The first release game splatfest is announced. Given the options,

>>384682037
Mayo is for fat cunts.

>>384682037
I was scared you were about to say ketchup. I'm glad you made the right choice.

>>384682115
ya, and?

>>384682037
I dont give a shit about your kids game

Mix the two for fry sauce which is superior to both.

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>ketchup will win popularity
>mayo will win both solo and team so hard because all ketchup voters are underage and bad at the game

gonna be great

That white fun cum is disgusting

>>384682037

Condiments are for low self-control fatasses

>>384682164
You're very special

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Reminder that Marmite is the best condiment and we all think you're wrong, especially on the chan.

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Mayo goes on burgers, sandwiches and sometimes in cooking sauces. That's fucking it.

Putting it on anything else is disgusting trash.

>>384682256
Damn, you must be a really bad chef if you think that.

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>>384682037
eat neither to avoid a heart attack anon

>>384682284
All of this is correct. And ketchup goes on literally nothing.

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>mayo eaters

Why are they purposely giving Marina the best options?

>>384682416
Pretty sure Marina will get the right option, so ketchup

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>>384682037
Condiments are shit for fat asses who want uses carbs added to their flavorless fast food because they like being full more than tasting good.

That said, Ketchup is red, so I'm going with that.

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>>384682349
>"Only faggots and bitches like swallowing sticky white shit."
>Ice cream won the previous contest

>>384682473
What about low calorie hot sauce?

Why the fuck did they go with mayo when mustard is a much more appropriate battle

>>384682473
>condiments are shit
Literaly kill yourself, broscientist.

Garlic ranch is king, ketchup is for sugar loving kids who have to fuel their ADD

>>384682524
>Ice cream.
>Sticky.

>>384682524
>eating vanilla
>literally the most boring of flavors
and like that, opinion discarded

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>>384682164

HURRRR DURRRRRRRRRRR

>>384682037
There a chance this sticks to the U.K.? I don't really like either

>>384682565
Because Yurop dips shit in mayo like the tasteless savages they are.

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>>384682565
They probably picked mayo instead of mustard because it'll mean we get white ink and then people will make .gifs out of squidgirls taking splatted by white ink with a lot of new art etc. as well

Nintendo knows what they are doing sometimes.
Imagine pic related but with soon white ink.

My dick.

>>384682037
>mayo
>more versatile
Spot the retard who has absolutely 0 idea what he's talking about.
Real mayo is only used for cold dishes, because once heated it starts falling apart into its fractions - oil and eggs.
Ketchup on the other hand can be used literally anywhere without losing its flavor or texture.

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why cant we just be friends?

In my country, ketchup only goes with french fries by law. Only f*ggots and bitches like swallowing sticky white shit.

>>384682896
>mayo is only used for cold dishes

What did he mean by this?

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>>384682142
>>384682349
>>384682549
>>384682616
>>384682695
>>384682779
I'm gonna shake things up by posting a different manga panel about mayo

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>>384682037
My first thought was to ask why did they decide to put Ketchup instead of Mustard. But after thinking it for 2 seconds I can see why they wouldn't.

Still, if that were the case wouldn't Mayo also be a bad choice?

Oh well, this at least gives me an excuse to post Mayora.

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>>384682037
>no mustard
What is this fucking degeneracy

>>384682926
>sticky
Well I don't know what kind of fucked up mayo you have in america, but no wonder you hate it.

>>384682230
That won't happen since all Mayo players will die from strokes and heart attacks an hour into the splatfest. I'm already betting that half of them died by reading the splatfest announcement.

>>384682961
>reading comprehension

>>384683142
Enjoy your sugar, toddler
did you get enough GBP today for mommy to bring you some tenders on the way home?

>>384683087
Mustard is the condiment of kings, we needn't trouble ourselves with the in fighting of peasants.

>>384683235
>implying I'm a ketchupfag

I think both are shit, just pointing out mayofags are obese faggots that suffer from blood clots and heart issues. Now watch the blood pressure there mayofag.

>>384683260
>delusional mustard race

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>>384682142
>>384682349
>>384682549
>>384682616
>>384682695
>>384682779
This

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>>384682037
Everyone knows you need to mix the two together to create the perfect dip for fries.

