Name a worse Dad

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>>384845549

>>384845549
Mine.

>>384845549
God.

>>384845596
kek
>>384845612
damn...

>>384845549
Me

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>>384845612

Did he dress you or something?

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>>384845690

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>>384845749

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>>384845549
Booker Dewitt.

Now name me some based dads. I'll start with Harry Mason.

>>384845596
>Schreiber's mother, who now lives on an ashram in Virginia, was born into a working class household of communists in Brooklyn, New York; her family was Jewish, descended from Polish and Ukrainian immigrants

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>>384845612

>>384845690
>>384845749
>PAIN!

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>>384845612
ruined mah day

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Easy. He killed his son, the mother and her sister within 3 days.

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JASON!!!!

>>384845596
>>384845690
>>384845749
>>384845797
>anything, but animated series harley
Absolute trash

>>384846269
>press X to fuck her

What were they thinking?

>>384845549
Why, cuz he was caught off guard by the zombie apocalypse and some scumbag g-men who killed his daughter?

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>>384845549
>managed to raise a non-bratty, non-spoiled, down-to-earth teenage daughter by himself while also working a tough construction job and trying to start his own business
>made time to support her at soccer
>killed to protect her
>risked his life to protect her
>tried to take a bullet for her
>carried around her watch for twenty years long after it broke
>she thinks he's the best dad in the world
How the FUCK is Joel a bad father?

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>>384845596
winrar

>>384846431
>press X to fuck her
What? Where was this scene?

>>384846880

https://youtu.be/fENgPI5XFO8

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Jack

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thread over

>>384845596
I saw the thread on /pol/ too, you crossboarding fuck.

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>>384845612
that hit a little too close to home

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>>384846269
>jumps in front of a speeding car to save his son, resulting in a six-month coma
>drives for five minutes on the wrong side of the highway to save his son
>crawls through broken glass and through a field of electrified condensers to save his son
>cuts off part of his finger with a fucking pair of scissors to save his son
>murders a guy to save his son
>escapes a SWAT team by jumping off a building to save his son
>drinks deadly poison to save his son
>kills himself if his son dies
If you think Ethan was a shitty Dad that's because you made shitty choices and are a pussy faggot. The only bad Dad here is you, anon.

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>tfw you cant stop reliving the time you slaughtered your (first) wife and daughter

probably not gonna be father of the year in the next game, either

>>384847404
Saved his son from being a bitch. Figuratively, anyway. I mean it's the thought that counts, right? His mother was batshit too, but at least Huey was Mobile Suit Gundam batshit and not starchild hippieshit.
The Dog/Wolf line was a metaphor for Venom/Big Boss. Only Huey knew Venom wasn't BB, and that's why he was hostile

>>384847404

/thread

i hate that fucker so much, the constant victim complex and denial. Venom should have killed him

>>384847818
>trap your wife inside a robot think tank until she dies, ignoring her begging to be let out
> using your son to test your experimental, super dangerous, mecha weapons

yeah, huey did nothing wrong. right.

>>384847779
Waiting for the moment where he eventually snaps at his son and sends him running into danger. Then the subsequent bonding moment when it is revealed his son too his a rageahaloic

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>>384845549
Son Goku

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>>384845612

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>>384847818
Otacon was a bitch in the end too, well at least solid fixed him a little bit but still.
also
>casuing a parasite outbreak and blaming Venom for the casualties
>letting child soldiers pilot a MG knowing Eli was planing to attack them.

>>384845596
That father is terrible for letting his child see that terrible movie

>>384845596
>(((Schreiber)))
god damn it not again
it's starting to seem less and less like a coincidence

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>>384845596

Super hero movies were a mistake.

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>>384846996
>Player has trouble getting the bra off

>>384846664

Was.

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>>384845612
>tfw back to school nights were the worst day of the year

>>384848294
Again, Huey was a prisoner in Diamond Dogs. He knew Venom was an imposter, and that Kaz wanted him dead. His hostility towards DD is just as sensible as it was against XOF.

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>>384848060
>tfw your son rips a man in half with nothing more than visceral rage and his bare hands

>>384848006
Murdering Strangelove wasn't right, but if you listen to her tapes she was a meme. Literally. Huey wouldn't have kills her if he didn't love his son and the idea of Hal piloting a fuckin' LEV.

I'm glad Otacon didn't turn into The Boss' memechild.

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>>384845596

Papa Nier

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>>384848631
>people STILL defend Huey

>>384848294
Otacon's development worked, though. Out of all the shitty things MGS4 does, Otacon wasn't one of then. Shame he didn't get the ending he and Snake deserved; Death

Again, it's better than being the spiritual child of an incoherent Manson member.

>>384845812
/pol/ is always right

>>384849157
Because he was one of the few things worth talking about in MGSV. Otacon himself wasn't a great father, either. Adopted Sunny and directly involved her in a terrorist cell, used her prodigal capabilities to topple a system for nothing more than his own revenge, then let her work on dangerous Aeronautics, I.E. rockets, while she was still an adolescent.

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>>384848623
no No NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>384849694
More like best dad
How awesome would that be?

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>>384845690
>>384845749
>>384845797
>>384845596

>>384849694
>Because he was one of the few things worth talking about in MGSV
Only because the plot of that game was like a pile of tangled strings and you have no idea which thread is actually significant.

>>384849771
Nobody likes chipmunks who lie,anon.

>>384848073
>not Dad Goku
what did he mean by this?

