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European Speedrunner Assembly

NOW: Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
NEXT: Venetica
THEN: ???

http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon (embed)
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>3 1/2 hours
>runner isn't entertaining
>no assistant to help him

Ugh.
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Americans out
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thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYpSg4n6lGo
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>>384819046
poor lad
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Yeah no not watching this
See you in 3 hours lads
Also thank for all those yous in the last thread
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AC is my guily pleasure and I've played every single one ama
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>4 hours of this
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HE'S SO EXCITED GUYS
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something about the way he is sitting keep making it look like he's in a wheelchair
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>3.5 hours
>alone
>russian

good idea
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>>384819091
Yeah there's really no point watching now
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>>384819119
why aren't you on the couch with him you fucking asshole?
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Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tkbZVpyhWI
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>Lonely and tired Russian runner
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oh boy this is gonna be fun
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>no good speedgames
>no qt upbeat iranians
At least it's tranny free, I guess.
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>>384819106
He must really like AssCreed
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>this accent

Yes!
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>>384819119
Man I never even heard of half of those. How many did they bloody make?
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Someone post some doujin links
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>chwe hav a lotof nives, so we will use dem
ohshitwatchout
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>4th run of the event is a boring 3 and half hour run
not a good way to build up viewers
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I'm fucking loving this run already kek
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>America full of tranny kayaks and donation spam
>Europe full of bores and funny speak
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it's 10:30pm so they're gonna go with the boring streams at this late hour

silly americans
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I feel like I should turn this off but I don't mind listening to him for some reason.
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Where is the russian hosted stream for esa?
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PRES SKIFT BUTAN
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>>384819119
>freedom cry
What is that
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>colluding with russians
not my marathon
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Is this NG+? Why all the HP?
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is there a schedule for tomorrow?
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>>384819218
A couple are standalone dlc or handheld ports
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PRETTY GOODLY
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>>384819119
why?
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>european event
>russian runner
What did they mean by this?
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>>384819171
god damn anon. Now I gotta close the stream and play your pic again.
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>this never happened before
>cyka edition
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Even ivan never seen that before
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>>384819353
second runner was canadian
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>>384819334
You start the game with that much HP because it's what you had at the end of 2
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>>384819317
It's Black Flag's DLC. It's too short

>>384819350
I like running around in history
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>>384819410
Runner after this is American.
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>that hyper announcer
such contrast
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>>384819369
Would you say Ivan never seen this before.
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>>384819317
AC4 dlc - Ubisoft sold it as stand alone game as well.
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>>384819239
https://exhentai.org/g/858734/266fc831ec/
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>no vodka
>not drunk

what kind of russian is this guy
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KDIsutU8AV
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>>384819496
>exhentai
I will not fall for the pandakike
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>>384819353
Part of russia is in europe
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>>384819353
Russia spans both Europe and Asia and guess where the majority of Russians live
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>>384819239
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>poosh
I like his accent.
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>>384819239
https://exhentai.org/g/1048787/a28e97a9a8/
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Literally mumbling.
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>>384819542
Vocaroo accent thread?
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Finally, I'll have friends for another week
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>>384819496
Good shit
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>schuut from kannon
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>>384819119
Me too. Even tho I knowledge the series faults and ubisoft shitty business practices.
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>>384819496
Not bad
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>>384819715
Akko why are you watching this
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With russkies it's 50 - 50

It's either an entertaining as fuck run
or a depressed as fuck hard to understand russ bro

>mfw we got the latter
>mfw 3 more hours of this
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>>384819667
Only if no faggots who sound like the guy reading donation, friend
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>>384819715
Akko...
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>shoot my cannon
>now there's a hole in it
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Someone give the man some strong Vodka
That will liven things up
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>>384819239
https://exhentai.org/g/1031440/335b2a056c/
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>>384819907
I'm going to run out of mine soon, sorry
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>>384819623
I really wanna paste that wojak from the comments into the twitch chat, but it wouldn't work anyways, right?
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is there a pic of the whole "arena" they are in?
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>>384819797
it's okay, heavily accented eastern europeans talking the vidya is ASMR to me
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>>384819618
Who's this bitch
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why does the schedule have two columns and loads of simultaneous runs?

what is what
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>>384819997
Yes it will work, just paste the link
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>>384819171
sauce?
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>>384820054
There are two streams starting monday
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Best duo
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>>384819623
>https://exhentai.org/g/858734/266fc831ec/
That was sad.
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>no tranny announcer talking about saving animals 24/7
wtf this isn't speedrunning
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This silence hurts to watch. I have to mute it, now I know why Russians drink.

