Splatoon 2

I don't get this game at all. What am I supposed to do?

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Pssst, hey kid,

ʷᵒᵒᵐʸ

>>384744857
did you like ignore everything about the tutorial

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>>384744864
how do small text

the first 5 minutes of the game tell you

>>384744857
>>384744968

HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EVEN MANAGE TO GET LESS THAN 500 POINTS YOU LITERALLY PRESS THE BUTTON AND YOU GET THOSE POINTS

>>384744857
Shoot the walls to boost your team's side, no one else will do it since they'll be distracted by other things.

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>both maps in rotation suck
>have to wait two hours to have fun again

>>384745138
they're trying to learn the game, anon

don't be mean :^)

>>384745156
Different modes have different maps.
You could switch to regular or switch to rank, or even do salmon.

This is frustrating as hell WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? I fought a toast boss? What is in this game?

>>384745156
muh split playerbase

>>384745296
>play round
>50% chance of doing the same map again

ROTATIONS WERE A MISTAKE

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squibs

>tfw play my Switch at work but no reliable wifi because I'm in a concrete bunker.
Fuck it all.

>>384745350
>want to do different map
>back out
>change mode
whoaaa

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Thank you based God.

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comfy music for the thread -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKS7yidG62M&list=PLUBB47kO9KSJqcYOZYQSzjx4QWof7C5M9&index=12

So whats the point of ranked besides self e-peen?

>>384745425
>it's the same maps

>>384745425
I don't like ranked so turf war is the only mode i can play

stop defending bad decisions. it doesn't mean the game sucks, it just means they made a retarded ass-backwards choice

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>>384745273
>toast boss
That's just the beginning

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Really makes you think...

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What are they doing?

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So what do the adult Squibs look like?

Its all squid kids in Splatoon right?

matchmaking in both mk8dx and arms took longer than usual today, I blame you splatfags

Should I splatoon? It seems like it will get boring, which I know is rich coming from someone who still plays arms

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>>384745564
Hmmmmmmmm......

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>>384745613
this is an adult squid

>>384745510
That music was so damn good.

>>384745613

Where are all the parents in anime? On a business trip to america or some shit

why does everybody meme the bucket
it doesn't seem that good unless your dropping your hot sticky load from above

>>384745156
Cry moar faggot

Is is fun?

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>>384745613

>>384745782

>a weapon isn't good unless you know how to use it

Try not to get too deep there, kierkegaard.

>>384745826
jesus christ how horrifying

>>384744954
I'm gonna need some sauce for this, anon.

>>384744667
>short hair
Cute as h*ck

>tfw no switch

>>384745826
Did DJ Octavio lose the ability to take on a humanoid form at some point?

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>>384745564
DAMN NINTENDO IS SAVAGE;

Can someone explain how it's possible for someone to have less than 250 points when they aren't afk

>>384745564
A squid-shaped phone would be really inconvenient.

>>384745793
It has a really good hit sound effect so of course

>>384745156
Better than four hours which is what you had to wait on the first one.

What's the tickrate of the actual game?
Not going to get it if it is anything lower than 60

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>>384744667
Is that a bob cut?

>>384745156
This wouldn't be such a problem if there weren't so many shitty maps and half the modes in the game weren't boring shit.
Who the fuck actually likes Splat Zones or Turf War? Or Moray Towers for that matter.

>>384746118
Like 10 dude, it's a joke game, you're not supposed to play it seriously

>>384745993
>3 year old cousin wants to play bibeo bame
>tell him to fuck off
>aunt yells at you and tells you to give him the controller
>groan and go jack off or something

>>384745993
Bad sniper or is a literal child desu

>>384745246
I wish all modes were available in both ranked and casual, and you could vote on them or something. Having casual mode be Turf War only is a bummer because it gets boring, but ranked mode makes my blood pressure spike.

>>384745215
i think the online mode shoud be blocked until you complete the singleplayer mode desu

>>384746285

>get your 2-star ass over to the splat zone
>YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?

