Dream Daddy

i really wish i had a dad

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>>384737732
>brown daughter can actually be adopted
Huh I didn't know this

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Oh wait, I guess this does mean you raised your husband's daughter instead of wife's son

People paid money for this gay VN shit?

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>>384739019
piratebay.gif
My cute brown daughter just lost to some soon to be fat acceptance landwhale
disappointing

someone make DSP
I dont want to even install this garbo

>>384737732
I wish my dad wasn't dying.

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>dindu nuffing daddy vs aryan hunk daddy
Truly a tough choice

>>384740302
>Godspeed You! Black Coffee
Oh just fuck off

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>>384740409
>pick second thinking the black coffee is the optimal choice
>it's actually the one I picked
please don't

>>384740702
>teagan and sara
>good

lol no

>>384737667
Jesus christ that is some terrible fucking art. Your "create a dad's" artstyle looks nothing like the in-game art style and the anatomy is awful.

>>384737667
So is there actual porn in this and you get fucked by your daddy or is it all just dick tease?

>>384737959

> IMMEDIATELY GET BLACKED.

Wow.

>>384740702
it's literally dan talking

Brian is the only correct choice, faggots.

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>>384737667
>made by game grumps
>no nudity or porn
>ugly art
>will be played as a "joke" by streamers

just go to your local Dicks Sporting Goods and find a real daddy

>>384740268
Sorry to hear. Mine died in 1998 when I was in sixth grade. The pain will lessen over time, my friend. My advice is to spend as much time with him now as you can. Try and make any memories you haven't yet.

>>384741135
>Complains about the ugly art because his daddy beat him for being a queer whenever he tried to draw

kek

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>>384740950
I don't think there's porn, there are some lewd pictures pinup style only
There's the satanic cult ending though

>>384740859
Yeah it's really offputting
At least your dad only shows as a small portrait on the bottom left side of the screen instead of a full body image like the other characters

>>384741127
Too fat
Have you seen how fat his daughter is too
Will probably balloon to landwhale proportions during adolescence and become a tumblrina
I secretly want to fuck him


Anyways, a way better choice of daddy for my daddy dick to go after now I'm sure

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>>384741361
>satanic dadcult ending
Umm... What the fuck?

>>384737959
>can't fuck the daughter
this isn't like my japanese VNs at all

>>384741127
Him and Robert.

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Degeneracy!

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>BRO
>DUDE
>JOGGING WITH MY BABY STRAPPED ON
Disappointing.
Too bad he's the fittest daddy

I can't imagine anyone actually paid for a faggot simulator... right?

>>384742036
It's just a meme senpai! Just like buying the loli cat VN

>>384741806
What's up with the plant in the background? Looks like it's half in the wall.

>>384741806
>Jogging with a baby strapped to you
What kind of idiot thinks this is a good idea? Oh right, a member of the current generation who doesn't have kids and never plans on it.

So is the MC of this game a male or a female?

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>>384741557
>brown daughter is shown in the 5 minutes of the game to be
>lazy
>likes to break things
>didn't even get into college
>ART
I didn't raise this monster. Clearly she's in need of some tough love
How old is she anyway, if she's a high school senior then it's time to hit the streets
Into the trash she goes

>>384742352
Yeah she needs a tough dicking ya know

>>384742308
Male

> people calling the art ugly
you're all weebs, right?

>>384742352
>didn't even get into college

What? She looks like she's 12.

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>>384742407
>sleepover with 2 of her friends
>literally kicks me out of the house
Playing cocaine or dildo I'm sure

>>384742308
what do you think

>>384742545
Wtf, that's gay as fuck, lame. WHAT'S-THE-POINT I want a mother for these kids not a fucking 2nd dad.

>>384742671
ITS CALLED DREAM DADDY
ITS A DAD DATING SIM.

So where's the porn of the cute brown girl?

>>384742671
Go back to your waifu thread, breeder.

>>384742671
>that's gay as fuck
That's the point.

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>dream daddy
one dateable character is a mother with a strap on

More proof that /v/ is gay.

>>384742908
who? that sounds hot

>>384743084
hanzo

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>>384742352
>completely flat
>looks like a preteen
>college
woah this is just like one of my japanese animes

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>>384742671
>>384742908
>>384743084
COUGAR ALERT
COUGAR ALERT
I'M GAY, LADY, I DON'T WANT YOUR ROASTIE REEEEE
>a little drunk
SHE CAN'T EVEN CONSENT, CLEARLY IT'S A TRAP
WHAT DO

>>384737667
He's a tubby but tough man in his fifties who would be extremely disappointed if he found out I was shitposting about a gay daddy fucker vn.

