Have you ever lost to a girl in a vidya in your whole life?

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>>384908275
Nope. Then again the only thing they ever get competitive level at regularly is FPS, and assfaggots, and I don't play them so I haven't put myself in that position I guess.

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>women
>beating me at videogames

>>384908275
No, that would be impossible

>>384908275
>woman is pink, guy is blue
What a fucking sexist comic, the girl is also a moeblog uguuu weebshit, her design is clearly pandering to pedophiles

Presumably, one of my many TF2 deaths was technically at the hands of a woman.

>>384908275
My little sister beats me a lot

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>>384909152
Stop

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>>384908275
if women were as active or competitive at games as males are, then this wouldn't be something of note.

Gaming is a meritocracy, gender doesn't mean anything, only the effort you put in and skill you put out.

Women have gone to EVO and done fine, its just they aren't as active, competitive, or invested as the highest players who just happen to be guys.

>>384908275
> controller is a chicolate chip cookie
What did they mean by this?

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I didn't play anything competitive with my female friends, so I don't think so. Maybe some of the non-talking people I've played against in online games might have been of the fairer sex.

>>384909226
I hope you punish her for it. Sexually.

>>384909274
>Stop
Shitposting? Never.

>>384908275

i have never lost at a video game, OP.

>>384908275
Meeting someone who thinks that way ("a lady? Beating MEEE?!") would be like meeting a paladin or a ninja or something.
/pol/ might not like me for this, but that just sounds insanely anachronistic to me.
Anyway, my sister still beats me at Dr. Robotnic's Mean Bean Machine.

>>384908275

Girlfriend(Male) count?

I don't think I've ever played a game with a girl. Unless my gm in my old wow guild counts.

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Dated a Smash player. She was known for being the best girl in the state apparently, but I trashed her even at tournaments, despite my no experience

>>384909417
Don't complain when we're FURTHER invaded by people that think in the exact way you're shitposting then.

You're all forgetting the girl that plays tekken. I never had a girl beat me in a game, but I'm sure that girl would shit all over me. Haha

>>384909518
Holy shit, check out the internet tough guy.

>>384909274
>/tv/ the picture

A what?

>>384909539
You mean Kayo Police? She's pretty cute. I wouldn't mind her beating me in a game.

>>384909518
>Things that totally happened

>>384908275
I've met two competent players who are girls, neither was a match, but they respectably good.
I've met numerous girls who were just abysmal new lows both in skill and attitude. I've seen some abhorrent statements from some of them in team games.

>>384909576
Thanks buddy. Not really the point of my story, moreso that Smash is a trash game with a trash community

>>384908275
Yes. I met this QT in college that played vidya. We played smash and I rekt her three times in a row, she kept getting more abd more dejected so I picked a character I wasn't good with and she won a few rounds. Then we played some Pokemon Stadium, I picked a team of my favorite shitmons against her team of legendaries and won. We got to second base that night.

Soul Calibur 2. Mashfest did not go in my favor.

>>384909518
did you get her phone number?

lady Maria fucked me up for a while in bloodborne until I learned how to parry

>>384909663
On that everyone can agree.

>>384908275

Sounds like typical female vagsplaining to me.

>>384909741
If he was dating her, I should fucking hope so.

>>384909274
2AM

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I guess barring the "what if that player who shot me was a girl????" speculation no, not really.
The only "competitive" games I've played with girls really is Mario Party though.
I don't know any girls though so I'm safe.

>>384908275

I've yet to encounter a woman who's better than me in video games. I always had to scale back my power level.

My GF is currently far ahead of me in MH4U with gear and shit, but that's mainly because she's autistic enough to grind hours and grab all that crap. I join her lobby to fight some new monster I'm barely equipped for and she still manages to faint all 3 times despite her fully decked out gear.

This girl beat me at Mortal Kombat at my friend's party.

Yes, I used to know a girl that was amazing at an obscure RTS we both liked, called Metal Fatigue.

>>384908275
unless a woman beat me in an online video game where I didn't know it was a woman, then I have never lost to a girl in a direct video game competition.

>>384909814
you get the phone number BEFORE you start dating. It sounds like he missed an opportunity. He could have let her win, became her friend, and then gotten a BJ. Youth is wasted on the young

Iwo Jima, Battlefield 1943

Me and this girl spent the entire match dueling on top of that one capture point. Teammates would drop in to help, but we would always be the last two contesting the point and exchanging kills.

I should have sent a friend request or something.

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>>384908275
no
multiplayer is cancer so i just stick to single player

>>384908275
>a genre i dont like much, and a game i played 2 times
Dragon ball budokai tenkachi 3, fucking bitch did nonstop combos and specials and no matter what.
She refused to play anything else becase i knew i was going to destroy her.

>>384908275
maybe? I don't often lose in vidya to anyone if I tryhard, but I conceal my power level because I want everyone to have fun

>>384909226
Mine too.
My little sis keeps beating me at Mario Kart and then she makes fun of me by sitting on my lap or stepping on me and saying "haha big bro you're such a loser, I bet you never even kissed a girl yet"

So tired of it..

>>384908275
Once, in 3rd Strike, but after 2 months of playing the game regularly I could body her consistently. She still kicked the ass of dudes who were playing regularly, as well as in guilty gear, so it's not inconceivable. There's just an area where the bell cuves of skill between men and women overlap and women on the upper fringes can beat like 95% of men at video games.

My gf and her friends beat me all the time at Melee. But that's mostly because they always put their bare feet on the table so I can't concentrate fully.

