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European Speedrunner Assembly
Stop the shitposting edition

NOW: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project
NEXT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time
THEN: Metroid: Zero Mission

http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon
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>>384880149

need more trannies
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stop spamming the board, we don't need more than one thread at a time
>>384879708
>>384879708
>>384879708
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Europoors, this event has been garbage aside from one run by a fucking leaf. What's your excuse?
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MILF or GF?
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5th for no politics, just anime
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>>384880258
Socialism
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>>384880259
Why not both!?
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america is the #1 country in the world. stay mad irrelevantfags
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>>384880259
Why not both?
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>music starts playing
>think my ps4 crashed to the dashboard
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Fuck wh*te ""people""
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>implying US is not part of EU
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>This Brit

wew lad
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please stop bringing /pol/ shit into a videogame thread
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>video game thread
>it's 99% politics bullshit

Can we delete /pol/ already?
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>>384880294
#1 at getting shot in the fucking face in the middle of the day for no reason
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>>384880294
>yuros so assdevastated they have to resort to falseflagging
lmao
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I love how during a EUROPEAN speedrunning event you dumbfucks can't help but think of Americans during it.
Keep proving that "OBSESSED" meme wrong you fucking poofters
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>let's get some memes from the chat
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reddit
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>>384880379
you alreae shot au el a to
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>NES is not real gaming
/r/MustardRace hosting?
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>>384880259
TICCCCCCCCCCCk
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>No money
>Still better production

How is this the case?
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>>384880458
How can you not see the irony in spamming this?
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>post it in Discord
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>>384880458
OBSESSED
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>>384880413
>not only is he a literally who in the world, but even in his own country he is irrelevant

Being American must literally be the worst
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how comfy are you rn?
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>turtles in time

Oh God I remember blowing so many quarters on this game at the arcade
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>wake up just in time for turtles in time
Anything interesting that I missed?
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>>384880621
Boring Swedes
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>>384880621
>naked
>enjoying coffee
>not sweating like a pig because AC is finally not struggling against the heat

Pretty damn comfy right now anon
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Can someone explain Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to me?

Did you need to be around at the time?
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>>384880621
Hebereke, Gimmick!, and Mitsume ga Tooru all in a row. You just missed TMNT3: Manhattan Project.
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>tfw the milf got sick of this shit and left
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>>384880610
>>384880694
>also naked
>preparing coffee right now
>weather has turned from dangerous heat to cool clima so its top
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>>384880694
Meant for >>384880610
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SWEDES ARE SO BORING WHY DID THEY PUT THEM IN A BLOCK TOGETHER?
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Went to bed during the doom run. What have I missed?
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>turtles in time

>they don't actual travel in time
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>>384880754
The event is held is Sweden. Now can you stop shitting up the threads?
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>>384880778
They exist in town
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>>384880610
>coffee
>3 screens, one for vidya, one for stream, one for american dad / v
>breakfast

pretty damn comfy
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>>384880729
Garbage games that sucker in fans of a childish low quality comic/cartoon
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>>384880759
some guy brought his mommy to the run
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>>384880778
....I hope you're baiting
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>>384880828
>also gf made me breakfast
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>>384880759
Shit. And one good run, Illbleed. But it was mostly just carried by Illbleed being an interesting game and an active 3 people in the crowd having fun, the runner was shit at running the game.
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>Not TMNT NES version
I hate turtles in time, I wanna shit post. I hate Germans and Swedes.
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>>384880870
...but they don't actual travel in time
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>>384880894
They just played that
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>>384880917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lATCHxTO-f0
This one
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>>384880894
>Americans can't into schedules
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>>384880828
i really need to get a third monitor soon. 2 just wont cut it anymore during certain events and streams like this
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>>384880949
2006 called, Rolfe, they want their memegame back
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>all this clapping
I thought this was an american thing wtf is wrong with you swedes
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>>384881078
I grew up with it though... TMNT 3/IV was shit. I'd rather see the Simpsons arcade game run.
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>>384881009
desu its a bit excessive, you dont really need it, especially when ones widescreen. i feel kinda slimy for having 3
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>>384880881
>>384880828
Fuck you
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>>384880962

