ESA 2017

HOW WILL TRANNIES EVER RECOVER?

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>Touhou will never be ran
>"b-b-b-but you can't speed run a shmup"
FUCK YOU it should be ran anyway

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NTH FOR ESA > GDQ TRANNIES BTFO

>>384812059

FIRST FOR VALIANT EUROPEAN TRANNY STOMPERS

Who here /don'tgiveafuckabouttherunsjustwanttotalkabouttrannies/

literal vampire potbelly goblins

Amerisharts absolutely SEETHING

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>Timer stopped half an hour ago
>He's still playing

>>384812172
haha trannies reeeeee :D

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>>384812125
kek
e
k
yet another proof that any% is effortless crap

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>>384812121

>>384812137
Ask GDQ they run shit like tetris so tow how might be more their thing.

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It does feel like a poor man's GDQ

kinda comfy though, I can dig it

Postan because I want (you)s

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B L E A C H E D
L
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E
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This is really comfy
Much more than SGDQ

>>384812209
this was a donation incentive you mongoloid

>Dustforce 16 red keys
>Meat boy 106%
>Hollow Shite not getting ran


Europe wins again. Take note, Amerilards. Nobody wants to see skill-less any % runs in those games

>>384812279
delete this

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>>384812279
FUCKING DELETE THIS

WHITE BOYS CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>Runner was killed

DON'T FUCK WITH ESA

>>384812339
is that you ela

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HOLY SHIT EUROPE WINS

REAL GIRL DETECTED

I REPEATED

THERE IS A REAL CIS GIRL ON STREAM RIGHT NOW

HOLD THE PRESSES

>>384812279
no. NO!

>>384812243
The categories are arbitrary

>>384812329
>production values

>>384812279
is that rotterdam? i fucking hate rotterdam and dutch accents

>>384812413
no I'm a contender now delete it

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>>384812243

R E A L G I R L
E
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>>384812329
>polish contractors.webm

IRANIANS CONFIRMED FOR EUROPEANS

More like dr t chump lmao

>>384812420
>4chan unironically using terms like cis

it's over

THICC?

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> 4 hours of Assasin Creed

It's like saying "Take a rest and then rejoin"

>Not Captain Plant

>>384812420
and a qt at that. she's at least a 7.782/10

>not Planty McPlantface

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she got fat, what the FUCK

FUCK ESA GODDAM IT

>>384812543
It's to screw over americans

>>384812517
Well they're whiter than Americans anyway.

>>384812517
Iranians have always been honorary Aryans

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She's really cute.

>>384812569
I'd give her a 14 / 48.

>americans have run off to /d/ to recover
straight man and straight woman on couch better run to the "traps aren't gay" hugbox AHAHA

post her hips

>>384812543
>4 hours of /ftt/
Neat

I WANT A PERSIAN GF

THREE AND A HALF HOURS of AssCreed

wtf

>>384812523
>frogposter
>4chan
nah m8

>German guy is having fun with the persian cutey

First they dominate europe's money now they dominate the cute refugees.

How do we stop them?

>>384812329
I fucking love how non professional this event is compared to GDQ

Erm...Euros, please explain.

DIOS MIO QUÉ ES ESTO? AY AY AY

>>384812614
Everyone is whiter than americans tho

>>384812617
All of the second gen Iranians I've met have been chill as fuck

watching shitposting ESA stream while shitposting with you guys is pretty fun, why couldn't SGDQ be as fun

>>384812617
I remember that one kid who shoot up muslims at a McDonalds in germany. He lured them there with free food and killed them.

He was also Iranian but german in his heart.

>>384812650
Totalbiscuit please

Dude these fucking commercials, tell me you guys are watching this.

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>charity to train young brown kids in warfare

take this stream down

SAVE THE CHILDREN

>>384812329
What is our boy spike doing at ESA?

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THE FUCK IT'S THIS ¿?¿?¿?¿?

B E A N E D
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Those bullets are way too big to fit into that fucking rifle. Who do you think you're fooling, Europe?!?

>>384812420
That is mala or something. She is elajazz's gf, he is a dark souls speedrunner (WR tier) who makes a lot of $$$.

She doesn't look like much in pics but bitch has some bedroom eyes and no doubt gives a mad handjob that has probably made Ela nearly have a heart attack on more than one occasion.

