ESA 2017

first for golden sun

>>384859538
based leaf

Fucking Illbleed, what a classic.

>no trannies to get mad over

It's shit

do they know they're live?

>>384859617
Brother I'd like to
Ram my dick into her
Asshole and make
Passionate love to her for hours

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>>384859782

Finally a good run. Was basically a fast let's play though but it was a good game to do so with.
>Golden Sun next
And back to playing vidya.

So much swearing

>left guy's knee

>>384859814
Would they care if they did?

good night lads

>>384859852
Legit want to play that shitty looking game now. More than I can say about 90% of speedruns.

>>384859748
I'll always have good memories of it. The violent stuff was such a nice change at the time.

This was last year's best run. Pure comfy fun kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iWqSpzCVwQ

>>384859920
sweet dreams anon

>dude we're so hungover lol XD

just cut their mics and play an ad

>>384859832
Where is all the femboi link porn stored? I can never find any when I search

What a fun ride, even if it was overestimated. Glad I met up with this hidden gem otherwise I wouldn't know of, because I just can't help but thing this is a game that would actually be banned from being run on TrannyQ.

are they going to fuck

>DUDE BOOZE LMAO

>>384859748
It's somehow the worst Dreamcast game I own but at the same time my favorite Dreamcast game and the only one I consider totally worth playing. I love that retarded piece of shit.

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>>384859975

>>384859987
In our dreams.

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>>384859821

I've drunk more than those lightweights and could host better than them fucking shut in virgins are the worst

How long until they clean up all of the misogyny and LGBT-phobia like GDQ?

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>>384860225

>>384859987
>>>/y/2415329

Knock yourself out.

>>384860273
Never.

>>384860123
>>384860327
wording this desu

>>384860340
It starts with Maral saying: "please be somewhat serious" then in some years is NO FUN allowed like GDQ.

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gimmick owns

Is this like AGDQ but not shit?

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>>384859617

>>384860525
They need to start making shitloads of money before they can become as bad as GDQ and that wont happen. GDQ overshadows them too much.

>>384860610
sauce?

>>384860763
TwoTgirls_E017 - Mara Nova and Mayumi Sparkles - Caught Masturbating

https://www.empornium(dot)me/torrents.php?id=389258

wats heberewke lads D;

>>384860730

this. they probably wont make over $50k this year (really 100k since its being doubled) which GDQs make in a heart beat. that's not really enough to make them take this too seriously.

in a few years when they've gotten more exposure and are making like half a million per marathon, then the suits will move in and clean shit up to make it like a business

>>384860689
basically, yeah
lower budget, less donations, less rules, more casual atmosphere

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>>384860872
Well then.

I don't know what I expected.

Reminder Joshimuz said "fucking niggers" on the 2013 stream (1:44:48)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgf7-CWq-qU

>est. 3:20
Squadala, I'm off.

>3 hour 20 minute race
fucking what

Is this thing also a week long? Do all the runners speak english?

>>384861101
WTF I hate niggers nao??!

>>384861101
he said "nigger nigger"

Whens golden sun

>>384861101
he was just talking about the best rap song of all time. There's no issue with that.

>>384861194
there have been people who didnt speak english on previous years, they have someone else commentating for them

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>>384861194
Yep it goes all week and will be in heavily accented english

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>>384861159

>he didn't see the 5:30hr shining force I race in rpg limit break

your loss

this music is not very immersive with my Diablo 3 grinding
bring back Illbleed

>>384861406
>>384861446
Thanks. Shit looks pretty comfy. I'm going on vacation tomorrow so I can't watch this one. Do they do one stream a year or more?

>>384861540
They are doing 2 next year

>I missed this
Fuck...FUCK

im up after this run, wish me luck boys.

>barely register Austrian accent
wtf i love austria now

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>>384861446

>>384861385
It's right there, are you blind?
Just open the stream you... you basketball team.

