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European Speedrunner Assembly
>speedrunning racing games edition

NOW: TrackMania 2 Stadium
NEXT: I Wanna Run the Marathon
THEN: Hotline Miami

https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
https://www.twitch
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First lol
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first
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Maral is for _______
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This is the most boring run so far, even the asscreed russian wasn't this bad
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I really like Trackmania but not stadium
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>professional runner
>been playing for years
>I'm porbably going to get WR here
>OVER ESTIMATE

yuros are a cancer to speedrunning
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>>384919931
GDQ shits all over this trash event
It's in a high school gym for fucks sake
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>>384919851
>when he didn't even have the files ready for half of them
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I'm getting sleepy, /v/
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>>384920021
bleaching
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the announcer sounds like a cutie
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Is the Hotline Miami runner entertaining or will it just be a "at least the music was good" run?
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>>384920021
cummies
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Autism.
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>>384920046
yeah, barely even paid attention to it

any kind of racing games are typically boring to look at unless it's extremely glitchy (like mk64).
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>>384920021
Bearing my children.
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>>384920021
>saving the title
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>>384920148
she is! nice change for once, eh?
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Honest, I've only been watching for 30minutes and this is already more entertaining than AGDQ. Everything is much more laid back.
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>>384920153
I don't know about a whole run, but Hotline Miami is fun to watch when it's played very well.
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>>384920153
is /our guy/ cfb running?
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>Hotline Mememi later
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That runner is really good, I wish though they had a category with custom maps instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoTPtyYyB9s
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>this is better than i anticipated
>over estimate

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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>>384920021
Putting my head between her hips while she caresses my head softly
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>>384920336
Yeah, that's what happens when you click the download button on 4chx
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>better than anticipated
>over estimate
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>>384920361
Jackintoshh for both games.
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over
estimate
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is this that new trackmania that was announced at last year's E3?
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PANIC
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>That timing
Perfect.
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>The monitor died
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ESA tech crew strikes again
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>monitor turns off
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LUL
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Are they all really shit at playing or do the people who make these estimates have no idea and just throw out random numbers
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oWo what's this, non-autistic speedrunning and no trannies? Sign me the FUCK up.
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>turning off monitor
H O W
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I miss the clapping after everyfuckingthing....
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>>384919931
It's amazing how their charity is even more self righteous and sanctimonious than GDQ's, amazingly disgusting that is
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>>384920447
they just set dumb estimates

1h20 is literally 4 minutes ahead of WR, that's kinda optimistic
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>>384920519
no
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>>384920519
No
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rate the very well estimated run
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4Head
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>>384920627

How do you mean?
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>>384920591
It does look like loading screens really fucked him on this, thought it had froze a couple of times
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Rip monitor
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>>384920685

boring shitte/10
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Iran yes!
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>>384920603
>non-autistic
>speedrunning
lmao
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>Top 2
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>poosh it real good
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>>384920447
loading times were shit
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>speedrunning event
>all the runs are over-estimate
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>>384920685
8/10
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>>384920685
10 outta 10, the consistency was autismal and runner and couch was on point.
Very entertaining.
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>>384920701
their ads are full blown muh chilluns, and they're probably as guilty as MSF is in human trafficking
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rate/10
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>>384920764
You mean to say there were 6 unanticipated minutes of loading?
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maral a cute
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>>384920021
holy shit, she's from Iran?
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>>384920852
>shall I make a move on her
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>>384920852
what's his endgame /v/?
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this fatty seems uncomfortable near that qt
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Fuck, is she high or something?
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>>384920021
>Iran
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Left or right, /v/?
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>>384920868
The estimates were retarded, the wr is 1:24:00
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MY
DICK
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>384920824
are they wrong to say that children deserve to have a childhood instead of doing slave labour?

