What the FUCk is wrong iwth Alex in sunshine? with Eeveryone?

Dan is the only one that doesn't suck at the game.And he still somehow manages to be the most insufferable of the group.

>Watching East content with Alex and Dan
>Watching West content with Ben
ISHYGDDT

>>384820050
>liking Abby over Dan

>>384819823
Camera control is backwards and unintuitive from a modern viewpoint. That ruins everything.

See also: Beyond Good and Evil

hate dan so fucking much. how is he still alive, how did a real life woman agree to fucking marry this baby of a man

>>384819823
>im bad at this game better blame the controls

>>384820128
Man, I like dan

>>384820128
I hope she manages to convince him to switch careers
Or at least websites
Then again, Alex and Ben would remain there, so who even cares
Giant Bomb is dead

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>>384820050
>>384820081
>Liking Abby at all
She literally proved (as she has each cast) that she knows nothing about vidya, has never played vidya, knows nothing about genres or systems.

They need to keep the diversity hire behind the camera because lately Beastcast has become 40% of diverting away vidya so she can talk or Vinny having to teach her.

>>384820303
I tolerate her. She's better than Alex and Dan.

>>384820272
i loved dan when he first started, i loved mario party party and metal gear scanlon. he bring some good content to the site but fuck hes just so stupid every time he opens his mouth he spews some absolute bullshit. hes bad at team games and hes not fun to watch most of the time

>>384820303
>implying beastcast is about vidya

we're witnessing the death of Giant Bomb.

>>384820303
shes definitely bad at video games but at least shes funny and has a good back and forth with vinny. shes got charisma and i can handle her talking for longer than 2 minutes which is more than i think anyone can say for Dan, Alex or fucking Jason

>>384820385
At least he actually has games he is good at and has knowledge to share

I don't know, most o the time I feel like people who claim that just cherry pick. Dan is fine in the sunshine stuff for instance, its just that Alex and Abby are a fucking black hole

>>384820441
Giant Bomb died when Patrick joined. Dan joining was when they started pissing on the corpse. You're staring at a carcass.

I couldnt make it trough the first episode.

>>384819823
sunshine sucks dude

>>384820485
>hating Jason
literally how
he never fucking does anything

>>384820512
Nah. As I said, Dan is much more insufferable than the other three despite being the one who knows the game. He and Alex are top contenders for shittiest person on Giant Bomb ever.

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Daily reminder that mods and janitors are actually doing their job but they need your reports. Only (You) can make /v/ a better place.

>>384820505
>>384820605
cute

Mario Sunshine is a shit game

>>384820617
How?

>>384820634
Fuck off nigger.

Mario Sunshine does control pretty badly. It gets some taking used to.
>Dan playing Yakuza 0
Now there's something that's unforgivable

>>384820823
We're talking about Mario Sunshine, dude.

>>384820485
they've got chemistry he wants to bury his cannoli so deep in her she queefs out of her mouth, and she is a girl and naturally know how to suck up to her superior

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I want to go back in time, back to when this was true.

>>384820921
GB was already dead then

>>384819823

I like Dan, he hasn't done one thing to bother me. If you hate him you just read too much into it

But holy fuck, Ben and Abby are the worse fucking hires we've ever had

to be fair Mario Sunshine kind of sucks though because of crappy level design and FLUDD.

>>384821024
I like Abby and Ben, they haven't done one thing to bother me. If you hate them you just read too much into it

But holy fuck, Dan is the worst fucking hire we've ever had

>>384819823
Abby is so dumb when it comes to games I unironically believe she was an affirmative action hire and nothing more.

>>384821063
It's the shittiest Mario game, without a doubt.
It's also the one hipsters pretend to like for cred.

>all these people hating Dan
he's the heel of Giant Bomb, that's why he's great. The site needed someone with an actual outspoken personality.

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>>384821081
You know he's just pretending right?

>>384821167
Oh, he was just pretending to be retarded? wtf i love him n ow

>>384821081
if you hate dan you're a gb newfag
we NEED a Dan

>>384821167
Yeah, we know he's just pretending to be retarded.
That's what makes it all the more obnoxious.
>HEHEHE, YOU'RE GETTING WORKED, MARK!!!!
Classic Dan

>more e-celeb shit

Do you even play video games, OP? Go play something on your backlog. That would be a far more constructive thing to do than wasting your summer posting shitty e-celeb cancer all day.

