Splatoon 2

Woomy!

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Put your grasses on
Nothing will be wrong

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>>384730790
Woomy or Womb-y?

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>fighting a Splattershot Jr in a 1v1
>got 3 hits on him
>he attempts to activate Ink Armor to save himself
>kill him before it starts
NO MORE PANIC BUTTONS. YOUR LIVES ARE FORFEIT

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>>384730942
Loli squid maid or nothing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZXc39hT8t4

>>384730978
I figured this out the hard way and started actually trying to dodge instead of running straight in and getting a free kill

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>>384731039
reeeeeeeeee

womb-y > woomy

>>384731075
what the fuck? nintendo why?

squid kids should not have puffy vulva

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>>384730806
I wish I had 8 thirty inch long prehensile dicks so I could FUCK THAT SQUID.

Lads

Why do all the new specials suck?

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>>384731039
>>384731118
I wanna fuck the squid loli along with the squid mom as a squid boy.

>>384731075
i thought this game was for kids

>>384731221
because the specials in the first game were op

but i liked them that way

Is the carbon roller worth it? Seems better for covering ground but I might lose in a fight.

>>384731221
The Jetpack is fucking trash, tell you what

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>>384731157
>squid kids should not have puffy vulva
I'll kill you

>>384731221
you enjoyed the 1 shot fests in the first one?

>>384730582
Why are woomies so cute?

>>384731278
Rollers are awful at covering ground because of their ink efficiency. Carbon rollers are all about rolling up to enemy players and slapping their faces before they can react. It's a fast weapon, but not one that's good for turfing.

>Agent 4 loses the Hero Suit when close to death in single player and is left in her underwear for several seconds
Goddamn it, they know what they're doing.

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>>384730582
See you in voice chat bros

>>384730806
Callie is the cutest idiot.

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>>384731387
Because they are

>>384731339
the jetpack's only purpose seems to be getting me killed whenever i try to use it

do you guys think the snatch will ever be jailbroken for muh piracy?

>>384731221
Splashdown and Tentatek Missiles are both great. Armor is surprisingly strong, and effective if used well. Storm cloud is fun but not very effective. Jetpack is handy early on to get some fast kills.

Really the only one I really don't like is the Sting Ray, that one is just fucking useless

Ex-Nintendo skeptic here.

Bought a switch on a whim to play BotW. Fucking incredible game.

Played the free splatoon demo last weekend. Initially thought it looked like stupid kiddie shit but you fags kept making a big deal out of it so I played anyway because free demo.

Had so much fucking fun. That's the only thing I can say. FUN.

Knew I had to buy this game. It's stupid as fuck but I haven't had this much laffs online in ages.

What other Nintendo games should I get? Is Mario Kart good online too? Why did I ignore Nintendo for so long?

>>384731431
P-Pics

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>>384731451
AHAHAHAHA

I can't believe this is real

>>384731398
Really? I seem to be doing really well with the roller. Maybe I should try the paintbrush or bucket.

>>384731386
Absofuckinglutely.

It's a special weapon, not an extra sub, and it should be treated as such

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>preordered splatoon 2
>arrived today
>dont feel like playing right now

>>384731525
>Is Mario Kart good online too?
Yes

God Tier
Ink Armor

High Tier
Tenta Missiles

Mid Tier
Inkstorm
Bomb Launcher

Low Tier
Baller
Splashdown

10 Seconds Of Contributing Nothing Tier
Stingray

Literally Turning Yourself Into a Giant Target While Only Having Half The Range of a Splattershot Tier
Inkjet

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>>384730806
>visible panties coming out of the pants

This game may be for children, but my penis is enjoying this as well

holy shit the rollers are so fucking OP. *runs over you* nothing personal kid.

>>384731596
Nah man fuck that, a lot of shitters got carried by supers, I'm glad that shit's gone. There's nothing fun about losing a kill because some fuckboy has kraken up.

>>384731451

will meet you there
discord.gg/zMMfDS

>>384731451
i bought the adapter because i can use it for any other handheld and connect it to my computer so i can listen to podcasts or watch videos while playing without needing to have the speaker volume cranked to max just to hear shit

>dualies/splat jr fags dont go straight for the sting ray salmon
Fuck u

>>384731221
Because the ones in the first game were OP as fuck, especially Kraken and the shield. They've been balanced properly this time so they provide a tactical advantage as a reward instead of a get out of a sticky situation for free card

>>384730582
>Faggots
Can we stop using this word? It was never funny to begin with.