Christ dude...
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they're sitting way too close, what the fuck was going on when the cam was off of them...?
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>>384920917
Iran's so far away.
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>>384920937
selling mega64 merch
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>>384920852
is he MANSPLAINING her ?!?!
im literally shaking right now. GQD should ban him right now.
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>>384920685
9/10
I'm probably in the minority, but it was very entertaining. Good commentary and smooth driving.
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>>384920852
>manspreading
Ugh.
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>>384920937
surviving the night with how far Maral has pushed him into the corner
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>>384920954
probably yes
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>>384920824
>their ads are full blown muh chilluns

okay so they have ads

>they're probably as guilty as MSF is in human trafficking

Do you know what human trafficking is?
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Haha she didn't want to sit next to them, hahaha
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>blaming it on load times

PATHETIC
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Muh loading times!
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>>384921106
the difference between hdd and ssd is pretty big
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>>384920969
Oh shit that was a really good run then
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Is fun allowed at this event?
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MMF
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>>384921106
They were awfully long if you weren't watching during the early parts. Easily minutes.
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>>384921083
She likes em thicc
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>Runs on ESA are shit right now
>mfw watching Ela stream from his hotel room in the meantime
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>>384921193
Yes, that's why they don't have trannies.
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>>384920685
>>384921036
Agreed, very well done aside from missing the estimate.
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>>384921193
this, i need to know this too
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>>384921042
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>>384921193
Sure but there is none to be had
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>>384920623
American feeling a bit homesick.
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>>384920080
It was a dumb estimate which didn't seem to take loading times into account. He hardly did any mistakes throughout the entire run. Such a run shouldn't be over estimate.
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>>384919931
>(embed) (embed) embed
You might want to actually remove that shit next time.
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>>384921193
Yes
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I'm not usually a fan of brown chicks but maral is pretty qt
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did Naegleria meme after finishing Illbleed?
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wtf I love 3DPD brown now
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>>384921421
uh, no, it adds culture and heart and emotion to these series of threads
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Trackgaynia
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>>384921453
no but he memed all throughout it
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>>384921421
>not copying an extra embed every new threads and see how many we have by the end of the event
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https://www.twitch
.tv/esaarcade
Literally more interesting and entertaining.
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>American event is infested with trannies
>European event has a literal rapefugee girl in the cast
Nuke the west
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>>384920917
She's from Göteböööööörg
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Holy hell is that a genetic female on screen right now?
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>>384921318
link
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>>384921724
yea they chop your head off if you trans in iran
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>>384921042
Does she have to flirt with every guy she shares the couch with?
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>GDQ plays cool game themes and remixes in between runs
>ESA plays eurotrance shit
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>>384921654
>>European event has a literal rapefugee girl in the cast
she gets bleached every night.
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>>384921654
Maybe you should cut back on the /pol/ kool-aid a little
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god damn this shit is comfy

NORMAL PEOPLE for once

production value is also top notch
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>>384921765
How progressive. We need millions of those people in every major european city then
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>>384921765
OUREST
OF
GUYS
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>fucking dev whispering ASMR in my left ear
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>>384921796
Do you expect them to pay money for music streaming rights?
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this game actually looks hard
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>not witwix

burn it down
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>>384921929
that's the whole point of these fangames, they're meant to be bullshit for epic memes
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>>384921807
Word, not all Middle Easterners
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>>384921986
Thank god, that fat obnoxious faggot isn't there.
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>>384921929
How fucking underage are you?
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>>384921986
sellout faggot
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>>384922036
some of us grew up on PC and didn't get these mario clones
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>>384922021
No one cares unless you're a cute girl (female).
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how did he know he had to jump?
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>>384922107
But PC had Mario clones.
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>Greeting from germany
>not even once
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>>384921765
Nah they just hang you. But only if you have homosexual sex.
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>>384921609
no.
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>bitching about the game with the dev next to you
10/10
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>>384922107
It's on oc, dingdong. Every youtuber was playing iwbtg 13 years ago
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>>384921910

Do you need to pay for streaming rights when you're playing games which feature the music anyway?
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is this germany guy fucking with the dev?
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Goddamn the runner is a little shit to the dev.
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Calm your shit, he's just partaking in some friendly german banter.
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>>384922391
>>384922350
>>384922308
they probably know each other, it's just banter
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>>384922391
this kinda game is almost made to be complained about though
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>>384921447
>monster cat shirt
My fucking waifu
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>this commentary
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Guys, it's German humor - it's not laughing matter.
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>>384922391
this, i hope he gets banned
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>people finally learning why germans usually use emoticons to get their point across and avoid misunderstandings
ALL germans are deadpan as shit and love their sarcasm, he's just fucking around
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>that fish charge