>>384746323
ARMS kind of did that by locking ranked until you finished level 4 grand prix and people hated that.

>>384746323
Dont you need to be lvl 10 to get into ranked??

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>>384746256
>Splat Zones on Towers/Kelp Dome/Underpass

>>384745696
Bruh.

>>384746407
yeah, but turf war is just as bad because of children that take 2 weeks to get to level 10.

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>>384745957
>>384746169
short haired squibs a cute

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>>384744667
>being a pedophile is just okay now on /v/

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How do I ask her in for her hand in marriage?

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>>384744667
>The Experimentorium level

i hate it and I didn't find the metal fish thing
do I need them?

how do squids cut their hair

>>384746489
But most of /v/ is sony friends and you dont count as a sexual offender while being underage

>>384746401
I think that was smart, they just made level 4 too hard, or rather, too bullshit. They patched it a few weeks ago though, it's fine now

>>384746489
where do you think you are

>>384746534
Is she a member of the Inkuza?

>>384746401
lets people who know how to play actually play

the singleplayer mode for splatoon 2 is easy as shit as well, so the requirements wouldnt be too high to play splatoon

>>384746557
with scissors.

squids can regrow their tentacles

>>384745696
I'm playing splatoon for the first time tonight, does this game have actual lore? What are these?

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>>384746605

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Beware the bucket

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>>384746370

>>384745606
Fishing.

>>384746695
they don't do shit, you basically collect them for brownie points

i think you get a new weapon or something though, never got all them in the first one

>>384745696

Shieeeeet.

>>384746256
>hating on splat zones

Literally the easiest way to spot a shitter since the rank mode is more splat oriented and gimmick weapons don't have any effect. My only gripe is that rollers are very effective on sz but that makes it more fun.

>>384745564
It's actually cute when squids do it.

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>>384746695
>does this game have actual lore
Oh boy are you in for a ride.

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I FUCKING LOVE SQUIDS

>>384745156
git fucking gud. Jesus /v/'s casual.

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>>384746480
>red eyes
Cute!

>>384746263
>not moan and jack off on him
fag

how do I do the story mode

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>>384746757
*Ocelot spinning intensified*

N-ZAP '83 WITH POINT SENSORS AND BALLER FUCKING WHEN

>>384746868
Rollers aren't effective once people git gud. They're a low skill ceiling weapon. I play brush

>>384746209
Thanks fampai

>>384746429
>sz on dome and warehouse

Easy s+ desu underpass and towers are a little lame though.

>shipment delayed until at least Wednesday

Fuck, the one time Amazon delays sending out something, it would be this.

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>>384746884
>inklings pulled a rape of Nanking

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Gotta love playing with squibs. Mr. President I'm tired of all this winning.

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>>384747118
>666p
did you sell your soul to satan for these wins?

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>>384746695
>>384747117
>he doesn't know about the Great Turf War that drove the Octarians underground

It's kind of disgusting how seriously some of you take this game for literal children. Wanna know why map rotations are every two hours? Because you're supposed to play a round or two and stop for a while.

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>>384747117
The Octolings got their own back

Mostly with Callie. The rage and humiliation of a hundred thousand raped octopuses focused on one squid.

>>384747118
>Being sub 1k ever
What the fuck

>>384746979
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>>384746979


pls respond

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>>384747269
kek

How often does shop stock rotate?

>1000p turf inked has no exp bonus
The fuck?

>>384746534
Stop posting art that depicts Marie indecently and hit s+ with charger

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>tfw now joycons or pro controller available

>>384744954
Say small words.

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I love this bucket

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>>384747372
go into the pipe

Can someone please explain to me how gear works in this game? im seeing level 1's with 3 slotted items and im level 8 and i can only see gear with one slot available to purchase?

also can you only play with friends by joining them in a game? and even when you join you are guaranteed to be on the same team?

>>384747372
Go to the sewer where Callie was at.

