Do you thank your healers?

I thank them by giving them a load.

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>>384821072
No. It's part of their job.

>>384821072
>thank them for doing their job
only when I'm in critical condition

No, I play a healer. Someone in my raid group called me cute a few nights ago though...

>>384821072
/ss/ is shit

>>384821404
>not thanking them for playing the most boring role

>>384821072
Why would I thank them when I can literally heal myself?

>>384821145
May I heal you Anon?

>>384821628
They chose the role willingly.

>>384821072
I get uncomfortable when people thank me for doing the thing I'm supposed to do. Most of the time I just tell em not to worry about it.

>>384821072
i don't play games were i need a player healer, that's called bad design in my notebook, since its just a boring ass class to play

>>384821072
At the end of a run I give a generic "thanks for the group" and if it was really good then I'm more genuine. I only call someone out if they were exceptional.

>>384821739
Yes? If anything that makes them more deserving since they now whats best for a group.

>>384821072
>>384821739
No, because its like thanking the toilet cleaner.

Every society needs one, but we're not gonna degrade ourselves to actually acknowledge their excistance.

>>384821628
if it's boring why do you play it

>>384821072
Christ her tits are WAYYYY TOO BIG

Hasn't the artist heard ?

Modern men no longer desire big breasts

>>384821869
If I have a Medical Degree and I choose to be a garbage collector do I deserve praise for choosing to be a garbage man? Both are necessary to good and healthy society.

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Show your appreciation by DPSing harder, faggot.

>>384821938
Fuck playing a healer in ffxiv, that is truly a thankless job. I healed in wow as a paladin, then dual-specced to ret so I could fuck shit up.

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>>384822006

>>384822006
You're wrong, and should go kys. I would motorboat those tits til the end of time.

>>384822189
No but let's be honest here, she has no reason to have them that big, just imagine the back problems. She needs breast reduction surgery PRONTO

>>384822189
That doesn't stop me from committing real life sexual harassment.

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>>384822328

>>384821072
Do you thank any other class for doing their job?

Fucking healers are such needy cunts.

>>384821393
I thank people for doing their job all the time. Why wouldn't you thank someone for assisting you?

>>384821906
Please don't liken me to a toilet cleaner.

>>384821584
Nice bait.

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>>384822425
poor lady, if she only knew the benifits of getting them smaller

>>384822006
*click* *click* ooga booga fat ass me like

>>384822505

Do you thank every single member in the group whenever they do their job? Healer is just a role.

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>>384822753
>trying this hard to bait

>>384822958
>plastic face

even worse

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Huge healer ara ara > Submissive healslut

>>384822651
Polish immigrants flood to become cheap, unreliable clerics for seeking adventurer parties.

>>384823105

Further left is close to perfection

the other two have way too big of tits it's just bad anatomy

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>>384822753
>Women can change the size of their breast and/or butt
>Men can't change the size of their dick

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>>384823216
Wrong

Also rip this artist

>>384823168
shoo shoo mr viking, dont you have some churches to burn

>>384823250
>>Men can't change the size of their dick

women don't care about the size as long as you're average.

>>384822902
I'll thank them when they help me personally, such as healing me from near death or taking out the monster that put me there. I appreciate their assistance and hope I was of service to them as well.

>>384822753

Why do leftists hate beauty?

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>>384821072
>mfw no one posted it yet
https://exhentai.org/g/581580/634d1ab6dd/

>>384823629
Jealousy.

>>384823250
>Men can't change the size of their dick
There's a variety of surgeries you can have done. It's mostly cosmetic because it involves cutting muscles in your taint.

>>384823553
Amen!
Fucking curse

>>384823629
>huge impractical useless breasts in the modern day

>beauty

>>384823553
they don't want to do anal too

I am the healer.
No one ever thanked me.

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>>384823631
>mfw I can't remember how to defeat the sadpanda

I'm getting older. It hurts.

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>>384823807

go to bed, Trudeau

>>384823292
MUMMY

>>384824121
g.e-buddy

>>384823482

And this is good. If someone does something particularly impressive or important, it is good to thank them, this applies to every role. The problem are the healers who think they should be thanked for healing 5 health and throwing a hissy fit when you don't.

>>384824121
You have to believe anon

make a regular g e hentai account and play that stupid game then wait a few days or some shit, it should let you get past the panda. alternatively scrub out and get the addon

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>>384822189
>>384822425
>>384823553
>white people unironically think boobs that big are attractive

>>384822958
even this one is a little above the ideal

>>384823807
>having the complete failure that is a flat chest in the modern day
Chestlets do have one purpose though
Serving as a contrast to show how much better huge tits are

>>384821072
>thanking them for doing their job
no, that's like a nigger wanting recognition for raising their kids, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DO!