Alright that's being a pure bastard to people playing blind
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This german guy is fucking boring/.
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Dev is literally crying on discord right now
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>>384922664
That's the whole game.
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Just woke up from a nap. Was TrackMania as fast as I thought it was going to be?
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>>384922768
slower than I thought it was gonna be
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"E" is banned
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>this music
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>>384922846
IWBTG is a terrible game and if you like it you have bad taste.
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>I've never played Cave Story
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this game is no i wanna kill the kamilia 3
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>>384922520
>not Liquicity
fucking pleb
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>>384922768
literally overestimate
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>>384922982

That's okay, because this is IWRTM
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>>384922989
is shit meme game
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>>384922982
i was talking about the cave story music you fucking mong
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>>384922740
kek, I really wouldn't doubt it.
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>it's an angry birds level
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>>384923130

He probably doesn't even know what Cave Story is
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>>384922203
What is this
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What is this creature?
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>>384923270
Fallout Centaur
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i could watch a whole run of this golf shit. pretty comfy
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>>384922203
oh my got, pls sauce me someone.
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>>384923270
A skeleton, normally a low level monster in Western RPGs.
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>can only chat if you follow the stream
>this is one more restriction than fucking GDQ chat

why the fuck does GDQ just let the chat turn into a tsunami, the bits cant be that worth it
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This is a pretty cool speedgame, ngl
I'd run this
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>>384923270
EU man
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>>384923270
skinnyfag.
He's the type of guy that gets triggered by fat people
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>>384922768
All Flags category(standard game maps) gets really technical but is not as fast as you might have liked it. They might as well come up with custom map category
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>>384923463
Not like following deters anyone.
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>>384922740
He had to know what he was going to
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>>384923270
He needs to come to the USA and get some meat on his bones.
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>>384923410
pretty sure there's nothing more than what's in the webm
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i just woke up, what did i miss?
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NO DONATIONS
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>>384923410
>>384923258
not much else to see other than added mario music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8FiQDr3y_Q
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>>384921765
There's quite a lot of trannies in Iran.
It's actually a way for gay men to legally have sex with other men.
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NO DONATIONS
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>>384923251
>muh obscure indie game

Everyone and their moms knows about this shitty game.
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what happened to that girl who kept cussing this morning?

also why does everyone sound borderline retarded?
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Are there *any* fun german personalities in streaming/speedrunning? So far the german runners have been absolutely abysmal
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"fun"
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>sign up on twitch to spam MAGA in the chat
>autobanned for "hate speech"

What the fuck? Why isn't fun allowed
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>>384923865
I like him.

t. German
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>>384923802
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How do you get no donations in 20 minutes?
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>begging to be referenced in the game


this guy is pathetic
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>>384923865
Would you be funny if your women gets fucked by refugees constantly?
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>>384923778
>also why does everyone sound borderline retarded?

They're European.
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>>384923802
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>>384923919
Druids?
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>>384923778
How bad was it? like saying fuck or something?
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>>384923778
>Americans can only speak 1 language
>Europeans can often speak 3 languages fluently, only with a somewhat heavy accent.
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>>384924003
Go eat a burger amerilard. EU IQ is higher than america.
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>all these """anonymous""" $10 donations
It's starting
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>>384924069
Fucking newfags
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Why are they allowed to rip off VVVVVV like that?
This is long past homage territory
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>>384923865
>streaming
i can't remember his name but yes
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>>384923910
hate speech is the best euro meme
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>>384924168
And yet you all still sound retarded.
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>>384923865
I'm holding out for a hero
>>384923989
Christ
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>>384924003
>Germany alone has over ten times as many scientists that left their mark in history than the USA even though they have like 1000 times as many people
Really makes you think
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this game is going to places
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>>384923910
Yeah what the fuck, you should have been autbanned for politics instead.
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This pokeyman section is brilliant
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>>384924267
He was gay yes, and?
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this game is pretty funny
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damnit, I was supposed to play video games while barely paying attention

stop making me actually watch
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"Oh fuck" with the German accent was great.
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>speedrunner doesn't memorize inputs for one fight
>is completely and utterly trash at the game
EVERY TIME
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>oh MEIN GOTT!!!

fucking krauts, kek
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>kid(male)
fuck this game
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>>384924558
I'ts not good either.
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Oh gott
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>>384924558
dont say you like it, the autists here will call you a child
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Do they reupload this on YouTube or should I just watch it on twitch?
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easily the best run this marathon so far
gettit? best run this marathon? LOL
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>>384924871
we have to support Amazon so pls watch on Twitch!
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>PISSY
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>Dog's name is Pissy

