what's the point?

>>384722515
I've already busted a nut to her and haven't spent a single cent, what the fuck are you on about?

ITT: we try to bait and we fail

>what's wrong with this world

you haven't killed yourself yet

>>384722603
My point is there's no reason to buy splatoon 2, its a waste of cash

>>384722670
ok, and?

I bought the switch for puyo puyo, splatoon is just an extra.

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>>384722515
>>384722670
please cry more, your tears are delicious

god I love buttdevastated fanboys

Shut up Sonynerd, this is Nintendo country.

>>384722515
Eh, why not? It's just a video game, after all.

No need to get all hot and bothered.

switch gets zelda
>ONLY ONE GAME!!!
switch gets mario kart
>ONLY ONE GAME!!!
switch gets arms
>ONLY ONE GAME!!
switch gets splatoon 2
>ONLY ONE GAME!!

how many ONLY ONE GAMEs does it take for people to realize that switch has games?

>>384722515
its for people who want to get into professional gaming. the competitive scene in splatoon is huge

>>384722939
It's because the switch has so little memory you can only download one game off the eshop at a time.

>>384722939
4 games is not worth getting a console for, its a poor library if i ever saw one

I don't give half a fuck about Splatoon or Spla2n but even with the heavy asset reuse if I liked that game I wouldn't give a shit about buying it because it does plenty to warrant a new game for the people who play it. It didn't need to be an overhaul or totally new experience, just more of the same but expanded with more content. That's fine. They added shit like rail grinding to add to the formula and keep it fresh without huge changes that change the fundamental gameplay.

>>384723103
>Splatoon
>pro gaming

Yeah I suppose the same way the little league is a real sports competition.

>>384722939
countless. because it's the only this they have in their lives. shitposting 24/7

>>384723227
>not watching the little league world series on espn every year

>>384723286
*thing

>People pour money just to bust a nut
>What is porn memberships, strip clubs, prostitutes, sex hotlines, and buying gifts for your online gf whose actually a guy

What has the world been for the last hundreds of years, what a disaster.

>>384723162
name another console that has a first year lineup as good as the switch then

>>384722939
>two games that most Nintendo fans can already play (and even pirate) on their Wii U, and now can even be emulated rather well
>one game that was pretty much universally panned
>one actual game

hmmmm

what's the point? Why are people shitposting on /v/ just because they wanna bust a nut to how pathetic their life is?

>>384722515
I never got to play Splatoon 1 because I never got a Wii U, splatfest was really fun though and the game has a good soundtrack

>>384723393
games on multiple nintendo systems don't count, but hey we got CRASH AND FINAL FANTASY 12 WOOOOO

>>384723386
You call a barage of crappy ports and the same old nintendo characters showing up to be a good lineup?

Oh wow what a surprise a zelda game and a mario game, how original.

the switch is gonna fail if its just a place where people get their jollies over mario and link because they still havent grown up from the late 80s.

>>384722670
>>384722515
Have you considered that some people might enjoy the game?

>>384722939
Let's be serious here. MK8D doesn't have any new content aside from a couple of characters and a shitty Battle Arena. I spent more than enough hours on MK8 to not give a fuck about Deluxe.

ARMS has no lasting value. It gets boring after a few days.

Splatoon 2 is obviously just Splatoon 1 again.

My Switch is just collecting dust.

what if i didnt buy the first one

>>384723386
PS2
Dreamcast
NES

dont get this game i did the tutorial and got to the first town and no gameplay to be found anywhere

>one year ago
>haha no one owns a wiiu
>wtf there is a person who owns a wiiu?
>wiiu is dead, literally dont know anyone with it

>now
>why would you buy x on the switch, just play the worse version on your wiiu
>wow switchtards buying games everyone already bought on the wiiu
>lol why should I buy a switch, already played all those shit games on my wiiu

>bought a switch last week
>have zelda and splatoon
>Mario Xcom, Mario Odyssey, and Xenoblade Chronicles 2 this year
>MK8, Bayo1+2, and W101 ports this year
>will get Metroid prime 4, fire emblem, and pokemon next year

Switch actually has plenty to play for a bit. What I am worried about is another fucking drought like they had with the wii u because 3rd parties dont seem to really fuck with the thing

>>384722939
Two more.

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>>384722939
Quite a lot, if the PS4 is anything to go by.

>>384722515
>Why are people
>people

They're paid shills, you retard. Do you actually think anyone on /v/ cares about this shitty game? Almost every game handled by a major publisher gets marketed on /v/ for weeks at a time.

It's far worse on social networking sites.

I want a singleplayer splatoon game desu

>>384722939
I think it's the same logic you use whenever someone brings up a massive list of PS4 games and you say "none of them count, you filthy sonybro."

Why doesn't the same thinking apply here?