>>384731730
yeah but being able to kill four shitters in a row with kraken was worth it

I MISS THE OLD SPECIALS

Ok I'm bored now

>>384731725
JUST
SWIM
AWAY
NIGGA

Seriously though, when you play against better players, you'll notice they never run you over, unless it's really really easy

>>384731491
Either I get killed in mid air the first few seconds or I shoot the ground to cover turf, but it just gets recovered like 2 seconds later. And then it gives a fucking landing icon so if they push, I'm fucking dead

>>384731649
then why did you order it, cum fag

>>384731789
faggot is a very good word. It just rolls off the tongue

>>384731812

Savage.

>>384731845
I wanted to play it when I ordered it

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Technology.

>>384731525
Mario Kart 8 is one you should have, enjoy your salt though. Honestly the best games are easily Zelda and Splatoon.

Take it from Reggie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MlNWYyVdh0

>>384731451
Jesus fuck that looks annoying.

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>>384730582
AHH

I can't decide between short hair or long, original game, hair for my squid girl!

>>384731812
really movies the woomies

is Octobrush good? I just hit level 10

>Want to play Splatoon 2
>Baby won't go to sleep

What do bros

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>>384731948
go with short hair, it's kawaii as fuck

ALSO POST YOUR SQUIBS

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Shit is so A C E
C
E

>>384732023
smother it

>>384732023
give it up for adoption
abandon your family

>>384732023

Give it whiskey and sing Tom Waits tunes to it until it stumbles into the trash for a nap.

>>384731812
oh shit my sides that third pic is from that handholding instagram everyone obsessed about years back

>>384731451
>All this hassle just for fucking voice chat

I wouldn't even bother honestly, just pretend it doesn't have voice chat while playing.

>>384732023
Take care of the fucking baby and have no regrets faggot, you'll have years to play splatoon

>>384732023
I feel your dilema bro. The joys of being a parent.

They always fall asleep eventually.

>>384731812
>The egg yolk has a fucking squid shape
Fucking squids are so self obsessed.

>Ink armor has unlimited range for giving it to teammates
>after breaking the armor they are still invincible for a second afterwards

Once longer range weapons get ink armor the meta is going to become 4 armors.

>>384732034
How are you able to take pictures like that? They add a photo mode or something?

>>384732173
it's fucking useless

you can only voice chat with people you know anyways, so why not just use fucking discord or skype

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>>384732060
I'd get another controller just for that fresh design if it wasn't $70

>>384732279
>Not regretting having kids every day

I hear this sentiment a lot film people who've never had kids

>>384732309
you need an amiibo to unlock the photo mode

>>384731221
t. Kraken shitter

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Did Calliefags really deserve this?

>>384732387
More an ink missile guy, actually. These ones just don't feel as devastating

>>384732386
Fucking great, now I have to buy that shit tomorrow since I have a huge hard on for photo mode in games

Did anyone else notice how shoes with raised heels actually make your character taller?

>>384732023
you shouldn't have had a kid you faggot. We have enough mouth breathers on this planet already, we don't need any more. Especially not the spawn of some greasy /v/-browsing neckbeard

When do gear selections in the shops change, or do I have to buy them to get new options?

>>384731157
It's their ass cheeks as seen from the front.

>>384732421
They should have fought harder for their waifu.

>>384732353

70 bucks stopped hurting when I opened the box. Motherfucker is magnificent.

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Anyone on /v/ play together?

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>>384732471
It's worth it

get the orange inkling amiibo, it gives you the school girl costume

>>384732060
Shit posting aside, did they fix the dpad yet? I have a Day One pro controller which I had to send back because the dpad felt mooshy and crunchy.

>>384732421
full image please

>>384732421

Yes, they were lazy and failed to protect her smile in the last splatfest.

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>>384732521
Can you play with friends without the app?
The dumb shit is region locked and I can't download it.

>>384732485
Lol edge lard over here lads

>doing Grizz gives you no XP
Literally unplayable.