>>384821072
do they thank me for killing people? Do they thank me for cooking food? DO THEY THANK ME FOR FUCKING CLEANING THEIR DIRTY ANAL HOLE?

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>>384822958

Is there something wrong with Korea? There are Chinese and Japanese girls with big honkers, they might be rare but they definitely exist.

>>384823292
>nothing to be afraid off
What about back problems?

>>384824359
I don't get this attitude. If you went to a store and the guy was helpful you wouldn't say thanks because "fuck him that's his job".

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>People still fall for the healslut meme
The truth is that it is fantastic for people with god complex. You hold all the individuals in their hand while alone deciding who stays alive.
Someone shittalks you? He dies then. Tank doing stupid shit? Well tough luck, try booting a good healer. People rather look for a dime a dozen new tank or dps.

>>384823172
kek

>>384821072
No, it's literally what they started their character on this game to do.

I don't thank the tank for tanking or the DPS for DPSing.

>>384823454
>Women don't care about size as long as it's the right size

>>384824478
It's simply not a common genetic occurrence, and the relatively low fat and meat diet doesn't help.
>>384824536
You mean the thing that is easily avoidable if you do basic physical activity and have decent posture?

>>384824575
Man, Asian girls sure are disgusting.

only if they save me from my own stupidity/fuck ups or if the tank sucks and we have to nigger rig the rest of the fight bouncing threat between dps
otherwise they are just doing what they are supposed to

>>384824616
This

>>384824575
You yellow fever fags are the worst.

>>384824727
Only guys think this, girls are not nearly as concerned about dick size so long as it is proportional seeming.

>>384824731
look at those things, I think they might be bound decent posture

Also what about losing balance?

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>>384824478
Korean girls are all about slender legs, perky tits, and tight asses, not that there's anything wrong with that

>>384824536
This meme will never die

>>384824892
You literally just repeated what he said.

>>384824547
You're not at a store, it's like if one person in a racing pit crew gets pissy because someone on a different pit station doesn't say "thanks for filling up the fuel while I was changing the tires." You're all pulling your weight at the same time.

tank healer gameplay is SHIT and I don't play SHIT

>>384824875
I'd travel to Korea right now just to lick that midriff

>>384824960
And the "right size" is usually whatever that is in front of them that isn't 2 inches.
You actually think women know anything about dicks?

>>384824980
That's fair I guess. I just thank the group at the end of a dungeon. Just habit like saying gg at the end of games I guess.

>>384824918
Immaterial, balance is something you actively adjust to constantly.

>>384822108
I don't think a dps could earn a medical degree

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>>384821072
They can suck my dick as a thanks if they performed well enough.

>>384825065
Considering women probably have more sex than men, yes

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As a healer, I never get thanked. I only do my job, which is healing and buffing during battles, and relieving party tension afterwards

It's only normal

>>384825273
To be fair they don't have the mental faculties to collect garbage, but it's just an example.

>>384825210
I mean when you're standing up it's not a problem, but when you're already falling those ain't going to help in the recovery.

Anyway, video games.

Are there any good big titty video games or visual novels? Need recommendations

>>384825347
May I apply to be your healer?

>>384825469
>Relieving party tension
Do tanks get priority during that, or do you try to relieve as many people as possible at a time?

>>384823631
Doesn't work

So I found this proxy site for accessing Exhentai, can I trust these proxies? Seems easier than downloading anything to get in

>>384824121
you're supposed to get better with tech the more you use it brainlet.

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>>384821072
No I don't I expect them to do their job and to do it well so I don't die.


>>384824727
Yeah, what I mean is women don't give a fuck about big dicks, it's a meme. They can't tell the difference. I know from experience and I'm 5.5 inches, two girls I knew were talking about me since i had sex with each of them before and one was arguing that my dick was big as fuck around 7 inches and the other said it was small and around 3 inches.

Stop worrying so much about size, there's no surgery to fix it. Work with what you got and compensate for it by using your hands or toys.

>>384825923
Do have a vagina and a pea sized clit?

>>384826086
What no, gross.

