Splatoon 2

its shit

>>384770539
war never changes

Can't wait for this game to die like the first one

>>384770539

>lvl 9, and lvl 11

with better gear versing lvl 5 and under

this matchmaking system is retarded

10 more levels until Splash O Matic.

Good God why must I unlock the only weapon I like?

>>384770795
Lmao its one of the most successful IPs in recent history you cuck faggot.

money ticket in stage 10
experience ticket in stage 11

oppai squidkids

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What is this expression trying to convey?

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>tfw we'll soon get lots of screenshots of squidgirls being splatted by white ink thanks to team mayo

*online community dies 2 months later*

nothing personnel squid

How can I skip Pearl and Marina telling me about the stages all the time?

>>384773251
nobody's playing the first one anymore

>>384774056
you cant its a "feature"

>>384773807
Gao

The joycons are very broken in this game, using the pro controller feels so much better.

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>>384774513
>Sequel comes out
>People are playing that instead of the old one
Gee, who'd have thought that?

i wan to kiss the cute squidboys on the chest

>>384770795
>Can't wait for this game to die like the first one

Um anon, Splatoon 1 never died in the first place

>>384775359
>ut2k3 comes out
>people still played UT'99

>play single player
>charger stage
>replay it with normal splattershot
>they redesigned the level with extra fountains and such to make it playable without the charger

interesting

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I hope they bring this back

>>384775482
Neat

What do you get for playing through single player with all the different weapon types? I'm assuming you can unlock them for multiplayer? I want that Splat Brella for turf war.

In theory, what do you do if you are 100% out of ink and there is no nearby ink of yours to refill in?

Is that just it?

>>384775639
If I remember from the first Splatoon game, you'll slowly reload in squid form even without ink on the ground.

>>384775579

I hope they bring everything back

How much effort can it be?

I am but a humble Squid, trying to get to rank 8 for my Splatling Gun. Forever lumped with shit teammates that DC.

So I played Salmon Run a few times (It's super fun)

But when/how exactly does Salmon Run give you money?

>>384775842
Play through the single player and find meal tickets to increase your experience rate temporarily.

Who wants to ink my squid cunny? WOOMY

>the flying tenta missle fuckers in salmon run

fuck them

>>384775886
They're in the bonus capsules, you can pick them up from the window outside Grizzco.

>>384775438
We're talking about console gaming here. When a company decides it needs more money, they make a new game instead of updating the old one. Just like Call of Duty and Destiny. The game will die eventually unlike PC games.

>>384775791
There was a data mine I think being back some of them if remember correctly.

>>384770795
Wat? Splatoon 1 is STILL active anon.

It'll probably die soon though considering this just released.

>>384775973
>others do it, therefore it's ok

>>384774513
I played the first game all week last week. It's definitely still active.

>>384770795
Dude, tons of people were just playing Splatoon 1, days before S2 came out.

People are still probably there. Its obvious you have no idea what you are talking about.

>>384776254
In this case it's because there are still a lot of people who want but can't find a Switch.

>>384775639
Await your death.

>>384776262
It's not okay. I'm saying console games like Splatoon, Destiny, and CoD suck because they'll always die eventually.
Can't keep communities and updates alive on console.

Why is /v/ so crazy about this paintball squidshit shooter? Is it because it's the only shooter on Nintendo?

>>384776380
Okay?

>>384776439
Because it's fun

why is roller and splosher so OP

>>384776465
Splat1 is still active because not all of its players can play the sequel yet.

>>384776439
Yes. And it has pedoshit.

>>384776439
Why are you so assblasted?

>>384776439
You must not have played it. Its not just a shooter, its a blend of shooter and platformer. And who does platformers better than Nintendo? The concept is unique, easy to play but tough to master, and just a load of fun. You can platform all over the stage and attack enemies with a variety of weapons. Tons of different ways to play and strategies to use.

There is lots to like from the first 2 games. Its not just liked because it's "from Nintendo" but rather because its actually an amazing concept and design of a game. Most fun I've had on online multiplayer since CS1.6

>>384776551
Doesn't that just mean Splatoon is a good series if people are still playing the first in anticipation of the second?

