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I miss Andromeda threads.

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I miss Andromeda threads.
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>game is so embarrassingly shit it caused the company to halt continuing with a sequel
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>>384747218
>>>/vg/ still has them if you're a furfag
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>>384747304
So you're telling me the series is now dead because of retarded developers? I'm not even a fan but i think it's pretty sad as well.
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>>384747218
i miss those breast expansion morphs of sarah ryder and the white haired lady. i never saved them and regret it.
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>>384747498
Those exist?!
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I was surprised hear no dlc. At first I thought "I guess it wouldn't have been cut content" but then I realized after scraping together a game in 2 years there probably wasn't anything to cut
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>>384747218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xODEP2OmPdc
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>>384747716
It was less than 2 years most of the game was put together in the last 8 months
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>>384747419
It's shelved indefinitely, which is code for "Let it alone so the stink washes off and people only remember the first two games, then relaunch it."
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>>384747218
Did anyone actually finish this game? I gave up halfway.
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>>384748179
After giving up about half way then going back to it a week later i can say that the story is complete shit and the companions don't get any better
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>>384747218
best girl has no future
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>>384748334
>she will never show you her lego collection again
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>>384747716
single player dlc was cancelled, is multi player support canned as well?
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>tfw the multiplayer is actually kind of decent
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>>384748963
>>384749161
>>384749163
Expect the multiplayer to be launched as a standalone F2P game in late 2017/early 2018
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>>384748963

Multiplayer is still getting new content because EA hasn't figured out how to put micro-transactions in single-player.
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>>384749538
is it actually popular?
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>>384747304
They got what they paid for. They literally threw interns and "developers" whose only work in the industry was shitposting on twitter and expected a quality game. This is honestly for the best, no sequel can salvage that shitheap and nothing can redeem Mass Effect after this and 3.
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>>384747218
>13 years later and people are still willingly giving EA momey
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>>384750083
Normies and drones never learn. Even the abysmal trailers for Andromeda weren't enough to steer people fully away.
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>>384749847
I dunno, but it is fun and has microtransactions for lazy people so they can milk money out of it. Making it free to play would certainly help with popularity, even if they are all BRs and underage screechers.
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>>384747218
>mfw my shitty meme YouTube videos making fun of Andromeda made me dozens of cents off ad revenue
Pfffff, thanks for dough, BioWare cucks.
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Good times
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ARE SARA THREADS BACK
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>make a new game, hopefully a new trilogy, in one of their biggest name franchises
>instead of using the "good" A team in Edmonton, or even the B team in Austin, give it to the C team of interns and amateurs in Montreal
>surprised when it's the absolute worst product their studio ever produced
What the fuck was Bioware thinking?
Like seriously, what could have possibly been going through their heads? Did they literally think it would still be a success and without criticism just because of the Bioware name stamped on it?
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I'm only human after all
Don't put the blame on me
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The biggest problem with this game isn't even the animations or the character designs. It's 100% the writing. I tried playing the game and just couldn't keep going. It is some of the most uninspired shit ever.

They thought they were so clever by replicating the citadel and tons of other shit. "They're taking technology from the old galaxy to the new one!" and wound up with this weird feeling of a cheap knockoff, despite the improved combat.
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Who wouldn't want to protect that smile
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I don't think I could ever get sick of these threads.

On a side note, I miss the days of tortanic threads
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>>384751193
>Did they literally think it would still be a success and without criticism just because of the Bioware name stamped on it?
A lot of this, probably, and they counted on their vocal minority of braindead fans to be the norm. They just underestimated how shitty a bunch of minority hires (and the lead animator was some chick who never did anything similar a day in her life) and outsourcing everything they could to poo-in-loo janitors would be.
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>>384751607
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It was the most OC we've had since Pacha edits. Sara will get a good spot on the 2017 collage.
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>>384747304
>this was supposed to be a new Mass Effect trilogy

lol

Friendly reminder that the studio making Dragon Age will be the next to be sacrificed for Anthem.
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>>384751732
Why is she so fucking ugly
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>>384751193
>Did they literally think it would still be a success and without criticism just because of the Bioware name stamped on it?
It worked for Dragon Age.
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>>384751725
That chick wasn't even the lead animator, she was the lead of one capture team at the EA "support studio" who did some of the animations.
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>>384751894
It's going to be the Bob Dylan of gaming, just you wait.
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>>384752714
Biocuck, pls go
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>>384749161
If it's the same as that fucking lame horde mode bullshit from 3 than fuck off.
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>>384752859
>being correct is being a cuck
Ok.
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>>384750961
Please remember the little people and don't forget your roots
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>>384752905
Well, yeah.
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>>384752390
dragon age was released when there hadn't been ANY traditional high quality western rpgs on the market for like 4 years straight. It had no competition, nothing to compare it to, so all its flaws were swept under the rug because 'DUDE, NEW FANTASY RPG!!111'
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>>384747218
>so shit that even the autismo memes that kept Andromeda threads alive fizzle out

Doesn't get more shit than that.
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>>384748179
I finished it. The final mission is the best in the game, not that that's saying much.
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>>384751137
NO CHANCE
NO CHANCE IN HELLLL
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>>384753873
This. The final mission is shades of the Citadel assault from ME1 with all your allies turning up, but the fact that it follows some of the blandest game in the history of the industry really robs it of any impact.
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Anyone have the webm with audio of rag n bone with the best clips of the glitches??
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>>384747218
If I enjoyed 1 and 2 is ME3 worth playing?
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>>384754289
If you love the idea of the Citadel being a fetch quest hub and bizarrely amateur-tier running animations that you'll be seeing a lot of, you'll love it
Don't bother, it's a piece of shit but the rest of /v/ has forgotten
I am still mad
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Who else find Sara Ryder's retarded face hot? I want to fug her.
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>>384751959
delete this
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never forget how /v/ went from "HAHAHA LOOK AT THAT DUMB BITCH'S FACE" to "giv autist gf" in less than 24 hours
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>>384751658
>tortanic

?
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>>384755529
The crashing and burning of star wars: the old republic. It went much like these andromeda thread went, but lasted much longer because of how hyped and how large of a trainwreck that game was.
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Remember when Mass Effect was close to release and afterwards? how awesome it was?

