Why don't more games have porn in them? When I'm pent

>>384784417
>>/vg/
>>/hgg/
>>/hgg2/
DLsite
ULMF

Check out Mafia 2 and Splatterhouse (the reboot), OP

https://archiveofourown.org/users/TimedWatcher/works

>>384784417
pathetic shit,chinks would never ever know what is love because all of this degeneration

is there anything worse than shoehorned h-scenes

>>384786064
Having shoehorned h-scenes where you are forced to bone saber of all things, i'd sooner fuck a sea urchin.

Just get a cute boyfriend to blow you as you play, anon.

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Why do anime posters from r/anime have to shit up this place with their shitty bait threads?
The small percentage of people who actually want to have a decent discussion about games with anime aesthetics cannot make threads anymore because of the umbearably autistic amount of porn dumps this mongs make every day.

>>384784417
then play eroges and nukiges dumbass, you have 2 fucking generals about random hentai games in /vg and /h/ plus several generals about mainstream hentai games in /vg/

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>>384786848
>s

>>384786848
>bitching about anime on a weeb website
Reddit is that way friendo

>>384786583
Saber is cute and very sexable.

>>384787554
Saber is a stupid kunt.

>>384786683
I want a boyfriend to blow!

It's not porn, it's mana transfer.

>>384787741
Looks like you've found one. Where are you from?

>>384784417
I hate porn shit in my visual novels as well and usually skip them because they feel so forced and bland. Would probably hate it even more if it was forced in my games.

>>384787453
I'm not "bitching about anime" you fucktard virgin loser, i'm bitching about this specific typoe of threads that have a bait OP and just turn into porn dumos with zero discussion. Go die in a hole you cancerous moron.

>>384787810
Florida.

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>>384784417
>mfw people have used goods like Saber as their waifu

>>384787914
Oh, it's you. I promised to leave you alone, s-sorry. I didn't know. I wish I lived in Florida so bad.

>>384787825
how gay are you

>>384788001
You don't have to leave me alone, silly.

>>384788103
O-Oh, okay.

I started playing FFXIV. Not in your datacentre, though. It's okay. I hope I get good at it soon.

>>384788228
What class are you playing as? Some are super boring until like 50.

>>384788364
I'm nervous to say but it doesn't matter, right? Your starting class has no permanent impact on you since you can just level them all up and then it's like you never even chose a starter class, no?

>>384787965
it's not used goods if it's for the main character who the lonely weebs are supposed to project themselves onto

>>384788434
I'm just curious. But yeah, you can change at 15.

>>384788520
I bet you're a healer. I hope you find a nice boyfriend soon to heal in-game and in real life. I bet you look really cute in a strong man's arms!

>>384785410
10/10

>>384788627
Why didn't you use the give boyfriend image?

>>384787965
>used goods
>was a virgin(vagina) before the game starts

>>384788627
I play an Astrologian and no, I keep to myself in game so I won't meet anyone.
>>384788670
You've got the wrong person, that one isn't me.

>>384788670
I don't know what you mean, which makes me think you've confused me with someone else maybe? I don't have nor have I ever had images like that.

>>384786064
Shoehorned porn-scenes in western games.

>>384784671
Don't forget The Witcher and GTA

>>384788742
>I play an Astrologian and no, I keep to myself in game so I won't meet anyone.
That sounds lonely... Are you sure you don't want friends to explore Eorzia with?

>>384786064
I couldn't get through Grisaia because both the h scenes and the bad ends were extremely shoehorned

>>384788774
>>384788742
So there's another person in FL looking for boyfriend? This state man, I found a bf here anyways. Good luck.

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Seriously though, the forced romance in the first two routes brought the whole thing down immensely. HF is the only one where the romance was clearly planned from the start.

Sex should only be used to drive the plot forward or to increase characterization. Too much sex and you've got another GoT on your hands, filled to the brim with TnA because the fanbase is so stupid they can't follow along unless tits are on screen every 10 mins.