>>384819239
https://exhentai.org/g/592401/28967b93fa/
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Now there's what?
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All villagers are escape
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Name a single more boring speedrun than this
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This is a terrible game to speedrun.
>auto-scrollers
>unskippable tutorials
>long cutscenes

>>384820036
Star Butterfly. She's a literal cuck.
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>>384820145
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzCleIHK2lU
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>AUTOSCROLLER
>nothing scrolls anywhere, you just stand in place and some enemies come
STOP MISUSING THIS TERM
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>>384820025
This is from the first day of setup
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Do not open this link, it will make you gay
https://exhentai.org/g/1081344/fc52ccf3da/
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>>384819797
some random russian's english is more understandable than most of the people on agdq
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>>384819239
https://exhentai.org/g/823096/f15b8d945f/
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>yfw a tranny appears
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>>384820361
nice
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>>384820361
WTF I love cock now.
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>>384820361
wtf i love penis now
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>>384820328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4H70U26HxM
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>>384820334
I think you're right, what would you call it intead? It's not really a cutscene
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>help her with the sword

I thought this run was gonna suck
this is awesome
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did this shitlord just physically abuse that female character
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>>384820492
>>384820504
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
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>another week of autism and forced memes
>this time with Europe

I just can't even right now
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>>384820361
But it's just a picture of some cartoon panda
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>>384820695
he doesn't have tor
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>>384820334
I mean it's automatically scrolling nowhere and you have no control.
But really it's just an easy way to say donations now nothing interesting will happen here
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This isn't comfy at all

Why are they so far away..?
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>>384820335
thank you

thought it looked kinda weird with all the empty seats on the sides, but i guess they never planned to use them anyway
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>>384820827
The cucks fear the russians
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>>384820695
>he downloaded the panda
It's over. You'll start thinking traps aren't gay within the week.
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>>384820827
that's not his couch
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>>384820115
ORCSoft
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>>384820897
But anon, traps aren't gay
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So is this just AGDQ with zero budget?
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>>384820897
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgdP5U28jHc
russland music thread?
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>>384819171
>reverse image search finds nothing
god damn it
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I sort of enjoy AC's story. It's funny seeing the historical conspiracy shit in a goofy way
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Who is this amominous?
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>>384820670
go to catalog, filters, add, ESA, hide, save
you're welcome
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>>384820827
is he dead?
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So THIS is the power of European speedrunners?
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>5% done with my data drive defrag
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>Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Any% FinlandUltimaOmega07
>05:32
tfw will miss the first finland streamer in morning
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>>384819239
https://exhentai.org/g/790066/bbe227267b/
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>>384820983
I enjoyed it in 2, and its sequels. That's it though.

Everything post 3 is awful
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>>384820970
nevermind
>>384820939
thanks anon, found it
i should have known
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>Call the guy reading donations a faggot
>Get timeout
fuckers
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>>384821054
>spinning disk drives in current year
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we full silence now
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>Silence intensifies

Well this isn't anywhere near as good as AGDQ
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>>384820575
Timed event
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>>384820316
Eeeeh, is her show any good? I did like gravity falls
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>>384821130
In SGDQ they would've fucking hanged you
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>this guy
I'm feeling sleepy just listening to him.

https://youtu.be/-z4iw8Ppo1o
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WTF WHERE ARE THE TRANNIES?
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>>384821175
Yeah, on top of that there are NO FUCKING TRANNIES

FUCK TRUMP

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

AND FUCK ESA
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>>384820969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_v7t2p7FR0
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>completely given up on commentary
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>>384821170
>>384821175
>all this silence

>is it alright to read donations!?
gee I dunno
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i thought assassin's creed took place in ancient italy or some shit
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>>384821175
Silence is a million times better than protomagicalgirl reading donations
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reee my fucking ears, move the scotfag away from the mic
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>>384821247
this.
I came here for shitposting
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>unskippable cut scenes.
This is why nobody plays this shitty games
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>>384821169
It's cheap for a ton of storage. I don't need to have instant access to all the data in an 18GB video file at any moment. But I do prefer to have all of my reaction images near the center of the platters for easy selection.
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God damn nigga get someone else up there