Hell, I even liked ME2 for a while. I had a mental block on a lot of the shit, but it was enough for me to hold out hope for 3.

EA really is a killer of video games - how the fuck do they do it? and why?
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>>384747304
Shit dude, not even the single player DLC is coming out any more, let alone a sequel. THAT'S how bad it was.
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>>384747218
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>>384754860
She really is gaming's most adorable autist.
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>>384755695
I still find it weird /v/ thinks TOR was a failure. It had successful launch and even though it did end up going f2p it's still going strong and making a profit. By MMO standards it was a huge success.
A real failure is stuff like Warhammer Online, Age of Conan, FF14 1.0, or Wildstar.
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>>384755695
i actually enjoyed it a fair bit desu
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>Tried demo
>First planet has you ride around in a Mako 2.0 with no weapons doing fetch quests

Does the game get better later?
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>>384747887
Oh, so is that what happened after Dead Space 3? Sure is taking a while...
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>>384751894
The only decent Dragon Age was the first one anyway. Nothing to be lost there.
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>>384758563
>sound blaster
>gt520
I refuse to believe that this man purchased these and then made a serious post. I instead choose to believe it was simply an attempt at trolling.
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>>384758563
>Dell gaming mouse
>One TERABYTE Hard Drive

Every time
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>>384751894
Origins fan here. Let it die. 2 and Inq weren't worth the discs they were printed on
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>>384747304
It's EA's fault anyway. They hired these imbeciles and their AAA looks and operates like a shitty indie early access game from Steam.
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>>384747304
internet aristocrat warned you that SJWs would destroy the entire industry. and behold, one of the most important franchises in vidya was utterly killed by them
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>>384749161
this is my fetish
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>>384756815
MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO HOLD THE GUN!
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>>384759151
>one of the most important franchises in vidya
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>>384759151
I don't understand how people can look at Inquisition and Andromeda, compare them to their previous titles, and not say that SJWs are objectively making games worse.
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>>384756815
>>384747218
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>>384759151
>One of the most important franchises in vidya
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>>384747218
it's a shame they halted this game, the game is pretty good and the dev team is working hard to improve it. but everybody just had to jump on the hatetrain.
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>>384758816
It's literally FedEx : The Game.

I finished it. I'm not bothering with a second playthrough.
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>>384759358
>smug anime face
you sure convinced me with that argument of yours.
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The backwards gun fucking slayed me. How did anyone expect good things from this?
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>>384759590
No it's not. Even compared to Mass Effect 3 the amount of relevancy your choices in dialogue make are pathetic at best. You're not allowed to be a jack ass. You're only allowed to be a pushover good guy.
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>>384759652

You didn't provide an argument, why should I?
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>>384759590
>Nu-Bioware will NEVER have hot lesbos again
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>>384759720
i don't think it's backwards, besides most of the issues from the beginning have been fixed and they still continue to improve the game.
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>>384756984
It was a success for EA I guess, but not for the devs who got kicked out of the company after it became obvious that there would not be a need of a dozen expansions like WoW. Fuck, even the 2 founders of Bioware left after that.
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>>384759817
why do lesbos need to be hot?
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>>384759817
>tfw bioturd's asaris have been my fetish since ME1
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there are no furfags on /v/
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>>384759151
Mass Effect was always a slightly above average experience. It was a cheesy space opera and it did that quite well. While it's enjoyable for what it is, calling it one of the most important franchises in vidya is a huge overstatement.
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>ME series dies a horrible death it deserved after 3
I'm almost not upset anymore
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Give the series a five year break than do a reboot with a sequel to 3 that continues the story from the Destroy ending with old characters as supporting cast kind of like Force Awakens
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>>384759829
>Montreal could have fixed the numerous bugs people were reporting
>their first priority was to apologize for writing a trans character incorrectly and change her dialogue to be less offensive
>second priority was to turn a straight character bi because fujos were whining about it
You have a very interesting definition of "improve."
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>>384759919
why does anyone have to be hot?
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>>384759919
>why do lesbos need to be hot?
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>>384759590
>>384759919
>only "normal" looking girl in Andromeda is a lesbo
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>>384760090
Are there any heterosexual exclusive romances in Andromeda?
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>>384759404
but inquisition was great.
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>>384760001
>turn a straight character bi
Holy shit, source?
And to be fair, the trans character pissed off everyone and was likely a much easier fix.
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>>384760036
L I T E R A L L Y
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>>384759815
arguments are not normally necessary for common knowledge. but since youre likely a underaged nu-male, you dont actually have any understanding of vidya history
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>>384760157
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>>384760090
Worse than that.
>colonization mission to populate another galaxy
>fill with with faggots, lesbos and trannies
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>>384755529
Hownu.ru
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>>384760145
Liam Kosta, Cora Harper and Avera Kjar.