Because we have cars in America and go whereever we want whenever we want while europoors have to take public transportation
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>>384880778
It means they're just in time wherever they go. Al in just in the nick of time.
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>this run
Rubbish
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>>384880458
the fuck is a poofter
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>the turtles did the Trail of Tears

Pretty dark for a kids game tbqh
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>>384881139
American propaganda strong
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>>384881235
aussie slang for faggot
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>>384881260
Please keep your /pol/ tier posts out of this thread
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>>384881206
Say that again fucker.
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>2020 is in 3 years
>we still don't live in a world like this
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>>384880869
timestamp?

>>384880889
Never was a TMNT fan so I will check it out now thanks.
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Does anyone know why they aren't doing 2 player
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>>384881310
>boring Swede #4 of this block
>got beat up on the pirate stage
>dying a lot
>boring game
Rubbish run desu
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>>384881310
You dont even need to jump over the gaps
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This is a pretty boring run
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>>384881134
i know man, i already said im sorry for the screens
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>>384881352
It's to abuse how the game sets enemy HP and spawn enemies. It's a low quality game
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>>384881352
Most glitches dont work, and game is generally slower
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>>384881363
>>384881373
It's been a displeasure riding with you cucks.
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>>384881292
>Says stupid shit
>Gets told
>Wahhhh stop being /pol/!!
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>>384881468
It's a boring game and a boring run
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>>384881497
>defending /pol/
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>>384881497
>gets told
I wasn't the anon that post was originally responded to retard.
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How do people find beat em up shit fun?
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STOP CLAPPING AFTER EVERY BOSS WHAT THE FUCK
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>does shit
>Ehh, R-RNG, yeah poor RNG
No you just suck
>>384881557
This is not a good example but yes Good Beat-'em ups are pretty fun
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>>384881595

>not clapping

How rude
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>Zero Mission
Ok, now this could be interesting
>Sverige vs Danmark
I SLEEP
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What the fuck?!

WHERE ARE THE TRANNIES?!

Also:
Do not open this image.
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>Nep shoutout on stream
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What the fuck is this Brit about
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>pretty blue eyes
White supremacist confirmed
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what the actual fuck
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What is this company that keeps replacing what's advertised with charity bullshit? There has to be a law against this.
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Euros explain yourselves
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ESA has no degenerac-
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SAVE THE CUNNYS
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WHAAAT
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What the fuck was that
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Girls can have babies??
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Wut
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>>384881749
why the dildo tho
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That ad was amusing. Now if only the ad had been done in 2d style with a loli, it would've riled some thoughts.
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Well that was weird.
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I am surprised nobody has brought up the fact that this charity is even worse than either of the gdq ones.
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I guess the message is legit. Weird for an advert though.
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>>384881862
>european education
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>>384881885
>>384881885
>I am surprised nobody has brought up the fact that this charity is even worse than either of the gdq ones.
And why? Just because there are no trannies?
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>>384881885
In what sense?
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What d fuck.
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>>384881891
Well it made it more memorable I guess you can say.
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>>384881885
Every charity is about human trafficking and raping kids, they are just more upfront
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>>384881885
how so
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>GDQ flashbacks
They can't keep getting away with this
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>>384881885
redpill me on save the children /x/
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>>384881891
>prepubescent children
>having babies
Yeah totally legit.
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>>384881885
So are you going to explain it?
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>>384881974
/pol/ doesn't like them because brown kids should drown
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>>384881974
they buy children at slave auctions and sell them to wealthy jews, but not before they get a taste.
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>THREE (3) GTA speedruns on the schedule
Explain why this is allowed.
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>>384881919
>>384881926
>>384881953
>>384881974
>>384882014
100% of your donations go toward making The Camp of the Saints real.
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*huff* *huff* what if the child consents tho
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>>384881974
just like MSF, they will help anyone regardless of race/religion. So they would help muslim terrorists if they asked
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>>384881995
You have 10 year olds getting pregnant.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34195973
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>>384881995
It's basically saying "third worlders rape little girls"
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>>384882071
was wondering when the euro pedos would should up
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>no titty monsters

