>>384775058
before 2005 i doubt most normies could name the middle one
>>384775058
uhhhhhh fuckinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
mary, elf boy and speed
>>384775058
mario, zelda, sonic
ezpz
>>384775058
I just asked my sister to name them, and she named them with ease.
What does that mean?
>>384775162
>The cook
>MMMMMMMMHHHHHHH
>FUCK YOU
>>384775295
You better start brushing your sister's teeth, that's what it means.
>>384775295
Put a baby in her.
>>384775058
how did you post without any text?
is this the new triforce?
>>384775295
Marry her. She's the husband of your dreams
>>384775058
donkey kong, some kid from a Christian video game and Sonic?
>>384775282
Are you stupid? It's LINK
And this is a board for "gamers"
I can't tell you how many people I've met who think Link is ZELDA for some reason, fake gamers everywhere *facepalm*
>>384775058
merio, zelda and shadow???
>>384775343
>tfw my sister and i accidentally used the same toothbrush in our bathroom for a year
>tfw i'm pretty sure she got mouth herpes from me now and doesn't even know
>>384775441
>Not keeping your toothbrush in your room when you aren't using it
It's like you aren't paranoid of people intentionally fucking with you or someone flushing the toilet with the seat up so shit particles spread through the room and onto your brush's bristles.
>>384775496
Etna's ok, give or take. Not knowing the other two isn't a bad thing in this case though.
Better is if she does, but asks you why the fuck you're asking her to name two characters from shit games to start with.
>>384775540
well, the only one in my house to do a prank degenerate like that would be me, i doubt my mum, my dad, or my sister would do it, they are too "mature" and evolved past that stage
also the bathroom my sister and i used was separate from the toilet, there was like a corridor between. sucks when your hands are covered in poo after a bad wipe, and you need to rush to wash them.
>>384775540
>I'm not the only one who does this
>>384775058
someone post the one with manlytears and other two fags, I need it for testing
>>384775058
Sigmario
Elfman
Bubsy
>>384775670
How'd you even get herpes dude, are you a normalfag?
>>384775218
That is a christian elf boy, look at his bible
>>384775162
>>384775496
damn guess I'm not the one for a gamer bf. What about a gamer trap gf, can I be the one for her?
>I need my gf to be into my hobbies
I know this is bait but there people who actually think that
>>384775681
j00t, hiroshima and manlytears?
>>384775727
Not him but I know a lot of negro children have herpes simply from sharing cups etc with their disease riddled parents.
>>384775681
Sigourney Weaver
Jackie Chan
Bob Chipman
>>384775763
damn it's almost like people tend to get along with others they have things in common with
>>384775424
uhh the game is called legend of ZELDA dumass
>>384775821
There's a difference between liking the same thing and linking soul mates with hobbies
That's what I'm cross about
>>384775841
No the game is called Legend of Cuck the Warmth of the Vag ASSHOLE
>>384775282
>Comment this on facebook
>Watch as millions of people take it seriously and sperg out
Like clockwork
>>384775058
what is link doing with that bible?
>>384775980
>having a cuckbook
>>384775295
>what does it mean
G U A R U N T E E D ( Y O U ) S
>>384775763
Pointless "how was your day honey?" conversations and a fuck every once in a while doesn't really count much as a relationship. Have you ever actually lived with a spouse before?
>>384775058
Luigi, Zelda and Jak and Daxter
>>384776025
I'd delete it if it weren't the only way to keep in touch with family.
>>384775727
no idea, probably from school or something, or from my parents,
>>384776064
You can get along and have fun with people just fine without having to share the same hobby. But you wouldn't know that because you're a socially inept loser /v/irgin.
>>384776171
If you have nothing in common, what the fuck are you doing with these people? Getting drunk together isn't an answer.
>>384775058
>Jump Man
>Elf Cleric from an old Atari Dungeons & Dragons Advanced game
>Bubsy with a glitched-out color palette
>>384775162
>All three of these are from porn
NOT VIDYA!