>>384760090
>>384760043
>>384760036
>>384760021
you know, it's a third person shooter, not a porno.
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>>384760260
>because a bunch of paid reviewers said it was good it means it good
reviewers are retarded, one of the best action games ever made, God Hand, was given a 3.0 out of 10 by IGN.
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>>384760145
That Cora dyke and the nigger whatshisname
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>>384759151

Most important of last gen sure.
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>>384759151
>, one of the most important franchises in vidya
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>>384760209
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/06/06/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-08-notes/
We all thought it wasn't going to happen, but the fucking madmen actually did it. And I'm not arguing that the trans character wasn't shitty, but at the same time they had their priorities ass backwards. How about making the game less shit first?
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>>384760157
>great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd8b3fl6tMY
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>>384760262
their love is so beautiful and pure.
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>>384760157
>man hands
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>>384759107
origins had some balance issues between classes, mainly mages and two-handers, all they had to do was remake the same game, give you another party slot and balance it better and it would've been a roaring success.

When I heard inquisition was coming out I imagined skyrim with origins combat and was super hyped, but.. then the game came out...
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>>384760318
>it's a third person shooter
It's suppose to be an rpg.
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>>384760318
>you know, it's a third person shooter, not a porno
>>>/reddit/
>>>/Neogaf/
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>>384760408
SOMEBODY
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>>384760115
Jerry, get my bucket of gasoline.
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>>384760318
>RPG
>boasts as a game that gives you choices
>only give shit choices
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>>384759829
It was backwards at first. They used that shit in promotion trailers. Then people complained so they flipped it but the gun wouldn't fit in the shot so they cut the front off it. Bioware's incompetence is the gift that keeps on giving
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>>384760510
>NOOO!!! TAKE THOSE DIFFERENT OPINIONS OUT OF HERE!!! GET OUT OF MUH REDPILL SAFESPACE!!!
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>>384759829
Did you not see what it was like before the patch?
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>>384759358
ME3's imbroglio had a huge impact on the fulfillment of trilogies
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>>384760384
I heard there was supposed to be a Quarian ark, did they actually left that out in the game?
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>>384760267
>implying the whole plan wasn't to ship off all the undesirables to a new galaxy so the milky way would be free of them
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>>384749847
lol. post more if you got em.
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>>384760759
There was a teaser about it in the epilogue, and most people assumed that was what the DLC would be about before the franchise got put on ice. I think there was also supposed to be a book coming out that would cover it, but I'm not sure if that's still happening.
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>>384760467
>AAA rpg
No such thing.
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>>384760640
>This post
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>>384760858
To be honest I'm relieved. I don't want the Quarians to be a part of this burning trash heap.
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>>384760921
I'm glad the Geth didn't end up in this shit fest either. R-Right?
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>>384760384
>changed a character so a gay guy could get the "be a slut" achievement
>gender identity and sexual attraction aren't completely independent of each other
They accidentally broke a stereotype and then went back and changed it. Unbelievable.
They probably couldn't make the game better first. They had to fix as much as possible as fast as possible, and the trans fix is just changing a few dialogue trees instead of trying to fix their Gordian knot of a code.
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>>384754860
You are genetically defective, kill yourself senpai.
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>>384760893
>firing iwata
How old is this pic?
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>>384761094
True, it is the low-effort road, but I just wish they'd have tried a little more instead of picking the easiest thing to do and then focusing on that. But don't even get me started on Jaal, the whole thing's absolutely retarded. The part that really gets me about their hand-wringing excuse for this bullshit is this:
>However, we understand that a character’s orientation is an important part of what makes them feel real. The relationships with your crew are some of the most loved and cherished parts of our games, so we wanted to make sure we got it right.
It's really important that they make their characters feel real, and that's why they treated this particular character like the unfeeling lump of code he is and rearranged his sexuality to make him more palatable to a bunch of screaming children on Twitter.
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>>384747218
Me too. I mean, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all these .webms now?
Also Vetra is my waifu.
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>>384758563
>they added an Ithorian companion to that game
>didn't name him Ramm
Missed opportunity.
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>>384759846
The doctors left Bioware in 2007 when EA purchased the company you dip.
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>>384758563
DAMN A GT 520
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>>384760717
I never followed anything to do with this shitty game but holy shit how did they fuck up this bad
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>>384760115
NOT TODAY
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I liked Suvi at least.

She made it all worth it.
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>Andromeda turns out to be a burning dumpster fire of a game
>Shit gameplay
>Shit story
>Shit characters
>Even generally shit romances and lazy sex scenes
>SFM porn creators don't even use Vetra for animations

If more female turian porn came out, then at least the game would've been good for something. But even that didn't go anywhere, so just fuck the whole thing. Goddamn.
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>>384764149
>Arab name
>ginger hair
>Scottish accent
What did Bioware mean by this?
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>>384747218
>touted as "softcore space porn"
>fade to black everywhere
Bioware's fun to watch just to see what new and creative ways they discover to fuck things up.
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>>384751894
>>this was supposed to be a new Mass Effect trilogy
That's false, BioWare never planned on making it a trilogy.
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>>384765042
I'm pretty sure you're wrong but I'm too lazy to look up evidence to prove you wrong so I guess you win.
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>>384765042
I can't imagine any modern Bioware/EA game coming out that isn't at least somewhat made to continue on into infinity. When was the last time Bioware made something that just ended when appropriate? Besides, didn't Andromeda basically end on a big lead up to something new?
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>>384761039
>tfw you can rest easier knowing a few pretty cool races made it out of the dumpster fire ok
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>>384749161
>sonic 3

everytime
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>>384760893
>It's that filename again
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>>384759452
I don't know shit about disarming guns but the second half with the life action black guy looked pretty decent. Is that scene a good example or a bad example?
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>>384763817
Because the developers were picked based on their skin color and vaginas instead of talent and skill
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>>384764662
Can also be a Finnish name.
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>>384765574
>tfw the Turians didn't make it
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It's more entertaining to see big games fail than to succeed tbqhwy fampai.
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>>384756697
EA is part of the problem, they are not the only problem.
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>>384759126
I know the guy who worked on Andromeda's metal/reflection rendering engine.

