Are there any vidya characters that could kill SCP 682?

me

>>384687317
It looks pretty dead to me, chief.

>>384687317
asura, kirby, maxwell

>>384687317

>scp

You must be 18 to post on this board.

>>384687976
What?

>>384687317
Dante is pretty much invincible so him

>>384687317
Motifa for sure

The kid from scribblenauts can probably beat anyone

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>tfw all modern horror properties are clearly intended to start multi-film/series franchises and never take risks

SCP is the last thing that actually manged to spook me, and that was like six years ago.

Anything with the strength to throw it out of earth's atmosphere would probably do it.

>>384689437
Shit ain't right

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>>384689437
Is there anyone who can defeat motifa? seriously.

>>384688269
>What?

The pic is of a tree stump that looks vaguely like a monster, the SCP 682 the OP referred to.

I pretended to be a Trump supporter just to be silly - lie-beral = liberal.

>>384687317
The whole point is he can't be killed. So no.

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>>384687317
Memebane

>>384688024
SCP was big in 2010, man. It's like accusing people of being 15 when they post Homestar Runner.

>>384689919
>The pic is of a tree stump that looks vaguely like a monster, the SCP 682 the OP referred to.
It's a rotting beluga whale carcass that was found in Russia

>>384689919
Stop that

>>384689868
I think puhskintio might stand a chance?

>>384690008
SCP-294 would disagree with you

But again, it anihilated the entire site 294 was in.

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So hey, series 3 added this interdimensional modular space battleship that gets handed down from one universe's foundation to the next, and they're only supposed to use this battleship during Earth's darkest hour.
Why don't they just put 682 on this battleship, load him into a cannon, and shoot him at whatever attacks the earth when the time arises? Even if they don't use it, it won't be their problem anymore because it'll be in the hands of some other foundation.

Or hey, how about we go even further? SCP 3001 is literally the void between universes, just fucking throw him in there and forget about it.

>>384687317
sigmario could beat him

>>384690378
Let's forget there's such thing as Serie 3

Couldn't the just shoot the fusion cannon scp at him?

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>>384687317

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yfw THE SYMBOLS HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED

>>384690567
>shooting anything at him
Now you got an unkillable lizard that has a fusion cannon coming out of his ass

>>384690378
The guy who made 682 is basically "that kid" who makes up some bullshit for it to survive literally anything so there's no point in pretending anything fun is going to happen with it.

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E.Y.E. guys have quite high chance to do it

>>384689919
>I pretended to be a Trump supporter just to be silly
You don't need to explain the joke, I think everybody got it

>>384688564
The legend of Dante died when he become a crack whore in MVC infinite...he eve got bitchslaped by friggin Ultron in a CUTSCENE.

>that SCP who is a universe where everything, including 682 is dead
>that SCP that is a bunch of tomatoes that fly towards anyone who makes a bad joke
>that SCP that is literally Seinfeld
>that SCP that is a basketball tape where every time you rewind the people in the footage become aware of it
What are some good SCP entries?

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lobotomy corp is in early access but its being made by a primarily japanese indie person and you can kinda tell that by their english in the patch notes. Its not very far along but I enjoy the little things in the game and slowly figuring out what to do with abnormalities.

>>384691280
Korean* not japanese

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>>384691276
>That infinite Ikea with a rudimentary society trapped inside scp
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008
>That giant japanese ghost skeletons that are born of mass suffering scp
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2863
>That insects that turn people into bags of candy scp
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1517
>That playground slide that has a portal to an infinite tunnel filled with people infinitely reliving the initial shock of entering the interdimensional tunnel scp
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1562
>That giant parasitic worm that laid eggs on the sun scp
>That needle that makes people turn themselves into taxidermied corpses scp
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004
>That really pissed off cop in a beaten up cop car that will hunt you down if he so much as glances at you scp
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-973
>That carnivorous chocolate fountain that makes killer chocolate bugs scp
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-743
>That infintely respawning cake that will keep exponentially respawning until the entire universe is packed full of cake scp
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-871
>That guy who slowly disintegrated in the void between universes while also going insane scp
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3001

>>384691276
SCP-184 that increase room sizes but it eventually start to get really weird
SCP-294 the coffee machine

SCP-031-J the foundation freaking out about halloween
SCP-666-J Dr Gerald

>>384687317
that angry star

>>384691276
>that astral entity that browses tumblr and pretends to be one of the worse homestuck characters
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2721

oh i thought you said "worst" entries

>>384691280
Also should mention that the difficulty is really hard, you will lose all your progress at some points but you will retain all your knowledge of any abnormalities in the endgame menus. There's a few of them which I think have higher RNG to spawn on the first few levels but for the most part aside from the very first one all the others are RNG. So slowly even if you keep losing you should be learning more about each of them and should know how to handle each and every one when you get them. When you get a few levels unlocked though it becomes a lot like spinning plates.

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>>384687317
Shiki obviously.

>>384691280
cute but what does it have to do with the topic

>>384691276
>that SCP who is a universe where everything, including 682 is dead

Or an alternate universe where 682 is alive but consists of antimatter instead. Teleport antimatter 682 to matter 682. The annihilation energy release would likely destroy half the solar system, but every atom of 682 would be 100% gone.

