GRIMOIRE

Holy shit 01.08.1998 can't come soon enough.

>>384687758
Oh, is that when the copy he "mailed to Steam's offices" is getting there?

Or, oh, is that when the final bug will be quashed? Or maybe when the playtesters are done sabotaging the game? Or when the Beta will be released again?

This guy is straight up insane.

>>384687758
>600 hours of play possible in a single game
>Lush Colorful 2D Hand Drawn Artwork
>Retro style MIDI music and 8 bit sound effects
>244+ Maps in the game to explore!
>Turn-Based strategic combat
>Multiple Beginnings, Multiple Endings
>144 context sensitive magic spells
>14 races, 15 professions, 50 skills
>64 intelligent NPCs with 8000+ Words in Vocabulary
>Full Sentence Communication with NPCs
>240+ monsters each with special powers and defenses
>1000+ items, Carry Containers, Global Party Inventory
>30 conditions, from Confusion to Disease & Lycanthropy
>Automapping, Autowalking, Autohealing
>Global Map Atlas With Position Marker
>Quest Journal, Hint Prompting, Help Facility, Mini-Quests
>Complex LockPicking Interfaces for Doors & Chests
>Challenging Puzzles and Rich Interactive Dungeons
>Browsable Character Library for up to 100 characters
>Up to 12 Commented Postage Stamped Savegames
>Multi-themed GUI and customizable screen layouts
Holy shit! Everything Cleve promised and more!. Where were you when Sapes BTFO?

>1st August 2092

Wonder what the next delay will be?

Only a few picoissues left

>>384688152
I know automapping, but what's autowalking and autohealing?

>>384688685
>autowalking
Pic a spot in the map you've already been too and the party walks there on its own
>autohealing
If your health is low, they use spells or potions to heal themselves without the need of your command

>>384688685
Fucking sapes can't understand the beauty of a game playing itself

>>384688883
Brandish 2 had autowalking 24 years ago.

If the game actually releases on time, I guess I need to find a crow to eat

>>384688978
If Grimoire came out when it was first supposed to, half of its originally promise features would have been pretty revolutionary.

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I'm moist in anticipation.

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>>384691840
>mfw making this stupid banner was more work than he did on his overgrown wizardy clone in the past 5 years

https://steamdb.info/app/650670/subs/

He didn't upload a fucking thing.

>>384688152
>244+ Maps
I think if I counted up all the shitty grid-based ASCII maps I made in my crap games I did in my spare time, it'd come close to that. Wonder how big they are, though.

Also, making the maps isn't the hard part, it's distributing game elements, enemies, environmental hazards, etc. and designing the layout in a way that complements them.

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>>384691840
>"ITZ COMING"

This guy just seems terribly unfunny. How he writes "teknologee" and shit like that just pisses me off.

>>384692671
Don't believe these cavemen propagandists. Cleve said that Valve has accepted and verified the package.

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>>384687758
I've been following this meme for awhile, tag the game with furry plox

>>384693404
If you waited over 25 years, you MUST play this game.

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>>384691840
>1-12-2054
>ITZ FOR REALSIES DIS TIEM

>>384687758
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No shit, a drill has people excited and hurriedly skittering about.

Don´t try to make this into a meme, we do not need more of RPGcodex´s retardation here, let us both be apart in our seperate rubber rooms.

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What did they mean by this?

>>384688152
I am waiting with bated breath for the moment when it becomes clear that every single of these features is woefully inferior to good games and they do not even make a compelling whole.

>>384693180
The RPGcodex thread is pretty entertaining if you stick to the last couple pages after he got it up on Steam.

>>384693486
funny, that you expect a guy like him to live that long, OR that he would be able to find someone to propagate his "superior genes" and subsequently his craycray with.

>>384693906
It's going to be a shitty, buggy mess forever. He's admitted his coding is basically zero OOP and zero design patterns. Essentially he's trying to build a skyscraper using the blueprints of a hotdog stand.

>>384693886
that you probably already have Sakura Dungeon in your library so its offering you other Sakura titles

>>384693886
RPGcodex fags added joke tags to the game.

>>384694181
>his coding is basically zero OOP and zero design patterns

Excellent. The sooner we can get rid of this cancer, and people who meme this crap die off, the better.

>>384694275
It's on the grimwah page

>>384693886
>in library

Kill yourself moeshit.