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I tried the game during the World Splatfest thing last week, but I couldn't figure out how to join up with a friend who was also playing. Closest we got was the Team option but that seemed to require four players and there's only two of us. Is it possible for two people to join up in the full release, or do we actually need to be four people in order to play together?

>>384776648
Yes. Its super easy.

In Splatoon, you go to the Lobby, select "Friends", it shows all your friends and if they are joinable (if they have Splatoon 2 and are currently playing it) and then you just hop into their game. That's just one way and in one mode. They made it really easy.

Splatfest wasnt meant to show-off all the features but rather stress-test the servers and give gamers a taste of the game. I wouldnt judge the game based on the Splatfest alone too much.

>put roller down on ground
>turn VERY slowly
>that sound

eargasm man, I love it

>>384776439
It's fun and very different from other shooters. Best thing about it is that you don't have to be good at shooting/killing others in order to be good at it. You can just dominate by inking the most turf and not kill a single player.

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Why won't you love her?

>>384776894
If she had bigger "black" around her eyes she would look a lot better and less like a gremlin
But yeah I've recently started to like Pearl more and care less about "random mean comeback" Marina

you fucking faggets play more sniper, splosher and rollers. Stop being dumb squid cunnies

>>384776894
i want to FUCK pearl

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>>384776963
Don't call me that

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Post day 1 squids.

>>384777026

I'm gonna ink your dumb little cunny WOOMY

Do teams not reshuffle at all between games or am I just unlucky with repeatedly getting the same shitters on my team?

>>384776963
Slosher is the only weapon i've managed to get over 15 freshness with. Not sure if i'm going to bother switching to the Tri when I unlock it since ink armor doesn't seem worth the loss of range and being stuck with burst bombs and losing tenta missile lock on for player tracking

>>384775339
Why exactly does a pro controller give an advantage?

>>384777397
Dude is an idiot and incorrect. There is no advantage and Joycons work just fine.

god tier:
paintbrush, gatling, and aerospray

fag tier
roller, charger

>>384777424
Aerospray is only good in turf war and if the opponent knows how to deal with you and keeps at range its only good for inking. Paintbrush is the opposite; it's good for ganks but shit for inking. Fite me.

>Marie makes an episode 3 high ground reference

fucking treehouse I bet in japanese she didn't do that

>>384777397

better in everyway, joycons are broken and only poor people defend it

I would say I like the new maps, but im stuck playing fucking Moray

>>384777663
>Justifying a purchase this hard

It's literally just more comfortable, in what other way is it better? Plus I read somewhere that pro cons have slightly more input lag.

>>384777736
sounds like bs

>>384777424
>Splatoon 2 newbies think the brushes are any good
Unless they seriously rework the Inkbrush it and the Octo are in the trash bin.

>>384777736

yea you mean read it from your asshole

>>384777736
It's comfort isnt even a true advantage. Its all subjective. The JoyCon Grip piece can be swapped out with a number of 3rd party options. You can make the Joycon controller feel like anything really. I have a few cheap 3rd party Grip attachments for the Joycons and all feel different but many of them feel good.

I'd say there is no real advantage to the Pro Controller other than the fact that some people like it. But even then, The Joycon controllers (by themselves or even with a Grip attachment) are still pretty awesome too.

>>384777893
>>384777802

I wasnt stating it as fact sperglords. My main argument is that its sole advantage is comfort which is subjective.

>>384777978
What about battery life

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>210% bonus
>round 1
>high tide
>fog
>2 grillers spawn at the very start
>13 eggs required

Did anyone buy the Splatoon pro controller? I'm trying to decide if I should pay the extra for one.

>>384778024
Finally a wortwhile counter argument. Its a good quality of life advantage and alsp adds to the comfort factor. Still to me it doesnt justify the price.

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>>384776894
I do. I want to see more of her antics.

>>384773807
Lust.

>>384778103
>you have the roller

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Reaching level 30 and buying every weapon including the hero reskins unlocks the octoshades

>its a griller episode of salmon run

>>384778685

nintendo autist

go have a fucking shower

>>384770539
How are the motion controls.

