>join random game >kids on mic

>>384686229
>kid is being rational and is playing the game
>gets shit on anyways

>>384686369
How hard is it to just not use mic if you are underage?

gee how hard is it to mute, retard

Sup Nick

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>>384686229
>children exist
>the generation yoyunger than me is coherent now
>26 years old

Does it ever stop being triggering?

>>384686229
Whoa there, big guy

>>384686229
Tease them, OP. Kids on the mic is an absolute blessing. I know I look like a piece of shit for just saying this, but bullying kids online is sometimes more fun than the game itself. Especially in VR. Rec Room is flooded with little shits who think getting in your face and spamming garbage is the best thing in the world. So, I follow them around and harass them until they scream at me. It's immature, sure, but it's honestly more fun than actually PLAYING with those kids.

Feel bad? Just remember you're not as bad as the parents who use these online communities as a substitute for daycare.

>>384687373
You seem like the kind of person that would regularly browse gore threads

>>384687369
You just tripped my wife.

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>>384687373
>Feel bad? Just remember you're not as bad as the parents who use these online communities as a substitute for daycare.

Turns out it was swiss cheese.

Thank god I didn't have a mic when I was a kid

i am the law

I hate people who complain about kids on mic.

Unless its a spoiled brat who cant make a sentence, you should back off. Its a videogame you know, for children. And the times are diferent, they have access to mics now.
If you were a child on this age, you would have a kid voice too.

>>384690229
>csgo is a game for children
>rated M
>for adults

>>384686532
I'm not underage, I'm just high pitched.

>>384686987
>26 years old
What the fuck are you still doing here, old man? Go out there and live. Jesus.

>>384690712
woah you sure showed him with that argument

>>384691105
why do I come to this place

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>>384690229
>if you were a child[...]you would have a kid voice too
wow you don't fucking say

>>384686229
>playing with a kid, kid is nice and plays well enough
>random 20-something faggot joins and starts sperging out because any kind of high-pitched voice confuses his dudebro brain

>playing Squad
>everyone is chill, cracking jokes, but communicate effectively and working together
>child joins squad
>gets frustrated and just says shit like "Look out, he's over there!" over the squad channel
>they just run from spawns without looking around them at all
>the worst of all they get overexcited about everything

Thank god we can lock squads now

>>384686229
>join random game
>THE PHANTOM

>>384687373
t. rekt thread browser

>>384691863
You're just jealous because kids get to be excited about everything while you're dead inside like most adults.
;_;

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I think the reason why people hate kids is because of 2 reasons.
One is the reputation. Kids in online games has a horrible reputation about always screaming or acting like they are the king.Trying to act tuff and pull jokes that has expired it's date a long time ago.
2.It takes you out of your comfort zone. We as either adults or teenagers aren't used to talking to kids. We may did it before but every generation is not the same. We don't know how exactly how to handle them. Some use violent methods while others just press the mute button. Of course almost every kid online will try to act like adults/cool and either end up funny or uncomfortable unfunny.
I personally think that kids need to hit past puberty before talking on the mic for their and our own sake. Or just press the mute button.

>>384692094
I'm not jealous, I'm just annoyed by their throat noises.

How many of you cunts are 15 and desperately defending your pre-pubescent ramblings

>>384692094
You're right. I load up my steam list and just feel depressed now. I'm not doing anything with this life.

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>>384690229
When I was a child if I wanted to play an online game I had to go to the library to use a computer and I had to keep my voice down

>>384686229
>its a hey white boi Darnell and Jontavious won't be home for over an hour episode

>>384692161
I just think their voices are annoying to listen to. They could be explaining the meaning of all existence to me and I still would harass them. I just don't like children in general.

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>>384691105

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>Child on mike
>Tell him to SHUT THE FUCK UP
>He doesn't

I remember being a squeaky little shit in Halo 3 when I was 12. Nowadays I don't ever talk because I get so nervous about it. I miss being ignorant of certain things. It was all more fun before I learned about things like reviews and online news. If it was at Blockbuster I'd rent it.

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>buy PUBG
>join game
>immediately hear a 12 year old Russian
>hear another guy with a thick accent spamming ''this game suck like your mader''
>realize I am surrounded by retards and kids who've been baited by Twitch
>just wanted to play a Battle Royal styled game

>>384692721
>just wanted to play game
did you learn from your mistake?

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>>384686229
>kid is on mic
>screaming and being annoying
>but he's also carrying the team so you put up with it

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>Join server
>Kids on mic is against the rules
>Kids say it's a stupid rule and try to talk on mic anyways
>get muted for years.
It's even better when they make an appeal that says they didn't deserve it or that they are "mature" even though they were mostly spouting memes.

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>R6: Seige
>join game mid match
>someone it about to he kicked
>its a kid on a mic
>I vote no
>he keeps talking, someone kills him
>I type "Just stop talking dude, thats why people are angry"
>"oh my god kill yourself cunt!"

>>384693013
I guess. Killing retards and kids will never stop being fun, though.

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>>384692545
>mike

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>>384691048
He's not the oldest one in the thread.

>>384693401
>red cloak
Wait, the klan wears more colors than just white?