>>384682037
>Not choosing Honey Mustard, the best condiment.

Nintendo's gonna bait and switch
by making Pearl team Ketchup

Talk to any real chef and tell him you love ketchup
he'll laugh hard

>>384683719
>Jackposting


NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>384682142
>see topic in catalog
>immediately think to post this
>second response

Sasuga /v/-kun

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>>384682669
yes

>>384682037
>mayo is superior, better and more versatile
>versatile
Edgy teen detected.

>it just came
Fucking yeeeees squggas

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>>384682037
>not ketchup vs mustard

We left Earth to these retards.

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>>384682037
>mfw mayofags get btfo by "manchildren"

>>384683994
>edgy teen detected
What does this post portend?

>not mustard
What the fuck.

>>384682230
Sorry, but that is not longer the case, ice cream managed to win solo even when most if it's players were trapped in civil wars.

>hate Pearl
>clearly prefere mayo
life is suffering

>>384683440
Ever heard of exercise bud? A little lite mayo on a sandwich with veg will have no effect if you put in a modicum of effort

>>384684189
same
but this time, unlike during cake vs ice cream which didnt really count, I can't let my dick decide

I must defend mayo against this ketchup plebeians

>>384682898
>No aoli

Fuck off. Why is NZ the only country with actual taste in sauces?

>can actually vote for the superior choice and the superior idol at the same time this time
Aww yiss.

Based Mayo and Pearl

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The average mayo supporter.

>>384684726
I would post the average ketchup supporter, but unlike you I don't have any pictures of little kids and their tendies saved

>>384684726
>real mayonnaise
is there fake mayonnaise?

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>>384684190
Breathing is not an exercise fatso.

>He ate a a leaf of lettuce on his mayo sandwich so he thinks it's ok

>>384682037

>Implying Mayonez is not the most powerful condiment

Vy kretene

>>384682142
I don't mind a lil mayo on a sandwich, but dipping fries in it? Disgusting.

>>384684959
what's happening there?

>>384682394
Nah, ketchup is good on burgers and dogs and God tier with french fries.

pearl is going to lose every splatfest isnt she?

>>384685098
Pearl will have to win solo + team if she wants to win any splatfest, cause popularity is secured by sjwrina

>>384685061
Woman that will only eat cheesy potatoes on some reality TV intervention where they try to get her to eat healthy. They fail horribly.

>>384685061

People over acting for """""""""reality"""""""" TV.

Also: Holy fuck, what's with the Caphcha today? It's either those "select them all, while we bring in new ones" going incredibly slowly, or I have to select a street sign 7x

>>384683796
Nigger, half of chefs get off work and get a mcdouble and a cheap 40.

>>384685253
how can you sourvive only on cheesy potatoes?

>>384685325
>not using classic captcha

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I fucking LOVE mayo!

>>384684959
I'm overweight but I'd like to throttle this waste of life to death.

>pick mayo
>get white ink

The choice is clear

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>>384682284
Whatever the fucking kind you have with sushi is delicious though

>>384685325
I got all tin foil hat because it started happening to me yesterday whilst discussing how Google and other huge silicon valley companies are the only ones that will be hurt by the 2015 NN repeal.

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>>384682037
>>384682037
>obese manchildren versus tendie kids
Shit, they know their audience.

>>384685450
this guy

>>384685391
who is this seman demon on the left

>>384685374
For a short period of time.

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>>384685450
>all the art we'll get of squidgirls drowning in white ink

>>384685450
>Not wanting to have enemy squids drown you in copious amounts of white ink

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Idort master race.

>>384682037
/v/ is filled with pedos so they'll go for ketchup for obvious reasons.

>>384684959
To be fair brussels sprouts are fucking disgusting

>>384685391
Yeah I bet you do anon, I bet you enjoy all that sloppy mayo just coming straight out of jar and on your face.

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>>384685660
>>384685652
woomy

>>384685801
Get some taste.

>>384682037
Ketchup is only good for putting on burgers or fries.

Mayo has a lot more applications, like making egg salad, macaroni salad, putting on chicken sandwiches, and just plain mixing with ketchup to make creamy ketchup.

