ESA 2017

get in here

>>384793692
>10 minutes follow to chat
Wew, lad.

>>384793692
>Dishonored
hard pass,I will join you later guys

>stream is already over estimate

>he fell for all those idiots in the gdq threads saying they'll watch esa

Pfffthaha

>>384794013
mike pls

>>384793921
It's not ESA without technical issues.

5 minutes late already
this is gonna be a disaster

Will Stream 1 be the main stream for these threads?

>offline
What's happening

Literally months of preparation and they still managed to fuck up the timing.

I'm just glad they went back to the two seperate streams again, but I really hope they get their tech shit together this time

finally live

It's live

>>384794136
We can talk about both. It's not like these threads are very populated.

>>384794079
What did you expect from a bunch of swedes?

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ITS FUKKEN LIVE!

>>384794136
Probably, might be worth making a fuss about the other one though just to trick people into switching

p-please clap

Real Girl!

TRANNY ALERT
TRANNY ALERT
TRANNY ALERT

>>384794431
Not in Sweden

>seethrough

host started staring at the ground the second she sat down

>followers mode enabled
dropped

>Maral

Not my type at all, but she's adorable, holy fuck.

Save the (brown) children goyim

Look at this shiksa

>>384794482
Laptop on a table

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Spilled spaghetti live on stream

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She was adorable as heck, they should let her commentate sometimes.

>tech issues out the gate
10/10

Spaghetti are a European specialty you know

wtf i love mexico now

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When's Edobean?

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>Forgotten Sands
>nobody remembers it exists

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>>384794626
It's the only reason I'm watching

>>384794684
poyo

Fun begins folks

>>384794684
*poyos your run*

>runners have flags this year
We /int/ now?

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>scottish

droaped

>God of war orbs
Embarrassing

>>384794715
Honestly didn't know this was a game

who else is excited for a fucking My Summer Car race?

I wish GDQ would do fun shit like that, I cant wait for it

>>384794916
please be bait please be bait please be bait

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These two guys seem more normal and charismatic than most of SGDQ already.

Though maybe that's the not-fucktarded camera angle playing tricks.

>no donations
Ouch

So what games are you guys looking forward to?

>>384795071
fun is allowed here!

>>384795125
my summer car is probably the most meme game here, so that one

Oh yeah. I forgot about this.

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>>384795071
Thats going to be a good one to watch

>>384795125
What >>384795071 said.

Also interested to see what the fuck the LA Noire Traffic run will be like.

>>384795125
Persona 3 Yukari%

>>384795125
Illbleed, Final Fantasy VIII, Pandora's Tower, some other shit too. Partially wanna see the Golden Sun race but it'll just be who can mash through cutscenes faster.

>>384795124
They must have because it says $292 at the bottom left.

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>>384795071
fuck yes! too bad it's in the middle of the night

I missed you guys

This is my first time watching this event, what makes it different from GDQ?

What the hell, what Assassin' creed was in Persia?!

>>384795378
fun is allowed

>>384795378
Silly accents, much more relaxed, swearing allowed.

>>384795378
location

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>>384795118
Wassup Yuffieanon! Time to buckle up for a week of games and technical difficulties.

>>384795378
Way more laid back.

>>384795378
Nobody can speak english

>>384795457
Who is this whore again?

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>>384795339
get over here

>>384795378
Less people; more diverse game choice, instead of the same thing over and over again; it's about the speedrunning and the meet up and not about the money

>>384795378
There is at the same time more and less spaghetti

>>384795608
schrödinger's spaghetti

until it's observed there is simultaneously less and more of it

>>384795608
same amount, just a different flavor

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>>384795125
Rayman, barrier skip in Wind Waker, Final Fantasy VIII, Sly Cooper, Ratchet and Clank, New Super Hook Girl, and whatever the fuck birdsong is.

>>384795457
Uma is cute. I'm not interested in a single thing until Illbleed, go figure. Keep holding the fort.

>>384795071
how many hours until it?

anyone got a picture of the see-through shirt?

