Daily reminder that you can expand mayonnaise: You can blend

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>>384817992
If I had the option I would pick neither. But Ketchup is less shitty than Mayo so I guess I'll choose that.

>>384817992
if you have to add something to a sauce to make it palatable then it's a bad condiment


you like garlic aioli because of the garlic and you like pesto aioli for the pesto, not the mayo. ketchup sands on its own because it adds something to every dish you put it in, unlike mayo which just makes it a sticky disgusting mess

>>384817992
>you can expand mayonnaise:
You can expand ketchup too. You can mix it with mayo to make fry sauce.

>>384818321
Mayo is tangy and gives the sandwich flavor and moisture. Ketchup is sugary shit for children.

>>384818635
Ketchup is on the same level of deliciousness as period blood.

Mayo makes everything better

in4 all fat people choose mayo

jesus christ its decent on a sandwhich but comparing it to ketchup is new levels of jap autism

Two men enjoy eating sticky white shit.

One of them is gay, the other enjoys mayo

which is which?

>>384818795
>ketchup
It's a tomato mixed with half it's weight in sugar. That's literally what ketchup is, a tomato candy.

>>384818758
Mayo sucks dick. Miracle whip is tolerable but still shit.
There are countless brands of Ketchup and not all of them are sugar.

>>384817992
They're both trash and you Americans are fucking retarded for putting them on everything, but at least Mayonnaise can be nice in a chicken wrap.

>>384817992
Why is it mayo versus catsup? Shouldn't it be mustard versus catsup? Those always seemed like rival sauces to me.

>>384817992
Mayonnaise makes me vomit, so it is a great fit for Pearl.

>>384819050
Some subhumans have ketchup on their fries.

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Eiiiiiii

>>384817992
Why Mayo instead of Mustard?

>>384819432
This, fucking japs. Mustard is still better though.

>he uses ketchup at all
>he doesn't put vinegar on his chips
plebs, the lot of you

>>384819050
Mayo is big in Japan, though there they got that kewpie mayo.

>>384819637
Vinegar gives me the trots.

I want to fill Pearl with my mayo

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This is such an unfair Splatfest. Ketchup is a raw ingredient, it has to be spiced before its edible. Should be ketchup vs. raw eggs to be more fair.

>>384820232
>Ketchup is a raw ingredient
Only if you're from a civilised area. The Burgers use it as a condiment.

>>384818758
>Ketchup is sugary shit for children
It's a game for children

>>384817992
Mayo is fucking disgusting, but I do appreciate how it can be used to make other things that are less disgusting.

>>384820413
>Implying all the people that play splatoon are children

>>384818635
you must unironically be 16 or something
you have the taste buds of a child asking mommy for nuggies

Individually: Ketchup.

Uses: Mayo.

Girl: Pearl.

There is only one obvious choice: Ketchup.

>>384818758
>Ketchup is sugary
Yea, so is the fruit it is derived from. Literally every fruit is sugary.

Mayo, however, is literally a bland curse of nothingness on anything you actually eat it with. Too much flavor? Put some Mayo on it to get rid of that taste.

>>384817992

I don't like either, but I can at least stand a hint of mayo on things.

Anything with ketchup gets immediately trashed.

If Pearl wins, I'll buy splatoon, if she loses then I'm not going to bother. Nigger lovers can have it.

>>384821117
>tomato
>sugary
You've never eaten one without it being processed into sauce have you? They're mostly acidic as all fuckery.

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Does anybody even like mayonnaise

>>384819432
Because then it's no contest for Marina again. Mayo is actually good compared to shit ass mustard.

>>384821415
You probably eat sandwiches with mayonnaise without even knowing, and like them too.

>>384817992
Can't wait for the mayo based porn

>>384821415
Mayonnaise becomes great things when it is mixed with other things.
But in all technicality it stops being mayonnaise.

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If it's good enough for the Leader of the Free World, it should be good enough for all of you plebs

They're going to make a running gag and give pearl the worst side in every splatfest

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>>384821415
if you add more to it, yes

>>384821675
Hitler liked much of the stuff you probably liked. Doesn't mean you're Hitler for liking it.

>>384817992
I'm surprised japs chose those over soy sauce and vinegar.

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>People don't like mayo
>People actually like ketchup
I know this board is mostly underaged, but could you at least pretend to have some taste?

>>384821675
I thought I couldn't have less respect for trump but I was wrong. What a fucking animal.

>>384821909
So Mayonnaise is only good when it isn't Mayonnaise anymore.
Got it.

>>384821117
>Mayo, however, is literally a bland curse of nothingness on anything you actually eat it with. Too much flavor? Put some Mayo on it to get rid of that taste.
This. The only condiment I enjoy on my sandwiches if I choose to use any would be mustard because it gives it a kick.

