lol so tru xD

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>>384891746
LOL thread?

>>384891746
Cringe FB-tier macro aside, what it says isn't really wrong.

>>384892069

Yeah, sure. You're always the only competent player on your team and everybody works against you, you special special snowflake.

>>384892069
I find it suspicious that /v/ always presents themselves as the person carrying the team.

>>384891746
could someone explain why normalfags memes are always so full of unnecessary labels/titles?

>>384892069

>Losing is everybody's fault but mine.

Literal scrub mentality.

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>>384892069
>what it says isn't really wrong.

It's the "Everyone in the whole world is a retarded sheep, only I realize what's actually going on." syndrome, just applied to games.

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>>384892380
It's like one of those political cartoons. Just terrible.

>>384892380
Thinking and analyzing is hard and it give meanies hurties to my head.

>>384892180
>>384892256
>>384892482
>>384892515
when I'm top scoring every single match and have triple the score of the next highest person on my team I think I have a right to be fucking infuriated at how useless they are

>>384892380
It's not a real joke until even the most abject of mongoloids gets it.

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>>384892524
>tfw cant make good subtle joke and have to label everything
>people actually find it clever
Garrison and Kelly are both retards

>>384892785

>when I'm top scoring every single match

Literally "Hanzo, please switch we are losing" - "suck my dick im gold dmg XD".

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Its not really that my team isn't pulling its that I'm the only guy who has muscles.

>>384892180
>>384892256
>>384892482
>>384892515
You people always come swarming out of the woodwork over shit like this, not even them, but you're lying to yourself and everyone else if you say you've never had those games where like 2-3 people on your side or whatever depending on the game are slavs or BRs or chinamen all playing really poorly who won't or probably can't even coordinate with you, then woops, you lose because there's nothing you can do to work with these people. Or even better when you get even the one guy who's doing the WOAH DUDE WEED shtick and is literally just helping the other team because all they can do is comment on how much they just smoked or drank and then feed. Yes, some people have their dumb shit of "It's everyone's fault but mine" but you don't have to come to the defense of the poor little peruvians who are actually just cancerous growths on your team most of the time.

>>384892921
>Garrison and Kelly are both retards
Then what are you for not understanding that Kelly's shit is just satire?

>>384893039
>Defaults to Overwatch

Gonna go ahead and call that other anon the winner here

>>384892921
In Kelly's defense, I think he is being ironic.
But ironic shitposting is still shitposting, I guess.

>>384892921

Do you know who Kelly works for?

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>>384892008
what was the point in animating this?

>>384893086
It could at least be funny.

>>384892785
the most underage post i've ever seen

>>384892921
>Internets Connector

I think that's the real joke. That is fucking gold.

>>384893206
But it is?

>>384892785
You lose games, getting angry about it just makes you play worse

if you want to win you should play to improve

improve in skill = win more games

even if you become amazing you won't win 100% of games, you should be looking to increase your winrate from 50% -> 51% (or more depending on how much you improve), and you'll start playing vs harder opponents and with better teammates (assuming the game you play as an MMR system)

>>384891746
They targeted gamers. Gamers.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

>>384893070
calm down faggot

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>>384893275
>>people actuall find it clever
This is you. You have shit sense of humour.

>>384892921
This is probably the most stupid appeal to "tradition" I've ever saw in my life.

>>384893195

Lasagna cat is high art.

>>384892008

> being a social retard is the same as being introverted

>>384893394
Maybe you just don't get it.

>>384893296
>titanfall 2 has no matchmaking
>every element of the game caters to letting braindead retards pick off people who know what they're doing with aimbot hitscan 2 bullet to kill garbage
there's no way to not get fucking pissed playing that trash

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>>384893394
this is the pinnacle of humour

>>384893317
Not an argument, I just typed up how it's dumb that people constantly play that shit.

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>>384893471
I get it, it's just a shit attempt at making fun of others.

>>384893624
>at making fun of others
If that's all you see maybe it is time to give up?

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>>384891746

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>>384893736

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>>384893195
Reading Garfield is like experiencing the fever dream at the beginning of Apocalypse Now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw&t

>>384893563
thanks for your input no one asked for

>>384893624
You don't get it.

>>384893821
this one is still my favourite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_NeqMAAsBk

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>>384893195

This is almost as spooky as the actual strip depicting Garfield going mad.

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>>384893819

>>384893828
Same sped.

>>384893624
How do you manage to spell "advise" wrong when you can look up how it's written in the fucking pic.

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>>384893195

>>384893039
>overwatch
I love when people that don't play FPS try and argue

>>384891746
This is probably why fightan and other 1v1 genres will remain niche. Shitters literally think with this scrub mentality.

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>>384894029

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>>384891746
i tried making that image less shit

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LOL

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>>384894216

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>>384894360
LELEEEL

>>384894502
Sauce?

Bullying needs to return in schools

>>384893913
>lasagnacat decal on the car
I'm amazed by the amount of effort put into these videos

>>384894560
no you fucking pedo

>>384893475
>everyone who kills me is aimboting

>>384892515
When I was kid I thought I was the only who could see "through the eyes" and everyone else is an automaton like my dog.

>>384893195
there's a creepypasta named dogworld that's basically this.

>>384894643
Oh boy, you really changed my mind. Here I go after real women!

>lol so tru xD
/v/ has gone even more to shit than I expected

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too lazy to edit out the rage faces and shit

>>384891746
Sorry I don't play shitty games.

Speaking of online multiplayer, I found a steam key for Insurgency in my Humble library. I'm never gonna play it, so the first 5 to reply to this with their steam id gets it.

