IT'S PAYNE!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S THE PAIN IN THE BUTT

WHACK 'EM

>>384705590
the absolute madman

>>384705590
Thats actually pretty cool

HA HA, PAYNE TO THE MAX

RIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?

>>384705590
HOLD IT

YOU'RE A DEAD GUY

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>>384706536
>>384707305

Haha. You're killing me. You get some wino downstairs to make that up for you, or did you come up with that yourself?

Don't answer that. Rhetorical question.

The flesh of fallen angels

I think Sam is really cute

Bang! You're dead, Max Payne.

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>>384705590

>>384707860

What the fuck?

>>384709428

Found it. Still what the fuck.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351821/Detroit-police-release-shocking-footage-station-shootout-left-officers-wounded-crazed-gunman-dead.html

>>384705590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K70wRs81QRY

>>384709604

Take a look at cartel assassinations in around Mexico, if you think this is insane

>>384709823

That's just it though, I was shocked this was in Detroit and not some cartel shit. More shocking is that everyone survived except the gunman.

>>384709951
It was clay rounds right? Those don't do shit against vests.

I hate they turned Max into a generic handsome man.

>>384710058

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he was always intended to have a somewhat classic handsome man look. It comes with the noir territory. MP1 just had ridiculous facial models.

>>384707860
Tyrone Payne wit dat cop killa dive

How did he get hit though? Off screen officer shoot him?

You're still on for poker this friday riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighht?

Shooting
3>2>1
Use of Bullet Time
1=3>2
Story and writing
1>2>3
Kino
2>1>3

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>>384710469

It's not like the dialogue and overall tone wasn't cheesy enough to make it hilarious.

>>384705590

It was summer, the day was hot but the black tide of darkness you see outside could shroud the whole soul of any man not ready for the advent catastrophe. A man is not a man if it doesn't have th will to fight against the his dark desires. Suddenly, just like a spark in a old car after months of not working, the sight of a menace showed itself. My eyes couldn't believe what it gaze upon them. Just like the subliminal messages in a Coke ad, the people coming was subtle but abrasive. It was going to be a long night, the soul, the mind, the body was not prepare to be shaken by its foundations.

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>>384708159

Don't annnnsssswer, that's one a them how you put it, rhetorical questions.

>>384709791
>Enemy can open doors

To be fair, if the physics were more intensive, Max would fall to the ground and the cleaners would kill him.