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I personally prefer mayo because I like it on my sandwiches, but even I can concede this is a pretty lopsided splatfest. Pearl literally doesn't stand a chance. All the fat American children will pick Ketchup without a doubt. Maybe mayo is used more often in Japan. I don't know, because otherwise I don't see how this is fair.

>>384817992
Mayo and ketchup are both fucking gross.

>>384822041
It's actually quite odd.
Japanese like to put Mayo on things the west would normally put ketchup or any other condiment on.

>>384822226
Like what?

>>384822062
I'm guessing your idea of Mayo is Miracle Whip.
Which isn't mayo.

>>384822090
you wouldnt eat just ketchup would you

>>384822156
You have shit taste in meat, cheese and bread then. An actually good sandwich is complemented by mayo and has no need for horrible filth like mustard.

>>384821675
To be fair, most people cook their beef well done so you have to have something to actually make it moist.

>>384822315
Burgers. Basically anything. Fries. eggs sometimes.
I think they make mayo ice cream and kit-kat bars.

>>384818980
at first I thought "Okay, I guess people are entitled to shitty opinions" but Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise, its a dressing. It even says so on the bottle
Ima give it a 2/10 because it made me reply and triggered my autism regarding fucking miracle shit.

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>Not being part of the mustard ascended master race

>>384822337
Miracle whip is gross. I used to like it, but that was when I was a child and used ketchup for literally everything and if I had to use a mayo equivalent I used Miracle whip. Now I'm an adult and I learned to appreciate Mayo. Ketchup is for children.

>>384817992
What kind of disgusting subhuman even enjoy's mayo with a straight face?

>>384822448
Mustard is a nice kicker which is enhanced with onions.

I assume anyone who like mayo is fat, I dunno why.

>>384822338
You don't understand. You don't mix things with Ketchup most of the time. You put it on something and eat it.
Mayo you are required to mix it with other condiments and seasonings to change it into shit like dressing or a whole different sauce to make it tolerable. Effectively making it not Mayo anymore.

>>384822467
The only steak you cook medium is a delmonico, everything else should be less.

>>384821909
>Smörgåstårta
My nigga.

>>384817992
I can't wait for the Chili vs Wasabi Splatfest.

>>384817992
Mayo is fucking putrid. I wonder why Americans love it so much.

>>384822510
Miracle Whip is the closest thing to Mayo I can tolerate since it is used in exactly the same fashion as mayo.

I missed the splatfest. Mostly becuase /v/ changes for a few days from shitposting abotu games to shitposting about condiments

Good shit

Relish>All

>>384822792
Its mostly favored in EU.

>>384822586
Whew lad, mustard and onions are like my fucking bane. But I also hate celery and people think I'm insane for that.

>>384822792
Japan loves it. I can't tell you of any person I personally know that would eat mayo on things as a condiment.

>>384817992
Ketchup will win in a landslide in the USA, cause 'murrica land of the burgers and fries.

>>384822531
Honey mustard is good for dipping my chicken tendies into.

I'm curious, do people who don't like mayo don't like vinegar as well?

I only really use mayo when I'm making something with tuna.
Then again, I ony really use ketchup for grilled stuff.
But does it mean that we'll have white ink?

>>384817992
Why mayo?

>>384822983
>>384822983
To be fair, celery is basically water. Taste fuckign nothing. Weird to hate something that taste fuckign nothing

>>384823127
like the cucumber?

>>384822792
Japan loves mayo too

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>>384821415
I hate it unless it's on a BLT.

>>384822983
Do you have autism? Everyone I've met, including myself, who don't like celery are on the spectrum. I'm close to writing a paper about using celery as as cheap and easy diagnosis tool.

>>384823095
I like vinegar and I don't really like mayo. Mayo just tastes fat to me.

>>384822792
Wrong. America loves the fuck out of Ketchup. Burgers and fries and all that. Japan likes Mayo a lot more though so I understand why THEY think Mayo versus ketchup is a decent argument. However, I can tell that Ketchup will definitely win in America.

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>>384822531
Its like 90% of my condiment usage anymore outside the occasional Barbecue sauce.

>>384817992
what an incredibly boring, generic conflict.

i was always wondering why they didn't just have like a hundred on-disc prepared splatfest comparisons for the original game, now i'm starting to see why. they can't come up with enough non-confrontational things for people to pick sides over. the most debate i ever saw over a splatfest was the very last one because it was a waifu battle. as was cake vs ice cream. without the waifu angle it's a bunch of non-debates like "which of these mundane, unexceptional things do you prefer", fucking hotdogs vs marshmallows or this.

nothing anyone would genuinely like, draw a line in the sand over or feel compelled to defend their preference over.