>>384687317

Exdeath, easily.

>>384691276
>that SCP who is a universe where everything, including 682 is dead
that's not the scp, it's agent keller who was

>>384691910
based on SCP

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>>384691276
>that SCP that is a chair that teleports to anyone who needs a seat
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1609

>>384691910
I think it has a lot of work left to do and some polishing that needs done but so far I like it.

https://youtu.be/VmHORmTGmm0

>>384692442
>The chair don't have a boner popping out through the seat
Why is this allowed?

>>384691552
>That guy who slowly disintegrated in the void between universes while also going insane scp
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3001

Dr. Scranton had a hard life.

>>384691276
I like the SCP where it's a 2D who didn't know she was 2D until someone pointed it out to her.

>>384692902
That's Cassie

>>384691703
That is actually the worst thing I have ever read.


Fuck you and fuck whoever made that.


But thank you for sharing.

>>384690378
They can't throw 682 in 3001 because they don't know how.

They can't open a hole into 3001 at will, and aren't even actively containing it. It's just a thing they know exists because of a lab accident and sheer luck.

>>384692986
Well Cassie is adorable. It was really heartwarming and sad, all of them trying to help her.

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>>384691276
>that SCP that's a god AI who became retarded and started making shitty vidya
>that SCP who can ALMOST do anything that's asked of her, but fucks up somehow
>that SCP that's just a casually racist alien
>that SCP that absolutely cannot come in contact with dead bodies
>that SCP of collectible dog cards that come to life when you play them
>that SCP that lets you order a llama for parties
The SCP foundation is best when it's being funny.

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What do you guys think of me?

>>384693254
I think I'm pretty damn cool.

>>384693171
>that SCP that absolutely cannot come in contact with dead bodies
That remind me of the list of things Dr Bright is not allowed to do at the Foundation
>"Accidentally" spilling green gelatin on a dead body in the presence of the O5 was funny exactly once, and the smell of excrement exuding from O5-2's khakis spoiled the moment.

Why the fuck isn't there a SCP game that isn't le spooky survival horror? Like half of the SCPs are either completely harmless, beneficial, or so destructive that nothing in the universe can actually escape them, so no point in having them in a meme survival horror game. Every single SCP game just has the generic horror SCPs that kill you, and nothing else. No exploration, no adventure, no discovery, no reason to read files and records other than to survive.

>>384693254
I wish you would stop being so angry

>>384693425
Because people misunderstood what SCP is about. It's just science fiction, and science fiction can be a range of things from cool to silly to scary. It just so happens that scary shit is in vogue so people just use it as a creepypasta generator instead of just being creative with the idea.

>>384693171
>that SCP who can ALMOST do anything that's asked of her, but fucks up somehow

When was Amelia Badelia an SCP?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1459
>Statement: "Please, no kill dog."

>>384693559
It's impressive the amount of 10 to 14 years old trying to put shitty creepypasta and red and black OC "destroyer of the universe" type entries daily in SCP, and it's unreadable half of the time.

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>>384693171
>that SCP that's a god AI who became retarded and started making shitty vidya
Give me the number, sounds hilarious

>>384691671
>SCP-184 that increase room sizes but it eventually start to get really weird
>he didn't find the stinger of that article
the method of containing it doesn't work, it's actively enlarging the universe with fucked up galaxies

>>384693843
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-777-j

Nothing can kill SCP-682. He was created to be so powerful just so that people wouldn't write any stupid Mary Sues. He's just there to encourage good writing. I thought we already went over this.

>>384693843
It's a public collaboration writing site, it's guaranteed to have a LOT of shit submitted to it constantly
as long as it's deleted quickly it doesn't matter though

>>384693254
Why would I post a picture of myself?

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>>384693854
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2803

His "games" are classified as SCPs of their own
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2219
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2527

what would happen if he was thrown in a black hole

>>384693028
Which is funny because if they use the Mirror Disc and throw 682 into the universe where the Holy Spirits reside, that would be literally it since it can't transverse realities.

>>384693843
I think it's generally good.

They have pretty stringent rules and guidelines that authors have to follow, and the community upvote system usually gets rid of all the trash

>>384694089
He'd become Black Hole Proof.

>>384694089
They simulated that using a machine that can alter the constants of reality. Somehow, it survived. The researched was relieved from duty due to randomly altering variables and turning dials at random to "kill the fucking thing" but not demoted because the O5 understood and shared the frustration.

>>384687317
It greatly depends on the SCP, but I think that the castlevania characters are pretty experienced in that aspect.

>>384694220
Yeah he'd survive but he's not getting out

>>384693576
Less wordplay. She's a little korean girl who tries to do whatever people ask her to do but can't quite do it. If she's told to fly, she'll hover in the air for a few seconds before she drops. If she's told to put three blocks on a table she'll become unable to pick up the third one.

They told her to "make SCP-682 200%
dead" and she beat him within an inch of his life before 682 told her to "Kill me you bitch" and she shut down.

>>384691276
Ronald Reagan cut up while talking is pretty spooky.

>>384691276
The tomato one where it couldn't detect if the subject was serious or not and kept on teleporting back and forth because it has issues with satire was godly.