>>384826019
Nevermind you have to install shit anyway

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>>384826192
Then go play in traffic

>>384821072
dumb weeb

>>384825820
Please recommend

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>>384825931
Tanks go first if they would like, after that I just try to help as many people as I can

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>>384823631
>All level 99
>responsible adults
>hey kid wanna party
my sides went out of this room

>people still not knowing how to overcome sad panda
lel'ing at your lives

>>384821072
I thank everyone in the group because it's the polite thing to do.

>>384825820
>>384826402
these, right now

>>384826456
Do you swallow it all down, or do you let them release all over you and mark you as their property?

>>384826315
That's very rude, I just want to be helpful.

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>>384826554

>>384821584
>purest form of love
>shit
nice one

I thank healers if they were especially good or favored me in particular.

I can appreciate and thank a good tank or dps though.
>not being bros and just thanking each other at the end

>>384825370
Considering that guys are the ones who give a shit about dicks, no.

>>384827020
Got an email I can use to contact you?
I am pretty tense after running around dungeons all day, and need some release.

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>>384821072
No, I TANK my healers.

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>daily reminder that you will forever be unable to experience /ss/
hold me, bros

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>play ff14
>all of the healers have dumb looking dresses
>no paladin-esque healing class like WoW

>>384825645
Being a klutz has nothing to do with tits, anon.

>>384826941
>manipulating your status and size to take advantage of a child
>pure
>guys pushing their pizzaz shit like it's ok

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>>384827205
I-i'm slightly flustered, I don't have an email or anything to use for those sorts of things, no one's ever asked

>>384827310
>letting heal sluts use anything else except dresses

What are you even thinking.

>>384827840
Well, it's not so hard to make one, is it? When you do make one, you should email [email protected]. I'll treat you just right, don't you worry.

>>384827870
If I play a healer, I want to be a gruff, no nonsense paladin/cleric. If I want to get off to being a healslut I'll just find a doujin on sadpanda.

>>384823631
>mizuryu kei
always a pleasure

>>384828057
I'm not him, but I'm available for your use if you'd like.

Allright faggits, my friends trying to push into playing WoW with him, what class type should I play? Are tanks really that hard to learn as I was thinking of trying a tank class.

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>>384827840
>using WHM for your degeneracy

Fuck off.

At least use that worthless cunt Mercy or something instead of dragging an iconic class into your degeneracy.

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>when you're healing so good that somebody messages you and wants you to be their personal heal slut

>>384828543
show feet [email protected]

>>384828762
There's a bunch of classes with multiple roles available to them, so you can always just try that. Warrior is very fun at the moment (they can be tanks). I personally always liked Monk tanks but they're kind of weird in the way they work.

>>384828762
No, none of it is hard. I say play a druid though, you can tank as a bear if you find you like tanking,

>>384829015
I was thinking of making a worgen since my friend plays alliance, might do that since
>be human that turns into wolf that turns into bear
Sounds amusing.

>>384828543
I'd love that, anon! Just shoot me an email and we can get this going.

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>>384828057
I emailed

>>384828926
I didn't really have any feet readily available, I hope that works.
>>384829370
I won't hog your attention since he got to you.

>>384828057
Enjoy the spam faggot

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If ANY heal-sluts in the thread were to play a computer/console game specifically focused on being an ultimate heal slut, what sort of features might you enjoy the most? What would be some must haves? I'd love your feedback :)

>>384829879
>please click this link to confirm notice for mailing list
damn anon, you really got me

>Tank fucks up
>Wipe
>healer fucks up
>Wipe
>DPS fucks up
>Fight just lasts longer.

Reminder: DPSers are second class citizens who are afraid of responsibility and should be treated as such

>>384829197
Yeah Worgen are cool, who wouldn't want to be a werewolf in an MMO? The running animation is awful though. Nothing wrong with the classic Night Elf druid, god I love Teldrassil.

>>384830054
>DPS fucks up
>its a timed raid so you wipe

reminder that everything from the holy trinity is needed ya cunt

Which mmos recenlty are good for healers? I tried ToS but got to lvl 100 and not once anyone wanted a heal or buff from me.

>>384830286
albion online

>>384830034
Pregnancy chance. More h-games need it.

>>384830375
How is Albion, anyway?

>>384830034
Let me have a voice command or emote or whatever to show my utter disgust at everyone except for myself and my heal target.

>>384830395
damn that is excellent. Love it. .. Thank you for your idea.

>>384830468
Pretty comfy if you can shack up with a guild. Grindfest if you're anti social

>>384829914
source?

>>384830034
The ability for tanks to insert special remote control vibrators into me

>>384830034
Arousal level instead of MP, or an arousal-based mechanic in that you need to maintain your arousal gauge to make sure your healing throughput is enough, and/or it gets your more powerful healing cds.