Eurofags, everyone.
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>>384924003
>European
Oh, I'm sorry. Is this what they have to do to get away from Islam?
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>he liked those cuck donations
kek
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>keeps dying

Why is this guy playing.
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>another game not finishing under estimate
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>>384924142
>needing to use 3 languages just to go through a normal day
Islam sounds great.
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>>384924951
>"Speedrun"
>dies all the time
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>yuro cuck marathon
>everything over estimate
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The SA memery never ends
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Did someone say Incest?
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>>384925047
It's okay when Japan does it.
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>>384924860
you have it backward,
the children here will call you an autist.
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>>384925065
>american marathon
>every single runs are underestimate
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Loving this let's play
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Is this another undertale type meme game?
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>>384925038
>>384925065
>Americucks using inflated estimates on purpose to make themselves feel better

If significantly more than 50% of your runs are under estimate, they weren't very good estimates were they
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What game is this area supposed to be?
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>>384925231
It just copies a bunch of other games and calls it a day
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This is some jammin music.
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>>384925231
yes
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>>384925303
Dev said Knitt Underground or something like that
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>>384925145
you clearly didn't actually watch NASA, every run was under estimate :^)
>>
>>384925231

yes
>>
Boy I sure do love watching someone die over and over again.
>>
>shit
>I hope I am allowed to say shit here
>>
>says shit and fuck like a dozen times throughout the run
>"oh.. I wonder if I'm even allowed to say shit here"
>>
>>384925145
Good Gott, it looks just like a brony cringe pic.
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>>384925371
Kinda looks like it
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>>384925526
Oh boy now you've done it.

Barney poster incoming.
>>
>German Efficiency paired with German """"""""Humour""""""""""""

This is fucking awful.
>>
I remember at last GDQ some black guy was running platforming game hitting all frames perfectly, never dying, rarely failing etc And this? Some fat fuck that looks like he's casually playing the game
>>
>>384925679
What? What have I've done?
>>384925720
This was pretty bad.
>>
RATE RATE RATE
>>
This event has been such a disappointment so far. I'll revisit ESA in a few years, maybe the European running community will have matured at that point.
>>
Have "they" complained about giving the MC of these sort of games a cute little bow yet for the easier difficulties?
>>
every fucking run seems to be going over estimate
>>
>>384925610
It's based on the corrupted areas of the game which were the challenge sections/shortcuts throughout the world.
>>
This alone was honestly better than any of the SGDQ runs this year.
Pretty chill, I hope we see more comfy platformers in general
>>
>>384925759
What was the game?
>>
>>384925802
German/10

>Zero charisma
>Zero jokes
>Zero fun
>100% OH GOTT SCHEISSE
>>
>haha thanks for watching that run was bad thanks

y-you too
>>
>I hope you enjoyed the run despite it being horrible

Take a wild guess dude.
>>
>>384925802
shittedontheDev/10
>>
he wont shut the fuck up, someone get him off cam
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>>384925804
nice bait
>>
>>384925802
7/10
>>
>>384925145
>american marathon
>every single runs are underestimate
>somehow still ends up behind and has to drop scheduled games
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>>384925802
over-estimate/10
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>>384925804
>i only watched the LttP run at GDQ
>>
IT'S ALL FUCKING AUTISTIC GERMANS WHO PLAY TRUCKING SIMULATORS FOR FUN.

They didn't get any of the fun yuropeans like Brits, Polacks, Italians.
>>
>>384925145

This pic is so fucking cringey.
>>
>hotline miami 1 + 2
>halo
>serious sam 3

kino speedruns incoming
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>>384925802
8/10, would have been higher if he didn't die so often
>>
>>384925821
Good, better than gdq where they inflate every estimate by 30 minutes so they can show ads and their shitty panel 30% of the time
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>>384925804
this shit is 100 times better than GDQ already. at least the runner are allowed to have fun and chat isnt that cucked yet. no political agenda getting pushed down my throat.
>>
Meme game next...
>>
>>384925945
>have a long-ass bonus stream at the end
who needs a schedule anyway
>>
Save the nigglets
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>>384926020
>no political agenda
>literal gibs me dat ad comes on
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Stop playing this ad
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>>384925989
I'm going to try a really hard glitch that saves two seconds
Oops I died
Oops I died
Oops I died
Okay let's do it the normal way
>>
>literally copying monty python
>>
/pol/ literally BTFO
>>
>curry nig
>diarrhea
funny banter
>>
It's lord bravery!
>>
KITCHEN GUN
>>
>>384926020
>giving a shit about Twitch chat
fucking lul. This is the kind of people I share this board with.
>>
>saving the lives of shitskins