Deny it all you want but mayo is superior.

>>384682037
/v/ being contrarian as usual I see.

soo all this mayo hate is just fat ass americans who think mayo is to blame for people getting fat not realizing that its a condiment used all over the world on pretty much everything.

>>384685949
This guy gets it except for mayo also being better on fries, it's the original way and even the belgians do it

mayo master race

>>384685708
Why wouldn't you just mix mayo and ketchup?
Reminds me of my friend that got offended when I mixed honey and mustard after he asked for honey mustard.

>>384682037
Mayo is barely edible you sick fuck

You klapistanis really need to stop talking about "mayo". That disgusting pasty white bland stuff you're eating is not mayonnaise

All you underage faggots dont even know of the Ray of Mayo spell. This makes me sad.

>>384684189
Reminder that it is only acceptable to chose based on idol if you like or hate both choices equally or if the choice IS the idols

Any other time, you will be classified as a faggot

>Eating tendies with ketchup instead of bbq sauce

>>384685930
It's a genetic thing, similar to cilantro or broccoli. I love veggies and brussel sprouts taste like bitter death and dirty dick.

>swallowing the devil's cum rather than sipping of the blood of our savior
Purge mayo.

>>384686072
I feel so bad for Americans. They probably never had real, home made mayo

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Mayo masters
vs
Ketchup kidz

Who will win?

>>384686168
90% of americans would have to google to know what it even is. they think mayo is supposed to be white.

>>384686010
It's mostly people claiming muricans are fatties who love mayo. It's funny when you guys get so OBSESSED that third world from both sides start calling everything American.

mayonnaise is the most versatile sauce, ketchup is sugar tomato cream for little kids and is made irrelevant by the superior bbq sauce
mayo>ketchup

>>384686168
Duke's mayo is better than homemade desu.

KEWPIE MAYO
E
W
P
I
E

M
A
Y
O

>>384686042
Because that's not what real honey mustard is. I'd be pissed too. It'd be like if I asked for coffee ice cream and you just mixed some raw grounds into vanilla and said it's the same thing.

Mayonnaise is just faggot mustard.

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>>384686445

So little girls will be spraying each other with semen and blood?
I need a WiiZ of whatever the nintendo console is this time.

>>384686445
Ketchup is just faggot barbeque sauce

I'm don't really like either

But mayo appears to have more insufferable faggots so I'll probably choose whichever Marina is backing

>>384686553
There is nothing wrong with little squid girls in tight black spats shooting each other in the face and all over with thick white ink

>>384686318
but anon i am american and its always americans calling each other fat for eating mayo. British, and Canadian friends understand that its a normal condiment.
its only americans that seem to have a problem with it in my experience. honestly americans have some issue with mayo outside lining sandwiches for some reason.

I'm not really a huge catsup fan but Mayo is fucking disgusting

>>384686590
BBQ > mustard

>>384685708
oh shit premixed ketchup and mayo? AND it has garlic? sign me the fuck up

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i feel the urge to post this everytime there's a shitstorm

>>384686256
Nether, one can't stand up and the other is grounded.

>>384686148
Could be. I can't stand truffles either, and was disgusted by tarragon when I was younger. Maybe I should try brussels sprouts again, who knows

>>384686629
Anecdotal evidence. I'm American and were it not for the internet, I'd swear I was the only person who didn't like mayonnaise

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I'm just excited for all the "mayo" related artwork to come out of this.

If they wanted to make it realistic it should have been mayo vs grape drink

>>384686864
but do you go outside anon and deal with people on a regular basis. start using mayo as a regular condiment and people will give you shit

>>384687030
No they won't because in real life no one gives a rat's ass what you put on your food. It's not like you'll be at a restaurant and someone comes up to your table to shitpost about what you eat.

>>384682037
Fuck mayo, fuck ketchup, mustard pride world wide.

>>384683597
Mustard with mayo is good.
Fries only with salt

>>384682230
Exact same situation with Cake/Ice Cream, except Cake lost. Only children voted Ice Cream.

>>384685374
poorly

>>384685495

This is the biggest issue with this splatfest. Japanese mayo is like a more savory ketchup and does genuinely go on most things well. The mayo most people know is good for sandwiches and very rarely in other things like sauces.