The entire game was developed by a B-team contract hire skeleton crew that had almost none of the original creative talent. This game was phoned in from top to bottom and divided between like 3-4 separate offices.

It was mishandled to hell and back.
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>>384767165
What's with bald, overweight, manlet nerds having absolute shit opinions?
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>>384766585
The funny part is those absolutely crazy people were actually filtered off to their own "safe spaces" and had almost no physical presence within the entire development of the games.

EA knew how to pick and handle them.
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>>384766170
Bad, he didn't move the gun away from his face or moved his face, if it went off he would have been dead
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>Did so bad that they made no dlc

>Didn't even have content cut from the game to sell back later as dlc
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>>384767446
>Hire people
>Don't actually make them do anything
Why?
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>>384767608
>Didn't even have content cut from the game to sell back later as dlc
That's what happens when you rush development to crazy degrees. Anyone who thinks this was a 5 year dev cycle is delusional, it was maybe 18 months.
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>>384767668
eighteen months is a generous estimate.
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>>384759151
>one of the most important franchises in vidya
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>>384749538
Yeah, that totally sounds like something EA would do, ever.
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>>384767903
I don't understand your tone. Do you doubt EA will try to squeeze every cent out of a product they can?
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>>384767409
take a wild guess.
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Why did they make her look slightly retarded?
Seriously. What's the point?
She's not ugly, but she looks like she has mental retardation.
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>>384768214

She doesn't look retarded. The crap facial animations, the source of the meme, plague everyone in the game.
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>>384768214
wow, can't believe you would actually shit talk such a great game, just because it's animations aren't absolutely perfect.
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>>384768613
>absolutely perfect

They aren't even decend, on a scale of 4-10 they're a solid 6. And the worst part isn't the animations or butt ugly looking women, its the fucking writing which is so obviously made by some 20-30 year old whore living in a bubble of her own without any ability to see anything else.
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>>384769043
self awareness is a thing.
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>>384768214
>She's not ugly
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>>384765574
>>384766901
Tell me the Drell didn't get butchered in this trash heap. Please tell me they didn't disrespect my nigga Thane even more
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>>384767668
>>384767789
Troika managed to shit out VtM:B in 18 months and that's with Activision halting production arbitrarily in the middle.
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>>384749847
Peepee is actually one of the best characters in the game.
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>>384767668
>>384767789
Troika managed to shit out Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines in 18 months and that's with Activision halting production arbitrarily in the middle.
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>>384769824

None of what you said is true. Bloodlines was in development for around three years and Activision gave them multiple extensions and budget increases.

What you call "halting production arbitrarily in the middle" is actually Activision refusing yet another budget increase a few months before release. That release date was not the date Activision had scheduled for, it was the release date forced upon them due to Valve delaying the release of Half Life 2. Troika were far behind schedule and Activision had spent far more than they were prepared to making Bloodlines already. They had lost faith in Troika and weren't going to spend anymore on the game but they couldn't release it yet and so it sat in limbo until they could. That is not "halting production arbitrarily in the middle".
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Finished the game yesterday and honestly I didn't even hate it. Maybe because it's because I didn't pay for it, but despite all the shit the game (rightful) gets, it's at least playable. The addition of the jetpack makes combat and movement much more enjoyable than the previous 3 ME games. It's honestly a shame that every other aspect of the game only ranges from 'passable' to 'mildly annoying and distracting'. I would have have been really excited for another trilogy but that's all been tossed out now that they've fucked up the first game.

In the increasingly unlikely event that a sequel gets made I really hope they learn from their mistakes. Like, maybe hire actual game developers to make the game next time.

At the very least this games disaster of a launch provided entertainment as it was spectacular to watch and laugh at.
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>>384769852
>lonely
>misunderstood by others
>highly intelligent
>probably autistic
>also is really cute
she truly is /thebestgirl/
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when will game developers realize pandering to the sjw crowd and forcing shit into games is just destroying franchises
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>>384770452
And also that poopoo is the only one with any type of character development.
Her loyalty mission was my favorite too since it reminded me of older mass effect missions
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>>384770431
What they need are good writers and a director who can wrangle a team. The gameplay itself is very solid considering it's an open world shooter - the problem is in the execution of the story and choices.
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>>384755529
im 12 and what is this
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>>384770608
When they notice they don't even buy their game and their autistic screeching fucks over people actually matering for their business.
1 more year
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>>384764662
if i remember right someone they literally admitted that "white" people are basically extinct in the mass effect universe it might have been one of the team members who worked on andromeda though
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>>384770893
Probably that pajeet fuck who wrote this abortion of a game and decided the best way to promote diversity in video games was to race bait so hard that EA finally fired him.
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>>384769769
No.
In a setting where they have to settle completely new territories with a potential for limited resources they didn't bring the species with flawless geographical memory and little to no water consumption.
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>>384770679
Yeah, I completely agree. Most of the problems I personally have with the game aren't even gameplay related. The story is lackluster, the characters are shallow (though in their defense other me characters had 3 games worth of development compared to Andromedas only 1) the villain was boring and so was enemy variety, the dialog choices basically have no impact on the game and as a result Ryder really lacks personality. The animations are better wth the 1.05 patch but they're nowhere near the standard for a aaa game in 2017. Just lots of little things that accumulate into one big unremarkable game.
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>>384771096
>in a setting where only people who could pay for their own ark a bunch of scattered literally whos didn't get their own ark
Wow.
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>>384770985
iirc curry nigger was only involved in designing gameplay. He had nothing to do with story/characters.
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>>384771418
Either way, it sounds like the sort of thing he would say.
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>tfw everyone wanted a female qunari romance or female dwarf romance.
>tfw gaydar instead made Iron Bull for his own fetish, implied people who like Dwarfs are pedophiles and made best girl in inquisition (who was a dwarf) a "romance" which ended with her suggesting you two share a few drinks after flirting a few times and literally nothing ever happening again.
>tfw the game even jokes about the fact the inquisitor and Harding haven't done shit after two fucking years despite clearly liking each other in the dlc to rub salt in the wound.
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>>384747218
you spelled Androgynous wrong.
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>Vetra will never get the love she deserves
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>>384771570
>purple Knuckles got to be fully nude but we didn't even get Turian tits
Fuck Bioware
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>>384769852
>asks Ryder to visit a planet for some artifact or whatever.
>Planet's dangerous as shit with very few places to land.
>Gets sick of waiting so she calls Ryder and other squadmate into the escape pod she lives in because she's a special or some shit.
>Activates the pod with barely any warning.
>Pod crashes onto planet and nearly falls into a fucking pool of lava.
>Turns to Ryder and asks "Are you mad, Ryder?"
>Only options are to say "No, I'm not." Or "Yes I am".