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>>384740302
>people think die antwoord is pronounced dye antwurd

>>384740409
They reference Streetlight Manifesto too.
Say what you want about the game, but at least the devs have good taste in jams

>>384737667
>it's all just fade to black
>no actual gay sex
Fucking what's the point?

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B-b-u-t Robert-senpai we just met!

>>384737667
This game would be better if the daughter was the MC

Why is it that every western vn that gets remotely popular is incredibly short?

>>384744981
Your average westerner don't like to sink a lot of time into any ONE thing, they want a million short things to pump and dump.

That is the way of a Consumer culture.

>>384744981
Because you can't ride off just memes for 40 hours the normies and streamers wouldn't bother

Girls with daddy fetishes disgust me on a primal level

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>>384745318

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>die cis scum literally in the game
Also, oldfags get out *sigh*

>>384737667
When did this "Daddy" meme take off and who is responsible?

>>384740268
Ditto, anon

>>384745707
It's just another streamer bait VN thats quirky and weird. All the meme streamers are playing it because
>LOL I'M PLAYING A FAG GAME I'M SO WACKY RIGHT PRETEEN FANS

>>384741361
Drug dealer daddy is literally the only good one.

>>384745707

It's just SJW and streamer trash.

If you're actually gay, this sorta stuff is offensive as fuck.

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>>384737667
Like this

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>cougar milf is actually cucking her gay husband
What did they mean by this

>>384741645
He wasn't wrong.

>>384746286

>calling something SJW
>but also getting offended at it

I think you are the SJW here friendo

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>>384745893
Is Hatoful Boyfriend a meme vn? I unironically enjoyed it.

>>384746592
Yeah, but it's also good.

>>384746592
Hatoful Boyfriend was the original meme VN but it was before the streamer plague and it's good

>>384745396
The irony is palpable

>>384737667
So /v/ is more than happy to spend money on meme games, but buying Splatoon 2 or planning to buy Destiny 2 makes ME the retard. If you ever wonder why the indie scene is so full of garbage; this is it. It's you people.

>>384746768
Nobody cares nerdo

>>384746556

What's wrong with getting offended?

Having convictions is never a bad thing. Whining about it on social media and expecting the world to revolve around you is.

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doing my part

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So is this game just a gay dad sim or is there some girls that you can fuck too?

>>384746438
She looks like a man.

>>384746768
>spend money
lol

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>>384746768
>spend money
bruh

>>384746980
If by girl you mean milf with a strapon

I love how 70% of the anons posting here doesn't even play the game but took the time to actually post their disdain anyway

>>384747352
>actually playing meme games
>>>/twitch/

>>384747257
ahh
I'll take it

>>384747403
she's been posted already, search for cougar

>>384746438

>Mary and Joseph

Let me guess...they have a son and it is not his.

>>384747387
What isn't a "meme game" on /v/, literally everything is being called a meme.

>>384747352
Which was is what the people who made it intended. All publicity is good publicity.

There are tens of thousands of people that are being exposed to the game that never would have known it existed before. /v/ is essentially a source of free advertising. Just give em something to bitch about and they will say your game's name millions of times and plaster screens shots all over the front page.

You guys are a bunch of Goys.

>>384740702
>Teagan and Sara
>good post walking with a ghost

>>384747518
They have 4 kids together.

So where's the porn of the MILF and the daughter?

The only reason this game is even standing out is because it's one of the few western gay VN on the market in a sea of your usual normie harem ones.

>>384747676

Is one of them named Jesus by any chance?

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>>384741557
>>384747832
>not fucking the loli&shota creepy twins instead
Also Joseph confirmed for satanic cult leader
The girl twin is probably a succubus loli in disguise

>>384741806
>name is Craig
Of course
God I hate people named craig

>>384739019
It's one of the top selling games, the devs made more money from this shit then you probably will from anything in your life.

>>384747257
For real?
Do you see anything or is this just a tease?

http://imgur.com/a/B7jD3
album of the cult stuff

>>384741645
what does dingdong have against this game?