>>384693559
But it's not really fucking "creepypasta" when you fully know everything is out to get you. It's just straight up horror and jumpscares. It would be infinitely more scary when you have to constantly be informed about and every SCP to know which ones will fuck you up, and which ones are benign. A game where you're a low level agent would be perfect. It can have survival horror and death, but if that's the only thing there is, it will be shit. Real horror needs build up and suspense, not going from one jumpscare/chase to another.

>>384694089
impossible to know, the foundation doesn't have the means to throw him into black holes

>>384694329
He'd open a path out, even though you can't move past the event horizon. He'd see a way out man, even if even light can't escape.
Literally just adapt to warp space time if he needs to.

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>>384693171
>I lost my my promotion to a filthy human
>No wait I didn't know Dr had humans, I have lots of human friends
>Dude there was a human in your house but I put it in ya place

>>384694475
they should work on that shit then.
I would imagine that throwing stuff in a black hole would pretty much be a universal solution to almost every problem.

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I don't remember 682's best feats, but this guy can destroy the "time" he possesses and erase him from existence.
Along with that, he is immortal on an existence-level and unkillable unless you get rid of the Eye of the Azure.

>>384694526
That's just fucking stupid and you know it

>>384694548
1: generally speaking they do not destroy their artifacts
2: they have a massive taboo against utilizing artifacts rather than storing and studying them, especially to contain or destroy others
3: it's not possible to throw something into a singularity without the use of their scp's

it's part of what makes the setting interesting: the foundation is NOT all powerful and often has to use fairly mundane methods for containing crazy shit

>>384691703
>alien death machine has bad taste

>>384692057
There is a universe where this was attempted but instead of destroying it, somehow it multiplied it until the universe was nothing but 682. If discovered, the universe sized 682 is actually docile and doesn't care about anything, answering any question asked.

I mean, of course not because that's too fucking clever/stupid.

>>384693873
I'm reading it right now, holy shit.

>>384694548
They don't WANT to kill SCP 682 though. People make a pissing contest out of trying to kill him, but the SCP foundation is about Secure, Contain, Protect. They're not even supposed to experiment on the SCPs unless there's something to be learned from it. If they can just be contained, then that's what they prefer.

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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-777-j

http://www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-777-a

>Test O-M-343: SCP-343 breached containment only to reappear next to Blade, and attempted to initiate a high five. Blade left him hanging, and commented "I don't believe in you.". SCP-343 immediately vanished, and is now listed as decommissioned.

>>384691552
>That giant parasitic worm that laid eggs on the sun scp
Link to this one?

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>>384689868
>makes the plane go into a spin and then crash into the city centre
>"Guys, I don't like this imagery."
Fucking lost it

>>384694665
That's the point man.

Even this fella can't win >>384694562 and from what anon says he can just erase the SCP with no resistance on the SCP's part.
Even if it can't win, it'll just somehow adapt to the situation so that it'll live.

Literally "plot armor" the SCP. It goes far beyond "Nuh uh I had a barrier on" levels of bullshit.

>>384694861
If a SCP is too dangerous they have to try and eliminate it (if it's even possible), they tried for 682 because of its tendancy to breach out of containment and killing everybody its path.

>>384694125
They gave him that one omni-ticket that causes you to ride a shadow train to Hell or whatever, and he came back the day after on a bus.

Ass-pulls are 682's gimmick. He always comes back, no matter what they do to him or what ridiculous shit he'd need to do to recover.

He's not there to be a good SCP. He's there to be a ceiling for all the others. If it's more powerful than 682, it's Mary Sue garbage, hands down.

>>384694861
anon the first sentence of 682's post is:
SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible.

>>384694861
682 is a notable exception though, it's dangerous enough it can't be properly studied and the positive effects of destroying it outweigh the negatives

they have a few others like that, like the space ship in jupiter's red spot (which is also seemingly indestructible, but with a completely different vibe to it)

>>384691703
>nu-scp

Why can't sjws come up with their own stuff instead of infecting other shit?

>>384688024
>being this new
Kill yourself

>>384694932
apologies, forgot to link it
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1682

>>384695009
He and Susano'o would get into an eternal brawl because of Susano'os own immortality then.

>>384695027
the hateful star has a very popular tale where he casually annihilates 682
http://www.scp-wiki.net/5700-years-later

>>384695012
>>384695035
>>384695048
Disregard me I suck cocks

>>384695048
>they have a few others like that, like the space ship in jupiter's red spot (which is also seemingly indestructible, but with a completely different vibe to it)

It can't be completely indestructible, something fucked it up a while back.

>>384694369
That's dumb. Instead, it should have been written down where she touched him and he died, then instantly revived. Cue frustration when this one time they ask her to do something, she does it literally to the letter, killing him once, then reviving him, then doing it again to make it 200% but he's adapted to the method of killing and resists it, therefore filling out the "not quite doing it" quota.

>ZA HANDO
Could it survive being erased from reality?

>>384690851
Wrong, don't shit on things you don't understand

>>384690336
Whoever wrote 294 really dicked the dog on that one, the only thing still alive should have been 682. Killing 682 is like drawing Mohammed.