>>384908275
i tried having a girlfriend once she wanted to have sex instead of play vidya so it didn't work out

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>>384909152
>It's a drawing using a cartoonish art-style so it has to be japanese

>>384908275
Once, but that was only because we were playing SSB Brawl and she started sucking my dick, which caused me to set the GC controller on its face, making my ice climbers continually walk off the edge of the map until my stock count was zero.

I've never played a videogame with a girl.
Maybe a girl has beaten me in an online game, but I wouldn't know.

>>384910161
>I bet you never even kissed a girl yet

You should grab her and kiss her, that'll show her.

>>384910221

They know

>>384908275
do traps count as girls

>>384908275
I had this friend, she regularly beated me in ssf4.
She was more consistent in execution then me at least.
Lately I discovered she is just good at fighting games.

>>384909518
why are you dating 7 year olds anon, that's illegal

Back when I played Combat Arms, occasionally a girl would be extremely good at sniping.

>>384908275
I got my ass beat in a game of Guilty Gear XX2 by 2 12-13 year old girls simultaneously.

To my defense they play good May and Jam. Those giggles hurt man.

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>playing Dota 2 like 4 years ago, playing Tide against Windrunner, 1v1 on top lane (I was radiant)
>having a real hard time
>see the smallest of breaches and with some luck, kill her
>shit this is going to be a very tough game and lane
>notice WR has a female nick
>this is my chance to win the game through psychological warfare
>hey WR, are you a girl
>and what if I am?
>that'd explain your poor plays
>(s)he starts playing like complete shit, nothing like before
>dead silence from All Chat for the rest of the match
>tough game because easy win

nothing personal, kid

>>384909320
/thread

>>384910795
>Shit that didn't happen: the post

Every time you autismos try to play this le epik puppetmaster shit it becomes painfully transparent.

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>tfw no female friends

>>384909453
Boyfriend*

>>384908275
Have you not?
Wait, have you played vidya with a girl that infrequently that you actually can count how many times you've lost to one?
Don't tell me you actually play seriously against them unless they themselves are just as serious about that game. Jeez anon. Learn to hide your powerlevel already.

>>384909518
I'm not seeing anything in this post that warrants the "DAE /r/thathappened" tier replies that it's getting

>>384908275
Does Tumblr actually think that people are misogynists because women best them in video games?

>>384908275
Where the fuck are these elusive """gamer""" whore daughters of marx? I've never seen or heard one online.

>>384910684
Not really, as long as there is no sexual stuff it's cool

women belong in the trash to be quite honest

>>384908275
The only reason one should ask for help on a fucking video game is for socializing purposes.

If you ask for help because you can't beat a part, stop being a faggot and get good

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Pass the controller bro

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>>384910907
I wish I still had the replay to shove it up your face, but I don't. Get madder though.

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>>384908275
My ex-girlfriend was absurdly good at Margot's Word Brain. We went at it for weeks pushing the high score higher and higher but in the end she had me beat.

>>384911068
playing candy crush

Unless maybe one of the times I have lost a game of league there was a woman on the enemy team I wasn't aware of, then no, probably not.

I remember in college there was this chick who bragged she was so awesome at Halo 3 all over campus and 1v1 her on narrows. I went 10-0. Then I actually saw her play and she pushes on the sticks so hard when she aims she scopes in and out all the time

This comic is maximum virtue signalling. Women play games to socialize.

My girlfriend in high school beat me constantly in Digimon Rumble Arena 2 on her GameCube.

>>384908275
I've occasionally lost to my sister at Mario Kart on the easier levels.

But I'm still king on tracks that aren't for babies.

So if a man is better at something, what should the woman do

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I've never even played vidya with a girl...

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>>384908275
nope

>>384911182
Cry about sexism.

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i don't even remember last time i talked to a girl

>>384909991
mil-agro master race

>>384911007
>knowing subreddit names
You have to go back

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>>384908275
Only once
>be at a convention with some friends
>go to the gaming section
>"oh cool they have street fighter 4, time to destroy some scrubs with my Abel"
>beat a few people, stroking my ego pretty hard
>suddenly a little girl (must have been 10 or 11) sits down and plugs in a fight stick
>figure I would go easy on her
>she pulls out the most ridiculous evil ryu I have ever seen
>she's doing fadc combos and amazing reads
>put my game face on and try my hardest, still can't beat her
>the entire time my friends and the little girls dad are cackling like hyenas behind me
>mfe she perfects me in the last round

Wasn't even mad that shit was so impressive

>>384911164
that sounds comfy

On a third date once, I had a girl over to my place after lunch and I lost at Mario Kart 8 on probably 75% of my races. I'm pissed because I don't know if it was just me, or if Mario Kart is bullshit. Doesn't help I was talking trash earlier because I assumed she would be shit.

>>384908275
I used to lose at Crash Team Racing to my childhood friend. She actually owned the game though and I didn't so I could only play at her house. Sometimes she beat me at Pokemon stadium too but I think we were about evenly matched at that.

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>>384908275
my ex girlfriend would almost always beat me at fighters and put in way less effort, she was just naturally really good at them.
All she plays is Animal Crossing and Final Fantasy so I have no clue how, just good reflexes I guess.

A dyke beat me in smash bros, but dykes dont count.

To lose to another person, I would have to play with another person.

>>384911376
>knowing that I was talking about a subreddit
you first, champ

>>384911221
That's a big butt.

>>384911380
Was she hot? What did she look like?

My girlfriend eventually got really good at Dark Souls III PvP after practicing with me for months. She beats me in duels maybe 1 out of 3 times now.

She's also pretty good at Smash 4 and PC FPS games.

>>384908275
Only in Mario Party, because I have the worst luck. I always won almost every mini game but got fucked every dice roll.
But in anything that isn't so heavily luck based. Never happened. Never will happen.

