>"What did you just say to my girl?"

Sequel when?

>>384908118
She's got a bigger dick.

>>384908118
FUCK YOU

>>384908118

There a SFM of them somewhere.

>>384908118
you're waifu is shit

>tfw we will never see truly edgy Dante-Tameem, only the castrated tryhard he got reduced to
It's your fault /v/.
If you didn't stop Tameem, we'd have a real meme game, not this kinda OK game with some goofy lines.

>>384908118
Lol shut up emo fag

>>384908118
USED GOODS

"I said you both have the same haircut"

>>384908118
That's some grade-A edgy shit right there.

SHE'S MY WAIFU, YOU FUCKBOY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>384908207
Sequel for both when

>>384908118
We didn't say shit about her, it's you we were talking about.

>>384908440
>tfw we will never see Dino-Vergil force-feeding Mundus his aborted children

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>>384908440
>kinda OK game

I have no Idea what your talking about, a shitty meme game is exactly what we got.

>>384908118
i love her footjob animations in SFM

>>384911938
*tips hivemind*

>>384911723
Why the fuck do you want a DmC sequel?

>>384912023
Is it really a hivemind when it's general consensus that DmC is trash?

>>384912945
>general consensus
On /v/

It's a solid 6.5/10

>>384913043
>It's a solid 6.5/10

DMC2 is a 6.5

DmC is like a 3.

>>384912945
You can trash the writing, the music or the art direction all you want but don't even try to deny that the combat are not solid.

>>384912945
I don't keep up with the latest hivemind fads. I liked it.

>>384913121
*tips hivemind echo chamber separated from reality and consensus*

>>384908118
FUCK YOU

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>>384913313
>but don't even try to deny that the combat are not solid.

except I can.

it's a massive downgrade that panders to the edgelords that love the shitty writing

>>384913313
The combat is complete dumpster vomit trash just like literally every Western action game ever fucking made, ever.

People who aren't Japanese are simply incapable of making a good action game.

>>384908118
That's Claire's girl

>>384913313

Literally the worst thing about it is the gameplay. Get the fuck out.

>>384913475
One of the mooks in the game automatically teleported out and countered if you kept him in the air for too long. Why didn't they give that to Vergil?

>>384914226
because Ninja Theory are hacks

How I miss the times on /v/ before this shit game got released. Was such a blast in those threads.

Also, fuck you.

>>384908118
>not "..my prom date"
You fucked up.

Started playing this this morning. There was the big backlash against it when it came out but I don't think it's too bad.

>DMC5 begins right as DmC is ending
>Donte and Vorgel are arguing
>Nero shows up and revs his sword, cuts Vorgel in Half who deforms into a nasty looking demon
>Kat's head explodes to reveal a demonic TV Camera
>Donte's face splits in half to reveal pretender demon, pissed that Nero interrupted their production with a gay lispy accent
>Nero throws up his hands and says "I just wanted to see if there was something better on."
>Opening Fight Scene between Donte actor demon and Nero while Moviecamera Kat is filming it

>>384911938
>a shitty meme game
lel /v/ was so embarrassingly wrong about this game it was funny
Stay in denial /v/

>>384914071
10/10 shitpost
combat was fantastic

the fact that DmC is still the best 3D character action game the west has to offer is a fucking embarrassment to this entire half of the globe.
we should just stop making attempts at this altogether.

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>>384911907
>we'll never get Vorgilsaurus
>we'll never get to post in pre-DmC release threads again

>>384908118
Fuck you.

>>384914940
>>384914858
Please do everyone a favor and actually play Devil May Cry 3 before posting in a Devil May Cry thread.

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>>384913313
Oh man I love the combat, especially the bosses
I just fucking love how there's no fucking lock-on, too.

>>384914940
Go home, Tameem.

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>>384908118
I said she a ho and her pussy whack nigga now square up

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>>384915209
>inb4 le punching bag enemies that don't hit back

I love how all the detractors talk like DMD is just the easiest shit.

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>>384915308
Fucking exhilarating shit right here, gets the fucking blood pumping.

>>384915209
Played them all, you need to try harder.
It DIFFERENT from the other games. But still fantastic
/v/s most embarressing days

>>384915509
>different
as in it's been dumbed down for literal babies who probably actually play God of War.

>>384915509
This.

>>384915209
I actually tried, but dropped it at the two sword dudes - the 4th boss I think ("death", cerberus, the flying worm, sword dudes).
The camera and controls were just so atrocious I couldn't deal with it. It was tedious and painful.

If DMC3 had sane camera and controls I'd gladly play it to see what is the hype all about.

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>>384908118
He dijo que soy tú cita para el baile, saco de mierda.