>>384775496
>All three of these are from anime
NOT VIDYA!
>>384775681
>Mark Zuckerberg
>Miyamoto
>Johan "N0tail" Sundstein
That was too easy. Give me some hard ones please.
>>384776231
There's an entire planet for you to experience, observe, and talk about together. You're just autistic and can't think about anything other than video games and your hobbies.
My 60-year-old mom could answer these.
>>384775058
I think my gay boyfriend would intentionally call the middle one Zelda just to trigger me into a mindbreak where I get raped by his 10 inch cock until I lose consciousness and wake up in his basementagain
>>384776284
>N0tail
>>384776390
moar
>>384776390
>things that never happened but prison gay neckbeards love to fantasize about
>>384776363
Damn. Plz gib her number
>>384776050
which does /v/ love more do you think, playing video games or talking about fucking their sister?
>>384775496
>I know she's from Disgaea but I've never actually played any of the games
>She's probably from Danganronpa or maybe something from Type Moon but I've never played the former or anything from the latter. If I had to guess her name it'd probably be something like Marie Antoinette
>Nowi
>>384776626
source on left?
>>384775058
Mario
Zelda
Sonic
>>384775058
Is that Sonic sprite from one of the Game Gear games?
>>384776496
a faggy thread gets faggy posts
now down with those pants I'm on top and poz
>>384775162
>my gf knows all three of these
what have I done to her?
>>384776626
I can't and I've read all the "lolicon + English" tag in exhentai.
>>384775681
Moot 2.0
Moot 3.0
Moot 4.0?
>>384776687
>how to identify a newfag
Jumpman, Minish Cap and Sega
>>384776657She's from Blazblue and her name is Dracula backwards.
>>384776809
left and right are just guro not exactly loli, only middle is loli
>>384775058
>>384776496
>unironically spouting the jailhouse gay meme
yeah because you get fresh pussy weekly, right?
gf
>bad at games
>shit personality, no redeeming qualities outside of looks
>boring to talk to, gets butthurt over controversial topics
>cute, but becomes ugly in her 30s, losing the only real advantage she has over a man (unless you want kids)
>will get pretty much permanently bored of sex after you've been dating for a few months
>"a blowjob? eh no thanks... let's just watch another episode of Glee, we got a whole season to get through by friday!"
trap bf
>loves to play games with you whenever you want
>great personality, gets better every day you learn more about them
>amazing conversationalist, can talk about anything with a level head
>cute, and will continue to be handsome with age, and you will eventually appreciate their natural looks even if they're not girly anymore
>loves sex, wants to fuck every day, and sex gets better with every passing month
>addicted to cock, wants to suck your dick everytime they see it
>>384775681
who?
chinese moot
cripple
>>384775681
Todd Howard, Kojima and Mario Kart
>Being a true fan of video games means only knowing basic shit.
>>384775681
Mario, Link, and Sonic
>>384776879
>your taste is bad -- my strawmen prove it!
>>384776879
waifu
>is always there with you while you're playin vidya
>will never judge you or leave you
>not much of a talker, but a great listener
>never ages, is always 10/10 perfect
>always wants to pleasure you in every way
>loves you with all her heart
>>384776838
Damn and I was so sure too
>>384776859
Donald Trump
Donkey Kong
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
>>384776879
gf
>loves to play games with you whenever you want
>great personality, gets better every day you learn more about them
>amazing conversationalist, can talk about anything with a level head
>cute, and will continue to be pretty with age, and you will eventually appreciate their natural looks even if they're not young anymore
>loves sex, wants to fuck every day, and sex gets better with every passing month
>addicted to cock, wants to suck your dick everytime they see it
trap bf
>overly caustic and tryhard at games
>nasty personality due to years of stigmatization for their sexuality and attention whore-y cause of 4chan's obssession over 'traps'
>lots of time either empty headed or st-st-stuttering over text and nasty manly voice
>cute, but becomes ugly past 25, losing the only real advantage he has, especially if you want kids
>sex is difficult due to anuses not being made for sex and only appealing in fantasy. has to shave and manscape all the time and if they don't they're just a hairy dude
>>384776931
Is this better then.