If this had been renegade Shepard they properly would have fucking had her shot after that.
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>>384747218
Even with the SJW content and the bad animations this game could have been awesome and they would just have to change one thing.Had they changed this one thing it could possibly even have meant less work for them. They should just NOT made it a quasi-open world game. They should have made it more linear, like the first 3 games. More focused. With small areas that still offer a bit of exploration potential.
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>>384749795
Say what you want about this guy, but he is really fuckable with the suit and evil aura.
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>>384759590
Fuck off Caitfag the game was a train wreck that was nothing but rehashed elements from the original trilogy. Each companion is a discount version of the ones we knew and loved from the originals. The fucking kett are Reapers but without the cuthulu style monolithic horrors. The angara are rehashed protheans from their accent, to similarities in their culture and even head shape just adding a flare to the sides of the head.

The team was so busy trying to get procedural world generation to work they fucking forgot to make a game until they had only 18 months left.
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>>384765042
>ending is a cliffhanger
you are retarded
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>>384770452
>>384770653
nice shy same fagging shill games shit and you are a nigger
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>>384771706
>Turians have a metal exoskeleton
>Believing they'd have tits
Fucking scalies
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Through all the bad parts of the game, going back and chatting with her after every mission was great.

She was the highlight of the game for me. And the highlight of my life.
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>>384754289
When did you last play ME? If it was recent then pick up 3 + lavyathen and citadel dlc and carry your save file. Honestly the game isn't worth playing if you don't have the full crew, a save file to import or if you haven't played in a long time
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>>384772649
oh okay.

>>384773510
she was for me too, now i'm attempting to romance peebee.
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>>384760157
>elf
>picking the ginormous-ass face tattoos instead of one of the smaller ones
>also not cucking Solas with the glorious grey warden cock
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>>384747218
what a shit tase you have
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>>384771298
Hey don't worry, the space gypsies and space jews that both need their special suits are here, that makes everything alright, right?

>>384766901
Turians did make it, didn't they? I played the story over, and i'm certain you and the turian pathfinder find the ark ok
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>>384774037
He's more of talking they were brought into this train wreck they called a game. The best thing that can happen for a race in the new ME games is to not be included so they can fuck it all up.
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>>384774037
>Hey don't worry, the space gypsies and space jews that both need their special suits are here, that makes everything alright, right?
Space Jews controlled the economy, of course they could afford their own ark.
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>>384755529
>He wasn't around for this kino.
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Does anyone even like Gil? I want to fucking eject him out of the airlock.

Holy shit, he fucking does engine modifications WHILE THE SHIP IS FLYING THROUGH SPACE AT WARP SPEED, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? AND WHEN PEOPLE TELL YOU TO NOT BLOW UP THE SHIP, YOU WHINE AND THROW A TANTRUM AND SAY SINCE NO ONE IS DEAD YET, IT'S FINE.
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Best girl.

Not that the game set a high bar.
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>>384774951
I like how MMOs have been announced, come out and shut down in the 6 years since TOR launched but /v/ still thinks it "failed." Failed to meet EA's unreasonable expectations maybe, but it's still running and still making money.
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>>384747304
I'm guessing they thought that their team of dykes, trannies and PoCs could make the sequel, but after realizing that they're the worst devs on the planet, they're halting it until the main Bioware team are finished with Anthem.
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>>384775591
>Make shit game
>Post your dumb politics on twitter
>Get the sack, never get hired in the industry again

Was it all part of Curry Thunder's master plan?
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>>384749795
>EA hasn't figured out how to put micro-transactions in single-player
What are you talking about? They've done it lots of times.
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>>384775778
>Players go back and farm older areas for materials in Dead Space 3
>EA has a shit fit and declares it to be theft
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>>384773510
>Only decent looking human girl.
>She's a fucking Dyke.
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>>384754140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KWkao73HuU
Around 19.00.
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>>384759151
>internet aristocrat
How is that sellout doing? Haven't heard anything about him since he changed his name.
>one of the most important franchises in vidya
I cant tell if this is bait or not.
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>>384775591
>Deleting followers simply because they're white males.

How the fuck is that not considered racist?
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>>384759594
Futurama game when?
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>>384776028
They are white so they have white privilege and cant be discriminated against I guess.
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>>384776028
They operate under some twisted logic that racism is power+prejudice, which is obviously bullshit and just an excuse for you to be a dick to people.

