I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen.

fuck off boople braapins

WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD IT, MISTER.

"Gut?!" That's way too violent! These are people who attach themselves to these characters! People who cosplay them! You can't have them insult eachother and treat eachother mean! You need to change it, here are some other food preparation/poultry alternatives:
>What's wrong? Chicken?
>Battered and deep-fried. Heh, crispy.
>That was delicious.
>I love preparing food.
>Food is tasty. Yum!
Remember, keep it postitive. Please refer to the writing style docket before submitting further lines.

>>384842531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=han3AfjH210

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If God had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

>>384842928
No religious references. We've been over this.

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HUTTA HUTTA HUH

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Heroes never die!

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I require BBC

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The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting...

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Is there a point to your lives!?

>>384843425
Mei is the Pyro you dipshit

>>384843820
She doesn't have any mask

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If you were from where I was from you'd be fucking dead, luv.

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Everything above your neck is going to be a fine red mist

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The burning you feel? It is shame.

Do you think sombra blackmailed Katya Volskaya into giving her sexual favors haha

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This thing ain't on autopilot

>>384842531
when the fuck did blizzard ever say anything like this

>>384843648
Watching Mercy splayed out, helpless and getting her holes stuffed with BBC as she moans helplessly would be so hot.

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we did it m8

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>>384845424
we're getting there. The doomfist SFM will be revolutionary

>>384842651
God I'll never forget these shorts. God knows how many times I watched them before I got the orange box.

>>384843627
And this is why your game is shit!

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>tfw TF2 is gone forever

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>>384842531
>characters saying quotes with out swears is over the line
>shooting, smashing, zapping, shattering eachother eardrums to "death" isn't

What did blizzard mean by this?

>>384845093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HjLN1TA3bc

Also tfw the captcha for this post is to pick images with hats

>>384842531
Uhhh you forgot her mexican heritage :*, try something like;
>Whats wrong, pollo?

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Okami yo waga teki wo kurae!

>>384845772
Haven't you heard? Tonight is the night!

>>384845950
>File: thinking ass man.jpg (59 KB, 525x503)

Blame america

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Mmph mmmph mph-mph mmph mmmmph!

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>>384842531
>Food analogy

>>384848472
Fat.

Overwatch lines are so fucking bad compared to TF2
It's like they were trying their hardest to not offend anyone

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>>384848735
If they had a character like Soldier in Overwatch, the sjw screeching would be hilarious

>>384845950
It's not about morals. It's about sales.

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What sick man sends babies to fight me?

>>384849201
If they had a character like Soldier in Overwatch, it might be worth paying for.

>>384849426
You implying that only men can be in charge???

WELL
OFF TO VISIT YOUR MOTHER

God, the color palette in Overwatch is such an eyesore.

>>384850227
WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I HATE FRANCE RIGHT NOW

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I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin.
[french noises]

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They're goin'ta haf'ta gloo you back togethar... In HALE

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>>384842531
I understand Blizzard tends to go "safer" since it means guaranteed money for them, but you don't have to post like a retard.

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>>384851679
>>u srs pepe.jpg
>implying frogposter opinions matter

>>384842154
I want to marry Sombra and start a loving family with her!

>>384851813
>HAHA GUYS! G-GUYS! HE'S POSTED A FROG! I TOTALLY DESTROYED HIS ARGUMENT!
>r-right?

Pathetic. Come back when you have a better argument other than pointing out other people's images and "m-m-muh ess jay dubya-o's.

>>384851947
>frogposter
>upon being insulted immediately resorts to sjws
Keep /pol/ in /pol/

This game is so fucking bad. Especially the community

This happened a few hours ago
>Pick widow on Attack Volskyai industry (I cant spell it)
>Some right away starts bitching saying hes gonna throw
>Some other guy insta locks hanzo
>Not switch because fuck yall I play who I want
>Match starts and I pick off mercy in 5 seconds and some one else
>No one follows up
>nonstop bitching from autist
>Lose in seconds on round 2

Seriously these people need to be fuckingg euthanized. I dont give a shit about winning I just want to perform my role the best I can.

>>384852205
Dumbass I'm the one calling you out for using the "muh SJW boogyman" shit.

And it's just a fucking reaction image I use. Has the_donald and /pol/ REALLY corrupted Pepe that much to where I actually CAN'T post him anymore without fear that some retard like you will think I'm a tinfoil hat wearing neo-nazi?

Man really, really, really FUCK the 2016 election.

>>384852238
And it makes no sense. You can always switch characters. Throwing a fit because someone picked "wrong" in casual is silly, but I guess it might often be genuine autism.

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>>384852315
>it's another stormnigger tries to pull the good ol switcheroo

>>3848(You)52238
>Pick Widow on Attack
>I can't spell
Never stopped reading this hard before.