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>die to mercy 1v1
>alt+f4 out of shame

Me and my gf are both NEETs who literally do nothing but play games together.

>grade school
>got new Yugioh boosters
>add the good cards to my deck
>sister sees and asks for a duel
>she just uses the random leftover cards from the boosters
>beats my deck with Big Koala

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>>384911652
for you and me

>>384911326
>Mil-Agro
>not Neuropa

>>384911667
Shut the fuck up.

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>>384911728
>beats my deck with Big Koala

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>>384908275
no, not once.

ive ran into women in lots of games and most of them are attention whores who are horrible at the game.

One of my girl friends beats me at Yu-Gi-Oh sometimes.

I've seen my best friends 16 year old little sister absolutely wreck on BF1 on PC. She wanted to show us a game so we humored her but we were both legit really impressed by the end of it. She had top kdr and was pulling some crazy shit.

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Are they right?

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>>384911671
Must be nice having someone to hang out with that has the same shit taste as you.

>>384908275
I mean, my sister probably beat me in Mario Party once or twice. What do you expect when the game throws stars at you for random shit at the end?

>>384908275
whats a girl?

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>>384908275
No, unless you count my mother when I was very young like 3-6 maybe

When playing games with friends I rarely loose, and when you were younger, it was great, but now it's just boring, and kind of depressing. Being so much better than my friends at almost all the games we play just isn't fun, constantly being reminded that I play games way more than anyone else.

>>384912238
Inferior versions of men.

>>384912203
Must be nice being a bitter virgin.

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>>384912137
Not for me. Getting to be "alone with someone else" is something I've never managed with anyone, if it is at all possible. I'd much rather be really alone.

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>>384912137
How am I supposed to know?

>>384912137
Me on the right

>>384909437
My homegirl is a beast in GG, won several locals and kicks my ass fairly often.

Only crap like Mario party, sometimes ultimate chicken horse but only because I'm usually drunk when I play that.

Yeah, my little sister is better at platformers than me

I know exactly one girl that's super good at Mortal Kombat to the point where it's just plain unenjoyable for me to play

>>384909849
I haven't been to /jp/ in years
Is flanfly still posted?

>>384909634
That's a dude

I went easy on a girl once playing Tekken 6.
She took the first round, but I took the fight in the end, and the next ten ones, until she stopped playing with me.

>>384910795
It's too easy to tilt people in dota. Just type "?" after a kill and watch the russians rage

>>384912137

No.

My girlfriend gets angry if I try do anything else while we're together.

I still do it anyways to piss her off, but I much rather be the only one in the room if I want to be "alone".

>>384912006
"Great work boys."
"You mean girl."

Nothing good ever happens after this.

>>384911645
The /r/ kinda gives it away.

>>384909320
Ricki ortiz is not fully woman

>>384912137
this is great in theory but finding someone who wants to do all the same stuff you want to do exactly when you want to do it is... well, it's probably not impossible, but I don't have the desire to test the odds

>>384912753
but /r/ is just the requests board here on 4chan
:^)

>>384908275

I "lose" at mario party with my gf. I basically play it as a challenge to myself to basically let her win while still convincing her that I'm actually trying to win.

>>384908275
>Women having any interests other than social climbing and developing anything other than male relationships, their social standing and appearance.
Lmao

>>384912137
Yep.
Sitting here shitposting right now as my GF plays the destiny beta to check out some social space.
She has shit taste I know, I just wanna get back to playing EDF while she plays her 3DS snuggled into my shoulder again, comfy as fuck. But she reckons this part of the beta is only up for a limited window, so...

>>384908275
nah. I probably should have once but went full autism and crushed her.

I did lose to a track runner in a race, though. Was a bit put off for a few seconds before I realized I was being a butthurt faggot and shrugged it off.

Not in real life but I don't think I've ever played against a girl in real life other than my mom.

>>384912770
It's really not that hard. Make a dating site profile and talk to women. Eventually you will find one that likes all the shit you like. Met my girl on OKC 4 years ago and we're talking about marriage soon.

Having a good girlfriend is like having a best friend that you can be more intimate with. My gf and I still need our space occasionally but for the most part we do everything together.

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>>384912645
Hate this so much.
>playing with someone new to a game
>try and teach them how to play
>they get impatient and just want to play
>give in and start the game
>go easy on them, let them win sometimes
>they get cocky about it because they don't realize I'm holding back so they can have some fun
>I get sick of it and end up trying
>beat them over and over
>they get sick of losing and never want to play again
>back to having no one to play my favorite games with
This has happened to me so many times. Maybe I'm just autistic for letting their playful jabs get to me, I shouldn't try so hard just because I get a little annoyed.

>>384912345
I don't think that it's really possible either, even if you basically are doing your own things and not even talking the base feeling of the situation is just different and not as relaxed.

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>tfw playing marioparty with a girl

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>>384908275
Ive known a dozen tournament level female players
They are good at their chosen tactics just like a guy is.
If you lose suck it up and git gud nerd

>>384908275
Don't think so

Normies are well under my power level

>>384912625
Don't lie to me. She's too cute to be a guy.

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>>384908275
Nope. Had a girl kick my shit in at ping pong though. Multiple times. I challenged her to pool afterwards and she fucked me up there too.

It was kinda hot actually

>>384908275
Mom was damn good at Street Fighter.

>>384908275
My sister beats me at rhythm games, and that's all. I beat her at everything else. Including sex.

>>384912461
Shit game. Ugly girlfriend. Numale.

>>384908275
I know a girl whos godly at Mario Kart drunk at parties. I thought it was a fluke but she beat me and some other people sober the day after.