>>384861628
the fuck is Hebereke

>about to close the stream
>fucking motoi sakuraba starts playing
I can't do it bros, is just too good.

Remember when this happened last year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40_VubWWxzA

>>384861585
>next year
Well damn. Thanks anon.

I actually like longer runs like this, especially for games I've never played. Helps me relax.

>>384861701
are you sure?

Why does the left side look blurry and the right side normal? Fucking filters, man.

>>384861850
snes version

was this the game made by kojima with a sunlight sensor or something

>>384861738
The Golden Sun soundtrack is his magnus opus. The battle themes, man.

>>384861850
I was wondering that myself. The dude commentating said it's because he's using a gameboy player.

>>384861791
does "jonesing" have a deeper meaning i'm unaware of?

>speed race
>players aren't even using the same hardware
>one player gets a 7s+ advantage because his hardware can reset quicker
based

>>384860525
Seeing as how Maral is incredibly politically incorrect and her boyfriend thinks GDQ is shitty because of how strict it is I highly doubt that

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>>384862031
based thickfu

>>384861919
You are thinking of Boktai and Kojima making is /v/ shitposting, he only participated a bit.

>>384862118
I want her to fart on my face.

>>384861987
Fuck you're sheltered. Jonesing is another term for craving.

>>384861101
so what, werster said "fucking niggers" on stream at agdq 2013 and didn't even get a slap on the wrist

>>384862139
Kojima directed the first one, numbnuts.

>>384862118
why was she hiding her crotch?

>>384862283
Stinky pussy.

>>384862283
"...i know the effect i have on men ; ) "

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get on my level noob

>>384862231
that's the obvious intent, but this guy was using the word without any perjorative adverbs or nouns, which made me wonder if it was directly connected to tobacky or something

Why do they keep saving and loading?

>>384862343
BASED stinkyposter

>>384862283
Because nerds record her sitting and upload it here while talking about farting and probably her feet.

>>384862492
you're damn right i do

>>384861791
that's our guy jangbang mate

>>384862474
reset the RNG to manipulate more easily

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>>384862492
>tfw going to sleep before she shows up again for more webm production

>That retreat
It would be funny if anyone was watching.

Are there gonna be ugly trannies making out like in GDQ? That shit was fukken hot lads.

>speedrunning event
>no trans people on camera

wtf

>Illbleed

I played this shit for the first time a year ago.

What a ride.

who the fuck made the layout for this event?
literally half the screen is dead space.

>>384862667
Sleep well, nerd.

>>384863104
Whats up anon dont you want to damage your eyes trying to keep up with a GBA race?

>>384863104
Buy a bigger screen, poorfag.

>Play turn based rpg
>Have script for the fight
>Choke anyways

Chooooke

RIP the entire French population

I haven't been watching the run up until now. The french dude's menu game is ridiculous.

>>384863632
He should probably just surrender.

>Audio is still on the choking guy
So this is the power of ESA, wow.

>>384863764
He goes faster than he can handle and fucks up.

>>384863764
iT WOULD BE IF HE DIDN'T KEEP FUCKING UP. Whoops caps lock, too lazy to fix it.

Doesnt jap have less text for this game? I assume it would make a big difference given this is the Tim Buckley rpg.

>>384863841
Я хoтeл бы быть c вaми, Tyт cкyчнo дo cмepти!

Has this been a better watch than GDQ this year boys?

>>384864639
1 day in and holy shit has it ever.
The runners are choking on every game and it's still leagues better than a GDQ

>>384864639
>no tranny lels

Shit marahton.

>>384864639
GDQ had 2 or 3 good runs, this had 1 so far.

>>384864639
>euros

>>384864639
I'm enjoying it so far. SGDQ was pretty dull this year.

>missed the illbleed run
shit
I actually have the game on-disc but I'm still trying to figure out how not to eat shit at it.

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Are there seriously no qt traps in this event. What a fucking gay and shitty event. Just
WOW
o
w

>>384864639
By far.