I don't want to watch someone playing Brotherhood at an average speed with no commentary
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>>384820868
Yes they brought in a lot of chairs and some other setups for people in the background
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He is silent because he is of focus on scene.
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>>384821320
At least it's something
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>>384821169
Not him but only using SSDs for your average 10 TB storage needs is still too expensive, give it a few more years.
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>>384821304
Yeah but we have this faggot reading donations instead, shit's worse
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so what happened to all of those yuropoors saying how great ESA is...?
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>>384821301
do you not know about the present day sections
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>stream jumps 700 viewers in 2 minutes of looking away
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>>384820939
man of quality taste
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>Russian charisma
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>>384820983
This. I played AC2 on a whim and I was so fucking hooked on the whole puzzle thing and finding the apple of eden in historic art pieces and stuff. I normally don't go for all secrets or 100% in a game but this really made me go for it. I then played AC 1 and the other two Ezio games. I have really fond memories of this series, but I couldn't play more than 10 minutes on Assassin's Creed 3, mainly because of its poor PC optimization, maybe I've been burned out by then after 4 games of AC. Should I pick it up again some time or don't bother and just say AC ended with Ezio
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>>384821054
>>384821336
Why are you manually defragging your drives? Is there some benefit over letting Windows do it automatically?
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>>384821462
Silent as the grave right now.
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How much have I missed?
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Vlad here needs more vodka in him. This shit is horrendous
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>>384821251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thZTZk09Cp4
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>>384821567
you're just in time for the dullest run of the day
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>love you mate
>no reaction
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What's the demographic like here then? Mostly Euros? Brits? Any Americans?
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>>384821549
I can fine tune what files go where. Prioritizing files I use often or want to load quickly near the center of the platters and delegating larger or infrequently used files nearer to the outsides.
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>>384821632
Sven and his girlfriend's black son
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>>384821529
AC3 is all right for a once through, but I wouldn't try 100%ing it

AC4 and Syndicate I enjoyed though
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>>384820969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59aeb6oNzdk
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>>384821632
i count 7 americans http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
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>That donation
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Imagine being Russian

>shitty economy
>shitty censored media
>shitty president
>shitty accent
>shitty outlook for the future
>shitty adidas track suits
>shitty everything

Man Russians have it bad. Why are Russians (male) so depressed and beyond hope while Russians (female) are so hot and make perfect gfs?
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>3 more hours of this
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>first time viewer, long time donator
so clever
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>>384821765
>>shitty accent
Wrong.
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I know why Assassin's Creed is shit.

You're forced to play as a jew.
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>>384821765
Because you have slavic fever, Russian women are whores and princesses the likes of which you cannot imagine.
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>this audio balancing
I want to hear Nolan North
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>>384821740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQ0xnJyb0A
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>>384821865
So they're women. Got it.
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>>384821765
Female with russian accent is the hottest thing ever
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>that look of "someone kill me and release me from this prison" on on Ivan's face
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>live in flat right under roof
>chilly 32°C at 11pm right now
>chocolate I'm snacking for tonight is already melted
>russian runner has no couch, no commentary, no charisma
>4chin posts too few trap sad pandas
without a noose, you loose
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>>384821982
t. Putin

Stop indoctrinating our CHILDREN you fucking RUSSIAN!!!
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>>384822023
>>chilly 32°C

What the fuck
It's 15C here and I'm boiling alive
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>>384821982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNJV_wte9Yw
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>>384822136
It's not as hot when you can understand what they're saying, I can't into female asmr where I can understand them and not just listen to their voice
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>>384822118
Snowniggers are weak
But we already knew this
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what percentage of this run is cutscenes?
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>>384822023
https://exhentai.org/g/836483/8ef404247e/
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The run is shit but I don't want Ivan to suffer for nothing
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>>384821765
Track suits are great though, oчeнь comfy
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>>384819010
>comfy atmosphere
>no USSR tier censorship
>good games
>variety of runners from around the world
Is AGDQ, dare I say, BTFO?
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>>384822023
fook, it's apparently 12°C here and I need the fan on me
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>>384822243
>can't survive the winter
>too poor for AC
lmao
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Imagine being Russian
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>>384822241
I can't listen to Japanese for this reason. Korean is still foreign to me though; thankfully.
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This is the first time I've watched this event, watched plenty of GDQ though. Is this any different/better?
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>>384822334
The first run was enough to prove it. Can't wait for more comfy goodness
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Why is no one asking the runner why he interfered in our democratic election?
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>>384822390
tends to be more low key and comfier
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>>384822336
>>384822118
forgot this was the internet and you can't spot irony without some kind of visual hint.
>"chilly" 32°C
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>>384822390
By the look of things it's fucking boring
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>>384822257
any%
or rather
every%
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>>384822368
You post winter picture, but remove snow and it's gray like that for 3/4ths of the year and looks even more depression
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>>384822368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ew7RxCumWw
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>>384822390
never mind
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He needs someone to just come up and chat shit

Or at least ask him questions about the game
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>>384822408
heh
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>>384822408
>WE
fuck of mericun't
>>384822368
looks comfy as fuck 2bh. I fucking love dark snowy days with empty as fuck streets and shit
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>>384822368
CHEEKI BREEKI
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>>384822540
Save the children is a "refugees welcome" charity
just for your information
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>Randomly stabs a bitch
I love how dry his humor is
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>>384822601
>looks comfy as fuck 2bh. I fucking love dark snowy days with empty as fuck streets and shit