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I AM HEAVY WEAPONS SQUID

>>384778994
>>384778685
Hit the weights
Get a clue

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>>384770539
>playing with wifi and three bars
>game randomly disconnects because fuck you for buying our game
>gets this
Defend this bullshit.
The connection is no better then it was at MK8D launch.
Its supposed to hurt "tryhards" and so far its only hurting its own playerbase by attacking people who use the built in wifi on their own fucking console.
>just buy a Ethernet cable
No fuck you i shouldent be forced to shill out 20 to 30 extra dollars because the internet on your console is garbage for no reason.

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>>384779373
don't hide your ragequit anon.

>>384779373
LAN adapter I mean.
Dammit.

>>384779373
>playing with wifi
>having shit internet
No one to blame but yourself

>>384779373
Quit ragequiting kid

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>>384776563
Im sure you would know, neogaf

>>384779458
>>384779525
Im not rage quiting m8s.
Im doing fine on salmon run and it just shits out for no reason twice in a row.

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I like that the story now forces you to try new weapons, I've found a new appreciation for the paint bucket

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>>384776894
because you keep posting sample images with shit resolution

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>>384779242
>want to love the heavy splatling
>stingray makes it complete shit

please buff the stingray nintendo

>>384778685
>Shadesman

>>384770539
>don't have neither WiiU or Switch
>never played the first Splatoon
>still browse Splatoon threads on /v/ because hot squids/kids
Nintendo knew what they were doing.

>>384779491
The console is two fucking feet away from the internet box.
No reason for it.

Any reward for collecting the Sunken Scrolls beside L O R E?

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Jesus christ the glowfly wave of salmon run

>>384779373
Lmao, your internet is trash. I've yet to have any disconnects or hangups.

The problem is you. It must suck being you right now.

>>384779373
>Games punish you for not playing them "right"
Kek, I know it has been happening for a while, but gamers are such cucks.

>>384779954
it's the easiest wave to deal with as long as you always have 2 people shooting. 2 people shoot the other two swim back to turn in then swap places so the shooters can turn in while also reloading

>>384780005
Literally every onlibe game does this
DCers suck

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So how much thought should I put into gear passives as a total beginner?

>>384776618
This.

They need to use more of the single player things in multiplayer maps

like those rolling ink carpets or shit

>>384780140
just make sure you aren't wearing respawn punisher and wear whatever has the most slots.

>>384780003
>Lmao, your internet is trash.
Nope. I've been playing non stop since launch and getting fucked for the internet shitting out just as much as MK8D did for many others and punishing them is a retarded idea

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>>384780005
>admitting to rage quiting
sweet summer child
>>384780140
It's easier than ever now, you can litterally wipe skills from your armour and insert ones of your choice as long as you have the "shards" for it. The only thing that matters is the slot that's always preset, never buy anything with respawn punisher.
>>384780184
They started using stuff from the original campaign from Splatoon 1, but there is a severe lack of things from the new campaign, which is disappointing imo since many of the new obsticals are quite good.

>>384780341
>>384780201
What is re-spawn punisher, what is the icon?

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>>384780201
>tfw you're a hyper aggro Dualie main
>equip respawn punisher
>get 23 kills in 1 round
I can't wait to stack this and turn into a full time bully.

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>mfw there's a new salmon run map
I was worried for a bit yesterday that my favorite mode wouldn't have any variety.

>>384780473
It increases the respawn time for BOTH teams, as well as lowers the amount of special you carry over inbetween respawns. I don't remember the icon, but I think you can look them up in game nos.

>>384780481
>splatoon
>for the kill
enjoy that B hell in ranked, scrub

>>384780201
Do traits like runspeed stack if you wear more than one thing with them? I wanted to be a fast squiddo.

I like the part with the squid.

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>>384780647
I got to S+ in Splatoon 1 with the Splash O' Matic back when everyone was riding the Tentatek Splattershot's dick. Daulies are literally just the Splash O' with a flashy movement option, burst bombs, and a very good crowd control special. I'm gonna hit S+ 3 times over and stomp on everyone I kill along the way.
>>384780576
Same, I was really expecting there to be only 1 map, I wouldn't be surprised if the devs add more stages for that mode too.

