Do you name your weapons? Seen any interesting ones lately?

I named a very expensive rocket launcher before selling it but I've never named anything else.

>>384728854
"Mitt Romney election cannon"

I name them after quotes from the talmud

>>384728854
in heroes and generals my name is Ach.Hans.Run and my rifle is the lhurgoyf

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I painted the Superfan TS and named it "Foxy Grandpa". You could probably do that with the Mann Co. Cap too.

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Pro tip: don't name weapons on /v/ by using the post number system. Even if it's using a random thing directly integrated into 4chan, mods will delete it because it's "getposting" even though it technically isn't

I learned that the hard way

>>384728854
There was a crimson webb karambit named "Karambe" on the csgo trade thing whatever its called

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>>384731949
That's a shame, I really wanted to get /v/ to name more of my weapons.
This one's still a favorite of mine.

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Lots of people name their swords.

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>>384732234
I picked up a desc tag recently, so let's do this.

Taking spurdo-themed descriptions for my shotgun. No fucking post numbers because I got banned for that shit, pissed me off so fucking much

>>384728854
No but whenever I dominate some asshurt mainfag and he starts calling me out in chat, I put a desc tag on the weapon I killed him most with as a memento.
(i.e. Fag: fucking cunt I hope you die)

>>384732610
Oh fugg ammo all gon DDD:

I named my Direct Hit the Direct Miss (who hasn't?), and my Half-Zatoichi the "Low-Frequency Blade" because I was on a Demoknight kick for a while and I wanted an MGR:R theme.

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>>384732759
Not bad, I'll take it.

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

>>384728854
I named my headless horseman's head taker "the hash slinging slasher"

>>384728854
Give me ideas for a Strange Degreaser

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>>384733568
What are your plans gonna be for when THE NIGHT finally happens?
>Run around as Pyro (with just the Brigade Helm) and test out his new unlocks/changes
>Try out the new Mantreads
>Change avatar to something TF2-related
>Unbox a few cases maybe

>>384728854
I named a strange scottsman's skullcutter "how did I kill you with this"

I have almost 2k kills on it

>>384734237
Go ham with Pyro
Watch the new short
Shitpost on /v/ about when Heavy's update will be

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This kills the eternal Scunt

>it's a thinly veiled "check out my names" thread
Named my stock medigun Old Spice Odor Blocker Body Wash, desc is exactly what it should be.

>>384734624
>Using non-team colored paint
>Toque doesn't have matching paint
>Merc's Muffler
4/10

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>>384734950
Spending 1 key to paint the Toque isn't worth it, I'm currently trading up to get an unusual one (Sunbeams) , so non-painted one will have to do for now, Merc's Muffler is ebin and has team spirit footprints, so fug off, also team colored paints look like shit on these cosmetics

>>384735641
>unusual
Fucking hell just stop. It's bad enough your Heavy looks like the king of the friendlies, why seal the deal with a 200 key particle effect?

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>>384736174
Because the game's got stale as hell and the only think that gives me at least some bit of satisfaction is increasing my amount of virtual shekels and Double Donking as Demo

>>384736561
Shiny hats won't fill the void anon

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>>384728854
yeah

>getting back into the game after a while and want to use my favorite demo loadout
>random crits on the katana were removed
FUCKING WHY

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>>384728854
yeh

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How much my backpack worth /v/?

I've left the game years ago and donate all possible itens to my brother, now I want to sell the rest of them.

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>>384737798
Continuation...

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>>384737754

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>>384737941
still got a desc tag, probably gonna use it on a eyelander.

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Back when I played, yeah

>>384737798
>>384737908
Two keys at most

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>>384728854
Having a hard time naming my Medi Gun.
Hopefully you can read what those say.

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>cosmetics
>ever

>>384738253
WTF?! Only the HHH is being sold for 3 keys.

>>384738789
*Except for the non-tradable stuff. I think the UHHHH can be traded with Gift Wrap or something.

>>384738265
daily dose

I had a radiation shotgun in Fallout named "Chemo Session"

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>>384728854
There was a thread a few years back where somebody asked /v/ to name their heavy's fists and there were a few good names I've used
>festive fists
>bolshevik brofist
>the knuckle sandvich
>soviet shitslappers

pic related I came up with myself though

>>384728854
>>>384728854
>Give me ideas for a Strange Degreaser

I don't even combo

Just M1 people down and piss them off with it named that

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>>384732234
thats good

>>384737798
>>384737908
I'll give you bout tree fiddy

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R8

>>384740215
0/10

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I name all my stranges that I have some mileage with.

I named my medigun "if this text disappears, turn around".
It really has helped me.

>>384728854
What do I name my strange shotgun, guys? I bought it last week and it's already at a 1000.

>>384740352
>>384740437
My fucking nigga

>>384740465
How much do those cost nowadays?

>>384728854
I have a Natasha named Skill Cannon. from that short period of time it was op as fuck.

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>>384740437
>>384740352

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I'm kinda proud of this one

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>>384739725
Another name I want to use is Nvidia Heatsink fan

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>>384740465
Don't know. Here's mine.

>>384740618
An ordinary strange shotty is about 9 ref
Source: backpack.tf

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>>384732519

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For the Italians in the house

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>>384732519
yes

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Wasn't until after that I learned there was a strange pda. But that's like 10 keys so whatever.

>>384740891
I was confused for a second because I remembered it being much more, but I realized I was confusing it for the strange frying pan.
>6.35 keys
Nope

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>>384740927
Nice

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>those anime names

Get those sick degenerates bastards out of here Engineer!

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>>384741280
>Want a Strange Gunslinger
>17.5 keys

my epic

>>384728854
The only things I named are the eviction notice to "Tony's fists of fury" and the bear hat "Mark"

>>384729543
My Soldier's name is "Reich Here. Reich Now."

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Stand aside

>>384732519
Lot of cunts.

>>384732610
GID MEADSHOD :DDDDD

>>384742173
Man, I used to love Kanye. I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Kanye.

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>>384732519
Guilty.
And this was RIGHT BEFORE the big demoknight nerf, too.

>>384728854
when i was 14 i named my degreaser "the mobile holocaust"

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>>384731949
>the few times mods attempt to do their job and they go full retard
I swear, their credentials must be "moderated my friend's Roblox forum" and "been here all summer."

>>384734624
At least put a strange part scouts killed on it Pavel

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>>384743121
Uh, global rule 8 sweetie, enjoy your ban :^)

>>384732610
haha benis :---DD

>tfw can't into fashion
Spoonfeed me a cheap demo loadout

>>384741226
>not Chaos Zweihander +5
I know the fucker is here

>>384743282
Please don't mom said she'd ban me from the computer if I get banned on her 4chan account ;_;

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>>384728854

>>384740927
>>384741369

What do these mean? I mean I know Futanari is hermaphrodite.

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Almost all my weapons are named after songs. This is like, one of two or three that isn't. I also haven't played in years.

>>384744051
nakadashi= cum inside vagina

>>384744260
So Futanari creampie?

>>384744403
yea

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I'm so shitty at naming my stuff