>>384722515
>Why are people buying a game i don't like while they're busting a nut to an octopus?
because they can, you can judge but you can't force people to not buy the game.
>What's wrong with this world?
the world was and will always be retarded and there's literally nothing you can do. You just got to deal with it...

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Why did everyone jump on the shitpost Splatoon 2 train?

>>384724135
>everyone

>>384722939
>Implying everyone likes all those games.
For me, Splatoon 2 would be the first one worth getting.
Mario Rehash 8, never liked Zelda, and Arms looked stupid.

>>384723916
That lack of 3rd party games was the downfall of the Wii U and it will be the nail in the coffin of the Switch.

It might not even outsell the Wii U at this rate they cant even make enough of them for consumers to buy.

Lil timmy wants a switch, mom goes to buy one, theres none so she gives him an Xbox One or PS4 instead

Like they are just giving their competitors business at this point.

>>384724209
*almost everyone
>>384724246
>she gives him an Xbox One or PS4 instead
Lol a Ps4 maybe but defiantly not an Xbox one

>>384722515
>You'd buy a 60$ game plus 300$ tablet (with no other game to play really) for a dumb kids game you'll?

I may be an idiot for buying things I like, but at least i can finish a sentence

>>384724135
It's the latest exclusive release. Better shitpost while it's still hot for cool contrarian points.

>>384722939
>multiplat
>port
>shit
>sequel
wow

Imagine being such a baby console warrior faggot that you give a fuck what software justifies a console purchase to other people.

Do you guys think Nintendo would ever let games like GTA, CoD, and Assassin's Creed get released on the Switch? I feel they want third-party titles on the Switch, but those types of games might be too mature for what they want their audience to be.

>>384724441
They had COD on the Ds and Wii U

>>384724351
>defiantly

It's a good game, why is that hard to understand

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>>384723227
Pro gaming is like the special Olympics anyway m8

>>384724441
Nintendo Switch is for kiddies. If you're over the age of 14 you should not be caught dead with a nintendo console.

>>384724441
CoD and AC was on the WiiU

>>384724441
Those games would be perfect actually. contrary to popular opinion, GTA, COD, and Ass Creed are children's games because they go heavy on the realism and violence and sex, because that's what kids like. They don't want good gameplay, they just want to gloat how mature they are. This is why modern Nintendo fans love games like Bayonetta and Devil's Third and Zelda and all that mature gamer trash.

>>384722515
>OP learns that other people like different things and will pay actual money for things that OP doesn't like.

You got people pissing away several hundreds of dollars for tattoos, drugs, beer, whores, or stupid shit in general.

Nothing new.

>>384724487
>>384724568
Yeah, but those were only some of the CoD titles. There is no Advanced Warfare or Infinite Warfare on any Nintendo console. And I doubt Nintendo will let WWII or Assassin's Creed Origins release on the Switch.

>>384724713
those things are more useful than buying a switch, nintendo fans are retarded

>>384722515
Did you just edit some sort of BotW copy pasta? How many games does the console need in order for it to have no games? Do you even remember the PS3?

>>384724803
As of right now, the Ps3 technically has about 500+ games, exclusives and multiplats included. However, /v/ says it has zero games right now. So why would the Switch be different with an even smaller "technical" library of games?

>>384724803
PS3 had plenty of games dude, unlike the Switch which currently has like maybe two that arent shitty ports and they both suck.

>>384724569
I wish Rockstar would release GTA V on the Switch. Being able to play that game on the go would be awesome. And I'm sure the Switch can handle running GTA V.

>>384724441
https://youtu.be/Pn_qs4wGEpA

https://youtu.be/xwzvfiHRyfY

It's getting adultish visual novels, I guess it really depends on the third party companies if they want to port it over.

>>384724986
The downside is people will think you need a special helmet because only a tard would play their games outside or at a party like wtf just play your games at home like a grown up.

>>384724763
Those cod games sucked dick and you know it

>>384725064
Well, when I say "adult" games, I really mean the big ones like GTA, CoD, and Assassin's Creed, because those are the ones people always get excited for.
>>384725116
Why would playing a Switch outside matter? I saw a guy playing Zelda on his Switch the day the console launched.

>>384725365
We that's what everyone gets excited for

>>384725358
That isn't my point.

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>>384724135
Because MvCI is a flaming dumpster fire and Sonybros desperately need to distract from this fact.

>>384725365
That means he needs a helmet so the tard doesnt hurt himself since clearly he cant handle not playing his low tier video games for an hour

>>384725478
Are those games not what Nintendo wants on the Switch?

Are you suppose to hold onto it until you've "saved" enough or can you go whenever you want?

>>384722515
You tried your best op

>>384723827
They don't have to worry about third party support since Switch is the only handheld this gen and Japanese devs wanting to put out low budget games won't rely on the Vita moving forward.

>>384724246
Shortages didn't stop the Wii from being in the top 3 best selling consoles of all time.