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>>384864639
It's much more chill

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>>384865208
MORE

>>384864639
No, only one good run so far. It's only been one day so far though so whatever. Waiting for something on par with LttP or Jedi Outcast.

>No fatal frame, Siren, or sonic spinball
Why?

>>384865208
>it's not even cached
What was it?

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>>384865394
a shitty webm of some chink """"trap"""" using a fucking filter

>>384865394
faggot shit

>>384864969
Traps are gay. You're gay. Fuck you.

>no nazi rules
>no lgbt propaganda
>interaction with chat
>didn't sell soul to some big company
>less ads
>FUN

I hope ESA will never become "popular" and will stay comfy.

>>384866057
http://garyc.me/bring/

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>>384866057
It's mesmerising

>>384866057
MODS MODS MODS ASDSDGDS

>>384866057
Does HRT always make your nuts that tiny?

>>384866057
am i in japan?

fast games start after this at least

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>coolkid coming up

>>384859617
I like speedrunning but i cant watch unless it is tranny free.

>>384866797
No one cares

>>384866797
same 2bh

>>384866797
it is tranny free tho

>>384866797
kys

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>>384867006
Yes

>>384867090
>aqua wearing bikini bottoms
delet

L.A. Noire speedrun
Shit is dumb.

>>384866920
>>384867042
traps are gay fyi

>>384867261
You nervous you left-wing leaning parasite?

>>384867310
>men cross dressing as women are gay
no way.

>>384867261
Watch Rayman 2 when it comes on. Problem solved.

>>384867379
gay would imply they're attracted to other men
there is nothing INHERENTLY gay about traps

Man, actually went and read the twitch chat, are americans genuinely the most easily triggered faggots out there?
This shit is hilarious.

>>384867379
>male on male and SOMEHOW it's not gay
I don't see how your point is in any way true.

>>384867440
Highly recommend going through the IRC relay if you're not trying to type into chat, that way you don't end up seeing any messages get deleted

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I miss Golden Sun

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>>384867660

>>384866728
Shit, didn't see that, I'll have to check that game out

>>384867826
>no timestamp

nice try

>animes
Cut the stream.

>>384867826
>not blurry
>no timestamp in shitty handwriting
nice try legitimate leakfag, try harder to make it look less crisp and clear next time and we might take you seriously

Which was better, GS1 or 2?

TRICK QUESTION ITS 2

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good night ESA

>>384868383
At least make it fair

1, 2, or 3?

Trick question, it's still 2

>>384867310
traps are gay, butt fucking a trap isnt

>>384868525
If you know it's a trap then you too are gay

>>384868525
>balls touch
>not gay

>Golden Sun is actually good and not just a meme

Why did nobody tell me?

>>384867826
pro tip: you can get Niconico on the Japanese e-shop and play videos through there.

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>>384868760
We've been telling you for years, 1 and 2 are great. 3 has a great third act but its pretty bleh, sadly.

We co-op run now?

is that a biological women on the right?

>>384868760
It's really not, it's a below average JRPG overrated because of its graphics and because of the lack of original JRPGs in the GBA catalog, anyone telling you that the game is good either has nostalgia for it or hasn't played many JRPGs.
If you want a good Camelot JRPG play the Game Boy Color Mario Tennis game.

Tech team stopped giving a fuck about putting audio on the leader forever ago.

>>384869154
no that's a bearded man

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>>384869253
>If you want a good Camelot JRPG play the Game Boy Color Mario Tennis game.

>>384869368
um, women can have beards too. BANNED

>>384869317
when the race is this close due to resetting every 5 minutes who fucking cares?

>>384868760

Literally never understood this meme. Golden Sun 1 was fucking incredible. Never got around to playing 2 but heard it was good too. Only /v/ shits on them and I don't understand why. Playing that shit in freshman year high school back in 2001 was incredible.

>>384869432
>he has never played GBC Mario Tennis
You're missing out on an actually good RPG.