Pic related.
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>>384775591

>Blame the dominance of your species/race/gender

>white tears slang for semen

>species

>SPECIES

I don't get it, isn't he basically saying that whites are superior? What a dumb
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>>384775720
>getting caught was part of the plan
>someone had to die in the crash

I think I know where this is going
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>>384750645
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>>384747218
I am playing it right now because I traded it for a couple of packs of cigarettes I don't smoke.

I am utterly amazed at how someone could take the bones of Dragon Age Inquisition and make a worse game out of it.

I am utterly amazed at how someone could call themselves a writer and have no idea about character motivation, internal logic, world consistency or anything that would make sure you didn't get an F in a freshman creative writing class.

The worst part is I just finished the prologue and I'm already screaming "WHO ARE YOU" at Liam because he keeps acting like he's my best friend that I've known for years when we literally met 20 minutes ago and 18 of those minutes were filled with gunplay.
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>>384778937
>I traded it for a couple of packs of cigarettes
Are you in prison?
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>>384779285
no it's a very long story involving multiple trades with other people just because most of us are nerds who don't have cash but tons of stuff.
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>Andromeda is TORtanic for newfags
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Was there any character as bad as Pic related in Andromeda?
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>>384781242
Peebee is the closest, but she's only 80% as awful as Sera.
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>>384749795
You look at right picture and you know its CEO of evil company. You dont even need a caption.
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>>384759151
>one of the most important franchises and vidya
Also it wasn't SJWshit that destroyed Andromeda, it was the absolute disaster of a development
>sellout aristrocrat
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>>384781242
>fuck the rich, rich people are literally hitler
>bitch cunt balls fuck shit arse
>britches britches britches

PeeBee was bad, but not Sera levels of bad.
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>>384760762
>Shepard handpicked the list of women he felt weren't worthy of his Space Jesus dick and then the women on the list were shipped off to Andromeda along with the gays, lesbians and trannies
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>>384781508
Sera stands out because most of Inquisition's cast is surprisingly decent.

Cass is a warrior woman with a hidden cute side, Varric is fucking based and the best thing to come out of Dragon Age, Vivienne is great because of how much she pisses the players/fanbase off, Blackwall and Iron Bull sort of exist, Dorian is a lala prancing homo man that irritates everyone with his childish behavior, nothing really too irritating, character-wise besides Solas.

And then we have Sera.
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>try to give it a go after a friend said it was "ok"
>decide on custom character
>cant make anything that does not resembles a nasty potato with neon hair
>not even modeled beards
>start game with standard ryder
>terrible modeling
>dialogue of a 12 year old
>literally ZERO atmosphere

I can't even continue, they really fucked over the series with this one
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>>384783208
Yeah, Rider's incredibly limited, basic dialogue and weird facial expressions and goody-two-shoes reactions to things really pissed me off. I get he/she was supposed to be "younger and less experienced" than Commander Space Jesus, but holy shit, they talk and act like kids.
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>>384782734
Don't forget:

>Fuck the women who raised me because she lied about one thing in my childhood, what a fucking whore.

For anyone who forgot or doesn't know, she was taken in by a noblewomen after being caught stealing, Noblewomen starts dying, she asks her to teach her how to make cookies as something to "pass down", noblewomen reveals she lied about the baker being racist so Sera wouldn't find out she only bought her the cookies because she didn't know either. This is apperantly enough for Sera to consider the women who saved her from the city watch and raised her as her own bitch and whore and hate her.

>>384782968
That's honestly my headcanon at this point.
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>>384778937
>I'm already screaming "WHO ARE YOU" at Liam because he keeps acting like he's my best friend that I've known for years when we literally met 20 minutes ago

Liam is like that with everyone, it's actually sort of creepy. He does the same thing to the new alien you recruit later.
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>>384749847

My fucking sides
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>>384775591
He seems to be "indie dev" with no project, so basically unemployed.
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>>384783915
Also looks like muslim hate preacher.
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>>384775591
he got fired?
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>>384775591
>Calls himself "The Legend"

What is it with FUCKING LEAFS that make them act like such jerks?

>blame the dominance of your species

Kek, did he just imply that black people aren't human?
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>>384766170

Bad example. Didn't move the gun or his head in any direction during the disarm. The order in which he grabbed the muzzle and moved with his other hand is all wrong too, it can clearly be seen the actor originally holding the gun let go deliberately rather than making any effort to hold on.

It's not the worst I've ever seen, the andromeda animation is garbage as far as technique is concerned
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>>384766170
Better Call Saul would've been a better good example, even if they clearly cut frames to make it look much faster than it was.
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>>384758563
classic, needs to be in a museum, not joking.
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>>384785309
It's a recurring meme in /swgg/ already.
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>>384754289
if you're invested in the characters then it's pretty enjoyable. If you're not then just brace yourself for so bad it's good moments whenever cerberus is on screen.
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>>384751725
>when the game is utter shit, but you force yourself to like it due to politics and brand loyalty
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>>384747419
>So you're telling me the series is now dead
Here's hoping. I can't think of a bigger SJW name in gaming than BioWare, it'd be great to see them go away.
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>>384759151
SJWs didn't kill the game, outsourced animation, a small budget, and an inexperienced studio did.
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>>384748179
My roommate said this was the best ME. she also plays Overcrotch non stop, so I don't trust her opinion.
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Andromeda was completed in 18 months
It is more failure of management rather than the individual developers
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>>384747218

>M-M-M-MUH DEVELOPMENT HELL
Who gives a fuck? The game is disgustingly shit and that is all that ultimately matters, if you can't even get your shit together in-house then maybe don't make games anymore.
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>>384758563
>12 GB OF RAM POWER

I lose my shit every time I read this line.
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>>384747304
>>384747218
God you faggots are the worst. Retards wanting the next tortanic are what ruined this fucking board.