>>384694382
It was in a bundle.

>>384694365
When you're making a game of this size it's pretty important. You can't "wing it" if you're doing something this big.

>>384694450
No excuses faggot.

>>384694071
Yeah, the other people and the shit situation are funny. Him? Not so much.

The man who saved RPG genre!

>>384694603
He's fucking hilarious, especially when he makes it obvious he knows the game is stuck in limbo and he hates every moment he has to work on it.

You have been permanently banned from all Grimoire : Heralds of the Winged Exemplar discussions.
You were banned by a Grimoire : Heralds of the Winged Exemplar developer.
Reason: "Posting rubbish to thread"

>>384694742

its finished and only "in limbo" because he enjoys all of the attention

I'm dead serious and working harder the past three months than most of you could for 24 hours without a nervous collapse. Neanderthals are robust and hardy and can withstand enormous stress, hardship and prolonged misery. Anthropologists describe them as "having a different relationship to pain and discomfort that modern humans do," and for once they actually got it right when they guessed that.

>>384688152
>>Up to 12 Commented Postage Stamped Savegames
what the fuck does this even mean? Is he mailing savegames to people irl or is it an in-game thing?

>>384696994
Good. We need to trash all rubbish posters and throw them in with the refuse.

>>384696860
I bet he's one of those people that think violence in media makes people become school shooters.

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>>384697351
Stop it with that. Fucking insecure people always trying to find some way to be "special." It's okay that you're you. You don't have to be anything more. Calm down.

>>384689421
Same can be said for most games, they just never get released or features get cut.

>>384696860

God I am sick of these types of faggots that popped up everywhere all over the internet.

Fucking reactionary right retards as just as bad as all the revolutionary left retard SJW's they rail against. Fuck both sides of this retarded culture war.

>>384697493
>>384697827
it's really obviously a joke. the dude is taking the piss is 90% of his posts

>>384697912
I'm not sure man, this is Cleve we are talking about after all, you know, the guy who built a bunker because he thinks a nuclear war will start and Australia will get hit with a thousand nukes.

>>384698179
The guy is crazy, but he's more self-aware than most people.

>>384698336
I'm not saying he isn't, but I think he was being serious in that post.

>>384687758
Let me tell you what's going to happen. Cleve again is setting a date to motivate him to work on his buggy as shit game. 8/1 will come around, and the clock will countdown, and the game will not be available. Then a day later, he'll show up with a whole new list of bugs and excuses.

He went from 'just the end of this list of areas to check' to 'two more weeks until release'.

>>384698496
He worked in the last 3 months without sleeping and eating, how much more motivation do you think he needs?

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>>384694554

>>384697390
He's trying to drum up miniature screenshots attached to save games as a big feature.

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>>384698807
And around and around we go.
>>384699396
>Believing Cleve

>>384700508
Please explain what that is.

>>384700691
Some brazilian guys with a phone

>>384700508
This huehues are fucking crazy

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>Initially hear of Cleve based on /v/ shitposts
>Imagine some Slavoj Zizek figure who has become a master Neanderthal after slaving away on his magnum plus for 20 years.
>He's just some fat australian hack.

>tfw you will never be a son of Enkidu
>tfw Cro-magnon blood flows in your veins
>tfw eating crow

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>>384701179
>buy crow for impending release
>it goes bad

>>384701131
Moving to Australia does not make you an Australian. He's still just an Amerifat.

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>>384701414

>>384701623
Its just 3 cute girls

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>>384701414
>that steel-to-spine sound

>>384701414
Hot.

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>>384701623

>>384701414
story?

>>384703496
The tied girl fucked the guy the machete girl liked, brs are simple persons

>>384703557
>BRs
>persons

Go to >>384700508

>>384703557
Man, i hate this country

>>384701414
Is she getting chopped up? Is there more?
I can't stand when guys are tortured, but women screaming at high pitched voice make me extremely hard.

im more waiting for rick and morty than anything else

>>384703742
edgy, and no, she survived.

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/grimoire-the-game-the-legend-the-con-the-thread-resurrection.75724/page-1273#post-5214451

>On top of /\ those "items" there is also about 250 that are mis-classified. Daggers as Adornments, Swords with no skill attached. Weapons with no damage, etc...

>Along with no ID or Super ID, add another 300.

>That's 670 items either fucked up, not items at all, or no ID or damage at all.