>choosing bread cum over delicious ketchup
HA HA

>>384817992
I'll choose ketchup because it reminds me of burgers and fries. I never really liked mayonnaise outside of sandwiches

>>384822792
Only subhuman rednecks, Eurpoors and subhuman gooks and Slavs also consume that disgusting shit.

>>384823246
Same. Mayo tastes like shit and ketchup tastes like sugar.

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>>384820232
CURRYWURST

MAH NIGGAS

>>384823185
smaller cucumber got some good taste, only the massive, overgrown shit taste like water.

Parents had a garden, homegrown cocumber with a bit of salt n pepper were delicious

>>384817992
Russia vs America

>>384823204
>insulting the CEO
Wew

>>384817992
Why isn't it mustard vs ketchup?

>>384819050
>Those always seemed like rival sauces to me
Rival? Wtf? They are the best friends, can't imagine hotdog without either of them.

>>384823127
I swear to fucking God and Allah that it has a shitty bitter taste that the majority of people can't taste. I can tell when a salad was tossed with celery in it even if the celery is removed before it's served to me.

mayo is fucking disgusting

>>384821415
Good on boiled eggs, add a bit of prawn and dill and its pretty royal.

>>384822704
So like Mayo on sandwiches? Or Mayo on fries?

>>384823676

>mayo on boiled eggs

You're putting eggs on your eggs.

>>384823580
Because they knew people would meme it into being some mustard race PC bullshit.

>>384822849
hell to the fucking na, m8. Miracle whip is waaaay too sweet. Its not even remotely close to actual mayo's taste. Miracle whip is closer to ranch dressing.

>If you add things to Mayo then Mayo is better!
Okay well I'm going to add a hamburger to my ketchup, checkmate mayofags.

>>384821415
White trash

>>384819432
Mustard has less uses out of fast food

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>>384823204
>F*ggots
Sometimes I forgot how sensitive people outside of 4chan are to the words I use on here every day.

>>384823894
Yes and?

Its the same with ketchup and a hamburger with tomato on it.

All of Finland will choose Ketchup! Marina will win!

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>>384824035
>Have to resist the urge to attach 'fag' to the end of words whenever I see a fanboy

Almost called my friend a Marvelfag at a party, that wouldn't have gone well.

>>384823823
Yet Mayo used by itself tastes like complete shit.
>>384823925
Still better than Mayo. can be used in absolutely every recipe that requires Mayo. Makes them taste better too.

Ketchup is literally only good on burgers

Mayo can be used on a lot of stuff

Anyone considering the condiment by itself it dumb, that's not the point.

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>>384817992
So Europe and the US will be getting the same splatfests from now on? Thats lame

>>384819637
>T. britbong

>>384824216
This discussion is about mayo and ketchup. Miracle whip is not mayo. Enough said.

>>384817992
so like is nintendo going to add miiverse to switch since they're canceling it on Wii U, or fucking what, these splatfests aren't going to matter much if there is no miiverse to express yourself over them

>>384823894
That's what Eggs Benedict is. Egg with egg sauce. Eggs are versatile.

>>384824191
Wow, a whole 500 people will choose her, what a landslide!

>>384824191

Painu vittuun hurri

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>>384823894

>>384824198
I use replacement words to avoid saying inappropriate shit. Dork is a good replacement for fag in polite company. Marveldork or whatever still feels close to saying marvelfag.

Team cum Vs period blood. You know it's true.

>>384822315
burgers and pizza

google japanese pizza hut to see some shit

>>384824417
Old memes don't die.

What is this for?

>inb4 its racist to pick mayo

>>384824363
Haista paska, itse asut varmaan bättre fålkkien keskellä stadissa. Pohjanmaalla ei oo majoneesia nähtykään.

>>384824198
I'm gay and I've been told by straight people that using fag is derogatory to gay people. That always leads to very amusing arguments.

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We all know who best grill is.

>>384824482
Children in spandex shooting goo at eachother game 2: Electric pedopoop

>>384823204
Can't wait to see the Marina edit of this after she wins.

>>384823095
i love vinegar and think mayo is one of the most vile condiments ever

>>384817992
Which one is the black ocotpus girl? I'll pick that one

>>384818635
>if you have to add something to a sauce to make it palatable then it's a bad condiment
Isn't that the function of a condiment to begin with? After all you're not eating it on its own are you?
That said Mayo is fine on its own but it can be comboed with just about everything to enhance it.

>>384822205
Mayo is used more everywhere like Europe.
It's literally only retard amerifats that dip everything in tomato flavored sugar sauce.