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>Christmas 2014
>Whole family is gathered as they always do
>After the presents have been unwrapped the family starts playing the Wii together
>I am fat and out of shape 24 year old so try to avoid playing
>However my grandma asks me to face her in a game of Wii Tennis
>think surely I can't lose, she is old as fuck, has to sit down after a few games, has mild alzheimers
>say OK and the whole family is watching
>play the tennis game against her
>she fucking WINS
>not even sure how, she was just too good and I was too fat
>I get mad as fuck because my whole family is laughing at me
>dad loudly says 'My son can't even defeat his old grandmother, he's a big fat beached whale sand shover!'
>everyone laughs
>absolutely flip my shit
>start shouting at my grandmother
>call her a stupid fucking old bitch, tell her to try and play real games, tell her I hate her and hope she dies
>everyone gets mad
>dad beats me in front of whole family
>I go and cry in the front yard
>don't go back in for dinner
>I am basically a pariah for months after

never again

>>384908275
My mom beat my ass at videogames when I was a kid. But she stopped playing

>>384913010
congrats on all that anon
I suppose I'm just apprehensive because I've been witness to a lot of REALLY BAD relationships and I don't want to risk going down that road

>>384912137
To a point.

You both need to have the room to have your own space and time if you need it. It's nice if you both like and enjoy each others hobbies, but you have to have your own time as well.

t. guy who was in a relationship for 7+ years

I must have lost against a girl online at some point. Kinda hard to know the gender of your opponent in an online game.
In person, my sister usually beats me at playing fps games. Then again she fucking loves them, and I only play with her because she asks me to.

>>384912137
this is my ideal relationship. You probably have to go a fucking safari to find a girl like that though. They sure as fuck won't come to you like the mediocre ones do

>>384913083
Exactly. I just can't handle being with someone else for too long, no matter how much in common we may share. I always find myself needing my space and my time, way more of it than people are willing to put up with.

>>384908275
Probably. I've played enough games with enough people over the years that one of my losses was likely to a woman.

>>384911876
rude

>>384908275
Why would you ever get involved with a girl who plays videogames at all? It's the biggest red flag there is.

>>384913305
Man that would've been so funny if that happened

>>384908275
No because Girls don't play video games.

>>384908275
I lost to my mom at wii sports boxing when I was like 12.

>>384913305
>yelling at gramgram

>>384913335
I'm 30 years old anon. Every single relationship up to this point has been toxic and or has ended badly. You can't let past traumas stop you from trying believe me.

Eventually you will find someone that is right for you. You just have to put yourself out there and try or it will never happen.

>>384913305
Anybody else get the feeling the dad is molesting the son from this.

Only to transfaggots

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>A plat girl used to carry me out of silver in league
>She has now a child
>Mfw no one to carry my ass now

>>384913019
>Not just dropping the mask for one round and absolutely wrecking them before going back to taking it easy and letting them win.
Take solace in their complaining and spluttering that the character didn't do what they wanted or whatever excuse they make, and let them enjoy themselves. Play it all off like it was just a weird bug or bad round and let them go back to winning and enjoying themselves. If they're smart, they'll realize what you're doing anyway.

And never try to teach someone to play the first time they pick up a game, you autist. Tell them the basic controls, then just let them fuck around and play. If they ask you a question, fill them in, but try not to let your explanation drag on. If they start really getting into the game or expressing an interest in getting better at it, that's when you try to teach them to play.

>>384913305
>Yelling at grandma
you fucked up big time and you know it.

>>384913305
Your dad got some sick bars, though.

>>384911381

Yeah, it was nice. We'd snuggle together and play.

Absolutely.

I'm complete trash at Tetris. Stayed up till 6 am once playing a friend and losing over and over again.

>>384913525
You should quit league while you can.
I know it's addicting but I believe in you. Better now than at the end where you realized you wasted thousands of hours and got nowhere. Unless you play it with friends mostly then I guess that's OK.

>>384909539
i also know of 2 female players that could beat my ass in vsav regularly.

>>384911513
>Gif isn't looping
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

>>384913482
I mean that's a fair point, it's something a lot of people go through
I just wonder if I would happy circumventing all of it and skipping to the part where I die old and alone
the problem is whether I can live by myself and be happy I guess

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>>384913305
>crying because losing to your grandma at video games
>crying because it was Wii Tennis

>>384913772
>girls playing vsav
>anyone playing vsav
Where can I find this magical place?

>>384911007
Smash is popular enough that the skill level between even the best casual and worst competitive player would be enourmous.
It's like saying 'my gf has a degree in cryptology but I used to like maths in school (and I'm a man) so I regularly work out codes quicker than shde does'

>meet a girl in wow back in the day
>power lesbian and really fun to be around with
>for about a year we hang around all night every night
>probably the best online buddy ever
>suddenly "she" talks about someone talking about "her" and its a guy's name
>she was a dude all along and it was only due to a misunderstanding that I thought its a girl
That was a very weird feeling I can tell you that much

>>384913761
My PC died so i can't play that game even if i wanted, Not that i miss it btw, community is full of literal children and attention whores

>>384908275
no, no i have not
my older sister used to ask me to do certain levels or stuff for her on crash, crazy taxi, theme hospital, all sorts of shit her tiny female brain couldn't understand, i was about 8 which means she'd have been 16

Yep. My older sister beat me in DDR, also when I was like 5 she beat me in crash team racing because she was 10 but that's the extent of it

>>384912963
Tell her if she wants to grind the same mission over and over she might as well play a fun game like Monster Hunter.

