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Have you bought Battleborn yet??
This game would have been acceptable shovelware if not for the forced tumblr writing.
Sometimes I feel bad for making fun of Randy. Then I remember what he's done and said.
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>>384706809
isn't it free?
>>384706941
But anon, it's the most BADASS game of the generation. How can you call it 'shovelware'?
>>384706809
>that I have no idea what Im doing or how this is supposed to be funny or amusing but the PR guys tell me thats what the kids want look
>>384707062ITSNOTFREEEEEEE
>>384707062
It's a free TRIAL, you dimwit. Learn to read ffs.
NOBODY LIKES A BIGOT UNLESS THEY'RE CRYING LIKE A GAMEGAYTOR ON PROM NIGHT
>>384707062
haha no, it's an UNLIMITED TRIAL! Battleborn will NEVER be f2p!
>>384707172
uhh, yes it's free randy.. let me just check the playe-
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>384706809
Im actually glad it exists. Without it or people like him. People like empty hero would never come to light.
>>384707253
Okay, now show me how many people are playing YOUR game.
Yeah that's what I thought...
> Reminder that he shilled hentai of his game to try to make popular
>Dook Forever
>Aliens: Colonial Marines
>Battleborn
But Borderlands 3 will be good, right?
>>384707504
But with which characters?
the srhoom?
How's the dressed lady named byw?
>>384706809
I'm not badass enough, sorry Randy.
>>384706809
What is a battleborn?
>>384707838
here's hoping, beyond all reason
>>384707838
Laugh all you want, but Valve at some point is going to want a Half Life 3. And you know who they're going to outsource it to.
>>384707253
Hmm
>>384708257
I'd laugh even harder then. Can you even imagine the glorious shitstorm?
How did they market Battleborn?
Literally all of my normie friends and their friends who play video games regurlarly have never heard of Battleborn and didn't even recognize it when I showed pictures.
How did it fly under the radar so much? It's not like many of my friends even played Overwatch.
>>384708378
Hey, that's almost a hundred! We're all gonna make it, bros.
>>384708571
two words
BAD
ASS
>>384708571
An ancient marketing tactic known as ''being out of touch so much you may as well live on a different planet''. Having a product thats complete shit because you took tumblr writers, deviant art designers and developers with game desigh degrees didnt help much either.
I'm not bad ass enough to play that
>>384708930
I've never played either of them, but from my outsider perspective, it was mostly down to bad timing as Overwatch completely outshone Battleborn in terms of pre-release hype.
That's not to say that Randy himself isn't out of touch.
>>384708571
By continuously picking a fight with that one competitor's game which consistently responded by keeping calm and wishing Battleborn well. Shit was hilarious, like a 'that kid' trying to pick a fight with the chill kid that gets along with all the other kids, the teachers, staff and parents.
>>384709103
>but muh overwatch
An excuse MONSTER didnt have. Both games had the same problem. Being overpriced kusoge. Pre release hype and the rest of the excuses are just that, excuses.
>>384709318
I meant to say Evolve, game's so shit I got the name completely wrong.
>>384709318
>excuses
I think you misunderstood my post entirely.
>>384706809
JUST MAKE BORDERLANDS 3 YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>384710235
Well, what else could they make? It's either BL3 or bankruptcy.