This makes me want to donate less lmao
>>
WTF I love refugees now
>>
>get the joke after 30 seconds
>keeps going for 5 more minutes

european """"""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""
>>
Is that some Peter Serafinowicz?
>>
>diminished terrorism

Good joke
>>
>>384926167
John Cleese has a real lawsuit case here.
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>diminished terrorism
>>
>lower terrorism
>spits out more nignogs and derkas
>conditions get worse
>more reliant on AID in a positive feedback loop
What did they mean by this?
>>
> DIMINISHED TERRORISM
Are they allowed to lie like that?
>>
We're #ProudOfAids
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>Hey guy, Anthony FATano here on the couch at ESA!
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>>384926287
>confusing aids with invading foreign countries for oil and WMDs
>>
>All the protesters were white

What did they mean by this?
>>
>>384926379
Europe is a white country
>>
>>384926343
gonna give that speedrun a strong 2 to a light 3
>>
how has been your time, /v/?
>>
>went away for 30m
where my big meaty mama at?
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>>384926343
>piercings

fucking disgusting
>>
>>384926264
Have you ever seen Monty Python?
All those sketches is literally just one joke they drag out for 20min and this is what people find is genius humor
>>
>>384926417
No.
>>
>>384926475

Hello, america. How is your breakfast?
>>
>>384926475
>>384926264

>Americans have ADD

who knew?
>>
>>384926417
>Europe
>Country
>>
>>384926264
That's literally Monty Python's whole thing. Holy Grail is only more liked because it's not nearly as bad as their other material.
>>
the fuck is that jibberish next to their names
>>
Are there any videos of the absurd donation kino during the GTA run yet?
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How can one event trigger so many burgers?
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>>384926617
The plant's name. For 20 you can rename it.
>>
>>384926560
Its 3 in the afternoon

Oh wait, is this that famous european banter?
>>
>>384926617
The welsh "language"
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Does Aid actually help anyone though? Billions and billions of dollars sent over and they still can't grow crops.
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>>384926563
you have to remember they're used to amy schumer making a cunt joke every 5 seconds
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>$34324

Can we trust the semenslurpers to do ANYTHING right?
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>>384926620

>le my wife's son memes xD
>kino

Kill yourself
>>
>>384926617
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanfairpwllgwyngyll

memes
>>
>>384926560
>what are timezones
>>
>>384925845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlwhdVGIBUE
>>
>>384926590
Region, whatever.
>>
>>384926712

how do you even pronounce that?
>>
>saves 80 million ppl from disease
>half of them die from snake bite or starvation anyway

ty aid
>>
shots fired
>>
>>384926707
It got stale but there were at least a couple of good ones. Someone even got a cuck shed reference in
>>
>>384926828
read the wiki
>>
>>384926810
No.
>>
>>384926828

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM
>>
>>384926692
No, foreign ruined their economies
(That's the pc response. The real answer is they are too fucking stupid to grow their crops because of evolutionary differences or inbreeding)
>>
>>384926828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BXKsQ2nbno
>>
>>384926828
>(pronounced [ɬanˌvair puɬˈɡwɨ̞nɡɨ̞ɬ])
You tell me
>>
Somebody get these retards out of here.
>>
Mergy with the shots, what a lad
>>
This is like both ends of the spectrum of nerd here. One with to much on, including wrist, greasy combed hair, and a bad beard. The other bald with shitty facial hair, jorts and a shirt one size to small.
>>
>>384926841
that's still 40 million, sounds prety good
>>
>>384926898