>I've been thru his databases 3 ways from Sunday. It's a fucking nightmare.

top lel. This is his comments on the 2013 "SuperDemo".

>>384704306
>edgy for what he enjoys

he cant help what turns him on anon

>game supposedly releases on 7-7
>2 weeks late and apparently a shit ton of content missing or on fire
Can someone explain?

>>384697912
Nobody keeps up a joke for 23+ years. The guy is a legitimate retard.

>>384704925
It gets better, there's a new release date now and he has even said that he has uploaded the package to steam and it has been approved, but if you look here https://steamdb.info/app/650670/subs/ you can see that he hasn't uploaded anything.

>>384704891
you sound like a pedo apologizer.

>>384704925
Superior neanderthal programming and discipline, not like you cro-fagnon sapes would understand.

>>384705110
And what if I am?

>>384705063
That still lists the release date in July when on the store page it's been changed to August. Wait for this to get fully updated.

>>384705173
Then i know you're scum.

>>384705110
nope burn them in hell while that guy might get off to torture he doesnt i hope go out and do it if he murders women to get off then fuck him just as much as a peado

>>384705059
Like I said, the dude is insane, but he is aware of it in a twisted way and takes the piss often.

>>384705484
Well, then, i can agree with that.

>>384687758

>furbait shit

>>384705558
I don't believe that for a second.

The guy's so deep into his own bullshit that he actually believes it himself.

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>say pirating a game is another option instead of spending $40 on """"600"""" hours of content
>dev bans me for advocating piracy

>>384705720
That's why I'm saying he's insane. It's not rational.

>>384705059
ONLY A TRUE MADMAN WOULD MAKE A JOKE WITH +23 YEARS OF SETUP.

I AM THAT MADMAN

>>384705720
I'd compare him to Caramel. Fucked up dudes who have lost control of their lives, and have invested so much in a lie that they know it deep down but don't see a way out.

>>384706368
Who?

>>384688152
You know, out of those 21 "features", I'd say only about half of them are anything worth bragging about, and it's more like quantity over quality than anything else.

>>384707153
local tripfag who believes in some crazy conspiracy theory about how Kojima wasn't actually fired or something like that.

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>>384696994
I wish mod here permabanned for posting rubbish

>>384687758
I'm looking forward to this time's excuse

>>384706348
>Cleve-yuga approaches
i still don't know what does that mean

>>384708660
It's Sanskrit. "Cleve-Yuga" means "The Age of Cleve."

>>384707543
pretty sure a mod called some of my posts rubbish when I got banned in like 2010 or 2011

>>384708897
That was 6 or 7 years ago

>>384709054
yeah
I would never post anything that stupid now though : V

>>384707543
Me too, smug anime shitposters wouldn't exist.

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He's losing it. He's looking at his collection of fake/doctored screenshots and hallucinating that it's a complete game now.

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>>384709212
So assuming this actually does release what will the general look like?

>>384710323
Links to arr maties, laughing at bugs and general broken-ness, hilarious edits of poorly done artwork, Geocities MIDI references

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Is he gonna release it or what?

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>>384710412
but will there be mods for the ui?

>>384710323
Shit will blow up completely.

People will be shitposting without end, simultaneously claiming it's the very best game ever made and the very worst game ever made. Every bug and flaw in the entire game will be fully explored and ridiculed. Meanwhile a group of people who missed or ignored these threads so far will wonder what the big fucking deal is and why anyone cares.

>>384710481
>>384691840
It's not a drill, buddy. All the micro, nano and pico issues have been cleaned up. All that's left to do is throw it all away and start over.

I can't wait for the {spoiler]decline[/spoiler[

>>384710509
This shit is so hard-coded you'll be lucky if you can change the mouse cursor without it exploding in flames.

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>>384710509
>TAC
>IAC
>NAC
>BAC
>CAC
>MAC

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>>384696860
>no nudity

but even classic wizardry had SOME in it like the fairys & amazons

>>384710254
>It crossed the Rubicon of win

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It's a fucking 20 years too late overgrown Wizardry clone, you fucking pretentious hack.

>>384711634
If your IQ wasn't so low, you'd appreciate it for the masterpiece it is.

>>384710678
I hope that we can change some of the portrait

>>384712886
Nope. Custom portraits are something Cleve said he might add after release.