>>384746534
>Marie
>back tat

MUH DICK

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>>384744954
Whisper with your keyboard.

Was gonna buy this game
No split screen
Dropped

>Was doing well earlier in the day
>Winning almost every match.
>Suddenly start to get team members that were dumber then bricks.
>Every other game either had someone that did 0, stood on the spawn every time, treated it like call of duty, or was baby mode and was getting next to nothing.
>Was still getting either 1st or 2nd on my team on almost every round.

Jesus, and I was hoping the paywall would help weed out people. Bleh...At least I got a decent amount of time in and hit lv 10.

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>>384747452
I got the same today too. The game, grip, short hair Bayo, but instead of squids I got both Clouds. Good shit nigga.

Playable Octopussy when

Anyone wanna make a team?

>>384747623
paywall's not up yet. once nintendo pass is up the kids who couldn't get their parents to pay will be weeded out. one good thing to come out of paid online.

>>384747623
Just hit level 11 myself. Probably gonna call it a day. It was the opposite for me though. Early one I was getting several matches with people dropping out, but as the day went on the matches were solid.

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>>384747607
>split screen

If this was 2001 I would be with you but nah nigga.

>>384747746
I do. How though? I'm lvl 8 atm.

>>384746979

From the hub, follow Marie into the sewer grate, she'll squid into it when you get near her

>>384747789
>If this was 2001 I would be with you but nah nigga.
It's included in MK8.

Does 2 improve on the first one? I wanted to like it so badly but I dropped it after about 20 hours.

>>384747062
You don't know what you're talking about. Roller fills a special niche that is really effective when done right. Since sz has people grouped up near or on the zones rollers really shine the same can be said for blasters and tc. Roller has a very high skill ceiling and is a "shutdown" weapon so it still sees play in all modes. It's biggest weakness is how defenseless it is when inking even a simple flick is a HUGE commitment so a roller on a bad team is useless.

Is there a discord to organize premades, or are you guys pubbing?

>>384747607
Wait there's no splitscreen? Even offline?

Where's the Splatling love

>>384747927

https://discord.gg/4S4vZQ

Be warned that most of the players here competed against japs in splatoon 1

>>384745901
https://box.hentai.ms/hentai-manga/22_18_Splatoon_Hero-Kikiippatsu-The-Heros-Critical-Moment/06&o=1500694316

>>384747262

Yeah, but this is /v/. Every game console has some line like "you should play for 2-3 hours at most and take a break" in its instruction manual

>>384747943
heavy splatling has a shit set and mini is at like level 23 or something

How do I unlock the school uniform for my girl squid? I care for nothing else other than unlocking it the fastest.

>>384747562
>>384747573
Thanks guys

>>384747605
ʷᵒʳᵏᵉᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵉ

>>384747803
Add each other and join one of our lobbies in the friend lobby when we're friends. My FC is 5658-9787-6665

>>384745273
Are you being dense on purpose?

You can play online against other people on teams

You can play with a team against waves of enemies

You can play by yourself in the single player campaign

>>384747262
>how seriously some of you take this game for literal children
so should children take games meant for 18+ serious too?

>>384747607
>>384747934
Are you shitting me? You need 2 switches in the same room to play with someone else?

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>Jeep ranking last on my team because I am perpetually distracted by my raging boner when seeing wet squid kids in short shorts

Help

>>384748023
Is the special that bad? I don't have the game myself, but I remember sprinkler being useful enough with the Remix.

new gear in 25 minutes I hope you leveled up enough to get at least 1 3 star piece to appear in the shop

>>384747076
you better be thankful. I got blocked for 15 minutes because of that

>>384748019
watch out, dude. delete that shit. mods have a stick up their ass today

>>384745156
welcome to my pain 2 years ago. they didn't improve that or being able to change gear without backing out.

>>384744857
Shoot forward to make a path
Swim into that path
Repeat until you reach the middle
Shoot the enemy team, shoot the ground if they're not around
Repeat until you reach a chokepoint adjacent to their spawn

>>384748226
the stingray is worse than not having a special at all. You can't cancel out of it so you just end up getting fucked and you it does so little damage and turns so slowly it does nothing to the enemy.