>>384685594
Skarpne, not sure where you could view the full comic without paying up though.

>>384686629
Bongs and Leafs are not normal people, so mayo is not a normal condiment.

>>384685153

>Hot brown waifu with partially unzipped crop top
>SJW

u wot

Who gonna be mayo queens?

>>384685391
I hope Gerph will draw something for this occasion

>>384687207
yeah but then how do you know americans dont give people shit for mayo? go out with people who will actually give opinions and you will realize im right, if you never go out and interact with anyone you cant claim it never happened to me

>>384685153
Are splatfest 4 player teams only? If that's so I'll need 2 anon to join me and my bro

>>384687030
I don't like mayo so probably not gonna happen but I go out/have friends/a job and such. I don't really take notice of others eating habits/what they dip their fries in but I swear it's like pulling teeth when I'm eating anything that typically goes with mayo and I say I want it without

>Could I get mine without mayonnaise
>You don't like mayonnaise?!

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Reminder that Canadians put ketchup over their mac and cheese.

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>>384685708
Feels REALLY good.

>>384687251
Butthurt cakefag.

Whats the option for me since i dislike both?

Should've been siracha mayo vs tonkatsu sauce

>>384687567
no we don't, just trailer trash. most Canadians don't even like KD

>>384687567
Canadians also buy milk in bags so who gives a fuck what leafs do.

>>384687637
then it becomes Pearl vs Marina for you

>>384685834
Be consistent anon, that's not even the same haircut the woomy at the last panel is using.

>>384687637
fight for mayo, ketchup/marina will be more popular because waifufags and reddit

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>>384687325
>Skarpne
my dick

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Why is it ketchup vs. mayo and not the more obvious pairing of ketchup vs. mustard?

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>mfw putting mayo on my chips or fries if you prefer

Ketchup fags will never understand this feel

>>384687567
i am an american and i support this practice, also ketchup on grilled cheese is amazing. ketchup > mayo

>>384687823

>>384682873

>>384684921
Pretty much all store-bought mayo is fake, even the one that claims it's real.

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>>384682037

Homemade mayonnaise is top tier
Everything else mayonnaise is shit tier

That's a fact

>>384684959
To be fair, brussel sprouts are fucking disgusting. Should have tried broccoli.

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>>384687826
>i am an american
>supports ketchup on Grilled Cheese and Mac And Cheese

>>384687826
tomato soup goes with grilled cheese, not ketchup

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>>384688068
what? don't tell me you put MAYO on your mac and cheese anon

Mayonnaise is only good for making other sauces, garlic sauce, aioli, remoulade, tartar sauce and a million others. Ketchup is absolute trash and shouldn't be used on anything.
Team mayo faggots

>>384682037
So white ink?
My benis is barely ready

>>384686815

underrated

>>384685708
Salsa Golf?

>>384682037
I hate ketchup and never use it for anything. I at least use mayo for tuna so mayo all the way.

>>384687325
/aco/ usually has a thread up with a mega to everything so far

Mayo and ketchup are both fucking disgusting

Hot sauce is where its at

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>Relish, Ketchup and Mustard in hot-dogs.
>Mayon, Ketchup and Mustard in burgers
>Mayo or Ketchup for french fries.
Can we agree on this?

>>384682037
Ketchup is the "perfect" condiment. It contains all the flavor components: sweet, salty, bitter, sour and umami. This is why there are only a few varieties of ketchup yet hundreds for mustard or mayo.

At the end of the day I'm still a mayo man though

Anything other than mustard is baby tier.

>Nintendo can post literally anything on Twitter and it becomes vidya
Mod status:

>>384684012
mustard is gross

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>>384688735
i'll back that up

It's Splatoon 2 related so of course it's vidya related you moron

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I'll pick the team that will give us white ink.

Thick, creamy, gooey, sticky, salty white ink. Gallons of it.

Mayo and Ketchup are the two most shit tier condiments.

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I can watch people drown shit in ketchup, but the moment they put a spoon full of mayo in their mouth, chunks go everywhere.

>>384686268
I-it's not?