I want to like the blaster but it's so shit at actually inking turf, and its killing power, while good, doesn't exactly make up for it because you basically aren't allowed to miss with its shitty firing speed.

>>384780674
I'm pretty they stacked for the first game so probably the same here

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Man...this time around the Sunken Scrolls are kind of mediocre.

It's just shit we already know like Crusty Sean opening a new business and special weapons being changed.

Although, what was up with that thing about Bisk's lover?

>>384780598
So if you load up on it and don't die, it is a win win?

>>384780598
Not the entire team, just you and the people you kill.
>>384781181
More or less. If you get way more kills than deaths, it's a very powerful ability since it effectively keeps the enemy team out of action much longer than normal.

>>384779373
How? I only have 2 bars of wifi on my switch 99% of the time, and i've only been disconnected from an active game twice.
Blame your third world shitter internet, not the game.

Just admit it, you are a grade A+ ragequitter.

Being forced to wait in a lobby and no way to get out is still an outdated concept.

>>384776894
Because she looks and talks like some annyoing yoing coiusin i have.

>>384781460
There is zero reason for me to rage quit on regular battles since from what ive heard raked is hell and I don't want to suffer.
Zero.
And most of the disconnects i've had are from playing on salmon run.
Everything is fine and then it just shits itself.

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playable octi when

>>384774056
don't quit game when you put console in sleep mode... otherwise you can't skip it I guess

>>384776894

not enough ink on her forehead if you catch my squid

>if I want to post a screenshot I have to use a social media account or buy a MicroSD card
Hopefully they hack the switch quickly so Nintendo can add the basic fucking features like a web browser they removed in the hopes that people wouldn't be able to exploit it like the Wii U.

When can you start adding slots to gear?

Is it bad if I want to fuck a squid?

>>384782112
Urchin guy to the right of the Splat tower.

>>384782120
No that's normal

>>384781850
What's the problem?

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>>384782120
Yes. It's illegal.

>>384776894
It´s just her ingame model
She looks cute in this picture

>>384777424

>aerospray

thanks for the free kill lmao

>>384777736
pro controller does have more lag

>>384782407
I'm not gay

>>384779373
>>playing with wifi

stopped reading lmao

online competitive games are played with cable, get the fuck out you lagging piece of shit

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>>384782608
It's not gay if he's a squid

>>384779373
>1 bar
>play without disconnects or lag
Shit is weird. I also find games within 5 seconds

>>384779602
>I like that the story now forces you to try new weapons

I fucking hate that, especially because some times they give you a weapon that is not suitable at all for the level you are playing, the blaster level was fucking aids to platform with because it shoots too fucking slow

>>384782321
When I ask to add slots he just says come back later. Is there a level requirement?

>>384782742
Oh in that case I have no idea.

it feels like they kept a lot of shit single player exclusive just to make the single player stand out but that makes multiplayer suffer a lot, I'd love to have rail wars with other squids while riding them

Salmon Run schedule is on the 22nd and 23rd, coming back the 25th

>the 24th is my day off

reee, etc

I'm getting real tired of seeing people with "0" at the no of games..

Fix your shit Internet.

>>384782943
That seems really fucking random.

>>384782842
Yeah, the first game felt like that too. There's definitely some mechanics from the single player they could add to spice shit up.

>>384782842
Is there a chance that future maps they add through DLC will use more of those things?

I'd love a map full of rails everywhere with people jumping all around

They could have made so many more gamemodes with this

>>384783058
I think it runs on like 12 hour shit during the week (taking a few days off in the middle/start) while weekends have it running most of the time

why not just 24/7 is beyond me

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Convince me to get a Pro Controller.

>>384783161
Such as?

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>3 runspeed mains with nzap

>>384783186
I don't know

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>>384783168
feels pretty good, and it has the same layout as an Xbox controller instead of weirdly awkward shit the Wii U pro controller did, while feeling like shit material

I always felt like I was reaching too far to hit Y.

>>384782120
Squids are not for fugs. They're for eats.

>>384783168
it's hell of a lot more responsive
it's also far more ergonomic

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>Salmon Run with pubs
I don't think I've ever been so mad in my entire life, jesus fucking christ.