>>384748202
The answer is suicide.

>>384748026
amiibo only

>>384748305
those were literally my two biggest gripes with splatoon 1

>>384748026
Scan an inkling girl amiibo after hitting level 7 for the top. There's ways to fake amiibos if you're desperate.

Anyone jump in rank yet?

>>384748202
Have you tried chemical castration you disgusting freak?

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>>384746695

>>384746971
I cum on cat it hiss at penis

cute
boi
squids

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Deepest lore.

>>384748440
the actual level doesn't matter it's based on how many games you have played since you scanned it last. I was only scanning the girl at first so when I finally scanned the boy I had to play a bunch more to unlock the other pieces even though I was level 10.

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>>384748520

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>>384745613

>So what do the adult Squibs look like?

I WANT TO PLAY AND USE MY SPLATOON 1 PROWNESS TO DESTROY CHILDREN
FUCKING STOCK MORE SWITCHES NINTENDO

>>384748564
>salmon
>in the ocean

>>384748520
Post em

>tfw I was a squid girl type of guy until I saw those shota doujins

Muh dik

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>>384745696

>>384748654
they can't. they're fighting with apple over parts production right now.

>>384748654
>tfw you get an erection when you imagine kids beating you at Splatoon.
:-*

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>>384748564
>Madai is a son of Japheth and one of the 16 grandsons of Noah in the Book of Genesis of the Hebrew Bible
>In Japan, Pagrus major (Red seavream) is known as madai
>they made a fucking biblical seafood pun

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>>384748520
>>384748735
>>384748641
This is a WOOMY thread

>>384747764
Not really... any dumb fuck can get $20 by doing chores or sucking their neighbor off or some shit

>>384748818

No pedophiles please.

>>384748641
>draw a girl
>it's a boy xD

Fuck this garbage can someone post some actual bois

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>final boss
>that fucking 2nd Phase and 3rd Phase music
>Sheldon's Request: Rainmaker
The final boss itself didn't surprise me at all, but I'm glad I didn't spoiler myself entirely.

>tfw poorfag without switch
i'll keep playing splatoon 1

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>>384748805
That's why japanese writers are better than in the west.

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>>384748818
Boys are also woomy

>>384748843
at least we're better than gay pedophiles

>>384748863
there's no way anyone is still online dud3

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WOOMY

>>384748863
Same situation, but I couldn't bring myself to play today. It seems too pointless.

>>384748343
>>384748480
The "pedophiles are worse than literal murderers" meme gets me everytime lmao

It's always by edgy grandpas too

>>384748202
You get used to it.

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>>384748654
>play 4 comfy games in a row where a destroy kiddies
>maps rotate and im sent back to the lobby
>join new game, all jap names
>sweatdrops.gif
>i get crushed

ha ha ha
its just like i remember

captcha is woomby!

>>384748913

What is it about children do you find attractive?

Best weapon sets in the game now

Slosher
Carbon Roller
N-Zap
Splattershot Pro
Tri Slosher
96 Gal
52 Gal
Mini Splatling

>>384748898
>>384749007
Cute!

>>384748891
Japanese """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" is awful.
Its all puns or someone shouting EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?????????? to a regular situation.

>>384748734
rudum?

anyone else's left stick a little wonky when connected to the joycon?

I have a day one neon and the thing is so fucking like fishy and it just sort of drifts a bit

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>>384748898
boys are NOT woomy

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>Mothership comes down to start stealing eggs
>I'm the only one shooting at it
>0 eggs timeout

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holy shit

>>384749047
that is not the body of a child, retard

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>>384749047
Their titties

>>384748202
I know what you mean, I put sandals on mine haha

>>384749090
>"EHHHHHH??! DON'T SAY SUCH WEIRD THINGS"

That is the extent of japanese """humor"""

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>>384749103
Boys ARE woomy

>>384749047
>that body
>squid like
>children

Made me reply

>>384749140

Are you shitting me?