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what the FUCK was that

>>384812620
>really cute
>not annoying voice
>not att whoring
>dressed very comfy, showing basically no skin

12/10 would waifu hard

I don't get it

FEELS BAD MAN
>FEELS BAD MAN
FEELS BAD MAN
>FEELS BAD MAN

FEELS BAD MAN
>FEELS BAD MAN

>this ad
wat

Arm the children?

Were they smiling after the ad?

wtf I want a sick ammo belt now

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That was a real nigga

Give the kids a fighting chance /v/. Donate guns today.

>>384812759
What? The e-sports themed Xfinity ads or the one with Freddie Wong?

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>>384812279

>>384812617
Aren't they literally the original Aryans

Really dislike that kid's accent desu

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Why don't you have a qt muslim gf yet /v/?
>Loyal for life
>Accepts you as the man and breadwinner of the house
>Untouched by western degeneracy
>Will love you above everything else

>The cause they get money for
>"Feels bad man"

HOW THE FUCK CAN GDQ COMPETE?

For real though this is so much more relaxed on every account.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET THIS LIBERAL PROPAGANDA OFF MY SPEEDRUNS

FUCK THE CHILDREN. TICKING TIME BOMBS, ALL.

KILL ALL GLOBALIST ENABLERS

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>that emotionally manipulative ad
And then you realize Save the Children are migrant smugglers picking up middle-aged Nigerians less than 1km off the coast of Libya and smuggling them to Italy and the EU under the guise of saving "drowning" victims.

>>384812907
NO THE ONE WITH THE MEXICAN KID WHO GOT AN ASSAULT RIFLE AS A TOY AND LOOKED HYPED AS FUCK UNTIL YOU COULD TELL THE ADULTS FORCED HIM TOT RY TO LOOK SAD

Holy shit that ad was sad as fuck
STC deserves way more donations than PCF or MSF

lets see those bare feet baby

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STINKY FEET

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>talking about her stinky couch

>>384813005
kek

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SHOW THE FEET

>smelly feet
OH

Oh god now the feet fetishists are awakened.

Footfags incoming

>>384813014
I hope the migrants kill you first

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why you gotta make everything about geopolitics
why can't we just enjoy videogames and fun

>>384812984
its a good thing

fuck /pol/

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>tfw no stinky feet iranian qt

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>>384812243
>making fun of transsexual people
Not on my watch, kid!

>tfw no qt iranian refugee to BLEACH

Why is this stream so comfy, bros?

Especially compared to AGDQ

Jesus christ

>>384812951
I have never seen an attractive mudslime.

sniff***

>teasing us by saying her shirt is see through

hnnnnnng

Could you footfags just fucking neck yourselves please?

>>384812137

You could conceivably do an individual level speedrun of Impossible Spell Card.

Although it'd be hammering everything to the face.

DOES ANYONE HAVE A PIC OF HER WITH THE SHIRT?

>Talking about her feet and see-through shirts

This is already 100 times better than GDQ

>She's wearing his shirt
l-lewd

At GDQ they would have been executed for even hinting at this talk

please tell me twitch chat is saying shit like "show us your tits!"

>>384813092
There isn't a single good thing about human trafficking from Libya to Europe and those responsible for SC should be imprisoned for their actions.

>>384813086
You'll never fit in, reddit, no matter how much r/the_donald shitposts you repeat verbatim.

>>384813157
what a fucking cocktease

>>384813105
I just wish we had somebody, typically Tompa playing piano videogame music on a keyboard.

>Postal 2 this time
>Still no Bayonetta 1 or 2

fuuuuuuuck you

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>talking about the see-through shirt she's wearing underneath
Would literally be banned for life from GDQ

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what did she mean by this?

>See through shirt
>Smelly feet
oh lordy

>>384813157
>not actually showing anything

She knows how to drive men crazy. Not like american whores who keep parading their bodies everywhere

>>384813228
She would not even be allowed at GDQ because she's female (female)

>>384813240
>Those breeding hips

Kreygasm

Stinky!

>>384812137
remember when they run that touhou shit in a pass AGDQ?
It was so cringe that all of your kind literally commit suicide and never speak again in the trhead
>touhou when xD
>the only run that exist!!!