For nine months a year though?
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>>384822540
noone really cares about that. stop being an uptight fag and just start chatting, it's chill
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>>384822635
Good
I don't want people to drown
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>>384822681
that sounds cool
i hate sunlight
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>>384822385
It's pretty shit for some languages there's only 1-2 videos TOTAL, everything is fucking english,french,german,russian or japanese/korean
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>>384822601
>>WE
who are you quoting?
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>>384820224
The trannies are all causing drama elsewhere
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What the hell is this run? it's so boring yet i'm enjoying it. is this what comfy means?
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Post Russian things
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>only 4.2k donated so far
>that's how much I make in a month
>takes all of yurope to scrape this much together in 6 hours

TOP KEK

Can you guys do ANYTHING right? They'll be lucky if they break 20k at the end of this shitfest

20k vs 1.5 MILLION

When will yurops ever recover?
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>>384822729
You'd get constant sunlight for half the year
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>>384822803
Don't you dare post Xev in these threads again, asshole.
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>>384822803
welcome to comfy
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>>384822810
delete this please
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>>384822793
What do traps have to do with trannies
Leave them alone you cunts
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>>384822850
At least this is a legitimate charity.
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>randomly stabs people
>steals money from everyone

truly the russian way
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@384822850
Seething tranny kek
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>russian hits women
Like pottery.
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>>384822850
>getting uppity about his average income
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how are these threads in comparison to the agdqs?
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>>384822921
Mentally disabled humans who mutilate their bodies think that traps is an offensive word directed at them.
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>>384822884
What? Why not?
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>>384822943
Don't forget dangerous urban climbing

And squatting
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>>384822810
What am I looking at
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>>384822532
Why does this make me want to go to russia even more than I already did.
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>>384823078
Soviet technology
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>>384823004
less trannys
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hofoolly
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>>384823042
Das ist verboten!
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>>384823030
Genital and general body mutilation are literally the norm in burgerstan. Fuck this place.
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Any Italian bros ITT? When playing Ass Creed 2, guards that persue Ezio sometimes yell something that sounds like "Eculo!". What does it mean?
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>>384822906
feels good mane
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>>384823042
>he doesn't post the Tendies.webm
no GBP for you, go to bed
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>>384822810
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>>384822368
So fucking cold here.
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>>384823191
it means 'nice ass'
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There's something weirdly appealing about grim abandoned soviet buildings
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beating the shit out him kek
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>go do something else for an hour or so
>come back
>Amerilards still SEETHING

THEY CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS BROS WERE ARE THE GENDERFLUID WOMYX????
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>>384823254
Very Russian response

Ask for proofs now
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>>384823030
>think that traps is an offensive word directed at them
Is that a recent trend or something? As I am sure the term trap has been around for decades now without involving trans issues. What changed?
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>>384822921
a lot of normies think traps are trannies or futa for some reason
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>Repeatedly punching Niccolo Machiavelli in the head

Videogames are amazing
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>>384823191
It means "he's here!"
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STOP BULLYING MACHIAVELLI!!!!
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>>384822850
who the fuck donates money anyway?
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I have 2 episodes left in Fate/Zero. See you fags later
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>>384823293
>Amerilards leave their shoes in the fridge
CANNOT BE FABRICATED
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>>384823417
Honestly I'd much rather donate to this than the horrible GDQ charities.
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>>384823351
special snowflake syndrom, what else?
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>>384823394
thanks, makes sense.
>tfw visited Firenze during summer trip once and immediately played AC2 right afterwards
Shit was immensely cash
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>>384823351
Mentally deranged faggots with persecution complexes will do anything for attention.
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>>384823191
Eccolo, which means "there he is".
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>>384823417
Undermining and subverting Europe is a good cause.
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>>384823351
Dunno, but total asscancer got offended by it because he's friends with that dale tranny during coxcon.
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>>384823480
>>384823505
But why is it only now they are having a problem with it? Not like it is some new term.
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>>384823450
You do know this is proven to be effective at killing the fungi and bacteria that make your shoes smell, right? Granted you put them in the freezer.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp7t30oQ4A4
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>>384823140
You win, autismo. Last one.
>>384823230
No point without sound. Would have to subtitle it myself. Did think about making one though.
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>we currently have no donations
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>ehm, we currently have no donations
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how is there a lot of europeans that know how to speak english? Do you learn it at school or something mandatory?
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>no donations
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>no donations
end this stream
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Чe, пaцaны, кaк дeлa?
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>We currently have no donations
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p-pls donate
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>>384823613
you know what also helps?
wearing fresh socks
disgusting americans
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>>384823590
because transism and traps are getting more popular.
before traps were pretty niche but established
>>384823641
just post it on /gif/ or /wsg/ and link it here you dingus
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>that one faggot posting /pol/ shit in twitch chat
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>>384823680
Please keep this chat english
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>>384823641
>her fucking face
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>>384823590
Did you not read >>384823505? Some mental patient thought they'd get attention and victim status.
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>>384823641
the girls pussy on the right is fucking nasty, I still have all her vids and still fap to it daily.
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>>384823680
пpocтo дpиcня a нe paн
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>>384823686
Oh look at me I'm the rich European that can afford multiple pairs of socks
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>>384823653
i-it's okay, he probably meant no English donations that he can read, all the greetings from germany are probably in the german restream in german
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>no donations

Good, one less boat ferrying refugees in the Mediterranean.
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>>384823723
Heт
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>>384823668
dutchie here
3 years of french
3 years of german
3+ years of english
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>>384823736
Mental patients have always been around.
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>Andiamo!