DRRRRRROOOOOOOPPPED
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>>384882064
This is true. Please, do not donate, for the sake of Europe.
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>>384882150
I donated during msf, i'll do it again
For yurop
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>>384882108
> She is 12. Perla was raped by her brother when she was 10, and became a mother at 11.
hot
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>>384882064
>I read obscure literature, look at me!
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Face it, without trannies these runs are as entertaining as watching grass grow.
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Bullying is wrong!
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>My so called Zero Mission
dropped
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>>384882260
so brave
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>>384882108
Girls start puberty at 9-12.
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>>384882260
S U P E R H O T
U
P
E
R
H
O
T
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>>384882236
>eating anything but salted chips

Hope none of you do this
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I don't care about other shitty games, Is Elajjaz gonna be running Bloodborne or any other Souls?
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>>384880149
is ESA as austistic as gdq or no?
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>>384882360
NOOOOOOOOO
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>Swede already this far back
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>>384882383
kys
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Swedish boy getting fucked
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>this is a race apparently
>swede is already way behind
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>>384882398
Speedrunning autism does not discriminate.
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What were the files/posts deleted from last thread?
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>>384882462

he's just setting the vile dane up for a greater fall
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>>384882553
/pol/ shitposting
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>based Metroid
>NA sleeping
>no trannies
comfy
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>>384882553
Some butthurt Euro's
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It's fucking over already
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>>384882553
this >>384882595 and cp
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>these chokes
This man is not my countryman.
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>>384882612
>NA sleeping
Shame it's a bad run
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>all this clapping
i thought only americans clapped this much wtf sweden
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>>384882649
>cp
She was like 22, just looks very young
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This run sucks
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Are all men from Danmark/Sverige this boring?
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Kraid theme is the best metroid song
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>>384882705
that gif was made when she was 16
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>>384882705
who?
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>>384882813
Which gif?
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>>384882842
the one were the girl is flicking her puffy vulva.
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Is the bald numale the swede?
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>I'm a boring guy during this run
THEN WHY ARE YOU RUNNING THIS DURING A FUCKING MARATHON?
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This thread is boring, post your pets!
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>>384882915
>having a tranny as a pet
Low quality dog, low quality taste
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>>384881873
That proves how much a girl he is. Pathetic as fuck.
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>>384882915
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>i-it's the controller
God damn it, get this Sven out of here
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>Burgers still shitting up the thread with their asshurt
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>>384883003
>>384882915
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>>384881873
srs dilation
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>>384883003
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Are there ANY good runs planned for ESA?
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>>384883104
>euros shitpost gdq threads
>americans shitpost esa threads
Just bantz lad
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>>384880149
>Metroid: Zero Mission
will it be a 100% run?
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How hard is it to play the sound of whoever is in the lead?
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>>384883282
Pretty sure it's aussies shitting up both with falseflags. I bet you're an aussie too.
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>>384883332
shut the fuck up
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>>384883282
>>384883332

leafs
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>>384883284
It is already on
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>>384883284
Yeah, 100% Normal, it's on right now
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>>384883389
what if it's aussies and leafs?
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>They didn't expect the late night leaf NEET inquisition
Idiots, like putty.
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>>384883430
>>384883389
>>384883332
>that day when /vint/ revealed that the primary shitposters were leafs and aussies
It was a good day
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>>384883491
It was mostly leafs
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>>384883491
nearly all of the wojakposting was south americans
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>>384883491
i think you mean the Brazilians
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>>384883491
>console war faggotry was brazil
I honestly wasn't surprised
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>Sverige is THIS far behind
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the fuck is esa, and why have i never heard of it
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GTA when?