It's proof no one here even likes video games. You morons just want something to laugh at.

>inb4 you guys should lookin in a mirror.
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>>384759919
fapability
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>>384758563

My favorite post of all time.
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>>384758563
>Nice job Star Wars
Fuck, how can Disney recover?
>>
Where are you guys getting 18 months from? We know from the Kotaku interview that they wanted to have procedural generated content but couldn't get it working right so they scrapped it for hand made planets. But they later scrapped that again as it they initially wanted 30 planets. While I believe this was mismanaged, 18 months to make launch? I mean, I'm not a defender but, it's just hard to come to terms with this is how Mass Effect went out. This was EA's flagship IP from last generation and it's basically dead in this generation and they didn't give it more time.

Seems oddly similar to Metal Gear Solid 5 still needing more than 5 years to have a complete story arc, never mind it's obnoxious padded gameplay loop of Motherbase R&D and fultoning. Sorry fellows, it's hard to put in my mind that 18 months was all it took to ship Andromeda out the door with all its issues. In earnest, I think they 3.5 years worth of work went into the final product. They lost 1.5 years at the start with the conceptual stage that was all for nothing.
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>>384755695
You got it wrong though, /v/ was and still is wrong about SWTOR failing. The Andromeda threads already stopped because they were right that time.
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>>384764662
Fingols are Arab?
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>>384776028
You can't be racist against white people, silly anon.
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>>384785980
>you should hype for a bioshit game
ahahahahhaaaa
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>>384786516
hmmmmmmmmm
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>>384775935
Kinda the opposite of what they did in Inquisition, where the dyke was not only disgusting in looks but also had a shitty personality.
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>>384758563
Classic
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>>384747716
>no single player DLC
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
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>>384747218
I was hoping for the same thing as DA2 and ME3; a goldmine that lasts for months.
Instead, we got the same as Cisquisition, which died quickly due to being too fucking boring
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>>384775591
post the thing
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>>384752714
>>384752905
According to her, maybe.
It's still suspicious that she had that claim up on her profile for so long and faced absolutely no consequences for having it up there.
If she was some nobody, surely Bioware would have a bit more to say about her claiming to be a lead and bringing so much heat down on them.

It is possible that they're too pathetic to risk it, since she's female, but the point still stands.
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>>384775968
>>internet aristocrat
>How is that sellout doing?
>>384782705
>>sellout aristrocrat

Did I miss something?
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>>384767165
>Gaider was once the man who dedicated his own time and effort to make a free mod for BG2, because he felt the fans deserved better than what was in game
>he lived long enough to become this
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now that 1.09 is pirateable is it worth a download? i have no RPGs to play
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I miss when /v/ wasn't made up of triggered leftist children
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>>384788193
>I miss when /v/ wasn't made up of triggered leftist children
What?
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Why can't bio ware just go back to their roots of being highly respected?
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>>384787625
He made a patreon and does weekly videos now.
Given he mercilessly mocked people during GG for doing so, some people aren't too happy.
In fairness, he's not doing political videos anymore, so it's not exactly the same as the people in GG essentially being paid for telling people what they want to hear
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>>384788448
>he's not doing political videos anymore
is this bait
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CUTE!
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>>384788371
They sold their soul to EA and all their talent left years ago. It seems like a bunch of talentless hacks stealing famous studio names is just an inevitability in this industry.
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>>384767165

I knew several people who worked in the service industry, chefs, barbers etc and they all said its absolutely bewildering how these cucks manage to constantly belittle and shit talk the paying customers and not delivering what they actually wanted. If any of them tried to pull a fraction of this shit, they would be immediately fired or go bankrupt.

How the fuck these morons are getting away with it?
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>>384775591
Remember kids, don't hire SJWs or you'll end up with another ME Andromeda.
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>>384788734
>2 political videos in 4 months of weekly videos
Unless you consider laughing at tumblr retards political, then no.
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Remember when BW used to do this?
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>>384788871
Mass Effect's designated protagonist syndrome was bad enough after 1, but it was absolutely ridiculous in Andromeda.
Why the fuck did they hire so many people, when it turns out they're all fucking useless without some 20 year old glorified security guard?
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>That one friend that played Andromeda and said it "Wasn't bad"
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>>384770893
by that logic before the Reapers even invaded white people didn't get on the ship and stayed to fight for survival
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>>384788946
>How the fuck these morons are getting away with it?
They're not.
While many big name publishers pay lip service to SJW shit, with EA probably being the one that goes the furthest, the vast majority of their games barely contain a hint of it outside the superficial.
They're well aware that the devs that tried to make their games SJW centric have almost all failed completely. It takes a gigantic push for one like Gone homo to succeed, and they can't do that for every tumblr game or they'll face burnout.
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>>384788734
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>>384770893
It's virtue signalling.
As a rule of thumb, if it wasn't mentioned in ME1, and if ME1 implicitly contradicts it, you can ignore anything they say.
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>>384752742
I understood that reference
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>>384747304
DA2 didnt stop them Anon
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>>384789428

Its not just the SJW shit, but things like >>384787986

How the FUCK one can have the nerve to talk to a PAYING CUSTOMER like that?
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>>384752714
IIRC even she had that shit plastered all over her LinkedIn, among other evidence that was her actual position, and then BioWare quickly tried to sweep it under the carpet when it made them look extremely incompetent. This is all based on what I remember from the early days of the shitstorm so I'm probably missing some details, but BioWare is pathetic enough to promote a female cosplayer who used gimp once to shield any criticism, so I still think something laughably fishy was going on with her. Honestly they probably hired her for that gig and thought it would be fine if they let the team outsource it, but it came back to bite them in the ass and only draw attention to how woefully underqualified she was.
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>>384747757
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I've been playing this a bit lately and christ i haven't seen writing this fucking awful in like 20 years.
No sense of tone, no characterization, and it just generally reads like it was written by ESL speakers.
It's just a lot of clunky awkward sentences followed by the lamest quips ever written it's so fucking bad
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>>384784225
>his t-shirt reads "i love brow skin ladies"
so why the fuck doesn't go back to poo-in-loo-istan?
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>>384789807
Despite your childish view, the customer is not always right and once they hand over money you don't have incentive to be nice anymore anyway.