>>384795768
http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
wednesday

Near the very end of the game there is a jumping section where you have to freeze waterfalls

I could never beat it, despite getting 100% in the other 3

>>384795378
It's the EU equivalent of it. It's not nearly as PC, people can say fuck and shit, it's not nearly as commercialized and donations are basically never mentioned and only read out loud if they have some relation to the runner and are from the community, it's just a lot more laid back and chill in general

A C C E N T S

>>384795125
bonus stream

>mods are shitposting on equal grounds with the chat
wow

>start the marathon with a scotsman
what is ESA trying to say here?

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>these chokes

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>can't hear anything
>breaks a pot
>mfw

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first throw of the event

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>Americans are more fucking degenerate than Sweden

Wew lads, and two ESAs next year.

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>maral asked to chain clothes because her shirt was too revealing
>also she got fat

welp, i'm out. see you guys in the AGDQ threads

He sure is showing us how it's done.

>>384795910
Can't wait for the oishty boishty kind

ESA is boring. It just isn't the same without the trannies and the drama.

>>384795378
fun
no trannies
no sjws

>>384796204
Scots are pussies who voted No

>anonymous donates 1000 to gdq
>he only donates 50 to esa
thats not fari!

>>384796182
>maral asked to chain clothes because her shirt was too revealing

Post it

MEIN LEBEN

>>384796281
isn't it guaranteed now that they're leaving?

Press Y to kek

>press y to kek

>we call this the kek cancel

is he /ourguy/ ???

why is esa not as popular as agdq?

>press y to kek

>>384796338
SCHUTZSTAFFEL

>>384796414
newer
no trannies, little drama, heavier yuro accents from people who barely speak english

>>384796328
they didn't show it. she showed up on stream with a sweatshirt on and said she'd been asked to change

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>>384796353
I would expect they will

>>384796414
It's newer, it's smaller, it doesn't try to get as many corporate sponsors so less visibility

>>384796473
GUTTEN TAG

>>384796414
annoying accents

Which Prince of Persia games are worth playing?

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>>384796491
REEE

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>>384796538
the very first one is a masterpiece
find it on a rom site somewhere

>>384796414
AGDQ it's way older and has more publicity, if it weren't for nice guys here while SGDQ I wouldn't have remembered it.

>>384796538
SoT, WW, TT

Is this the thing people on here tried to organize and failed miserably?

>>384796640
no

>>384796619
I actually played this when I was a babbie and it was too hard for me. I should give it a shot again.

>SGDQ
>constant 100k-150k viewers
>ESA
>less than 4000 viewers
Wew so this is the power of """laid back"""

>>384796531
EVA, AUF WIEDERSEHEN

>>384796676
it really spooked me as a child so i never beat it
had all sorts of skellington nightmares after

PC BTFO

>>384796640
No, that's NASA. And it's terrible

>>384796640
no thats NASA

>>384796476
>>384796528
>newer
started in 2012
one year after the first AGDQ
the events even had almost the same viewership that year

>>384796414
Very simple: no jews.

What's with the amount of enemies in this? Just wall to wall skellingtons

>>384796716
No, that's the power of the brand
Everyone has heard of GDQ

>>384796725
MEIN GOTT IN HIMMEL

God I love Wolf3D

>>384796751
Imagine being this new

>>384796841
The charm of DOS games is lost forever.

>>384796414
GDQ got big media attention,ESA has many not native english speaking runners, so it's probably harder to stay with the run. Glad they will start the second stream on monday so you can switch streams if you're not interested

>>384796619
>prince of PERSIA
>mc is white with blond hair

>>384796751
First GDQ was in 2010

I miss Adam_ak

>>384796928
No shit, the characters, level design and specially the colors, what an amazing game

>>384796965
This. Persia is in Africa, why dey be whitewashing our kings?

>>384797070
>middle east is Africa

>literally sponsored by burgerking

i'm liking this marathon already

>>384796640
>>384796742
fuck off, NASA was perfect

>>384796716
>SGDQ
>alcohol and drugs banned on the venue, you get kicked out of the event for bringing them into your room even if they are never anywhere near the venue
>people are banned and cheated out of their money just for having a wrong opinion or wearing attire the organizers don't agree with
>ESA
>people drinking beer and smoking pot in the audience, visibly having fun
>can say and do whatever the fuck you want as long as you don't screw up someone's run by getting in their face

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>YUROPOORS in charge of being relevant
>YUROPOORS in charge of being efficient at raising money for charity
W E W
E
W

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>Wondering why no one is posting in the other thread
>realize someone made another one

WTF was the point of this

>>384797149
>European event sponsored by American royalty
really makes you think

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Wake me up when these gay ass 8 hour long """""""""""""""""speedruns"""""""""""""""" are over.