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>>384915509
>But still fantastic

This was pretty great honestly. I remember the ever ending shit storm back when it came out, I legit think some people on here committed suicide.
Only real complaints is the writing is bland, it's not bad, just uninspired.
Combat was great despite changes.
The level design was FUCKING INCREDIBLE, still shocked no one gives it credit for that.
Soundtrack was second best in the series.

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>>384908118
I'll tell you what I said. I told her to bend over, because I'm about to fuck your girl, Dante.

>>384915849
is that your argument, a gif

>>384915863
>Soundtrack was second best in the series.

the wubstep was shit

>>384915863
the soundtrack is the worst by default for even having dubstep in it

>>384915749
*dicho.

>>384915690
>Agni and Rudra
>the camera and controls were just so atrocious
>boo hoo my pussy hurts

That fight is fantastic. Then again, it's only particularly enjoyable once you grasp the gameplay.

>>384915965
you can literally 2-shot that boss on the highest difficulty and get SSS for it.

>>384915965
yes, FOOTAGE FROM THE GAME is my argument

>>384915863
Levels are cool with all the transformations and shit, but I wouldn't call it a good level design.
I'd expect a well designed game to have multiple paths you could take, while most levels in DmC were just decorated lines.

>>384915967
>>384915968
must suck being old

>>384915690
Oh fuck... Is this a troll? Or is this summer? Or am I just getting older?

>>384916161
must suck having no standards

>>384914940
>>384914858
Fuck you.

>>384916159
Linear levels design, that not these games, that's an entire design style.
Still stand by absolute best design in the franshise

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>>384914940

Color coded enemies are dumb and you're dumb.

>>384916217
>you like this genre
>no standards
maybe you should stick to games
music is obviously not your strong area

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>>384916357
>my opinion is the correct one

>wanna be good at 4Dante
>too stupid for it
N-ninja Gaiden is better anyways ;-;
>>384915967
>>384915968
Combichrist is ok though

>>384916054
It's not about difficulty - I can handle buttrape when it's fair.
I can't deal with horribly designed controls with randomly switching camera positions.

I want to fight dudes in the game, not the terribly written input transformations.

DmC has consistent controls and camera. Even with its random retargetting, it's still way less painful than the idiotic fixed camera bullshit only a retard could call good.

>>384916489
>music is obviously not your strong area
says someone who likes dubstep

>>384913043
>It's a solid 6.5/10
I don't know what kind of backwards scale you live by where 6.5/10 isn't trash.

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>>384916584

Its really cute how you think that's an argument of how color coded enemies in a Devil May Cry game are okay.

>>384916641
I'm complete and utter dogshit at 4 Dante.

I'm an untouchable god at 3 though.

>>384916584
>absolutely break the flow of the combat
>pigeonholed into using a small selection of your weapons
>somehow good design

>>384916352
but DMC1 has the best level design in the series

>>384916159
Every DMC except the first one is linear as fuck, and even the first one is only non-linear in a select few missions.

>>384908440
> tfw we will never see truly el exterminador de demonios
Eeeeeeh pendejos!

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I only bought it recently (for €2.50 in CEX) after years of laughing at the memes and reviews etc, and I actually can't believe how fucking ropey it is.

Texture pop-in everywhere, broken AI for a lot of enemies that makes them just strafe around you (including the final fucking boss), shaders don't work, repeatedly got stuck on scenery thanks to bad collision detection, levels were bland as fuck corridors, etc.
And, this is more personal opinion, but all the supposedly "inspired" or "original" artistic design was not only unoriginal to games in general, but was unoriginal to DMC. DMC2 did living buildings with black slime and evil oligarchs that live in suspended office tower "cores" already, 1 did mirror worlds, 3 did brotherly rivalry better, etc. The few bits that were original, like having Donte platform across news graphics and idents, should have been used more often. I can't understand why they had me spend four fucking levels in an upsidedown world when they had that in the backburner, only wheeling it out for the Bob Barbas fight.

Really, really, really, shouldn't have called it "Devil May Cry". Should have just went with a more original story about demons running the world They Live style. Instead we got a game that looks inferior by comparison that shoe-horned tropes from the previous games in there at their own detriment. Too different to be DMC, too similar to be it's own thing.