Also
>shooting an enemy
>they can just swim away
>I try to swim away after getting shot
>I'm stuck standing still

>>384732607
Discord. It's what everybody will use anyway.

>>384732607
Yes.

>>384732640
i'm not an edge-lord. over population is a real problem in the world.

>>384731221

Armor is really good. I don't like the Aerospray's special. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

>>384732672
I thought the app was needed to make a squad though.

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>>384732060

>>384732702
Lol yeah, bring it up on video game board anon good call. Go campaign cull off Africa if you want to solve the problem, edgy

>>384732491
There are new items in the shops every day.

>>384732521
Can't use the app cause my phone is old

Can't get random anons as much because I'm latinofag so it picks my latino ping first.

fuck everything.

>>384732752
it doesn't even matter if the aerospray special sucks, it's still the best gun in the game for inking turf, bar none. You can easily and consistently get 1500+ points every game, even if you lose

>>384732752
That the cleaners from the single player? Only use I've found is letting them loose along the corridors of moray towers

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>>384732569
That is the full image.

How do you pay for the food that gives double exp? It looks like it takes tickets or something and I have never seen how to get any tickets.

>>384732421
history is written by the victors

I hope reversible covers are a requirement for all switch games from now on.

How do I use splatnet? I have the app, but I don't see any way to access anything like that from it. Do you need to find something in the game? Is it not live yet?

>>384732946
There's some in single player

>>384732946
I found some tickets in the single player levels.

>>384732886
Gold one, maybe. The silver one a shit

>>384730942
Reminder that this kid is at least 14.

>>384733034
they're the exact same guns, just with different specials and subs

>>384733091
So? I was a horny bastard at 14

>>384732421
> brainwashed

I really like that idea...

>>384733096
Exactly

>>384733129
Nothing wrong with that.

Same.

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This is pretty cool, aside from the voice chat this app is great

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>>384733198
THE SILVER AEROSPRAY IS NOT SHITTTTTT

>>384731919
You gotta wonder about the chain of bullshit that led to this being Nintendo's voice chat "solution". I bet there was definitely some internal conflict about it.

>>384732328

Same anon you replied to, I wasn't even aware of THIS shit on top of that convoluted mess I replied to

https://www.destructoid.com/nintendo-switch-s-voice-chat-only-works-when-the-phone-screen-is-on-449966.phtml

Seriously

Someone actually approved this?

why

why didn't they just implement a mic on the Switch or the gamepads themselves

>>384733275
Who is this Octomom?

The easiest experience ticket to get in single player can be found after the first boss.

Enter the second zone and walk across it to the locked transporter to the third zone then turn right. It will be in a box on a grate on the side of a building.

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>>384733320
NINTENDO!

>>384733320
BRAVO NINTENDO
>>384733382
Can you just grind them?

>>384733312
Actually you can voice chat just fine with a phone and a pair or earphones.

The solution shown there is the complicated way the system wants you to handle game audio + headset.

I've just been using the app, a single headphone, and the TV audio

>>384733015
>>384733031
Thanks. Hadn't even looked in single player yet. Been trying to work my way to ranked the since I picked it up during my lunch break.

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>>384731451
>buy pic related
>plug it into phone
>skip shitty adapter all together

but to even talk to friends on Switch you have to add them to the app so discord is just as easy

>>384733486
no single player tickets are one time drops and in Salmon Run you can only get 2 per reset because after 1200 points it just keeps giving you duplicate shirts every 200 points.

>>384733320
It's almost certainly going to be unrecognizable by next year. It'll be updated to an insane degree, like Miitomo

Did someone ever lose at Salmon Run?

Seems like it is way too easy

>>384733682
the difficulty ramps up astronomically as you achieve higher ranks

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So do you HAVE to link a twitter or facebook to use the pseudo-miiverse? How does that work exactly if you do? Are all of your drawings also shared on them?

>>384733723

Oh okay, thank god

>>384733258
Buy up that 4-slot gear while you can so you can fucking stomp low levels.

>>384733682
once you reach around 160% bonus shit starts to get real. The boss horn never stops

>>384733758

Yes and yes.

I usually post them on my facebook wall and configure the post, so only I can see it.

