> Sorry but that seat is taken.
w-what do
>>384788679
say "oh, sorry" then sit somewhere else
>>384788679
>unzip katana
>teleport behind her
>nothing personnel kid
>scalp her
>wear her hair
>take place as new daughter of Geralt
>incest
>>384788679
Start crying and run home
>>384788679
>b-but what about y-you? are you t-taken?
>>384788943
>teleport behind her, nothing personal miss
> she teleports behind you, no offense taken kid
>>384788679
Sit on her lap and start crying.
Ask Eredin to give me the sit
>>384788679
"fuck off"
>>384789236
If only Gwent was a good card game. Hope the single player story they plan is at least decent.
>>384788679
C'mon cutie, if you give up yo seat, you can sit on my lap
>>384789695
dayumn
>>384789695
Moar
>>384790102
>implying there's any better digital card game right now
>yeah, i know...take the seat
>>384788679
Rejoice because Ciri is real
>>384790463
> Are you deaf?
>>384790102
>Gwent
>not good
>not the best part of the Witcher 3
Please delete this
>>384788859
Sorry for what?
>>384790721
For you
>>384790340
Online versions of poker exist. Pretty much every card game has one. And literally every one if you count tabletop simulator.
>>384790538
Do you think Ciri will make a good mother?
Even with all the trauma she went through?
shut the fuck up
>>384790573
>yeah, but I'm an avid lip reader. And baby let me tell you, yours are New York Times best seller material
>>384791138
Probably. She had the best mother after all.
>>384790756
>>384791394
>>384790573
I'm blind, not deaf!
>>384791394
God, yen and triss are so second tier compared to Ciri.
DO NOT sexualize Ciri. She's a daughterfu.
>>384788679
Rape
>>384791624
CDPR sexualized her though because she was about to take the virginity of the king of neckbeards before she got interrupted by the Wild Hunt
>>384788679
Tell her I'm hankering for a few rounds of Gwent
>>384792004
>CDPR sexualized her
I hope you aren't implying that the books didn't.
>>384791474
Best family
>>384792004
She was only going to kiss him / aka teach him a few things.
>>384792141
>plz stop face
>>384792182
Yeah, kiss him on the dick.
>>384788679
O-oh my bad
*stands awkwardly*
S-see ya
>>384792004
>king of neckbeards
Last I heard neckbeards aren't warriors and don't work hard gathering food at the shore
>>384788679
B U I L T for facefucking.
>>384790340
PURE
PAZAAK
>>384792484
>>384792318
STOP IT!
What happened to the romance cards in Witcher series? Wouldn't they be prefect for bonus Gwent cards?
>>384792397
By Skellige standards he very much was the equivalent of a modern neckbeard since he wasn't a successful hunter or a brave warrior like every other male in his culture
>you will never see Ciri in a video game ever again
>there will never be another vidya character as beautiful as Ciri
>>384794003
>What is cyberpunk
>>384794057
it will be a cameo if at all
>>384789236
Wait....if those men serve her father, why are they attacking her. Seriously they would be executed for this.
>>384789695
I know she's probably wearing a corset or whatever but she still has a hotter body than the character she's cosplaying as.
>>384792762
I don't even remember Pazaak that well but wasn't it basically blackjack with a customisable deck? Blackjack is already fucking dumb but having custom cards makes it infinitely stupider.
>>384794003
shut up shut up SHUT HUP!
>>384794164
>hotter than fit ciri
What the fuck?
>>384788679
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the witcher club's two blocks down.
>>384794164
> hotter body than the character she's cosplaying as
implying you can get better than perfection
>>384794127
>her father
He's dead.
>>384794164
You're making dangerous claims, anon.
>>384789695
>>384794164
How accurate is this image?
>>384794271
I wanna hug her so bad and smell her hair!
What does Ciri smell like?
>>384788679
Shove. Forcefully
>>384795094
like the rest of the witchers
>>384795094
Like cow shit, like everyone in medieval times.
>>384795094
>>384794440
ah gotcha, never beat the game. Just assumed that a bunch of soldiers flying the empires colors woudnt attack the next heir.
>>384793283
uhh, honey, most of those were VERY problematic...but honestly, not a bad idea
>>384795612
uh, could you please delete this?
>>384788679
apologize and sit somewhere else, of course- it's the polite thing to do.