I don't know what that means but I associate it with Ezio on his fucking horse
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>>384823683
How do you spell Pearl Harbor?
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i don't know what's worse, the boring russian or the loud, annoying scotsman
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>>384823613
>>384823773
that said I have heard that some lads put their jeans into the freezer so they don't scuff it up in a washer
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>>384823721
>reading twitch chat

what are they saying?
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>>384823789
That's the meme GDQ charity. Save The Children is fine.
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>>384823248
MANLETS B T F O
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>>384823816
would it surprise you to hear it means let's go
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>>384823668
In many countries it is mandatory or choosable, also thanks to the internet a lot more young people speak it at least partially
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>>384823613
>they actually do it

Please tell me this is real and not bait

>>384823816
Let's go.
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>>384823668
we learn english in 3 years in finland

english is fucking easy
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>>384823804
THE LIFE OF A KEK

Thank god I'm from the best country in the world and already speak the world dominating language
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>>384823826
F U N

Zeke was at SGDQ. I thought he was just some actor they got in for that pre pre show
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>>384823816
"come on" iirc
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>>384823746
why am i laughing so much
>>384823718
fair enough. let me fire up vegas and cut one up now
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>>384823683
>>384823826
best 10 hours i've ever spent
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>>384823721
>getting offended by /pol/
wew
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>>384823935
yeah thank god you only speak one language that's not even the most spoken language in the world ;)
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>>384823869
That's a very old technique that was really only used back when blue jeans needed to be fitted to you individually. Nowadays there's a bunch of different cuts and styles so you don't need to manually break them in to fit you properly.
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Thinking about donating 1€ but I don't know what to write. This run is ass :(
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>>384823804
>>384823920

that's interesting, I think the only language I was forced to learn was spanish back in middle school

I dont know how to speak it anymroe
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>>384823042
Which one is this from?
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>>384823935
Spanish is only the world dominating language if you think America is the world, Tyrone Escobar.
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>>384823668
Not a Euro, but there's so much media in English I doubt it's hard.

Plus, for all the kids growing up with the internet they're pretty much growing up with English. All those Twitch kids who speak perfect English despite not being from an Anglo country just proves how dominant it is.
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>>384823859
Scottish people are the worst on the planet.

https://youtu.be/0PIt9R2GD8Q

t.Scot
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>>384823921
It's just something some people would do if they happen to have rotten leper feet and need a quick way to make their shoes stop smelling like rancid puke.
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>>384824000
>Kids saying "cringe" all the time
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>no donations
>to save the rapefugee turdlets
Whouda thunk it
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>>384824043
Home-Wrecking Secretary Wants Her Job Back, I think
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>>384824042
to be fair german and french were more focused on reading comprehension than speaking
and everything foreign on tv is subbed except for kids stuff
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>>384824092
Scottish characters in games are great though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHXV3NnNtio
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>>384823686
just because you wear fresh socks each time you wear shoes doesn't mean it magically kills all germs and sanitizes your shoes you fucking mong
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>Ivan choking
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Someone get Vlad here some potatoes and vodka stat. He is fucking up left and right
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>l-let's go
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>>384823030
trans abominations are so spottable from a mile away even for blind men, they could never be a trap
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>>384824085
I learned english partly through this place so yeah
Besides english is stupidly simple, you don't really need a teacher
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>Ivan smiles
>100 dollars immediately donated
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This fucking announcer should get killed
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I believe in you my russian friend
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>>384824197
Thanks, that's the one.
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>>384824294
I feel like English is simple to learn, but hard to master. There's so much bullshit to it, and things you can only know because that's how it is.
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ONLY