>>384695119
Then they'd become best bros and team up or something, hence to risky to even try.

Haven't played Central Fiction, but that's Terumi+the Susano-o unit right?

>>384695197
that's why I said seemingly indestructible
it isn't 682 tier but it is beyond humanity's technological capacity to destroy and to far away to try anomaly crap on it

there's things out there that can harm it, but as far as everyone on earth's concerned that thing might as well be immortal

>>384695267
Don't even pretend Okuyasu wouldn't fuck that up somehow.

>>384691276
The girl that needs to be raped constantly to keep the world from ending.

Which 001 is the canon one?

>>384689716
>no legitimately scary idea will be able to get the funding to realize its true potential at the highest fidelity because it would be too controversial
good horror can only manifest in literature, famalam. it sucks but it's true.

>>384687317
no, theyll just update the article to explain how its immune to that

>>384695391
The Susano'o that you encounter at the end of the story is Terumi + Susano'o Unit + Noel (Fused with Izanami) so he becomes completely immortal due to Noel and her observation powers and is also a possible planet buster.

>>384695327
actually, I thought you meant 2935.

>>384695450
"Wait, which one is the SCP again?!?"
>murders researcher

>>384695469
The Factory is my favorite, but I'm a sucker for evil industries.

>>384687317
Didn't God send SCP back to its containment cell with a note along the lines of "he's your problem now"?

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>>384693171
>that SCP that's a collection of Legos that come to life
>that SCP that "refines" things that are put into it
>that SCP that can heal literally anything
>that SCP that's a coffee machine
Why are the edgy SCPs that people try hard to make spooky so much less interesting than the non spooky ones?

I don't understand, I thought 682 was just a big dangerous lizard?
Now I hear he's immortal and can't be beat?
Any reality bender can simply erase him,

>>384695327
>>384695549
294 is the coffee machine with a keyboard, and there was no implication that 682 died, simply that an entire site got destroyed, I think it was just to confirm what >>384695414 said, there are things capable of killing 682 but it's just not reachable.

>>384687317
No. The best you can do is shove him into a dimensional portal and hope he doesn't come back.

>>384695746
>that SCP that's a collection of Legos that come to life
link?

>That SCP that allows people to kill puppys for cookies

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what are some of the GOOD new SCPs?

>>384695810
they did that, it worked
then they got another universe's 682 out of a separate portal

>>384695950
The first ones.

>>384695746
>Jack was walking his dog down the western end of Main Brick street, and waved hello to all of his neighbors as he enjoyed the fresh scent of an afternoon walk. Rumors spread of new arrivals today, clad in large blue armor and carrying machine guns around. He wondered why anyone needed machine guns these days - it's not like there were any pesky imitation blocks around.

>As he rounded the corner, he heard weird mechanical whirring off past the treeline. Perhaps the researchers were trying some sort of new thing with the electronic stuff, or perhaps it was the new arrivals with their fancy war machines. He knelt to the ground for a second when a giant non-Lego mecha burst from the treeline, spitting bullets and large-velocity shells.

>Jack was caught in the strike and lay dismembered as the clay soldiers continued their sudden strike deeper into the city.
>"Battle-brothers! Report!" The Marine sergeant looked upon his squad as they all stood resolute, the incandescent light shining off of their pauldrons. They were the Emperor's finest, and no man would ever-

>Before the first marine could report his status, a stray clay bullet impacted the sergeant in the chestplate. He fell backwards, and the Marines immediately ran to cover their fallen superior from any other fire. Across the landing zone, other marines began to assemble under their squad leaders, while the company commander and his retinue began to convene on the sudden raid that they have been caught up in.

>The sergeant lifted himself up, and, thank the Emperor, the bullet simply flattened upon hitting his blessed armor. Uttering his praises to the Emperor, he stood resolute as the company commander yelled for a swift counter-attack, and motioned for all the Marines to move forward and to deliver divine judgement upon the enemies of Mankind. The sergeant yelled for victory and for vengeance as he and his brothers moved forward, their bolters blazing as they moved towards the unrighteous.

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>>384695889
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-387

>>384687317
Magneto

>>384692057
Read somewhere that anti matter and normal matter coming into contact is not some catastrophic event. The two items just sort of poof out of existence in a very anti climatic way. At least that is how small scale tests show how such an event works.

We don't have the means to test with large ammounts of antimatter yet.

>>384687317
There is one SCP in which 682 is dead.

>That SCP that steals or abducts anything or anyone that mentions hims text onl

>>384696024
When I say that I mean the original ones, not the low numbers

>>384695950
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3001
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008
these are my favorites of the 3000 bunch

>>384695950
This one's good.
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3035

>>384695783
Can't be erased, there are a bunch of test logs now and literally all you can do is contain it.

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>>384695746
>that SCP that's a coffee machine
>guy asks for a "cup of joe"
>dispenses a cup of blood, flesh and bone bits
>in another room a researcher keels over in pain from having one coffee cup worth of shit ripped from his body

>>384695595
Who would win a fight between power-man, Maxwell, SCP-682 and that one SCP who can be anything but better?

>>384695528
Fun times, I guess. Does the cute gun toting gal get freed?