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Are they squids or are they kids?! Please respond the Judge needs to know

>>384776894
I do though. You faggots meme'd me into loving her.

I think the game likes paring me up with my parents. They're never around and always disappoint me.

>>384783449

fucking squid is not bestiality.

>>384783186
Capture the flag, super jump is disabled while carrying it.

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>>384783549
that's rainmaker though

>>384783043
Is that what that is? I saw people doing that last night and thought some faggot was just idling to throw the game.

>>384783220
Knotted?

Anyone have a link to that googledoc with all the weapon unlocks?

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I love her so much you guys...

>tfw mayo will win with like 90% because the only ones who would join team ketchup are toddlers who eat it with their tendies or shit

kek, gonna be a slaughterfest

>>384770539
Is ink resist even worth using anymore as a main? I remember it being way better but I didn't play the first game for that long.

>>384783449
Squids.

>painting the spawn in ranked
Fucking murder me

>>384783789
Please do not say that you love my wife.

>>384783168
It's better than the joycons and also it has a really short cable.

Why the fuck aren't all the chargers just locked until level 30? 99% of the time you're just playing a 3v4 if you get one on your team

>>384784103
Umm excuse me friend you must not have gotten the memo maybe it got lost in the mail or something but that lovely young lady happens to be MY wife. Okay?

>no party system
>no ink meter on your hud
>have to back out to change your loadout

im enjoying the game but im really scratching my head here as to why they haven't added this

>>384784175
Because the gamemodes they are good in are unlocked at level 10.

>>384784298
Your ink supply is visible on your back though?

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I'm mad as hell that I can't get that normal inkbrush and that they took it out. It was my main in the last game.

On the flip side though, dualies are literally broken and I make for a slippery target with those.

>>384776894
There's something almost creepy about that orange one

>>384784298
There is an ink meter. It's on your squid's back in ever made. Even in Salmon Run, it's represented by floatie on their back.

I overtime came to appreciate Moray Towers in Splatoon 1. Its satisfying as hell to sneak into the opponents' base and then play Rambo. I did not need to see this map in the launch of a sequel. In fact, I was hoping I could get a break from it for at least two months before Japan couldn't help itself.

>>384784396
>>384784457
that's not your HUD though

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>>384779373
I feel you anon, Switch build quality is absolutely atrocious. My switch is kept next to my other consoles and it has trouble keeping a consistent connection over WiFi where as my Wii U and even fucking Wii never had that problem before. I literally have to play in handheld mode sitting on a couch 10 feet or less from my modem to get a good connection.

>>384784402
The inkbrush is being added today.

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>>384782407

non gay version

The fuck do you lose your rank exp if you take a break? I was at like 75% when I left.

>>384784548
Looks even more gay now.

>>384784514
So what? Dead Space gets praise for integrating meters onto the player character model but its not okay for splatoon?

>>384784212
Well excuse me princess but last I checked two women can't get married. Checkmate clam smasher.

>>384784591
>it's okay when dead space does it

are you having a stroke anon? when did i mention dead space?

>>384784402
It will be update tmr

>>384779373
Bars don't mean internet speed retard

>>384776735

I just did this an hour ago, nice to see somebody else did as well

>>384780269
My internet is slow and I've had zero issues. Stop watching Netflix while you olay

>>384782557

Np, my 2k every fucking game is good enough thanks

Aero is busted as fuck

>>384784589
explain

Why do I keep getting some kid shilling on Knack 2

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Excuse me where is my bubble?

>>384781531
noone forced you to enter the lobby

>>384778685

>level 30 in one fucking day

Fuck man I love splatoon, but seriously take a fucking break

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>>384784965
Bubbler was shit and OP. have more balanced Ink Armor. Also it looks cooler

>>384784659
Did they say what super goes with it? Better not be the inkjet piece of shit.

>>384779908

Wow, you are a fucking retard

When you have an n zapper on your team stop trying to fight them for ground to ink. Let them have it so they can fucking shield you

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Post your laughing face when you encounter a guy who actually fell for the oldest Splatoon meme around: gyro control

I mean yeah we keep memeing about it pretending it's great since the dawn of time to filter out newfags, but it's crazy to think someone would unironically fall for it and play that way

>>384785227
woomy

>>384785227
>Tfw went gyro and can't go back
BotW did this to me

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Ketchup or Mayo explain your choice.