>>384748380
>http://imgur.com/a/B7jD3
>That detective
I could fuck that.

>>384748371
The goth one is a confirmed tranny

>>384748914
Which one is the goth one? And going which way? And again does the game actually show sex and nudity or is it just implied?

>>384748845
I think he becomes a little interested in you in the mined scripts(?) He mentions dads having to stick together or something, give me a call, etc
But I haven't scene screenshots of anyone actually doing this cult route so idk

>>384747676
You never see the youngest one though, unless he only shows up on the cult ending.

>>384748845
> White Christian is clearly behind an insane murder cult!!!

For fuck sake.

>>384746768
>Buying a babby game and a normie game
Woah, turns out you ARE the retard!

>>384749274
I'm not sure. Mary also says "This is my fifth" or something too? Joseph's route is weird

>>384746902
You are literally whining about it on social media and complaining that the tastes of other people are being appealed to instead of everything revolving around you.

>>384748380
>>384748845
>nebulously Christian demon cult
Boring and overplayed, but it's not like I should have expected anything novel from a cashgrab dating sim.

>>384749092
> can't tell which one is the goth one

You might be too retarded to play vns.

>>384749457
I never said anything about changing anything.

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>>384740302
>liking joseph

>>384749491
>>384749282
Woah. Looks like you made a horrible mistake here. You think I care and that I don't just want to jerk off to that detective shirtless covered in cum.

>>384749282
>>384749491
is it wrong I think it's the only moment a dad in this game seems sexy enough to give the game a try?

I mean, none of the dads seem interesting or attractive, but the demon cult shit sounds kind of cool

>>384749570
I haven't played it.
I'm not gonna. Just show me the trap and tell me if there's porn.

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>>384737667
I've already got a dad husbando.

Multiple even.

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BRIAN IS BEST DADDY

>>384749426
She does, at first I thought she meant that dealing with Joseph was like taking care of a kid, so she had 5 instead of just 4, but now I'm not sure anymore.
Honestly, is that supposed to be the game's true ending? Robert's tattoo seems to indicate that no matter what, the cult is real.

>>384749656
That I did. Please carry on.

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>>384749589
So you're whining just to whine?
Coming into a thread about a game you don't like and probably have no intention to play just to bitch and cry about "da ES JAY DUBUOOS behind everything I don't like!"
Do you want a medal for having an opinion?

>>384749881

No, I came to an internet message board to post messages.

You seem upset, maybe take some time to calm down before your next post.

Is this the kinda garbage you pc gamers play the most? Meme games? Jesus christ. I hope this fad dies off fucking fast.

>>384749786
I don't want to believe its canon, because its kinda ridiculously messed up. But yeah, Robert's tattoo symbol isnt only on Robert, it's in a couple more places.

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>>384750102
i havent been to /v/ in a while. i forgot how many master baiters and actual 12 year olds there are here

How the hell do I get the cult demon sacrifice ending

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>>384749639
demons are my fetish so I'm fine with joining a gay satanic daddy cult
Though I'd glady sacrifice Joseph's soul for an actual demon daddy, especially if it was a monstrous looking one

>>384750290
Only one person seemed to have unlocked it so far and he refuses to say how. All he said is that your profile on dadbook os important.

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>>384750057
>n-no YOU'RE the upset one for pointing out I came to a thread about a game I don't like just to be upset and whine about le sjw conspiracy
weeeew nice comeback kid

>>384750357
Demonfags need to be gassed. You guys are the bottom of the barrel in terms of the fag community. Ranking lower then even the most autistic of furfags.

>>384750290
It's what people are trying to find out. Some think there's a glitch preventing you from getting it, but some said they got it. But no one really has any proof of either.

>>384750357
same, i just figured most people would dislike him after The Reveal

>>384750290
currently, no one knows. theres one person who left vague shit on the steam forums on how to do it, they have all the achievements as proof, but i suspect they used that steam achievement program. i forgot the name, but it allowed you to give yourself achievements or take them away

>>384746286
No its not its hot
But i wanted porn

>>384750510

But the developers literally said that's who it's for?

>>384737667
you missed a great opportunity to make him look like DSP or Carl from ATHF

>>384750115
There's no other explanation for the tattoo, Robert doesn't mention it once on any of his routes, except for when you get to ask him at the bar. However, the cult ending seems to involve a dream sequence, so maybe not all of it is real.