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>maral

>Comfy, slightly lewd, bants and humour
Why do more pleople watch GDQ than this

>not even one pt speedrunner on this

caralho, juntem a vossa merda

God she has so much fun with it and she is insecure

Love her.

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L U L

>everyone going crazy over a 7/10 at best
What the fuck is wrong with yuropoors.

>>384813216
alt-right propaganda is really predictable and its a shame so many people are falling for it tbqh

I want to lick her feet and suck on her tits and impregnate those wide hips.

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qt Gordon Ramsay not around to make these guys look good

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She's literally perfect.

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Wait a minute! That Shirt!

>>384813240
hidden vibrator

>Easy
I'm out

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>>384813362

>>384813412
>7/10
This is europe buddy not america, she's 6/10, basically average

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>>384813362

>>384813412
that's the kind of refugees we all want

>>384813361
It was a full of fail run, and not even a touhou game, just a fanmade.

>>384813395
Most southern euros don't speak english that well
t.Galician

>his shirt

God fucking dammit Germany I am sick of your shit.

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>>384813408
it's real

>betafags, footfags and smellfags instantly ruin the thread
Fucking kill yourselves.

>>384813429
>truth is now alt-right propaganda
wew lad

>>384812603
no anon, she got THICC

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>>384813429

Race traitors will be the first to hang

>WR is 32 minutes
>estimate is 55 minutes

>that shirt
I kinda want it.

Another game where the guy goes out of bounds to the end because western games suck now WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>384813392
more corporate sponsors
gives you a lot more money and viewers but enforces much harsher rules and regulations. Its what happens when numbers are all you care about

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a man of taste I see.

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>>384813526
http://www.speedrun.com/user/Ectortutu

>>384813408
the fuck

even if these runs were from different people

the fuck

>>384813574
>>384813595
How fucking young is this board?

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>>384813529
Blame the girl

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>mfw German accents

>I'm too young to die
>Halo CE on easy
It's not even interesting to watch. GDQ had Halo on legendary and it was great to watch

>>384813563
you've never had a single thought for yourself have you, sad!

>>384813412
>7/10 not enough feminine penis

>American prudes trying to ruin the thread

Go build your wall and never come out.

I want to marry that cute girl and worship her feet until she orgasms.

>>384813635
Too old for shit like that. That's where the 'kinda' comes from.

>>384813662
Projection is the primary tactic of the left.

>>384813412
This!
Needs more sexy trans persons.

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>amerifats SEETHING that this is miles better than their shitty tranny convention

>>384813429
don't worry about alt-right propaganda
worry about normal people being fed up with your SJW shit and deciding to purge you

>>384813653
German accents sound horrible.

>>384813740

>Girl (female)

Feels Good

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> american speedrun event
> traps
> memes
> degeneracy

> european speedrun event
> all about vidya
> qt girls
> comfy stream

>>384813813
t. Hans

It's okay Hans, you can stop hating yourself. It's been long enough since the Nazis

>>384813717
We're fucking trying, give us some time. Hell, donate some money for the wall if you want us to make one that badly.

>>384813412
yeah bro, I totally want to have a 10/10 gf who will suck all the money out of me then dump me for the next idiot, genius.

Hold the fuck up, is that the guy from the Mirror Edge run?

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>>384813412
>american cuck is upset that there's no female (male) that he can fantasize himself sucking their dick

You CANNOT make this shit up KEK

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>>384813843
>this 24/7 for a week
>two streams from monday

GDQ btfo

>>384813869
How did you know?

Alain de Botton is a speedrunner?

>>384813907

Don't worry about. It's fine.

>>384813829
>that sweaty ballsack smell no matter how much perfume "she" uses
I don't know how beta cucks deal with that shit.

>>384813870
Ask Mexico for drug money.

I'd go haram on that iran if you catch my drift.

why is this so much more chill than gdq? I don't care if the moderators are not professionals, at least they don't pretend to be something they're not and this actually makes them quite likable. I liked the feet story.