>>384733682
>thought Salmon Run would be easy
>then came the fog, the glowflies, then the grillers

>>384731693
seriously, is the only point of stingray for MAXIMUM SNIPING ? its worthless for anything other than huge range

Where do I buy stuff I order off the app? It says the look for Murch but I have no idea who the fuck that is

>>384733897

W-what is all this?!

Hey, squids, here's a game for ya.

POLYWAR
Go from down to up.
A2RDD
RHWY5
WF3JN

>>384733938
He's to the right of the lobby door

>>384732663
Reply

>>384733895
Oh darn. I guess I could just make a twitter. You can set it to stop spamming your email, right? I remember I made a twitter way back when and it never stopped spamming my email at the time. Don't remember the password for it now, though. I wouldn't want it cluttering up my email again.

>>384732663
Grizz Co. ain't about exp. It's all about that money and exclusive gear. I raked in a cool 40k squidbucks after earning the super bonus.

>>384733938
He's the mini-Spyke on the opposite side of Judd

Mayo or Ketchup /a/?

>>384732769
holy shit can never unsee

>>384734104
You fucked up

does the voice chat work with random players? or do they have to be friends?

So what do you think about/expect from the upcoming Splatoon anime?

>>384734202
Have to be friends

>>384734202
Friends only

>>384734251
I expect nothing, and I don't care

it will be cute, but badly animated and cheaply made. the story will be nonsensical

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Ok I got a few questions

>How to I make text posts? You could do it for the demo, did they take that option away?

>What does liking someones picture do? Do they see how many likes they get? I have no idea how to check.

>What do the regular salmon eggs do? IS that your special xp for salmon run?

>I have been getting the same drawings all day, anyone else having this problem? I thought the inklines where supposed to reset after a couple of matches and if you restarted the game.

Imagine how chaotic a standard death mode/team death mode would be like in Splatoon.

>>384734251
A poor english dub

>>384734289
>tfw can't scream profamity at 7 year olds while they're playing in their living room

>>384732386

Ani Inkling amiibo works? i have all the originals ones but haven't try them yet.

>>384734354
I thought it had this mode? I'm still playing through SP

>>384734360
Wait, will it have spoken language or will it just be the normal gurgling?

>>384731812
>mocking social networks
nintendo really is doing something

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My squid boy is the cutest!

>>384734387
yeah, all the original ones still work

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>had to cancel my order because cash machine fucked up
>only able to order it again today
>won't get my copy until tomorrow now
God damn it
Did I miss anything for not playing day one

>>384734467
Without the whole shoot the floor to win feature.

The special bar fucking decreasing when you die is still the dumbest fucking idea.

>>384734538
your squid looks like a turbo fag

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>>384734538
>being a boy

>>384731701
Those aren't panties my friend. They're squid tan lines

>>384734467

It does not, all modes are objectives

>>384734570
>there should be no punishment for dying

get good, scrub

>>384734570
I like it, stops babbies dying and being forced to git gud to get the good shit

>>384731919
nah nothing like that
you are just projecting your insecurities

>>384734354
it would never work because some weapons are just objectively better at getting kills

>>384734562
Yeah you missed your chance to get ahead before the weekend where the servers will be overloaded.
Lets hope its not another Christmas with 3+ minute wait times to get into a match

why not call it spla2n

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>firing that final shot before the round ends

>>384734538

How progressive!

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>>384734538
SWEDEN YES

>>384734538
Squid
[spoilers] boy [/spoilers]
Pussy

>want to switch weapons after match
>forget and queue up for another
>can't back out once you start the search

It's the second game, and this is STILL a problem? What technical reason could they possibly give to justify this shit?

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>>384734538
my squid would beat you up

it's going to take SO LONG to reach level 30... FUCK

>>384734991
>tfw taken me 8 hours to get half way through level 5

how the fuck are people level 15+ already

Any tips for a beginner? I am using the tentatek splattershot. Is it a good weapon to roll with?

>>384733723

Okay I know what you mean, I just experienced hell

>>384733980
>he hasnt seen the UFO

So this game is just about cumming on more of the floor than everyone else?

how do you get those double xp tickets

>>384735125
shoot the walls for easy ink gains

>die one time
>enemy takes the zone and shuts us out for the entire game
I don't miss these days. Fuck solo queue and fuck Nintendo for locking away teams.