>>384693401
OOOHH, DEATH
OOOOOHHHH, DEATH

>>384693524
>white after labor day
Just because they're racists doesn't mean they have no fashion sense.

>>384693524
Red is for Grand Wizards I think. High ranking kkk dudes.

>>384693620
>>384693636
lol what a bunch of silly geese

>>384693524
I'm almost positive this pic was taken from o' brother where art thou, but yeah, they have different colored robes. I'm not totally sure on this but I think the red robes are kind of like the catholic cardinals as far as "rank" goes.

>>384692434
Fair enough.
They can be annoying most of the time i can agree. But the problem is that they know they are annoying most of the time. And soon as they get someone annoyed they start think they are better than person, that they have "won". To their eyes: Making someone annoyed/angry=Winning.

>>384693636
Why do they call themselves wizards?

its not even kids that are the issue, its anyone that acts like a retard over the mic. screeching, insulting, etc it really is pointless.

>>384693868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoIebIKNS4s
shitty quality but this is the scene
really great movie

>>384693958
It was founded by a bunch of rednecks. They probably thought it sounded cool

>>384693636
elo to become a grand wizard?

>>384692208
I'm 25 and I always defend children wherever I go, someone has to.

>always talk on mic
>one day was recording a clip from a game to make a webm
>didn't realize OBS was recording my mic too
>play the clip back
>I sound like a high pitched teenager faggot even though I'm 25
>now too self conscious to talk
Thank god webms here can't have sound

>>384694520
I beat up guys half your size.

>join game
>Kid on mic
>He is absolutely slaughtering the enemy team and carrying us while giving good tips and calling out enemies to attack

>>384694520
And you raped them later right?

>>384694713
this never happened

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>>384688359

>>384694546
I wouldn't feel too bad Anon. Just remember there's some poor ass hole out there with a lisp or some sort of speech impediment but they don't shut the fuck up.

>>384690229
i had a deep voice at 12, so nobody online could ever tell i was young.

thats the only reason i used a mic at all, i knew better.

>>384694778
Happens in csgo and overwatch. Kid played Zenyatta and murdered everything, gold elims.

Is smocaine kino?

>>384694875
i played a Masters game in overwtach with what sounded like an 11 or 12 year old

he was playing tracer and did fine at first, then he would feed and bark orders at us through the mic. kids arent good enough no matter how they spin it.

>>384691048
I'm 32 and I think I've accepted at this point that I will be coming to /v/ every day.
Forever.

>>384694875
>csgo
at what rank? there is no way he was good. what are you considering a kid though?

>>384694145
>insulting

ya lets just make online games one giant hugbox there is a good idea lets never hold someone accountable for being a terrible player and ruining it for everyone else people who consistently prove they are bad at games should get a universal ban from online play

FUCK THEM

>>384694875
Every kid I've ever played with in OW was some screeching faggot acting like they're a video game god.
My favorite one was when we all agreed to move to the point as a group, and the kid split off in the opposite direction and died instantly. He then got really upset sounding and went off about how we all let him die.

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>join game
>bass boosted mic spam

>>384695265

do girls really teach each other where they pee?

>>384695151
>t. sperg that has a meltdown when people don't play how he wants

>>384695087
Gold nova I-ish. This was a while ago. I'm not that good at csgo. I think he was maybe 13? (In overwatch, gold league) I dunno how old the csgo kid was but he certainly was a few tiers above us.

>>384695321
Why do you think they go to the bathroom together?

splatoon 2

>>384695151
saying stupid shit like get aids and die when someones playing averagely is retarded. i never even said to ban them, seems like youre projecting

>>384695424
that seems about right though. nothing amazing will happen in those leagues unless theyre cheating.

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>Join game
>SCOOOOOOTLAAAAAAND

anyone got spare milk?

>>384695651
i hope you get ass cancer and die you piece of shit fuck you no one loves you not even your own mother

If you don't like kids on the mic, just mute them lmao.

>>384690229
t. kid

>>384686987
>26
>Old
Stop this

>>384696245
those Montgomery glands are hot

>>384691048
I'm 74 retired and enjoyed watching /v/ go from thick skinned joke about everything nothing is sacred to Thin skinned MUH BOOGIEMAN CAN'T JOKE ABOUT THAT IT'S WRONG

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>>384691048
>>384696758

>>384696758
but we cant joke about anything we have to take everything completely seriously

>>384693262
tfw playing with 3 friends and kicking whoever we don't like. Or just for fun. espesially when the guy is good and the game is near end

>>384697689
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSS

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hearing a kid on a mic is annoying and disappointing as fuck. If they're really loud and obnoxious that's when I start annoying them and throwing the game, like in overwatch. A fucking kid was on my team in competitive and won't play anyone but reaper, which someone else instalocked. he proceeded to whine about how bad he was at Reinhardt until me and others in the chat told him to shut up. unfortunately we lost

i may be 19 online games should only be for people 25+ years old. if a kid Is on mic ruin his or her fucking day. children suck.

>>384697743
lmao the kid got b&

>>384698035
r18 game, 50% 10 year olds

How do I check the archives?

>>384694875
When will be understand it takes more than gold to be good in overwatch

How many eliminations did he have exactly because the whole team could've sucked and the bar could've been low for that round

>>384698707
Use fireden