>>384749783
>fat ginger

Lame

>>384737959
>>384738239
>Black father leaves you with his child
damn, even GG is racist

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>>384749729
Goth dad. When not hanging out in graveyards he spends his time reading Naruto slash fics. Seriously.

You do have the option of sleeping with certain characters but it's a fade to black type thing.

>>384741538
>"le white "religious" man is evil" meme

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>>384750843
an ideal man got some meat on his bones though

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>>384751223
that was the wrong pic but its weirdly accurate?

>>384741806
are they aware that you aren't suppose to shake a baby a lot? oh wait, this is a game made by straight childless people

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>>384751206
nevermind what race, kind of person or species was behind this, i'm more like baffled this is a thing at all.

>>384751223

>Obesity as ideal.

Nope, it is a sickness. Stop eating so much.

God tier:
>Demon dad
>Eyebrow dad

Good tier:
>Old dad
>Black hipster dad

Wtf is this for tumblr tier:
>Vampire dad

Ugly tier
>Mustache dad

G A R B A G E:
>Fat ginger dad

>>384750814
My guess at the moment is that the boat somehow sinks and you drown, then there's the lame and edgy cult sequence that turns out to be a dream and then you wake up just fine.
Honestly, I'm more curious about Amanda's bad ending that nobody has a clue about yet.

>>384751456

Eyebrow dad purely based on looks, Idc about personality that much but he is the hottest.

>>384741361
>There's the satanic cult ending though

They should have pulled a Hatoful Boyfriend and had this be a route in and of itself after getting all the endings.

>>384751206
Stop trying to make this an sjw thing, satanic demon cults are always done by white people. When It's black people It's some voodoo shit.

>>384751659
the problem is that is too predictable. Like "oh, look one is very religious, wonder if that means he is secretly psycho, yep, there is that twist , he is going some ritual shit going on"
Come on, man, just give me a reserved daddy that keeps some of his moral in touch

Explain how this isn't a meme game.

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>>384750760
Yet that's beside the point that you came here expressly to be all upset about a game you don't like and don't want to play and let everyone talking about and playing the game know how triggered you are about sjws?

>>384746592
I like how the narcoleptic pigeon turned out to be an even more of a colossal asshole than the fucking yandere serial killer.

Also pigeon dad dating sim when?

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>>384751456
>he doesnt appreciate a good bear

>>384751456
Of course overly excessive weight and especially extra fat around the stomach causes health issues but likewise, people with a little extra weight have better survival rates from disease and injury than underweight people that are paranoid of any fat like an anorexic teen girl.

>>384751919
All games are memes and you're a retard.

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>>384752037
Wouldn't that pretty much just be Kawara's dad? Sounds like a ploy by Isa.

>>384743849
I want to play solely to romance her now.

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>>384752536
shes a hoe anyways

anyways, was anyone else mad at the joseph route ending where he cucks you? not that i liked him that much, but he said he was done with mary then runs back to her s.mh

>>384747635

There really isn't anything as concise as meme game for some dumb fucking gimmicky bullshit game made almost entirely for lets plays and streams.

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>>384752523
The game would revolve around you trying to date Ryuuji while avoiding being brutally murdered by Isa.

>>384752759
Everybody was. It was kinda funny seeing people pissed thinking there was a bug stopping you from getting his good ending and then digging through the game files only to find a satanic cult. Maybe there is no good ending with him after all and serves you right for messing with married men

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>>384753015
thats how i felt originally. i didnt really like joseph, i just wanted to complete every route, but its just that he said he and mary were done with their unhappy marriage, fucked the MC in a somewhat heart warming scene on the boat, then ditched you for his wife. and in the bad ending, you're just a side bitch to him. it was just somewhat betraying, like i was led on 2bh
robert was right

>>384752161

If "bear" means "obese" then no. That shit is not healthy and the ginger thing? Just no. I'm not gay tho so I'm sure being fucking comically overweight maybe flies better idk have fun dying at 50.

>>384752183

I dont know if you've seen that ginger but he's not "a little extra weight" he is a heart attack on legs.

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>>384749783
>Tfw this is literally me, but not a fat fuck

>>384752759

I think its fitting. I mean a marriage is a marriage right? Til death do you part?

Not even touching SECRET END.

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>>384753202
I bet his mouth tastes like whiskey and cigarettes

>>384753456
I lost my shit on the third date when you and Mary look legitimately surprised that he took a fucking shower.

