Splatoon Splatfest

>mayo
>sticky

I hate Mayo but semen is delicious

Why couldn't it have been mustard vs. ketchup?

Mayo is disgusting but mustard is the condiment of the gods.

I suddenly realize that I've never seen ketchup presented in a jar, the way Mayo still comes and mustard use to come.

Please tell me this isn't for NA

>>384702787
This desu

>>384703053
It is
No tea for you

>>384702882

mustard would have stood a worse chance.

>>384702882
Wow dude that's some seriously awful taste you've got there

>>384702691

>spoonful of mayonnaise

yep this is american

>>384703331
Americans don't eat mayo you dumb falseflagger, this is Euro obesity

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team mayo reporting in

>>384702691
>sticky
What kind of mayo do you Americans eat?

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>>384702882
I would've sided with mustard. I have 4 different types in my fridge right now

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>>384703627
>>384702756

Anyone know how launch day went in Japan? Did people die?

>>384702691
ew they're both disgusting

The real question is "What goes better on vanilla ice cream?"
>Chocolate syrup
>Fruit syrup

>>384702882
Mustard tastes like shit, eat fucking dirt now that you're at it.

>>384704363
>not chocolate or caramel

>>384704105
A girl killed herself because she didn't get splatoon

>>384702691
Only faggots and bitches enjoy that

>>384702691
Both ketchup and Mayo have their merits, but I'll pick whatever Marina is having.

>>384704363
neither. Sweet on top of sweet doesnt really add to the overall treat.

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>>384704714
JAPS IRREVOCABLY BTFO

>>384704363
If you're going to put chocolate or fruit syrup on vanilla ice cream then you might as well just eat chocolate or fruit flavored ice cream instead of ruining perfectly good vanilla. Unless it's a sundae or your vanilla ice cream is the worst brand in the world, there's no reason to do that.

>>384702882
Is there a condiment that could even come close to being as good as mustard? And I'm not talking yellow mustard, nor am I talking dijon mustard made with the finest white wine from French vineyards. I'm not even talking old fashioned dijon mustard made with whole mustard seeds and the finest white wine from French vineyards, and I'm definitely not talking old fashioned honey dijon mustard made with the most floral honey, whole mustard seeds, and the finest white wine from French vineyards. I'm talking Traditional Old Fashioned Honey Dijon Mustard made with verjuice instead of white wine, the most floral honey in the world, whole mustard seeds made in the Dijon region of France.

You'd think after visiting the hubworld that there was going to be a cross between Splatoon and Knack.

>>384704714
Same exact guy and post is in my game right now. Did Splatoon 2 fail to sell?

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>>384704825
>that text in the background

>>384703537
Jack why

WHAT IS THE JAP SPLATFEST THIS TIME? Does anyone know?

>>384705304
>hurr no toppings allowed
The taste between chocolate ice cream and vanilla + chocolate syrup is dramatically differeint you sperg

>>384702691
>putting condiments on your food
absolutely disgusting

Actual spoilers for the game ahead:
Anyone else a bit disappointed that Callie was completely absent as an antagonist for the vast majority of the single player? It's a real missed opportunity that we didn't get to see her at all until the very end, and even then she barely does anything. That last boss was cool but I feel like we could've had a LOT more in terms of story.
Could've easily been a Nero Angelo deal where you're fighting some armored octoling, and then the big reveal is that it's callie

Still, the new version of Calamari Inkantation is god tier

>>384706128
People care about the story in Splatoon?

>>384706006
I agree. Chocolate tastes better because chocolate syrup is usually fucking awful. Unless the ice cream is as cheap as the syrup, you're just wasting it. It's like pouring ketchup all over a filet mignion. You can do it if you really like it, but that's still shit taste.

>>384706202
I would've been fine with literally no story at all, but if you have a foundation for a story and do nothing with it, that's just wasted potential. Not to mention that I like Callie & Marie, so some sort of drama between the two would've been swell

>>384705707
There's not many people who spend the time necessary to plan and execute pixel-by-pixel art like that.

Siracha mayo vs tonkatsu would've been better

>two foodfests in a row

USA USA USA

I'd prefer no shit in my mouth what so ever

>>384706960
Are condiments a food?

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>>384702691

Hate to admit it, but salmon run gets boring fast

>>384702691
I'm choosing Ketchup. Because I want to be cover in mayo

>>384708345
I disagree

>>384706128
The entire game feels lazy like that
The people spamming that Splatoon 2 is a port of the 1st aren't entirely wrong, this game very much feels like a rehash designed to be made as quick as possible and things like story don't have room to be focused on with such a short time frame
There's so many things they could've done with the game but didn't

>>384708395
Shit rewards, and not enough enemy variety

>>384708541
Try getting to the "go getter" rank and get back to me. Trust me, boring is one thing that it's not.

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Is Mayo in other countries really shit for you guys to hate it? Belgian here and we take our mayo and fries in high regard.

>>384708629
why should I care? It's not like there's any achievements/gamerscore

>>384708438
The SP campaign feels fresh, every level felt unique, even if it was a bit on the short side, it was very fun, so I disagree. It doesn't feel lazy, it feels like they were unsure as to what they want to do.

All 3 are good. You have to be some kind of fag to not enjoy them all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2eAFQlF8yM

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>>384702691
Who else /teamboris/ here?

>>384708691
Fucking ew

>>384708785
The worst part is that people actually think like this.

>>384705415
Kek

>>384708920
>fucking ew

you've had belgian fries with homemade mayo before?

>>384709072
I had some guy cum on some McDonald's french fries once. It's basically the same thing.

>>384702691
looks like another loss for pearl

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>>384709263

>>384709612
In NA maybe. In Japan mayo will win 100%

>>384708691
That looks so good, how can people possibly hate mayo

>>384708691
>eat the first layer of fries
>absolutely drowned in mayo
>the remaining 9/10th of the fries are naked
presentation leaves something to be desired

>>384710881
>how to eat food?

retard

>>384702691

Always bet on Ketchup

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>mayo vs ketchup instead of mustard vs ketchup
its shit