Go ahead, try to steal my treasure if you can.

>>384795358
I already have your treasure; pirating isn't stealing, though.

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If your treasure is not worth stealing, why do you hide it like a miser?

What would Todd's palace be?

Fallout Equestria?

>>384795539
The Great Copy/Paste Factory.

>>384795539
Pretty much the bank dungeon the yakuza guy had

Official Todd threads OST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt594nYBPQA

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>change Todd's heart
>20% discount on all Skyrim dlc for one whole week
We did it, bros

>>384795539
A mountain.

>>384796074
Kawakami was best girl desu

>>384796074
>implied that she's a virgin
Why are japs so fucking awful? Why can't they accept a waifu if she had some dicks before.
That's surrealistic and retarded desu.

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>>384796149
This is the only correct answer.
And he's at the top of it. The entire dungeon is you climbing the mountain. buying DLC, and making things JUST WORK.

>>384796262
They dont enjoy being cucks like western people.

>that kid who thought Toddposting was funny

I would hardly call Skyrim: HD Remaster on the Switch for $59.99 plus DLC a treasure.

>>384796262
>stressed
>difficult to get along with
>whiny
At least it was believable this time.

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>>384796262
They just can't accept it.

>gyaru are becoming popular in Japan
>but they're not actually outgoing. They're shy, pure maidens that just happen to dress like cum-guzzlers

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>>384795539
>The Imperial City in Cyrodiil
>It would be 4 shitty mudhutts
>his dungeon puzzles would look piss easy but then bugs would break the puzzles making them unbeatable
>these bugs would be the real puzzles
Basically a whole dungeon based on deception. His treasure would either be a chess set or his height index.

>>384796342
ntr is one of the most popular types of porn, what are you talking about?

>>384796262
>shes a literal whore
>still virgin
thats a new level of low

>>384795539
News station where he broadcasts fake forecasts and lies to the public to get $$$
Kinda like CNN palace form

>>384796496
You wouldnt make a pornstar your waifu.

>>384796503
Except she's not? She was literally just a maid, he s.link explains that the other branch, the one she didn't work for, was that

>>384795358
>try to steal my treasure if you can.
>Not "pirate my treasure"
You fucked this thread up.

>>384796342
>as a virgin I both feel jealous of a woman who's had sex and am afraid I won't measure up to past partners

Fix'd that for you. Most of the girls the Chads of the world fuck are sluts and they ususally get a lot more pussy then the women they fuck get dick. How the fuck are guys like that cucks?

I ain't claiming to be no Chad but even I've managed to get some pussy from a few girls here and there. You virginfags stick out with this purity obsession. You could fuck a lot of women to get even and balance it out through sheer volume of pussy, it's literally never been easier to get laid then it is today. Or you could bitch on the internet about what cucks those guys who fuck a different woman every night are because the women they get tend to be sluts.

>>384795358
IT'S NOT A GAME
I'M NOT A RADIANT AI CHALLENGING YOU

What would YOUR palace be?

>>384798112
i'm not despicable enough to have a palace. Just a shadow in mementoes

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Reminder that Todd has resold Skyrim 3 (three) times (original, special edition, and now VR)

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>>384798543
He's just that good at milking, and people jellying.

>>384797701
Sure thing amigo.

>>384798112
probably a giant golden castle with everyone praising me.

>>384798543

how the fuck did he do it
I did one (1) complete playthrough in 2011 and dumped the game
tried booting it up in 2014 but couldn't get past the intro because I remembered the skyrim is as deep as a puddle

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>>384796262
It's truly pathetic, but the shitty American teen/young adult oriented series completely obsessed about casual sex aren't better at all.
>mfw no country seems to be able to find a reasonable middle ground in its works of entertainment.

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>>384795738
Just buy my game
It's got the best AI I'm promising you
I'm not a liar
It's on your Steam queue
And also the Switch too

Right before your eyes
NPCs with lives
See that mountain that - you'll climb

As the game code grows
Tryin' to mod it shows
(You) Might as well not waste your time

So you know my game's out there
Zero lies in the making
It just works without breaking
Don't ask, the engine won't change

And your voices ring out, yeah
Charged for mods when they were free
Shilled it out here on nu-/v/
Now go preorder my game

Just buy my game
It's open world, I promise that you will find
It's just as good as
Breath of the Wild
Go on, make up your mind

A taste of your own mods
Bugs in every step
Bugs that make you just, restart

Your fate remains the same
Shitposting in vain
You're a part of my sales chart

And you'll know my game's out there
Zero lies in the making
Preorders for the taking
Don't ask, the engine won't change

And your voices rang out, here
Charged for mods when they were free
Shilled it out here on nu-/v/
Now go preorder my game

>>384796262
Well, the Japanese typically don't have a lot of sex. Especially more so if they come from an academic background.