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>>384753334
well this youth minister is going to hell for lying then

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>>384737667

>>384743849
>get to this scene
>refuse her drink because muh respectan womans
>find out she's Joseph's husband
>really worried about implied cuckoldry if I gave her a drink earlier
>later become friends with Joseph because muh good christian moral values Joseph really reminds me of this one guy from my church and he's a real nice dude
>his wife gets angry at me for being a good completely heterosexual friend and thinks i'm trying to make a cuckquean out of her
?????
Are white ladies this bad in real life??

>>384745396
>people can't dress in punk or goth fashion anymore without being associated with the sjw crowd
Joke is, this kid sells you a gram of oregano

>>384753824

Its a meme game wtf are you on about "are white ladies this bad in real life" have you ever left your house?

>>384753824
I didn't get why she was so mad, she seemed pretty unapologetical about hitting on other men.

>>384750696
That was the only reason I played this game, and was very disappointed.

>>384754065
>posts black character
>asks if white women are as bad as this
I dunno f a m, you tell me. The part of LA where I live, there aren't that many white people.

>>384753824
Poo in da loo

>>384751921
> OTHER PEOPLE HAVE OPINIONS! I HATE THIS!!!!

Anon, don't come to a discussion board if you don't want discussion. Post on their steam form like a good sycophant.

>>384753824
women, in general, are this bad

>>384748845
Same. Replace one of the ugly dads like the vampire with that hunk

>>384752759
>but he said he was done with mary

Anon, that's what all cheating married men say.

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>>384754931
i wouldnt know, thats part of the reason im playing this game

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>want to romance Robert
>as soon as I get the chance I jump his bones
>message him later
>all three times we just have sex
>epilogue happens
>he tells me it was sex and nothing else
>game just fucking ends like that

>try to romance Joseph
>think I'm doing everything right
>epilogue comes and he tells me he still "loves" his whore wife
>"we'll always have margarita zone"

Even in video games no one wants me

you can be a transdad, just pretend your a sel-hating lesbian

>>384755487
Anon, I'm pretty sure this just means you have shitty taste in men

>>384755487
Don't sleep with someone the second you meet them and don't hit on married men, I guess.

>>384755487
those are the only two endings of that type, and the robert one can be avoided by just not fucking him on the first night

>>384755964
The other dads don't have bad endings?

>>384756028
You can get friendzoned by all the characters and you can even die in some endings.

>>384756028
>>384756120
only if you're an asshole to them, or you're somehow completely oblivious and pick practically all the bad choices, but anyone with common sense will get by.
if you do fuck up badly, you can always savescum

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>>384756120
>die
wot

>>384756316
I know, I got all the good endings except for Joseph, I was just curious about the bad endings.

>>384756476
I think those options can only happen during Craig, Brian, and Joseph's dates.

>>384756476
Yes, you can actually die in three of them. It's not very easy though.

>>384756476
you can attempt a backflip at a party and break your neck, you can slip when you're jumping off a waterfall, and i think you can fall off of a rollercoaster

>>384739360
link?

>>384756621
just look up dream daddy on the pirate bay
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/18172919/Dream_Daddy__A_Dad_Dating_Simulator

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>>384756613
Jesus, man

>>384756564
I'm cautious, but I believe you anon

>>384748653
It's "exploiting" the gay community because the devs say it's "progressive" but still trick people into thinking it's a joke game and streamer bait. He's completely right and it's really pathetic rather than offensive.

>>384756783

Everyone gets exploited thats just capitalism. Like theres been meme VN before.

>>384741135
who is this cum chum?

>get the game because of Brian who actually looks like a dad unlike all the other characters except maybe for the teacher
>top cunt with an insufferable personality
feels bad

>>384758089
finish his route and say that again

>>384758173
ok senpai

>>384741135
post more

>>384752161
I like muscular guys, I like muscular guys with some fat.

I don't like lardasses with no strength and only fat.

>>384758514
You are retarded, this is how majority of powerlifters look like.

About the secret ending Some dev tweeted saying there might be a glitch on the Walk Mary Home cutscene that seems to be happening twice to some people. Assuming the cutscene is important for that ending, that might be the glitch that's stopping people to get it. However, there is still that one fucker who got to unlock the achievement.