Doesn't that mean it's like a fusion of all the biggest OP players besides the Black Beast though?
Man if it wasn't so fun with good music to boot, I'd not like this game very much.

>>384695595
i've been searching for this image for a few months now, thanks power-man

>that SCP who is the christmas spirit
That one spooked me good

>>384696078
They would release energy equivalent to the amount of matter being destroyed.
A 100 megaton nuke only annihilates 4.658 kg of matter.

>>384696078
no what happens is 100% of their mass is converted into energy
while only 50% of that energy is usable since half of it is created in the form of neutrinos, it's still ungodly more energy than any other interaction we know of

>>384696190
We can go further. Add Medaka from Medaka Box and the stupidly OP Demonbane.

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>>384695746
My favorite SCP is myself. I agree that a lot of the writing on that website is just lame when it comes to trying to make an SCP that's spooky. That said there are some well-done spooky SCPs, 610 is another all-time favorite of mine. But when it comes to the best SCPs, they're usually the ones that have a spin of comedy to them such as me. I think a big draw to the dangerous, kill-everything-that-moves SCPs is that it's interesting to write about how the Foundation would struggle to keep these things contained... but you don't have to be a kill-them-all type to have an interesting capture or containment story. I forget what number it is, but the self-keeping secret is a great example of such an SCP. Hell, even I give the Foundation a hard time to contain and research because of my anomalous properties.

>>384687317
Literally any transcendent being/reality warper would destroy it. He's just like Doomsday, he seems completely unstoppable to weaker mortals but he's actually one of the weaker major villains in DC.

>>384691276
>>384691552
>that SCP that is Steve Jobs tulpa gone on a killing rampage
I don't remember the number

>>384696190
power-man and the scp that can be anything but better both run into logic errors because the underlying assumption for both of them is that they're better than whatever they're being compared to.

>>384696392
Medaka is cute.

That is all.

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>>384693171
>that SCP that's just a casually racist alien
number? you cant make a list like that and not add the numbers

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>SCP Thread
well, i didn't need to do anything today anyway.

>>384695950
you posted the scariest one, my dude.

>>384696342
>>384696360
Dont know what the fuck I read then.

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>one of the top rated scp's is the procrastination rock

>>384696086
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2935

>>384696490
>I forget what number it is, but the self-keeping secret is a great example of such an SCP
I see what you did there
It's 55, also if you like that check out the antimemetics hub, it's filled with all kinds of high quality stories with a similar theme

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>>384695950
686

>>384696637
You know your SCPs

>>384696574
Probably this one
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1171

>>384696574
just look up racist alien scp jeez
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1171

>>384696652
No, wait, I actually forgot. I was making a joke about myself, not about SCP-55. Damn it.

>>384696547
But Medaka perfects anything anyone else can do, well actually beyond perfects it.
Like if 100% was complete and total mastery of something, Medaka would achieve with little effort 200% control.

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>>384691276
>that scp whose sheet is nothing but symbols with no numbers or letters on it, because it can't understand symbols
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2521

>Foundation hasn't shot 682 with the weird revolver they found in the alternate earth of 093 yet

>>384696630
literally the second highest rated page on the entire site

that said, it's damn good, stumbled upon it while randomly browsing the site, had a great laugh

also http://www.scp-wiki.net/why-change

>that scp that is a random redneck summoning an ancient sumerian god to smite his asshole neighbor

>>384696778
Oh yeah, I meant there was nothing more to my statement since I didn't have anything interesting to add.

>>384696806
holy shit, this is good

>>384696754
well aware, it was just to perfect to pass it up

>>384696048
>the last part
fuck those mega-bloks

>>384694162
Meanwhile 2721 exists with 98 votes

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>>384690708

>>384696862
Then allow me to correct your statement.
>Medaka is 200% cute.

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>>384694868
>Test WTF-LOL-BBQ: Soundly humiliated SCP-076-2 by pulling a katana from another dimension, then having said katana pull another, smaller katana out of a different dimension.

>>384696806
It eats information about itself but only words and letters not symbols or pictures.

>>384687317
There is a new trending gamemode in Garry's mod called Breach and it is based on the SCP series. It's pretty good and I recommend anyone bored right now to check it out after this thread.

Also SCP 682 is so fat he has a hard time getting through doors.

>SCP-3001
terrifying
>SCP-3008
hilarious

>>384695469
Your favourite.

>>384696817
Probably a good idea to not use a weapon that uses ammunition you don't understand on something like 682. For all they know, the gun could fire some super roids that make 682 a real doomsday scenario.

>>384697146
>eats
check it again, there's a heart symbol
it utterly loves all info about itself and wants to gather all of it

Post stories that aren't garbage
http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-cool-war-hub

>>384687317
Madara Uchiha

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>>384694162

>guidelines
>community vote to get rid of trash
>stringent rules

>3999 exists with 400+ votes while others are ignored

>>384697329
http://www.scp-wiki.net/antimemetics-division-hub

>>384697378
3999 is good though. Not their fault you're a brainlet.

>>384697307
>Somewhere out there, in the empty space between worlds, is the room of 2521, the walls filled with things written about it and drawings of it
>It's making the people it has taken write fanfiction about itself

>>384690378
>interdimensional modular space battleship
Which one is that?