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>>384850773

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>>384846664
>takes care of girl that isn't his
>learns to care for her
>saves her life on several occasions
>murders and tortures people to keep her alive
>gave up a possible cure for humanity for her

>>384851132
It's kinda cute because Joel slowly warms up to her but when Tess tells him to get a movew on he snaps back to being a hardass. And he warms up to her even more but when he meets Bill and gets shit for looking after her, Joel acts like he doesn't care about Ellie but you can tell he does because he only agrees with Bill at a volume that means Ellie won't hear it.

Joel is a cutie.

>>384846664

I wanna deepthroat Joel till theres a second we catch eachother's eyes and he sprays on the back of my throat.

And I aint even gay.

>>384851542
>That little death animation at failing to get to the elevator while carrying Ellie
shit son

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>>384851132
Considering that they couldn't even preform biopsy which would've completely negated having to kill Ellie to produce a vaccine
Joel did nothing wrong

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>>384845549
Too easy

>>384852362

Fuck off.

>>384852170
>Joel's first introduction to their leader is when she is suffering a gunshot wound, after he's witnessed the Fireflies getting their asses handed to them
>the literal cure for the plague is entrusted to two thuggish smugglers who traffic weapons (not people) instead of an army of firefly soldiers and supporters
>Joel's next encounter with the fireflies is the aftermath of a bloodbath, and these were the fireflies that were expected to get Ellie halfway accros the country
>Joel gets to Colorado State University and finds another failed expedition; their scientist is a fucking retard who gets himself bitten by a carrier he infected and experimented on, all the while this scientist bitches about how fucking disorganized and retarded the Fireflies are
>more evidence of Firefly retardation
>none of the Fireflies at Salt Lake City were told of Ellie, or what she looked like, or who she might be with, meaning that when Joel begged for help and they knocked him out, they very nearly threw away their savior
>they didn't even bother to perform other tests on Ellie, instead going straight to the drastic LET'S CUT OUT HER BRAIN
>they didn't even suggest to Joel that all other options were exhausted
>they didn't let Joel say goodbye first
>they treated the man who walked their savoir halfway around the country like absolute shit and didn't even offer him the cache of weapons he was promised, instead beating him up and then telling him to leave
The Fireflies were a bunch of jackasses and I felt NO guilt in blowing them all away.

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>>384847164
>FUCK YOU DAD

I WANNA FUCK JOEL

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>>384845549

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>>384845612
Came here to post this
I feel you man

>>384854206

Fuck off.

>>384854206
Harsh.

>>384845612
Wow fuck you man.
> i feel you anon.

>>384854310
Is he sporting a bonner?

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>>384845549

>>384855007
If you call that a boner you must have a pathetically small boy, anon.

>>384855274
He could be a half chub desu~

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>>384855394
What if he's completely flaccid

>>384855905
Yeeeea

>>384845596

Lewd

>>384857495
Fuck off.

Does anyone have the "/d/ raises a kid" pic?

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>>384845804

subject delta

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>>384853278
>there are still nu-male faggots out there who think Joel did something wrong
>mfw imagining them standing in the operating room for minutes hoping the game will give them a choice and not getting one

>>384851132
>Being pushed out of Boston
>Have to hire the thuggest smugglers in town to move their precious cargo because they're incapable themselves
>All the fireflies at the hand off point for Ellie are dead or have fled because they're terrible
>Scientists in Colorado are so fucking inept, the lead researcher manages to infect himself because he's a bleeding heart retard with test monkeys
>Are barely getting along in Utah
>They just want to put a bullet in Joel after he hands off Ellie without paying him, with no regards to what's happened or the fact that Tess is dead
>Immediately move a girl into surgery before she wakes up from drowning so they can cut out her brain

The Fireflies are hilariously inept. I know that for dramatic stakes, you probably have to buy that they have the means to create a cure, but holy fuck does the game present them in a laughable way.

>>384845612
fuck i was going to post this. Looks like we feel on the same wavelength anon.

>>384845596
(((schreiber)))

>>384845549
Joel is up there with Papa Nier and Kenny on the best video game dad list.

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>>384845549

>>384861336
Fuck off.

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>>384845549

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Kah mon...

>>384846664
I must not have paid attention because I don't recall anything except the construction and watch stuff.

>>384847164
you stole my idea

>>384845612
The last contact I had from my dad was an email 11 years ago where he calls me gay and worthless.

>>384862416

To be fair, what if you are gay and worthless?

>>384848856
I don't agree that Huey was a good dad, but you are right about the lesbian. Her entire life was memes and she deserved to die.

>>384863039
I'm not gay though.

>>384859593
>>They just want to put a bullet in Joel after he hands off Ellie without paying him, with no regards to what's happened or the fact that Tess is dead
Why would they give a fuck though? To them he's just some disposable smuggler that probably knows too much. If I was a firefly I'd put a bullet in his head to be safe too.

In fact that's exactly what he did to Marlene just to make sure she wouldn't come back for revenge.

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>>384845549
You can say that Brad's terrible all you want but this fucker is much more worse.

>>384845596
What is exactly wrong with this?

>>384845549
That's not Kratos

>>384863673
im not sure why but the sight of an adult holding the hand of a prepubescent boy in fishnets, pigtails and makeup should trigger every amber alert in a county wide radius

>>384845596
You shouldn't even let your daughter dress up like harley quinn holy shit

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>Son goes into a soul coma for 500 years, the pieces of his soul scattered around the 5 mile radius that is what is left of the world
>can't find a single one in 500 years, not even the one just outside of his house
>has to have raitoningu find the pieces for him in a few days

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>>384852362
>t. not even a ghost

>>384845549
explain to me how Joel was a bad dad. please, I'm really curious to hear how you explain this bullshit.

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>>384848623
BEGONE
FIEND

>>384845596
He probably fucks his son.