>>384735102
bonus exp tickets

>>384730582
How do they take their shirts off and on? That squid hair looks incredibly inconvenient.

Do you unlock anything for mp through singleplayer?

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OCTOZOOKA MASTER RACE

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>going to a local Smash4 tournament tomorrow
>placed 2nd there a couple months ago
>hoping to win and use the prize winnings to buy my copy of Splatoon 2

Wish me luck, anons.

>>384735218
Single player and salmon run

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Secret future DLC

>>384734605
I was always a girl in Splatoon 1 but the boys are cute enough in this one

>>384731451
>implying I ever wanted this

Silent splatoon is best splatoon for me

I wish this game had a kill cam like other shooters. It's so hard to learn

>>384735418
Yeah, you can find tickets on a bunch of the stages as secrets that give you EXP/cash bonuses. There's also some weapon reskins for completing every level with a single gun, and some gear you get for completing the game.

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>>384735205

You gotta ink your opponents because they can't ink your turf if they're dead.

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Anyone have the wall anon screencap?

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>>384732540
>

>glasses and masks arent seperate accessories to hats

for what purpose

>>384735627
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S ABOUT PAINTING THE FLOOR NOT ABOUT GETTING KILLS. FUCK HOLDING THE LINE AND PUSHING FORWARD BY KILLING THE TEAM. DON'T IMPLY I NEED TO HAVE SKILL.

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>>384731969

>>384735102
Wut? I am level 9, and I have been playing for like 5 and a half hours and taking a break currently, gonna try to hit 10 before I go to bed tonight.

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>salmon run
>at night
Send help

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>tfw no switch
>tfw splatoon on wii u is dead
feelsbad

>>384736061
splatoon 1 is not dead

>>384736103
It was dead a year ago.

>game is fun
>keep getting put on losing teams
It was like this last game. What is up with the matchmaking in these games?

>>384736158
except it's not

i literally played a few matches yesterday

>>384736271
Against japs.

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Do it for her and defeat the Japs.

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>>384732421
What did he mean by this?

>>384735102

Splat2n has this thing where if you keep winning with the same load out it gives you bonus xp.

>>384731812
Thank you based Treehouse. I actually love this commentary on how shallow social media has made folks

>>384736253
All those losing teams only share one constant

>>384735482
Good luck, anon. I know you can do it.

>>384735482
you a pac main?

>>384730806
did callie just do a jojo pose

>>384736454
>based Treehouse.

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>>384731812
Really squids my kids huh

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>>384736591
jojo fags leave

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>win with 95% coverage
>realize enemy team was probably comprised of 7 year old kids

Feels bad, dude.

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This was hilarious

Can I change my eye color?

>>384731221
The Jetpack can save you if you fall out the map.

when do you get salmon run

>>384736836
Level 4

>>384736836
level 4

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>>384736692
holy shit I legit chuckled

>>384736715
yes

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I haven't won yet.

FUK DIS GAEM

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>>384736583
Of course

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>>384736692
>only 10 million

LIES. FUCKING LIES!

>>384730806

>ugh what is this getup
>immediately changes into her old costume

too late faggot you can't undoujin yourself, 99% of callie porn will be OCTO'D state

>On a team with three Aerosprays
>Enemies have three Aerosprays
>Enemy team activates their specials all at once
>Over fifty curling bombs going out
Fug

Anyone else having issues with controls not responding in handheld mode? Keeps happening to me, in game controls stop working and my camera just perpetually spins around my Inkling. My controllers are still connected as I can access the home menu, but I literally have to restart the game. Also played in docked mode with pro controller for hours with no issues.

HELP

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>>384731221

you mean balanced

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>>384730582
Volleyball mode with zapfishes when?

>>384736401
this can't
>be real

>>384737235
Is the bomb spam special still in?

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>>384732023

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>>384732387
Be fair. I was a brush shitter. Kraken and Bubbler were all that weapon class had going for it.

Actually, here's a question: did they bother to buff Brush at all? Somehow it went the entirety of Splatoon 1 without getting any significant tweaks, I'm worried it'll be equally shit in 2.