>>384795612
DELETE. NOW.
>>384789236
>teleports behind you
>heh, nothing personal gramps
Is Skjall /ourguy/?
>>384795094
Werewolf dick
>>384795094
Leather, blood and horse.
>>384795767
Sometimes you gotta lay down the law and put her ass up.
>>384789695
Trap?
How do I get Ciri to marry me in real life?
best Ciri cosplay
>>384796229
Not being 300 lbs and boring
>>384795612
Did those two have sexual intercourse?
>>384796229
pfft, good luck giving birth with that hip.
>>384796406
Needs more tit.
>>384796457
I think you mean "being a woman," just like how you get anything in life
>>384796229
I feel you may be asking for too much
>>384796681
That's some patrician taste.
>there are people who let her kiss the neckbeard
How much more pathetic can you get.
>>384790679
It was fun in witcher 3, but as a standalone game its garbage.
>>384796406
She has the perfect face for it, but that costume looks way too neat.
>>384796681
> I prefer women
> is into Skjall
hahahahahah
>>384796859
>couldn't break into 1k mmr
>I suck so the game sucks
>>384797039
why did they make him so unlikable?
I'd even mourn his death if character was a bit better
>>384796807
Skjall did nothing wrong HE DESERVED THE SMOOCH AND MORE
>>384793398
But he saved his village by getting Ciri out of there, then went to challenge an immortal werewolf to the death
>>384797121
>couldnt get into top 50
>thinks the game is good
Once you stop being casual, youll realize how bad the game is.
Skjall was there to make fun of you sad waifufags who could never impress Ciri in a thousand yearsI, on the other hand, am a perfect specimen of a man and could definitely woo her
>>384797528
Ciri likes Skjall though
>>384797528
Ciri is only interested in one man though.
>>384797516
could get in top 500
stop listening to "popular steamers" and form your own opinion
>you can't romance Ciri
wtf CDPR...
>>384797768
what?
>>384797790
don't try to bang your wife's boss' daughter, anon
>>384797710
What if I get just as buff and cool as Geralt?
>>384792004
So you chose to sleep with him anon?
hnnggg
>>384794823
That cannot be accurate. Jesus Christ.
>>384797528
>who could never impress Ciri in a thousand years
she was thirsty for his dick though. Only a timely arrival of the wild hunt has prevented them from fucking
>>384798598
Literally because you chose that path, nerdwad. I rejected him 100% because Ciri is a high-class woman.
>>384790721
I'd be right happy to.
>>384798706
>Ciri is a high-class woman for a high-class man such as myself.
>>384795612
That's really hot
>>384798820
Excuse me anon, I don't think you posted how much you deadlift or how you would sweep Ciri off her feet, so I think I remain in the right here
>>384794823
it's not?
>>384798947
>I don't think you posted how much you deadlift
>the post was about mocking his previous "I am a perfect specimen of a man and could definitely this super high-class woman" post.
>complains about me not posting how much I deadlift on an anonymous image board.
You really sound like an utterly insecure little cock.
Inb4 he gets mad.
>>384799501
How much do you deadlift
>>384790573
No.
>>384788679
i only sit next to best girl anyway
>>384800573
Best girl don't sleep with charlatans.
Reminder that Ciri
>Is a rape victim
>Had sex with a dying man
>Gets turned on by horses
>>384800073
6pl8
>>384800962
Is any of that meant to make me not attracted to her? Because it does the exact opposite.
>>384800962
no to all 3
>>384794823
they fuck up your organs but im not sure it#s that extreme
Enough with the waifufagging, is here someone who tried some overhaul mods?
>>384800962
proofs
>>384790721
Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice
>>384800862
could someone help her up?
>>384791564
>>384801443
Those are some really low quality feet
delete this
>>384794003
>Implying Ciri won't be the main character for Witcher 4
>>384801637
God no, just let the player make the mc from scratch and have ciri as fuckable love interest.
>>384800962
Reminder that the books are invalid because the author is a massively butthurt faggot
>>384801637
I hope she can fuck as many guys as Geralt fucked women.
In fact I hope they bring back sex cards and you can collect ones of farm boys pouring pitchers of milk over their dicks and stuff.
>>384796406
Stand down pleb
What race is ciri?