I rather use vinegar

Combine both

>he doesn't put cocktail sauce on his burgers

>>384687567
>>384687710
I live in Canada and have never seen either of these things.

>>384688760
90% of catsup in America is just vinegar and sugar

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>>384687567
DAY
OF
THE
RAKE

>>384685391
fuck me, the moment i saw the mayo vs ketchup thing, the first thing that came to my mind was skarpne.

>>384682037
This is a stupid question. Condiment choice is heavily dependent on what you're using it on. Foods with mild/simple flavors like french fries pair well with ketchup, however this is wasted on food with very strong or complex flavors of their own, like hamburgers. In such cases mayonnaise is ideal

>>384682037
mayo tastes good, but ketchup does too and has much better variety

ketchup is objectively better

>Mustard is so bad they had to pit up Ketchup against Mayonnaise

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>>384689910

...what


what is this

where is this from?

So wait

Splatfests are literally just the "you fags will argue about anything" threads we used to have?

>>384689958
plus it has 1/7th the calories of mayo

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>>384682164

Yes, tell us all about your mature games.

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>>384689910
Murica, pls.

hating mayo is a meme but so is hating ketchup
quit buying shit brands or just make your own and don't use so much.

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Back. The. Fuck. Off.
SUPERIOR condiments coming through.
/v/ - shhh just food now

>>384682037

Name something besides a burger where mayo and ketchup are in direct competition with one another. I'll wait.

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>>384690241
>murica
google it my friend. learn the truth

>>384690102
Mayo clogs your veins while ketchup gives you diabetes

>>384690094
No it's just waifu war

No one actually picks based off the choices. With that said Pearl and the mayo queens will slaughter the reds

>>384684921

Miracle Whip.

sooo...
are the ink colors really gonna be white and red

i thought those were banned naughty colors

>>384689910

Why god would you let this happen

What good could this possibly do the world?

Eshop down, can't download game, rip.

>>384689910
Is this supposed to be a Canadian thing?

I can only assume it comes from Ontario

>>384690094

Yes except then we actually play vidya over it

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Ranch

>>384682037
>Mayo
>Not mustard
THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF CALLIE AND MARIE WERE STILL IN CHARGE

I like Mayo and Ketchup. But now that i have to choose which is better.. i won't, they're equal.
I love them both on my frie, kebab and hamburger.

>>384689910
Looks delicious tb

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>>384690586
No it's hentai semen yellow and red
but wouldn't be the first time the colors were "suggestive"

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Would this count as ketchup?

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>>384690725

>tfw physical copy

Feels good to actually own it, I'm glad I didn't fall for the digital meme

>>384690313
>wing sauce
>good on anything other than wings
It's too strong of a flavor, too overpowering. You can't taste the meal underneath it.

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>>384690586
>Marina team gets inked with yellow-ish white
>Pearl team gets inked with red

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>>384682037
Who'd prefer mayo over ketchup? Do you have any illness in your mouth?

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>>384689910
I would taste it out of curiosity.

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Best condiment, hands down

Lame. Please tell me the US one is different.

Ewww mayo freaking sucks desu

I myself prefer the well done steak with ketchup tbqh So much better than that icky mayo stuff

Bleh! ;P

>>384686121
>not honey mustard

You uncultured fucks sicken me a little bit more every single day.

>>384691005

>PC "master race"
>No physical copies of their games

Gets you thinking.

>>384691270
fuck off consolefag
>>>/out/

>>384685325
I noticed that too and switched to the old captcha through the settings

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>tfw i don't like either
what the fuck do i do

>>384691209
This. This splatfest is such a bummer and would be the first time I didn't give a flying fuck for either side

>>384691360
what the fuck do you use then?

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>>384689910

>>384691360
Pick a waifu to support.

>>384691360
You play the Jap splatfest and ignore this one.

>>384691127
Congratulations, you now have diabetes. If you had diabetes previously it has now progressed a stage.

>>384691414
nothing
i eat fries with just salt
no sauce on burger
mayo is disgusting all around

>>384691087
are you 6? I'm not in love with mayo but it has more uses than ketchup.