>>384775058
Luigi, Zelda, Tails.
>>384777056
who said anything about taste, anon? I was merely listing raw factoids. Anyone with a brain can realize women are nothing more than money-leeching, fickle whores.
>>384775218
>Mary
>>384776687
Mai-chan's Daily Life
or something like that.that's her baby being poured out of a blender
I've seen middle one posted a lot but never got the name, not sure what right one is.
>>384775681
Mark Zuckerburg, Hiroshima Nagasaki, Jim Watkins
>>384776284
You're clearly a fake gamer. KYS.
>>384777119
I know your post reeks of bait, but let me just stop you right fucking here:
>loves to play games with you whenever you want
Please try harder next time. 0/10 didn't read
>>384775681
A retard, 4chan's current owner, the dude who made the latest 4chan competition
>>384777203
you're so god damned retarded. fuck off. it's really not that hard to meet a girl who plays even decent vidya
>>384777215
Intelligent
Nihilistic
Wicked sense of humor
>>384777215
literally who, literally me and OP
>>384777215
Me, me, o-oh
>>384777215
me, me, and me
>>384777259
Not him, but I play Overwatch pretty frequently and there's a lot of girls on the US servers (most actually solo queue, surprisingly) and holy fuck they're all really fucking bad at the game. 90% of them play mercy (poorly) and if they are forced to pick any other character, you might as well just prepare yourself for a loss.
So yeah, even if they agree to play, they're just gonna be dead weight my man. I mean I guess you could play some casual co-op game that's basically impossible to lose...
>>384775496
>weebshit
>weebshit
>weebshit
>>384777256
Willy the handicaped two tails faggot
>>384777296
discord?
>>384777315
Congratulations, you are a true gamer.
donkey kong
high elf
crash bandicoot
ezpz
>>384777349
I'm not interested, but thank you for asking
>>384776626
that's the one based on real life isn't it?
Real talk, what are characters that people SHOULD know? Not purposefully obscure nor too obvious, but icons from great series.
>>384777259
I don't believe you. My girlfriend literally starts blushing and nervously laughing everytime I ask her to try playing games with me and my friends on Discord. And I mean casual party games like tabletop simulator too, not even something that is particularly hard.
I know 2 guys with girlfriends who are fairly similar too. Girls just don't like vidya, man.
>>384777387
me, billy the trenchcoat, Kid with kazoo
>>384775162
>no Aniki
>>384777387
Dwarf guy
Family guy
Weed guy
>>384777435
Oh I know this one, it's Dante from Metal Gear Resurgance
>>384777215
who you are, who you want to be and who you really are.
>>384777256
Says the faggot who call video games animes.
KYS, furfag.
>>384775058
What if Zelda was a girl?
>>384777507
#GirlWood, Le Nervous Man, Content creator
>>384777435
>Snake
>Litteraly nobody knows him from high school to college
Super marao 69
Legend of zenla
Sonic the edgecock
>>384777507
human sized meme
parkinson's disease guy with the yard game
some faggot
>>384777452
>>384777331
>anecdotal
Females make up 50% of the demographics in this entire world, just by this alone it should make more sense to assert that girls play games, an entirely accessible medium, than saying that all traps have good taste in games or are enjoyable to game with.
>>384777601
I don’t get it... Is MGS that obscure?
>>384777547
>being this new
>>384777551
>Zelda
>A girl
>>384775162
the cook
my daddy taught me to not be ashamed of our dicks
deep dark fantasies man
>>384777629
>t. guy who's never actually interacted with a female before
>Mfw she's a keeper
>>384777601
>>384777643
my boss has the alert sound from MGS as his SMS notifier and he never touched the games.
i asked him about it and he said he just got it from a "funny ringtones app"
>>384777452
You're looking for the wrong kind of girl.