>>384869447
They probably dont even know who is leading. I lost track a while ago with all the reseting.

Why don't they speedrun actual GOOD European games at these events like Gothic?
Why did they play Venetica (a shit German RPG) instead of Gothic 2 (a German RPG which happens to be the best RPG period?)

>>384869648
Because Japan makes better games

>>384869648
Because gothic guy isn't a hot girl

>>384869648
I'd happily watch an unpatched Witcher 3

(Not patched though, that's boring as shit)

>tfw can't order pizza at 3 AM

>>384859832
>trap
>tranny
???

>>384869980
thats twink from legend of zelda

>>384869648
Probably because there are very few actually well made European based games. The pols made The Witcher and that seems to be the pinnacle of euro core.

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>>384869961
I'll share with you anon

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I wanna speedrun umaru!

>>384859832
>>384869980
Trap = 2d
Tranny = 3d

Same way as

Furry = 2d
A man injecting dog hormones into his testes to increase his bodyhair growth, put silicon in his penis to create a knot and then stitch rotting animal carcass to his face = 3d
Sounds crazy but that's what trannies do

>>384870324
Sure, as long as it's not frozen.

It's all tumbling down

WHAT IS ZIS

I DON'T UNDERZTAND

IT IZ ZA PINEAPPEEL PIZA

>>384870324
>somewhere there is a pizza hut that still sell pzones

This has been a really enjoyable run. I had no idea the setup was equally professional as GDQ.

>>384870812
>tfw pizza hut no longer does home deliveries here

Why is ESA so much better than A/SGDQLBGTQ++?

Is either of them beating the estimate?

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>>384870892

>>384870892
Pretty much the only things I've ate from Pizza Hut this decade are pepperoni lovers stuffed crust pizzas and their wings, though I don't get them often.

I can understand why people dislike Pizza Hut but I will stand by their breaded wings.

>>384870980
their run just died by the sounds of it, encounter manipulation fucked up along the way and they're not getting fights they're supposed to

Is there a trap count?

>>384871092
We only got real girls in europe.

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>French people trying to be funny

>>384871092
noir isnt there, so 0

>>384870372
this is simply incorrect
a trap is a crossdressing male who knows/believes that they are male and just "trapping" for fun or profit (bridget is the perfect example: he looks extremely effeminate and dresses like a girl but he never actually thinks he is one)
a tranny is someone who either believes or convinces themselves that they are genuinely the other gender and desire to become that gender permanently
traps tend to not buy into the gender politics bullshit because for them it's a business or a hobby whereas trannies go headfirst into it because they think/know they can benefit from it

learn the difference between the two, it could save your life

>>384870372
>put silicon in his penis to create a knot

Sounds like that would cause infertility or worse, no?

>go to http://www.esamarathon.com/
>not even a Twitch embed on their site
nice quality production eurofags, now I have to type the twitch URL manually because of your incompetence

>>384871578
I think he was attempting to create a srs analogy.

Why do they reset all the time? What do they achieve saving and reloading?

>>384871578
Because turning your scrotum into an artificial pocket wouldn't. That was my point, how grotesquely frankeinsteinian the whole sex change operation is, we just accept it as normal

>>384871321
Guess you are right

>>384871321
I know a few trans chicks that are good folks. They kept their tackle instead of sinking that deep down the crazy hole. Less crazy than I am, but really fucked up as far as overall health.

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Post qt girls

>>384871668
Resetting RNG

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>>384871668
Rng manipulation

>>384871831
Do they know the seed for RNG in Golden Sun? What does it affect?

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>>384871804

Do you guys like resets:the run? Because I sure love resets:the run. My favorite part was when he reset and then had to do a slow ass block pushing puzzle again.

Wait, didnt the frenchie just do these puzzles?
I look away for a minute and it's like nothing changed

>>384871869
I think they do and use it for random encounters.

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>>384871908

>>384871869
Yeah, they have the whole route mapped out already so as long as they do the right stuff the numbers play the same. It affects stuff like who enemies target, what move they use and I think when a battle encouter happens.