>>384749142

Find an of age girl, anon.

>>384749059
>>Splattershot Pro
Why not normal Splattershot?
Inkjet is literally useless

Ow do I collect my Salmon Run rewards

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CANON
INKLING
UNDERWEAR

>have a switch
>no interest in a barebones online shooter

whatever shall I do

>>384748127
I'll add you

>>384749103
Boys can be woomy desu

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>>384749175
NO

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>>384749254
>"barebone online shooter"

>>384749239
splattershot pro has inkstorm not inkjet

>>384749221
Show me a child that has giant torpedo tits

>>384749142
Ah a man of culture

>>384749348
Literally 'OwO'

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>>384749308
YES

I want to play this game with my girlfriend, does it offer split screen?

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>>384749437
NOOOOOO

>>384749241
To the left of the store is a vendor.

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SW-0948-0670-3796
Making a Salmon run room for Go-getters, please respond

>Reading the sunken scrolls
>Turns out just like the Inklings, not all Octarians knew their leader was stealing zapfishes and trying to conquer inkopolis.
>They thought the final fight from Splatoon 1 was just a rad Concert
>It actually inspired marina to become a DJ

That's even more hilariously depressing for Octavio. In the end, he is the only one with a grudge.

>>384749437
Holy fuck this was good. Gonna read this again when I get home.

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>>384746763

>>384749437
Alright now we're getting too degenerate even for me

I gotta tap outta the thread

>>384746868
splat zones is THE shitter ranked mode
you just sit there and camp while you wait for a timer to go down, no strategy, no skill (thats why rollers are 'effective') and no fun

>>384748734
Don't salmon live in salt water then return to fresh water to lay eggs?
Or am I thinking of a totally different fish?

>>384749625
Did they add any more voice commands to 2? I want a new way to tell my teammates how much they suck besides spamming Booyah.

>>384749559
You can make rooms? I thought the Shoal was just for wireless play.

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>>384749535
Stop denying the truth

>when you have that 0p afk shitter / disconnection on your team and you still beat the other team
Feels nice

How long does it take for the hero weapons to show up in the shop after you clear all weapons with them?

>>384749613
shut the fuck up. Its just a video game with lighthearted lore, stop acting like its some dark souls level intricate history.

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>>384749706
woomys only

why does everyone always rush the middle and ignore the spawn in turf war? thats a large amount of turf ignored in favour of going for splats, which contributes nothing to the overall score.

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>>384749823
>3lighthearted lore3
>speak about death and war.

>>384749860
You can cover more of the spawn each time you die

It's better to go and get an early lead on the enemy team and push forward so they're forced to defend

>>384749704

They changed C'Mon to "this way" and when you're dead you have the option to say Ouch or Help depending on the mode.

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>>384749859
I concur

>>384749691
That is correct

>>384749523
I also would like to know this

>>384749705
You can make friend rooms during the event Salmon

>>384749676
This can't be the best you can come up with especially with the existence of a mode that you can literally blind fire the objective and dive with respawn gear.

It was fun to farm kills in tc but the suicide dive meta made it so after a few kills I would get swarmed and die riding the tower and slowly watch it go back to the middle.

>>384745986
its a metaphor for a man having lost his humanity

>>384749859
Post short haired woomys

Nevermind Salmon run is closed

>>384749932
I really, really like squid boys

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>>384749932
i ran out of squibs

>>384749885
its fags like you that end up ruining the fandom of a game or show by being so caught up in the lore and theories. Just play the game, enjoy the world and call it a day.

>>384749708
>beat team in a close, satisfying victory
>find out one of their members was afk
The WORST feeling

RIP Salmon Run 2017-2017
"It was the best mode in Splatoon 2"

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>>384750043
There's not a whole lot of good art yet

https://box.hentai.ms/hentai-manga/50_20_Splatoon_Ika-No-Gohan/046&o=1500695714
Can someone please explain this fucking ending?