>>384777559
*Youtube Creator
#NotTheOne
>>384777687
And now send her one of the meme ones. You fucking fag.
>>384777645
There's a reason why moot perma-banned your kind after creating the furry board. You aren't welcome on 4chan.
>>384777687
kill ;) your :p fucking xD self :)
>>384777256
two babies one fox you retard
>>384777687
>>384777687
Stop showing your local chun li you bought last month from that chiese store.
>>384775681
I know the last two, but I don't know the first. is he a new thing?
>>384777687
Send her the Etna, whatever her name is and Nowi pic.
>>384777979
I heard that he used to be a known moderator in /a/
>>384775681
Sigourney Weaver
Hiroshima Nagasaki
Micro Machines
>>384775058
Mario Zelda Sonic
>>384775162
The cook
Oh shit I'm sorry
Fuck you
>>384776064
>your only hobby and topic of conversation is videogames
>>384775058
Jumpman, Zelda and Blue Knuckles.
>>384776976
IT'S AWWWWWRIGHT
>>384778179
>my other hobbies are even more niche than video games
Video games are common as fuck dude, everyone has played vidya before.
>>384778120
Brick wall
Weebshit
Weebshit
>>384778120
Trash
Garbage
Shit
>>384775058
dude what the fuck?
those are piss easy for me
those are obviously Peach the bitch,Zelda and Blaze the Cat
I wonder how they are pink coloured here though
>>384777452
my gf always plays pokemon and loves playing doubles battle tree with me
has 100% on fantasy life and gives me life cures so I don't have to craft
loves animal crossing
beaten like 8 different picross games 100% even though she isn't even good at them.
will beat anyone at Mario Party 2 despite swearing she's not that good
spends all her free time playing shitty puzzle games
she also likes watching me play all sorts of shit that she will never try.
Not saying she's good or likes to play real games that aren't casual as fuck, but she definitely likes video games. your anecdotal bullshit is a lie.
>>384776879
>a girl will become ugly at 30s
>a trap will not
we'll see a massive wave of trannies hanging themselvesvwhen they hit the 40s and they couldn't hide (implying they can now) the fact they're man. There's a small change to find a hot cougar in their 40 or 50s, there's 0 chance to find a hot tranny over 30
>>384775162
The book
Le gay porn blowjob teacher man
Le leather club man
>>384777349
i am send pls
>>384778801
i know the cartoon on the right
>>384778286
playing videogames aren't what I was pointing at, it was being the only thing you talk about
>>384778801
I only know Potion Seller.
>>384775162
the cook
steve rambo
van darkholme
>>384778120
Why are there only two people but three panels?
>>384775058
>Bing bing wahoo
>Bibleboy
>Go fast
>>384778120
A brick Wall
A sunset
A house
>>384777687
>10:14
>10:18
She looked on the internet :p
>>384776879
Wew lad
>>384775058
>>384778801
Mana waste
Skyrim
Jojo
>>384780993
Flandre from Touhou
Kukuku Kobato
Minnie Mouse
>>384775681
Literally who
Jackie Fourchan
Deja vu
>>384777123
>>384780993
Pedo
>>384775728
Based carreta furacão
>>384775058
You dont want a "gamer girl." Most of them have daddy issues, tons of "guy friends." (Beta orbiters waiting on the backburner) , and were previously or currently in an open relationship.
>>384778120
Thanks for template.Just the wind
Kellam
Totori's dad
>>384775058
1,000s of hours gone to gaming and I have never played a Zelda or Sonic game, and Mario Kart is my only Mario experience
>>384775058
Bing Bing Wahoo!
>>384781490
>a shit
>a best girl
>another shit
>>384781490
There
My
Wife
>>384782231
That a good one
>>384775058
Grand dad, Zelda and sonico
>>384782231
Slut
Mega man
David Bowie
Scorpion
I used to play Money Idol Exchange (MAME) in vs mode with my ex. Game is fast, and she seemed to enjoy the competition
>>384782231
0
0
0
<0
>>384777256
Front Row Joe
>>384778801
HURGH! HUH! ARGH! ughh...