Who /karaoke%/ here?
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Why is no one speedrunning battle toads?
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>>384883758

UK autismbucks.

https://www.gov.uk/employment-support-allowance/overview
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>>384883758
its gdq but more low key, no trannies, and fun is allowed
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sven pls
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>>384883758
>What is 'ESA'?
Irrelevant European copy of GDQ
>Why have I never heard of it
Europeans don't do charity
Europeans are not skilled in video games
Europeans are not passionate about vidya
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>>384883802
San Andreas is next. A whole 4 hours 55 minutes of it.
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>>384883823
>fun is allowed
Allowed, but not present
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>>384883872
At least it'll be fun unlike FF8
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>movie stars have women throwing themselves at them
>sports stars can walk into a bar and literally take a man's wife
>rappers have dedicated groupies who follow them on tour to fuck them

Do famous vidya players get pussy thrown at them?
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>>384883953
Only tranny "pussy".
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>>384883847
if its irrelevant, why are you here?
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>>384883997

a hole's a hole
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>metroid run without kirbymastah
Thank fucking god for wacky Europeans.

>>384883946
FFVIII is going to be the best run of the marathon, just going off of past experience.
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>>384883812
It's on Friday
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>>384884005
discussing tronald dumpf
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>>384883946
If Fins are as bad as Svens we're fucked
>>384884005
There are few non-shitposting threads on /v/
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>>384883953
>Do famous vidya players get pussy thrown at them?
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>>384884098
am stupid forgot pic related
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>>384883953
If this is a pussy then yes
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>>384883953

the ones that win a lot of money do

you might find a recurring theme here
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>>384880149
hello were is the shitbosting discussion :-dDD
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>>384884238
right here >>384883847
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>>384883953
Yes. I'm one and I get lots of pussy due to how button mash.
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>>384884318

women swoon when they see my thumb rotating that control stick
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>>384884214
>you might find a recurring theme here

Not really. Women just like famous/powerful men. I work in a hotel on Miami beach and I've litterally seen NBA, NFL, MLB players and rappers getting married women throwing themselves on them in front of their husbands and going upstairs to fuck the guy and even his whole entourage knowing damn well they're just going to get used then put out after they cum.
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>Samus is actually a woman
>Which.. is something I guess?
>Back then it meant... something?
Is he gay?
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>>384883823
>fun is allowed
I typed a meme about not associating with niggers and I got insta banned
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>>384884442

>act like a retarded 4channer outside of 4chan
>hurr durr y u ban me?
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>>384883847
>Europeans don't do charity
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
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>>384884485
Not him but there has been several donations saying they were banned from chat
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>>384884485
i got banned for asking how a player glitched through a trap
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Who plays these shitty games today?
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>>384884605
Well there's a reason Metroid games aren't made anymore
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>>384884635
>No metroid games made
>New one just announced

0/10
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>>384884673
The remake of 2?
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>>384880149
have we seen any transexuals speedrunning yet or is it confirmed that america is just sick in the head ?
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>shotgun
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>>384884701

https://www.theverge.com/2017/6/13/15782806/metroid-prime-4-nintendo-switch-announced-e3-2017
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>>384884673
>made by the same people who did Mirror of Fate
>ugly as shit and has qtes
>/v/ still excited because DUDE METROID XD
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>>384884724
i think there might have been one, aside from that, we had three biological women.
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>>384884757
>Prime
Thanks for proving my point
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>>384884724

There have been a few manly looking females on the couch, one guy with girly hair, no confirmed traps
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>SVEN IS THIS FAR BEHIND
Why does every Metroid race this year turn to shit?
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>>384884797

I'm sorry but how is Metroid Prime not a metroid game?

That's like saying Mario 64 is not a mario game.
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>>384884783
>>384884803
Okey we are good for now then.
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I think speedrunning events should ban all 5th gen and earlier games.
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I think speedrunning events should ban all 5th gen and later games.
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>>384885194
>>384885227

I think they should just ban stuff that isn't fun. Like GTA
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>Tfw the foulest farts ever constantly the past few days

wtf is going on
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>you can go back to the planet after the pirate ship