>multiplayer game
>make a suggestion to team
>"hurr but this is X!" "this is Y!1"
>they fuck everything up as usual
>make a criticism
>"hurr why you so mad?!" "omg so much salt lolololmao trolled hard xD"

Every
goddamn
time

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>>384894283

So this.... is an.... i-image.... that really... m-makes you... think.....

>>384894758
who plays starcraft with a car wheel?

>>384892921
You do know that Kelly writes for the Onion, right?

>>384894797
http://steamcommunity.com/id/MeloTheYellow
I'll do you better, I'll give you something for it.

>>384893409
>female introverts go to parties and talk with people

>>384893120
>>384894153
Wow, anons, you don't play popular games or anything. You're so cool...

>>384894934
Fuck it, I'll bite. What can you offer?

>>384894758
Had a friend who was Grandmaster in SC2. People constantly raged and talked shit like retards. You're full of shit and Strategy is a dead shit genre so it makes sense that you would be.

>>384893409
I love hanging out, I just need a lot of time alone to recharge because people exhaust me. That's being an introvert, doesn't mean you're a social shitter.

>>384895030
Not much really. Hammerwatch, Tropico 4. That's really all I have.

>>384895010
I don't play shit games

>>384895016
>butchering perfectly good SIR comics to make shitty, dumbass memes

>>384892921
Kelly is satire

>>384894756
What did you expect? It's mainly just 14 year olds from reddit now.

>>384895171
So...cool...

>>384893913
how's the car transform from a mustang to a volvo

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heh

>>384893039
>using overwatch as a template
Well... the important thing is that you tried, anon

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BAHAHAHA

>>384894009
It was so original and well done that Jim Davis probably had nothing to do with it.

>>384895645
This is bait.

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>>384895164
Added you. I'll trade it for Hammerwatch.

>>384894345
Woah there. A comic split according to a pie chart?
Is this an original idea?

>>384895794

It's the first time I've seen it, but there's no way Buckley came up with a good idea on his own.

>>384894756
Sarcasm faggot, do you understand it ?

>>384896062
That won't get you upvotes here, I'm afraid.

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>>384894306
you all knew it was coming

>>384893475
>Implying that TitanFall does this
You mean cater to the 2 fast for you pro who can literally destroy teams. Because I haven't seen that at all other the A Wall fags

>>384896220
Why are you talking about upvote ?

>>384895285
>Muh Sir
Stop sucking his dick so much

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No dobson, that's a TV

>>384892515
> Everyone in the whole world is a retarded sheep.
This is true and we like it

>>384894560
Girls aloud

>>384892482
this seems to be the truth of the matter

>>384893409
Yeah most people think that. Introversion actually has nothing to do with social skills, you can be shy and extrovert.

>>384897184
>TFW amazing social skills but introvert

>>384892921
stop calling him "kelly" and say the onion comics section like a normal person

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>>384891746
What really sucked the fun out of UT2004's TDM were dipshits that would grab a tank, park it in an enclosed place or some other location that leaves the vehicle vulnerable and then get blasted to shit while that incredibly long spawn time starts. Meanwhile the enemy team's tank is picking off anyone who attempts to leave the base solo.

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did anyone see this movie?

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>>384897265
>tfw I'm good with first impressions, but I hardly make any friends, because I'm afraid of them getting to know the real me if I take it a step further

>>384897265
Same. I've never really been socially awkward but being around people for longer periods makes me feel depressed and tired.

>>384893301
>most mentally demanding tasks
Lol wat
Grinding is not mentally demanding task

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>>384897495
>>384897550
>Excellent at reading people, know exactly what they want to hear and how they want to hear it
>Have many ""friends"" because of this constantly pestering me
>Also lie through my teeth to make sales so my boss loves me

Yet the moment I get home and play video games. The idea of doing multiplayer with randos makes me freeze up every time

>>384897451
isn't this about a gay and a black kid?

>>384891746
We need less fucking team games. I'm so fucking sick of team games. Give me my 1v1 and free-for-all. If I have to play another moba-inspired piece of shit again just so I can play something without godawful netcode I'm gonna tear my hair out.

>>384897964
answering my own question for you guys: yes it is

>>384892785
>muh score
Literally kill yourself

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>>384891746
People that think this are usually the detriment to the team

>>384894283
>Blue
>Not green

>>384901228
>People who think this have never played World of Tanks.

>>384894345
>using meme arrows on facebook

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>>384901228
>People that think this are usually the detriment to the team

The thing that shits up teams is generally the team morale.
People that try really hard to win in the game are not the ones making teams lose, it's the people that get demoralized or upset if someone calls them a doodoo head.

>>384895372
>why arent you sucking blizz dick anon
>are you a contrarian?
Kill yourself

>>384891746
This is true though, this is how matchamking is done in modern games. instead of a game full of same skilled individuals you have good people with bad people on one side and awesome people with absolute shitters on the other side

>>384902792
Or rather it doesn't match equally skilled players with one another, but simply tries to add players so it reaches a certain value in total.
Sadly this is what makes teams feel imbalanced and creates friction in teams.

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>Playing team multiplayer online

>>384892180
You sure as shit are when the other team mates are ruskis

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>Playing For Honor because I'm a fucking faggot.
>Entire team behind me.
>Run into enemy team.
>Start the fight.
>Immediately entire team spreads out and breaks off.
>Enemy team rams their whole fist up my ass.

>>384891746
HAHAHA GUYS LOOK HOW JADED I AM

GUYS LOOK

who /purposefully teamkill in a way that seems like an honest mistake / here?

>>384893409
When are introverted people ever not socially retarded though

>>384903931
Smelly dumb ugly underage frogposting scum.

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>>384905753
Loser.

>>384905046
Not exactly being jaded, most randies in team games are fucking braindead.