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This game is fucking boring.

How can they beat the final boss with being this underleveled? I remember they kicking my ass GOOD when I was a kid, a legit hard last boss

>>384872021
Whoa. It's amazing, although it looks boring and crazy from the outside

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>it's a race but one of them is 30 minutes ahead

>>384871776
It's a shame about their health, dating a trans girl currently and it's the best relationship/sex I had compared to biological females.
It really comes down to how level-headed they are in general and don't buy into the falseflagging/tumblr wars shit.

Incoming mercykill

>>384872139
Bet you're the kind of person that drops out of a match as soon as things get ugly instead of taking it like a champ

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What game are you playing while watching the stream and shitposting? I bought Everything since it's on sale. It's a little boring.

>>384872298
I play the dicky fiddly game

>>384872124
Flash

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>>384872298
Nothing I'm eating dinner

>>384872298
>playing videogames

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why is the sound on the guy who is far behind?

Who;s ready for the nes block after this?

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>>384872320
>>384872373
>>384872397
Sounds like fun.

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>>384872417
Because it only bothers people with autism. Caught ya.

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>>384872298
100% Orange Juice. It's a perfect play'n'watch game when you have two screens.

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>no Dungeon Travelers 2 speedrun

You call this a marathon?

>entire game is beautiful

>but the monsters are ugly ass 3d renders

>>384872540
I love DT2 but this post is somewhat random as fuck, don't you think?

>>384870372
You're retarded, a trap is a guy who is fully aware they're a male, but is extremely feminine to the point where, when dressing in women's clothes, looks like a woman
A tranny is a mentally disabled person who pumps their body full of hormones and mutilates themselves in a desperate and foolish attempt to make themselves the other sex

>>384872617
>3d renders
they're sprites

>>384861101
no he didn't?

>>384872298
i started playing zelda: a link between worlds
it's better than i thought it would be
i've also been replaying devil survivor overclocked

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>>384872664
>Traps actually look convincingly like women.
I think you might be the delusional one friend.

>>384872298
learning how to speedrun jedi academy

>>384872298
browsing empornium and looking for some nice VR porn for this fine sunday morning

>>384872692
It's like Donkey Kong Country

They made a 3d model, then made a rendered an image in every pose, then they compressed it to fit the cartridge

love ESA
hate GDQ

>>384871590
Or you could've gone to Schedule and then click Stream 1?

>>384872621
Well it can be speedran at least

https://youtu.be/fleONtpyfeE

>>384872617
If you think these are bad, be glad they're not running Dungeon Dice Monsters.

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>Nintendo DS has a GBA slot and a DS slot
>they had one job, being able to import your save from the GBA games to the DS game
>they fucked it up

>>384862118
she got fat and shes not from Sweden anymore?

>>384870964
Everything was optimized around the idea of raising money for charity. It's not that the staff hate fun, specifically - it's just that it's difficult to promote a family-friendly stream when you've got people cursing and doing anything that skirts the line of being publicly acceptable. Stuff like fumo gets ditched because mass audiences feel alienated when there's something they don't get. Now, they routinely make $1m+ per marathon, so it was a success. Whether or not the de-fun-ification of the marathon was necessary for that, I can't say, but I imagine it's much harder when you've got a specific audience to appease and the vast majority of attendees are complete randoms.

In other words yurop stronk.

>>384872928
is dat a benis?

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>>384872928
>tfw no gf to fondle

>>384872928
Your dog looks autistic

>>384872904
There was a EO3 speedrun in one of the ESA marathons so I am not surprised. It was a mess though.

>>384872928
pusy

>>384872970
This is a fucking lie. Originally SDA guys who lived all over the world got together to hang out with each other, and speedran games on stream for the fans.
Then Mike had the great idea to slap charity on it, to make them feel less worthless, and to get people more involved

Now we are in marxist newspeak mode and "charity was always the point!"
Fuck all of you

>>384873127
What did I say that was incorrect, anon? I never said that charity was always the point. I simply wrote that, over time, the event was specifically designed to generate as much money from charity as possible. Do you disagree?

