TELL YOSHI BEDTIME STORY NOW

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There once was a speedrunning event...

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On day mama Luigi went to asleep but never woke up.

There once was a haha

Now that the dust has settled...

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Okay okay.

>>384706439
Once upon there was a man in a red hat that used all you brothers and sisters as an extra jump. Now they're dead and you could be next. Never go outside when the princess is in danger.

Night!

>>384706439
Well one day I wondering what you eggs smelled like haha so I smelled them haha for a friend haha

>>384706439
There once was a boy named cosmo who loved video games. Until one day JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS FUCKED HIS SHIT AND THAT MADE COSMO CUT OF HIS COCK AND TURN INTO A "girl"

>>384706924
Will Yoshi ever grow up to be as strong as JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS?

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>>384706978
saddest shit

cept black

>>384706807
that's fucking hilarious