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>>384813843
DELETE THIS!!!!!!
USA USA USA
S
A

A

BEST

ALL HAIL USA, CENTIPEDES
GREATEST COUNTRY OF THE WORLD
MOST FREE COUNTRY OF THE WORLD
LAND OF THE LORD

>>384813843
>no viewers

>>384813843
>qt girls
>girls
>s

just one qt girl, and she's the charity slut not a runner.

still better than gdq, but still, get your facts straight

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>>384813429
>alt-right propaganda
UNHCR statistics jackoff.
http://data2.unhcr.org/en/situations/mediterranean
Public marine traffic information: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIc1LZqIAw

The big smuggler ships are "The Topaz Responder" from MOAS (Blackwater/Xe/Academi affiliated NGO), "Dignity 1" & "The Bourbon Argos" from Medicin Sans Frontieres and The Vos Hestia from Save the Children.

>>384813938
You're probably put off by german accents because you yourself have one and most people hate their own voice.

>>384813907
Yes.

He just ran Dishonored too.

>>384813938
because I'm a Hans myself and agree with you. I just posted this to feel better about myself and my non-existing active voicechat whenever I play in an English environment

>>384814026
>Muh views is what makes the stream entertaining xDDD
GDQ getting big is what ruined it in the first place you mong.

>>384813912
>>384813881
>>384813792
>>384813689
Stay mad yurocucks.

>>384812951
>can't take her out anywhere without a carpet on the head
>obeys muhammad's loosely interpreted booklet
>secretly wants you dead because you're not a muslim
you didn't think this through

>>384813996
Probably because there are no corporations breathing down their necks and the behind the scenes crew is like 2 guys at most.

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>>384814030

>UN statistics

>>384813981
They won't give it to us, we asked.

>>384814117
How's your transition going, George?

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This has the potential to be a really comfy week do we have to have the /pol/ shit

Didn't this event have less than 1k viewers a few years ago?

>>384814180
kill yourself, moron.

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>>384814027
Soezee is coming soon I hope.

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What do you think her asshole smells like?

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AMERICAN EVENT
>tranny quota
>banned for swearing

EUROPEAN EVENT
>smelly qt feet and see-through tops
>"Are you a tool?"

>>384814239
the fire rises

>>384814030

>UNHCR statistics jackoff

Good goy. The United Nations would never lie.

>>384814162
Nah the truth is this
>pestered day and night to convert so you can marry

>>384814180
UNHCR is the refugee camp org retard.
Incidentally the UN proper are ideologically committed to furthering what they officially call "replacement migration" into Europe.

>>384814085
Sure people hate their own voice but I also hate hearing every other German speaking English with an accent.
>>384814105
I am actively working on getting rid of my German accent. I fucking hate it.

>>384814223
but the surge in traffic in 2014 was due to the fappening
not gamergate

>>384814030
>UN statistics
T_D stop posting , this is just embarrassing

>>384814180
>Pro refugee
>Anti-UN
>Also doesn't know what UNHCR is
Unless you're an anarchybabby you're a literal fucking retard. Oh wait I repeated myself there. Fuck off sub-80 IQ scum.

>>384812137

People speedrun Double Spoiler on Twitch, but it's not popular enough.

>What's the #1 cancer of most speedruns beyond the runners themselves?
>AUTOSCROLLERS

All SHMUPS are autoscrollers.

>>384814265
dont forget the "choke me daddy" joke

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>>384814252
>this is considered a qt in yurop

>>384814332
I used to be like you until I embraced the nasty-ass Finnish rally accent.
Embrace your accents.

>>384814030
here you see a common alt-right tactic to vomit bibliographies at people in an attempt to win arguments

actually source stuff properly my man

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Does anyone have that pic that shows google results of "big white cock" by country, with Iran on top?

>>384814259
kebab

Jinxed

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>>384814405
>this is considered a woman in USA

>>384814332
I too used to hate my german accent and wanted to get rid of it.

Then I found a girl who loved it.

FUCKING JINXED

>i love you heny

he is going to go home and isolate that audio so he can jerk off to it on loop. lucky guy

>>384814427
>reading is hard and data is oppressive
Embarrassing desu

>>384814259
like my semen

>/pol/ has derailed this thread so hard that no one is saying anything about how much he's choking

>>384814427
>using evidence is an alt-right tactic
You people are losing through sheer anti-intellectualism and denial of reality. Your feels and good sounding ideas are not reality and do not work unless backed with evidence.