>>384725882
meant for >>384724246

>>384722515
>bunch of new modes, a new campaign, more new weapon classes than there were weapon classes in the original, significant changes to old weapon classes, huge expansion to character customization
>your sequel is just a port. P-p-please pay attention to me
wew

>>384724910
Because you're comparing an 11 year old console to one that less than 5 months old.

Really this just shows that sony ponies are still butthurt over the PS3's early years and the no games meme so they try to project it on every other platform even when it's inaccurate.

>>384722515
im getting it because i actually like splatoon but the duo fucking ruins the game outside of the matches.

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>>384723898

Should I hold onto my Salmon Run "pay day" until I play more or cash in after every game?

>>384723692
You didn't answer his question.

>>384726351
it doesn't matter when you collect there's no extra bonus for holding them

>>384724414
Console wars are serious business.

Serious business, Anon.

>>384722515
>octopus

Same class, different order.

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>>384724041
>Do you actually think anyone on /v/ cares about this shitty game?

Of course they do you fucking retard. /v/ is fucking Nintendo central, every mainline first party game gets its dick sucked off here. How do you think "it's ok when Nintendo does it" became a meme? Next you'll tell me all those anons posting their shitty collection of amiibos are just paid shills too.

>>384722515
i never owned the original

>It's another "Sonyshit's being asspained" episode brought to you by NeoGAF and Sony Corp.

fucking hell this series needs to be canceled

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>>384724103
Why would it fucking apply anywhere, are people here 12? It's some shit you'd hear in middle school.

>>384723104
>32 gb
>splatoon 2 is 3.2 gb

>>384725882
You don't think they'll just stick to the 3DS or go mobile for the foreseeable future?

>>384722515
She IS a pretty sexy octopus, OP.

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>>384726514
not really. 90% of console wars on /v/ is ironic shitposting and autists getting triggered by ironic shitposting. the only people who seriously give a shit about console wars are neogaf and gaming journalists. we all moved on

>>384726226
>Because you're comparing an 11 year old console to one that less than 5 months old.
The point remains the same though. No amount of games on the Switch will make it a good purchase if 500+ games still doesn't justify a Ps3 years later.

>sony pony

The hell are you smoking?

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>>384722515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2eAFQlF8yM

No one played splatoon 1 because no one had a wii u, so it's technically a new game for most people.

>>384726805
3DS has no future. As soon as the Switch gets a mainline Pokemon game it'll be dead and buried.
Some jap devs will go mobile, but if any of them want to make a handheld game that isn't restricted by f2p mobile shenanigans and still costs less than making a console game, Switch will be their only viable option.

>>384726924
You're retarded if you think autists here actually don't take consolewars seriously.

>>384727094
>delicious brown
I really need to get back to drawing again

>>384722515
Video games are for kids anyway, so why not?

>>384722515
Anyone that plays shooters knows the game is shit and made for kids.
That being said, I do find it baffling that people are attracted to deformed squid girls. Must be fucking losers.

>>384722939
>All those shit games
As far as I'm concerned, its always been "no games"

>>384726983
Your point is undermined by the fact that the consoles you're comparing have been out for widely different amounts of time. "PS3 has no games" wasn't because it had less games than a console from 11 years before it. It was being compared to its direct competitor from the same generation.

It's blatantly obvious you're still butthurt by a decade old meme and are trying to project it on non-sony platforms where it doesnt even fit.

>>384727385
Try reading the whole post next time retard.

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>>384722515

>>384722939

>WiiU Port
>WiiU Port
>Shitty fighting game that came and went with no depth or content
>Essentially a WiiU port with even less content than the first

but i have a switch and not a wii u

>>384723827
The fact that the consoles you're naming are nearly 20 years old is pretty telling.
Also the PS2 had jack shit in its first year line up. The fall/holiday season the year after it came out is when the PS2 library ascended to god-tier.

>>384727685
>"PS3 has no games" wasn't because it had less games than a console from 11 years before it. It was being compared to its direct competitor from the same generation.
The problem is that the meme still sticks despite supposedly no longer being true, so you're effectively saying that certain games shouldn't count toward a console's library. You've opened the floodgates yourself, since you just said it was okay to say a console has no games.

>It's blatantly obvious you're still butthurt by a decade old meme
I hope you;'re kidding. I owned a Ps3, but I hated it. I'm not gonna defend that trash heap, because I still think it doesn't have enough good games to justify a purchase. The difference, however, is that I'll be articulate and explain what I don't like about the library, instead of just saying "lol no games." It's called not wanting to be a console warring baby.

>>384727810
nice rekt him with that epic ms paintcomic bro
*likes*

>>384727810
>I AM SILLY

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Are they squids or are they kids!? Please respond the judge needs to know

>>384724135

It just seems like everyone would shitpost on Splatoon 2, because Switch owners are busy having fun, while sonybros are shitposting in tears, desperate searching for a game

>>384722515
Someone hot glue that slut it and post it on /b/ now.