Why do birds fly?

>>384886534
Because they have a singularity engine installed.

flap wings to generate thrust
moving forward through the air & shape of wing generates lift

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I love anime philosophy 101

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Fuck you, that's why.

>>384886534
They do it because they were born to do it.

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>>384887491

What else are they going to do with all that time?

They fly according to instinct.
No one has told them how or why.

>>384886534
Why do humans walk?

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>>384886534
Fastest way to approach best character

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>>384886534
Why do birds poop on everything?

>>384886534
because they're neet and can't afford a hovercar

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>>384888596
FLY! GET HIGH
DIVE! BURN OUT

>>384886534
The same reason you touch yourself at night

What is a man?

>>384889250
a miserable pile of baneposting

>>384887491
Kek.

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>>384888928
11/10

>>384886534
because they want to fuck velvet