>>384814579
the music works so well with the silence

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>actually arguing about politics shit

when will you learn

>>384814579
Might as well move these threads to /pol/ or /bant/
They would be funnier with flags.

>>384814427
>asks for sources
>gives them
>LOL NOT LIKE THAT DO IT PROPERLY
typical neurotic liberal behavior

>>384814259
Vindaloo, bet it stings your eyes

>>384814579
>no turning off auto update and focusing on the run
Even without the drama people will still shitpost

this barely has anything to do with playing the game

>>384814579
I know how this goes, another effortless out of bounds shitfest because writing proper collision detection is hard in 2016 for some reason.

>>384814427
>Bibliographies
It's literally one graph from the UNHCR, one timeline of a single transport line from Marine Traffic and a single comment naming all the big smuggling ships of said NGOs of which they're all very proud, Save the Children pushed Von Hestia's credentials right up until Italy started arguing if they should open border guard fire on their fucking ship.

Maybe transparently clear sources and the easiest possible information available is beyond anti-European retards like yourself though.

>>384814763
yea it's all out of bounds shit it seems

>>384814763
there's too many gated checkpoints in nuDoom to do it otherwise

Don't let the politics shit in this thread distract you from the fact that couch qt is wearing a see-through shirt.

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who /avoidingreality/ here?

I thought I wouldn't feel sad about no gf today and then this literally perfect qt started talking about her feet and see-through shirts
god I'm so lonely.

>>384814856
yea but we were too late to catch a glimpse now she's wearing a burka, nobody took a screenshot at the beginning?

>>384814521
>tfw girls love accents
>tfw I only have contact with english speaking girls online
feels bad man

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>>384814856
Hidden with a jumper though

>>384814858
I told myself I would start studying today.

>entire run is just going out of bounds and hardly any fighting
Fuck this is boring, how do you make DOOM boring? Excluding 3.

>>384814763
That's what happens when you play easy mode.

>>384815002
i'm enjoying it more than Dishonored desu

>>384814858
All day erry day

>>384814856
Why not both? I can mock forum sliders sticking out like sore thumbs while posting about giving her the infidel meat just fine.

>>384815002
You slow it down and shove shit slow-paced parkour mechanics to compensate.

Are there no "all enemies killed" categories for games like Doom?

Get me a girlfriend /v/

>>384815156
but that's just like... playing a shooter...

>>384815174
sent ;^)

CHOKE

>>384815174
Ok anon
1st step: Leave your house

Holy shit, this guy is choking hard.

>>384814967
she was never on cam with it, she changed before the stream started and talked about it at the beginning of the marathon

>>384815156
Only All Secrets, I think.

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>>384815174
here

>>384815201
playing a shooter FAST

>>384815281
haram af

>>384815114
>forum sliders
If anyone's a forum slider here it's you /r9k/ footfag fucks.
Unironically the same people who pushed tranny shit on /v/ for ages until people realized just how mentally stunted traps are.

>>384815329
I meant girlfriend (female)

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>>384815329

>run starts at 6PM europe time
>only few hours left before sleepy time
>fill it with shit games
>even should europeons decide to stay up late for this event, they get even more shit during the night time
This event has been infiltrated by amerilards to make it as shitty for EU as possible, right? Just like GDQ

>>384815329
Cursed webm

>>384815292
didnt someone do all secrets at sgdq? I think that had a ton of skipping enemies too

kek, remember another runner being stuck on a rail jump for ages

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What runs are you looking forward to?

Golden Sun
Serious Sam 3: BFE
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
Arx Fatalis
Resident Evil 2
Resident Evil (Remake)
Super Metroid Rotation
Sparkster
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Dark souls 1/2
Resident Evil 7
Battletoads
Majora's Mask
Tetris: The Grandmaster
Tomb Raider III
Psychonauts
>>384812121
5k viewers isn't enough to inject the intersectionality LBGT fifth column. Plus the German and Swede runners are already spineless whiny bores devoid of personality and masculine pride.

>>384815329
why did this turn me on?

ded

my immersion

RIP.