>>384817992
Why didn't they make it mustard vs ketchup? Mayo is disgusting

>>384824542
I have a gay buddy who isn't a fan, but he had the shit kicked out of him by some dude screaming faggot at the top of his lungs while walking home one day. Probably a closet case.

>>384824580
No I know that, I'm really enjoying it. But presumably one of these wins somehow and does something?

american mayo taste has no flavor, I still go for mayo thinking is the local mayo.

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>>384817992
>tfw organic ketchup master race

Of course you plebs hate the king of all sauces. Your mother always bought the shitty generic brand ketchup.

Reminder that you're not white if you dislike mayonnaise or sour cream
Reminder that tomato based sauces are for non-whites (Italians, black sharecroppers who had to make sauces to make shitty meat edible)

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>>384824035
>End up saying faggot while talking with a co-worker
>Look back over at them
>They're fucking mortified

It was a good learning experience.

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>>384824519
>mayo master race will be the new Deus Vult
cant wait for people to flip thier shit

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Where I come from we dip our fries in ketchup mixed with mayo.

Is there ever a reason to use plain ketchup when marinara exists? It's better in almost every way.

>>384824914
Remind you're not fat if you dislike mayonnaise or sour cream.

>>384824836
If a black dude says he doesn't like a black dude saying nigger that's one thing, but when a white person tells a black dude not to use the word nigger it's patronising at best.

>>384824339
True. So Ketchup is the obviously right choice because then you are choosing between the taste of shit and the taste of sugar.

>>384825020
That sounds fucking disgusting.

>>384825053
That's not true, I'm fat and hate those things

>>384824839
Well the last Splatoon ended with the loser of the most splatfest becoming the boss of the next game.

>>384824771
I never knew this was a meme, I'm a burger and every one I know uses mayonnaise on everything with the only exception being cheese burgers and even then it's usually both.

mustard

>>384825085
Yeah, that's obnoxious for sure. I hate when people get offended on the behalf of other people.

>>384825113
Most regional things are. I moved out of Utah and had a real culture shock when no one knew what fry sauce was that is how much its used. Most were disgusted when I told them about it.

>>384819006
Liking mayonnaise automatically makes you fat, don't try to act more dignified than you actually are when you're playing a baby video game.

Forever Ketchup.

>>384820403
>>384820232
>non-Americans are this out of touch with how ketchup works
Weird how other smaller countries are still obese and also use what's essentially ketchup with the same amount of sugar anyways. It's not like there aren't different kinds of ketchup or anything.

>b-but burgers are f-fat, not me i swear!

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>>384819006
>They're both trash and you Americans are fucking retarded for putting them on everything
The japs like to put it on fermented soybeans with mayo on toast. Pic are the fermented soybeans.

>>384821675
>Americans unironically take offense to eating food properly cooked
What is wrong with them? Are they so retarded because they get brain worms from eating raw chicken?

>>384825601
I'd try it, sounds interesting. Then again I'll eat brain so mayo beans isn't that weird.

>>384817992
Anyone got that Jack WebM where he's adding a shotload of mayo into a bowl of baked beans?

Quick reminder of whose team you're on.

>>384825640
Naw, it only gets like this when in regards to cooking beef. Anything else is too risky.

>>384823605

Most of the celery I've tried was like that as well, with one exception. I'm pretty sure you just keep trying low quality celery.

>>384825601
that packet in the pic is mustard, though.
and most japanese i know ate natto with soy sauce stirred in on rice

>>384825564
What's it like being so fat that you can't see your feet? Or your dick? Is that why burgers are so obsessed with black dudes, because they fantasise about having a dick large enough to see despite their own stomachs being in the way?

>>384818758
>"I just say things over people have said to fit in, even if they make literally no fucking sense."

Ketchup is acidic, you retard. You're eating the wrong sauce.
>Mayo is tangy and gives the sandwich flavor and moisture.
So does everything.

>>384817992
>waaaah Americans are fat and trashy
it's hysterical to think that most of you are over 300 pounds regardless of where you live anyways, statistically speaking. you're getting worked up over a children's video game.

>>384825765
Jack is regarded as a complete fucking moron by even the fattest of amerifats.

>>384825935
I can hear your fat rolls jiggling in anger. Back to high school with you, underage.

>>384817992
She already won the first one though.

>>384820904
>you must unironically be 16 or something
Said the guy desperately grasping to a food analogy to prove his association with a hivemind of NEETs on a Pomeranian dishwashing smoke-signal.

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>>384824272

I just hope this doesn't mean we have to fight over stupid shit like the North and South Poles.

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>>384820232
mah nigga.

>>384826084
Marina won the first one.

