Gorons or Zoras?

How long to achieve goronmode?

>>384694340
>beautiful waterborn überfisch
>filthy fat rockman

I would much rather be a zora

is the guy on the left natty? what's his routine?

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>>384694601
Zoras have the cuter girls, so Zora.

Gorons are too much like dwarves in that the females are indistinguishable from the males.

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>>384694601
>How can a rock be 'fat'?
>Uberfish weak to fire
>Uberfish weak to ice
>Gorons simply can't swim
>Gorons all bro-tier
>Only worthwhile zora is a 2d waifu
>MWEEP

?

>>384695952
Nice

zoras

but gorns are more fun to play as . the rolling is fun

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>>384695952
Goron women are treasured an kept hidden, not paraded around for filthy Hylians to defile.

>>384694340
its like asking what is better a elf or a dwarf

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>>384694340
Zora for the girls and Sidon :3

Gorons for the bara-fags

>>384696447
And the answer is dwarf, or goron in this case.

>>384696135
Gorons are weak against ice as well

>>384696447
dwarf hands down

>>384694340
Riku

>>384694427
7 years

I'd rather be a goron. They don't seem to have any drives besides eating, crafting, and fighting. They don't seem to have any women and refer to each other as "brother". It sounds like the best fraternity ever.

>>384696447
>elf if you're gay and like living in trees
>drawf if you like camaraderie and drinking 24/7

gee I wonder which one's better....

>>384695952
dang that's hot how have i never seen this picture before

>>384694340
HOL UP

If the Gorons are made of rock, but they eat rock and drink molten rock are they cannibals?

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>>384697382
HOL UP

If Humans are made of meat, but they eat meat and drink liquid meat are they cannibals?