Women don't play vidya
If you see one buy vidya merch then its probably a gift or they're gonna use it for a background in their selfie

>>384911164
Loved that game.

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>>384908275

>Have you ever lost to a girl in a vidya in your whole life?

No, I'm not a fucking scrub

>>384908275
yeah I used to play games with my lil sisters when we were kids. one of them was my superior at scrubbing the controller in killer instinct gold

plus statistically at least a few of the randos that have killed me in online games have to have been females

>>384908275
I've never played vidya with a girl in my whole life.

>>384914174
How did you get this picture of me? Please delete it this instant.

>>384909274
>/pol/

>>384913305
I don't believe that you're that big of a shit head. Daddy should have taken you out back with the shotgun.

>>384913525
>Needs to be carried out of silver
May as well just off yourself now

>>384908275
I or another guy wins 90% of the time, but the only girls I normally play with are the kind that are only into videogames because their significant other is.

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>>384908275
I have never -EVER- seen a girl that was good at video games, there have been a couple I've known that were competent but never "good". Women are statistically fucking horrible at video games, this is a fact.

>>384908275
Probably but it's not something I've thought about

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>>384913305
>Whether this is true or not, you know there are people out there who do behave this way
>You will never ever come even close to them, no matter how socially autistic you may consider yourself otherwise
Man, thanks for the cheer up.

I only know like, 2 women who actually play video games that aren't shitty smart phone apps or animal crossing and they are not very good.

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>>384914206
>Not playing against good girls
>Only played against scrub girls, thinking all girls are bad

Enjoy that mindset whilst you still can. You've probably been beaten by a girl before without realizing, Taintmaster64.

>>384912137
I do that, but it'ss not that you can just fuck off in a relationship, it's a relationship for a reason.

>>384908275
>Be pretty good tekken 1-4 player a few years ago.
>Top of my city tourney for tekken and a good player of other fightan games.
>Stop playing after 5 came out so never really touched the online side of the new tekkens.

>Playing Trickster online (cartoony asian MMO)
>chatting with a much higher level who is also a girl, joke that I could take them in pvp.
>Go to PVP and obviously lose to the much higher level.
>All good fun and lols
>Say to high level "ahh well I could whoop you in a game of tekken anyways" as a joke.
>High level takes it seriously and says we should have a game.
>Get into game of tekken 5, jump right into a fight. I hold my own but am clearly outplayed.
>check stats of girl
>like the 11th best tekken player in the entire EU

I mean I had not played tekken in a while and was not used to tekken 5, but I was still very much beat by a girl.

My gf had to constantly bail me out when we played that Phish song on Rockband 3 because I was on expert and she was on medium

Other than that, I can't remember it ever happening

>>384908275
Not that I'm aware of.

I've never seen a girl who's good at video games. I'm not saying they don't exist. I've just never met them.

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>>384912137
>man
>actual video game
>woman
>mobileshit

Both are also total fucking losers, i can't really complain about what I'm seeing here.

>>384909320

>Women have gone to EVO

Trannys don't count.

>>384908275
My ex-gf beat me at Tetris and sometimes at Bust-a-move, but that's pretty much it.

>>384908275
My mom, that's about it. She sits around and plays video games all day though.

>>384915381
post pics

>>384913335
I guarantee you've also played a lot of shitty games, and yet here you are.

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>>384909518
beating a girl in a game is a fucking dickmove idiot

>>384915345
>tfw don't play Dr. Mario with mum anymore

>>384911876
:(

>>384908275
the only woman i've ever encountered face-to-face that was 100% better than me was at a DDR machine in an arcade. but then again, just about anyone is better than me because i don't play DDR and thus suck ass at it, along with rythm games in general.

otherwise, never met i player that i knew was female and beat me.

Never really had a girl that can compare across the board like I do. It's a shame too, because I know that those women exist in large numbers from what I see on the internet. My town just had a bunch of idiot women who wanted to get blacked and seem like bimbos.

Bonus: We had five black men in our town tops. State capital too, so it wasn't small or anything.

I play Mario Kart with my GF.
We only started two days ago, but she is getting the hang of it, despite never using a controller ever before, I'm proud of her. I really hope I will lose to her, someday

>>384909320
They normally don't get involved with the competitive scene due to guys who either hit on them constantly or belittle them.

In response to OP, my ex girlfriend used to beat me at Mortal Kombat often. Nothing else though.

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>>384913305
You deserve every bit of what you got and then some you fucking autistic embarrassment, how could you treat your grandma like that? I'd actually kill people to just see my grandma again. Seriously if this is real you need to off yourself, no one will miss you.

>>384909274
its too late

Men have far more rods in their retinas than women, and women have far more cones in their eyes than men. It is partially what gives men the leg-up in video games, because rods are responsible for our detection of movement and outlines, which makes us suitable for hunting and, by extension, video games. In actions that require detecting subtle differences in color, such as gathering herbs and fruit without picking poisonous varieties, women typically do a better job

Fun fact, ~12% of women have an extra kind of cone in their retinas that allow them to see ultraviolet colors that no one else can. Many of them never learn that their vision is special.

>>384908275
My ex was never too good at most skill-based games, but I could never consistently win against her in more casual titles like Tetris, Divekick, etc. I feel like the less buttons the game had, the worse I was at it

My crush/girlfriend in middle school beat me in Melee and Soul Calibur a bunch.

>>384914148
"Bite your tongue, Pleb." was the response. She gets enough of that kinda talk from me.
Funnily enough, MH was what she was playing on the 3DS before.

>>384912137
No, I've had real relationships this isn't reality. My women would bitch if I did anything other then spend all my free time with them, god forbid play video games for over an hour. I do miss having sex but I'd rather just work out at the gym, play games and watch anime.