>>384826041
Answer the question fatso.

>>384826084
In japan. Everywhere else she lost.
she is going to win in japan again if this is the splatfest there. But I think it is different types of Tea or something in Japan.

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This pic is relevant once again

>>384822062
>could you at least pretend to have some taste?
But anon, that's what most of this thread is about. People pretending to eat mayo just so they can shit on ketchup and say they're somehow being less childish for doing so.

>>384825958
>you're getting worked up over a children's video game.

The splatfests are back you nigger.

/v/ always trashtalks during these wonderful times.

>>384820232
>this is what non Americans consider to be appetizing
Lol, just eat your food without any condiments like a grown up at that point.

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Ketchup and Mayo are plebeian tier condiments.

>>384826181
Well if green tea is an option for them then I can only see one outcome.

>>384826114
>We will never have a Marvel vs DC splatfest....

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>>384826135
both is the only right answer

Is american mayo different compared to others? I know french mayo is more sour and dutch is rather sweet.

>>384826015
So we're agreed that ketchup is superior then. Got it.

It's either that or Jack.

>>384826161
fake news
>>384826181
and? Pearl still won the first Splatoon 2 Splatfest, just like Marie won the very first Splatfest. There's no arguing either of these.

>>384817992
I don't use mayo

>>384826406
I wouldn't know how they compare but ours is sweet

>>384826319
Then please enlighten us, O condiment king

>>384826174
I would but you would probably eat your computer screen try to chew me out.

Skub

>>384826419
The only people in the US who votes Mayo are Deep South fat lords that eat butter by the stick and only eat cheese with Kraft in its name.

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How does this make you feel, mayofags?

>>>/ck/9195580

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You know, I like mayonnaise more but if Marina says it's ketchup, it's ketchup I guess.

>>384818795
only fat people like ketchup
you can actually cook with mayo

and it tastes better on fries you disgusting burgerclap

I use ketchup for cocktail sauce, I use mayo for absolutely nothing

Why don't you just eat your food without condiments like an actual adult? All I see are manchildren from Europe trying really hard to act like they're more dignified than Americans. You're all fucking fat.

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>>384826114
>they alternate deciding
>tfw every other splatfest will be one of Europe's dumb ideas like this one

>>384826663
Mayonaise is fucking gross, especially when you probably put a jar in between your fat folds every time you walk outside, fatboy.

>>384826657
Good lad, we must never allow the Albino Gremlin to ever win a splatfest.

Glory for our Chocolate Goddess!

>>384826663
>not seasoning the fries before frying
>putting any kind of condiments on fries

Shiggydiggy europoor

>>384826443
Two (Marina) to one (pearl) between regions my nigga. Though this splat fest is going to be one (Marina) to two (Pearl) because Europeans love sticky white shit all in their throats and the Japs can't get enough green Tea.

>>384826748
>Why don't you just eat your food without condiments
>Why don't you just have sex without foreplay?

>>384817992
I would pick ketchup because mayo is gross.

Also I don't like Pearl as much.

Should've made the replacement idols male since every splatfesy just boils down to waifu wars

>>384826748
Fuck you, I am enjoying my anger.

>>384826918
They aren't even comparable, manchild. On you put directly on the side or on your food and the other you do before getting into the main course of fucking. Try again.

>>384826918
>foreplay

What are you, a woman?

>>384826956
Then it would be Husbando Wars.

>>384826956
>idols
>male

You are gay

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>>384826378

The best we could hope for is something like a licensed Batman vs. Superman Splatfest.

Kinda like how the first game had the Transformers one.

>>384826748
Depends on the quality of the food. However that only shows how Mayo is still superior, since you can use it as an ingredient.

>>384827110
When I'm wearing a dress and taking in the pudding chute, yeah.

>>384827242

>Autobitches

That was a good splatfest

Mustard > Anything Else > Ketchup > Mayo
I don't think this is Pearl's win boys

>>384826541
fuck skub

>>384827414
She doesn't win in America. She will win in Europe since they love Mayo, and japan has a entirely different splatfest about Tea. so that is up in the air.

>>384827414
>Mustard > Mayo > Anything Else > Ketchup
Fixed it

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>it's a "/v/ argues about who eats food right" thread

>>384827587
We can at least agree on the mustard bit.

>>384827587
You are either Deep south or European.

shitty splatfest all together

where's my coke vs pepsi or some shit like that

>>384824748
Ehhh kind of. That mentality stems from the Steak and ketchup argument. If you need ketchup to eat a steak, youre a shit cook (ie improper seasoning). Ketchup and Mayo are mostly used for sandwhich or hand food, so its more about what you find savory.