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>>384758514
I like all of the above (eye emoji)
but hes kind of a musclechub instead of being full-on fat. he has a landscaping job and its mentioned he does have some muscle

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>>384737667
lmao

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>>384741645
Dongle is smart sometimes.

>>384758778
>(eye emoji)
OVER THE LINE
I will have to kill (You) now newfriend
*teleports behind (You)*
*slice*
Psh, nothin personel kiddo
*tips fedora*
My job here is done

Homosexuality was a mistake.

>>384759819
Your parents think the same of you, but we're not making a fuss about it.

>parents divorce because dad is homosex
>marries a upper class type of dude
>their best friends are another gay couple
>few weeks ago dad had some hot gossip
>one of the gay friends is fucking a dude in his early 20s
>paid for vacation and super fucking expensive jacket and shit
>apparently not the first time he's cheated on his husband
>they got a kid together from the cheater's ex gf
>other dude won't separate for the child's sake
Girls are nothing but drama and so are guys.
Sex robots when?

Faggots

never ever

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>not playing the superior gay dating Sim, superhealthclub

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>>384748024
I want the loli twin

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>>384760798
I'm interested, give me the quick rundown

>>384760798
is there explicit sex scenes? :3c

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>>384761224
Dating sim where you are the boss of a gym.

>>384744071
That's how Ninja and Yolandi pronounce it. I was just as surprised.

>>384740702
You like Huey Lewis and the News?

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>>384761348
>You're actually the boss of a gym
Alright, i'm sold.

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>>384761348
Fuck you

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>>384761693
fuck you leather man

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>>384761782
>unlike Dream Daddy, there are sex scenes
Gonna need to drop my pants and deliver six hot loads

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I see these characters and all I can think of is this.

>>384748273
hey my name's craig

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>>384762035
This is what I see

>>384753824
>black
>dad
>generic

>>384762275
I mean, the beard and hair are very generic looking.
I've got a very normal face, easily recognizable.

>>384741645
I thought he was exaggerating, but after playing the game myself I gotta say he was right about everything.

>>384762204
Why couldn't they have an actual dilf like Reinhardt in the game.

>>384762462
all of them except damien are dilfs

外人はこういうので抜くのか……

>>384751456
I see the skeleton posters have come out

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>>384751456
DELETE THIS

>>384762698
そうです

>>384756720
Hey anon I'm probably retarded but I can't get the thing to run man, I set the directory right and the executable to Launcher.exe but that just makes it boot up more instances of launcher.exe over and over till I lag to hell and back

>>384740702
>tegan and sarah
>good lyrics
I WAS NINETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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I wish I was Ginger

>>384763968
By launcher, do you mean you hit play in the launcher and it just starts another instance, or...?
I've heard that the minimum requirement is for your OS to be 64 bit, if that has anything to do with this.
Beyond that, I dunno, I didn't pirate the game. Sorry pham

>>384761348
>Same face same body
lol no

>>384762204
>Joseph and Robert even have a rivalry in the game
So the blatant Reaperx76 insert wasn't a meme after all.

>>384737667

All I could think of was this:

https://youtu.be/1g_UHV42jOA

>>384764112
99% of gingers look like mutant freaks
Just dye your hair a believable shade of red and you're better off.
t. ginger

>>384764848
Better be Ginger than with Ash blonde hair.
IT looks grey in some situations and never look as beatiful as pale blond

>>384740702
Not only are they lesbians, but they're fucking sisters.
You can't get much more degenerate than that.

>>384759058
Did egoraptor really act like he made the game himself?

>>384746296
perfect

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>>384746296
Very nice

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I just wanted porn and memes from the characters, why did it have to end like this?

I feel like shit for saying this, but for once, /v/ was right.
This game is a big fucking joke at gays expense. Any good gay VN that doesn't pull a mass effect on me and it's not furry?

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>>384766279
Don't go for the fucking youth minister dummy, ended up going for the /mu/ bro and bonded together over our public anxiety and dead wives

>>384766279
>Any good gay VN that doesn't pull a mass effect on me...
Yea-
>and it's not furry?
Never mind

>>384766447
He seems nice, but I like Damien, Craig and Robert more. And dreadlocks are one of my deal breakers.
And I liked Joseph, until I realized both of his normal endings are shit, and that his secret ending, apparently THE canonical ending for the whole game ruined everything retrospectively.