onehundredfifty minutes left

You hanging in there?
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>press BLANKSTEG to jump
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>>384824332
They just need to balance the volume. Wouldn't be half as bad if he wasn't 3 times as loud as Ivan.
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>>384824448
Eh I'm enjoying this run
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>>384824448
Ezio sure is.
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>>384824447
english is simple if you grow up with subs
and you then watch bbc with their english subs
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>>384824448
I like assassin's creed. I'm fine
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>>384824554
Do you learn English the British English way or the American English way though?
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>>384824220
https://youtu.be/Ein57OSrqoA
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>>384824448
I'm playing botw with this running in the background, pretty comfy
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>>384824569
I do too, but it's not a speedrun game.
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>>384824619
british of course
though i now use whatever
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I like how there are different toons you can play as in the course of the game
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>>384824554
can these nigras even speak english? all they do is grunt and talk ghetto which I wouldn't count as english honestly
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>alone
>stuck speedrunning a 3 hour game
>barely any donations
>chocking
Being Ivan is suffering
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>>384824448
The run is comfy. No trannies, no annoying announcers shouting, no autistic fag on the couch screeching, just a fucking videogame speedrun. Wish we had more.
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>>384824753
you forgot hungry, sober, and dehydrated probably
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>>384824619
In Europe we're taught british english.
And for some reason I listened to a bunch more british than american english when learning by myself, so now I'm stuck with the accent and spellings.
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ESA had a hard life
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>>384824619
I'm pretty sure American English isn't taught anywhere.

t. Someone who learned British English.
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>>384822875
that sounds like hell
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>>384824753
I want to share a bottle of vodka with Ivan
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>>384824627
Limmy's a talented bloke
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>>384824619
>amerigan "English"
LOL
O
L
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>>384824673
>>384824803
>>384824820
Interesting.

I always assumed you all learned the Yank way because it's more common in media.
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>>384824834
I toast every glass to him :(
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>>384824781
if that's what you want, you should stop watching those events and instead go watch regular speedrun streams

>tfw catch that one stream where get a world record live
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I really enjoyed AC Syndicate and I hope Originsis even better
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Wait what the fuck

Horses are slower on an HDD rather than an SSD?

That's the weirdest fucking thing, fucking Ubisoft programming
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>>384824907
Nah mate
Besides most american accents are disgusting
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>horse galloping disabled if not using a SSD
Is the texture streaming tech in it that shitty?
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>>384825075
well, it makes some sense
streaming in new textures and objects will be slower on HDD, so to avoid stuttering they reduce the speed at which you need to load objects
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>>384825052
I hated Syndicate. The gameplay was dumbed down, and I hated that it had completely abandoned the pretense of being historically accurate.

I mean shit, I know it was never really accurate, but Syndicate just went full retard. I expect Origins to be even worse. Especially the gameplay, that fucking arrow that works like the redeemer is retarded.
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noooo crowd
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>>384825152
That's true, yeah, but still it seems ridiculous that they don't just have it at a set max speed.
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>>384825075
Ubishit programming.
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>tfw watch this one australian streamer (female)
>tfw caught myself pronouncing stuff the australian way
I cringe myself to sleep, every night
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For such a polished series AC sure is buggy and weird
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>>384825206
What was historically inaccurate about Syndicate? The grappling hook? AC2 had a mini pistol that couldn't possibly have been made in 1400s italy
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ƒ
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>>384825321
Do you call everyone cunt now?
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>>384825108
>Besides most american accents are disgusting
American women's accents are horrible, I hate those nasally noises. British women can be pretty bad too desu.
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>>384825337
>For such a polished series
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>>384825321
who?
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>>384825359
>The first fucking mission was DUDE MAGIC LMAO

It was like a B movie, and not in a good way.
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>This room is in 10 minutes followers-only mode. Follow esamarathon to join the community!
Fuck this.
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>>384825414
It's polished in its presentation. Animations, graphics, art, etc.
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>>384825501
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>>384825458
well duh ancient aliens aren't historically accurate that shit has been in every single game
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>Good time for donations
>Silence

k e k
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>Still no donations
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could this be the most sad run ever?
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>>384825570
He got 100 dollar donation
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>>384825427
pic
>>384825386
Nah, she's not vulgar so I didn't assimilate that
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>>384825321
>For such a polished series
You missed vanilla Unity?
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>>384825548
Not at the start of the fucking game. Anyway, I was just really disappointed because I always wanted Britain as a setting, but instead it didn't feel accurate at all.
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>The room is literally empty
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>>384825498
>can't wait 10 minutes to speak
>yoshi poster
probably wasn't worth saying, anyway
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>he's the only one there
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>25 dollars
Thank God I can't stand seeing Ivan in pain
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>ivan says its good time for donations
>that singular sound heard through the mic as the announcer struggles internally about whether to try and say something or just ignore it
depressing
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>>384825590
then she's not a true strayan
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>>384823668
(most of) the german kids these days start with it in grade 1 (age 6). granted, they only sing but this is a good start for most.
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>>384825590
good choice mate
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>>384825652
That's pretty amusing, I live in a former british mill town and there was a lot of familiar stuff there
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This is so fucking uninteresting to watch. I'll just come back when it's done.
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>>384825570
That's because there's no trannies
>>
How can you be European and so shit at pronouncing Italian
>>
can any of you Europeans tell me which brand of toothpaste flag is this runner?
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I unironically love Unity
Still the most realistic looking city imo
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>>384825854
Are you stupid or fishing for yous?
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>>384825776
It's fascinating seeing the shit that's been added to that over time. The first had it to stop having a jihad called on them. Now it's a stamp to say "look how progressive we are"
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>>384825854
because Italy is not European. It's the Caliphate of New Syria by now
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>>384825776
>not just various genders
>various gender identities