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>>384872928
that better just be a puffy vulva

>>384872928

Put an egg in it

>>384873250
It's a puffy boivulva

>beat final boss
>have to play for another half an hour
Who thought this was aa good idea?

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>Hebereke up next
AWW YEAH

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ITS OVER

>>384872298
EVE Online. Doing space murder with speedrunning in the background is pretty comfy

>>384873404
Wouldn't be a Golden Sun game without an absurd amount of padding.

Oh god it's the mexican kid again

>>384873443
Oh yes. And followed by Gimmick and Mitsume ga Tooru.

>>384872750
That's what a trap is you retard that's why it's called a trap

This kid should get a refund. He wanted a gun, not some charity bullshit.

>>384872970
>anything that skirts the line of being publicly acceptable
>fumo gets ditched because mass audiences feel alienated
Meanwhile, trannies ahoy

>>384873575
Absolutely. ESA needs a palate cleanser after Golden Sun.

>Hebreke
Cool. Played it as a kid, remember essentially nothing except for top tier soundtrack and that it was a good game.

>>384873594
>wants to shoot his friends
>gets the means to do so
>still complains
Kids these days

>>384873605
Argue about it if you want, that's how the masses feel.

>>384873653
>Played it as a kid
On your mom's iphone or what?

>>384873662
Not everyone is capable of penetrating people with bullets just by throwing them Hulk.

>>384873653
It's an awesome [spoiler[Metroidvania[/spoiler]

Top notch audio crew

>>384873754
On a Nintendo Entertainment System. Not sure if you've heard of it, child...

>>384873741
They don't.

>>384873741
Normies still hate gays and especially trannies

Thankfully for them, most twitch donators are literally autistic

>>384873885
You had a famicom as a kid with an obscure licensed platformer? Your parents must have been huge weebs

tranny confirmed

>>384874042
Everyone had a NES and people lent games around.

maybe i should go over there
i know where they are

WHERE ARE THE TRANNIES?

JUMPING ON A ROCK TO PUSH IT

WOOOW THAT MAKES NO SENSE
NOTHING IN THIS GAME MAKES SENSE

THIS GAME IS SO WEIRD HAHA

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I missed Golden sun, how was it?

European trannies are so much better holy shit

>>384873895
I'm not talking about the twitch audience, I mean the normalfag audience. The sort of people who donate en masse because they played Zelda as a kid and their grandmother had breast cancer.
>>384873965
Hate seems like the wrong word. It's odd, sure, but not really new - just look at Eurovision. It's only on /v/ and twitch that people seem to care.

>>384874285
Good as long as you like pineapple pizza memes.

>>384874234
Sorry, looked it up, didn't know it came out in the us too

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>>384874264
>WHERE ARE THE TRANNIES?

>>384874264
you get frisked at the entrance, if you have a feminine penis they remove you from the premises

only big boys allowed

>>384874285
This thread was actually made during the downtime between Illbleed and Golden Sun. Every post during that run is in here. Basically it was boring.

>>384874426
Did you forget the event is held in Sweden?

blonde girl in the back left is cute

>>384874593

>girl

>>384872540
>>384872621
they had etrian oddysey at esa last year or maybe the year before
grindy jap wizardry clones are just bad to speedrun maybe not as bad as typical jrpgs but still pretty fucking bad

>>384874342
>I'm not talking about the twitch audience, I mean the normalfag audience.
You're not talking about normalfags, you're talking about the triggered twitter audience.

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https://discord.gg/3gEFHN4

Need more speedrunning people in here!

>>384874593
how much euro nerd dick you think she's getting tonight

>>384873965
Only normies I met that hate gays and trans people were blacks or muslims, most white people I ran into could care less as long as they weren't coming onto them when they weren't interested if they weren't attracted to them.