Never knew that
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>>384885227
>>384885293
They should ban old games (5th gen and older), boring games and Nintendo games
Are we all in agreement?
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did bane donate anything more today?
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>>384885354
Only pc games, and only good pc games like Deus ex and Fallout 4
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ban all speedruns that take longer than 20 minutes
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>>384885416
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SVEN ISN'T EVEN TRYING ANYMORE
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Ban all speedruns that you like and only keep the ones that I like. Also fuck rpg "speedruns."
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Is this a good representation of Denmark vs Sweden?
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>>384885746
No, there's not enough Africans involved.
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>>384885746

it's actually very unusual that the dane is winning
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>>384885838
Maybe he's adopted the Canadian ideology
>if you beat your enemy, they win
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>he's nearly 10 minutes behind
>they are trying to make him feel better
>he's almost going to cry
This is just sad
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>intended way

>DUDE NICE
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>>384886143
nice dude
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>M-my time isn't important
It's not like it's a RACE or anything
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>>384886219
no bully
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>plays on emulator
Fuck this faggot
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>>384886253
He's so bad though
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+10 over estimate

could be worse
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>Over time

wew lad
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>c-controller
Stop using emulators you faggot
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I hate metroid runs

Ancient NES platformers are just boring in general, they're too similar and they seem to be speedrun core more than something people are actually interested in.
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>>384886438
Yeah, he could practice on emulators only, blame the controller, continually lose time, and be boring.
Oh wait.
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girl spotted
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>Metroid prime zero
grrrrrrl gaymers amirite?
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>>384886492
>I hate metroid runs

smdh
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WHERE IS MY PERSIAN WAIFU?
>>
MOMMY
>>
>>384886557
Did she actually say that?
>>
>>384886492
>more than something people are actually interested in
Just because you don't like them it doesn't mean everyone does
>>
>>384886514

y u heff to be mad tho?
>>
Has persiafu returned yet or is she still washing her stinky feet?
>>
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>hairstyle

Small time, where's my fat CJ incentive
>>
>most of the children HERE .. would be in poverty
What?
>>
>>384886605
HE did
>>
Jesus christ this fucking advert
>>
DUDE
>>
Fun fact, main guy in this advert voiced Darth Maul
>>
what has foreign aid ever done for me?
>>
What the fuck is this ad?
>>
AIDS
>>
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GTA SA any% is about 5 hours
>>
DIARRHEA
LAMAO
>>
WHAT HAS AIDS DONE FOR ANYONE
>>
>Smart ass
Whoa there.
>>
reminder that all large charities are CIA fronts
>>
What has aid done? Fucking nothing because it gets pissed away on useless bullshit and barely ever ends up going towards the people it says it does because of African despots and corruption.

This advert is stupid anyway, because it's equating aid in a government budget to a charity.

>Aid has created financial stability

lmao no
>>
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Who /mutedthestream/ here
>>
>stats accurate as of 2013

Wew lad
>>
>democracy
>good
>>
>diminish terrorism
>bring wealth and democracy
What?
>>
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>>384886776
And the guy beside him was in IT crowd
>>
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/pol/ triggered as FUCK
>>
Children of Men?
>>
I might have to donate to this save the lolis program
>>
>>384886863

>But muh benevolent dictator
>>
>>384886843
any time fucking "uhuhu save the chillrens" i mute it. legit creating overpopulation, corruption, and a less stable world for everyone
>>
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>>384886492
>I want to watch 8 hours of final fantasy 7 "speedrun" or a babby's first zelda "speedrun"
>>
>>384886934
It's not real anon
>>
I just came by, how were the last three runs?
>>
Remember, no politics.
>>
adopt a middle eastern loli program when?
>>
>>384886936
>But muh drumpf is a great leader
>>
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>>384886843
>>
That's a cute loli
>>
This advert goes on for days
>>
This is what you get for brexit
>>
>50% of twitch chat hates it
There is some hope left in men
>>
fuck trump and fuck white people amirite ladies
>>
I'd rather pay them for condoms so they could stop making children in their shitty countries.
>>
Good lord those commercials went on way too long.
>>
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They sure do like to chain ads in a row huh
>>
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Waw, this ad.
That was pretty damn good really, reminded me of Children of Men movie.
>>
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>All this propaganda at a speedrunning event
>>
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>tragic story of child refugee
>in real life the refugees are never actually children
>>
(((Smith)))
>>
Yes, remember to save the 20 year old ''child'' ''refugees'' goy
>>
Enough ads holy fucking shit. This probably makes people NOT want to donate instead.
>>
>WTF I love refugees now
Please come over here and rape my sister
>>
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the false advertising failed
>>
>>384887065
More like what you don't get, since this is targeted at EU first.
>>
/pol/ was right
>>
Only way to help those children is to not help them.
>>
EUwwwww
>>
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wow
>>
Should have spedrun the ads.
>>
>GTA: SA
>rom