I don't own any Ubisoft games.
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>>384823668
English is usually the first mandatory second language you learn in goymoney.
Grade 1-4 are usually songs and really simple stuff. Afterwards its grammar and sheeet
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>depressed Russian
>3:30 hour run of a slow game
>no donations
>crowd leaving

Shitposting aside, it's because it's almost midnight in Europe so obviously numbers will drop compared to primetime.
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>>384825854
This post is terrific
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>even the donation reader abanadoned the guy
I'm almost starting to feel bad.
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>>384823879
>Save The Children
Nope. Save the Children is one of roughly five big NGOs who engage in migrant trafficking by sending huge ships to pick up migrants off the libyan coasts and ferrying them to Italy to foist them off on the EU.
Save the Children has one huge ship while MSF has two.
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>>384825880
I thought even Murricans recognize at least the Russian flag.
>>
Why the fuck does the esa page not have estimates?
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>chat is now talking about normies
Hi 4chan!
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>>384826016
they assume knowing when the next runner starts will inform the reader of approximate time
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>>384825994
You think we've got time to memorize all of the flags of insignificant countries?
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>>384825920
>tfw taking Latin in Gymnasium
>tfw too stupid and drop down to Realschule
>tfw can't enter French courses, because they're advanced and I'm a literal beginner
>tfw finished school and uni with only knowing German and English

I feel so stupid at all times because of my lack of langauge skills compared to my peers, feels almost like an American
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>>384826070
normies is a reddit thing now
>>
Assassin's Creed 2 and Brotherhood were really comfy.
>>
>>384825994
I wanted to say Slovenia but I didn't want to be wrong (which i was) and then proceed to get teased by the Europeans for the rest of the thread.
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>>384826095
It's a big country.
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>>384823789
>>384825981
>>>/pol/
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>>384826130
Normalfag still is accepted right?
>>
>he's still asking for donations
>>
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS WAS IT
>>
>>384826175
Insignificant.
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>>384826127
I've travelled the world and I only know English. Who cares. It's the only language you need.

I'm not saying that as a defense for being dumb either. English really is just all you need.
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>>384825924
All it needs to instantly improve it is one other guy sitting with him and saying random facts about the game/part he is on. It doesn't need to be some annoying co-commentator or for try to be funny etc, just someone extra to help fill in the silence and maybe give things for Ivan to bounce off.
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>>384825898
>Syria
Only 6% of the migrants brought over this year are from Syria.
49,4% of everyone ferried over since January have been West Africans and the rest is split between African, Berber and Arab states in North Africa.
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>>384826127
>learning meme Latin
its never to late to learn a new language
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>>384826234
For you.
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>doesn't even react to the vodka
he's dead isn't he
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I'm going to the story, you guys want anything?
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Kek Ivan was not amused by the Vodka donation
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>>384826332
probably was too consumed by the game mechanics at that exact moment to listen
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>>384826127
>langauge
You couldn't even learn proper English dumb Sören
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>>384826180
>>reddit
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>>384826340
Beer and vodka thank you, some pickles too if you can find em
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>>384826340
Yes I'd like one Little Red Ridinghood please
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>>384826268
>French side of Switzerland
>everyone looks at me like I kicked their dogs whenever I speak

>German side of Switzerland
>everyone's faces light up whenever they hear me speak because they want to practice their English with me
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>>384826340
diet sausage
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>>384826408
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>>384826408
someone actually paid for this
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>>384826421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD2J1AsZhpE
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>>384826127
>start in realschule
>later get into a technisches gymnasium
>need to do 3 years of french
>easy as fuck since I was bored in my old school anyway
>allgemeine hochschulreife achieved

sry for your struggle m8
I still got a shit job and I'm too dumb to finish uni I think
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I wonder how the Russian stream reacted to the vodka donation
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>>384821765
>and make the perfect gfs
t.Jew
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>>384826408
...
I feel sullied.
Ironic memeposting shouldn't go together with fetishes like this, Ironic memeposting was meant to be sacred
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>>384826567
Can someone explain this ASMR fetish/meme to me? I literally don't get it
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>>384826550
A true hero. His autism blessed us with comedy gold.
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>>384826705
muh-muh tingles!
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>>384826705
need noiseless headphones
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>>384826705
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGHvtk7SWPVfWiSsnrRdteJhiPYqVUYik

enjoy
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>>384826705
I actually feel more irritated and unsettled with ASMR
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>>384826692
Pretty sure it's unironic. The custom request was an adaptation of a written story -- the line must have been there too.
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>>384826705
I can understand the one with ambient noises like wind tunnels and metal groaning. It sounds kinda neat and it fires up adjacent neurons.