>>384874342
>It's only on /v/ and twitch that people seem to care
Think about that time we had nationality listed, it was mostly third worlders and canada shitposting here.

Also think there is an excess of underage people flocking here to be edgy anymore, no one cared about the neck-beards raging in the past but it seems most of them moved onto other sites.

>>384874618
no way a dude has tits and thighs like that
>>384874659
i think she swedish so as much as she can get

>>384874659
Nerd dick? 0
"Euro"? Well...

ANIMAL ABUSE

>2 real girls in the audience
>they look decently attractive too

america on suicide watch

>>384874908
Only 1 looks decently attractive.

>>384874652
It doesn't matter. The point is that GDQ chooses to err on the side of caution. Regardless of your personal politics, there's more money to be made in pandering to the lowest common denominator of educated Westerners with left-leaning politics. Even if the GDQ staff is just aiming to please a select few people on social media who get angry, they're still keeping the majority of their audience content by not aggravating the system.

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>You are supposed do X
>But that is sloooow, so

>Oh this boss makes *perfect* sense

>Hardest trick in the game

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>mfw europe has actual CIS women going to these events
how can US estrogen industry ever recover?

>>384874908
feminine penis ≠ girl

>28 minutes for gimmick!
>WR is like 9 minutes
ughhh?

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>>384875178
Easily.

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>>384875204
>Best ending

BUILT IN MEME BUTTON

SUCK IT OBS

>>384875247
Being fat is gonna give you bigger breasts after all.

ESA has improved a lot over the years, i'm impressed.

>>384875247
that's because obesity, it's not the good kind of big breasts...

Hebereke is a great game, but the runner didn't really make the run very interesting.

>>384875304
>>384875328
Read the asterisk you retarded euros.

>>384875304
>breastlet can't even read
"Regardless of weight", flatkin

BAN HIM

I want to hang out with these goofbags

>>384875247
dont russian women, on average, have the largest breasts?

>>384875064
You have no way of knowing that. You assume that since they make X amount of money doing things the way they do them now, X must be the most amount of money they could possibly make.

>>384875392
That's some slick wording there. A typical woman born in the US is a massive lard ass who's bound to have big tits. A typical woman is thus bound to have larger breats regardless if you regard their bodyweight or not.

Girl on stream, this is NOT a drill

>not getting the ending where the loli gets raped
s.m.h.

>>384875543
she looks pure, I hope the somalis didn't get to her

>>384875247
How about controlling for breast augmentation surgeries, shartinmart?

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>>384875505
Alright, man. You're right, I don't know how they can make the most money. It's 4 AM and I don't really feel like arguing anymore about things that aren't all that important.

>real girls
wtf this isn't speedrunning

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>>384875524
>A typical woman born in the US is a massive lard ass

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nvr4get

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when's Bonesaw?

>You need a spider to remove that spider

>NA sleeping
comfy times

>coolkid is swedish
>and doesn't think the ship song is the best

I no longer like him

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>>384875775
>tfw NA

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post some speedrun kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjwPKgdkjg0

>>384875775
Now I know to blame yuros for posting shit like >>384875726

>>384875726
What bothers me most is PMG grabbing her head and forcing the kiss. Don't give a shit otherwise.

>>384875726
>Going tranny to kiss other trannies
I really don't see the point. Just be gay.

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why do women hang out at these events?

>>384875969
>>384875916
Attention

>>384875969
Attention

>>384875969
Just like faggots, they like men

>>384875969
Attention

>>384875969
This one with long hair looks like Dr. Mario speedrunner.

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>>384876049
>>384876051
Hivemind

>>384875969
because these slimy autistic 'men' might have a salvageable friend or two

Is this a SJWfest like GDQ?

>>384875969
why do video games hang out at these events?

>>384875969
mostly for attention

>>384875969
usually they come along with their boyfriends

>save girl
>only get a hug

Just manlet things