>>384785227
How do I turn of gyro on the pro?

>>384785532
In game options menu, there's separate settings for tv mode and handheld mode

Captcha: Yolanda callie

>>384785053
it comes with splat bomb and splash down

>>384785442
Tomato sauce.

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>>384785227
I want to like gyro controls and give it a chance, but

>y axis disabled when motion controls on

I will not. I want Nintendo to explain why they did this, and any excuse they give me I will not accept.

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>>384785442
Ketchup because
>pic related

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I can't wait until I get to higher ranks and chargers become more viable. I'm decent with them but I need a team that isn't constantly being overrun to use them. Switched out to dualies after getting sick of it and immediately won the next game with over a dozen kills and no deaths. The following games won essentially the same way. I look forward to ranks when specializing is once again good instead of just swarming and stomping the opponent.

>>384785442
Mayo
T. mexican

>>384779373
Then you have shitty wifi cause I have sudden link and only have the standard bandwidth and my wifi works perfectly and I haven't had a connection error yet.

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>20 chunks needed to to add faster special charge to 1 slot
>20000 coins needed to reroll and get 3 chunks off a piece of gear

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>>384785442
ketchup is for kids shouting for nuggies from mommy

mayo is not only delicious when home made (no, that white shit at mcdonalds is not real mayo) but you can also use it as a base for a lot of other things, plus it's versatile and goes with various things
mayo is also great on proper french fries

mayo master race, ketchup kidz neet not apply

>>384785442
Mayo. Ketchup is a worse version of bbq sauce

>>384785442
I like both some I'm not sure which I'll pick. Usually you go with your favorite idol but I don't care for the Hookers.

I'm really afraid of jumping into ranked guys. About 40% of my matches have players dropping on either side in regular turf war. It's pretty ridiculous.

I don't ever remember it being this frequent in Splatoon 1. Maybe because I just haven't played in a while.

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>>384785442
Mayo, only americunt eat everythings with ketchup.

>>384785957
that's what happens when people play through the wifi of their shitty phone

>>384785442
Mayo is for faggots.

>see team at end of game
>guy has 0p but 2 kills
How?

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Why is Nintendo so savage?

>>384786147
Based Nintendo. Also,
>those feet

Why is Salmon Run so addictive lads?

>>384785442
Mayo because Ketchup is full of sugar

>>384785227
>The vast majority of Splatoon players and virtually all pro teams are newfags.
K bruh

>>384786147
w-what's with the feet pic?

Can you actually see when your drawing is ranked fresh? And do you have to press the post button to make it show up on your character or is simply drawing it enough?

I bought a Switch just for Splatoon and I am not regretting it at all. It's a pretty nice console and I like how all the controllers just work.

Played Snipperclips with the bf and considering getting BOTW just so I have something comfy to play in bed

>>384786147
That's not even geared toward me and it still stings.

>>384786437
>being a gay

>>384785442
>ketchup
we just call it Tomato Sauce where I'm from

>>384786147
So are the sea scrolls this time less lore and more world building?

>>384786437
It's actually surprised how much I like the joycons. Been playing disgaea 5 while I do a couple miles on the treadmill every day

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>>384785442
Mayo, it makes pic related taste marvelous

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>>384786437
>>384786553
>Relationships
>Exercise

Looks like nintendo marketing to normies really paid off

>>384784883
Don't you know? Het is the new gay now, same sex love is the new norm.

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look at this shit lmao

>>384786826
Please delete.

>>384786147
I don't get it?

>>384786826
I like to think pearl has Yakuza tats too

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>>384786437
mario kart also makes a surprisingly fun bed game

>>384786826
BOOTY

>>384786527
ketchup and tomato sauce are actually different

>>384786826
It looks like something Shad would draw if he were a decent artist

>>384787006
wh-what the fuck IS ketchup then

>>384776648
You actually can't play with friends on opposing splatfest teams.

>>384787090
Tomato sauce with a shitload more sugar in it. Typical amerifats.