If the cult stuff was only a joke ending, the foreshadowing would be brilliant, though a bit cliche the religious one is evil. But it isn't and that what saddens me.

>>384766813
>THE canonical ending for the whole game
What gives you that impression?

>literal shovelware created by none other than the fucking Game Grumps is unironically played and bump limited
>moreover, the game is for literal faggots

It's over. /v/ is fucking dead. Everybody talks about it, but this is it.

>bump limit for a cuck game made by Tumblr artists
Ishiggdyt

>all these assblasted heteros
kek

>>384766813
>cult ending is canonical
This thread's the first of anything I've heard of this, can somebody explain?

>>384768467
gg shitposting

>>384768517
what did he mean by this

>>384737667
>This game is on Steam
Congrats for being a greedy fuck Gabe.

>>384767983
https://castellohnos.tumblr.com/post/163266074433/dream-daddy-joseph-cult-ending-text-for-reference
Because of all the things that point out to the ending. The symbol of Joseph's cult is in Robert hands, and hidden in some places of Joseph's route and other dads route. It explains why there's so many single dads in the game and even mocks the concept. They're there because he manipulated the events, to feed of the frustation and pain of the dads. “A beautiful nightmare, wouldn’t you agree? All along you’ve been
living a dream, Daddy. Now it’s time to wake up.” he says at some point. There's a lot more of foreshadowing around in tumblr, if you're interested. The fact that so far dataminers haven't discovered another ending or something different, raise the possibilities that in fact, that is the true premise of the entire game.
If it turns out to be true, the shitstorm will be big.

>>384768740
So far I'm hoping they cut the content of put it in there to confuse dataminers, or even that the whole thing is fake. But it doesn't look like it will be. Hope to be proved wrong though.

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>>384739617
WOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>384737732
I really wish I didn't have a dad

>>384768946
Oh man, I didn't even notice the cult symbol on the shirt until just now.

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>>384768992
And this.

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>tfw no strongfat contractor daddy to build you a deck

>>384756783
We already exploited the differently abled community when 4chan created Katawa Shuojou.

And that started off as a joke then BECAME serious.

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>>384768740
>A beautiful nightmare, wouldn’t you agree? All along you’ve been living a dream, Daddy. Now it’s time to wake up.

That's awful.

>>384769725
Hold on here. I'm the stupid fag who posted
>>384768740 before time, didn't even read the rest of the link I posted. Really sorry about that, have no excuse. The ending it's still a bullshit, but for different reasons:
turns out the whole cult and demon stuff is an alucination after you nearly drowned because the yatch sank. Joseph has been stealing the church funds and it's on the run, leaving his kids and Mary behind. A detective flirts with you and tells you to forget everything. Some lines play with the idea that the ending was or not real.

>>384768740
There are some people saying the cult ending is just a Halloween DLC and the symbols on the game were just easter eggs for it.

>>384770179
I'd find that totally acceptable if the symbol wasn't literally tattooed on Robert. And it wasn't only there, but it was aknowledgeable by us and held a meaning. That sounds way too overkill for just an easter egg.
That also doesn't really explain Joseph's weird relationship to Robert that still remains kinda shady to me.
>>384770174
Again, that doesn't explain the hand tattoo or their relationship.

>>384770174
>Joseph has been stealing the church funds and it's on the run
That makes more sense for the Leaving the Margarita Zone achievement than a cult ending would.

>>384737667
I don't play tumblr trash.

>>384770427
If the cult stuff ends up being an easter egg instead of a joke route, I have an idea how they could keep the tatto and the strained relationship between Joseph and Robert. Apparently Joseph and Robert had some relationship before Joseph's marriage, while he was still with Mary. The hand tatto might be a representation of a boat steering wheel (Joseph has nautical motifs after all) Robert made for Joseph when they were happiy, and when he warns you about Joseph before sailing with him in his last date, he would warn about how he will dump you like a used sock after fucking you like he did with him, and not because he's a demon and the cult stuff.
I...I just don't know at this point.

>>384757106
More like trendy things get's expoited as fuck.

>>384771180
That makes sense actually, and I guess it adds on the fact that Robert won't want anything to do with you if you fuck right away, but I wonder if they'll address that fact on Joseph's true ending. Otherwise it would feel kind of incomplete.

>>384771553
I feel in general that the game is incomplete.