>>384782596
wana fug :3
>>384776879
gf
>natural female
trap bf
>disgusting fucking tranny that will kill himself before age 35
>>384777164
>I've seen middle one posted a lot but never got the name, not sure what right one is.
The master himself Quzilax.
>>384776626
What's the one on the right?
Is it really the one >>384777423 mentions, could it be the one where a couple of guys kidnap their classmate and rape her for several days?
>>384779518
That's the Traveler you dolt.
>>384778120
This is just a blank image you retard
>>384781490
Can someone name them?
I don't know a single one fuck.
I don't want to die dumb, please enlighten me.
>>384775540
>shit particles
That commercial wasn't real, anon.
>>384783735
When you smell shit, it's literally shit particles entering your nose. That's how sense of smell works
>>384783662
Dunno about the right one, but I presume since the other two are from digi charat the right one is too?
>>384784013
That's Puchiko
>>384781490
Samurai pizza cat
Gook Shantae
Broccoli
>>384784137
Aaah, there we go. Wasn't wide enough to recognize.
Rabi en rose a best anyway
>>384775681
toy story kid
con man
unidentified special needs child
>>384784007
No it is not dumb anime frog poster.
>implying sonic is in any way, shape or form relevant
>>384784007
That's right anon, and when you smell pistachio ice cream it's literally pistachio ice cream particles entering your nose :^)
>>384784323
Yes it is. Your nose is basically a really good molecule detector, and to detect those molecules, they need to get inside your nose. So when you smell shit, you know there are molecules that give the shit its particular odor in your nose.
>>384784690
That's essentially true, though pistachio ice cream particles sounds a bit silly. Basically the various compounds that exist in the ice cream enter your nose in small numbers. How much and in what proportion really depends on the properties of the compounds.
How else do you think sense of smell works? Black magic?
>>384784013
Oh I see thank you anon.
>>384784968
Yes anon, the particles that give shit it's distinct smell is literally shit, and eating an egg is literally eating a wedding cake :^)
>>384775681
cuck man
con man
hot coldman
>>384775681
Todd Howard
Hideo Kojima
Anthony Burch
Jump man, Zelda, Bubsy
>>384776626
I miss left and right, sauce?
>>384776390
Why would you have a gay boyfriend?
Also tits or gtfo
>>384777123
>fag
>fag
>rabiribi
I'd dump a girl that could name shitty console 8 bit characters. Fuck off with this garbage.
>>384783579
Oda Nobunaga is one of them
>>384777215
The first two are literally me and the third one is OP.
>>384777123
Edgelord
That cuck from Ys, Abel or some shit
Erina
>>384785378
You can stop pretending to be retarded. It's not like only the aroma compounds end up in your nose. Most compounds in shit will, but not all of them have the properties that allow you to smell them. It's not like you can smell oxygen or nitrogen, but they're certainly going in your nose.
>>384777812
You're fucking retarded.
>>384787136
magic ghost, Sandman, Egypt lad
>>384783579
Cao Cao, Lu Bu, Zhuge Liang?
>>384775058
Go ahead /v/. Dissapoint me.
Easy. Mario, Zelda, Sonic.
>>384787420
The first symptoms of autistic development.
>>384787650
Morph, Shaun the sheep and no idea my dude.
>>384776284
(You)
>>384777123
marth
marth
marth?
>>384787797
2/4
please hand in your britbong card.
you're now banned from britbong land.
>>384775496
Etna
Rachel (?)
Dragon loli
Can I be your gf (male)?
>>384787420
>only know three
feels pretty good
Maybe I know four if the one that looks like dark sonic actually is Dark Sonic
>>384777687
the test doesn't specify that being able to name them makes her the one, just that not being able to name them makes her not the one.
>>384787420
Joke's on you, I don't know the Walrus' name
>>384787136
I get it
>>384775058
Jump Man, Zelda, Sonichu
>>384776626
>smoothie baby
>radioactive loli
Don't know the last :(
>>384788880
cLOUDDEAD, some mexican copter, GENERAL SCALES
>>384787420
I know all the ones that were in Sonic06. I could pass for a sonic fan of I wanted to.