NPCs have a % chance to thank you when you "do well," which could be stuff like crit heals or reviving someone, whatever it is being thanked fills up your arousal gauge.

>>384830492
hmmm haha that would be hard to hear, as a second class party DPS. ... But i'm sure your target would love the attention. That's another good idea...

>>384830598
Celia french porn star.

>>384830660
yes, this would be ultimate physical reward for being a good healer. .. I'm sure this is in our future. Keep an eye on non-commercial, indy developers (who are brave to make adult games)

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>>384822006
In this case, it's not about wanting or not

>>384830723
yeah. that's awesome. Doing away with conventional MP all together. The wetter her pussy the stronger her heals get. The harder her nipples, the faster she can debuff. Hmm there's a well of options there.

A simple % "thank you" chance. Haha I like that one because it's so simple, but it really enhances the total experience of being a heal slut.

Great ideas

>>384823807
>being this much of a fag
>modern "beauty"
you wouldnt know what beauty is even if it fucked you right up your ass

>>384830395
Gotta make sure its developed content and not just a thing that exists or what's the point? Maybe an affinity bonus afterwords with the father to make it worthwhile (good luck controlling who the father is).

Healsluts should die.

>>384831269
This is absolutely true. Giving the mechanic added depth, emotional connection. An affinity bonus with the father is a good idea. I'll do some thinking on how the child could have more use/content. Maybe the healer as a mom enhances her power by multitudes the more children she has.

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>>384822753
This infographic makes me feel unclean.

>>384822753
>your baby's getting more blood than milk
You forgot the part where reduction surgery fucks up breastfeeding.

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>>384822753
Breast reduction is a worse crime against nature and God than trannies.

>>384831808
what did he mean by this

>>384830034
If you intend to do things like have a pre-set group of guildies/party members to choose from you could make them all have different outfit/fetish preferences which make them more or less likely to praise you and/or make them more receptive to your healing. Maybe use it as an affinity multiplier like mentioned here >>384831269 The whole thing could be an alternative system to leveling up the party, and synergy different 'preferences' could be tied to skill and item builds for the slut themselves.

>>384831808
Fuck off with this sad forced attempt.

>>384831891
mean by what?
>>384831953
stop bullying

>>384831951
yeah that would be cool. I like doing away with traditional conventions. Keeping the game play traditionally fun, fast paced, strategic, exciting, etc. But replacing traditional stats/exp systems with fun things that cater to the heal slut experience. ... good call. (I'd give her a bunch of outfits/fetishes to choose from too, of course).

>>384832405
Make it a balance of pleasing party members, which makes them perform better and makes your job easier, and actually being a good healer instead. Going puritan is ironically the hard mode, whereas being the perfect slut will cause the team to basically carry you because they just want to fuck your brains out.

>>384827284
That's precisely why it's a shit fetish. It literally can't happen.

>>384832549
Yes. haha. fun

>>384828926
I emailed you again. I'm sorry, my email client didn't notify me you responded.

>>384824536
She's a healer you dummy.

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>>384823807
You can suck them dry and put your cock between them. In what faggot universe is that useless

>>384831953
Alright I'm curious, I've been seeing the image from time to time and never really gave it any thought. But it's clearly got you upset, what's this about?

>>384824892
>girls are not nearly as concerned about dick size so long as it is proportional seeming.

Well that's gonna be a problem

>>384829665
Feel free to shoot me an email if you ever feel the urge, though. I'm always around.

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>>384821072
>>384823105
>>384823292

Fucking garbage art.

>>384834136
Yes sir, I just didn't want to take your attention away from the other Anon.

>>384834537
That's no problem, emails can be a bit slow. I've got attention for everyone.

>>384834537
very polite and respectful though..

>>384821072
DQIII Mage>Priest

>>384834662
In that case I will send you one.
>>384834710
I find it important to be respectful towards others.

>>384821072
No, it would be like thanking the DPS players for dealing damage or tank players for soaking up damage.

>>384828057
>>384828926
Can I watch?

>>384826079
>They can't tell the difference.
This is true. Go look at amazon reviews for 8"/9" dildos. You'll see a ton of women gushing about how big they are/they couldn't even fit it inside themselves. What they don't realize that dildos are advertised as the ENTIRE length. The actual insertable length is usually a few inches smaller. "8 inch" dildoes are actually 5/6 inches. Women are vapid and only care about status.