>>384797149
>not Wendys
Missed opportunity

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ALL THESE CHOKES!

>>384797070
>Persia is in Africa

Yeah but Africa is in America (hence African-Americans) and the native people of America are white and blonde with blue eyes just like their common ancestor Abraham Lincoln.

>>384797250
1:35h is not long

>>384797189
Far cry 3

>>384797209
they were made almost at the exact same time, and you picked the wrong one

another choke

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>>384797198
>1/40th of the viewers
So this is the power of degeneracy, huh

>>384797385
>reddit
>10millions of regular users
>4chan
>100k regular users

Really makes you think.

>>384797385
>less viewers is a bad thing
(you)

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>spends that much time fucking up the skip
>has to do the puzzle normally

Literally taking longer than a casual playthrough

>runner is awkwardly hard on himself

i forgive this guy's chokes because of his gay scottish accent

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Are there any trans degenerates?

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>>384797250
Dishonored is always pretty hype and Chops is a good runner, it's coming up after this run

>>384797515
We dont have them in europe.

>>384797492
>then does the skip first try
JUST

god i hate his voice. Is this how every yuropoor sounds like ?

>>384797515
He's gonna end up killing him self, isn't he?

Will there be cute transgender girls on stream? Asking for a friend

>>384797515
No, trannies get shot on sight in denmark, where this event is held.

>>384797515

They would honestly get laughed out of the venue.

>>384797586
end urself
i love it

>>384797515
>those gums

fuck, when he smiles its like 60% gums and only 40% teeth

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>>384797621

>>384797515
ivans would probably bully them out

>>384797515
Called the organser

We'll find you and remove you

>>384797515
There's one from Sweden, who's gonna have at least one run.

>>384797603
yeah we already had maral in the opening

>>384797689
i hope they actually try with their appearance
i always hear how fashionable yuropoors are
better be true

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>>384797515

>>384797515
It's haram in Sweden

>>384797515
This entire event is basically organized by the kinds of people that would bully them live on stream for the raffs, you won't find any that don't at least look passable on this.

Isn't he scottish? Why can't he speak English?

>>384797323
are you implying Farcry 3 wasn't speedrun perfection?

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>OneHand
Best taste in emotes.

Man, choking so hard.

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>Americans have trouble with euro accents
>yet they can understand ebonics and spicenglish perfectly fine

>>384797875
>scottish
>english
L E L
E
L

Are there going to be trainnes, memes, cringe , shitposting, during this event or should I just leave not

poor guy

by this point im convinced he has a choking fetish

so, bets on how many minutes he'll go overtime?

>>384797941
when someone is mumbling under their breath mispronouncing everything, its difficult.

>>384797961
no, yes, maybe, yes and yes

>>384797921
Best taste would be SoBayed

>>384796970
no shit, son
you read what I wrote I see

>>384798040
-7

>>384798046
this guy isn't mumbling at all

>>384796965
WE WUZ

>>384797961
No one here is a soothsayer

One of the shittest events i've ever watched.

>>384797961
just leave

wtf the outfit looks like it's from assassings creeg

>>384798159
it was free dlc from ubishit

>major marathon luck

OH WOW

the indian chick was kinda hot

>>384798159
ubisoff pai dem to inclued

>>384798231
OH WHOOPS

Chokecity in here

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>>384798159
It's a ubisoft game what did you expect

>>384797941
>ameriblubbers actually think this guy's accent is strong

>>384798242
>indian

she's from iran and works for the charity

>>384798242
Maral is her nick

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>no trannies

wtf bros, how am I supposed to fap to that?

>>384798242
post pics

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>late to their own stream
>first runner chokes the entire run

Great event

>>384798290
It's not an accent, it's virgintalk

>>384797385
Eat shit, millions of flies can't be wrong

>no trannies
>no chibi
>no chair sniffing autists
>no dancing lolis
no thanks

>>384798326
Close your eyes and imagine >>384797515

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>>384797941
>>384798290
Where are you seeing significant amounts of complaints about his accent?