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>>384788775
>play wolfenstein tno
>they already have one two levels into the game
Hilariously enough it really set the stage for what a hack job the rest of the game was.

>>384784417
Just watch porn if you want porn. Putting it in vidya just means the game is going to suffer from having to waste time putting in porn instead of making the game better.

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>>384786848
Dumb frogposter

>>384788838
I'd like friends, but I'm not a social outgoing person.
>>384788905
No, I'm who you think I am.

>>384784417
why would you need porn in games when you can just have sex with the gf?

>>384789403
If I lived in NA I'd offer to play with you. But I don't so I can't. Sorry, cutie. I hope you find a nice boyfriend soon.

>>384789403
The one I was thinking of was tampa with giveboyfriend image that you said you don't have. Are you the cat one then or the other qtboi on the east side?

>>384788930
Nah, Fate from the beginning was always about Saber's misconceptions and how she was wrong to give her life for Britain. Part of that involved never living as a girl so romance was a natural course of it.

>>384789561
I'm the one you're thinking of. I'm also "the cat one".

>>384789436
Obviously never had a gf.

>>384788935
Why does that Krystal look like she's disappointed with my performance?

>>384788935
Sex isn't what's wrong with GoT, it's virtually everything else being fucking horribly written.

What's GoT?

>>384789657
Oh.
>tfw traded dick pics with you a few years back
N-nice dick

>>384784417
>games have porn in them
There are no games with porn in them, either they are games that have explicit sex scenes for the sole purpose of making you jack off, i.e. the game IS porn, or they are not porn games. Even when there is a scene where nobody does anything sexual, the game as a whole is still porn.

Do you see porn movies as instructions on how to never fix a sink, but with porn in them, too?

>>384788930
UBW didn't really even have a romantic subplot, it used the sex scene purely as a plot device to explain why Shirou even stood a chance against Gilgamesh.
am I retarded or did Gilgamesh's super armor just disappear for no reason? He mad such a big deal about it in Fate but it's not there in UBW, was there a reason for this?

>>384789843
You too maybe!

>>384788935
They don't use sex due to lack of attention span, they use it because they don't know how to make exposition interesting so they just put some boobs in.

>Dude it's King Arthur, but a girl in modern day Japan!
Why is anime so terrible?

I want to move to Florida and take the cat one on a nice date!

>>384790141
So do it.

>>384789952
it was reforged into a plot armor for Shirou

>>384790169
>So do it.
I can't afford it, unfortunately. I want to take him on a nice date and walk him home and kiss him at the door and maybe give his nice butt a quick squeeze and slap before leaving and texting him the next day to arrange a second date and ask if he wants to play some FFXIV later that evening!

>>384784417
you know you're too far gone when 'porn' becomes synonymous with 'sex'.

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when will we get another masterpiece like Rondo Duo?

>>384790083
King Arthur in general is so sorely underappreciated that it makes it even worse to know that Saber is what we're stuck with. Why can't we get an adaption of the adventures of Sir Balin or when King Arthur invaded Europe and became Roman Emperor?

>>384790008
You said it was nice but I think you were just being nice. It hurts man.

>>384790298
Gay as fuck. Gay faggy boys aren't for love and affection, they're for pumping and dumping.

>>384790482
I do not like to tell lies. Lying is wrong.

>>384787825
Man of fine taste.
H-scenes are almost always fucking garbage.

>>384790536
Not this one. He's for loving. I mean, there would definitely be lots of pumping...

>>384790542
T-thanks.
How'd getting big go for you? You got that bit of muscle you wanted?

>>384786848
still better than a fucking frogposter

>>384790821
>>384790542
Both of you are gay as fuck. Just share your discords and fuck out of this thread

>>384784660
>doesn't know how to properly crosslink
>>>/out/
>>>/r/newfaggotry

>>384790821
>>384791001
He's right, I'm going to stop posting.

>>384791001
I have a bf so I guess?
>>384791173
Gudbye