REEEEEEEE
>>
>GTASA: Estimate 4 hours 55 minutes
Strap yourselves in lads
>>
>the leaf's autism levels are climbing due to the female next to him

How long before spaghetti is spilled everywhere?
>>
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Time for a good old San Andreas run, ran by a Finn, who's ready?
>>
>>384887319
>rom
What?
>>
4 people on the couch and not a single point in charisma
>>
grove street
>>
>>384887357
sauce?
>>
>an anonymous 10K donation

Jesus the Jewahara's jewery knows no limits. He's even laundering this event
>>
That child refugee ad could easily be interpreted as what bringing in mass people to Europe will do to the continent.

Great production quality but a bad ad for what they're actually trying to do.
>>
anyone got that picture of josh's obese gf?
>>
>>384887402
home
>>
>>384887357
PERKELEEE
>>
inb4 stream shut down for music
>>
>>
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON MOTHERFUCKERS
>>
VC > SA CONFIRMED
FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>
San Andreas speedruns are actually pretty awesome
>>
>GTA San Andreas
>5 fucking hours
Jesus Christ, did I miss something, or is this guy just fucking terrible?
>>
>5 hours of comfy san andreas
im ready.
>>
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>it's another 5 hour speedrun episode
>>
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Who is this cute gril?
>>
make sure you watch the WHOLE sa run
>>
Scandis should be banned from interacting with the rest of the world.

t. ashamed scandi
>>
>first thing you do as a black man is steal a bike
>>
>>384887357
Finland Yes.
>>
>>384887501
Its a big game but the skips are actually pretty great, the way you can break some missions without the game punishing you, its definitively worth the 5 hours