>>384908275
My sister used to beat me at Mario Kart when we were little, haven't played in a long time.

>>384913305
>dad loudly says 'My son can't even defeat his old grandmother, he's a big fat beached whale sand shover!'
Why didn't you get mad at him instead of her? Also why would he be such a dick? Did he ever apologize?

>>384912137
This is fucking disgusting, I get the sentiment in the caption and agree but why are they subhuman slobs?

>>384915727
Thanks for this interesting and insightful post anon.

>>384915790
>this isn't reality
Speak for yourself, my gf and I have spent hours doing nothing but playing EDF 4.1 and cumming (typically not simultaneously)

>>384911121
>i totally did it bro, the game even has replays to prove it.
>except i deleted it
>but it totally happened, i destroyed her psychologically by calling her a girl!

yeah, yeah whatever you say anon.

>>384915173

>good girls

There's no such thing

Even the ones that play professionally are not that good

>>384915727
>Fun fact, ~12% of women have an extra kind of cone in their retinas that allow them to see ultraviolet colors that no one else can.
FUCKING FEMINIST MISANDRY REEEEEEEEE

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Depends. Does it count as losing if it's 8-player Smash Bros. with items turned on?

>>384908275
The president of videogames club was a girl when I was there. She could beat my ass in a few games. Of course I had her number in melee but she could give me a good beatdown in smash 4 for sure

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>>384908275
My sister can occasionally beat me in fighting games, though she only uses top tier characters

>>384915773
I'm sorry for your loss

>>384915238
>tfw i will never have fun playing rock band with my friends ever again

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>Playing DDR at Round One
>Pretty decent, but not perfect
>Girl who was playing earlier asks to 1v1
>Pick smooooch on hardest
>We're completely even for the first half of the song
>We're both even, haven't missed a bit
>Suddenly the fire alarm goes off
>Have to leave machine and building
>Never saw her afterwards
>Never got to know who was better at DDR

One day we shall meet again

>>384916207
Actually speaking of which. There was one time where I got super fucking embarrassed.
>fledgling at melee
>go to my first tourney, a local at my college
>a girl peach player is my first opponent
>go 1-2 and lose the set

It was close but FUCK. She beat my friend and some other guy too though she was definitely competent at the game. My friend at the time was slightly worse than me but went on to be a much stronger player a little later on.

>>384913903
It would be like saying your gf is an expert at candyland, but you were able to beat her with little experience.

>>384916010
Not sure if samefagging me or serious.
What's your account name anyway? Just got the game this last week myself and it seems pretty tight knit. Keep seeing a lot of the same usernames over and over.

>>384916181
did you come 1st? Because if not you lost.

Yeah.
Button mashing in fighting games always works against me.

>>384915674
>or belittle them
Guys constantly shit on each other, women just can't handle the bantz

>>384916535
We've only played offline so far so you wouldn't have seen us

>>384912137
>comic portarits situation that is most likely based on author's life/experience
>claims itself and the opinions contained withing it to be "fact"

i hate this kind of obnoxious shit.

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>>384915727
I don't know where you get the fact that rods are used for any kind of vision in video games. Rods are present only in the periphery of the retina while the fovea is 100% cones, which in fact build 90% of your visual space.
You cover more than a small spot in front of you because your eyes use saccades to scan the environment unto the foveal area. Rods are mostly useless in daylight vision in humans.
Males have more rods because the eye is a bit bigger on average, but foveas are not, so you have more rods to fill in the peripheral space. The number of rods or photoreceptors is irrelevant anyway since they tile the retina anyway.
The differencies are all due to higher order processing in the superior colliculus/Visual cortex and probably the priority systems like V4
Those are by the way basic facts you can find in any neurophysiology textbook, while your story sounds like the popsci shit that pass as american education.

>>384908275
Nope. I actually cannot remember a time when a grill has beaten me at any Vidya game, online, or local.

My wife is a better halo player than I am. That's basically it though, she's terrible at everything else.


Needless to say we play halo a lot.

>>384908275
Can i get porn of this pink slut getting railed while playing video games?

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>>384913305
God, I hate it when 2nd-tier relatives come over

>pic related

>>384908275
probably online but I wouldn't know since I don't see anything other then the characters they use and usernames.

>>384917178
why is the door so high up?

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>>384916978
That's convenient.

My sister used to beat me at Mario Party when I was 9, then again she was already in high school at that point and she's an ultra normie.

>>384917178
>Looks like anon finally came out of the attic!

>>384910258
>missing the joke to make an asshurt comeback

Weebshitter detected.

>>384915425
yep, here i am instead of playing video games.

>>384917178
Holy shit this dude must be a fucking ogre

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>>384913805
triggered me too so I fixed it

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>>384917178
>>384917517

>So what is your girlfriend doing?

A friend of mine can kick my ass any day at Skullgirls.

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>>384917730
>tfw younger cousins are getting bfs and gfs

>>384908275
Yeah, a few times. For the most part it doesn't bother me. What bothers me is that they insult themselves saying "haha, you got beat by a girl". It is then that I gain conscious of dumb they are.

Probably, who the fuck knows the gender of thousands upon thousands of people we interact with in online games.

>>384908275
Local multiplayer? No. Online? How the fuck should I know

>>384917178
It's a picture from a staircase that has the hand/door shopped in. Notice how the hand is stretched.

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>>384908275
So lads how do we force women to conform to the tumblr version of events instead of the real world?

>>384917978
They're just joking around because it gets your hackles up, anon

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>>384917971
>tfw younger cousin is a depressed loser nerd just like me

>>384917665
I guarantee you've read a ton of shitty threads, and yet here you are.