>>384697378
SCP's with meme number like x999 - x000 - x001 - x420 always get way more attention than other SCP's

>>384697378
3999 was part of the 3000 contest so it gathered a shitload of votes from that

>>384697491
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2722

>>384697491
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2722
check out the recovered materials document link as well, it's the best part

>>384697441

3999 is a whiny faggot vomiting gibberish on a page and telling SCP format to fuck itself. You can't say the SCP community has stringent rules while this shit can stay up and everyone will jerk off the author.

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>>384687317
Just checked the SCP site, hadn't been there in years. I see they re-classified SCP-001, which is good because what they finally put there was the dumbest fucking faggoty "spoopynerd" shit that I think I ever read. It was literally something like

>"it's the DARKNESS inside YOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!1!!!!!111!1"

Or some gay shit. I don't remember it really, I kinda blocked it out.

Isnt there a little slime scp that smells like anything that comforts you like oranges or bacon and when you hug it, your brain shows levels of being drugged or something like that?
And like, it just wants to show affection to anybody it meets?

I think they gave it to 682 and it made it laugh before getting free for a moment.

Anyone have the number?

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>>384693171
>that SCP that's just a casually racist alien
>HOW ARE YOU? IS YOUR SKIN NICE AND FLEXIBLE? INSIDES FULL OF FLUIDS?
gets me every time

>>384697523
the x001 and x999 numbers are the second and third place entries in the x000 contests

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>>384697329
http://www.scp-wiki.net/quiet-days

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>brainlets dont grok 3999

>>384697667
001 isn't officially designated, there's a dozen or so proposals but none of them has been canonized

mostly because a good 3 or 4 of them are about equal in quality

>>384697695
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999
SCP-999 is cute! Cute!

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>All personnel who work with SCP-3999 are to be reminded that it is a fictional entity written by a biologically male human, in his late teens, of Jewish and Irish descent, on his spring break, for a community of loser horror writers who have stolen far too much of his time away and fight like children over left wing politics in the chatroom and also

destroyed.

>>384695549
I don't mind 2935 killing 682. The whole point of 2935 is that it ends all life in the Universe.

Any low level square soft character, cat cure 2 or Life will fuck its shit RIGHT UP.

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>>384697883
>“While the test was unsuccessful and ended in tragedy, that had to be the funniest thing I have ever seen. I never thought I’d see the day when I would regard SCP-682 as “cute”. Please send me a copy of the security tapes ASAP.”

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>>384697667
>look at site
>see there are suddenly thousand more entries
>groan.wav
>hazard a click on a few of the newer ones
>"The Utopian Cube for Transperson Freedom"
>"Black Lives Matter Sentient Activiist Teddy Bear"
>"My Little Pony Characters from Alternate Dimension With big Penises"


I mean really I can't say I'm surprised.

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>>384690673
>Still mad about the retcon

>>384689868
Will Motifa be able to control her psychic powers? She is like Jean Grey on Phoenix mode

>>384697840
It was though, for a brief time back around '09-'10, and it was some fruity pseudophilosophical gayness

>>384698127
honestly it speaks for 2935's writing quality it killed off 682 and managed to do so in a way that actually added to the story

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What if 682 was infected with 616?

>>384698351
eh the site made bad decisions before, it's why they had several mass purges that ended the BS like that

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>>384698408
And by 616, I mean 610

The SCP about the South American artist is probably the GOAT

>>384698235
>SCO-3276 is a standard Gameboy Advance device


Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd DROPPED

What SCP is the one that can be anything, but better?

>>384698503
Or infected by
>>384696685

>>384698576
Little witch girl

>that one SCP that used to be a library
Gets me every time, best former library I've ever read.

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>>384690378
>taking scp seriously after zombie virus and plague doctor that makes zombies

scp is mostly written by fedora lord steampunkers, you occasionally get a writer who is ok

Post lesser known interesting SCPs

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-176

>>384698925
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-024
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-254

These two were my favorite.

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>>384696806
>sempai noticed me

It's been a while but do some entries fuck with the page? My memory's hazy but I remember it messing with me one time. I've been hesitant on reading the site since.

>>384699204
there are a few that mess with the traditional format, however there's no jumpscares, partially because the community considers them unoriginal

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>>384699131

>>384699204
SYMBOLS HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED

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>>384699131
****

What's the one where it's an alternate dimension or whatever, but everything's covered in a fungus that seems to have wiped out all life?

I thought it was 2935, but, re-reading through this, it just looks like everything in 2935 died all at once. Maybe the one I'm thinking of isn't its own SCP, but part of another one... like that kid who randomly gets whisked away to other dimensions. Man, my memory is hazy

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>>384691703
Christ you weren't kidding
Especially about the worst character

Actually yeah, that's a problem with a lot of the nuSCPs, a willingness to rely on popular contemporary media. If you don't like the media, you won't get the story. It really detracts from the SCP if your audience has to be a member of X fandom to get your epic reference.
Like the concept of the We Are Number One video that keeps doubling the number of people in videos has an ok concept, but had I not been familiar with the meme it would have sucked shit.