I wouldn't put up with 3% of the shit you entitled retards throw at them. I'd mock you and make every character trans and black in a patch. Once I had your money I'd make you take it right up the ass.
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>>384790583
Hi, David.
How's the marriage going ;^)
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>>384747304
EA gives no fucks. They are pushing Anthem as Bioware's main IP.
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>>384763953
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>>384790583

Maybe thats the reason youre not employed, eh?
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>>384773703
I enjoy a trilogy playthrough usually every year or so, at this point i just ignore all the bad shit in me3
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>>384785524
Please stay on your board. Thanks.
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>>384766901
>Do Asari Ark quest
>It was okay, at least by the low standards of the game
>Get kind of excited for Turian Ark quest
>Do it
>It's literally just a gay love story

Not even an exaggeration

>Find a Turian
>He leads you to the Ark
>The Ark is just empty, there's not a single enemy inside, it's literally just a series of """puzzles""" (actually just following wires to press buttons)
>After doing all the """"puzzles"""" you find a love note from some other Turian to his cloaca buddy

Nothing pissed me off more in this game than that, I mean, Bioware wants to tick off another diversity box? Fine, but at least give us some Turian soldiers killing shit instead of a series of button pushes
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>>384790062
I think they were trying to ape Joss Whedon at his absolute worst.
The constant quips without character are his style whenever he doesn't have anyone to tell him no
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>>384747218
was this game cancelled? I remember those threads and then it all suddenly stopped
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>>384793356
wait, are you asking if mass effect andromeda got cancelled?
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>>384747218
I miss Don't hug me I'm scared and No Man's Sky threads before normalfags caught on and ruined the joke. It was Sara's time to pass
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>colonization mission to another galaxy
>"yeah let's bring all these homosexuals and trannies why not :-)"
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>>384789167
I don't, actually, and I've been around since Bioware was only known for MDK. Is that a real ad?
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>>384794609
they were the most qualified for the job, just ike alien covenant :^)
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>>384794609
being gay didn't stop that one faggot that's also your engineer to impregnate his best friend
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>>384770653
>Favorite mission isn't Liam's

Liam was boring but his loyalty mission was genuinely funny
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>>384794951
Given the Pathfinder has to do almost everyone's job for them, that argument doesn't really hold up here
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>>384785980
We want games AND spectacular failures. Things like Tortanic and No Man's Sky and ME: Andromeda are the lifeblood of /v/ since they're so ubiquitously shitty - it doesn't matter what console you play, what age you are, what country you're from, everyone bands together to shit on the obviously awful game. It's the only time /v/ ever has a unified voice and shitflings at OTHER people instead of each other.
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>>384790583

Of course the customer is not always right, but you have to take into consideration the brand name for future games. If Bioware employees gets a reputation for insulting customers people will remember it. You may have already taken my money for this game, but you can fuck off for future purchases. When MEA came out, I knew immediately not to purchase it day one, and to wait and see. I got the impression that I was not their target audience anymore, which is fine - good luck to them.

Also, if you pull shit like take my money on a game, and then patch it into something I didn't buy you sure as hell I am going to remember it, and other people will remember it when your next game comes out. Just look at the shitshow surrounding the release of this game, and threads surrounding it. Bad buzz is not good and can kill a series if it does not sell.
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>>384795417
It's also one of the few occasions where you can tell someone to shut up
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>>384794609
>he still doesn't understand that the main goal of the arks was to dispose problematic people
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>>384796109
Not just that, but when a huge number of your customers all have a problem with what you've done, you should consider that maybe they have a point. It wasn't just one or two cranks who saw problems with ME3's ending; basically everyone who wasn't a reviewer did.
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>>384792545
>couldn't even console him with your human penis

What a waste.
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>>384796974
That would honestly be a good twist.
>Shit, the reapers are coming. We can't afford this dead weight, what do?
>Let's test this experimental tech with them as the guinea pigs.
>If it gets rid of that lisping krogan faggot, I'll call it a win
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>>384796974
>>384799484
So does that mean Andromeda is a galactic Australia now?
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I never watched dragon ball z and I want to get into it, is there a streaming site I can use to watch it? I literally can't find any that works
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>>384758960

Don't kid yourself. DA:O too was overrated trash.
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What if we give control of animations to a team of brazilian monkeys?
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>>384799991
No, because the convicts had skills required to survive.
Everyone in the Andromeda Initiative outside Ryder was evidently given a lobotomy
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>>384775563
Your expectations for /v/ not being filled with spastic manchildren who will shit on the MMO for not being a repeat of KoToR are too high.
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>>384747304
>they expected to make a trilogy
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>>384766585
>>384767446
This "Hurrdurr it was sjw" shit is embarresing, fuck off /pol/.

>>384763817
They hammered out the entire game within one year after shitcanning most of it, and they handed the game over to some shitskin third party studio with a really shitty history (Which made them cheap) to do all the animations and cutscenes.

The only part of the game that was really even made by Bioware were the assets and the combat system.
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>>384775563
>>384801118
>more people that don't get Opportunity cost
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