>>384801746
I'll reserve judgment on that opinion until we see what CDPR does with blank slate characters when Cyberpunk comes out in 2077.
>>384801637
As much as I know this will never happen, Ciri's powers in Witcher 3 really made me want her to have her own expansion or something.
You can't just give me a Vergil lightspeed dash move and tell me it's only for a few fights to flesh out the story.
>>384801746
> ciri as fuckable love interest..
delete
>>384800962
>she liked it
>the guy was dead before any penetration
>not just any horses; plus a woman can climax just by riding a horse
Who would play Ciri in the netflix TV show?
Pic related is obviously Yennefer
>>384802176
1/10th interdimensional elf
>>384802176
cintran(nordic) with elven blood
>>384802176
>>384802452
She looks a little too young to be Yennefer but otherwise perfect look.
>>384802176
boring white person
>>384802579she knows
>>384802452
Who is she?
>>384802579
look up Yen description form a book. she supposed to look like that.
>>384802452
why is she dressed so lewd?
>>384802692
Hate to disappoint you but she has been BLACKED.
>>384802692
>she
>>384802734
Try to guess.
>>384802692
Literally a porn star
>>384802730
Not really
>>384802684
Bet she can't act for shit
>>384802760
>disappoint
>BLACKED
>>384802848
>>384802760
Yea, try again. There's no way. Prob some instagram cosplayer >>384802684
>>384802961
https://www.blacked.com/evelyn-claire
>>384802876
stand back
>>384802876
what I mean Yen supposed to look very young.
even though most sorceresses in their, at least, 90s they are supposed to look barely 21.
>>384803082
Just like the real Yennifer
>>384790340
mtg
>>384803113
meant to reply here
>>384802452
>>384803132
Her hair for example is totally different, also yen in the books has tits.
>>384803181
delet
>>384803082
plz delete now
>>384795612
literally who on the top
>>384802176
She is human but has a bit of elven blood in her.
>>384802452
>>384802684
Now we've found Yennefer. Who's fit to play the BEST GIRL?!
>>384802579
Yennefer in books is described to have looks and body of a teenage girl.
>>384803242
Ciri was such an ugly child
>>384803328
Bonhart, who literally enslaved her but gave her her sword swallow.
>>384803468
That's because they were giving her herbs and potions intended for boys. She had actually problems with that later missing on her period etc.
A place or all witcherfags
https://discord.gg/wRezpMc
>>384803328
Bonhart. Got BTFO'd to death by Ciri
>>384803443
this is yennefer
>>384803113
>>384803443
in early books she is 12
game ciri won't be in the show
end of saga she is what? 15-16?
witcher would make much better anime than the tv series
>>384803443
good question! who could do qt Anna justice?
>>384788679
Fuck around with Regis instead
How old was Ciri when she lost her virginity? 13?
>>384803991
Shut the fuck up
>>384803551
I've only watched the first 3 episodes of the show but aren't there female witchers?
Since this is a witcher thread
Who's the best bro?
Dandelion
Zoltan
Lambert
Eskel
Vesemir
Regis
Who am I missing
>>384804124
12?
>>384804198
Dandelion in the books. Regis in the game.
>>384795094
Salty milk and coins
>>384804198
Broche
>>384803468
Yea, she really is. Shame about it. A cute daughterfu should always be cute. At least she became better looking.
>>384804198
I don't like him but Dandelion might be. It's hard to pick:
>save his ass always
>but he helps you a fuckton too
>>384803751
>>384804686
Not bad.
Medallion's humming. Shitposting thread, gotta be.
>>384802395
Ciri as fuckable whore. Need to save up 50 to take a spin
>>384804686
Freaking neat. Let me see the whole main cast.
>>384788943
>it was a hologram all along
>nice try, kid
>kicks you in your vagina
>>384804686
FUCK she's cute
/v/ i really goddamn want a cute girlfriend
>>384804913
Pretty good Ciri I think. Don't know how to make her hair white tho-10 photoshop skills
>>384805450
play in your own league
>>384805629
I always thought Ciri is based on Emma Wutsn
>>384805642
shut up i'm a 7/10 okay?
>>384805752
vidya standards?
sorry, would not play
>>384805450
She is pretty hot too
>>384804686
Literally legoman face
>>384805853
Those are some Nick Bates tier teeth.