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>>384699713
You're going to have to link that one amigo

>>384699636
>My face when reading about the sorry state of my darling Michigan State University in SCP-2935

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>>384699610
>>384699357

>>384691552
>Not talking about the all consuming block of granite scp

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-701

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>>384699834
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3006

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>>384699837

>>384690851

Opposite, 682 was made to stamp out any potential "that kid" creations by heading them off.

The worst offender of that is Able. That is some fanfiction tier mary sue bullshit.

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>>384690708

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>>384688564
>Dante is pretty much invincible
not when I play DMC3

There is this weird ass tree that is made of human parts. Like it has dicks and vaginas scattered on the branches, hands with eyes for leaves,and teeth and tounges for roots. Really weird shit.

It wants to rape women i think, kr at least will beat of women if it sees any? They let some chick get knocked up by it and the offspring had really fucked up eye sight.

Scp's just get so fucking weird at some point.

>>384687317
black dick

>>384691552
>SCP-2863
>Youkai Battalion
This reeks of Touhou.

>That one SCP thats actually an employee that cant drive for shit and somehow turns any vehicle he drives into a screaming metal death can for anyone in said vehicle but himself

I always forget that one. Its so hilarious. I also remember the SCP foundation making a vehicle to house 682 and have that guy drive it.

>>384691276
>guy that destroys absolutely everything he drives in a destructive hellfire no matter what
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j

>>384700447
that is my fetish

>>384700313

do explain

>>384700509
>>384700483

Weird how you guys thought of the same exact thing.

>>384689919
what the fuck. your leddit is showing

>>384700447
I forgot to list the number, it is 401

>>384696224
She gets freed.
Susano'o is canonically the strongest character except maybe the Black Beast.

>>384689727
last time that happened, it grew solar wings and flew back

Why is the SCP site so damn elitist?

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>>384701189
If a tub of acid can contain 682, why not the sun? I didn't get that.

>>384701142
>have this thread and the SMT thread open at the same time
>get slightly confused momentarily after seeing this post

>>384701470
because if they weren't, a bunch of garbage-grade fanfiction would get through

>>384701536
Probably because the sun was strong enough to kill it, so it regenerated and now resists being killed by the sun.
I'm assuming the acid isn't enough to kill it, so it has never developed a resistance to the acid, and thus it can't regenerate while the acid is eating away at it constantly.

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>>384691276
>>that SCP that is literally Seinfeld
jesus fucking christ i'm reading this now and im dying

>>384695140
That's pretty fucking dumb considering they tried to throw 682 into the sun already and he just came back on fire

>basketball is a containment method for a k-class end of the world scenario

>>384700447
Are you sure this is a SCP and not a demon-man story?

>>384703260
that was a -j article, they're even less canon than all other entries

>>384695469
I like the one where it says that all of the writers on the SCP wiki are actually SCP-001.

>>384695140
So the foundation had its own star or they built one?

>>384691552
>That infintely respawning cake that will keep exponentially respawning until the entire universe is packed full of cake scp
I've had nightmares about this.

>>384691276
>the SCP which is a llama delivery service, that will follow your every specification exactly
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1296
>the SCP program which simplifies data run through it until nothing but "bzzz" is left unless the media is about bees, in which case it gets simplified and lengthened instead
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3045

>>384702197
Why would it go back to an alien world where it hates everything? To be contained? For what purpose?

>>384703839
>Delivery consisted of SCP-1296 driving past the delivery area at approximately 150 km/h; SCP-1545 was thrown from the roof by a second SCP-1296-b subject. SCP-1296-b-2 was heard to scream "Just fucking take it!" before departure.
My sides

>>384703839
Reminds me of the journal that's bees.

>>384700078
>That Game Grumps part parodying the basketball tape
This one is shit to be honest
>>384703839
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1296
This one is fucked up

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>>384691552
> That carnivorous chocolate fountain that makes killer chocolate bugs scp
> That giant parasitic worm that laid eggs on the sun scp
> That needle that makes people turn themselves into taxidermied corpses scp

>>384700207
That would be fine except there have already been a ton of "that kid" creations that should easily be able to kill 682. Like the book where anything you write happens, so they wrote that they wanted a monster to kill 682, but it didn't work because reasons. Or that time it turned into a completely new form of matter nobody had ever seen before in order to not get killed by something that should have killed it.
682 is a relic that doesn't fit in with the shit that gets written now.

>>384687317
scp-682-j

>>384691276
>that SCP that is a bunch of tomatoes that fly towards anyone who makes a bad joke
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504
>Supersonic blast detected; computer was completely vaporized by the tomato's kinetic energy. Sensor readings indicate an approximate speed of 3500 km/h (2174 mph).

>that SCP that was a spaceship heading to Earth to destroy it but it got stuck in Jupiter's gravitational pull and it's about to free itself

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>>384695461
>raped
Rape isn't that bad, dude. Procedure 110-Montauk is something truly horrible.

>>384705238
like that webm some huehue fag keeps posting here

>>384690673
>>384698292
How powerful was he and what did the retcon do to him

>>384695461
which is that?

>>384690026
Memebane isnt even more powerful than STTGL.

