Why does he have a dick zipper?

I'd rather you didn't ask this question.

*unzips dick*

Niggas gotta pee

>>384706171
Why jeans have a dick zip? For pissing?

>>384706171
In case he ever gets the chance to make Sora his bitch

So that you could unzip his present for you

Seriosly though who the fuck finds Pete attractive?
I am a barafag and I despise him

>>384706171
You mean like trousers in real life?
You should be asking why his dick zipper goes all the way around to his lower back

for when its pete time

>>384706171
Same reason you do.

>>384706352
He's not supposed to look attractive, you fucking degenerate

>>384706171
Donald's zipper hat is much more questionable

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His top made me think of the confederate flag.

Shit, I didn't think I was infected by /pol/.

>>384706352
I think old school Pete is cute in a non-sexual way

>>384706381
YAMERO

Not gonna lie, Pete is my husbando and looking at him dressed all edgy...well for a Disney character is kinda hot. He made KH2 that much more enjoyable for me. I wonder what kinda heat he's packing down there with that big old zipper of his.

Are girls my age even supposed to like this?

For Pete time of course.

>>384706461
Porn of him on the web proves you wrong faggot

How did this series get popular? Like how the fuck is this a thing that tons of people like? It's so fucking silly walking around talking to Goofy and shit.

>>384706171
Most pants have "dick zippers" you retard. Look at your own pants.

>>384706171
Pete is pretty much the only unspoiled character in KH. Its like he realises the mess he is in, how ridiculous the clothes are and just does what he does best. Being a dick.

>>384706760
I like how stupid it is, just like MGS.

>>384706171
Why do your pants/shorts have a dick zipper?

>>384706171
For ease of access

>>384706608
How old are you?

>>384706783
No shit sherlock but why is pete's a third of the size of his body

>>384706801
Pete is the Palpatine of KH

>>384706171
That entire bottom half of his body isnt bellyfat anon

>>384706916
Huge dick

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>>384706352

Girl here, I always thought Pete was daddy af ever since I was a child. I don't even like big guys and yet Pete just hits all the right notes for me. God, I just want him to fuck me. PJ could join in too. He's always been kinda cute.

>>384706820
Okay that actually helps me understand it a little better.

>>384707017
>tumblr
You know what to do

>>384707017
this picture explains the zipper nicely

>>384706171
To pee, retard.

>>384707017

To each it's own I guess.

>>384706171
why do your pants have a zipper there dipshit?

>>384706171
Almost every zipper goes over the dick. What the fuck is a dick zipper.
>lol wtf is with his gay arm sleeves

>>384706490

I think it's what they were thinking.

>>384706873

I'm 21. Girls like me should not like this. And no just to clarify, I'm not female (male).

>>384706171
What the hell is pete supposed to be, animal-wise?

>>384706171
Pete confirmed for Xehanort, he has the X on his suit.

>>384707243
A dog.

>>384707243
He's a dog, and also goofies fat rich asshole nighbor

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>>384706171

>>384707369
NO

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>>384707287
>>384707343
I thought he was a cat

>>384707287
>>384707343
Oh, I see it. Guess I'm just retarded

>>384707369
NO PETE NO

Do you think Pete fuck Goofy JR whilte his dad is not at home?

>>384707369
NO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO

>>384706352
I've fapped to that comic where Pete catches his son in the shower many times.

>>384707516
No, Pete fucks his own 10/10 wife.

Seriously, what is it with fat fucks and hot wives

>>384707516
Pete's wife is hot.

>>384707623
>>384707626
hivemind to the fucking second

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>>384707287
>>384707343
>has a long ass tail
>whiskers
>cat ears
Are you fucking with me or are you all blind

>>384706171
How else is he supposed to pound Mickey's ass in front of Minnie?

>>384707916
Oh so he's a ferret!

>>384707369
Where can I find the full comic? I've only seen it once, and haven't been able to find it again for 2 years.

>>384708030
He's clearly an ostrich

>>384707623
Pete is also so fucking rich he owns a triple decker RV the size of a yacht with the interior of a playboy mansion

>>384706916
hes a big guy.
just look at him

It's how he gets into and out of the suit

>>384709098
What was Pete's Job anyway? Besides being a fat cunt.

>>384709232
If Mickey Mouse is any indication?
Thief

>>384709232
Pirate

>>384706171
Was Pete exiled from Disney Castle for dressing like a fucking idiot

>>384707205
I think you just disappointed like 75% of the population of vee with that revelation

>>384709232
Being a fat cunt is a very well-paying career considering it lets him be Mickey's superior in every job he's in.

>>384709232
probably depends on the cartoon

>>384709285
>>384709312
>>384709381
>>384709496
In the Goof Troop setting I always assumed Pete owned a distribution and logistics company or something boring like that

>>384706352
>barafag
>doesnt like Pete

Wut. Whats wrong with him?
Pete is a qt.

>>384706171
Do you not?

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>>384706252

OH MA-MA

>>384709381
>Mickey's boss in literally every cartoon
>Consistently a cunt
He's management material if I've ever seen it, alright