>>384916771
I used to be great at 3 too, but it's been awhile since then so I'm rusty as shit
>can't land perfect RGs anymore
feels bad, but I could learn again. I'll probably never be good with 4Dante though, my fingers constantly slip off the d-pad when I'm style switching & I don't like the rest of 4 enough to justify learning to not be a shitter. I get it had lots of dev issues & I'm sorry the team had to deal with that, but so much of the game is boring. Dante is the best part of the boring love story campaign but I don't like his personality as much as 1 or 3 & half the game being "lol just do it backwards" is trash. I don't mind backtracking but there's a fine line between backtracking & literally doing the same level backwards

His name, btw is Dante, but he prefers to go by his nickname, which is ___ _____ ______

>>384916641
>Combichrist

never heard of him

>>384917836
Yeah 4 was left in an awful state.
and I just can't style switch for the life of me, I can't take my thumb off the movement controls, that goes against like 20 years of instincts from playing literally every other video game ever made.

>>384908118

A perfect ship made in DeviantArt hell.

>>384917935
His name is Donte.

>>384917935
your prom date

>>384917935
____ _ ____ ____ __ __, ___'_ ___ _____?

>>384917958
They did the vocal tracks & most non-boss enemy tracks for DmC. The game was my first experience with them & although I'm indifferent about it I'm glad it at least introduced me to them, they're great. Or they were, but their new stuff is iffy

>>384915308
Is this on Easy?

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>pop into thread
>/v/ is still seething with hate over this game
>I thoroughly enjoyed
>read threw comments of how it ruined their lives
>mfw

>>384918080
They actually look good toghether though, strange as it is

>>384918249
It's on Normal but it's no different on DMD, you can literally 2shot the second to last boss and get an SSS on the highest difficulty.

the boss in webm related you can easily drain one entire life bar in 3 hits and get SSS as well on DMD.

game is a fucking joke made for actual toddlers. thanks God of War, I'm so glad you ruined the genre.

>>384918079
I "crabhand" a lot for vidya so taking my thumbs off the stick doesn't bug me(although I just use my index to style switch based on advice I got so no thumb movements necessary) but you've gotta be fast with switching in 4 & that's what fucks me the most.

>>384913121
There is no fucking way you could possibly think this. Despite its flaws and stupid shit DmC is so much more competently made compared to the trainwreck that is DMC2.

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>>384918261
Feels good, doesn't it?
I get the same kick out of Order of Ecclesia and Skyward Sword.

>>384918450
Quit playing it on easy mode then you pussy

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>>384918450
>It's on Normal but it's no different on DMD, you can literally 2shot the second to last boss and get an SSS on the highest difficulty.
Proofs?
Also, only the patched version counts. Early release doesn't, because it was outdated a month after release.

>>384918667
Order of Ecclesia is widely considered to be really good, the only problems are the crappy sidequest system and the level design.

Skyward Sword however is actually a piece of shit and I felt insulted while playing it.

>>384918604
You underestimate how much /v/ shit all over itself when this came out. This board hasn't lost its mind like that before or since. There were a few suicides.

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>That video of the mexican dub that modded a moustache onto his face and a tire onto his shirt

>>384918701
>had to add difficulty and nerf broken shit in patches

meanwhile DMC3 came out on the PS2 and never needed a patch to be the best action game of all time.

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>>384914782

I for one will NOT let your post go unoticed anon.

I would love this as a trailer/demo.

>yfw there will never be another DmC because the game flopped hardcore

I've never seen anything as beautiful as the hardcore community banding together to shit all over this game.

I don't get the point of posting that outdated boss 2shot gif because there's so many other arguments you could make against the bosses in DmC
>constant cutscenes
>Vergil and Meatflap Monkey are the only two that are actually mobile
>Bob Barbass is wasted potential

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>>384918902
>to be the best action game of all time

>>384918792

Skyward Sword is such a mixed bag. It has some really shitty parts and its general sense of progression is indeed insulting to the player's intelligence, and yet it has some truly brilliant moments and ideas worthy of the Zelda name, not to mention was the first Zelda in over a decade to dare to challenge the series' status quo. It's such a rollercoaster of quality.

>>384919257
please tell me what's better. The only acceptable answer is Ninja Gaiden Black.

>>384919032
>game has stellar critical review
>/v/ goes on every single website to smash it
>has horrible user reviews because of this
>there will never be a DmC sequel
what a waste

>>384919430
>Being this thoroughly /v/-core

I say this every time the game comes up: DmC is not bad. It's average. Is it going to go down in history as the pinnacle of it's genre? No. Is it a DMC2, a Superman 64, a Sonic 06? Also no. It is a cringy, melodramatic, competently put together middle management pleasing game. If you had never played a Devil May Cry you would have every reason to enjoy the gameplay. By the same token, it's never going to compete with the rest of its lineage. The game is consistently less than 15 dollars on steam now and at that price it is absolutely worth playing. Play it for what it is, don't expect trash but don't expect a masterpiece either.