I just hate this mentality of "oh no, something bad happened to me! better abandon all hope of happiness and become a hermit XD"

>>384917178
>8 foot tall autistic ogre enters the room
>WHERE MY NUGGIES AUUAGGHGHAHUAUUUAU

>>384918028
We start slut shaming them, raping them, demanding them to work for lower pay than men.

>>384918121
t. Someone who doesn't understand the concept of trauma

>>384918121
Yeah, but I don't get emotionally invested in threads and feel like fucking killing myself for two to three years when going into a shitty one.

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>>384917971
>tfw your younger cousin will never be your bf

>>384918129
More like
>8 foot tall autistic ogre enters the room
>FUCKING MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN BITCHES BE MIRIN SHE WANTS TO FUCK

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>>384917730
>Hey Anon, have you found a girl you like yet?

>>384918320
a bit gay

>>384913482
>Eventually you will find someone that is right for you
Not him, but I live in the literal middle of no where so small that there aren't even fast food restaurants here outside of a lone, sad looking subway. Closest shopping area (walmart or whatever) is about an hour and a half away driving on highways. This town only has the very old and the very young, most people leave after high school. But at the same time, I have a very good job opportunity here working for a local ISP to build up experience and money, and on top of that the ISP gives better overall benefits that most other competing companies at my experience level. My chances of meeting somebody at all I connect with within 100 miles, let alone who would be willing to travel to meet me (or likewise) by online dating is extremely slim. And by the time I've built up enough money and experience to move, I'll already be well within my 30's with no dating experience at all.

Realistically, I'm figuratively fucked where I'm at even if I put myself out there because I truly doubt I will find somebody.

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>Jesus Christ, Onii'chan! You're such a fucking scrub. We thought you were good a the game

>>384917517

oh my fucking god my fucking sides

>>384908275
Yep, she was a Peach player and an absolute beast.

My gf is really fucking good at a few racing games. Haven't had non online competition in games since I was 17. Feels good to play games with someone in person and have to try your hardest and still loose half the time.

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>>384918024

>>384917971
younger cousins are already married and have kids. my life is fucked. my uncle use to think i was gay until he realized that even most gay dudes have probably had some kind of relationship by this point.

yeah I asked my gf how to win civil war as the south in Vic2 and she totally did it

>>384918129
>>384918331
>8 foot tall autistic ogre enters the room
>VROOM VRRROOOM

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>>384918591
Listen to this fag

>>384918417
Farmersonly.Com my friend
Just say you are an autism farmer.

>>384918591
I hope you mean Heavenly Kingdom

>>384908275
yeah at sonic R despite never playing it before

>>384918690
I don't like country music, rednecks, and there isn't any farming here. And I hate the attitude people have of "I'M A TRUE REDNECK BECAUSE I DO X RETARDED THINGS HA HA".

Not even once

>>384918423
Verbal abuse masochism > Physical abuse masochism

>>384908275
Actually yes. A friend would usually beat me in Capcom vs SNK 2 back when it was released for GC. Goddamn you Paola and your goddamn Nakoruru.

>>384913395
In the same boat man, so I just focus on gaining money and enjoying my hobbies.

>>384916816
This. A big part of competitiveness is trash talking, regardless of your sex(my wife doesn't understand this). Just don't take things to heart when an autist smashes his controller next to you, he's just autistic and hates himself

>>384909536
you imply that this place hasn't been like this since 2008.

>>384918292
>>384918308
You guys seriously need to lighten up. No wonder women don't feel bad about griefing you.

>>384916010
>not simultaneously

lmao git gud faggot

>>384918458
>tfw at least drug users are getting outside and socializing

My GF and I compete to see who can finish a SMW level faster. At first I used to beat her a lot then I let her win because she's TOO competitive. To the point where she's cried, said she's useless, and even spent nights trying to get better. I'm just mechanically better solely based on having more experience playing Vidya. I don't even try, but SAME is her favorite game so if I beat her at anything there she gets offended.

My sister and I were huge Crash Bandicoot fans. We were both excited as fuck when the N Sane trilogy was announced. She let me borrow her PS4 so I could play through it first.

A few days ago she came over and wanted to play. She started out on N Sanity Island and lost about 15 lives before she reached the end. she wasn't able to finish any other levels.

tl;dr women are generally shit at video games unless it's turn based RPGs

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>>384908275
my husband gets very upset when i'm better at games than he is. he refuses to play smash bros. for this reason. same with ffxiv.

>>384908275
My brothers girl friend is actually fucking good at video games. She beats me occasionally in Rise of Nations and starcraft etc.

>>384919862
You gotta take into consideration one thing. You've played Vidya all your life. She only played when she was younger.

>>384909152

I am more furious about assuming that sofa's gender.

I thought I did. When we first met (online), we were quite competitive in various game. She had a small edge over me in most games, and would completely wreck me in most fighting games (to be fair, she was tourneyfag level in one). I'm no shitter in games, so my ego took a hit when I played against her and lost.

Then after several years she told me that she was actually a guy. Biggest relief of my life.

So never.

>>384919840
There was this mario party ripoff flash game I played a few times while waiting for my gf to get ready. She wanted to give it a try and got annihilated.
Since then she practiced for like an hour or two a day so she could do it as well as I did. She tried this for like a month and never got close.
I think she couldn't handle how well I was able to do something with no effort.

>>384920181
Actually, she still plays video games regularly. She mostly sticks to JRPGs and a few western RPGs though. Kingdom Hearts is her favorite series.

>>384912137
You'd think that with their dual income they would be able to get a better living situation going.