Not sure about ASMR with human voice tho. Probably similar
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>>384826781
All of my headphones make noise though. I thought that's what they're supposed to do.
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>Throwing women around
This run would have immediately been stopped at GDQ
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>>384826791
You need language you can't undersatndewr to listen to when hraing females doing asmr
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>>384826851
>>
>the mods in twitch chat are fun police
wew lads
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>>384826692
It was all over after /tv/ made that meme porn
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>>384823417
rich people do so they pay less (or in some cases not at all) on taxes.
Also money laundering.
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>>384826851
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ASMR is a meme
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>>384826826
Oh so it's just regular fetishing, I'm fine with that.
I've seen that video of Miku Hatsune swallowing me alive. I didn't understand the appeal but w/e, fetishes gonna fetish.
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If you turn 20 and decide you need cock that is fine, maybe hit the gym, somebody out there will loan you their cock.
The completely fucking retarded course of action is to hop on hormones at age 20. You are done growing, the testosterone factory you spent adolescence constructing is running at max capacity about to make you regal and handsome and as jacked as you want to be. Those Thai ladyboys are getting chemical intervention at age 10 or 11. The okama of nippon do not use hormones they just acquire the right frame and have strong STRONG makeup skill and a facial structure that is conducive to putting that work in with a makeup kit, then they hit 30 get a haircut and retire because nobody wants to be a middle aged japanese woman. Some capitalist on the internet will sell you a whole chemistry set, doctor jew in LA will slice your dick down the middle and niptuck whatever you want but you are never going to win.
GDQ had several walking disasters but my favorite by far was the one that put a bow in his hair so you could tell he was an unattractive woman(male) instead of just an unattractive man.
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>>384826937
>twitch chat
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>>384826952
Meme Lover?
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>Donation goes towards guy on the couch
>There is no guy on the couch
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>>384826937
>Mods actually having fun
What a bunch of douchebags
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>Goes to the guy on the couch
ARE THERE GHOSTS? I don't see anyone.
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>>384826851
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>>384826268
you meant to say arabic or mandarin, right
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>>384826705
Personally I don't get these tingles or anything but I do like them because they help me sleep. Shit like whispering, tapping or Japanese ear cleaning/picks can really help me sleep.
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>>384827028
it has been for a long time now. normies ruined it.
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>>384827067
The one with the Bane condom
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This is the first esa I've seen, is this even....fun?
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>>384827089
I think it's pretty disrespectful to read a donation like this. It's not funny and would personally piss me off as a runner. But maybe I'm too thin hided for this shit. The long time donator first time watcher joke is also pretty stale at this point. Just take the 5 bucks and don't read crap like that imho
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>>384827167
>English
>Arabic
>Mandarin

One of these is the lingua franca for all international industries. Guess which one it is.
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>>384827034
>fetishes gonna fetish.
indeed. She even has a ~10 minute video about her biceps iirc
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>>384826924
damn these masks are amazing
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>>384827268
It's only banter ffs. Getting pissed over meaningless jokes like this is why GDQ has become the load of shit it is today.
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>>384827286
mandarin then
soon to be arabic
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>>384827371
love it when people misuse the word banter. banter implies a conversation where you one up your conversation partner. this is nothing but making fun of a guy who can't even talk back to the donator, hence no banter but disrespectful useless junk
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Had to walk away and come back to see even the people in the background have forsaken Ivan
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>>384827268
Greetings from cancer! Long time donator, first time autism. It's great to see my childhood get destroyed by Germany. Put my runners towards framing the animals. Hype!
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The couch in front of the big screen, but he's running at the pc set where you can't see the front. You can see the couch on the upper screen at the techstation
>>384821372
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>>384826016
They do, you have to hover over the run with your pointer.
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>>384827554
I love it. It killed me inside but I love it
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>>384827481
>Getting this fucking triggered
The guy was completely unphased by the other donations that didn't make fun of him what makes you think he even gives a shit about this one?
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>>384827697
He's probably not even listening he's too focused on the game
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Brotherhood is the best AC, prove me wrong.
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>>384827697
>reading comprehension
Where do I say I think he cared about the donation?
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>>384826437
Frenchie speakers are nasty
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new

>>384827732
>>384827732
>>384827732
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I think Ivan is getting feels from these dialogues

:(
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>>384827760
2 and 4 are better.
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>>384827463
English is the most widely spoken language. It's also the language of shipping, which is what matters.
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>>384826268
>English really is just all you need
>See sunburn brits
>oh fuck it's those guys again
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