>>384805853
Dutchess! Where is your dress!
>>384788679
>the seat is taken by pic related
>>384805853
Sauce?
>>384805975
braces
sit the fuck down anyway
>>384805975
They are braces, dumbo
>>384806158
I used to have a link for the full album, but you can easily find it now
>>384806252
Clear braces color match to whatever you eat and end up looking so much worse than just having an obvious color.
>>384806252
n-name
i need this legoman girl
>>384790340
Hearthstone
>>384802067
>nose ring
GET HER OUT OF MY SIGHT!
>>384795612
"hey geralt found that girl you've been searching months for, took me about a day lol"
>>384806447
I will upload it to mega
>>384806406
I sure hope you are not this retarded
Best girl.
The Netflix casting choice is growing on me.
>>384806879
she would be a good Caira
why do they fuck up so much?
I'd sayODRIIIIN WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOU?
>>384796486
no
Bonny left the domains of normal perversion and only get his kicks when he beats and humiliates witchers
>>384795612
>He imprisoned her for some time, beating her and drugging her with fisstech.
Um...
>>384803751
She's a good girl, but not best girl because she didn't undergoe witcher training.
>>384806158
>>384806447
here
https://mega.nz/#!8eJUxTQI!WMimEVpBmt5re5hHLexwqGDQKyukSo96EjzhQgvHaNY
>>384806689
Eat tomato sauce with clear braces and tell me what color they turn. The stain will linger even after you brush your teeth.
>>384807385
best part was when he killed her friends and forced her to watch when the villagers sawed their heads off
based Bonhart dont fuck around
>>384806814
Witcher 4 will be young Vesemir and you can't unequip the hat. Not that you'd ever want to.
>>384807582
Holy shit those tits
>>384803682
Young Ciri right here.
>>384788679
Ask if I can sit on her face
>>384803464
So Geralt is a lolicon?
>>384807582
Not fucking bad, who is it?
>>384808132
I don't know, some random girl.
>>384807989
You have that backwards friend. She's supposed to sit on your face.
>>384808132
Same girl:
EA7FDB7
>>384802452
>>384802684
Every fucking thread. Are you always on /v/, or what?
>>384795612
DELET THIS
>>384806508
>>384788679
Oh...ok
>>384808621
nice
>>384788679
Oh shit I'm sorry
>>384807582
Thanks anon.
>>384788679
Sword battle?
>>384796229
>>384796406
scar is on the wrong side
Geralt - Liam Neeson
Yennefer - Kate Beckinsale
Ciri - Chloe Grace Moretz
>>384810086
bait
>>384810124
>>384809926
o-okay
>>384810124
>Chloe Grace Moretz
eat shit
>>384810329
thx Vesimir
>>384805629
Perfect. Carry on.
>>384807019
>she would be a good Keira.
This, seriously.
>>384806814
>piss in vesimir's hat
lambert you are a prick
>>384795612
Bonhart did nothing wrong.
>>384791138
Her womb is too polluted
> it's a ciri thread
HO HO I SMELL T R O U B L E
>>384801637
Yes please
>>384795474
Depends on the ending you get though, in some he lives, and ciri becomes heiress to the throne, in some he dies and she becomes heiress, in some he dies and she becomes a witcher and in some he lives and she becomes a witcher.
>>384803192
>MTGO
LUL
>>384802176
Nordic with a bit of elf
What about your heart bb girl?
Polish dub or english?
Have you guys ever thought if Ciri ever just captured a monster, bound it up, and then just stayed close to it and used her vibrating amulet to masturbate?
>>384804198
Regis
Dandelion
Thaler
>>384814275
Do you speak Polish?
>>384794440
But she is now Empress.
>>384815593
>>384815593
Infinitely better. Too bad I'm going to play through it on PS4
>>384806879
The nose knows.
>>384794846
it would stink like greasy hair bc this is medieval times
>>384815593
>>384815593
She still has eyebrows without the makeup for chris sake, what a horrible mod.
Webm related is better imho
>>384802452
This woman looks absolutely retarded. Like she is too stupid to breathe.
>>384818454
mad whiteboi
>>384798808
>>384815593
>>384816875
CIRI IS CUTE, CUUTE
>>384806508
>>384818685
>t. nigger
>>384818858
That's because she's best girl!