>>384798431
I really liked that jump

>>384798326
Just wait for the Super Hot run.

>>384798290
kek, imagine if they had a glaswegian on

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>>384798308
>Maral
>>384798305
OOPS

>>384798431
>>384798326
hello /pol/

>>384798305
Oy vey, deport that enemy of America

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So which countries have the most amount of speedrunners? Who is Europe's official Autism Awareness country?

>donation reader keeps cutting in to read random comments
Why is this allowed?

>>384798541
GER

>>384798541
Sweden

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>>384797026
His speedruns were the best. Great guy.

>>384798541
the biggest countries duh

>>384798541
Sweden. Sweden dominates 90% of nes speedruns. There's a reason why they're hosting it.

>>384798541
sweden

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how does freezing time allow you to hold onto liquid water?

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And now we're blaming the character

>>384798664
>time is frozen
>atoms can't move
>therefore it's absolute zero and water is frozen

>>384798485

Half the thread is complaining about accents at ESA.

>>384798664
dumb questiontoadposter

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>>384798664

>>384798664
The distance the water molecules can move is a function of time.

>>384798664
The water molecules stay in place as he touches them.

>>384798271
UUUUUUMM

>>384798813
whoa

>no donations
hahahaha

>WE DON'T HAVE ANY AT THE MOMENT

Someone donate in the tranny from sgdqs "dead name" pls

>>384798541
you would have to look at the amount of speedrunners compared to the population of the country

>no donations

>>384798547
everyone says this marathon is like old GDQs.

old GDQs weren't all comfy fun, there was plenty of annoying shit like reading donations constantly and lots of tech difficulties

>Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
>3 hours 40 min
why?

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>any donations
>.....we don't have any at the moment

>>384798904
>>384798886
>>384798813
What about air molecules

>no donations

time to let this marathon die

>message "I want bitches" got removed
Same nazi chat

>>384798813
>time is frozen
>air molecules are frozen too
>can't move at all since I'm trapped by the air

>light isn't moving
>can't see anything

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>>384798813
Makes sense

>>384798664
>tfw watched too much timestop hentai where the girl is still usable

C H O K E C I T Y
H
O
K
E
C
I
T
Y

>>384798632
These skills might be useful when the race war starts and you need good suicide drone pilots.

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How come there are not trans individuals at this event? I thought Europe was progressive and tolerant

>>384798830
I see four posts actually complaining

Mercy kill this shit

>This guy
https://youtu.be/mML2fPec7xU

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>>384799037

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>>384799001
>le donations
>le viewcount

>that felling when

He's memeing in real life someone shut it down.

>4.7k viewers

i thought /v/ said this was going to kill SGDQ/AGDQ a few weeks back? what happened

>>384799073
Gay people in america are a special kind of breed

>>384799037
>Freeze time
>Air molecules frozen
>Can't breath and die

was that actually difficult or was it an EPIC ruse?

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>that feeling when

>>384799037
>have time stop fetish
>know it would never work IRL because of stuff like this
It hurts

You can' do the whole "oh so hard" schtick" when you kept choking, you unfunny nerds

>This guy

>>384799190
they never said any such thing, liar

Fun and memes confirmed.

>>384799201
This guy finds everything difficult

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did DaS2 steal smelter demon from this game?

>>384799201
Sarcasm. That kind of "oh so difficult" stuff really only works when they just blink the boss out of existence or put the controller down and watch the boss kill itself.

WE DID IT REDDIT

>>384799201
>when you can't show sarcasm even in your native language

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>there are more people ITT than viewers on twitch

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It just works.

>Freeze time
>Affects you too
>All existence is halted, time lost its meaning, entropy ceased being and all matter is forever suspended never to reignite movement and life throughout all the cosmos

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How bad is it when he's just glad to get something first time in this run

>that fucking broken vase sound

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>>384795125
kz_frew
One of the most entertaining and non-autistic speedrunner out there.

>>384799423
There are more Twitch viewers than you have brain cells.

>says "WOW" after every sentence
Is this his attempt at owen wilson humor?

