LITERALLY saving this boring marathon.

>>384931497
You don't tell me what to do!

>>384931769
>be American
>son is playing violent game
>fine as long as the little shit is distracted
>suddenly statue with visible nipple
>[praise Jesus intensifies]

>>384931854
>You don't remember the video game awards
No.
>kratos
lmao

>>384929703
knew i shouldn't have afk'd

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>no swearing

are they just memeing? maral sweared on stream and naeglaria sweared a ton last night during illbleed

>>384932091
ofc they're memeing

>>384932091
it's probably GDQ habits, everyone thinks they shouldn't when literally nobody cares at ESA

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Are you fucking ready?

Related >>>/wsg/1794776

how do i rewind the stream?

>>384930578
I think that finnish guy who is running it does only easy runs.

>>384932091
People have been swearing left and right, someone in the audience screamed nigger during brotherhood and people just laughed their ass off.

>>384932197

fucking kek

>download the album this is on and every song is just as good
>everyone just jerks off over this song

>roller mobster

OH FUCK I'M GONNA NUUUUUUUT

The fuck is this 80s music? Jesus just put some metal on

>>384932364
Fuck off subhuman

Fuck's sake Twitch

My internet is fine why aren't you playing

the worst thing about HL2 is that the levels are so long and there's so many enemies, after beating 2-3 levels I felt burned out

>>384932324
https://vimeo.com/111983734

10/10

>>384932429
When i played, i honestly thought i was not going to finish it, out of boredom

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>>384932405
works for me

>>384932324
>>384932486
Carpenter brut
Perturbator
Dance with the dead

They are my jams, boi

>the way home
Best song

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what rusemen

>>384932750
>Song stops just as it really starts
God dammit.

I couldn't get into HM2

The way he beats soldier's levels made me think that they weren't as bad as I thought they were.I was just shit.

SourPls SourPls SourPls

richter levels always make me feel like a fucking operator

>>384932986
the flamethrower is insanely broken, Beard's levels are a lot tougher in a regular run

>>384932986
No, they're actually shit. Flamethrower is just 11/10 OP.

>>384933037
Twitch memes are fine but keep them there. They're pretty cancer on anything but that.

>dies 5 times in a row

why are ESA speedrunners so shit compared to GDQ?

Hm
Maximize combo and pickups. Keep guns to a minimum

Hm2
Guns guns guns guns

>30 minutes left in the run

how? he's nearly at the end

>>384933159
Everything is worse in the sequel

Australian here, will I get arrested for watching this run?

Richter was my favourite character in HM2.

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>>384933037
make it stop

>>384931508
If I saw your car in the street I'd scoop it.

>>384933176
It was originally a setup block, I think.

>>384933250
I just reported you to the authorities. Goodbye.

I almost quit HM2 because of this level

>those dudes that you need to melee
>can grab you through walls/doors

fuck that

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>>384931265
>cats

>>384933287
*cat

are you guys hyped for tonight's new episode of game of thrones?

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>>384931265
>tfw I miss my cat back at my mothers place.
There's even kittens at the place now, need to visit them soon.

>>384933275
how do you get those emotes? I just see the text

>Really long corridors you can't see the end of
>Get shot by enemies that see you
Fucking HM2 you piece of shit game.

Australia called out

>bank robbery level

is this the most american game ever made?

Git gud is not excuse for bad design
The first one packs amazing literally choreographed levels you can combo in many ways

This one is shoot, and kill who hears and comes to kill you. Again and again and again

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>>384933508
>2017
>Still watching Game of Thrones

>>384933508
hella yea

>>384933508
Not really. Martin will never finish the books, so I don't see the point in letting someone else tell the story.

I am pretty stoked for the re7 speedrun
I hope they glitch the fuck out of it

>>384933508
No.

I'm not 12years old anymore.

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>>384933523
Chrome app called BTTV. It also has the LUL emote

>>384933523
frankerfacez extension, also has other things to make twitch nicer to use

then for the old bttv emotes like sourpls dancing guy add the FFZ add-on pack extension and enable animations in the settings

then think that's about everything

>>384933508
it'll probably be a filler episode, but yes I am

>>384933523

download

http://www.nightdev.com/betterttv/

>>384933690
So what's it like being 13?

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>>384933608
>tfw new episode today

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>>384933716
>>384933705
>>384933692

Whats the name of the song currently playing? Its by Perturbator right?

my favorite part of this game is when they just nuke the whole setting at the end. more games should take the hint.

>>384933692
>>384933716
don't listen to them

>>384933705
this is what you want

This is the shittiest level in the whole game hands down.

>>384933580
AI in 2 is also a lot more reactive and aggressive, you pretty much play with guns the same way you did with melee in 1 because of that.

Is HLM2 the Dark Souls 2 of HLM?

level design and AI in 2 were horrendous

>>384933986
HLM is the dark souls of flash games made in 1005

>>384933863
This one is future club

time to GET A GRIPPPPPPP

>>384934034
Dangerous Days, yea. Great album.

>>384933863
the one in Caught is Slum Lord by Mega Drive, the one in Takeover is Future Club by Perturbator

>>384933508
>She shat and shat til she could shit no more
I can tell an American wrote it.