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>Sturgeon Shipyard four times in a row
I don't care if I won them all, just give me another map fucking jesus

>>384787090
tomato paste + vinegar + sugar = ketchup

>>384785640
If you use your stick to look up the whole calibration breaks. Do you seriously want to recalibrate every three seconds?

>>384787151
I thought it would be more stereotypical to say Americans eat fried mayonnaise balls.

>>384787151
>>384787218
that's kinda weird

Is the slosher worse in this one or is it just me? I could fucking tear through people with it in the first game, but it doesn't feel as effective in this one. Im starting to wonder if it's the controls. I already had to turn up my sensitivity (I'm using separated joycons).

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>tfw no friends to salmon run with

>>384787259
That's American """cuisine""" for you.

What levels do the original amiibos give gear? Activated Callie and she just gave me a head piece

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>people think marina is mocking pearl
>she's actually mocking shitty players who think like her

>>384779373
I'm glad I got vastly improved internet since the first game when I got kicked constantly.

>>384787393
I'm not sure if it's level or just doing an X amount of online battles.

>>384787393
it's not based on levels it's some amount of matches.

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>Haven't won a single round of rainmaker

>>384775639
Stop shooting and take cover. Your tank will SLOWLY begin to refill.

I can't believe how much harder this new salmon run map is

>>384786797
did you not see the part where I was playing disgaea

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>Callie and Marie get off work and go home together
>Pearl and Marina get off work and don't talk to each other at all

how are two girls randomly thrown together supposed to compete with two girls that have been together since they were squibs?

>>384787220
Yes. That's what the "Reset Camera" button is for.

I kinda want to play Splatoon 2 but dont really want to buy Switch
specially when Nintendo probably gonna shit out the upgrade version down the line

Are the gyro controls still the most viable option in this game?

So how is it? Thinking about getting it tonight but I am so fucking lazy I dont feel like driving to the store

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>>384787906
>buying physical

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>>384787762
Why are you posting traitorous Octo sluts anon?

>>384787639

Cute

>>384787906
>multiplayer game
>physical
dont do this

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>still just a 2 map rotation for one hour

How is this still allowed?

>>384788062
>>384787987
Why not? Is there something Idont know about Physical Copies?

>>384787994
Because they cause blood to flow into my penis and become erect.

God Tier
Starfish Mainstage

High Tier
Sturgeon Shipyard
Musselforge Fitness

Mid Tier
The Reef

Low Tier
Port Mackrel
Inkblot Art Academy

Shit Tier
Moray Towers
Humpback Pump Track

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>my coworkers have a switch
>I want to get it for splatoon
>They'll want to add me and they'll see me playing splatoon
Will this game out me as a lolicon?

>>384788221
It will out you as someone who plays Splatoon
and whatever connotations that you perceive it having

>>384788221
No. You'll be fine.

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>>384788221
get a switch and don't tell them

>>384787639
More like
>marina and pearl get off work
>Pearl invites marina to the mall and is rejected over and over.
>Pearl tries to give marina a gift, only for marina to roll her eyes and begrudgingly accept it
>Pearl compliments marina and gets a backhanded compliment in return
She just wants to be friends q.q

>shitters who super jump right into active combat

IF INK IS BEING TRADED, DON'T FUCKING JUMP IN JUST TO DIE YOU NOBS

>>384785442
It doesn't make sense. I can't think of an application where I would need to choose between mayo or ketchup. Mayo is good for things where ketchup would not work. Ketchup is good for things where mayo would not work. There is no better choice. You just use the one that you are supposed to use.

>>384788170
Switching carts too often is inconvenient. Multiplayer games are something you might want to play often, but single player games you can usually toss in the case once you are done with it.

>>384788726
What about fries? Don't tell me you're one of those people that use ketchup with fries

Anyone else finding the new Salmon Run map much easier to win on than Spawning Ground. Holy fuck high level Spawning Ground is a nightmare with how cramped it is and half the stage being narrow grates you cant swim through. Marooner Bay has way more escape options and the AI cant really handle jumping off the platforms/using the elevators

>>384785442
Mustard

>>384788806
I eat my fries plain. I certainly would not eat them with mayo.

>>384788903
You at least sprinkle a small amount of salt on them right?