>>384919524
>critics
the same """critics""" who probably give God of War positive ratings. They don't know shit about action games.

It's a fun casual action game that runs unreasonably well on PC.

It's bar none the worst DMC game by a lot though.

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>>384918261
>>384918667
Pssssh good to see fellow wicked mind who enjoys suffering of others

You hate this game? Ha ha well too bad I dont give a fuck...

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>>384908118
i asked "Why are you with her,i thought you were gay?"

>>384918792
The problem with OoE is the community.
The CV community is almost as elitist as things like Fire Emblem and Metroid. They're just not as numerous.

But I can understand people who dislike SS. It's just that the reasoning behind some of them is so astonishingly stupid and overblown it's almost cute.

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>>384914071

>>384919603
I'm curious now. What's the best action game of all time?

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>>384919998
Please refer to my follow up.
>>384916765

>>384919603
I'd also accept Shinobi on PS2 or Alien Soldier on Genesis

>>384920101
There isn't really one. That's why it's so contentious, is that there are a few amazing games that play very differently and so different people claim them to be the best.

For the record the one with the most general support is DMC3, but in my opinion 4 surpasses it in several ways. A number of people will also quote Ninja Gaiden Black and Bayonetta at you. But the true answer is that they're all 9.5/10's.

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>>384920421
>bayonetta

>>384920421
4 has better graphics and has more things you can technically do at once but it's blatantly unfinished and a huge chunk of the enemies have a shitty gimmick attached to them that makes the game a chore.

There is nothing fun about Blitz or enemies infected with the parasite.
Also the level design is complete shit and the story is terrible compared to 3. I've got 2000 hours in DMC3 and I don't remember once skipping a cutscene because the cutscenes are so fucking perfect.

>>384920101
God hand
>inb4 memes
>>384920421
>4 surpassing 3
Only in terms of complexity I'd say, there's more to a game than just the combat and there's a lot about 4 that just sucks ass

>>384920671
>God Hand
LOL fuck no, game is unpolished as hell and complete and utter jank from start to finish.

>>384920483
I didn't say it was the best, but many people do. It's competent and I understand why people can enjoy it. It would be ridiculous to suggest that Bayonetta is not near the top of the character action genre.

>>384920670
>>384920671
Yeah, I can definitely agree with that. In the end I just find myself coming back to 4 more often, hence why I said they're all 9.5/10. And I cannot believe I forgot God Hand. It's definitely in that same tier.

>>384920670
My favorite enemies in 4 are the possessed armors, it was really cool how they cordinated with each other & their movesets were fun. They're like the only enemies in 4 I like, the rest are extremely boring, the scarecrows especially, they're by far the most boring beginning first enemy types out of all the good games in the series(1, 3, & 4). They look nicer than the Hells from 3 but their movesets are bland in comparison

>>384920838
I said no memes faget
>>384920884
I think it's the way rebellion feels. It's too short and moving feels slower

>>384908118
PROM DATE
R
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Why is it that when people talk about these games it always brings out the most insufferable faggots. Who know everything about every opinion and act like they've been studying the character action genre for the last 20 years?

>>384922104
Don't look at me, I don't get it myself.
I think the game is alright

>>384922104
It's a combination of weebness, nostalgia goggles, hivemind and elitism.
Kinda like arena shooters to be honest. Except arena shooters are anti-weeb.

>>384920670
2000 hours cutscenes are so fucking perfect. Wat?

>>384918792
>>384918667

I gotta agree with >>384919279, SS did a handful of things really well and packed all the remaining space to the brim with complete shit. Ironically, the motion-controlled combat was the thing the game did best, yet gets the most flak out of any other decision in the game. Not the handholding, shitty bosses, uninspired dungeons, or crap overworlds, they bitch and moan about the one thing it did better than other Zeldas.

>>384923528
>Kinda like arena shooters to be honest.
Fuck you, I bet you shill on those motherfucking QC threads you cockmongling donkey sucker

>>384918792
SS had the best Zelda, the best partner, and best credits theme.

>>384925560
Zelda had a huge jew nose and fetal alcohol syndrome eyes, Fi is literally the worst in the whole franchise (MASTER YOUR BATTERIES), and the game was such a complete shitpile I never even got close to the credits.

>>384925013
>hurf durf quake is the pinnacle of video game design, literally nothing could possibly ever compare to it

>>384925769
Yeah, I'll take things I didn't say for 500 trebeck.

>>384908118
her legs are too shiny

>>384915602
>>384918450
>>384915602
Next time don't make your samefagging so obvious. Just to get some humor out of all this, I'd love to hear why you hate God of War so much. Did your father beat you with a GoW game case when you were a kid or what?