>>384778120
A brick wall
A serene sunset
A cozy looking Japanese home
>>384788880
Andrei Ulmeyda, Gadgetron Vendor, a helicopter.
>>384775681
Ellen Ripley
Shinji Mikami
A guy who owns a website with about as much life as his legs.
>>384789564
>helicopter
that's morpho you uncultured
>>384775162
Tell meee about ittt
>>384775496
i cant name any of these, let alone asking the wife...
>>384789714
What game, if it's as good as the other 2 I want to play it.
>>384789873
metal gear solid v ground zeroes
Mario, Wario, and Sonic
>>384787178
kys failed normalfag
>>384777551
Linkle exists
>>384776104
not good enough, ur'e a cucky cuck
>>384790383
kys
>>384776626
>>384790742
You don't belong here kid
>>384776626
Smoothie Baby (I think it's the one with the chick that regens)
Radioactive Loli (lol realistic rape)
That one with the concrete barrel maybe?
>>384790887
kys
>>384775058
block dude, zelda, and blue mouse
Mario zelda and sonic ez
>>384776284
The last one is pretty damn good.
>>384775681
if they can name the third one then they're not the one
>>384790916
>>384791846
kys
>>384791906
kiss?
>>384791906
keys?
>>384791975
kys
>>384785751
>a gay boyfriend
>tits or gtfo
I'm sure that sounded pretty witty inside of your head
>>384792653
he could be fat. moobs still count
>>384777687
If you have to fake acting like this then the relationship is doomed
If this how you actually act then this fucking board is doomed
>>384787420
>Elder Eggman
>Younger Eggman
>Bird 1
>Bird 2
>Bird 3
>Bear
>Green Woody Woodpecker
>Removed Squirell
>That Bee
>Croc
>Espio the Chameleon
>Armadrillo
>Mehmed the Nigger Seal
>Enchilada
>Aussie Furry
>Some Robot
>Blaze the Indian Cat
>Big the American Cat
>Gardevoir
>Purple Aussie Furry
>Sonic on Drugs
>Chip the Therapist Chihuehue
>Some teardrop-looking aliens
>Tails Miles Prover
>Cream the Rabbit
>Amy Pond
>Knuckles the Enchilada
>Sexy Bat
>Sonic OC
>Sonic the Hedgehog
>>384775058
9gag-tier image, kys yourself.
how did such a shit thread get so many replies
>>384775496
>implying I would date a male who knows these characters
>>384795073
Chef Excellence
Apologetic Adam
Dante from Devil May Cry
>>384795073
can I get a price check on fisting
>>384795536
Giving or taking?
>>384795337
>>384776896
UNDERRATED, I spat my drink out
>>384777687
>Back to Twitter
that's peach zelda and sally
>>384775496
I only know Etna. These are all gay weeb shit though
>>384797606
Michael Keaton
Crypt Guy
Beetleborg
>>384775058
bing bing man
10/10 man
autism man
>>384795337
candleja
The TRUE gamer test!
>>384797917
You idiot, you have to say 'Candlejack' completely before he get
marto, lijnbhko ogf zeldkasj, this 8
Here's a better one.
>>384776976
Mai-chan's Daily Life. What do I win?
>>384795073
the cook
MMMMMMMMMMMM
FUCK YOU
>>384798901
Nice Dreamworks Slime
>>384800146
did Doremi become an s4s meme?
I'm all for dating people who share your interests, but you're going to drive people away if everything's riding on their answer to a quiz.
>>384787420
I don't know the names of the riders characters besides jet, does that put me in the clear?
>>384778080
test tube gup gup snail man
>>384775058
From left to right:
Super Mario (from Super Mario Brothers series)
Link (from The Legend of Zelda)
Sonic (from Sonic the Hedgehog)
>>384777687
>this post isn't ironic