You wake up in the body of the lady character you played as.

procrastinate

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>>384796130

>>384796361
spbp

>Lara Croft
Fuck myself with every suitable object I can find until I'm dehydrated.

Dva. I would fuck gorilla grod

>>384796130
>interrogation mark

Isn't it a question mark?

try to lick my own clit.

>>384796130
Eat some cereal.

>>384797669
>it's another "different countries say different things" episode
>it's another "non-Americans obsess over Americans" episode

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Go farm for gear upgrades.

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find a cute boy and flirt with him

>>384798139
>find a cute girl and flirt with her

ftfy

>>384798340
thats gay

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Find the nearest toilet.

>>384796130
Kill a bunch of demons.

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>>384798394
It's not gay it's perfectly natural.

>>384798394
That's not gay if I'm still a boy inside.

>>384798591
>>384798650
what if I wish I were a girl so I could date cute boys but I still like girls but not boys if I'm a boy

thats not gay right

>>384798797
Totally gay.

You wish, as a man right now, to turn into a girl you can date boys.Whatever happens after that doesn't matter. You are as homo, dick in anus, as it gets.

>>384796130
Try to explain to my parents why I'm now an upright low-poly cat woman.

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>>384796130
luckily for me I am a robot, so with a few adjustments I could net the perfect trap body of my dreams.

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Probably chill with tiz, fuck magnolia and attend meetings with grand marshal edea lee