Is the ESA the dark souls of speedrunning?

>ducks
fucking idiot

This speedrun is hella good

gay game

>>384934153
I wouldn't know but here's the Dark Souls of ESA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlEFrs-m2PE

>>384934248

looked like ducks to me

OFFICIAL GOOD RUNS OF ESA
Illbleed
Hotline block

Remember to disregard comfytards

the fuck was with this estimate, no way hotline2 would ever take an hour unless this is quite literally your first run ever

Why does every indie game look like a shitty Flash game I played on Kongregate 10 years ago?

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Well it was pretty boring
It is a shitty level pack, desu
The OST saved the game

Looks like a faggot game to me

>>384934153
ESA is the NASA of speedrun events

>fucking up the estimation again
when will it end, yuros?

>>384934248
Yeah they're fucking geese.

I enjoyed it

cringe

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JUST

>>384934327
Because good graphics don't make good games.

The fuck is this?

Hey britbongbros. The brown skin in this ad, s he a famous actor like the two guys in the back or just some rando?

>25 minutes below estimate
How can NA speedrunners even compete?

>>384934457
aids awareness

>>384934314

this is truth

>peter cuckinowicz

This ad is too god damn long

Bongs are untamed
What is this fucking trash?

>>384934323
was originally a setup block

>>384934279
after failing to do parry cheese like 4 times why not just fight him normally. its not like your time matters at that point.

>>384929703
>yet again defacing this album art
please stop

>>384934279
wtf?

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>diminished terrorism

[truck of peace revving up in the distance]

>hey guys, its antony FATano, the internet's busiest music nerd here at ESA!

>>384934568
You see the other one with girl growing up? It's way longer and is pretty much the same thing over and over it's awful.

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>>384934279
Ooh. That's horrible.

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How were the Metroid: Zero Mission and Trackmania runs?

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>speedrunning Quake
um... this is a multiplayer game...

>>384934640
diminished in the homeland by relocating it

>sleep for 8 hours
>$25k donated
>wake up, watch this shit for 8 hours
>barely $5k donated

>>384934896
The majority of donations occur during the first and last days of these marathons.

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This dudes are killing the stream

>>384934762
The Zero:Mission "race" wasn't bad but it wasn't much of a race. It was a one sided ass whipping is what it was.

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>ESA: every run is over estimate
>NASA: every run is 1 minute under estimate

>>384934896
ESA never gets any donations because they don't pander to normalfags with muh nostalgias nintenbro all the time

>>384934770
gb2leddit newfag.

I'd take trannies over fat and fat and bald

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are you all ready for HALO, on EASY?

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What organizations would you direct an entire event's donations like this towards?

>>384935127
My bank account

>>384935008
>financially successful nintenbros are able to throw thousands around for what they enjoy
How can anyone compete against a company with such a great fanbase?

How much did these fellas earn last year?

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>>384935084
You're welcome senpai.

>>384935127
Multiple small, regionally-focused charities.

We are funny guys
Witty and stuff my dudes
Hurrrrrrr

>>384935127
Great America PAC

>>384935089
I've already taken my dick out, see you guys in 90 minutes.

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500760127373.webm

What are you guys eating while you watch the stream?

>>384934453
Why do I have to now pay for games I played for free?

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>>384935248

>>384935127
The Human Fund

>>384935356
I'm drinking whisky

>>384935127
The EFF or small locally based charities.

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>>384935342
godspeed anon

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>>384935127
A charity helping autistic children integrate better into society at an early age.

>>384935273
The right answer.

>>384935356
good thing I requested this yesterday, now we can repost it everyday

>>384935356
Whiskey and doritos.

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>>384935248

Why they talk in dollars? Is this the ultimate cuckery?

>>384935356
preparing to open a bag of doritos

what's with this shitty and overly loud music?

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>>384935356
Eating some peanuts, salami and cheese, drinking whiskey.

This event made me realize that Germans are the worst of the Europoors

>no charm
>no wit
>no personality
>no humor

>>384935248
The fuck are those things?

>>384935127
the Clinton Fundation

>easy

what the fuck is this shit?

>>384935623
Did you miss that hilarious ad?

>Easy

What's the point

>>384935356
>tfw mommy kino is at peak performance right now

>the runner's mic is muted

Wait that's a dude?

>>384935537
Because a lot of European countries use different currencies, Sweden, where this is hosted, uses the Swedish Crown. The Dollar is an international currency.

who names themselves... smoke sock?

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>>384935637
The new american women

>>384935473
good thing i downloaded a ~90GB Xev torrent and am bored enough to put these together

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500846382708.webm

i'm still trying to find more webm worthy ones

>Halo
>M&KB
WHAT?!

This runner looks about 14

*blocks your path*

>>384935820
>what is the € ?

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>>384935774
>there's even one unironically using "mommy's milkies"

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>easy mode even adds tutorials to the run

>>384935891
Kekeroo

>>384935905
The power of soy.