>>384842531
People might think you're exaggerating, but that's pretty much their boardroom philosophy.

>>384852238
Doomfist brough out all the cucks, there's no saving this community anymore

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>>384852238
Ugh this community is too toxic

>>384853413
I understand being upset over "GG EZ" because it's just annoying shit that's supposed to make you angry, but this is way too much...

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>>384842154
The writing for overwatch is so abysmal.
Guess i got spoiled on Valve writers.

>>384842531
>This is quite objectively how they're thinking.
>When the characters in the game are literally murdering each other all the time.

Like, when you look at how Mei murders people, she's launching foot long icicles into peoples skulls, all while she's talking about "that's what you get for being a bully!" like she's some goody two shoes pixar character. It's polarizing. These fucking characters are killing each other constantly, they all have to be fucking psychopaths, insane, or hardened assassins on some level.

>>384845487
FREEEEDAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM

>>384854767
It almost hurts worse when someone spams "A-mei-zing!" over and over when they kill you because of the amount of effort compared to just saying something shitty

>>384854613
I enjoy saying it when my team loses.

>>384845487

demoman takes SKILL

>>384854767
>she's launching foot long icicles into peoples skulls, all while she's talking about "that's what you get for being a bully!"

Maybe you shouldn't fucking bully people then, cunt.

>>384855314
Junkrat takes more skill. Demoman needs to have 8 stickies, Junkrat has to get it all done with one. That's 8 times more skill!

>>384842531
You could use "Squishing a bug" since she says that.

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>>384854710
>tfw they all left

>>384851546
Like the sniper with the personality of the spy

>>384855994
PfftHAAAHAHAHAHAHAA haw*snort* HAHahaha *snort* hehe

>>384856271
heehee haha hoohoo :) heh

>>384852238
It's funny because this is actually a perfect example of WHY people don't want you to pick Window on attack.

>>No one follows up

That right there is the problem. You need somebody else to follow up. You literally can not do the only thing that matters (capture a point) as widowmaker. You can get 500 kills in one game, but somebody with 0 kills who captures a point is more valuable to the team, because the win condition is standing on the point, not getting kills.

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>finally fell for the Overwatch meme
>not having fun at all
>like not even remotely
>everything is terrible
>keep playing and playing and playing and adjusting settings and playstyle and it's still just fundamentally not fun

This might legitimately be my biggest case of buyer's remorse ever. How the fuck can people stand it? I think my distaste might come from how fucking terrible and samey the maps/objectives are, but nothing in this game is at all satisfying, even kinesthetically. Fuck, man. And I'll still probably play it tomorrow just because I still want to "get my money's worth" and try squeezing some fun out of it. But it's like blood from a stone.

>>384857162
I can literally only have fun playing as Lucio and Winston because they're the only ones were I can move around quickly. Everybody else moves at a fucking snails pace

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Mortus Longdistimus

>>384857162
If you weren't already indoctrinated into the Blizzard fanbase there was no way you were going to enjoy Overwatch

>>384857508
You didn't figure out how to bhop did you?

>>384853413
>Go back to playing with lego
how much autism does it take to be offended by this
>You've been doing nothing all game
a legitimate complaint, and also one you shouldn't be fucking offended by

>>384857162
It's "fun with friends". Which means it's pretty lousy since literally everything is fun with friends, that's the point of friends.

>>384858709
It's not as much "friends" as it is a team who actually fucking talks to you and coordinate.

Most of the time I play, it's either no one but one dude talks, or everyone is screaming into their mics. It's insane.

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>>384843820
>Barely audible masked Insane man
>Centralized around Stun to kill mechanics

Roadhog is the Reserve shooter.

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Vzzzzzt! Rahrahrahrah! Vrrrrr! Wahahahaaaaaa!

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>>384859153
>tfw you forget Orisa even exists

>>384859085
You can switch away from him very quickly?

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Released heroes so far:
>pyramid
>mexican
>nigger
>nigger
How can you fuck up so badly after such a short amount of time.

>>384860278
Don't worry, another character is coming for 2018!

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A real Texan, would have dodged that.

>>384842531

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

>>384854767
>ow teaches kids to stab bullies
Gonna make this the best generation.

>>384860278
It's almost like the game launched with a lot of white europeans.

>>384862072
>tfw blizzard only makes animations so porn won't be the highest quality ow content

>>384842154
what do her feet smell like bros?

>>384845185
This is exactly what a humanities diversity hire would say to a writer these days tbqh

>>384853413
>gg ez makes them mad
>a taunt does it job we need to ban it
have these people never played a shooter before or a multiplayer game christ

what is their audience