Bounce aff the dick area

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>m-my character
>m-marathon luck
>t-that never happened before

>>384799551
He's just astonished of his talent to choke

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>freeze time
>can't unfreeze it because frozen it time

>>384799549
There are more cells in your body than atoms in the galaxy

>>384799551
I think I recognise this guys voice and I recall him saying that a lot and also being the choke king.

>>384799551
Who nose?

>almost forgot ESA
holy shit I'm glad I made it

post a piccy of maral haha

Ironic shitdonating is still shitdonating

>>384799767
she got fat now, there's nothing to see

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>>384799657
how did they not see this plothole?

OISPA KALJAA

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>"Oh, this looks like Assassin's Creed"
>Prince of Persia

>Freeze time
>Water stops moving
>Can't move because body is also has water

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>sorry for the language

The cops would've been called at agdq.

>>384799886
:thinking:

>shit
get that ass not banned

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>shit
>oops, s-sorry for the language

does ESA ban naughty words??

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>>384799862
mulpa on höhöhö

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LOLIS FOR THE LOLI GOD

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>>384799507
It would unfreeze over time though, just like icecubes melt if just left alone.

>>384799862
mulla o kans, viel ehtii hakee homo

>>384800009
alright santa claus

WHY DOES EVERY AREA IN THIS GAME LOOK THE SAME. FUCKING UBISOFT.

>>384799862
Vielä ehtii

this game looks really fun. Didn't even know it existed.

>it's an ugly fat man gets time stop powers from a cell phone app episode

>>384800025

Not if time is frozen, ice melts because things are moving dumb ass.

>>384800169
Ubisoft also made the first three too, dingus

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>if you have any donations, which I hope you do
>[crickets]

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>>384800243
>Didn't even know it existed.

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>>384799873
uhm, AC stole from prince of persia so I don't know why you'd want that crap

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>Stop time
>For a few seconds

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>character attempts to freeze time
>time can't be frozen because only physical objects can react to temperature and time is a measurement unit

>>384800169
>that worthless water mechanic
just put poles in there or something

Why is he running through the same hallways

>>384800254
Always the guy who girls already like anyway

>>384799537
https://youtu.be/Zqb9q3c1Pxo?t=5m40s

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>dishonored next
>done by an actual runner
finally

>>384800309
>playing this game as a kid
>time limited labyrinth
>instant death traps
>"complex" controls
shit I cried blood till I beat this game

>>384800309
I said that because of the main character. I just now realize it must be an unlockable costume because it's made by Ubisoft.

what vidya are you guys playing during this boring ass run

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>character uses ground ice attack to defeat enemies
>ice melts right away and doesn't leave any water traces

>>384800492
4chan

>>384800492
4chin

>>384800492
4chen

This just makes me want to get around and actually play the Sands of time I keep putting off.

>>384800492
downloading Blood

if I play anything more demanding the fan on my graphic card goes balistic

>>384800309
The NES version is hilarious. They just took the game that originally ran at 12fps and sped it up to 60fps.

Also took out all cutscenes and shit. Cheapest port ever.

>>384800492
4chén

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>>384793692

>ask chat if traps are gay
>not banned

nice

>>384800492
4chun

>one hell of a time
>didn't say sorry
What the fuck, reported to the police.

>>384800702
Le 60 cancer man is gonna kick your ass

HE KEEPS SWEARING. I FEEL UNSAFE

>>384800492
4ch

>>384800492
4chink

>>384800492
fortune

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I knew you Yuropoors were cucked but come on now.
>banned for talking about history when playing a game set in the past

>donation reader fucks up even extremely basic, short sentences

can we get someone who knows fucking english please?

>can move statue despite time being """frozen"""
>parts of the statue go through """frozen""" ice that you can grab on
Explain this.

>>384800492
fortnite

>>384800492
Castle Crashers

>>384800951
>caring for donations to be read adequately
it's more entertaining this way

>>384800970
It's an Ubisoft game.

>>384800492
iCarly

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>5 340 viewers

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>>384800548
>>384800572
>>384800608
>>384800684
>>384800750
>>384800875
>>384800886
>>384800890
>>384800980
all me :^)

>fucks up a normal jump
>not even a trick
>welp gotta use the back up strat
>just gets up and does the jump again


this is truly pathetic