And unlike JRPG shit you can at least listen to some music
>>
>>384887430
Makes sense. It's a British family fleeing after ISIS captured London. Taking the boat to France, then through Germany, Austria and finally to Muslim-free Hungary.
>>
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>>384887501
Please, San Andreas runs have always been long Yuffi. Few years ago the estimate was 6 hours on GDQ.
>>
>>384887501
nope it actually takes that long
at least it constantly has stuff going on unlike the 7+ hour long jrpg which is just text skipping and watching animations play over and over again
>>
ALREADY FUCKED IT UP
>>
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>>384887357
Got my drink ready
>>
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Where is the flag waving?
>>
>>384887435
Josh put on some weight himself didn't he?
>>
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buckle up this is going to be a run
>>
Straight bustas
>>
>>384887537
Fins aren't real Scandinavians
>>
>10000 from anonymous
>>
>notch donates
>>
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>10k
it begins
>>
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>>384887537
i'd be okay with it, if they rest of the world stopped interacting with us back.
>>
>10,000!
>Er 1,000.. wait how much was it?
>>
based notch
>>
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>>384887564
>>
>go to sleep
>donations at $5000
>wake up
>$28000
Wha happen?
>>
>>384887754
its notch, he watches gta speedruns
>>
Mercykill this shit
>>
>watch the stream earlier
>assassin's creed speedrun going on for 2 hrs and still not finished
>watch stream now
>gta:sa with estimated time of 5 hrs
What the fuck is up with these games
Do they only do games that take forever to finish?
>>
>>384887825
Jewagara struck with an anonymous 10K donation
>>
>10,000 for a SA haircut
This really is a money laundering op isn't it?
>>
did he just ditch his intended strat because that donation?
>>
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>>384887564
That's a cute thicc Finn with braids. Stop teasing me fellow Mongol.
>>
>>384887889
Yes
>>
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any black memes in honor of san andres?
>>
>>384887880
>inb4 chargeback
>>
>>384887742
I am Norwegian, but it's not about me.
Scandis in general are cringeworthy people.
Every single person here would be considered autistic by the standards of other nations. Especially swedes.
>>
Anonymous has arrived
>>
>>384887927
>Especially swedes
We just had a Swedish block, we know
>>
Finngols cant drive for shit
>>
>>384887863
bad timing
>>
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>European Speedrunner Assembly
>Donations in dollars
>>
the bawlass territory
>>
>mentioning global warming
>>
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post cute finns
>>
>what the fuck skip
>>
FATTIES BTFO
>>
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>>384887919
>>
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>FATSHAMING
>>
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>>384887927
Swedes have nothing on Finns when it comes to autism.
>>
WIFE'S SON
>>
>my wife's son
God dammit /v/
>>
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>>384888091
>>
>wife's son
>>
who was it?
>>
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Another wife's son donation
>>
>wife's son
kek
>>
>>384887927
I like finns, they are different from other scandinavians. They may be alcoholized monsters but they have hearts of gold. Also they defend us from russians.
>>
I wonder who could have made that donation
>>
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>wife's son
>>
> watching this with my wife's son
>>
>another my wife's son dontion
>>
They know /v/, they know!
>>
>WIFE'S SON
Now this run is a winner
>>
Wife's son joke!
So, a wife's sons joke
A choke me daddy joke
You are a tool joke, nice shit
>>
They actually read it
>>
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>>384888091
>>
>>384888032
Brits would throw a shitfit if it were in €.
>>
>>384887927
Nigga what. In terms of autism it goes like this:
Finfags>Norwegians>Swecucks>Danes
>>
this shit is better tha GDQ in everything. why isnt it more popular
>>
>straight bustas
>ninja these muthafuckas

Ryder always was the best in this game
>>
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Someone do a "watching this with my son's wife".
>>
>>384888229
They read anything, yesterday they read a donation about killing the next speedrunner
>>
>>384888181

finns aren't scandinavians, anon
>>
I'LL HAVE
>>
>GUNS ARE GOOD
>DON'T TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT
>>
>reciting Smoke's order
kek
>>
The Los Santos part of the game was pretty great, doing gang shit and helping them with getting back to the top, them they drop you on the middle of nowhere and the story stops being about gang shit, I always hated that
>>
Memes > Strats
>>
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/comfy/
>>
now this is a good speedrunning stream
>>
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>>384888297
they used to be swedish, might as well call em scandinavians.
>>
Smoke was making time for Ballas to get ambush set up with that long order
>>
>>384888254
Because it's good.
>>
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>tfw remember when I got GTA SA when my Dad took me down to the local woolworths for opening time and it felt like it was photorealistic graphics
>>
>>384888414
This triggers the finn
>>
>tfw kinda want to watch the stream, but also kinda just want to replay the game for nostalgia
>>
>>384888091
No
>>
>>384888254
It's hit and miss, used to be quite boring with tons of technical problems throughout
>>
>>384888254
GDQ doesnt show girls getting raped between ads
>>
Joshimuz is such a cunt.
>>
play that funky music _____ __
>>
>>384888531
Why?
>>
>>384888418
He'd have died too tho
>>
>>384888545

Wise boy
>>
modded San Andreas joke run when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6LgIWr47LQ
>>
OGLOK
>>
>>384887792
damn, I missed it

just woke up like a pleb
>>
>>384888556
Back-seating.
>>
OG LOC WITH A GUN IN YA FACE
>>
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>>384888294
This is already much better than SGDQ. I should have taken a week off for this instead of the tranny shit.
>>
>>384888531
I like his autistic fun facts about the game, they're comfy
>>
>>384888635
Nah
Vice City Chaos% race is where it's at
>>
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>>384888486
>>
Is it pronounced "O gee lock" or "O glock"?
>>
what the fuck is "zed"?
>>
>pronouncing it as OGG-Loc and not O G Loc

Straight busta/10
>>
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>>384888253

I'd say that Norwegians and Swedes are pretty even honestly. It's correct otherwise though. Swecuck here by the way.

