Weird, surreal, creepy, or just plain fucked game and console ads?

DUALSHOCKED

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>Before the brain chart meme

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I don't think this one would work these days.

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>>384881601

This ad makes me sad.

>>384882050
That is terribly fucking hard to read

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>>384882382

Correct.

Ads seemed to have a hatred for the human eye in general.

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>>384882262

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This one resonates with /v/ for some reason.

I can't seem to find a version at a larger rez

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>>384882528
>So fast, eyelids are a liability

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>>384882750

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>>384881601

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>>384882750
>>384882792
>>384882831
back when resident evil was actually scary

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>>384881601

Why were so many ad makers into body horror?

>>384882831
How were you supposed to know this was Resident Evil and not a meat ad at first glance?

>>384882050
Is that ice cube?!?!?!?!

>>384883028
wesker

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>>384882528

This is actually a bad scan of the ad. I think it is a better effect, don't you think?

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This one makes me feel weird.

Mostly, sad?

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>>384882262
>which is why the 30 year old nerds you see today are so fucked up

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>No gore
>Still nasty

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>>384883176
>>384882876
>>384881601
>Ad about sex
>Ad about gore
>Ad about funny
>Or a combination of the three.

I'm seeing some themes here...

>>384882889
The butchery ad was to promote RE6, hardly the highpoint of the series.

>>384883470
YOU MOTHER FUCKER I LOVE YOU
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT AD ON THE RIGHT FOR FUCKING YEAAAARSSSS

>>384882261
wew

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Some of these ads had wicked awesome art.

Also, I've seen this movie. I can't fathom how it would be a game.

>>384883016
It grabs your attention from being such a hard shift from what is around it.

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Welp

>>384883016
I think I generally hate '90s vidya ads. they're fucking annoying, makes me wanna punch the edgy perverted asshole who thought they were a good idea.

>>384882262
I miss the good times.

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This counts as political gore.

>>384884083

>makes me wanna punch the edgy perverted asshole who thought they were a good idea.

I'm not sure a coked out 90's marketing exec would give much of a fuck.

>>384883702
this game looks like shit
ill take ten

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>Sexy
>Atari graphics

I suspect this will not be as sexy as the ad leads.

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>>384884009

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>>384884648

I dunno, the game had a good number of different positions.

Shit was educational.

I need a bunch of art for my new apartment, how autistic would it be of me to make up a few fuck huge posters/collages of this sort of shit?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDdNn0x7Y0Y

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Last one for me, google has begun bringing me ads for heroine from the 50s... and mexican heroine ads from the 90s.

This one is sadder than the rest.

>>384881601
are the pillows supposed to be made out of human skin?

>>384882876
that's photoshopped tough, the original was an ad about the NEOGEO

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>>384881601

>>384884903
This ad scared me so bad back when it was on TV.

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>Sega: Gorgoroth
>Nintendo: The Darkness

Sounds about right.

>>384885260

Who here Stage 4 Equinox?

>>384885112
wooooooow holy shit marketers in the 90s really gave no two fucks

>>384885382
I didn't defeat the green blobs in the fifth dungeon though.

>>384885004
She's getting gangbanged by PS2

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>>384882876

I've seen that ad so often that I didn't even notice!

>>384884902

Go for Sony ads to scare away people, go for any other ads to scare away women.

>>384885382
>>384885260

This ad filled me with existential dread before I even knew what that was.

>>384885487

One way or another, the PS2 is going to fuck you up

>>384884808
I just don't get how the game's artist thought anyone could get off to this. The game's cover art was better than this shit.

if even one of more than half these ads were used today the world would literally implode

>>384885596

>Go for Sony ads to scare away people, go for any other ads to scare away women.

No friends, let alone of the female variety, so both it is.

>>384884993
The 90's were all about trying to outdo each other in outrageousness.
>>384884993
This probably wasn't as shocking as it was sexy or as appalling as this was like this >>384882750 might have been.

>>384885260
Is this the Dark Souls of video games?

>>384885260
How did he manage to get a grandson?

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>>384885918

It was the Atari, it was the best they could do.

It's camp humor

>>384881601
Is that Summer Glau?

>>384882792
I just replayed Survivor a few days ago. Brought on by a /v/ thread.

It's just as awful as I remembered and no save points for a 2 hour game would never be tolerated today but I appreciated it more the second go around. Pretty ambitious for a first person shooter on PS1.

>>384885953
You couldn't help but bring women into this could you?

>>384888374
Looks absolutely nothing like her.

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>>384881601

>>384882262

shit I forgot all about dark earth

>>384892504
>back when people could take a fucking joke and not whine on social media
Are those times lost forever?

sony general?

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>>384881601

>>384882195
That game was shit.
Nice intro though.

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>>384881601

>>384884903
>scottish """"""humans""""""

>>384892632
well, that's a reference to 'John Romero's about to make you his bitch' before Daikatana's release, which did in fact cause a lot of butthurt and whining and did in fact turn people into bitches. if social media existed you can guarantee they would have whined about it then, too.

since this quake 3 ad is just a parody of that nobody cared.

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>>384895051
http://kotaku.com/5541406/john-romero-is-so-sorry-about-trying-to-make-you-his-bitch

>>384883028
Unless you live in china, packaging and selling hands isn't normal.

>>384895446
RIP

>>384894326
Shit, it took me a while to notice there's a black guy's face in her hand.

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>>384883470
I remember seeing that ad when I was a kid. I didn't know how to jerk it so I just stared at it for hours. Now I'm too desensitized to get off to just some bitch in a bikini.

>>384885004

Husband cucked by superior console

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>>384882262
>the 1984 pixel
>that ass
THICCC

>>384883470
I fapped to this so fucking much lol

>>384882261
REMEMBER, as
of the twin towers and
spin recovery above Times
is a PILOT'S first

you buzz the 42nd floor
rudder into a power-off
Square, SAFETY
and foremost concern.

>>384883470
Is there any way to discover who's the girl on the right