>3ds screen goes dark

>screen goes dark
>immediatly look away

Why do 3ds games have so many fade to blacks anyway

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>>384831679
>screen goes dark
>start admiring myself

>see a fat black man
I gotta lose more weight

>>384833462
Are you me?

>>384833462
>>384833571
I went from 140 to 240 lbs in like 2 years. Don't take psychiatric medication it will make you huge.

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LOL

>>384833734
>playing pc games on the couch

WHY CAN'T NINTENDO JUST USE A MATTE SCREEN I START SHAKING EVERY TIME THERE'S A FADE TO BLACK

>screen goes dark
>see myself
>my eyes are R E A L L Y fucking open
>but they're soulless, no emotions
I dunno if I should start showing feelings or just relax when playing

>>384834635
It's a dating sim. You literally only need the mouse. You can see he has one and is hugging the keyboard in the screen

>>384831679
>Vita screen goes dark
>See all the OLED imperfections

>>384831679
I hate when that happens because then I'm trapped like narcissus looking at myself, then I have to go find a mirror to admire myself.

>>384831679

>tfw I only recently realised this is where black mirror got the name from

I felt like such an idiot.

>>384834635
>couch
That's a recliner.

>>384834763
doesnt that reduce screen quality?

>fat
>in bed
>3ds screen goes dark
>greasy fat face appears
>start crying

>>384832392
black screens save battery

>>384831679
>>3ds screen goes dark
>*Angles top screen to be completely horizontal*
Problem averted momentarily.

>>384831679
> screen goes black
> see myself furiously masturbating

Makes me feel pathetic

>>384831679
>screen goes black
>count the chins while waiting

>>384838153
Why would you count to 1?

>>384833734
>loathesome people should never be allowed to find a modicum of happiness: the comic

>>384833462
stop drinking shit with sugar in it if you haven't
I'm trying not to be so fat too
we're all in this together bro

>>384838356
This, treat sugar like you would heroin. Ie; do not ingest.

>>384838356
I've stopped and went down from being obese to just fat but what kills me most is alcohol and I'm never giving that up

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>console screen goes dark

>>384838602
absolutely ridickulous

>>384838602
He knew what he as doing.

>tfw fat but look pretty decent from the front
Started lifting and I'm actually starting to like how I look. Maybe I can be a chad once I get rid of this shitty dad bod.