>the first Halo
Fuck, it has been so long since i've seem any footage of it, now I really want to replay it

>sgdq slow hour
People posted furry and traps

>eurofags slow hour
People post based milf

Why aren't they playing MCC. This looks like old piece of shit

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>>384935891
>>384935356
>Xev
My pornfu. Imagine how her kid will feel like once he finds the mountains of momcest porn of her out there.

>>384935356
Who even pays for shit like this to get made?

>playing at 60fps
>everythings animated for 30 so looks like shit anyway

>>384935929
People from other countries may not know the value of the Euro.

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>1:25:00 estimate on easy
>SGDQ runner did it in <1:25:00 on legendary
embarassing

>>384936187
That boner will crack the heavens that day.

>>384936158
>playing FPS on console

>>384935893
>he forgot Microsoft released their games on Windows in 2000

>this FOV
>those choppy frame by frame animations
>that speed

Jesus Christ I don't remember it being this bad.

>>384936187
then the story is complete

>>384936226
The euro is used in26 countries AFAIK
This is a travesty

>gaylo
whelp, time to go back to sleep

>>384936258
really makes you think

>>384935127
SENS or just cut the charity bullshit and donate directly to the event itself

>>384935891
Xev isn't the most beautiful, but the Roleplaying aspects balances it out I guess. Same for Princess Leia, the scene were both of them play with only the Tip makes me ROCK HARD

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>that babyface
>that voice

after seeing this on legendary I don't think I want to see it on easy desu

it's basically a walking sim

>>384936203
Degenerates. i'm not complaining though.
>>384936187
What about the preggo shit? That'd scar me if i found it. Honestly i'm surprised she didn't retire after having the kid -- i wouldn't have even been mad if she did.

>>384936416
looks more feminine than the gdq trannies without even trying

>>384936416
let's see your face then

>>384936405
if xev was just a regular pornstar she'd probably be annoying as hell

>>384936416
finns are notorious for babyface throughout their 20s

>>384936405
>Xev isn't the most beautiful, but the Roleplaying aspects balances it out I guess.
i dunno man. My dick loves everything about her -- it's as if she was custom-built to get me hard. That's tmi, but it's really fucking spooky how true it is.

>>384936416
thought he had tits too but might just be the skinny fat belly slouching out

>>384936304
I do.
Only consolebabbies like Halo.

>>384936187
> 90GB Xev torrent
link?

>>384935891
>~90GB
jesus

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Next stop Shitte

>you europeans

fuck that yank

jesus, the male (male) runners at ESA are cuter than the female (male) runners at GDQ

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Why is Moot at ESA?

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europeans dont know what vegetable oil is

>>384936919
>fuck that yank
you europeans

>>384937014
Who?

>killing all of the marines instead of saving them

just like how i used to play this game

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>>384937014
who?

>>384937023
Americans don't know what vegetable is

>>384936818
>>>/t/xev
Should still be there.

>>384937014
Who?

>>384937109
DAMN

>>384937109
its french fry

>>384937079
>>384937097
>>384937118
My friend who died of cancer; Christopher Poole. Made a donation last GDQ in his memory

MAJOR

hi

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>>384937109
>Americans don't know what vegetable is

Yes they do

>>384937023
Crisco is an American brand, retard.
And I know what it is due to /k/ memes as an Euro of some gun oil being literally cooking oil and shilled by gun ecelebs.

>>384937301
>Christopher Poole
Still doesn't ring any bells.

>>384937301
Why is there a ghost at ESA?

>>384937109
that's a fucking lie, what kind of burger doesn't have lettuce and tomato???

finclaps

>>384937387
I think its that guy who created myspace

>>384937401
Tomatoes are disgusting

>>384937458
Did have anything to do with marblecakes and also games?

>>384936959
both the runner and the commentary are male (female)

>>384937512
>games
You are asking the wrong place Anon

holy shit it's the Halo!

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>>384937412

>>384937116
ty

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>>384937615
Spurdo is cute

>>384937496
Tomatoes are great, it's lettuce that doesn't make any sense. All it does is nullify the warm juicy taste of the burger itself, while the tomato adds onto a mix of flavors.
Enjoy your crunch, though, lel

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>>384937650
happy hunting anon.

>>384937720

No, no. He's right. Tomatoes are garbage.

>>384937720
The best thing is onion

>>384937838
>Onions with broccoli
Oh yeah

>>384937838
As long as they're diced

>>384937720
>having vegetables in your baconator
why

>>384937838
are onions the most versatile vegetable? even more so than the potato?

>>384938126
probably, since you use onions in virtually every pasta

>>384937496
Your life is disgusting.

oh boy here we go

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>>384938449
>paging bubblesdelfuego

I don't remember Halo being so... slow

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>have to work during the week
>literally no good runs scheduled for 5PM-1AM EDT for the rest of the marathon

well at least i got to see hotline block and illbleed.

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>>384938537
here's the real image

>>384938676
Halo came out before Morrowind, anon

>>384938730
topjej

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>>384938730
no this is

wait, this is a spooky level?

here comes choke city

>flood
here we fucking go

WTF 5 FPS game. Good job pc gaming

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>>384939241
i never got past it