>>384750001
good thing that's fixed now, squiddo
go back to your turf war but only 1/10th of the map matters mode and let the big boys play real ranked matches

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How many maps are there? Looking at the future rotations it seems like there's fuckall in terms of variety.

>>384749860
Splatting spreads ink. Splatting forces the enemy back to spawn where they cannot ink and hurt your team and splatting gives you tons of special charge. Do be that shitter staring at the floor ink and splat.

>>384747269
source boy

>>384750082
shit, when does it open again?

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>>384750104
Even filthy Octarian scum value boy squids

I declare victory

>>384749932
u da real mvp anon

>>384750213
I know, right? It seems like there's only six or so maps... There's no excuse for them to not have every map from splatoon 1 + new ones

>>384745986
Captain decapitated him. You're just fighting his head in the games.

Is there some way to check if I actually have a post up? I made one but have no idea if it actually went up at all.

>>384750193
It's over?

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>>384750292
I will never give up

>>384749823
I found it funny anon, calm your tits.

>>384745696
>those feet
unf

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>>384750043

>>384750301
Trying to remix splatoon 1 maps to make them not shit, like moray towers?

>>384750291
Two hours

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>>384748957
>ruin child's entire life by sexually abusing them and they have to live with it
>ruin somebody's entire life by killing them
really activates those almonds

>>384749860
Get a little bit on your way to the midddle

Die, get a little bit more, and repeat

This is the most efficient way to splat turf and remain aggressive

Only splat your spawn if you just died and it's the last few seconds

>>384749994
I assumed that option was only with people of your friend list rather than make a room with a code since its nintendo.

>>384749047
what is it about retardation that finds you attractive?

>>384744857
masturbate to underage squid-girls until your dick fall off

>>384750373
ok you're still a fag tho

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>>384750368
You struggle against the inevitable

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Double Woomy

>>384750301
>>384750213
There are plenty more maps in the game's files. The devs are probably saving them for weekly updates. Last time they were very careful about easing the players into a larger amount of maps.

>>384750495
what if i don't have a dick?

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>>384750531
I will never die

>>384750563
i don't understand the logic behind this

>>384750570
kill yourself eunuch

>>384750570
then you've already succeeded

do you unlock weapons for multiplayer by playing single player this time?

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>>384745564

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>>384750657
You are a failure of nature

you can't reproduce with a boy

NO SPLIT SCREEN MULTIPLAYER IN SPLATOON 2

>>384744667
Anyone else have an issue where there's no sound effect for hitting or being hit? I never knew how important that was until I lost it.

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>>384750724
heh

>>384750440
Being a pedo doesn't make you a child molester tho

They are completely different and normies can't seem to distinguish the two because everything is black and white to them

>inb4 you can't control your urges

I'm sure there are plenty of pedos out there who wouldn't hurt a fly

Kill yourself

>>384750210
Kek okay like I said someone who dislikes sz is easily defined as a shitter.

>1/10 of the map matters
>when having map control is extremely important so you can push to the sz and quickly move between 2p sz map
>when splatting is extremely important since you can contest with more people alive on point
>when the mode is on a timer so every death is very punishing
>when the mode favors KOs so holding the point and being alive is key
>when it's the only mode where inking is just as important as the objective making tons of weapons viable

Cmon

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Did you get your weaponfu back?

>>384750724
nice

>>384750650
so what do i do with the game now? throw it in the bin?

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>>384748520
My Squid

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>>384750745
We have transcended nature and the tyranny of biology

>>384750776
yeah splatoon 1 didn't even have split screen either

>>384750883
This is a good squid.