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The only "girls" who are good at games are the faggots playing dress-up you see on here and around the internet.

My sister played a Mario game with me where you could fight each other to steal lives. She'd just steal all of mine and play the entire coop run solo.

>>384909152
I think that's more a byproduct of both people looking feminine. The author had to express gender somehow, and fell back on stereotypes.

This is what I hate about tumblr. Being able to avoid using stereotypes to show emotions, identity, etc is HARD. It takes talented people to concisely express something so complex.
Hounding a webcomic artist who clearly has little talent is just going to ensure aspiring artists pursue other careers, not make sure they do things properly.

Only one girl, only one game. A girl I basically grew up with who somehow got so good at Mario Kart Wii that I just couldn't keep up. And I was really invested in it at the time.

Other than that, no.

>>384908275
My mother is way better that games like Tetris than I am, and can some how consistently beat me in fighting games in spite of not knowing any of the character's moves.

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>>384920058
Listen to this fag

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>all these people posting about their gfs

>>384908275
Like in a competitive situation no, but I used to have my cousin fish for me in animal crossing because my reflexes were shit.

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My friend is one of the best duelers in GW2 I know of, I never beat her

>>384919840
she has some pretty deep-seated self-esteem issues, anon. talk to her about it.

>>384920276
Fuck I think I married that same woman. She hates the fact that I'm better at games without even trying. I've even tried getting her to play the least mechanic and more story heavy games. But no, she wants to be good at the hard shit. (That's not even hard)

>>384920931
I think what they're missing is that there are some gaming fundamentals that come second nature to us from years and years of playing.
The flash game I was referring to was a collection of minigames, so I had basically seen everything involved in one form or another before. For her it was like learning a new genre within a few seconds every time the game switched.
Also I'm retarded. It was a warioware ripoff not a mario party one.

>>384920930
I have. Her mom pretty much ruined her self view growing up she also had this idea that if she's better at it I'll respect her more(not true, I'll always respect her). But it only happens with Vidya at least.

>>384920698
>all three people posting about their """"""""gf's""""""""
ftfy

>>384909518
>She was known for being the best girl in the state
The best at sucking dick you idiot

>>384917549
>i was only pretending to be retarded

>>384908275

Bit of a long greentext

>Be me
>17 years of age
>Friend started dating a Danny Divito genderswap "Pro gamer"
>She talks aboout how great she is at fighting games
>Friend says "Yeh man shes great im so glad to have a gamer girlfriend"
>Cringe
>She challenges me to Blazblue
>Say ok, expecting to lose
>Beat her 5 times in a row, she started to get humble mad
>Friend was getting frustrated because she didn't want to hold his hand and shit
>LaughingGirls.jpg
>"Why don't you face me in Street fighter then scrub!!" She sounded pissed, I went ahead and said yes.
>She mained Ibuki, showing off how she had won 2 small tournys with her.
>I won on a best 2 out of three with Cammy, losing the 2nd one and winning first and third.
>My friend gets mad at me for pissing her off
>she ended up turning him into a actual cuckhold by getting into a fat gross neckbeard orgy with three other guys he didn't know.

She is still trying to break out into the competitive scene, blames the patriarchy for not enough sponsored woman.

>TL;DR I lost once to my friends fat ugly girlfriend on Street fighter 4

>>384917024
>source: my ass

fpbp

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>>384921207
>she also had this idea that if she's better at it I'll respect her more(not true, I'll always respect her)

Aww, that's cute faggot

>>384909320
>Women have gone to EVO
You mean, like Kana Ueda at the latest Gundam Vs? Who was only there because her partner was saving her ass constantly, whereas all she did all the time was scream for help and die and be a nuisance 'til they hit a mid-level opponent who thoroughly raped them?

Don't get me wrong. I love her voice work. But if you think she got there on vidya meritocracy alone, you're fucking crazy. Though then again, you might consider her voice itself the aspect of merit that got her there, in which case I guess having a vagina that turns betas into jobbers would also count as a point of merit.

Just imagine Kana Ueda on that Blazblue top 8. Fucking jej.

>>384916037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xscfron_tjk
Not that anon, but its not so hard to believe that there are certain men/women who can tilt easily in games

>>384921542
Why call me a faggot?

>>384911380
>He fell for that old prank
I hope you realize some pro behind the scenes was probably playing while she mashed on a stick that wasn't even on or connected.

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>>384921728
Spite.

>>384908275
Tetris. I knew a girl who was ridiculously good at it. Not grandmasters tier, but really high up there.

>>384921659
>Two stunning and brave young women were forced to the point of a breakdown by overwatch's toxic ranked matching system.
>Their story reveals the pressure of being a mercy main.

My friend/roommate destroys everyone she plays in mean bean machine

I don't know how she does it

No.

I've met women who weren't horrific at video games, but I've never met one who had that competitive drive to be really good.

>>384921757
Nah, I've seen this kinda thing before. Dad is probably decent and playing SF is something they bond over.

>>384908275
Once to a girl in Mario Kart
I fucked her that week

>>384919979
smash bros melee?

No but this was pretty funny.

>playing kirby superstar with random traphouse slut
>let her play as kirby out of courtesy
>she keeps sucking and dying
>"let me play as kirby"
>she gets all pissy and storms off

>>384921757
Maybe you're right, but this was a pretty small convention and I highly doubt any pro player where there

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>>384921475
oh, is the little american liberals buttblasted that he has not an education and must rely on ted talks to get is knowledge?

kandel, chapter 26 and 27 as an introduction. Scholarly references are present at the end of each chapter if you want more information, not that you could understand them

>>384908275
No but then again i know one girl that is into games.