>>384827793
Well, not really a secret that we like Mayo in Europe

>>384827656
no Patrik

>>384827793
nah deep south is hot sauce>>>>>everything else

>>384827793
White?

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>>384827587
Agree 100%
ketchup is good on KD and absolutely nothing else

>>384828081
Well this isn't BBQ vs whatever. It's Sperm vs sugar

Mayo is only decent with a really thin spread.

>>384828081
>crystals vs what ever other hot sauce brand

i could get behind this

>>384828271
But the real splatfest is BBQ sauce vs Dry rub.

>Ketchup exists originally to hide the taste of rotting meat
>Anyone who eats mayo is a fat fuck
This splatfest is cum v blood

>>384821423
>doesnt like mustard
fucking kill yourself you degenerate faggot
you are worthless, subhuman scum

>>384825098
eggs + oil + lemon juice =/= shit
sugar + tomato == diabeetus

i watched a hentai a long time ago where a doctor injected eggs into her patient, and then later took her patient out to eat eggs and when she ate she eggs she died, because eating the eggs interacting with the egg in her bloodstream somehow
what hentai was that
can that really happen

I can't stand either except on burgers and I'm not exactly a fan of burgers

>>384828923
To be fair injecting eggs into your bloodstream would kill you regardless on what you eat afterwards

>>384828870
>eggs + lime
>not shit
>Diabeetus
>Not better than consuming literal feces.
What third world country do you descend from?

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>>384817992
I WANT TO SPREAD MAYO ON PEARL'S FOREHEAD

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Pearl is never going to win a splatfest in the west, is she?

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So..are..are we gonna get white ink?

>>384819050
>Catsup

Holy fucking shit, just kill thyself.

>>384829113
Merika
also lemon =/= lime

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I absolutely fucking LOVE mayo!

>>384830625
Whichever, Whatever. Adding citrus to eggs is a fucking blight on mankind like adding garlic to eggs or fucking pineapples on pizza.

I don't like Ketchup or Mayo. What are some things I may like that include these?

>>384830784
>pineapple on pizza
now you're just being deliberately obtuse

>>384819050
>>384829846
>calling it anything other than kôe-chiap

>>384817992
https://discord.gg/aauRUC

>>384831124
Shit that people shouldn't put together but do.
Literal subhumans.

people who play as male squid should be publicly executed

>>384817992
Cant wait for 4chan to unanimously hate on Ketchup because its "for kids"

Fucking grow up if you care that much

>>384832189
These threads are invariably just banter, anon
Relax

>>384831436
Shut up you nigger, you memespouting fucking retard cancer, you just parrot shit that you've heard you dumb cunt abd id bet it a million to one youve never even had a hawaiin pizza. And on top of all your stupid knuckledragging imitation of stupid jokes youve heard, all pizza is fucking retarded to begin with, its fucking water and flour with mashed tomatoes and moldy fucking cow milk on top, all food combinations are retarded to some fucking extent you mongoloid retard. Go jump in a lake and drown yourself you trend following cretin.

>>384832189
But Marina is the ketchup side. So it is going to win because of /v/'s boner for brown and hatred of forehead.

>>384832552
Dude I love Hawaiian pizza but goddamn. That's some passion you've got there.

>>384832552
This is the bloodline poisoning that occurs when you consume pineapple pizza

>>384832903
Fucking original

Hold on while i go get a pen and pad so i can capture this comedy genius

>People actually picking ketchup
>Talking down mayo as disgusting when ketchup is just sugar

Makes me want to start my shooting spree early.

>>384833235
Both are gross. Ketchup is sugar and mayo is lard ergo they're both fat as fuck.

>>384833235
Rather have sugar than shit bro.
they both taste bad but Mayo tastes worse.

Mayo
>literally animal fat, not even good for you
Ketchup
>fruit and some sugar, give you minerals and energy

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>putting mayo in your pasta
>putting mayo in your sandwitch
>ever using mayo outside salad

>>384833235
>IAM GOING GHOST!

Good luck my brave anon...

http://www.strawpoll.me/13507638

http://www.strawpoll.me/13507638

http://www.strawpoll.me/13507638

http://www.strawpoll.me/13507638

http://www.strawpoll.me/13507638

>>384833605
>animal fat
>bad

>sugar
>good
Que?

>>384833874
if you eat fruit over oils youll be a lot healthier

>>384833987
Not if you sugar your sugar

>>384817992
I hate both so I'm going to pick the less popular option to get more other team fights which I assume will be mayo.

MAYO IS A CRITICAL FOUNDATION FOR MANY GREAT DISHES

FUCK OFF KETCHUP CHILDREN
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF

>>384834140
b-b-but muh bbq!