>>384703731
Me too. Except in my case it was exponentially doubling copies of Einstein.

>>384704008
Because it's retarded, also of note there's an SCP rabbit that it's afraid of.

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Oh hey guys what's going on in this thre

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>>384691552
3001 might genuinely be the scariest SCP on the site, if only because I consider his ordeal maybe one of the worst fucking ways to die.

>>384701578
>implying is hasn't already

>>384695461
number?

>>384705238
I don't get it.

>>384705825
it's been worse

>>384687317
SCP 682

>>384705749
>maybe one of the worst fucking ways to die.
well one of the scariest parts of that one is, he may actually still be alive, but the amount of mass he lost is sufficient to ensure it is impossible to recover him, only to try and give him a merciful death

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The staircase is the best SCP. I nearly shat myself when I first noticed the picture changed when you refreshed the page.

>>384697329
http://www.scp-wiki.net/da-capo-al-fine

>>384691276
the spooky Ronald Reagan tape will forever be the best

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>>384705607

>>384687317

Remember when SCP was decent back in 2010?

Now it's tumblr level writing articles and literal my little pony fanction with penises.

Somebody make a new SCP website where only serious shit is allowed that's actually good. No circlejerking, no articles, only spooky documents like they were posted back on /x/

>>384705607
>the face is redacted
Oh thank god, I was worried there for a second.

>>384706883
What the fuck are you talking about

>>384706883
>all spooky all the time
boring

happy amoeba, girl who cant do anything right and procrastination rock are some of the best ones, and they aren't spookyshit

>>384706959
which of the things don't you get?

>>384707084
>happy amoeba, girl who cant do anything right and procrastination rock are some of the best ones

no

also 682 wouldn't exist on this superior version. it's trash

>>384707092
This shit you keep talking about, the only equine entries I found close to that are some wondertainment horse that dies a bunch.

>>384706119
that's not the staircase scp

>>384707173
then you haven't read all the new garbage SCPs?

>>384707173
it's literally a meme
it's always one or 2 posters every thread that like to pretend the site is the worst thing ever by making up some sub-furfag tier stories about it

>>384707148
spooky shit is the worst shit
weird shit is the best

>>384707268
I should have guessed.

>>384707194
Hmmm. Could have sworn the picture used to change. Either way staircase still a best

>>384707352
spooky and weird, yes
toys and cute food shit, no

>>384707472
The purpose of scp is weird shit
Just weird shit.
Not necessarily spooky shit.
Anomalous =/= spoopy scary seckelton then who was fone

>>384687317
>>384706883
>then
>173 and other documents that were short but written extremely well
>now
>le unkillable repitle and ChaOs InSuRgEnCy xDDD
>article about rape and gore clearly written by a 15 year old

garbage administration. awesome concept stolen by people with terrible decision making

>>384707403
It does, I just looked at it then

>>384687317
Why not just hand him the procastination rock and let those two sit forever?

>>384707639

If I controlled this shit, I wouldn't allow garbage like "epic british guy with a fish head instead of normal head and a top hat xD" exist

that's not spooky, weird, bizarre or terrifying

>>384696131
>don't just have someone go in and kill themselves
Easy solution with the D-people. That or just gas it since survivors are null.
Ending was pretty stupid since but the team was called fucking 3-wolf moon.

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Is there an SCP based on Yotsuba?

There really ought to be if not

>>384695469
The SCP that creates more rooms if it's placed in a room. I can't remember the number, it was surprisingly clever for modern SCP to use it again.

>>384707748
>>384707403
oh hey it does change, that adds something to the mystery

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>>384695595

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>>384708292
You bet your fucking ass there is.

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>>384708597
HOT FUCK IT'S BREACHED CONTAINMENT

>>384705384
>>384705830
It's 231

>>384708597
>that fucking doujin

god dammit anon.

>>384703647
there are like 15 different "propsals" for an SCP-001 but the sites more or less decided that any official SCP-001 wouldn't be as good as just leaving its potential mysterious, although the proposal >>384695469 points out that SCP-001 is the SCP wiki itself and they regularly create these horrors is frankly the best one in my opinion.

>>384708296
Oh, here it is
http://www.scp-wiki.net/code-name-the-truth

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SCP was an interesting idea that immediately went to shit when it got popular thanks to fags like Markiplier and people started treating it like a creepy-pasta website.
There's way too fucking many SCP's too. Quality is better than quantity. Having so many SCP's makes it seem like weird stuff happens everywhere all over the world 24/7 that would be impossible to contain and capture them all.

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>>384696685
surprised that this hasn't been taken down yet but i'm very thankful it hasn't

>>384696685
is there any art like this for the other SCPs?

>>384709009
It went downhill long before that already in 2010

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>>384703839
>Enter CHARACTERS.

>CHARACTERS: We are waiting for GODOT.

>GODOT does not arrive.


>Still waiting.

>>384690053
It was for underage then, it's for underage now.

>>384696685
THIS IS MY FETISH

>>384708764
ty my guy

>>384687317
Haven't checked the wiki in a while. Are they already writing series IV? Also someone actually made a page for http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3125

>>384705337
I don't know anything about the retcon, but he changed the landscape of an entire planet drastically.

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>>384705607