What are some good methods of suicide?

>>384785915
Yes Kill yourself because your Bing Bing got cancelled

who actually gives a fuck about these things?
were you planning on scalping them?
if so, then go with whatever method you currently have available, faggot.
bite your tongue off and bleed out

>paying $80 for an emu and 20 roms
literally retarded

Be glad your not a part of this shitty gimmick.

you're a fucking idiot for even ordering this shit box.

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Hanging is the patrician choice.

>>384785915
Arsenic makes you bleed internally. Extremely painful, and not recommended. But it would be fitting for a fucking scalper like you.

I'd kill myself too if I was too retarded to figure out emulators.

>>384785915
build a raspberry pi holy shit, it's cheaper and can put whatever you want on it.

>>384785915
it'll be okay anon, just google snes9x

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>>384785915
I intentionally wiped/added accurate information before ordering (at the risk of losing it all). Walmart rarely ever honors anything and cancel when they feel like it. I expect to be told at pickup that they are all out, without a gift card or any form of compensation.

>>384786440
Some of us just want the old console to play on our TVs, without being ripped off trying to acquire half the games on the list.

I assumed from the thumbnail that you were turned down for an interview. Somehow, this is even more pathetic.

>>384785915
You ordered 2 you greedy bastard

>>384787019
Why buy 2 though?

>>384787019
Here you go, dumb ass, no need to thank me.

https://www.amazon.com/CanaKit-Raspberry-Complete-Starter-Kit/dp/B01C6Q2GSY

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>Sign up for amazon e-mail to notify me when its available on day of announcement
>literally nothing

Did it come and go so fast that the bots couldn't respond?

>>384785915
You're only allowed to order one, dummy.

>>384785915
>Qty: 2

>>384787535
Idk. This is going to be exactly like last time though. Which is weird because you'd think Jewtendo would do anything in their power to make available a product that prints money.

>>384788072
Yeah, it's almost like something is preventing them from manufacturing enough units? Naaah, they're just doing it on purpose to make less money.

>>384787535
Was it even put up? I was watching the page like a hawk at 3PM and there was no change.

>>384787761
>>384787878
One asshole on Slickdeals ordered 8 through multiple accounts. Guys, most of us ordered 2. One to play and one to keep for the distant future. Not all of us are scalper scum.

>>384785915
>Quantity: 2
Scalpers get what they deserve.

>>384788141
OK, but you're literally not allowed to order 2. That's why your order got cancelled, and it'll get cancelled again.

>wanting this Chrono Trigger-less piece of plastic

Man I wish I had first world problems

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>>384788141
yeah he ordered one per account on multiple accounts. You can only order ONE.
Anyways, serves you right for taking that nintendo dick in your mouth

>>384788141
>One to play and one to keep for the distant future.

I'd rather be a scalper than completely fucking autistic. The latter at least has motivations and desires comprehensible to a normal human.

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>$80 for 21 roms

>>384788636

More like 80 dollars for a complete Star Fox 2

>>384788694
fuck, that's even worse

>Qty: 2

No sympathy.

>>384788694
>$80 for the privilege of playing Starfox 2 thirty minutes sooner than piratefags.

>>384787402
>JUST STEAL EVERYTHING YOU RETARDS
What did he mean by this?

Have any of you faggots gotten one of those Raspberry pi's? Can they play N64 games reliably? It's all I care about.

>>384789116
are you for real kid? seriously?

>>384789141
i have one and they can run N64 but not well at all and no-one does it. the emulation for it is shit

>>384789141
Nothing can play N64 games reliably.

>>384789365
>Are you for real kid? Seriously
The irony of calling me a kid while telling everyone to steal everything. Literal irony.

>>384785915
Being gay.

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>>384789464
>not being gay

>>384789116
>>384789440
the fucking bait is real

>>384789702
>Bait
Some more irony.
>Someone wants to buy a product and is sad they couldn't buy it
>Just pirate it you fucking faggot!
This is bait right here. Off yourself child as you're clearly not going to contribute anything worthwhile to humanity.

>>384789823
>Someone wants to buy a product and is sad
and you're not getting one either haha, enjoy paying $300 for one, kid. Maybe your dad will loan you his credit card.

>>384789971
Projecting real hard there. You should try getting your first job so you can actually have the option of buying vidya when you want to.

>>384789823
>Someone wants to scalp a product and is sad they couldn't scalp it
fixed your post

>>384788636
tbqh at this point I just want the hardware so I can mod it.

>>384788141
>one to keep for the distant future
So you're a completely inexcusable shit heel.

>>384790056
You still aren't getting one, hahahaha
Scalper piece of shit, get dumped on fag

For anyone who is still wondering Amazon, BB, and Gamestop hasn't put up preorders yet

>buying 2
>one to play with
>the other kept in pristine unopened condition for decades after which I'll sell to a collector for a small fortune.

>>384790402
OP is just going to try and order two of them again and have those pre-orders shut down because he's retarded as fuck and doesn't even know how to scalp correctly. It will be hilarious.

>>384785915
>contemplating suicide because you didn't get your glorified emulator box
Nobody's stopping you.

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>>384789440

>>384785915
What's the big deal? Honestly, outside of starfox 2 you should already own all these games on physical anyways. It's your own dumbass fault for waiting 20 years to buy shitty emulated roms like a neet poorfag.

>>384787535
Those things don't work for something that sells this fast. Amazon has the same thing and I know for a fact that you won't get an email.

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>Tfw haven't gotten a cancelation email yet
Maybe because I just pre-ordered 1 instead of 2 like some scummy scalper

>>384789823
Says the little kid that made a thread on /v/ to cry about his scalping plans getting backfired, in a sad, desperate attempt to gain sympathy.

>based Walmart punishing scalpers
Justice is served