>>384800275
>new song.
Neat, now waiting for singing todd anon.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uj27kEUJw4

>>384796262
When's that implied? Those two who are blackmailing her straight out say she's having sex for money and she's sad they found out.

>>384796149
this one makes the most logical sense.
see that mountain? I DARE YOU TO FUCKING CLIMB IT

>>384796262
>surrealistic
Yes, it's very kafkaesque.

>>384796408
That works for a cute SOL, the problem is for other genres.

>>384796262
Hello roastie.

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>>384800275
my sides!

>>384795358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSRtriq25nU

A Todd palace would be hype as fuck.

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>>384800275
This is a quality shitpost

>>384800275
Can't wait for the cover

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>>384800275
Good shit.

>>384800275

>100

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>>384800275
great post todd sama, you should rest after that

>>384805057
Fuck morgodda i aint sleeping yet

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>>384800275

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>>384800275

>>384800275
Nice.
What would Shadow Howard's boss form resemble?

>>384810732
Same as Kamoshida, but an eighth of the size

>>384796074
>>384796189
Here's my prediction:
Japan barely cares for her
West loves the shit out of her

I seem to be right so far

>>384800578
they say she's doing unscrupulous work, since in japan doing maid work is as unsavory as sex work

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>>384811085
Seems about right.
She seems to be the most popular out of the older set of girls though (the goth doctor, journalist etc) both here and there.

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>>384800275
Isn't the /v/ musical in two months?

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>>384800275
Amazing.

>>384800810
No meat touching, anon.

TODD HOWARD is directing the next Persona.

What happens?

>>384812174
Its P5 on other platforms

>>384812174
It's just Skyrim with anime girls.
Also your horse tells you to go to sleep every 3 minutes.

>>384800275
Heres my (you)
Take it you glorious bastard

>>384812174
Its literally just a skyrim dlc with the vaguest of persona references

>>384795358
whats his treasure? A copy of skyrim? I alread own one for ever console, pc, one for each vr device, and every applience in my kitchen.

>>384795539
A mountain and the treasure is a shitty randomized gun with a mod

>>384796408
That's the power of gap moe.

Todd's treasure would be Fallout: NV

>>384812174
>character creator, protag is voiced and has a maximum of 4 identical dialogue options
>Personas only have "Attack" and "Defence" as attributes
>SP restoring item drops are abundant

>>384813171
Pretty much this

>>384800275
We got a contender for this years /v/usical.

>>384800275
I have no idea what song this is parodying.

>>384812174
>i need you to hold some items for me
>i'm sworn to carry your burdens
>I AM THOU AND THOU ART I
>"I feel my bond with random servant is becoming stronger"

>>384813486
Its linked dumb dumb

>>384795358
What would Todd's treasure even be?

>>384800275
pure ludo

>>384815031
see
>>384813158

>>384815127
>>384813158
Isn't the treasure supposed to be something he lusts for or basis his idea of himself and power upon though?

>>384815328
Think about it, you go through an entire dungeon only to get a shitty weak weapon with a randomly generated "unique" effect, it perfectly describes the direction of Bethesda games

>>384800275

>mfw i was singing the song to this

you bastard

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>>384800275
Damn.

>>384813357
> is voiced
not a bad idea
>maximum of 4 identical dialogue options
so nothing changed?

>>384817417
Fantastic.

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>Tfw i stole a copy of Skyrim from walmart once
Hey at least I didn't pirate it Todd

>>384811085
>>384811715
Popularity rating from another thread:
1. Joker
2. Makoto
3. Ryuji
4. Kawakami
It's a far cry from barely caring

>>384813171
Would be 3 or Oblivion if anything since that's what brought Bethesda into the spotlight with normalfags

>>384796262
>wanting a woman who got fucked by other guys
If a woman is not a virgin, she is more likely to be fucked up and cheats on you. Also the chances are pretty high that she has some std like aids.

Also a woman is losing her "attractiveness" with an age over 30. If a woman just fucks other people for fun, she can enjoy being an old hag without people caring about her after she is older then 30.

Also being a virgin as woman before you marriage has other reasons. You don't have any kids without father. You have a family bond with your husband. You have the protection of your husband. And you know that you have someone who is on your side for the rest of your life.

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>>384823058
Huh, I didn't think she'd be that high up.
I'm strangely glad.

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>>384825050
A lot of japs like sexy teachers with a weird life/hobby outside school.