>>384821243
Nah. I know that you're gonna meme about how GB was trash before Dan arrived, but it's just not true. Yes, it's true that he did bring some cool content about (Mario Party Party and Demo Derbies), but he is also the weak link and the annoying faggot in that exact same content. He's as bad as Patrick or Austin ever were.

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>>384821248
Y r u so mad at him m8?

>>384821126
Now comes all the ass licking drones like you who like to eat their shit as much as possible and go
>mario sunshine was bad desu only hipsters like it

Jeff=Vinny>Dan>Ben>Brad>Abby>Alex

Fucking ben and his lurch-like melting faggot ratface. Paired with the FUCKING vocal roast and unfunnfy sperglord-attitude he makes ANY content unwatchable.

I'm still subbed because... I don't know. I'm the demographic they're going for I guess. The assholes that stays subbed in the hopes that there will be at least SOMETHING watchable but it just will not happen.

Jeff/Vinny is always great. Doesn't happen.
Anything with drew can't happen anymore.
It's fucking horrible.

>>384821381
Because he's unfunny, has shit opinions in vidya (and in everything, for that matter), has a retarded fanbase that idolizes him, among other things
I miss Danposting, only good thing that ever came out of him

Seems like I made the right call when I stopped watching GB content 2 years ago.

>>384819823
>E-celebshit thread
Fuck off back to >>>/trash/

>>384821342
Nope.
Don't put words in peoples mouths if you want a discussion, have a nice day newfag.
Dan is needed and if you cant see that you have no idea how a dynamic works.
Dan hasn't said anything offensive I cant comprehend disliking him

>>384821554
>>384821450
If you want to get rid of the thread dump porn you retard

>>384821473
That's the point of his character though. The fact that he has shit taste and a loud personality is what gives him a purpose at the studio.

Compare with Brad who has complete shit taste but has no personality.

Just dump ponies already you cowards

>>384821575
He's unfunny, annoying and an attention whore. He's extremely uninteresting but can't stop talking about himself. He has shit taste in everything.
>What's a mortgage!?

>>384821661
>>384821554
Hey, dude, can you help out here too?
>>384821517
E-celeb shit is bad enough. E-celeb /pol/ shit is two times worse.

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>>384821575
Mario party was pretty good.
He likes taco bell, just throw it in the trash.
Also check out that diverse crowd, I assume those are tacobell execs or something?

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>>384821818

>>384821758
Joe is so skinny in this photo.

>>384821661
Fuck off: Gaming websites and people are vidya and vidya culture.

You can whine all you want, but they are adding to video game culture more than you ever will.

>>384821665
>shit taste

He has the only good taste
>likes mgs, majoras mask, sunshine, yoshi island
>everyone else hates these games with a passion for no reason as we later learn (>3 hours total in any individual game)
>>384821735

I guess I'm just not the kind of guy that gets fucking pissed at someone for asking some innocuous question
>>384821818
>>384821928

I cant believe the mad man actually did it, thats great,

I don't know, this wasnt supposed to be a Dan thread

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>>384821818 s

>>384821928
>>384821818
Jesus fucking Christ, that's it. Didn't even see that, I'm canceling my goddamn subscription.

Is there a google doc out there or something?

>>384821818
>>384821928
Cringe Incarnate

>>384821978
>Waaah my shitty thread isn't getting any attention ;_;

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>>384821818
>>384821928
>check into snapchat one afternoon
>see a sponsored story from taco bell
>it's a wedding
>what the fuck, who is that immature an d degenerate to even attempt this?
>open it up
>it's fucking Dan
I'm actually appalled a full grown man considers it fine cuisine. It's not bad to eat if you want a lot of shit for cheap or whatever, but he actually thinks it's quality food. He probably hasn't figured out what egg whites are, either.

>>384822042
>>384822081
>>384822081

haha what the fuck

>>384822000
>I cant believe the mad man actually did it, thats great,
Classic behavior of someone who can stand Dan.
Hey, dude, here, let me amuse you. *Holds up spork*

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>>384822042
Yes

>>384822223
>>384822234
Its funny
who gives a shit
why does /v/ suddenly give a fuck about the sanctity of marriage just so they can hate a man

>>384822314
Hey man, help out here too:
>>384821517

>>384822347
I don't give a shit about the sanctity of marriage. I'm just cringing at how embarrassing the guy is.