jesus
>>
WHEN THE FUCK IS HOTLINE MIAMI STARTING IT'S THE ONLY REASON I EVEN OPENED THIS GARBAGE STREAM
>>
>>384926772
Freedom Planet is literally baby shit compared to IWBTG fangames though.
>>
>>384927007
As for everything this event we're over estimate :^)
>>
>>384926475
>>384926603
I'm fully convinced that people who shit on Monty Python like this haven't seen anything beyond Holy Grail or Life of Brian. It quite genuinely is too nuanced for them.
>>
>>384927064
>tfw to smart to hate monty python
>>
heh
>>
>>384926712
Was the founder killed by a fleshpound or something?
>>
>>384926947
those 40 millions are niggers. Thats not good at all.
>>
>>384926883
Continent?
>>
>>384927064
Haha le karl marx dont know who win wimbledon xD
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>japanese version
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>>384926712
Europeans really love pronunciation related jokes don't they
>>
>>384926692
It's the same thing every time.
Aid workers show up with fish, aid workers continue to do the fishing for natives, natives never learn to fish, natives get upset about whiteys in their country, kick out aid workers, suddenly realize they can't fish and need more fish.
>>
There will be literally no way to recover if these HM runs are shit. This is your last chance Euros.
>>
>>384926841
>Saves people from various diseases
>Half of them die from car accidents anyway
ty doctors
>>
>>384927007
>where is my le quirky violent pixelart game
I hope you're kept waiting even longer
Why is it that indie devs aren't even trying at the moment?
>>
GDQ looks boring compared to this

they are having fun and banter, not like the QDG SJW tranny speedrunning event
>>
THE PADDIES ARE HERE
>>
>>384926753
>where is Hawaii
>>
BASED IRISH MAN
>>
>The music is very good in this game

THEN WHY ARE THEY PLAYING GENERIC EDM OVER IT
>>
>>384927249
literally strawman. its completly another situation strawman boy
>>
Another shitty game.
>>
Where's the original soundtrack?
>>
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>t*igs
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1 (one) frame faster
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>>384927347

this, why are they playing music over the stream for this run but none of the others? fucking dumb yuros
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>>384927254
Imagine being so assblasted you can't even play 2d games
>>
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Who is this qt?
>>
>>384927167
American "banter" is beyond pathetic because they have not even the slightest inkling about what they're talking about, likely due to how willfully ignorant they are in general.
>>
>>384927436
>calling hotline shitty
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>>384927465
having standards =/= assblasted
>>
>/v/ turning into /int/
autism
>>
Is fun allowed at this event for is it just another showcase of trannies
>>
What's the best Hotline Miami 1/2 track and why is it run?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IUDZ2EcuXI
>>
>>384927514
Haha it is a show where thing blow up, old lady walk to place and it blow up
>>
>>384927576
I don't bloody think sharia allows fun!
>>
>>384927573
>>
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>all these buttmad americans trying to hate on the euro speedrunning community just because their event is superior

just enjoy the runs ffs
>>
>>384927576
Seems like the exact opposite of GDQ
>>
>>384927602
>not sexualizer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaE20aXxCz4
I'm such a sucker for that slap bass
>>
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>>384927602
People unironically praise this music?
>>
>>384927573
/vint/ was the shit
It showed that 90% of shitposters are south american
>>
HAHAHA WHAT A FUNNY RUSE
>>
>>384927734
That's a meme version of it where it's played at the same time as crazy bus. What's great is that it works.
>>
>>384927613
>implying that conquering infidels isn't fun
>>
they must be scared of triggering licensing shit with the music or something
>>
>>384927703
If this was true this wouldn't have been an awful event so far.
>>
>>384927734
he linked you a bad one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVblOqZBlJw
>>
>>384927738
This
>>
>>384927678
>all of these overestimate runs
>all of these long, boring runs
>superior to anything