>>384688152
How many of these maps, items and monsters are just recolors?

>>384710481
No. He's been doing exactly this for twenty fucking years.

>>384713604
200?

Okay so let me get this straight, this lolcow promised 20 years ago he'll release the greatest game ever and he keeps delaying it and shittalking everyone when we know for certain it won't ever release but he's so full of himself he can't back out either or he's just one of the biggest trolls ever. Some have pointed out, including Clive himself indirectly, that he can't code for shit and that the whole game is there but a mess.

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>>384715260
somebody show em the code

>>384715260
There is a fairy big demo from 4 years ago and 20+ minutes gameplay videos on youtube.
The game definitely exists, but it's most likely mediocre and full of bugs because of coding incompetence.

At this point the psychological pressure must be immense.
Imagine working on a project for 20+ years, telling everyone that it's the best thing ever, but deep down you know it sucks and you're afraid to show your work and get judged.

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>>384710481
he is I hope

>>384715604
Well he could just pull the plug and move somewhere else or something.

Or someone should kickstart another game called GRIMMOARRH which promises the exact same things and delivers so Clive can finally kill himself.

>>384716087
Stop. Stop hoping. Enjoy this spectacle for what it really is.

Give it a few years, you'll see.

Quick-rundown on him:

> Robert Sirotek bow to Cleve M. Blackemore.
> In contact with ancient gods.
> Rumored to be a scientifically proven living fossil.
> Direct descendant of the last Neanderthal.
> He said to have 185+ IQ
> He learned C / C ++ in under a month.
> Control RPGCodex with an iron fist.
> He created and published 212+ games for Commodore64
> Own bunkers all over the world.
> He's the creator of Grimoire, the mythical holy grail of RPGs.
> Cleve will guide the players into a new age of gaming.

>>384716089
Imagine going to school for 20 years and fail to get a diploma.
Imagine being pregnant for 20 years and miscarry.
Imagine building your own house for 20 years and watch it collapse.
Imagine edging for 20 years and cumming when the guy's ass and balls are on the screen.

He can't just move on. This was his life for 20 years, it can't end in a failure. It can't be that two decades of his life was wasted. No, he's literally afraid to release the game and admit to himself that it sucks. So he keeps delaying it.

>>384687758
does this dude shill his own game on here every day?

>>384716089
There are plenty of modern dungeon crawlers like Etrian Odyssey.

Ill kek so hard when /v/ starts complaining it sucks because its too hard and complicated

>>384716467
20 years of being pregnant sounds amazing

I kinda want to buy the game just to spite the hate channers and retards over at rpg codex.

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>>384687758

>>384716817
i want to buy this game because art made by crazy people is fascinating

>>384716467
>Imagine edging for 20 years and cumming when the guy's ass and balls are on the screen.
I can only imagine how shitty that would be but then he'll never ever release it and that will slowly kill himself from the inside.

>>384716467
>Imagine edging for 20 years and cumming when the guy's ass and balls are on the screen.
By 20 years of edging you don't care if it's your grandma you're looking when cumming.

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>>384709212

Just look at this fag

>>384716467
>Imagine going to school for 20 years and fail to get a diploma.
There's atleast someone that knows how this feels.

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>>384716817
But anon, how can you buy the game if it doesn't exist?

i hate how the art looks like shit.

he tried for high fantasy but thought his game needed to be 6mb so everythings pixelated as shit

>>384717983
that's a pretty decent interface, all things considered

>>384708660
It's a play on "Kali Yuga" which is the dark age of Hindu cosmology. The 'Golden Age', or 'Satya Yuga is what follows. His game company is called Golden Era Games.

>>384719534
except for the giant GRIMOIRE plastered right in the center

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>>384719702
that's cus it's an old school game. some classic dungeon crawlers had the game logo as part of the interface

>>384719657
'Satya Yuga'*

>>384719873
im aware why he did it.

he didnt do it so it looks good though, much like the rest of the game

>>384719876
I read it like 5 times too see where is the typo, thought it was the word. Have you been checked for autism, anon? Correcting the closing quotation mark was entirely unnecessary.

>>384720374
Unnecessary to YOU, not to ME.

>>384720463
clive go back to rpgcodex

too many sapes here

So will this game be better than World of Xeen?

>>384722087
It would have to exist first.

>>384722087
At the very least it has more content than Might and Magic 1-10 combined.