Stockholmare on the other hand are fucking awful. By far the worst people in Scandinavia.
>>
>>384888658
Next year mate, next year.
still, enjoy as much as you can from this week
>>
>>384888691
that's not gta 3 winter mod
>>
>>384888734
z
>>
>>384888737
>Stockholmare on the other hand are fucking awful. By far the worst people in Scandinavia.

no doubt
>>
>>384888776
Can't finish the game though unless you turn it off for one mission, unless they changed it
>>
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>just on my way to the beach
>>
>>384888737
Proud dalmas represent. and yea, stockholm is a cesspool
>>
That skip is hilarious
>>
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>>
>>384888821
We /tv/ now.
>>
>skipping all the fun parts
>>
>>384888804

why not just call it "z" like you're supposed to?
>>
>>384888805
was in stockholm for the first time in my life (im 25) some weeks ago. legit worst people ever, rude, pompous assholes. fuck that place
>>
>>384888858
im finn and what is this supposed to be?
>>
>>384888823
>and yea, stockholm is a cesspool

it's not called fjollträsk for nothing
>>
>bouncefag
True patricians listen to Radio X
>>
>>384888913
true dat
>>
>>384888683
>He's doing a "true 100%" playthrough on Youtube
>Doing literally everything you can do in the game
Mad man.
>>
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>>384888868
the point is to go fast not have fun
>>
>>384888872
https://youtu.be/R78l6ZOPy9o
>>
>>384888872
>like you're supposed to?
"Zed" is the British pronunciation.
>>
>ran over twice in a row
lmao
>>
>>384888196

>My wifes son, My wife son.
>He's making every day, the worst that i know.
>Also he's a negro.
>>
How is he not dead
>>
>>384888917
>Radio X

Busta/10

True patrician taste is Radio Los Santos
>>
>>384888905
you know, advent, before christmas, usually you light candles, but here you drink moonshine instead.
>>
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ie85wVJkKl
>>
How has this been so far?
>>
>>384888737
>Stockholmare on the other hand are fucking awful. By far the worst people in Scandinavia.
We're pretty bad. I still hate lantisar, Volvo-raggare, WT, folk med Y-namn etc. more.
>>
>>384889060
great
>>
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>>384889058
>>
>>384889045
Oh, ok. Any more funny images?
>>
>>384889065

Well Swedish style hicks exist all over the place. They're not specific to one region.
>>
>>384888737
>>384889065
>Our country is not so bad except for [capital of the fucking country]

Every time. This is why I'll never move out of eastern europe
>>
>>384889060
Funny
>>
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>>
This is interesting
>>
>>384889187

Copenhagen is really nice though.
>>
>>384889237
good lord
>>
>>384889237
thats a big woman
>>
>>384889237
i wonder what her kitty smells like
>>
>>384889264
Meh. Norrebronx feels like being in the middle east.
>>
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>>384889146
I mostly have swedish ones
>>
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>>384889237

>wife's boyfriend

KEK
>>
>my wife's boyfriend
>>
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>wife's boyfriend
>>
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>my wife's boyfriend
>>
>my wife's boyfriend
>>
memeing intensified
>>
>>384889237
A true English Belle
>>
>>384889324
>>384889324
>>384889324
new
>>
holy shit you madmen are on a roll with the wife's son jokes
>>
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Christ they keep reading them
>>
>>384889060
I don't watch speedrun autism usually but it's pretty comfy
>>
>>384889237
Get behind me Satan
>>
>Wife's boyfriend
S W E D E N
W
E
D
E
N
>>
someone should donate asking if traps are gay?
>>
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>muh wife's memes
>>
>>384889397
fuck yes, especially over the shitshow Tb threw over twitter about it on coxcon
>>
>>384889397
kek that would be epic. they totally would fall for it and read it
>>
>>384889537
epic bro
>>
Who is the lady reading donations?
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