>>384821423
You do know that real mayo is made with mustard right? Mayo wouldnt exist without mustard

>>384834140
>foundation.
The moment you ad Mayo into a dish as anything other than a condiment it stops being mayo.
So you don't like mayo as much as what mayo becomes.

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>MFW I thought this confirmed that other people used mayo in place of ketchup on things like french fries
>Bring it up with my friends and turns out, no, I'm still the weird one out

>>384834273
There's nothing in the description saying that it's a battle of condiments rather than a battle of ingredients

>>384834273
And? Still can't say the same about ketchup

>>384834427
>Mayo on fries
No

>>384834427
I like mayo and I would never put it on fries

>>384834427
Depends. Where do you live? It's not that weird in Europe

>Got these dope ass fresh wingtips on the splatnet

I like that service

>>384833605
>natural fats
>bad

>high-concentration sugar
>good

You must be a fucking American

>>384834535
'Murrica

Mustard is the condiment master race. Followed closely by Red Rooster hot sauce (I put that shit on everything, etc).

Mayo is fucking disgusting.

>>384835434
Good taste.

>>384835434
>Red Rooster hot sauce
Sriracha.
At least say it right you moron.

#TeamMayo, but on the condition that it has sriracha mixed in.

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>>384829443

Not with all these nigger lovers around.

Queen bitches bitching and nitpicking about Pearls' big fat white headed forehead and calling the little rapping gremlin a five head, but they're the ones literally fawning over not even a mulato, but a african-looking nigger.

>B-but Marina has a better design

Yeah, I sure love those weird looking green flesh fingernails and questionable eyebrows that reminds me of a fucking ahegao look on her face, definitely doesn't make her look like a questionable design. Worst part is, I'm not even bringing mention to her clothes. Oh, I forgot the even more questionable belly button piercing.

Gee, I wonder why people like her design so much.

>>384835768
Its all the fucking same shit. Its tabasco for hipster faggots

Reddit: ketchup
Intellectuals: mayonnaise

>>384835848
Really helping your case there, pal

>Spicy Mayo

THE BEST TH

>>384835950
It's Tabasco for Chinese restaurants.
Except tastes completely differently.
It's ketchup if you replaced the sugar with Capsaicin.

>>384836108
A-Anon?

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>>384835768
>>384835950
>>384836138
wrong

>>384834089
Jeez, what kinda sweet ass ketchup do you people eat?

>>384829846
dibs bedora

>>384836207
I've had that before.
It is literally Sriracha.
Just because Louisiana wants to be unique doesn't mean it is.

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mix both together then dip your fries in it.
god tier

>>384836464
>it's literally sriracha
As someone who has a bottle of both in his fridge, I can tell you that what you said is a stone cold lie. They don't even have the same consistency or flavor.

You could just admit you didn't know it existed instead of trying to lie to save face, you know.

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both are disgusting

>>384836217
Have you never had the big brand shit like Heinz?
That garbage is like maple syrup

>>384836681
Different brands same shit.
Which is why people screaming Ketchup being sugary are the people that probably only ate Heinz or some shit.
all technique taste the same just slight variables each other.

>>384817992
Ketchup makes BBQ and Chili better though

>>384837070
>ketchup in chili
Get out
Also the best BBQ sauce is vinegar-based without tomato

>>384836464
>Lying to save face

Sriracha has garlic and thickeners which makes it taste entirely fucking different

>>384837293
And most brands of Ketchups have varying degrees of sugar or sugar substitutes and taste different.
What is your point.
Your sauce is sriracha. You aren't original.

>>384836957
>They're different sauces
>NO, THEY'RE THE SAME
Red Rooster Louisiana has the consistency of water and tastes mostly like vinegar and straight capsacin. Sriracha has a syrupy consistency (almost ketchup like, depending on how cold the bottle is) and is distinctly spicier and actually has a flavor to it.

They don't even have the same fucking base.

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>>384836138
>>384836207
You wanna bet you dumb niggers?

Flip it over and read the ingredients, you stupid fucks are brainwashed by advertising. It is all the same shit.

Lmao white ppl love mayo

>>384837563
There are multiple Sriracha brands my dude. A few have the consistency of water. Also Sriracha has the same fucking ingredients. the difference is the volume of each other ingredients varies between the two products. Made of all the same shit.
>>384837754
This nigga gets it.

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>>384837754
Its fucking vinegar and pepper. It all is.

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>>384838048
Cholula. Same shit, vinegar and pepper. You braindead fucks will defend brands to your graves.

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>>384837754
>>384838048
>>384838161
>proving yourself wrong with photographic evidence
What are you even doing

>>384838245
How is he wrong?
they are all have vinegar and peppers.
Even your red rooster shit.