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>>384683597
this is true, but also not an option so I'm voting ketchup because it's more versatile

>>384690904
>lemon tea vs milk tea
why does japan have better splatfests? I actually have an opinion on this one.

>>384689910
Chef Gordon Ramsay would be furious.
>15.98
Who the fuck would pay money for this 3rd grade science project?

>>384691543
Mah_man.tiff

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LAN mode seems great

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>>384691608
it was no contest

>>384691318

I'd be upset at your dismissal but I know it must be irritataing to have Gabe's fist so far up your ass so i'll let it slide

>>384691049
>calling it wing sauce
You were raised badly.

>>384685354
Linecooks=/=Chef you dumb nigger.

>>384682037
I love how splatoon makes the "/v/ will fucking argument about anything" meme real

>>384691057
it will be a glorious orgy of cum and blood

>>384682037
all white sauces are the best

>mayo
>ranch
>gravy

all great with fries

>>384691867
I'm not a Steam worshiper and I have a Switch. Go do your console war shitposting somewhere else

>>384686042
>honeymustard is just honey plus mustard

This cannot be a real post.

>>384682037
Is this nip mayo or mayo in the rest of the world?

>>384682037
>Mayo instead of mustard
Whatever, ketchup is still shit tier in regards to condiments. Mayo, easily.

>>384691985
>>384685354
>>384683796
he is right, tho, ketchup most of the time is used to compensate the lack of flavor thank to the acidity from the tomatoes
a well seasoned/ marinated food should not need ketchup and if you want tomato flavor you use real tomatoes

>actually voting mayo
I knew /v/ was tasteless, but that's just fucking vile. At least Marina will inevitably side with the proper party again.

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>Mayo

I don't like either.

>loli gets the cummies

>>384682037
>Best girl picks best condiment
Pearl is about to go 0 - 2.

Condiments in general are gross. Tainting a burger, fries, etc. with questionable liquids is just abhorrent are shameful. Gravy is the only exception.

>>384691608
>why does japan have better splatfests?
English Splatfests need to resonate with the entire world. Japanese ones only need to work in Japan.

Everyone in this thread has eaten ketchup and mayo. I'm sure many have never tried "milk tea".

>>384688735
Good taste.

>>384682037
Which ever one is assigned to Marina will win.

>>384692157
Wanna try my sauce with those fries?

>>384692383
You're a moron

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>Choosing both Mayo AND Pearl

>>384692383
anything other than the cow's own blood is heresy

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>>384691526
I AM GROWING STRONGER

>>384685076
>ketchup on burgers and dogs
do you want to get arrested?
also why the fuck is it mayo and not mustard?

If it isn't Worcestershire sauce on that steak, you're a kid.

>>384692383
Depends. Straight processed ketchup is shit and it always outclassed by a good home made tomato sauce.

>joined game with fourteen88
Ok which of you is this

>>384682416
In Japan mayo is way more popular than katsup. They put that shit on their Pizza

>>384682319
t. Chef at Wendy's

>>384692719
I don't have anything on my medium steak, what does that make me?

>>384692748
Homemade tomato sauce is for pasta.

You really gotta reduce that shit down to make ketsup. Also don't need as many ingredients for pasta sauce.

>>384686091
>splatfest is an idol fight
>but they both think the other is the best
>fight for Pearl to prove that Marina is better
>fight for Marina to prove that Pearl is better
wat do?

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>>384682037
Ketchup>mayo
Debate me faggots.

>>384692831
Plain Jane. Boring. Donut reply.

>>384687567
>mac and cheese
KD. I put soy sauce and hot sauce on mine and mix it with frozen veg.

>>384691985
Chef=line cook with a degree.

>>384686815
10/10

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My dad loved this stuff but I never saw the appeal. Apparently it's a midwest thing, Utah especially.

>eating fries with anything other than mayo

Go back to burgerland, you barbarians!

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>>384682037

Who BBQ sauce here?

We all know none of this matters as it will ultimately come down to which side your squid waifu is on. So basically, whatever marina picks will win.

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>>384692915
wrong
mayo>ketchup

>>384693127
>eating fries with anything other than chicken salt

It's like you want to ruin the taste of fries.