I think they should've made ink armor give the armor by whomever is close to you

not just everyone on your team no matter where they are

>>384788806
salt and pepper master race reporting

>>384788949
Yes, seasoning that is light on salt. I guess plain was not the right word.

>>384787871
Yes. If you haven't played Splatoon 1, you're supposed to use the gyro to slightly correct your aim. With the stick you can't really do that, it will move your aiming reticle a fixed amount every time just like other console shooters.

>>384789064
>>384788903
>Not getting Jerk Chicken Poutine or Kimchi Fries
Don't you have a sister to fuck jethro?

>put with braindead speds who don't know how to shoot every time
I sure love topscoring every game I lose so the climb to level 10 is even slower

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You guys are inking all the area behind and around your spawn right?

>>384788960
its weakness is supposed to be it takes like 4 seconds to activate after it's used. But that just means you pop it then go balls deep instead of popping it while already half way in.

N-Zap with runspeed and increased special charge is most likely going to be meta because of how good ink armor is compared to every other special in the game.

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>>384788221
>play as school girl squid, just like in first game
>add my friend and play with him
>think about changing my gender
>realize that would make it more awkward

>>384789362
Is schoolgirl outfit still tied to fucking amiibos?

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What does the inkling language inside the box mean/say?

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>>384789512

>>384789285
For what purpose? Other than getting a tiny bit of super meter charged, there's no reason.

>>384788726

Really Ketchup Vs. Mustard would make infinitely more sense.

>>384789689
Sometimes all it takes to win is .01 percent.

>>384788490
What if I have Splashdown?

SO is there salmonid porn yet?

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>You're not playing with the armored squid anon?

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>>384775791
yeah lets bring back saltspray rig woohooo

>>384789483

Yup.

>>384787035
Shad would feel the need to missplace her anus so we see it fully gapping and showing a swastika piercing

>>384788726
Hotdog in a bun, you want mayo on that bun or ketchup on that dog?

>>384789834
Oh. Forgive me. I thought you would be playing a game mode that actually mattered and wasn't casual turf war garbage.

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>>384789914

We'll get to see a whole new generation of players think the bottom half of the map is important.

Do squidgirls have cute feet?

>>384787259
why? The idea is basically to pickle tomatoes, but they are mushy so they made it into a paste, then added sugar to correct the acidity.

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>>384789964
>i wasn't smart enough to infer that from the beginning so i'm gonna make a snarky post
alternatively
>acting all elitist over splatoon

>rainmaker
HEY I HAVE A STRATRGY
LET'S ALL STARE AT THE RAINMAKER AND ADMIRE IT'S LUSTER

>>384789135
I played the first one and got to A+ with using the stick, but never really tied for higher ranks as I moved on to other games.

But I heard you HAVE to use Gyro controls to move up into the S+ field. Guess I have to force myself to learn it.

>>384786915
They're making fun of intagram users
Look at the pictures
>>384786395
Women do that on instagram

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>>384790050

>>384789483
All the original costumes from the first game are amiibo exclusive silly. The hero gear from the first game is behind callie and marie now though.

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>>384773807
Woomy. Always Woomy.

I feel like making one of those little portraits With a Duke Squid that says "Always bet on Woomy"

>>384790050
>>384790335
gotta love how rig is literally zones lite

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>>384789914
yeah like it wasnt bad enough that they brought back Moray

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>>384789362
>All my coworkers are normies with gfs
>See me playing a school girl squid
>"He gave up on 3D didn't he?"

>>384789914
>saltspray rig
Best map, better than anything in 2.

I cant figure out if I should be using meal tickets and grinding in turf war or doing ranked. I think the tickets only count for base experience and not the bonus and isn't ranked entirely bonus?

Where do I get clothing with full slots?

I unlocked the hero gear and everything in the stores has less slots.

Also are any of the hero weapons worth unlocking for MP? I really liked the Shotgun Umbrella.

>>384790736
see>>384790335

How do you order gear in this game?

How do you upgrade gear?

>>384785227
I guess not gyro is viable if you play shit like roller and aerospray exclusively, anything that kills basically instantly up close

Good luck being decent with the charger without gyro