>>384838245
Add little garlic, a little sugar, some minor fucking ingredient, slap a new label on it, ship it worldwide, become a millionaire off of simpletons who have loyalty to a fucking name.

>>384817992
Anon, as much as I and every other sane person would choose mayo literally EVERY single time, NEVER try and make a case for mayo using aeoli. That shit is NASTY.

>>384817992
Seeing as Mayo is used as a base for most sandwich spreads that's an easy pick.
Everyone picks the idol they prefer regardless of what the splatfest is about,
so ketchup will win

>>>/ck/9197461
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>>/ck/9197461
GET THE FUCK IN HERE

>>384838416
>>384838368
Are you seriously going to try and implicate that every single hot sauce is the exact same thing, down to taste and heat levels, because they all use peppers? I mean, fuck me I guess every kind of alcohol must be the same. Ciders, beers, and bourbon are all the same, because alcohol.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that /v/ has -literally- no sense of taste.

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Is mayonnaise an instrument?

https://youtu.be/71GWS3ccmvI

>>384817992
>Team Mayo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5SFLFHLpeo

>>384818827
Same guy, he's just fat.

>>384838506
>aeoli
>nasty
Guess how I can tell you've never made one yourself

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>>384838368
Does that mean Tabasco is Sriracha?

Where's that manga page where the american dude tell Ronald McDonald that the only people that use Mayonnaise are fags and sissies

>>384838686
Oh no. I have seen Hot sauces that don't use Vinegar
those are different. They don't taste remotely the same nor have the same consistency as any Tabasco.Sriracha base hot sauce. Just 90% of Sauces are just peppers and vinegar. And brand loyalty is retarded.

>>384826390

What the fuck

>>384838776
Now why the fuck would I ever want to do that?

>>384839064
Because garlic is God's gift to man and the fact that you aren't enjoying it in every form is a sin

>>384838826
Basicly. Just different peppers used. Or different type of vinegar. reguardless. Same shit.

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>>384819224
>he puts musturd on fries

>>384839140
>falling for the garlic meme
Garlic is over rated, severely overused trash that newsflash, does NOT go with every ingredient in your cupboard.

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>>384839272
>not putting mustard on your fries

>>384838686
Taste my ass cretin. Hot sauce is the stupidest fucking thing in the world to defend, im just introducing a little perspective. At least there's a greater degree of difference between beers, but to defend hot sauce as some sort of fucking acquired palate? Go fuck yourself you fart sniffing poseur.

Where's the Tabasco option?

>>384839442
>does NOT go with every ingredient in your cupboard
Why are you putting ingredients in your cupboard that don't go with garlic? Those are simply unnecessary

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I like pic related, this shit goes well with anything because of how subtle the flavor is and it feels like the perfect level of hot

>>384817992
wtf ?
I'm with the Mayonnaise team

>>384839625
Stop posting your stupid sriracha bullshit

>>384817992
Reppin' that ketchup city over here.

>>384817992
There are people in this thread that eat mayo by itself

>>384839540
>that post
Even as bait (which I'm praying for your sake it was), this clearly shows how far removed you must be from reality. Good fucking lord.

I fear for the average age of this board seeing your garbage ass Murrican ass arguments.

>>384821415
I only tolerate mayonnaise when I don't know it's mayo, like when it's blended so finely with something that it's original taste are gone.

>>384839540
Have you ate garlic with eggs before.
It seems to instantaneously make the Egg smell and taste rotten.
Some shit don't go with garlic.

>>384839786
Nothing wrong with that.

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>ITT: Spicy Aioli is Sriracha
>Ketchup is Hot Sauce

You are right, mayo is like a mother sauce at this point, but it's not aioli, it's just mayo and mayo sucks

Also don't they mean Japanese mayo which is like a different thing than mayo?

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>>384835848
Yeah dude, calling a fictional squid person a nigger is really gonna make people sympathetic to you.

>>384839890
sriracha sauce goes good on eggs and it contains garlic

>>384839807
Wario's not hurting anybody let him have his garlic cupboard

>>384839890
>Have you ate garlic with eggs before.
Considering the fact that I was just talking about aioli, obviously yes
Black garlic aioli is even better
>>384839807
Garlic pairs well with all types of meat, every vegetable, breads, and even some fruit if you prepare it correctly

>>384826956
You mean Female(male) right?

Is it just me, or is the online fucking up? I keep getting dropped once every 10 matches, and now I'm getting banned for disconnection.

>>384839874
Truth be told I'll ONLY ever take mayo as part of a pre made meal, e.g in a pasta pot, a KFC fillet meal. There's no shame in being a bit apprehensive towards strange white sticky condiments.