>>384822407
I mean if everyone is on his side and even his wife then it kind of changes whats embarrassing and what isn't

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>>384822282
Huh, it's back. Thought it was dead.
It'd be great if you could shoot me a link to [email protected]

I'd appreciate it so I can cancel my shit.

>>384821818
>marrying a fatass

>>384822424
You asshole. Giant Bomb threads never go out. TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE ONE RIGHT!
WE NEED YOUR HELP, RAMIREZ

>>384820303
every time abby hears about anything she always asks

>are there any female lead characters?

she is the epitome of women's inability to empathize with anything other than a woman

>>384822347
It's really not funny in any way, you fucking Dan defenders are the worst. And no, I don't hate Dan, I just find it incredibly cringeworthy somebody his age once tried to eat eggshells and used to cook his meals on a shoebox lid for years because he's so socially inept and tasteless. Dan was the reason I stopped listening to the GB podcast, and I'm glad I did.

>>384822478
So, you never get embarrassed at anything that has ever been approved by more than one person?

>>384822587
That thread already has more IPs than this one.

>>384822564
>i attack a man without prompt
>how dare you defend him out of nowhere you're the worst
>where's my echochamber
Ok.
>>384822593
It's a joke dude, chill

>>384822735
A fifth of this thread are your posts

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>>384822758
>>384822478
>>384822347
>he does it for free

>people still watch GB

Why? There's no point at all.

>>384822593
at the end of the day who is more successful?
Him
Not
You
loser

>>384822735
I can only hope you never get turned into a Janny, or if you do, mods ignore you. You're no fun allowed, my man.

>>384822735
Dude just report it and move on autismo

>>384823025
I watch Jeff + Vinny content, the E3 presentations and the GOTY content. Used to appreciate the podcasts, but Ben and Dan made sure to fix that.

>>384821024
patrick and austin were leagues worse

>>384822930
it's called "showing motivation"

They arent good at video games. They havent been for years. Its more of a hobby they get a salary from now. PUBG is infuriating because they are so fucking bad at it.

Im convinced their monitor has a delay on SMS there's no way they are that bad at a game with an hdmi port.

>>384823159
Why do people spam threads they don't like when they can be easily ignored?
Play video games you fucking faggot.

>>384819982
Dan is the only reason worth watching.

>>384823273
Leave John Cena and Giant Bomb out of this!!!

>>384823259
>SMS?

>>384822735
>20% of the posts in the thread are you spamming shit and whining

yeah that'll go over great, faggot.

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>>384823259
Can someone please tell me
how
how
how do you be involved with games for SO LONG
a job of REVIEWING games
and you have
ZERO
game sense

>alex getting more and more angry that he has to be reminded hes bad at platformers
>THE CONTROLS ARE BAD!
>hey im beginning to like this - abby
>You like game? You Dont like Game
>oh i dont like game now

i hate journalism

Name a worse Mario game than Sunshine
Protip: You can't

>>384820485
shes not that bad, but shes another sony pony and only has a ps4 and vita to back her game knowledge.

She's Vinny's little pet project that will likely go onto cbs shows instead of vidya in a year or so. she tries at least, meanwhile alex brad doesnt show up half the time with anything for upf, and doesnt really seem to give a shit besides having fans email for the podcast.

its really weird to see ben trying to be funny but his humor doesnt match to well against jeff, who has the same humor

>>384823563
Unironically 64

>>384823563
Hotel Mario

>>384823378
super mario sunshine, ya know, the game the thread title is about.

>>384823610
its because Ben doesnt have the knowledge that makes Jeff's humor funny
Ben also doesn't have the same level of confidence

>>384823531
That's why I appreciate Giant Bomb. They are brutally honest in the process for their "reviews" and "GOTY lists". They ain't afraid to show us how the sausage's made.

>That fucking GOTY Podcast where Brad cried until Skyrim got #1

Hey hey
Ho ho
E-celebs have got to go!

>>384823563
Mario is missing

>>384823563
3D World is fucking terrible and barely even a video game.

But yeah Sunshine really is just awful and felt rushed. But even if it was rushed, that's no excuse for the level design to be godawful the entire game. Ricco Harbor is the closest the game gets to being enjoyable.