>GDQ ddosing ESA because they know its better

Fuck off burgers

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>>384815329

strim gone

STREAM IS OVER, EVERYONE GO HOME

>make a comfy speedrun marathon
>Trump shuts it down

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They've gone too far

>>384815517
love that shoekeeper
perfect guy for the role with those glasses and eyes

Run was so shit they just stopped streaming, gg

>stream shitting the bed

now this is the ESA i remember

>>384815329
>when you go from male to female just to become a lesbian and be lovedovy with your girlfriend (male)

> americans can't handle the banter
> take down the stream

>>384815373
Man, you're awful at projecting.

Shit, I just assumed your gender. My bad, y'all.

>>384815540
me in two years

>>384815491
At least those spineless Germans and Swedes won't bitch and moan about a fucking emote to get it banned because they have the emotional stability of a toddler.

>refuses to say fucking

> Someone is so jelous that stop this

>>384815491
>Sparkster
>Not Rocket Knight Adventures
Well I guess this event can go into the trash.

>>384815657
They are even weaker
Great.

>blaze it green

DUDE

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>>384815429
underrated

>>384815540
BALDNESS IMPRISONING ME
ALL I CAN SEE
ABSOLUTELY HAIRLESS

Is this group as autistic as GDQ

>>384814332
Be proud of heritage. Yeah, your people have made mistakes in the past, but honestly, what country hasn't?

>>384815757
WEED

>>384815491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-3SEIDQp98
forsenPls YOU DIED forsenPls

>>384815738
>What is reading comprehension

>>384815809
LMAO

>>384815778
yes, but the flavor is a bit different

>>384815654
Use minoxidil my man.

>>384815779
There is nothing to be proud of. Its not so much about heritage. I just hate how the German accent or German sound.

>only 25 minutes passed
holy sheeet

>cursing banned

in a few years when they're bringing in more cash, this shit will be just as sterile as current GDQs

Who /high/ here?
what are you doing? I'm taking an acid tab later tonight.

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>out of bounds speedrun

stop hating on Doom!!!
it looks skillful and practiced with all these precision jumps

>>384816090
Kys my man

>>384816112
>skillful
sure.
But also boring.

>>384816090
>Unironically being a junkie

>>384816112
until he gets stuck out of bounds again

nuDoom and nuWolfenstein own.

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post qt maral photos

>>384816149
>>384816180
>dweebs get triggered about someone else frying their brain out of their own volition
Every time.

>>384812243
what was girl on the lefts name again? I know she's a turkroach but cant remember. Anzu maybe?

>check on pokemongo stream
>still on splash screen
>apparently it is an enormous trainwreck
good day for posting

>>384816312
I care about people ok

>>384816353
anzujaamu

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>>384816282
I can't believe this is Maral!

>hard fight coming up


inb4 ruse

> nu-doom being run on easy with glitches
This shit wasn't good in SGDQ and it isn't good here

Why is this noob runner constantly using noclip hacks? i thought this was a SPEEDrun not a CHEATrun

I don't know how it is fun watching someone cheat instead of playing the game proeprly

HAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING EPIC RUSE

SO FUNNI!!!!!

>>384816460
RUSED

>>384816312
>Posts about his degeneracy
>Gets triggered that people aren't into it
>"H-H-Hah why so triggered XDDD"
Typical mindless druggie tsk tsk

>>384816458

>wishes she was white
>dating a white male

good taste

Boring run is boring.

>miss shot because suck at aiming because retard
>unlucky

How the fuck had luck anything to do with the runner being shit, fucking morons spouting buzzwords 24/7 whenever something happens

>>384816496
classic comment

>>384815657
It would never occur to them to associate it with hate, they've been neutered by the EU into roll overs. There's just not a tranny kayak for them to defend on stream, everything is innocuous when they aren't there but believe me the conditioning is there.

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>>384816282
>>384816458

>>384816580
>degeneracy
sasuga, /pol/

>>384816619
This was a frameperfect post. :^)

>It's another speedrunner is abusing glitches out of his ass and skips most of the content episode
Seriously?
The whole point of speedrunning is being really good at the game, not just finishing the game as early as possible, for fucks sake

>>384816762
>The whole point of speedrunning is being really good at the game, not just finishing the game as early as possible
1/10 bait

>>384815156
>serious sam kill all enemies speedrun

that would be fun.

>>384816762
yea fuck this run desu