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>>384684726
That night elf poster looks fucking weird.

>>384693296
What do you use mayo on? I use ketchup on almost anything deep-fried and mayo on burgers and sandwiches exclusively

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>>384693237
reporting in

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>>384682037
>mayo

Pepper Juice > Sriracha > Hot Sauce > Mustard > Ranch > Ketchup > Mayo

>>384682115
Do you know how much sugar is in ketchup?

Fucking filthy ketcucks itt
Enjoy your well done steak, fags.

>>384688735
Mustard's okay in burgers only when you make them yourself. Also, toasted onion is a must on hot dogs. I usually dislike onion but that shit's delicious.

The only real worthy sauce is Hoisin

>>384682473
THIS
I only drink water too
>flavor
>2017
ishiggydiggy

>>384693296
Mayo is literally made for fat people

>All these mayofags
Not surprising that you faggots flock to the jar of sperm option

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>Mayonnaise is the superior option over ketchup

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>>384693296
Very incorrect, Ketchup is king.

>>384682037
I don't like either of those things

>>384682037
>First Splatfest is Cake vs Ice Cream
>Second is Mayonaisse vs Ketchup

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO FAT YOU LOOK AT SQUIDS AND SEE FOOD

NOT VIDEO GAMES
TAKE YOUR CHILDREN'S GAME OVER TO WHATEVER PEDOPHILE WEBSITE YOU HANG OUT AT

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>>384682037

>mayo VS Ketchup
>not Ketchup VS Mustard

Wasted opportunity right there.

Ketchup definitely has my vote since i use it in a lot of meals i make. I never take up mayo since i barely do any meals that fits it

>>384692901
Same logic
>I like A better than B and will choose A even though Idol Y is supporting it and I like Idol X better

>>384694084
>Splatoon 2 is not videogames
sonybros

>>384692379
Ketchup is only good as a complement to mayo, you have to be literally autistic to say otherwise.

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>I like ketchup more
>Marina just happens to be ketchup

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>>384693690

>>384694154
It's for literal children
Are we going to have Barney generals on /v/ now too?

i only ever use mayo when baking a cake

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>Mayo vs Ketchup
>Not Mustard vs Ketchup

>>384694347
All vidya gaems are for children. Don't mean adults can't enjoy them too.

>>384687567
As a burger who discovered this after having old and dry mac & cheese in the fridge, this has become my guilty pleasure of comfort foods.

>>384687823
Because that's NoE's twitter, so we may yet see a difference like Pop vs Rock turning into Cake vs Ice Cream for other regions, or something different like once or twice in Splat 1's time.

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Ranchbros WW@?

>>384694347
Maybe we would if it were a video game, faggot

>>384691623
You are chef Gordon Ramsay. You walk into the kitchen of the nightmare restaurant of the week, to find that the chef has pre-prepared hundreds of pounds of pasta, for literally no reason:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8xtw4tSmuQ
What do you do?

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>>384694347
Noice b8 m8

Ketchup: Hotdogs, burgers, fries

Mayo: Hotdogs, burgers, fries, tuna, chicken, milanesas, any form of potato really, need I go on?

We have a clear winner

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>>384689910
How many calories does it have?

Why not mustard vs. ketchup? Are they afraid that the true patrician's condiment would beat out ketchup too hard?

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>>384694278
really? the obviously more popular choice?
they're not even trying to hide it

I NEED TO HEAR THE OPINION OF /CK/.

>people saying mayo is bad for you when ketchup is 100000X worse for you
Mayo is eggs and oil
ketchup is sugar, corn syrup, Vinegar, and tomato flavoring

>>384691758
oh it allows for a spectator mode for esports commentary? that's pretty cool

>>384694701
Fuck yeah we do.
Its ketchup.

>Pearl fans once again given the worst option
>Pearl fans will claim Ketchup lovers are waifufags

>>384694895
it's america, they like to say bad things about other foods except for the ones they like despite being worse

see: bacon

>>384694516
>"I've never seen ANYTHING as bad as this!!"

doesn't he say that in every episode?

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If I had to pick it would be Mayo, but the real patrician choice is barbecue or mustard. Especially that mustard you can feel in your nose as you eat it.