>>384823798
Dont get me wrong, i actually like Ben and that he's trying for the audience(except DOTA talk, fuck that), but his jokes just sound like halfass Jeff jokes most of the time.

>>384823563
Mario Is Missing and Mario's Early Years

not saying Hotel Mario because that game is actually kinda fun and also the best game on the Philips CD-I aside from Burn Cycle

>Mods deleted all this spam
MODS = GODS

>>384823876
3D World would be alright if not for the "COMPLETE THIS LEVEL WITH THREE OTHER CHARACTERS" bullshit

>>384824056
and the awful cat suit

Thanks, mods

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>>384823827
>Everyone except Alex" yeah NMS is worse"
>Alex "I'm just not comfortable with that, and I think the public can agree Palmer Lucky is a racist and deserves this spot"
>everyone's face morphs as they realize what no win situaton Alex has put them in
>fake deliberation
>"Palmer lucky is the guy this year, biggest vidya scandal or someshit i dunno"
>I had no fucking clue who palmer lucky was

>>384823854
that game is great

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>>384823092
THIS. Report and hide. There's nothing else we can do. But if we're lucky some janitor would delete this shit.

>>384824189
iirc he's the creator of the Oculus Rift and was a big Trump supporter.

that's literally it, the guy had no big scandal, he just supported Trump.

>>384824189
I hate Alex. You know Luckey wouldn't have even been brought up if he wasn't there.

Also, him gunning for Firewatch over Zero Time Dilemma because "MUH GF CRIED!"

>>384824371
It's because he supported an advertisement that was Anti-Hillary and had memes or some sshit.

>>384824380
Even Zero Escape fans didn't like ZTD, it's no big loss

>>384824371
>>384824380
>>384824189

I have to believe the only reason jeff keeps alex around is because he doesnt want alex's fucking blood on his hands
i mean there was a time it was just alex on the east coast

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>>384824572
Same as rorie

Yakuza 0 is painfully easy
You'd have to be retarded to have a hard time with it

these autists should stream on twitch, but their elitism stops them from doing this.

>>384825093
They get hits from people going to their website. Also, I think they streamed on Twitch before.

I really do think Abby is one of the worse parts of giant bomb east now. I honestly don't mind anyone else but she literally never knows fucking anything. She isn't funny and I just don't get it. Hire someone who plays goddamn video games. It can be blacks or girls or trannies or whoever the fuck, JUST PLAY VIDEO GAMES

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>>384825294
But now my girlfriend has someone to relate to on the beast cast.

>>384825425
I too require the person have a penis in order to relate to them
the opposite gender is like, an alien

I started Sunshine for the first time and am having a blast, though it might just be because the emulator lets me invert the controls.

Some levels are awful though, the Pachinko one frustrated me the most. FLUDD felt so inconsistent, but moving about in the game as a whole is jolly.

You can talk shit about dan all you want but I bet you can't do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk4ma-jyaNY

>>384826189
Neither can Dan. Holy shit, the autism on that.

>>384819823
controls are shit in sunshine

>Dan is just a full blown SJW now and doesn't bring optimism to the table anymore either

:(

>>384826847
>>384826189
>memorization
>literally muscle memory at that point
>no enthusiasm just going through motions
wow what a fun game

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>>384821928

>>384823563
Every other Mario game.
Also every other game ever.

protip: whenever someone blames the controld or camera 99/100 times theyre just shit and have no real argument against a game

Daily reminder that Mass Effect is the only game Brad has beaten this year. We're in July.

Honestly I feel like both East and West are decent. Abby is pretty funny but if you're going in for actual information i can understand hating her. Ben is fucking insufferable his voice and his shitty jokes are actual cancer and turned west into a shitshow.

>abby has charisma
Holy fuck she does not. She has zero confidence in anything she says, just half mutters generic unfunny jokes, if you can call them jokes, and simple responses "..y..eah..."

Her and ben are actually worse than patrick and austin

Vinny = Jeff = Ryan > Dan = Drew > Brad > Jason = Rorie > Austin > Patrick = Alex >>>> Abby > Ben > Fans who dislike Dan > Giant Bomb moderator team

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>>384833587
>Danfans
Mentally ill

>hire new video person
>only on camera
>not around for pubg stream when they forgot to switch to gameplay for the first 20 minutes
Why bother hiring her then fuck

>>384833761
>hating people who genuinely like to have fun not through a fake personality
Youre the problem

>>384820128
His wife is this grimy fuckable little number too, her demeanor on the couple premium podcast she's appeared on paints her as his caretaker more than anything

>>384834126
Except Dan loves to pretend he's a bigger retard than he is for the sake of attention and to work the marks.

