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>be me
>russian mercenary guarding this ship we just raided
>boss talks about this thing called metal gear ray
>some kind of walking tank machine he tells me
>boss is obviously the type of fag to watch one of those mongolian cartoons that rip off pacific rim
>besides that its a good paying job
>and meet great people in my squad
>an hour into my regular patrol I see Sergei fall down
>WTF.jpg
>inspect him to see if he's hurt
>fucker is fast asleep
>kick him and tell the lazy bastard to get back to work
>am slightly confused to why Sergei just fell asleep it's 11:00
>turn around to see a box just sitting there right in front of me
>OHSHITWATTHEFUCK.webm
>how did this box even get here?
>I open it just out of curiosity
>find out some dude was hiding in it
>before I can react the man beats me up with some kung fu shit
>get knocked out
>wake up days later in a hospital
>doctor says I'm the only survivor
>he tells me that the ship I raided was destroyed by a bipedal tank called a Metal Gear
>MFW