But if the devs decide to keep supporting the game adding new content, scenes and such, it would be an amazing game. Maybe add new dates after you become a couple, a good ending for Joseph or a redemption route in the case the corrupt stuff ends up being true, more alternatives scenes or endings and such.

Because regarding what anons on /v/ are saying, I like the game a lot. I like all the characters, I like the writing and the aesthetic. I just want the game to be more polished, because I know it can be so much better than it actually is.

>>384771938
I'd give my eyeteeth for more/better stuff for the character creator. The cartoony faces are fun but clash way too much with the rest of the characters.

>>384772192
Of course, that is also something they had to improve. Or at least, put more serious options, because the eyes are dumb.

>>384771938
I liked it too, I absolutely loved doing Robert's route, just thought it was way to short. Which is also part of the reason I would find pretty underwhelming to be left unansweared about his tattoo and overall relationship with Joseph, since it apparently plays a big role on his character.
I hope too they keep adding things, and fix the bug for Joseph's true ending and Amanda's bad one.

>>384772243
What bothered me the most were the lips, there were only two options where he didn't look like he was wearing lipstick and they were both pretty dumb.

>>384741127
I figured Brian would voice Brian but it's Barry wtf Brian isn't even one of the dads?! And they cucked out Ross probably because he sounds like a child.

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>>384768740
>it's all been a dream masterminded by one guy just to torment you and other single men
This is not my beautiful town, this is not my beautiful life

>>384737732
I wish I had a daddy.

>>384742308
Cis male or trans male.

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>>384744551
>He turned me down in the end, probably just because i asked about the hand tattoo

I-I THOUGHT IT WAS COOL TO ASK AB-B-BOUT HAND TATTOOS

>>384772583
Read the rest of the link and this >>384770174
It seems to be all an alucination. Let's just wait to see what happens.

>>384745396
>memes get less funny the more people do it

but they were never funny if they were memes

>>384772739
The dad tip said it wasn't polite, gonetron

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>>384772981
it reminded me of that after the fact that it already happened

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>>384737667
Don't need to build one. They already did it for me.

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>>384773201

>>384756783
Where has he said this?

>>384737667
why isn't this considered sexist by feminists?

>>384773560
Because they are too busy squeeing over cute gays.

Dream Mommy when? =[

>>384773554
Dingdong said it in a video that has been removed but Julian has the same opinion and posted this
http://yollgraveyard.tumblr.com/post/162960778784/okay-sorry-for-the-vaguepostsmore-so-yeah

>>384737667
Wanna meet that dad

>>384756783
>caring about what some SJW thinks
Gay friendly or not, the only important thing is that it's a shitty, linear game with shallow characters and no 2D BP to make up for it.

>>384773983
Doo-da-doo-doo

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>>384743849
>so are we doing this, or what?
Is that you, Otabek?

>>384750902
GG?

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>>384774428
>Somebody here has also watched Yuri on Ice

It thought this game was about teenage girl wanting some dad dick.

But its gay shit? cmon man

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>>384774562
Unfortunately.

>make dad dating game
>all the dads look like they're fit 25 year olds

What?

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>>384774708
>posting the witch
Even more refined taste
Though back on topic, don't know if its because I'm some dumb fag, but why the idea of an evil Joseph is starting to sound so appealing for me?

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>>384773983
Fuck, good job, hadn't thought of that until now

>>384774708
I like how they made all these cool side characters and then made the main characters as bland and annoying as possible. Will the shit wonders of BL anime never cease.

>>384774934
>, but why the idea of an evil Joseph is starting to sound so appealing for me?

Because without that angle it's just a boring overpriced dating sim.

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>>384775080
Maybe you're right.

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>>384774062
>he doesn't think like /po/ so he's a SJW

>>384737667
There's really something about Joseph that makes me want to destroy his anus, must be that perfect family facade he's trying to keep up.

Homos.

>>384775203
For 15 dollars they should have had a separate route about putting a stop to Joseph's cult bullshit. Like how Hatoful Boyfriend had the Hurtful Boyfriend route which basically worked as an epilogue along with expanding on all the characters in the game.

>>384775301
>hating on origami
It's a valid art form dude. Also, I'm saying he's an SJW because he sounds like one.
>Yeah, it's gay, but were there really enough gay people of color working on it for it to be unproblematic? I don't think they took packing fudge seriously enough.
Fuck off with that shit.