>>384737281
Why can't it?

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>>384735674

>>384737246
Holy shit there's swimsuit outfits?

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>Salmon Run
>This game is easy as shit I thought it was supposed to be survival
>Difficulty increases as you rank up
>The first time I faced Grillers
>While holding the Roller

>>384731789
Don't like it? Then Reddit is around the block faggot

>>384737312
Yes, but it's not always the same bomb as your sub weapon. Each bomb type is its own separate special. For example, the Aerospray has Suction Bombs as a sub but Curling Bomb Rush as a special.

>>384737312

ye but it's slower

>>384737427
I've been playing octobrush since regular paintbrush isn't in the game for some retarded reason

It's definitely not terrible but it needs to consume way less ink

>>384737387
>throw baby

Does anyone here use motion controls? I can't seem to get used to it.

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>>384732505
>>384732580
>>384732957

>Thinking this wouldn't happen if she won

The whole point is that Marie actually... well... cared.
If people with godawful taste prevailed, the story would be changed simply so Callie's resulting powertrip leads to this all, instead.
Marie was always the one who was quite visually sad to see the upcoming end to Splatfest & possibly the Squid Sisters. Marie was the one who retained elements of her character from when they were just a comedy duo. Marie is the one who can't let go, and will fucking go through hell & back to protect what she loves.

>>384734538
Looks like a fuckboi, desu

>>384732421

>gets freed in 10 seconds
>remix sucks dick compared to original song

what a let down

>>384737447
Pretty sure it's what happens if take a lot of damage in singleplayer.

>>384737575
only shitters who swear blind that it's the only way to play.

>>384736692
Wait, did the street urchin seriously become a millionaire?

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What do I need to install for this?

>Marina smiles and waves if you stare at her
>Pearl gives you a death scowl

Truly the worst girl

>>384737447

no when you lose armor you are in your underpants, the loli runs around with skin-tight spats (different model than what you choose usually) and a tank top

>been playing all day
>just realized I haven't had a single disconnect

Anyone have any bro tips for getting good with the roller? I'm pretty shit with this game so I've decided to just focus on mastering one weapon class first.

>Roller
>Gud

It was trash in 1 and its trash here too

>>384737890
Work on the jump swing

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It feels like activating the Aerospray special at the end will extend the match to allow all your bombs to explode

>>384731812

Woah

Found a switch in town, bought spl2n since they didnt have zelda

Anything I should know before playing?

>>384738004
No match extension, it's just that grenades and any special weapon projectiles get to finish their time before the end.

People used to save Inkstrikes for the last second for this very reason.

>>384737750
Pearl is rough around the edges but well-meaning.
Marina is a two-faced bitch.

>>384730806
>those hips
>that tramp stamp
>those movements
>on a kid squid

w-what has nintendo become

>>384738110
Not really, it's a fairly easy game to understand
Just experiment with weapons and clothing and find something you want

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>>384738158
>Marina is genuinely worried about the Squid Sisters and attempts to organize a search party
>Pearl feigns concern to virtue signal but then quickly glosses over it and moves on, even cutting off Marina's attempt to mount a rescue
>according to anon Pearl is the nice one
Hmmm...

I learned today how badly the Switch does not want to accept a LAN. Do they just ship these things with fake USB ports? Even the official ethernet adapter fails.

>>384738110

nope
have fun

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How do I Octobrush? I'm really good at getting kills and not dying, but I have really low ink scores

>>384738356
More powerful than you could possibly imagine.

>>384730806
how can anyone hate her?

>Hate gyro-controls
>Apparently you really need them to be good because the basic controls are shit

>>384738515
Pearl is childishly naive and optimistic.
Marina insults her "friend" on-live television unprompted.

>>384738607
Focus less on killing people and more on painting

>>384737797
>>384737797

POST IT SQUIDDER

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Should I buy a Switch + Splatoon 2 for 380 bucks?