keep dreamin, cuck. only good thing about this event was the iranian waifu, but even she's been ruined by getting fat
>>
Is there a game with more overrated music than Hotline meme?
>>
>>384920021
deporting back to her own country
>>
>>384927602
Roller Mobster obviously. Also the HM2 main menu music
>>
HM 1 music > HM 2 music
/thread
>>
>>384927839
You're just mad because people can swear and not get banned
>>
>>384927890
Ace Memebat
>>
>>384927809
They had GTASA with all the music though.
>>
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>>384927886
case in point. why are you even here?
>>
>>384927890
undermeme
>>
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>>384927258
>I actually read QDG as "Queers Doing Games"
>>
>>384927602
inb4 millions of roller mobster plebians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VNp3qFXFpM
>>
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>>384927890
Persona 3, easily. Trash ost that justs gets more irritating the longer you listen to it
>>
>>384927602
I always liked this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkVsuO2Ichk
>>
>>384927890
Anything Arcsys. Atelier.
>>
>>384927602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k
>>
SwiftRage :loudspeaker: FIX THE MUSIC OR RIOT SwiftRage :loudspeaker:
>>
>>384926707
The wife's son memes were poking fun at an ex San Andreas runner called Tirean.
>>
Has anyone done a Destiny speedrun?
>>
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post your comfy station
>>
I was wondering why something hadn't pissed me off yet today, and then this happened.
>>
>>384927949
Why would I be mad about that you dumb cunt, almost every run has been shit.
>>
>>384928008
great argument, yurocuck
>>
>>384927931
1. You can't thread yourself
2. You don't thread answer of a question that has never been asked in OP
3. Your a fag
>>
>>384928053
>Arcsys
Oh come on they have some kickass tracks. It's understandable if you don't like rock, but if you do it's really enjoyable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01IEjvD5lss
>>
>the two songs playing over each other
GDQ didn't fuck with the music, why is ESA doing it
>>
>>384928137
no
>>
Miami Disco best song
>>
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>Shit EDM music instead of videogame OSTs
>>
>>384928134
What happened? Last I know he was moving in with his girlfriend in America I think
>>
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>why are these guys with guns hanging out at a disco
>it's america
>>
>>384928154
Calm down
>>
>>384928220
>Implying power up audio didn't fuck up literally everything all the time
>>
>why are these guys hanging out in a club with guns

>It's America
BURGERS BTFO! MY FUCKING SIDES!
>>
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>>384928025
>>
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>>384928172
>ad hominem

keep it coming, i'm having a blast here.
>>
>>384928139
HUEHUEHUEHUE RECORTE DE JANELA BR BR BR?
>>
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thoughts?
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nice
>>
>no music
>>
>>384928265
Fuck you and fuck captcha
>>
>no game ost

Goodnight
>>
>>384928336
that's a big resolution
>>
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>>384928184
Oh, boy, here we go!
>>
>blaze through levels in 20 seconds
>muh music
>>
>>384928374
FUCK YOU
>>
>>384928332
Please remove my usename from your screen shot
>>
>>384928336
>/v/ has the same shitty taste in music as Twitch chat
How does this make you feel?
>>
>>384928374
Good taste
>>
>>384928374
piece of shit
>>
>>384928374
i don't have waifu, how you can
>>
>>384928302
haha it's funny because Americans have a constitutional right to arm and defend themselves while Euros can't haha
>>
This runner is great but what the fuck have they done to the music
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>>384928374
great taste
>>
>>384928332

how hasn't pepe been banned as an emote?
>>
>>384928374
m8
>>
:clap:
>>
>>384928478
The music is ruining this run for me
>>
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>>384928253

>San Andreas didn't get muted from fear of copyright infringement
>Hotline Miami does
>>
>got distracted listening to Hotline Miami soundtrack
>not even watching the run
oh well
>>
>>384928417
With the mememask, sure

Without it they take 30 seconds
>>
>>384928374
You have good taste but I'm still going to murder you.
>>
>>384928374
Ah, a man of taste is among us.
>>
>>384928374
Confirmed for pedo.
>>
>>384928543
>being this stupid
>>
The fuckers running the previous game didn't close it and just left it on to ruin the sound
>>
Nice
Some hm
>>
>>384928548
why?
>>
>>384928548
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
>>
>>384928543
I still remember when I thought he was cool.
>>
>>384928548
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>
>>384928548
why does he wear the mask
>>
>>384920021
Giv brown gf (I don't have the frog picture)
>>
What is ng+ in hotline miami?
>>
>>384928638
>>384928641
>>384928657
>>384928671
never reply to me again you fucking niggers
>>
>"yeah guys, don't swear"
>"It's okay to light bodies on fire"
>>
>saying rape gets you autobanned for 10 minutes
kek
>>
>remember guys, dont swear - but lighting bodies on fire is totally fine