>>384833587
>moderator team
I've met those guys. They're not terrible but they are delusional and the rules they and Rorie have enacted have made the forums pretty dead.

>>384834208
>pretend
More like he's joking which he does well. Knows when and when not to do it. Never comes off as fake or trying too hard. Not like every word out of bens mouth

>>384834380
>pubg video without ben
>write "thank god for no ben"
>permanently banned "people like you arent needed here"

>>384819823
the dumb ass obtuse betting system is fuckingstupid, doesn't make any fucking sense, and just gets in the day
God damn ,Dan

>>384834565
hes not funny
hes just like patrick or dan before they found their niche, just obnoxious shits pretending to be the heel, because nobody fucking likes them

>>384834862
le wrestling reference

I like abby
I like ben
I love the steal my sunshine series so much I watched both episodes 2 times and cant wait for the 3rd.

Whats wrong with everyone?

>>384834380
It used to be ok in the early days, better than GameFaqs at least, but it's completely worthless now.
t. had accounts permabanned during the basement, whiskey media, and CBSi eras.

>>384825294
She doesn't have to know about videogames, she just needs to man the fucking camera. But she keeps getting in front of the fucking thing instead.
If she was doing her job properly we would never even hear from her.

>>384833981
>not around for pubg stream when they forgot to switch to gameplay for the first 20 minutes
did this really happen

>>384835045
Do you like sunshine (the game) or hate it?
I can't even imagine someone who'd enjoy those videos.

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>unironically liking giant bomb post ryans basement days

>>384835138
Yes most recent or 2nd most recent one

>>384835235
there are people who are content with the modern state of giant bomb, how hilarious is that?

>>384819823
Looks like its getting the game journalist Sonic game treatment. Suck at the game? Blame the series as a whole!

>>384835235
>>384835874
Its gotten steadily worse and worse over the years but there are still good moments. Plus its a better way to rid me of the depressing silence than something like pewdiepie or markiplier

>>384836050
I honestly wonder what would happen if they hired some /pol/tard that talked about the Jews and Trump and other stupid retarded shit like that. The community's SJWism would clash with just how massive a bunch of sycophants they are. What would win out in the end?

>>384822282
if anyone knows where i can the link to this send me send me it => [email protected]

i would really appreciate it

>>384836172
The Sonic games have always been meh at best, though.
>He thinks the Sonic series was ever actually good.

>>384820634

>reporting/ignoring/hiding AVGN threads

fuck off nigger

>>384836424
Not him but while sonic games were always mediocre theres something to them thats just good enough to entertain i think. while i wouldnt die on any hill defending the series its not as bad as people make it out to be, except 06 and boom

>>384836317
when was the last time you watched a pewdiepie video?

>>384836815
Never

>>384836934
youre missing out

>>384836996
lol

>>384836996
How old are you

>>384836996
Nah he ain't

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post yfw ben dies of being a big guy

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>>384837102
Sucks. Plus, he seems like he'd be way too tall and be uncomfortable around cars and shit. Reminds me I'm not that unlucky for being a manlet.

>>384834565
You can thank Marino and his merry men for that shit.

That's what happens when you get old, your hand-to-eye coordination skills and reflexes are gone.

When you reach the age of 25 you'll be playing all games on easy mode and competitive games are off the table unless you're an esports person who trains 8 hours a day.

>>384835178
I love sunshine

I didnt even know people hated it until years later in life(I had no friends)

>>384822282
Can I get an invite? my email is [email protected]

>>384836335
They would never, ever hire someone outside the righteous social justice gaming circle.

>>384837594
>32 year old won Evo in Street Fighter 5

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>>384838335
Wait a minute...

>>384825184
They streamed on twitch when it allowed private password rooms so only premiums could watch but twitch removed that so they do it natively

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>Playdates.
>Steal My Sunshine.

>Meanwhile on the West Coast.
>Let's teach Brad how to play Dota 2 after having played it for thousands of hours.

>>384838636
his thousands of hours are in cosmetics, not the game

>talking about duck dicks
>Jeremiah walks in and ruins everything

why the fuck did they hire this guy?