>>384738694
Shouldn't you be playing to the weapons strengths though? You'll never be able to ink as much turf with an octobrush than you will with an aerospray

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lol

>>384738736
If you want it.
>>384738793
Yes, and I'm not telling you to stop killing people entirely. But if you have bad ink scores, you might want to try painting a bit more.
Or hope for teammates willing to spend less time killing and more time painting

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>>384738676
the mental gymnastics pearl fags do to get through the day

>>384738801
>discord
lol

>>384738801
>babby's first turf war
i can't think of a single other game that is centered around a turf war using paint guns

>>384737976
Never played one because it was on the Wii U and fuck that noise. Roller seems like a situational weapon, it interests me because of that.

>>384730806

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_Um_xnSUYw

And here is the rest of the dialog.

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>Getting mega motion sickness
>Keep saying "Just one more match"
>mfw

>2 hours remaining to install the update

It's not fair

>>384738650
anything that isn't a keyboard and mouse is shit, gyro is the best you can do with a controller, git gud

>>384738941

you are aware that turf war doesn't specifically mean territory battle involving colors right? a fucking gang shooting up another in their territory classifies as turf war

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>>384730582
I never got to play the first and now I'm missing out on this one too.
When will this pain end?

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>mfw I can get the school girl outfit

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>>384732421

>check the lobby functionality for laughs
>only allows private match

What the fuck Nintendo?

OK how do I get gud? What is the best beginner weapon?

>>384739189
what level do you need to be to get the boots?

>>384739337
aerospray

>>384739273
Yup. No voice chat for squads or Salmon Run.

Why is the movement speed so slow?

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Thoughts on the final boss.

I dont have the game but I've seen it all.

Looks a lot easier/shorter than the first one.

Seriously seemed to be NO challenge/very much timing involved with the last rail grind bit.

Music was superior to the first though.

>>384739337
If you want to actually git gud: either splattershot
If you want to just get through the levels quickly with low effort: aerospray

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This game makes me dizzy when moving the camera up or down (with joystick). I guess it will go away in a while.

>>384739463
Are there sea puns?

Newbie here. Why can I squid jump sometimes but many others it doesn't let me?

I press the button and nothing happens.

What upgrades should i get first in single player? I kind of want a granade after losing theb8th kettle to a wall of armor niggers

>>384739391
>>384739482

Got any hot aerospray pointers? Just unlocked the thing funny enough.

>>384739463
I liked it because Sheldon & Marie are my favorite characters, and seeing them come in on that flying truck to save the day was adorable.

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>>384737797
I'm going to require someone posting the girl.

>>384739482
I just wanna get the fuck to level 10 so I can get out of this squib fest

>>384739569
There is the splatoon version of "fuck you", "splat you".

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I just want it to be 11 so I can get more rewards other than fucking shirts from salmon run

>>384736401
sauce?

>>384739643
Hold the trigger. That's about all it can do. Its range is shit, its damage is shit, and any other weapon is going to outslay you.

>>384739404

It's not even the voice chat, why can't I just join into a regular match with friends without having to hope to god they're in the ten second window between queueing and the room filling?

>>384739759
Then why would I use it if its god fucking awful?

You can briefly see a girl inkling's buttcrack if you jump around in the lobby switching from kid to squid.

>>384739704
No, anon. You should be taking this time to master your weapon. You will rarely get another chance to get good with it at higher levels. If you want to master the charger, this is the time.

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How do you guys deal with Salmon Run?
I assume it would be awesome with an actual squad, but do you guys just play with randoms?

Does it work out well?

>>384739835

Because it's the best weapon to cover turf.

>>384739835
You can paint really well if left uninterrupted for any amount of time. With no effort you can get 1000+ points a game consistently before win bonus.

>>384730806
>that tattoo

OCTOED

>>384737483
> Salmon Run is a peace of cake
> What the fuck is this glow fish shit
> OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

>>384739949
I would play with a squad if I had one. randoms only do well half the time

>>384739795
Can you use the app to do that?

>>384739875
no you little shit nugget I want my fucking octobrush

Can you put skirts on Inkling boys yet?

>>384739959
>>384739962

Alright fair enough, how the Hell would I fight with it though?

>>384739860
Going to need some screencaps there.

>>384740060
Get as close as you can to your enemy and pray.

>>384739570

You need to press A after you've spawned, I had the same issue during Splatfest.

>>384740036
just wear your tentacles up with the squid girl and pretend she's a guy

Should i get the curling bomb as my first upgrade?

How can I get a switch at its original price?