BTFO
>>
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>>384928336
>tfw in the screenshot
MAMI I'M FAMOUS!!
>>
>>384928760
HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE!?
>>
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>needing to watch youtube videos and read wikis to understand story in video game
>>
>>384928257
And his "girlfriend", now wife, already had a son.
>>
>>384928760
IS THIS ALL PART OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
>>
>>384928760
H O T H E A D
>>
>>384928827
YESH. THE FIRE RISHESH!
>>
>>384928856
This is why I never played the sequel, I knew it would be self indulgent faggot hipster shit
>>
>>384928760
A lot of loyalty for a hired gun
>>
>>384928856
Deep depth is all the rage these days thanks to Souls games.
>>
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YEA MAYBE IT IS
HOW THE FUCK...
>>
>>384928856
But the Dark souls run is a few days from now
>>
>>384927886
The estimates are based off of their best times and shit and doesn't take into account all of the potential mistakes they could be making. I think the Trackmania one was about 4 minutes off the WR. The Crash Bash one a couple of years ago's initial estimate was to BEAT the WR by about 25 minutes (and then ran 2 hours over realistically).

Also I am sick to fucking death of these slow as fuck captchas what the fuck is going on?
>>
>>384928751
You have all the masks from the beginning
>>
>>384928760
somebody get this H O T H E A D outta here
>>
what is "exposure"?
>>
>>384928139
Is that a text and map mod? I like it.
>>
>>384928995
Why must there always be a Dark Souls run. I'm tired of these meme games being run. Someone will pay.
>>
>>384928390
It's just my 1440p monitor turned upwards
>>
>>384928996
Hope you mean males when you say white poeple
>>
>>384928856
Everything is in the game. The only problem is that the second one loves to do time-skips
>>
>>384929019
>Also I am sick to fucking death of these slow as fuck captchas what the fuck is going on?
They want to get their AI ready for the invasion of Moscow
>>
>>384929065
Exposing yourself to the AI? It takes a little time before they "trigger" and try shooting/running after you from when they spot you
>>
>>384929065
Letting enemies see you.
>>
Hothead mods incoming
>>
Is there a thing about Twitch on Sundays because it always seems to fucking die for me
>>
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>>384929043
thanks for the info
>>
>>384929019
My captchas are always slow when streaming Twitch at the same time
>>
man this fight was such a chore
>>
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how the fuck do you not know about ingame volume settings
WTF
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>>384929314
>expecting speedrunners to know about anything that doesn't relate to the run itself
>>
>>384928912
Sequel's actually good, though. And its ending is a very hard "we won't do any sequels to it ever again". And the plot of the first game is perfectly clear once you get a secret ending.
>>
>finally some music

this could have been so much better
>>
>fixing the music at the end of the run

damn
>>
Stop greentexting in twitch chat idiots
>>
>>384929379
speedrunners are dumb
>>
>>384929403
I fucking hate hotline miami 2's ending if only because it means I won't get more official hotline miami
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can one of you fucking memers make a new thread already
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>music was a donation incentive
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>>384929437
Go back there you underage.
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>>384929496
Why don't you?
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>>384928751
You have Brandon / Tony from the beginning, don't have to sit through mask / weapon unlocks, and you can stage select
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>>384929506
fuck them
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>>384929506
>donation incentives to not remove things instead of adding something
just
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>>384929495
Did they add level editor?
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Why don't people like 2 again?
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This qt has a funny voice.
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The 3 minutes with music totally made up for the 22 without it
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never ceases to amaze how retarded the chat is
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NEW BREAD

>>384929703
>>384929703
>>384929703
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>>384929314
>>384929379
More like

>expecting speedrunners to waste time fixing settings during a run, even if it's as small as seconds
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>>384929674
Level design is WINDOWS WINDOWS WINDOWS. And most of the time you're limited to one "mask".
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>>384929754
>caring about how good you do in a run at a charity event
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>>384929674
As opposed to 1's rather confined maps, 2 had a bunch of sprawling maps that required you to bait out enemies and just peek around corners. Granted you can still run through them but it's not as easy. Just a big shift from the gameplay of the original.
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>>384929674
The maps were way too open and you could get killed off screen too often. It was quite a bit more buggy for me, a lot of the masks I couldn't even try in my first playthrough because there was too many and most of them were nerfed to shit. There was a pretty massive screen tearing issue as well, the Docks mission is probably the worst mission ever mission I ever played in HLM due to it being a total peekfest and not allowing you to be brash, aggressive and attack in the open like the first one.
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