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>>384750898
YOU WISH

>>384750456
You can make a room with friends and then invite randoms

>>384750852
>splat-o-matic at level 25
Just

>>384750675
Just the hero skin weapons which are just recolors

>>384750840
>map control
sitting there and doing nothing
>splatting is extremely important
the same as every other mode
>when the mode is on a timer so every death is punishing
as opposed to the objective actually mattering instead of a timer counting down while you sit there and camp
>when the mode favors KOs so holding the point and being alive is key
wow it's like every other ranked mode
>when it's the only mode where inking is just as important as the objective making tons of weapons viable
only because the objective is to ink 1/10th of the map and then sit there and camp

but hey if you like shitter zone you can keep playing it, im sure you have lots of practice from playing turf war

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Coop mode is great. Seemed easy at first, but once you level up a couple times you get some insane pulse pounding rounds. Its a shame its not up 24/7, I want to keep playing right the fuck now.

Oh and FUCK those flying missile assholes.

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>>384748861
Yes

>>384744667
As someone who has never played splatoon and didnt own a wii or wiiu or gc, just wow. This switch is so fuggin comfy and splatoon is so unique with the motion controls and gameplay. Switch is really going to be a great system. Everyone I know is buying them. These will be the glory days of nintendo once again!

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>>384750984
I win

>>384751241
this but unironically

>>384749090
>>384749170
good thing this isn't humor

>>384751207
It's back in two hours. Go play some ranked

>>384751310
EHHHHH?!!! Don't say such strange things, anon! baka hentai!

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Do the idols not announce the stage changes anymore?

Sonybros and Microfaggots absolutely and irreperably BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeEJDRCdLOg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oezR_LHvkIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxeiNO_Wtvs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeEJDRCdLOg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmJPVzte-bA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swf7GmTfhB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8XEYwq3YN8

>>384751003
neat. gonna try next time salmon run opens.

>>384751404
keep it up anon, maybe someday they'll put EH's in world building

>>384751438
only once when you get in game

>>384751472
>literally whos

>>384751309
no irony here anon, this is a game changer. A console I can chill an drink for a while in front of my 55 inch samsung and surround sound, then go back to my computer and 40 inch tv in my room and continue the same game in my lap, fuggg. It's all the comfy from the 3ds i love but more

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>>384751472
>S-s-switch has no gaymes!
How can so many people be so wrong

>>384751518
EHHHHHH?! HONTO DESU KA?

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>>384747452
>>384747631
How did I do today bros?

>>384751472
I thought Squids transcended console rivalry.
Who would want to see Squids fail?

It's why everyone says BB is good.

>>384750203
I can't open it but if it's the one I think you are talking about they are in the rain.

>>384751472
>all literally who nintendo cocksucker youtubers
>literally posts gamexplain twice

what did anon mean by this?

>>384751574
Callie wasn't kidnapped then?

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>>384751594
>90k views each
>Literal who's
Keep damage controlling, while Nintendo keeps winning

>>384751228
Go on...

>>384751647
ok, how about, it has no games other than Splatoon that anyone gives a shit about to justify keeping it more than 1 year.

>>384751207
>tfw the lesser minions always mob you while you try to aim your bombs

>>384751664
Since Splatoon became a bigger franchsie than people expected. now its considered a threat.

>>384744667
serious question, why am I jumping through onion rings

>>384751663
>buying physical DLC
a fool and his money are soon parted

Squid boys are cute!

>>384751165
>camp
>No real argument but t-the other modes have it t-too when I'm trying to argue the amount of importance

I'll just leave you be and enjoy my "shitter zone" where I "camp" for kills. In a game where the main mode of movement reduces you to a ripple in a body of ink in a game mode where it's most effective to play agressively and not allow the team to get coverage so you can get the knockout.

Sarcasm aside I don't even think people camp sz after a- and they do the right thing and push up.

>>384750383
She is not dumb.

She is right, those shades look great on her

>>384750778
Anyone? I've reset the switch, gone through all the in game options, console settings, nothing helps.

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>You'll never spray Sharpie ink on their faces

>>384751841
>MK8D
>BOTW
>Snipperclips
>ARMS
>no games
Its time to give it up anon

>>384752067
in hindsight that style of smartphone design is kinda dangerous